I want to be reincarnated as a chair in Gensokyo!

same

Too bad, you'll end up as Kourin's work chair

agreed

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Good taste

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>>17118776
Kourin is fine too.

>>17118683
I want to be a reclining chair

You would become an eyesore.

>>17118683
chairs can't feel or taste butts

>>17119034
Everything is possible in Gensokyo!

Can I be a couch instead?

>>17118776
I want to be Kourin's friend

>>17119007
>>17118846
YOU are the reason for /jp/'s recline.

>>17119034
Become a chair youkai

i want to be a chair so reimu would sit on me with her fat ass

>>17120513
But Reimu's ass isn't fat.

I don't like transformation but I'd be happy with this

>>17120577
Clearly he wants to be a magical chair that makes girls asses fat when they sit on him.

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If you were a chair which 2hu would you want to own you?

same tbhhh

What if a faceless old man sits on you and masturbates?

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I want to be a chair tsukumogami and get bullied by all the Touhou girls because of it!

>>17120656
Kosuzu is nice.

You would have to go down multiple levels at once. Not sure how you'd be able to gather that much bad karma, to be honest.

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I want to be Yukarin's gap!
I want to take Yukarin inside!

I want to be Remilia's stupid hat from CoLA!

I know that chair bro.

>>17118683
https://www.docdroid.net/hlwf/the-human-chair.pdf.html

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>>17118683
I want to become one of Ran's tails that she sits on.

>>17121736
Fuck, didn't think anyone would recognize me...

>>17122784
when /jp/ doesn't recognize old memes

>>17118683
You want Touhou to recline on you?

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>>17118683

>>17123525
I did but I didn't want to say anything

I want to be the doormat of the SDM.

>>17129482
But that's meiling

>>17119094
You slut

>>17121729
>not one of her bloomers.
shameful

>>17129486
Yes, I want to be Meiling.

Which touhou has the fattest ass

>>17130031
That one with the big bullets, I forget her name

>>17131079
You mean the one with the silly hat, or the one in the frilly dress?

>>17131127
He's probably talking about the girl one

>>17131127
The one with the bloomers

>>17125378
sure

>>17121736
Which one?

>>17146515
I kept thinking of posting this. Thank you for posting it before I would be forced to

>>17146515
Wouldn't you suffocate them to death if you sat on them?

>>17120762
i'd rather be yuuka's stool har har

>>17146515
2hu is recliner

I'm suddenly reminded of that one collection of images of the Buddhists turning into a PB&J sandwich.

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>>17149573
Found it!