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Squirrels are timid creatures, be careful not to scare them.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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Dragon is olev
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I wanna cuddle my waifu on a cold rainy day!
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>>17047286
Undead dragon is olev x 2
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>>17047373
Now that some olev-olution right there.
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Shogs are olev! And so are Kikis!
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x is best girl
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>>17047373
Would you cuddlefuck an Undead Dragon?
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>>17047407
Sure.
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>>17047407
Can you give me one reason why I wouldn't?
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>>17047389
Lilims did nothing wrong
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>>17047420
She might leglock you when it's time to answer the door because the pizza guy is here.
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>>17047423
So far only Druella has done something bad and not just manifesting her inner magical realm like QoH.
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>>17047430
Lescatie was a falseflag to pin the blame on Druella! She wouldn't hurt a fly!
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>>17047373
Not really. Dragons are way better when alive.
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>>17047406
>x
z>y>x

I'm sorry anon it's the truth.
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>>17047426
Looks like we're having cold pizza
>>17047438
Disagreed.
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>>17047286
Mere female lizard.
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>>17047432
Bull shit.
She corrupted that place like a faceless and fat old man with a loli.
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>>17047373
Undead anything is OLEV.
Prove me wrong.
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>>17047406
∫f(x) dx is best girl
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>>17047449
>Prove me wrong.
I'd say I can't, but unfortunately the siths exist.
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>>17047453
>f(x)
>fox
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>>17047447
End this slander!
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>>17047449
Undead Siths.
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>>17047449
Undead ruins anything that has mofu or scales. It works perfectly on humans and the majin monsters.
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Have you been a good boy and followed the will of Eros like good followers?
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>>17047470
Me and my waifu worship Eros, so yes.
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>>17047470
>the will of Eros
I'm not following you anon.
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>>17047261
>Squirrels are timid creatures, be careful not to scare them.
That's not always true, at my brother's college some would get mean if you didn't feed them.
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>>17047467
Undeath makes no difference for things with scales, they're already cold

>Undeath ruins mofu
Silky smooth, soft and refreshingly cool mofu with out bodyheat begs to differ. Perfect for snuggling on warm days or warming up with your own heat.
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>>17047447
There is nothing wring with corrupting lolis though.
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>>17047394
Monsters are olev.

Ignore the naysayers. Each girl warrants love and affection.
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>>17047467
But the scales and mofu get that otherworldly ethereal aesthetic instead.
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>>17047473
Spreading love to those who do not know of it or scorn it.

Paladins of Eros travel the lands with their Cupid waifus and spread the joy of love with their bulging oiled muscles and blessed weapon gifted by Eros herself.
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>>17047470
Yes! I've jerked off to my waifu many times.
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>>17047449
Undeath is a meme.
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>>17047477
The scales become boney and hard. You can say that they would feel good because mamono mana but normal scales would feel way better. It's a meaningful downgrade.
Mofu gets messy and the girl starts to lose it if not taken care of.

>>17047483
Maybe if it's magical fake mofu and scales.
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>>17047493
Memes?
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>>17047467
>Undead ruins anything that has mofu or scales.
You're dumb. I bet you don't know squat about MGE Undead and abide the rotting meme some shitters here like to push.
>>17047508
>The scales become boney and hard. You can say that they would feel good because mamono mana but normal scales would feel way better. It's a meaningful downgrade.
>Mofu gets messy and the girl starts to lose it if not taken care of.
And you prove me right. Dumb faggot.
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I'm just here to get raped by a girl much larger than I am
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>>17047533
Let me guess, she's 7 ft tall?
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>>17047533
So would you want a Minotaur jock to make you her boytoy? Even if she's weak to you doing romantic things for her afterward?
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>>17047470

What do I need to do to be a follower of Eros?
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>>17047526
Zombie dragons shows what an undead reptile looks like and it's said that zombies need energy to keep themselves together. So it's obvious that mofu would fall off.

I noticed that a lot of undeadfags are actually braindead. I think it's kinda cute.
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Need a break from doodlimg stupid things. So how about some MGK?

You're Jimmy, and we're doing another Highschool edition at lunch time.

Do you take Anubis out on a date after school?
Do you stop the heated rivalry between Ophy and Pharaoh?
Do you help get crybaby Wyvern out of the locker she was stuffed into?
Do you leave campus for lunch with Lich, Elf-Wight, and Albino Lamia-Wight, even though the three don't even need to eat at all?
Do you head to Wurm's house after school and help her babysit her 40 sisters?
Do you spy on Ryu while she's with the swim team at the pool?
Do you watch /d/-tier hentai in one of the unused rooms with Ushi and Mantis to see who can stomach it the longest?
Do you ask Dragon if she'll share her lunch with you while sitting outside and under a tree?
Or do you just sit with the social reject Moth, Centipede girl, Bicorn, and Kobold and try to be friendly?
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I want to intercrural a Lava Golem maid.
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>>17047533
Enjoy your Shire Centaur rape.
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>>17047557
MGK needs to rest.
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>>17047549
Express love strongly.

To be a paladin, you must become very fit, oil your body up, wear only a loincloth and/or a helmet with some jewelry, and spread the love of Eros with your +10 demonrealm silver Zweihander blessed by Eros to have the same effects as a Cupid's arrows.
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>>17047557
Definitely the rejects.
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>>17047541
That little comic was wonderful.
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>>17047539
She could be six feet tall and it would still be good enough. Hell I'm wiling to go up to ten as long as she'll push me down and not take no for an answer
>>17047541
I'd prefer constant smug in one form or another, but that's not going to stop me from buying her flowers yes
>>17047560
I'd take horse pussy at this point no lie
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>>17047568

What if I don't believe in love?
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>>17047557
How do you guys even pick any of these? Like they're all so perfect.
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>>17047557
The same thing I always do, Anon.
Sit in the corner and get ignored.
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>>17047573
Do you have the full version?
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>>17047557
>Do you leave campus for lunch with Lich, Elf-Wight, and Albino Lamia-Wight, even though the three don't even need to eat at all?
What are they planing? I need to find out!
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>>17047539
No, nine.
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>>17047556
>and it's said that zombies need energy to keep themselves together
They already have Demonic Energy running through their bodies, so this falls flat.
>I noticed that a lot of undeadfags are actually braindead. I think it's kinda cute.
Says the guy that makes up shit on the fly.
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Loli undead are the best kind of undead
>cute liches and wights with sexy butts and thighs
>lewding is twice as mindblowing for them than for non-undead lolis because there's the body heat on top of pleasure
>miracle of (un)life coming from death
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>>17047584
The only other two panels show she's boisterous in a party setting. It's meant to show that she's actually cute when it comes to one on one affection.
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>>17047557
I'd go with the rejects, but someone needs to help that poor Wyvern.
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>>17047508
>The scales become boney and hard
>Mofu gets messy and the girl starts to lose it if not taken care of.
Now you're just making things up. Your lies have been seen through, villain. That is, unless you can provide a citation where KC states it to be the case
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>>17047586
Just a simple brunch, anon. Not like they're going to drug you with a love potion and have their way with you forever as their husband slut who dropped out of school to be their cum dispenser.
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Gentlemen, a strange thought just occurred to me; Polish Valkyries.

LITERAL WINGED HUSSARS.
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>Dhampir rediscovers her OC she made when she was in her chunni phase

How would you console her?
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>>17047593
>>17047584
First panel is besto tho
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>>17047609
Just imagine her being like that and dragging you off to her room for hours and hours of rough moo-snu.
Then imagine her reaction when she wakes up the next morning and you're still there, cuddled up to her.
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>>17047603
I want all of this.
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>>17047609
Who's the artist for these
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>>17047606
Sperg out about how cool it is honestly. I made some cringy oc's myself but I still actually like them.
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>>17047606
Ask if she wants to do lewd stuff with castlevania OST playing.
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>>17047609
That Minotaur is out of control!
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>>17047606
Just ask her if she wants to roleplay those fantasies in the bedroom. Honestly it'd make her day.
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>>17047623
graphiteknight / matsusensei
Big into boobs
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>>17047606
No, Dhampirs a shit
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https://pastebin.com/u1tTpNaZ

I wrote a short story about a Nureonago. She's one of my favourite girls, but hardly has any art or stories of her, so I decided to change that! I'm thinking about writing more short things like this for other girls who don't have much content, so feel free to suggest a girl I should write about.
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>Heya Anon, you wanna go throw eggs at Old Man Paladin's house?
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>>17047638
t. Vampire who got bullied by them
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>>17047622
So you'd want to be the husband of those Wight ojou-samas? You'd better give them enough spirit energy to knock them up.

>>17047633
You should take her up to her room so she can sleep off the booze anon. Don't pay any mind to a clicking sound if you hear one,
that's definitely not the door being locked behind you.


>>17047637
And this is why good boys shouldn't go into swamps. Some lewd Onee-san might make them addicted to paizuri.
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>>17047618
I imagine that almost nightly already though.
I'd fucking love a minotaur exactly like her.
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>>17047649
And suddenly, I'm imagining her shooting them out of her vag like they were ping-pong balls
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>>17047647
>New Frosticle
>Best slime
This is a good start to my weekend
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>>17047647
Neat, always great to see an under appreciated monster girl get some love.

If you're interested in her then Nereid might be a good option. People tend to forget they exist.
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>>17047649
I don't see any eggs Hellwan-chan, where are you hiding them?
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>>17047649
Look at that ass-fang.
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>>17047647
I'm looking forward to this, yamato nadeshiko slime doesn't get nearly enough love.
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>>17047660
Would you want her to slam you onto a reinforced bed and them do squats onto your dick?
Would you want her to tease you and edge you with her incredible muscle control, keeping you from cumming as she has orgasm after orgasm?
Would you want her to reward you after she finishes her lewd "set" by taking her gargantuan calcium cannons and milking your balls dry with them as she grins lewdly at you?
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>>17047691
I bet she'd tease you by smacking her plump ass and letting you watch it jiggle.
When are you going to bend her over the bed and breed her already anon? She's been waiting so long.
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>>17047685
>She grins, and opens a bag she had stashed nearby, revealing gigantic Ostrich eggs.
>"We're gonna turn that old geezer's place into an omelette!"
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>>17047708
But those are so big! I don't think my puny skeleton arms could throw them that well.
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>>17047708
I don't want Old Man Paladin to kill me. He's extremely old and extremely a virgin. Who knows what magical horrors he is capable of.
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>>17047717
>>17047718
>Tch, you're not gonna wuss out are ya Anon? Come on, it'll be hilarious!"

This Hound is a bad girl! She's going to get you into trouble and mischief!
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>>17047718
I hear Old Man Paladin pulls off little boys' winkies if he catches them egging his house.
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>>17047696
>edged again and again by that beautiful gorgeous lewd boobed muscle machine
>Finishes with paizuri with her sweaty, colossal soft tits smothering my dick entirely
I'd cum so much she'd think it was some sort of freak accident. Her whole upper body, torso, tits, face would be a white stained mess and I'd pass out dehydrated right there on her bed.
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>>17047728
I'm not a wuss! I just can't throw good!
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>>17047680
I really like the thought of doing one about a Nereid, just reading through her profile gave me a lot of ideas already. Thanks!
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>>17047732
I hear he has a trophy room, where he collects the butts of all the Monster's he defeated!
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>>17047728
I hope she gets her ass beaten by Old Man Paladin, so she can learn some valuable life lessons about vandalizing private property.
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>>17047733
> die of dehydration
> " This just on on MON news: Too much sex- a bad thing? Tune in at eight to find out. "
> Scared waifus being forcing their husbands to drink lots of water and/or milk.
> Tanukis buy up all the pumping stations and make a killing.
> GatorgirlAde comes out promising maximum hydration, is instantly a hit.
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>>17047733
She's gonna be grinning the whole time anon.
She won't stop squeezing her tits together while pumping them up and down until the last drop is pooling between her cleavage.
Even if you pass out before that happens.
It's very likely that you'll wake up to find she's gotten it all off of herself and is 69ing you in her sleep.
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>>17047754
He's going to put on his old armor, charge out and lightning speed, and give her a spanking with a mailed hand!
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>>17047756
Nursing handjobs and lotus nursing proven to be superior once more
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>>17047749
Not the butts!
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Thoughts?
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And on this day, the kejourous got themselves a new heroine to look up to after Bayonetta.
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>>17047771
Very cute.
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>>17047762
>and is 69ing you in her sleep
Well, I AM dehydrated after all. Might as well search for some moisture while I'm in such a position and make the most of it.
When life gives you milk and 'honey', drink the milk and eat the honey. Lots and lots of it.
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>>17047773
I'm still not going to buy their console for it.
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>>17047771
Kuu bugs are wonderful.
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>>17047778
After she wakes up, she'll probably help you rehydrate with some of her milk.
They're like watermelons anon, she's got plenty of it to spare.
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>>17047771
Kuu bugs get hugs
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>>17047793
I'd buy her a 24 pack of her favorite beer if she let me stick around and 'rehydrate' the rest of the day with her.
Also a very, very common fantasy I've had. She's just so perfect. I'd go from dehydrated to drowning once I get latched onto those things.
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>>17047771
Don't trust them, they will devour you!
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>>17047771
I want her to sit on me and ignore any response I have.
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>>17047604
Excellent choice.
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>>17047832
That's something of a myth anon, even with real mantises!

At most she'll nibble on you if she's nervous (likely to only happen after her emotions awaken).
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>>17047261
That's a cute squirrel
I want to snuggle her, grope her middle, and slip her temporary transformation potions before she goes on air, like giving her gag boobs, or massively muscled depending on the mood
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>>17047826
She'd probably give you a beer infused kiss too.
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>>17047854
The Mantis Woods are no place for the faint of heart!

Also you need to be above level 19 to enter the zone.
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>>17047869
Im no slouch of a boozer myself to be honest, so that sounds just as well. I'm sure she won't mind me breaking out the harder stuff to get real nice and loose together.
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>>17047480
Ugh, no.

>Roper
>Matango
>Beelzebutt
>The furries
>Liliraune

There's a reason the writefags ignore them.
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>>17047855
>Pouting ratotaskry in a slightly ripped shirt with bulging muscle trying to do the news while her succubutt co-host tries to stop sniggering
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How often do Vampires bite a regular human woman?
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>>17047649
the great thing about going swimming with hellhounds is that the water is never cold
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>>17047909
Depends on how often they meet worthy women
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>>17047909
When one would make a good vampire, so not that often
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>>17047909
Very very rarely, they deem humans as unworthy plebs so making one of them vampire is very special occasion
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>>17047909
They won't even bother with most of them, but they will if the woman is of "noble nature."
They do this to monsterize her.
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>>17047261
I wanna play with that squirrel's fun bags!
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>>17047909
It's rare, profile says only women worthy of it get transformed.
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I imagine my Hakutaku wife being haughty enough to claim that life of dairy cow is beneath of her status, only to start slipping more and more moo's in her speech the more her breasts swell from milk, smothering me when she or her bra can't take it anymore. Should I say anything afterwards, she would return the favor and milk me extra hard the next day.
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>>17047882
Those Mantis' are acting weird.
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>>17047924
Overly busty, overly milky squirrels are fun
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>>17047261
>tfw no sex-haired shortstack Ratatoskr in business attire
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>>17047887
Enjoy your slow passionate muscle cuddlesex anon!
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>>17047939
>sex-haired
This is just wavy hair, right? Where did this meme begin?
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>>17047649
The way her pose is, it looks like she's half leaning/sitting on the side of a bed or something.

Agegap maledom with the teenage Hellhound that lives next door
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>>17047980
Sex-hair has been around for ages anon.
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>>17047983
You know how it's going to end
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>>17047980
Nah, sex hair is what hair looks like after sex.
Frizzy, unkept and absolutely boner inducing both in the heart and dick sense.
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What would going to school in a mountain village that snows 9 months out of the year be like?
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>>17047938
>Overly busty, overly milky squirrels are fun
That's goes for just about every monster girl. I'd love to wake up every morning with my face just buried in her tits, listening to her heartbeat and feeling the rise and fall of her chest as she breaths.
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>>17047988
Kaoru is best girl

Hellhounds have best sex hair.
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>>17048003
It'll be fine as long as I have my Hellhound childhood friend to keep me warm!
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>>17047988
Yeah, that's just wavy hair though, isn't it? And I know it's been around forever, I'm just wondering about its origins. Real sex hair is like what this anon >>17048000 said, it looks like shit, not stylish at all unlike the pic you posted.
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>>17048000
Sex hair and bed hair are ideal.
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>>17048006
>>17048013
Hellhound are cute. They would still be cute even if they were raping me
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>>17047771
How do the eyes work?
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>>17048018
>It looks like shit
Choose your next words carefully anon.

>>17048024
Both make girls adorable beyond measure.
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so whos the fastest?
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>>17048059
Moose
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>>17048059
Cockatrice and wyverns.
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>>17048059
Anon

It's a personal problem
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>>17048057
>Choose your next words carefully anon.
It does though, frizzy messy hair is terrible. If I ever saw my waifu with frizzy unkempt hair I wouldn't be able to resist taking a brush to her hair an smoothing it out.

Wavy or straight, neither is frizzy and shit
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>>17048086
Frizzy bed head is adorable and perfect anon! Girls with it are meant for snuggling!
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>>17048065
Why is moose so energetic?
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>>17048059
Griffons would be high on that list. They swoop down from high places to pounce unsuspecting thieves.
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>>17048093
She is going on a date with anon.
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>>17048093
It's based on this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GEhM2Byk7w
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>>17048096
Good for moose.
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>>17048088
It's shit and hard to run your fingers through. Needs a brush, a comb until it's all silky smooth
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>>17048095
You think griffons ever have trouble with target identification? Or do they consider anyone in their general domain a thief
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>>17048095
>They swoop down from high places to pounce unsuspecting thieves.
I mean like in a race
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>>17048100
Good for anon too. They are going to be a fast and cute couple.
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>>17048111
Maybe if there are a lot of thieves she gets confused and tells them to fuck off instead of going for the rape.
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>>17048065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vlflHPjfY8
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>>17048148
More in the sense that a traveling peddler with a rucksack of goods could be attacked by a griffon, and his 'stolen' goods confiscated.
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>>17048185
>>17048111
I think as guardians they have an innate sense for what is their treasure and as such they wouldn't steal from other people. but that's just considering goods. The crime of trespassing on her territory might constitute a good raping.
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>>17048185
They're usually either guarding ancient sites or artifacts. In either case, your average traveling merchant isn't going to stumble upon them unless they get seriously lost.
If you're nearby, they're probably going to assume you're up to no good.
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Pears.
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Ara? You want me to do what?
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>>17048185
Maybe if you're just passing through and are nice she'll forgive you. Maybe.

>>17048201
>>17048207
It would be weird to get accidentally surprised raped by a griffon. I would cum and not even notice what was happening.
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>>17048221
Do The Impossible
See The Invisible
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>>17048228
I do wonder how they introduce themselves. They could deck you out of nowhere like a falcon, or land thunderously on the ground in front of you.
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>>17048221
Those are some kissable boots
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>>17048209
Look at that fat fluff she has.
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>>17048209
>that face
>that tail
Would mating press
>>17048221
Shoe on head.
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>>17048228
You'd be on the ground, looking at the bright sky eclipsed by a pair of soft heaving mounds, and your pants would be gone before you knew it, your already erect cock embraced snugly by her milking pussy, but that's about it.

You'd definitely know what's happening by the time she made you cum
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>>17048158
Thicc moose is on the loose!
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>>17047991
>You know how it's going to end
Yeah, she's going to get pounded and come back the next day wearing next to nothing again.
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>>17048221
Tell me that life is worth living.
Let me know I'm not a terrible person for wanting to stay in bed all day.
Understand that even if I feel sad all the time, it's not anyone's fault and that pills and pretense aren't the answers I want.
Maybe some cuddles and tv too.
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>>17048221
Take the boots off but leave those stockings on.
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>>17048248
Maybe if they don't sense any lust for her treasure on you she'll just ask what's up in a menacing way.

>>17048258
>Snap when she clings hard and we cum together
>"Oh! I'm actually being raped. Or at least I was."
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>>17048209
Jesus, that girl is like 50% mofu.
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KC seriously needs to create a muscle worship warrior mg. Not just a MG that happens to be muscular. But one who has a fetish of having her muscles touched and worshipped.

My ideal would be one that can feel if you are a muscle slut (just like how Nachos can feel if you are a lolicon), then challenge such men to a wrestling fight. During the wrestling match the anon will not be able to help but to rub and worship her muscles, which will cause her to lose control and collapse due sheer pleasure. Then the anon will fuck the defeated muscle girl.
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>>17048285
>>Snap when she clings hard and we cum together
Do you normally space out for a quarter of an hour, or are you just that quick of a shot?
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>>17048300
But Nachos don't have a lolicon sense.
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>>17048352
Technically, all monsters have a kind of fetish sense, thanks to being half-succubus.
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>>17048352
They do, their insults and biting instincts is only activated with men of a "particular mindset" or something like that, lolicons.
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>>17048241

Ro ro, fight da powa
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>>17048312
I mean, I would be just relaxing and humming a song. Maybe I would snap when she starts trying to get me hard. But mind as well initiate a healthy conversation with my dick in her mouth.
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>>17047557
>Do you leave campus for lunch with Lich, Elf-Wight, and Albino Lamia-Wight, even though the three don't even need to eat at all?

All of my yes. Nothing could go wrong if I'm with such cuddle-fuckable and dependable friends!
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>>17048300
Thats a big oni.....
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>>17048267
Hah
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>>17048394
Onis are quite big, this is true.
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Owl girls would be terrifying.
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We oni now?
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>>17048406
Holy shit
>those tits
Would nourish myself from them.
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>Kikimora begins her day bright and early
>After showering and morning stretches, she head off to awaken her master
>Hearing noises behind his bedroom door, she's happy he's already awake
>Opening the door, she finds him sitting in front of the computer
>"You have not been to bed yet, have you, Master?"
>"I have not."
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How would maids react to walking in on their master getting fucked by 5 different mgs?
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>>17048300
It feels off to have a dedicated monster girl for muscle worship and then let her be defeated whenever you fondle her abs
She better be strong and proud. I'd rather she stays strong when you worship and rub her muscles, but it builds up her lust until she can't take it anymore and rapes you, the better you worship her the harder she rapes you


>>17048352
They do, being a dirty lolicon is basically the only way to meet an Atlach-Nacha since they're hidden underground and only let lolicons enter their lair
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>>17048407
Movie night with owl girl!
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>>17048454
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>>17048221
SMUT WHEN.
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>>17048475
You're already living it. Each day is just another denied orgasm.

ufufu
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>>17048433
>dom kiki mode activate
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>>17048430
Careful, Oni milk has a high alcoholic content.
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>>17048407
They ambush travelers passing through forests at night, singing at them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhKn46XVdVw
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>>17048456
> It feels off to have a dedicated monster girl for muscle worship and then let her be defeated whenever you fondle her abs
She better be strong and proud. I'd rather she stays strong when you worship and rub her muscles, but it builds up her lust until she can't take it anymore and rapes you, the better you worship her the harder she rapes you

That would be very hot too. I am all for it.
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>>17048507
They'd get hit with a stick if they did that.
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>>17048507
>singing at them.
like a rap battle?
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>>17048111
According to the profile they can sense human desire and to a degree what the desire is directed towards. So basically if you are nearing the treasure with a desire for it then she'll know you are a would be thief, but if you are unaware of the treasure then she may not attack (unless she is feeling particularly horny or something else about you manages to catch her interest).
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>>17048516
is there a loophole around this?
i feel like there should be
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>>17048509
Rather than bluntly raping you she could also be subtle about it
For example in the middle of a muscle worship session she would spread her legs and order you to massage her thighs, then she would gently pull your head into her groin to begin the foreplay
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>>17048516
They'd make good mothers.

Knowing exactly when their children want to steal cookies from the cookie jar before dinner.
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>>17048519
In what way?
They're guarding these things at the behest of gods, it makes sense they'd get some powers from the deal.
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>>17048526
>In what way?
maybey do the thing that yugi and yami did in yu gi oh where they kept switching places to keep pagasus from reading his mind.
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>>17048532
They aren't reading minds though, they can sense intruder presence and intent.
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>>17048300
That concept is great but you still managed to blow it. They need to either be generally stoic and level headed, pinning men they like below them and milking them with their perfectly sculpted body, or else more rowdy/fiery, constantly bragging about their immense strength and flexing to show off.
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>>17048516
Cheerios!
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>>17048496
DON'T MAKE ME GET KHORNE
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>>17048516
That's nice. No words need to be exchanged when she knows what's on your mind.
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>>17048521
Nah, I want to feel her muscular strenght as she force me into bed.

Though I guess a dual system works, just lile Yeti is nice but will rape you if you quit after the erotic hug. I guess a similar system could work with the muscle girl, she is subtle if you go all the way, but if after worshipping her muscles you quit, she pins you down and roughly rapes you.
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>>17048501
I want to kill my liver on my wifes milk.
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>>17048570
Shit meme girl.
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>>17048577
I would for a big muscled girl to put me in a submission hold while rapping me but I fail to visualize one
Rough sex and rape definitely suit big girls the best though there need to be post sex healing/cuddles to make things right
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>>17048571
Griffon is eating dinner across from her mate, but keeps fidgeting, struggling not to finger herself as she feels how much her husband is anticipating getting back to their bedroom when they're done.

Eventually she just scarfs the whole meal down in record time and drags him away.
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>>17048580
>Implying Khorne and Tzeentch aren't best girls
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>>17048593
Man, fuck griffon birthdays. You just can't make a surprise.
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>>17048593
Actually, scratch that, she would more likely eventually just backhand the table settings, throw the man onto said table, and screw him senseless right there.
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>>17048602
She'd be eating "horse meat" alright.
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>>17048466
>>17048570
>>17048599
Don't abuse reaction images this early on.
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>>17048599
>Off topic image
>Off topic image of a 3d girl
>40k
How new to /mgt/ are you anon?
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>>17048516
>go tomb raiding for some lost treasures and get attacked by a griffon
>after she's wrung every last drop out of you, she let's you hobble home
>the next morning when you step outside to get the paper, you see her sitting next to your door
>you ask her what she's doing here and she blushes, saying she found a new treasure to protect
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>>17048614
forgot I was on /jp/
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>>17048560
I prefer there is a clear way to waifu one, like muscle worship, rather than ambiguous luck dependant shit like "being a man she likes"
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>>17048623
become a musclemancer
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>>17048623
Understandable, but why take it that direction? Big buff muscle girl and suddenly getting all weak in the knees is about as clashing as two themes can get. Why not just have it played straight and the girl pins down and fucks the man, which is what most people want out of a muscle girl anyways
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>>17048636
>Understandable, but why take it that direction? Big buff muscle girl and suddenly getting all weak in the knees is about as clashing as two themes can get
not really, the greeks made stories about it all the time
1 theme
no matter how strong you are physically,
in the matters of the heart you are just as vulnerable as everyone else.
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>>17048427
It's always time for Onis/Ogres/Orcs

I'd happily live in a world with only those three species. Full of big muscle dom girls.
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>>17048667
What the fuck is going on in the background?
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>>17048646
I'm talking about porn here. People rarely want buff tall girl for blushing sweety, at least not the ones with good taste anyways.
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>>17048646
Except it's done to death to the point where people actually expect it over the personality being played straight.
You know one reason why people here like hellhounds so much? Because they're a girl that doesn't suddenly do a complete personality change just because you put your dick in her.
They aren't even my kind of girl and I can see that.
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>>17048680
Style.
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Did Melon died? Haven't seen him draw anything in a while.
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>>17048667
>Onis/Ogres/Orcs
Why does everyone always forget best muscle girl amazon?
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>>17048699
>public sex
That's why.
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>>17048699
They're my favorite. I don't like to mention them so people don't ruin them
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>>17048696
It looks like the world is dying.
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>>17048689
its cliche cause it works dammit.
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>>17048680
"Didn't feel like drawing a real background."
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>>17048712
You misspelled "trite."
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Why isn't that nice Kikimora who brings you dinner a few times a week pregnant with your child yet?
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>>17048698
He is normally chilling around drinking coffee and talking about dreams. Stream tomorrow hopefully.
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>>17048740
But I'd never wake up when nestled between those mounds.
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Soft Onis are olev too
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If a vampire sucks too much blood,where does the excess go to?
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>>17048750
Tits, probably.
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>>17048740
That Pailolibus needs some bat wings.
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>>17048750
Tits and ass.
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>>17048731
Because my "maid" is my daughteru.
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>>17048740
But I want to be the little spoon.
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>>17048740
I demand to know the summoning circle to get an Imp like this.
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Which monster is best for buttjobs
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>>17048750
Soft oni deserve to get taken advantage of for being so soft.
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>>17048785
Whatever your waifu's species I think.
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>>17048788
>Soft onis deserve to get fondled and groped tenderly

FTFY
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>>17048788
She shouldn't even call herself an oni
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I want a cute troll waifu who will make me delicous soup
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>>17048792
But I wanted to enslave them and breed more so eventually every man can have their own soft oni.
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The demon lord offers you a deal,she can bring a potential waifu of your choice for you,but she must have one defect between blindness,deaf or mute

do you still accept? if so,with which condition?
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>>17048817
You have to set a good example for the oni, though, so they know to become loving wives instead of panting fuckslaves.
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>Young succubi in rebellious teen age phase.
>"No fuck you dad, it's not just a phase! I'm a paladin of Pelor now!"
>Mostly just going through the motions for the thrill and glory, but over time comes to enjoy the gratitude the peasants have for her after saving the town from demons and through many trials and tribulations she is eventually redeemed in the eyes of her god.
>Adult version having to resist the urge to fuck every man in the room, but her will is strong and she will persevere.
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So is it consistent to say that if a unicorn's husband dies and then remarries she doesn't become a bicorn? Provided her new husband is a virgin and doesn't cheat on her?
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>>17048823
>she must have one defect between blindness,deaf or mute
Can I take on the defect for her? I'd go mute or deaf for my waifu.
I'd prefer to keep my eyesight so I can see her beauty but if I must, she can have that too.
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>>17048636
I am open with her just straight pinning you down and raping you too!
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>>17048823
Why is the Demon Lord doing this? Shouldn't she love bringing people together?

>>17048842
Also this, I'd gladly be mute. I'm already crippled a bit anyways, whats another one to the pile?
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>>17048823
Mute easily
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>>17048849
Can you imagine how your waifu would react if she knew you accepted a slew of disabilities (Crippled legs, muteness, blind, etc.) so you could be with her?

I'm imagining there'd be some permanent heart pupils and an unending desire to care for and protect you. Might be kinda nice?
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>>17048823
Eh, I'd go find waifu by myself.
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Mute is the least worst condition,you can still function without sounds somewhat

blindness is just horrible
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>>17048878
>blindness is just horrible
I'll concede that blindness is the most difficult condition to deal with but I love music too much to lose that for the rest of my short life.
Mute feels like a lame cop out since it's not even as close to as the other two.
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>>17048824
Well duh. You'd have to make sure they live in good conditions, are treated well and get plenty of care so they develop a bond with their owners. Besides learning how to best please their owners, they should also be taught how to run a household to get the most use out of them. And of course you'd need to make lots of little onis with them to reach the desired amounts in as few generations as possible. And then the little ones have to be raised with the utmost care as well.
Breeding soft onis is an arduous task.
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>>17048814
I want to eat a Trolls fat bottom out while she's tending to her garden.
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>>17048878
>>17048886
Hey, enjoy going through a drive through. Or karaoke night. Or waifu never being able to hear you say "I love you".
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>>17048878
Blindness does make you the most dependent, though. It would be nice to have a cheshire embrace her role as a wonderland guide for you.
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>>17048892
>eating meaty Troll ass
>while she's tending to the garden
>out in the open

Better not try that outside of heavily overcast days. Not only would she be sweaty, there's no way you would get way once the flowers on her head start blooming.
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I'll turn into a blind shota and I'll become so much of a rapebait that I'll be unrapeable!
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>>17048924
>blind
>underage
>and now without a waifu
Congratulations?
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>>17048924
>suddenly every wock in wonderland wants to protect you
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>>17048689
>implying a hellhound losing to cock and turning into a sub isn't the best
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>>17048924
I'm not a shota scientist, but I don't think it works that way.
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>>17048924
Since you are but a blind young lad, the village elders warn you to not stray too far from the village, to beware of human-like beings referred to as monster girls. Still, you wish greatly to be useful and help the locals as much as you can despite your ailment.

Lately you've become quite close to a lady who lives on the edge of town. She's been rather protecting and helpful in regards to your blindness, almost like an older sister to you. However, despite all the time you spend together, for some reason she refuses to meet with anyone else from the village...

If she asks to meet up after dark, certainly you wouldn't ignore your new best friend, right?
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>>17048948
(You)
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>>17049018
Of course not.

What is she
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>>17049018
Poor kid's about to get V'd.
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>>17048823
I'll take a deaf Yeti so she has to learn sign language with her big paws
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>>17049018
>Blind shota becoming friends with a monster without even realizing it
This sounds like a movie.
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>>17049046
The mystery is the best part!

Does she smell like nature? Always wear a fur coat? Wear funny armor with horns? Is she really big? Always riding a horse? Giving you silken gifts?

I like some blanks to fill in a story. Whatever monster girl you thought of first is what she actually is.
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Give every man that hates or mistrusts a Holstaur. Nobody can hate monsters once they feel the love a Holst can give.
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>>17049122
I hate Holstaurs.
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>>17049122
>>17049127
I hate them too. Them and their breasts so big and perky, they could give you a sprained thumb.
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>>17049127
Then you get a Minotaur
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>>17049142
Still just an ill tempered cow.
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>>17049162
Holsts and Minotaurs are sweet girls that just want a loving husband.
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>>17049169
Minotaurs are rude rapecows that deserve to have their stupid big tits slapped.
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>>17048924
wouldn't cripple boys evoke monstergirls nurturing nature?
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>>17049186
>slapping a minotaur's tits
Anon, you don't know what you're doing. Stop!
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>>17049186
What about that nice buff one that just wants to do nothing but smell flowers?
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>>17049205
Ever heard of kawata shoujo? Now imagine kawata shounen.
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>>17049207
Well they deserve to have them slapped around until they moo like the dumb cows they are.

>>17049210
I refuse to believe there is one like that. Rapists, all of them!
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>>17049205
Depends on the species
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>>17049205
Probably. He'd still get /ss/'d eventually. It's just how monster girls are.
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>>17049207
Big Beefy Bovines!
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>>17048599
The idea of Khornate MGs is too weird for me.
It just feels wrong.
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>>17049240
I need beef in my life
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>Melon drawing nacho.
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>>17049281
Nachos are disgusting abominations.
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>>17049281
>Nacho in a mating press
Glorious.
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We need some scyllas/cecaelias in this thread desu
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>>17049292
>Nachos are delicious abominations.
Fixed.
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>>17047771
Wish I've evaded every piece of writefaggotry by a mile simply not to have them ruined.
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>>17049302
Quote from nacho mating pressed
"What are you gonna do, mating press me?"
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>>17047647
Phantom. Write about one who hits on different guys by creating a fantasy where she's captured by a Fallen Paladin. Most of them run or try to fight conventionally, which is boring. She marries the guy who realizes the whole thing is imaginary and has fun with it. Which wouldn't be hard to do if you know what Phantoms look like.
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>>17048696
Melon is hopefully enjoying a cup of Ethiopian coffee and the attention of several Kikis asking him how it tastes.
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>>17049317
Is it possible to rape a nacho into an ahegaoing mess without being a giant spider? Say what you will, but I would like the eldritch horror girls way more if they didn't have the seemingly inevitable inhuman transformation of their husbandos
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Which MG would make the best coffee? Part of me says Lich or Gremlin, because the first works with potions and the second could build a Heterodyne Coffee Engine. Kiki would be a strong contender for coffee that doesn't almost kill you when you're not ready for it.

A MG cafe would be heaven.

>Onee-Chan Lamia waitress lets you eat while wrapped in her tail, and asks for a taste. Followed by kissing you.
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>>17049369
Maybe a brown Alraune. A troll could work too.
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>>17049369
Yuki-Onna. She could make coffee, tea, or cocoa to warm you up before coercing you into leg-locked missionary with the lights dimmed
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>>17049369
>Collegiate Demon in glasses and a sweaterdress studying for her Rape Law exam with her legs crossed in a corner, making eyes at you over her textbook
>Kiki in between jobs from the maid service reading the daily paper and sipping from her favorite chair
>Piano is open use, and currently a Dullahan has her head set down on the top while she plays a smooth jazzy tune
>White Horn just came in from the cold and blushes as she passes by you with a little shy wave before ordering herself a nice hot coco
>Barista is a shortstack Imp in a cocktail outfit who knows literally everyone that comes in and is willing to chat for hours
There was a really comfy and well run student-run coffee cafe I went to back in college that was awesome and I can absolutely imagine it being populated by MGs
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>>17049418
Gonna marry that Imp
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>>17049418
Jazzy Dullahan sounds fun
I wanna take her head which has its eyes closed and cradle it in my arms to see how it changes the music she's playing
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>>17049418
>Rape Law
That sounds fake.
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>>17049418
>a blue oni barrista who runs the counter when the imp isn't around
>always bumps her head whenever she reaches under the counter for something
>wears her hair in a ponytail for convenience but is extremely self-conscious about her forehead
>doesn't mind when guys stare at her tits because eye contact makes her uncomfortable
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>>17049485
Lovely.
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>>17049485
I want to compliment her eyes
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>>17049418
That sounds pretty comfy, would definitely sit down and drink some coffee to chill.
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>>17049418
That cafe is the comfiest Greentext I've read in a long time. Please write more, even if not right away. If any Gremlins or Phantoms went there, I would Waifu them instantly.
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>>17049513
Gremlins seems the type that would drink a lot of coffee but ruin the comfy atmosphere. Also, would that Phantom be a shape shifter? What else should she be?
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>>17049475
Radical humans try to push it. It's up to monsters to find the loopholes to help men from being exploited by it.
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>>17049513
A Phantom regular would absolutely be in a sultry dress with a veil over her face that hangs out in the shadows by the fireplace, and if you sit to chat with her she ad libs a long, dramatic story that she always claims is true while you sip your coffee and listen in rapt attention. She's a master storyteller and it's a joy every time. Also thanks.
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>>17048689
Hellhound is so popular because she is basically everything protectionfags ever wanted, except the lack of muscles. Which turn out to be one of the biggest and most active MG fanbases. Plus also rallying a part of the wolfu fanbase and a practically all the femdom fanbase, which is likely the biggest fandom of them all among MGs.
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>>17049557
I prefer gentle loving femdom
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>>17049524
Gremlins are hyper in a cute way! She'd be working in the back surrounded by her Automations, welding copper parts and venting fans to the roasting machine. The whole shop would smell like delicious coffee thanks to her! Then she'd ask your opinion on which of her Automations has a softer chest.

>>17049532
Wow. She's completely perfect.

>You will never ad-lib with a Phantom.
>She can't correct you, because none of what she's saying is true either.
>And everything you both say rearranges the way her shadow version of the shop looks.
>It's hilarious when a customer walks too close to the corner and wants to know how the cafe became a saloon.
>Or part of the Demon Lord's Castle, an active battlefield, NERV HQ, a biplane, or part of Mechanicusburg.
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>>17049570
Nobody cares.
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>>17049570
Hellhound is pretty much loving femdom.
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>>17049606
wasn't she more hard femdom?
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>>17049611
hard femdom sounds more in line to what dark elves offer
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>>17049619
arn't they birds of a feather?
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>>17048823
This >>17048842, I'l just go mute for her. I don't talk much anyway.
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>>17017076
>>>/i/503532
>>>/i/503533

So i found out someone on the upright-infinity-sign-chan tried to do a half assed mspaintjob to remove the xray from the anubutt drawing lol

new spam detection is weird
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>>17048905
>Trusting a cheshire
>When she'd gladly watch you walk into a pole for a giggle.
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>>17049624
You are way too good to us. Thanks.

>i found out someone on the upright-infinity-sign-chan tried to do a half assed mspaintjob to remove the xray from the anubutt drawing lol
What the actual fuck?
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>>17049632
Yeah, but then she'd make up for it by 'accidentally' walking into your pole. Possibly bouncing on it.
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>>17049639
Can't make up for broken trust. She'll know she's crossed the line when you quietly buy a white walking cane and stop relying on her direction.

It's a deceptive distance that no bridge can truly gap
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>>17049639
i dont like how you said into instead of onto...
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>>17049632
Her Mad Hatter friend is going to beat the shit out of her with a cane and tell her to make it up to that boy if she ever wants to be welcome to another tea party again
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>>17049621
sure why not
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>>17049624
Nice Nacho.

>So i found out someone on the upright-infinity-sign-chan tried to do a half assed mspaintjob to remove the xray from the anubutt drawing lol
Who cares?
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>>17049663
And suddenly I'm picturing that gif of a guy getting sounded by a stiletto
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>>17047647
How about a nice heartwarming story about a Matango?
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>>17049665
It's too late. Blind anon is happily navigating his way around with a walking cane, and an echo-location trick he's learning from that sweet, big fruitbat onee-san down the road.
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>>17049687
>Matango
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk
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>>17048392
Albino Lamia is not for lewds.
Even as a Wight.
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>>17047647
How about a story about a Kitsune-Tsuki? They are practically never talked about. Maybe a shy girl gets possessed by a Kitsune-Bi and turns into a Kitsune-Tsuki. This gives her the courage to finally confront the boy she likes. Don't want to tell you what to write, just an idea I had.
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>>17049692
What a shame. Looks like that last seat at the table is taken.
No, no one's there at the moment. It's reserved. Move that fat cat ass along.
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>>17048740
She looks soft, snuggly and wants to smother me with a pillow full of knives. In other words she's utterly sublime.
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>>17049692
>Blind anon can hang out with Werebat onee no problem at night because he can't see anyway
>She pampers him excessively, often smooshing her breasts all over him
Good girl.
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A bunch of Wendigo crowding around a human girl because they think she's a cool warrior.
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>>17049717
Speaking of Hatters, Canes and beating the shit out of things, I'd like to see a Hatter in stylish Yharnam getup with that tophat and a threaded cane. Stabbing and whipping stylishly while holding tea in one hand.
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>>17049611
No, they treat their men as if they were made of porcelain.

Except during sex, I think and the profile implies, that during sex the porcelain treatment is off and they give you hard femdom.

So again, yet another plus for Hellhound since she is both worlds, hard femdom in sex, soft femdom outside of sex.
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>>17049754
thats confusing, im just going to pretend she doesn't exist.
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>>17049761
Typically for the better desu
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>>17049737
How about a Speedwagon srtle hatter tossing their hat like a weapon?
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As of today, I've been with Jabberwock for 3 years! Time sure flies, but love is eternal!
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>>17049777
Even I would be afraid. Though the Bloodborne pimp cane is far too stylish to give up
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>>17049800
>>17049737
I just want to see her do a song and dance routine. Something like 'singing in the rain'.
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Amazons are sad the Hellhound has near monopoly over prorectionfags. They exist.
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>>17049802
That's... tame.
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>>17049809
Jesus fuck look at those massive braids
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>>17049809
You won't need protection from either of them if you invest enough money into yourself.
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>>17049809
Blame KC entirely over this
> He cut the "they protect men" line in the updated profile
> He didn't gave her muscles, despite the fact she should had been probably given beyond Minotaur level muscles. I mean "amazon" is pretty much a synonym of muscular women in modern language.
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>>17049809
>PinHead.jpg
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>>17049874
Pat
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>>17049874
Cute! I want one.
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>>17049874
I just took you on a walk 5 minutes ago!
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>No big werebat nee-san to snuggle and snack on fruit with
I wanna squish big fluffy bat tits. I bet her breastmilk tastes sweet like fruit.
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Petite Dragon idol?
Megamilf Vampire mistress?
Or be the Monster Lord's husband?
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>>17049936
Monster Lord's husband gachiBASS
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>>17049936
>Or be the Monster Lord's husband?
>You'll never have lilim daughterus
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>>17049860
I get the feeling thats more a symptom of old art. Some of his earlier profiles are...well that. And amazon was right around the time he started getting into the swing of things, so still really early. Hell I'm pretty sure he said there are plenty of buff amazons in one of those Q&A things.
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>>17049936
I guess the vampire. Idol has too many responsibilities and I don't want weirdos in my house watching the demon lord give birth either.
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>>17049874
Imma waifu that fox when she's of age. Until then I shall subtly mold her by acting as the caring Onii-chan
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>>17049959
>Marry DL at a pretty flashy, but fun, wedding
>Months later my first daughter is close to being born
>Suddenly have people camp around the castle, saying that they "want a front row seat for the birthing!"
>I turned the hose on them, and the stubborn ones who wouldn't leave had to get the wasp spray
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>>17049936
Dragon Idols are the best!

They defend the village from Monsters and Villains, but always have time to write autographs for fans!
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>>17049956
"Plenty" still implies you might end up with a non buff one. Unlike the Jinko and Minotaur which guarantee any waifu of that race will have lickable abs.
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>>17049975
>and the stubborn ones who wouldn't leave had to get the wasp spray
>not the wasps themselves
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>>17049999
There weren't any wasps around anymore thanks to the spray.
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>>17050002
What if the wasp spray was designed to attract them
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>>17050006
I don't know about that anon, but I'd start hitting them with a stick.
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>>17050006
I don't think such low level monsters would live around the DL's castle. It'd either be some sort of sub-species, like War Wasps, or other monsters entirely, like Behemoths, Demons, and Dullahans.
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>>17050012
>It'd either be some sort of sub-species, like War Wasps
Enraged Wasps
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>>17050015
Red Wasps with yellow stripes.
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>>17049809
>they prefer to have sex in front of other people
Yeah gee I can't imagine why they might not be as popular.
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus
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>>17049964
Godspeed, and be careful, little foxes can tempt without even meaning to.
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>>17050050
That's a cute fox, I want to non-lewd things with her.
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>>17050070
Like that one game the Cheshire twins want to play?
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>>17050076
No, stuff like video games and movies.
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>>17049624
Thanks so much for this Melon. Why the hell would anyone want to remove the xray? Are they gay or something?
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>>17050078
What if she wants to play Honey Select?
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>>17050087
I'll tell her she can only play that when she's older.
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>>17050094
But her mom lets her play it already.
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>>17050099
I won't fall for that.
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I will name her George, and I will hug her and pet her and squeeze her.
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>>17050167
>"S-sir, I'm your paperwoman... I-I have a name... please stop harassing me while I'm on duty..."
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>>17050172
I'd only stop molesting her if she gave me her phone number.
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>>17050172

I will have to punish George for being naughty.
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>>17050172
> not molesting that tail
> not rubbing her cheeks

"Request denied."
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>>17050172
But what if I can't control myself around her mofu?
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>>17050172
The only name she will go by is lovely and sweetheart
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>>17050034
>Being this vanilla
Step up senpai. Besides, not like every single dicking has to be public, thats just the wedding.
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>>17050173
>>17050177
>>17050178
>>17050185
>>17050187
You guys are gonna get a trembling, whimpering, wet papergirl all flustered and shaken! Her tail's gonna be quivering!
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>>17050187
RATA
CHAN
IS
TOO
FUCKING
CUTE
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>>17050206

That's not all that's going to be quivering.
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>>17050187
While she's distracted by the note, make sure to lock the door.
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>>17050206
That's fine. Gonna turn her into a blushing kissu slut
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>>17050189
>thats just the wedding.
That line is entirely separate from those discussing the wedding rituals. Public sex also the focus of their bonus art.
In short, it's an unavoidably large part of their character and most people would rather not have anything to do with it, hence their lack of popularity.
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>>17050206
That's exactly what I want. I won't stop until I get a date out of her.
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>>17050206
It's her fault for being the most mofu. Damn nefarious squirrel puts kitsunes to shame.
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>>17050206
I'm ready for her shenanigans
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>>17050219
Kissu slut Ratas are honestly the fucking best
Just imagine her getting all nervous and then being unable to take it anymore while she hops up and down begging you to kissu her
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>>17050224
Whoa there, anon. I don't remember ever hearing someone getting put in a rata mofu cage. Kitsunes are still the queens of mofu
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>>17050233

They must be protected and cherished. At all costs.
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>>17050222
With the things thread canon has already done to some of the monsters I'm pretty sure public sex can be done away with
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>>17050219
>"Hah... haahn! Anon! I need a kiss! Please! Hahn... kiss me again! Mmf, mmn..."
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>>17050239
> gains more mofu over time in nine parts
> fluffiest as a Christmas cake
> basically magical implants
> trying to compare to natural girth and fluff

how can one person be so wrong?
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>>17050233
>rata comes up to you and mumbles something under her breath as she clutches your shirt
>you bend down a bit and tell her to speak up
>she mumbles again, this time burying her head in your chest in embarrassment
>bend down even further so you're almost eye level with her and ask her to repeat herself
>she whispers she wants a kiss before she pecks you on the lips and runs off, her tail swaying like crazy
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>>17050264
That's some ridiculous spin you put on that. No wonder you're infatuated with tabloid media types.
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>>17050264
>>17050239

I like them both very much, I'd say they're my top two. But when Ratatoskr was revealed, I knew she was the one for me. I'm not a FotM guy either, I saw her and it was like, "bang" and "boom" and "doki doki"

I knew I was going to like her but I was unprepared. I don't even follow the releases of new girls any more, I'm content.
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>>17050273
Holy hell that's fucking adorable, I want my rata wife to be just like this
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>>17050273
Want to hold her and never let go
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>>17050273
>Keep your face just out of reach
>Get to watch her stick her tongue out and try and stand on her tip toes to get at your mouth
>Her needy eyes, her salivating lips, her little quick breaths
>She's bouncing up and down in need
>When you finally get in range she plunges her tongue into your mouth, moaning loudly into it, latching her arms around your neck and shaking in orgasm as she gets her drug-like fulfillment
>Doesnt even care that you start groping and molesting her while she kisses you, just needs to get her tongue all around your mouth and feel your breath coming into her
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>>17050231
Stop spamming your chain letters to me Squirrel. There is no such thing as images that contain subliminal messages for me to fuck you until you're stuffed with cum and love tails. And even if there was you're certainly not smart enough to make one, let alone find one.
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>>17050285
But what if your wife is so shy about kissing that she tries to do it without you knowing
>go to bed with your rata wife who likes to sleep with her tail up against your face
>your don't really mind because her fur is so soft, you're out like a light in no time
>wake up the next morning by yourself
>you hear her messing around in the kitchen so you go to the bathroom to get your day started
>looking in the mirror, you notice several lipstick marks all over your face
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>>17050326
That's adorable and perfect.
I'm gonna sneak in the kitchen and grasp her shoulders from behind so she can't run, then firmly lift her up onto the counter and turn her so I can forcibly make out with her for a full hour while she moans for me to stop.
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>>17050326
The only thing i can do in this situation, is to make my own kiss marks on her
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>>17050350

This headline is even better than the one about Momiji getting a comfy sleep.
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>>17050326
>your wife is so shy about kissing that she tries to do it without you knowing
That sounds like shit

>Start to worry why your wife seems to avoid kissing you
>Try and kiss her only to be met with resistance
>Eventually confront her and demand to know why she hates kissing you so much
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>>17050350
FUCKING CUTE
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>>17050358
That's a good way to get her to break under pressure and start screaming about how she loves kissing you way too much.
How she's scared she's going to become nothing more than a kiss slut and not the girl you fell in love with and how she's been secretly kissing you in your sleep because she just can't help herself.
And then she's going to mash her lips against yours and give you a deep long series of kisses with tongue.
>>
I bet post offices would hire mercenaries to deliver packages to monster girls.
>>
Ratas are evil girls. Don't trust them. They work closely with MG Gyms and the Sabbath to report any closet muscle subs or closet lolicons.
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>>17050431
But if I want and love only Rata-chan, I have nothing to fear!
She does, though.
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>>17050431

I don't care about lolis. I just want to fuck a squirrel. I would fuck her on a mat, I would fuck her in a vat, I would even fuck her with a hat.
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>>17050431
I'll trick her, the only loli abs I'm licking is her's
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>>17050431
Ratas are nice girls that tell help men get together with monster girls but are too shy to do it directly and vice versa.
>>
Don't kiss squirrels
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>>17050461
Kiss squirrels.
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Reminder that fairy girls are for headpatting with your finger.
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>>17047286
Would you this Dragon?
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>>17050498
That's just a human who's superpower is to turn into a Dragon. No.
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I'm going to sniff the Mommy DemonLord's shoes and nobody can stop me
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>>17050500
Whether a dragon turning into a girl or a girl turning into a dragon, are they not both dragon girls?

Though I'd understand if the piercings were a turn-off.
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>>17050505
I think they're hot.
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>>17050485
Even Titanias?
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>>17050592
Especially Titania
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>>17050685
I couldn't resist using my whole hand.
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>>17050705
You'll go to prison
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>>17050714
Why?
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>>17050731
For headpatting
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>>17050748
It's not illegal.

Is it?
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>>17050755
It is
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>>17050485
>implying that a fairy wouldn't just shrink you down so that she can headpat YOU with her finger
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>>17050774
But why?
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>>17047389
Charon shouldn't be allowed near Lilims.
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>>17047557
Guess I'll help the Wyvern, but only if she can answer my riddles.
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>>17047557
>Do you stop the heated rivalry between Ophy and Pharaoh?
They just need to focus on seeing what they have in common, like loving my dick.
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This Succubus has been GRAPED. Look how much sexier she is now. Don't you want to be GRAPED?
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>>17050820
That's not what that means. That's cultural appropriation and the snek will sue
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>>17050822
Purple is the sexiest color though.
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>>17050820
>Don't you want to be GRAPED?
I'd be okay with getting GRAPED. Sounds nice. And that succubus is hot.
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>>17049302
>Nacho in mating press
See, not all ideas are bad.

Mating press ALL the lovecraft girls
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>>17050820
Is she going to grape me in the mouth?
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>>17050851
Only Alps shove their spadetails down boys' throats.
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>>17050853
Anon you missed the reference completely.
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>>17050856
Okay.
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>>17050849
Do not mating press a Wendigo, she will start stalking you if you do

Feel free to mating press Shoggoths and Mindflayers if you manage to make it work though
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>>17050875
I'm going to mating press a Wendigo and you can't stop me.
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>>17050875
Illithids aren't lovecraft girls, and neither are wendigos unless you count a G.O.O being mistaken for one.
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>>17050887
But Wendigo does appear in Lovecraft's work.
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>>17049624
Just when I thought there couldn't be more nacho love than there already was. Based melon.
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>>17050886
You're going to wake up in the middle of the night and see shining eyes starring at you from a distance

>>17050887
Illithids were inspired by Lovecraft weren't they? And MGE clearly associate Mindflayers with Lovecraftian species
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>>17050901
I'm going to pick her up and bring her to bed, that way she can stare all she wants from the comfort of a bed.
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>>17050887
>KC himself stated that the Chaos Girls are based on Lovecraft
>The "Making of" Wendigo had him basing her off of Ithaqua, who happens to be a Wendigo or similar giant monster that walks in the sky and summons torrential blizzards
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>>17050903
>Today is the last episode of Jack
I'm going to miss this show.
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>>17050902
She is going to be extremely flustered and fidgety, I hope you have a way to calm her down
>>
When are we getting our Himedere Elder Things dammit!
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>>17050908
A nice breakfast platter of various meats should do it, but only if she calms down.
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>>17050910
>KC releases a Chtylla profile
>It's a chaos dragon/scylla hybrid
>Basically the equivalent of Lilims but they're even more corruption crazy
>Extremely himedere

I'd begin worshiping the stars if it happened

>>17050913
Sounds like a good plan, but if she starts shuffling her thighs you have to take responsibility and mating press her again
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>>17050922
Don't worry anon, I'll take responsibility.
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>>17050910
>Elder Thing
>A mix between sea and plant life
>Full hime-tsundere
"I-It's not like we created you, you pauper of a race!"
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>>17050910
We better get cthugha at some point.
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We need griffon stories
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>>17050960
She won't be as good as the other one.
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>>17050974
I want grifon anything. Art or stories, I'm not fussy.
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>>17050983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbachrpjNgA
RIP best girl.

Cthugha being a chaos ignis would be good though.
>>
>tfw no himdere elder thing to step on my dick
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>>17050820
Yes please! I need a good graping from mommy Apophis.

>>17050825
This
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A good maid deserves a good buttfucking, surprise her with one today.
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>>17051039
Proto Kikis are cute. I hope it's ok if I bend my shog over the counter and give her anal.
>>
>>17049785
Congratz.
>>
Nachas are olev
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>>17049874
>collar
>no underwear
Dick the fox, do it now
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>>17049874
Oh lord above
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>>17051068
Maybe if you're a dirty lolicon who likes petite little spiders.
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>>17051088
Y-Yeah I know right? T-That's definitely n-not me!
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>>17051090
>stuttering
Just as bad as ALLCAPS desu.
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>>17051097
Sorry anon.
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>>17051097
ALLCAPS makes the redcaps happy.
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>>17051090
Good, because Nachos hate those detestable lolicons bothering them when they're trying to spin their webs.
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>>17051097
I-I THINK IT'S F-FINE.
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>>17051108
If I try to bother one enough will she turn me into her husband? Because that's my dream.
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>>17051113
Yeah, you would probably end up raping her and becoming the spider.
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>>17051107
Dread Fighter Redcap when?
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>>17051116
I'd rape her, worship her, do all kinds of things to her. Then we'd spin her web for eternity, maybe taking little breaks once in a while.
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>>17051117
You know what would fit that Redcap? A white hat.

Prepare my rape. I'm going to have consensual sex with her.
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>>17051134
>Prepare my rape. I'm going to have consensual sex with her.

I'm confused
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>>17051113
Why would one make you her husband? Atlach-Nachas are not like other monster girls, they hate annoying perverts that keep bugging them. Just because you're the first guy she saw in forever and the only that put up with her grumbling wouldn't entitle you to anything. She'd know that you only stick around her because you're a disgusting spider fucking lolicon freak anyway. Might even bite you if you get too annoying.
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>>17051134
>Prepare my rape. I'm going to have consensual sex with her.
Redcap rapes you, and becomes a docile Whitecap as a result.
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>>17051039
>A good maid deserves a good buttfucking
Especially if she's a loli, you need to show her master is lewd enough and she's in good hands.
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>>17051068
I want a bitter christmas cake nacho teacher to yell at me. So I can throw her over her desk and fuck her after class.
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>>17051140
And that's the kind of talk that would remind me that she loves me. And this is why I love Nachos.

And hearing her "You're my disgusting pervert~" when I cum inside her would be a real treat.
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>>17051147
Please don't break the loli maid butts.
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>>17051152
This. But maybe loli instead. I'd love to see her little legs dangling as I pound her over the desk, she'd take me home and I'd be the best husband I could be to her.
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>>17049809
Amazons a best
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>>17051138
>>17051143
I'll be trying to rape her too, thus it becomes normal sex.
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>>17051161
>loli nacho teacher in a suit
Cute! Open shirts/suits and flat chested girls go together pretty nicely.
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>>17050913
She'll get hungry for a midnight snack
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>>17051168
I agree.

>tfw no nacho teacher
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>>17051161
>I'd love to see her little legs dangling as I pound her over the desk
I love everything about this. One of the best ways to take advantage of a loli monster's size.
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>>17051162
Being chased through a forest by a bunch of them, eager to bag themselves a husband would quickly change your mind about that.
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>>17051203
I doubt it
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>>17051197
This is also why I love lolis. Hell even if your waifu is regular size, if you don't have a problem with lolis, then maybe give the potion a try?
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>>17051183
>you will never fuck your nacho teacher in the girl's toilets while she covers her mouth and tries not to cry out in ecstasy
>>17051197
It's one of the best positions that's for sure.
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Reminder that every anon deserves an MG wife who makes him happy.
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>>17051227
Not me
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>>17051205
"I want to be chased through a forest by a bunch off tall, toned, tattooed, brown succubi until one of them finally catches up to me, overpowers me and I'm carried back to their village so the whole community can spectate as she drains my balls for the for hours." Said no one ever.
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>>17051227
except those dumb fucks like >>17051229
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>>17051232
But I'm saying it
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>>17051225
Fuck that's lewd.

>Be anon
>Have insulting haughty loli Nacha teacher
>one day she holds you after class because your the pupil "she detests the most"
>pushed over the edge and rape her over the table
>Next few months you fuck her in secret until she finally forces marriage upon you
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>>17051039
>Image based on a shitty Shog greentext
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>>17051229
No anon. You do.

>>17051235
They're only faggots because they don't have the soft touch of an mg to stop them being faggots.
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>>17051225
>exhibitionist sex with a Nacho

Anon, please. Poor things are already embarrassed about kissing in public. Now imagine if her coworkers were standing just outside of the stall where she's doing her best to keep quiet against all the stimulation.
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>>17051068
I wish there was more art of a mature Nacha.
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>>17051242
Imagine the shame she'd feel when her dirty disgusting lolicon lover makes her moan in pleasure.
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>>17051244
Well I mean there's already a considerable amount considering low count of art she has.

But I prefer loli so eh, what can I say?
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I want a muscled Nacho to nibble the ears of while she berates me for being a lolicon and muscle slut.
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>>17051238
Wouldn't have it any other way, marriage with an abusive spider is a dream come true.
>>17051242
That's all the more reason to fuck her even harder and let hakutaku-sensei hear her moans.
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>>17051249
>loli muscle nacho

Tell me more

>>17051252
>marriage with an abusive spider is a dream come true.

True that
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>>17051242
>Holding a Nacho in reverse standing congress in front of a glass window, letting all the other Chaos girls see your cock thrushing in and out of her loli hole
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>>17051256
Too lewd! Just remember that all the other Chaos girls in the firm are going to give her thumbs up and Eldritch "ara ara"s

>>17051258
I see what you mean anon, and I agree. Both of those things.
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>>17051256
I can't decide if I like that more, or getting her something to stand on and pressing her face and meager chest up against the glass, eventually having to put an arm around her midsection to hold her up when her legs buckle from a toe-curling orgasm.
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>>17051264
>>17051268
Stop it anons. You're giving me a boner.
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>>17051256
I love it, I can just imagine her covering her face in embarrassment and complaining that you're a piece of shit and/or she's going to kill you after.
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>>17050974
Once there was a thief
But he was blind (literally)
So this Griffon decides to
Just give him sight or some shit,
We're talking 20/20 bling-bling
Diamond eyes
But he doesn't need them to see
Her for who she truly is
And they fuck
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>>17051282
Maybe not a nacho, but I'd definitely do this. Holy fug does that sound hot. I wouldn't mind doing that to one, maybe tell her that her muscles and strength is useless against me while she ahegoes, face pressed against the wall and womb stuffed with my cum.

You've made me a slut for muscle lolis. Thanks.
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>>17051276
What if you fuck your Nacho full dere and half silly before that? Imagine her coming down from the high and realizing she was wantonly moaning and spreading herself for everyone to see how much she enjoys herself with her husband.
The spider grumbling would be out of this world.
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>>17051310
Definitely. I'd make sure to take some manticore venom and a raging mushroom so I can fill her up with daughterus. Giving her a temporary mindbreaking would be fucking lewd aswell.

Anon you're making me discover things I never knew I wanted so badly
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>>17051157
Loli maid butts are for prodding and slow sensual penetration.
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>>17051310
This is great, though I wouldn't be able to hold back from getting her some temporary pleasure runes for maximum effectiveness.
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>>17051313
The slow realization what had happened would be too good. You probably wouldn't hear the last of it for days as she continues to complain about what you made her do.
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>>17051339
>>17051342
This is how to punish a waifu if she's being haughty.

I like it.
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>>17051342
Holy shit yes! I don't know how I could resist doing this, but it should would take some holding back.
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>>17051342
>Would you put it right over her womb so you can stroke it every time you pump a load in her?
Sure as hell would. Also whisper sweet nothings in her ear with every load even she's already a drooling, insensate wreck from the overstimulation.
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>>17051237
Well you don't count, since apparently you're a slut that doesn't mind being claimed by an Amazon and in turn made to claim her womb while the village cheers for the new couple around the two of you.
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>>17051359
I think it's degrading enough I did that to such a proud girl, but to go the extra step? No! Maybe
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>>17051327
Stop! Loli maid butts are exit traffic only. They don't know better and could end up thinking it's perfectly normal to service their master with their butt.
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>>17050974
I'd need a new writefag name as pretentious and gaudy as I am to write again since the old one isn't as amusing.
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>>17051397
Cruel. How do you expect a loli Kiki to do her chores when her belly is sloshing with ward seed and she has to wank pigeon-toed to keep the buttplug in place? Before that, don't do weird things to loli monster maid butts!
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Papa's home!
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>>17051429
Thats a daughteru whose getting swept up in a hug.
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>>17051429
I want to give my daughteru piggyback rides and pretend that she is something like a jetpack.
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>>17051430
Cute waifu gets a hug too
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>>17051443
Of course she would.
Waifu deserves cuddles too!
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Quick,what is the fastest way to get kidnapped and waifu'ed by a vampire?
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>>17051637
Cry yourself to sleep at night with your neck full exposed
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>>17051637
Go to a village that has a mansion on top of a mountain or something like that. Those shits are guaranteed to have vampires on them.

After that just splatter some blood around.
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>>17051640
If that actually worked everyone would be kidnapped already

maybe do that in the middle of a forest near a castle?
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>>17051637
Let slip that you're someone of noble blood or extremely rich.
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>>17050974
Cheerios!
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>>17051640
I always wear Weresheep wool scarves to bed so the vampires and monsters can't get me
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Do you have any pictures that are so comfy, you can't decide whether you want to propose to the girl pictured or fuck her?
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>>17051696
Maybe one or three
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>>17051696
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>>17051696
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>>17051696
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Real comfy hours?
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>>17051718
>Ywn cuddle with your vampfu tightly inside her coffin
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>>17051732
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>>17051742
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>>17051716
Why is that sheep in a bag?
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>>17051718
>comfy hours
>no comfy Wurm hugs
>no Kobold to lay across my lap and offer her tummy up for rubs

Tuck me in, let me die.
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>>17051768
She's looking to bag a Husband.
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Choose your dom.
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>>17051696
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>>17051783
Those are all shit.
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>>17051783
People who can't draw feet shouldn't draw foot-focus art.
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>>17051783
Cool Type is pretty much just getting a smart, pretty, respected Waifu who femdoms you.
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>>17051783
Reminder that all of the right collum are absolute god tier
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>>17051783
>no comfy, loving, motherly type
No thanks.
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>>17051783
Ara ara vampire sounds maximum level of happiness to me
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Hard mode: Write about how your Waifu would be described
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>>17051768
sleeping bag for sleepy sheep
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>>17051783
Ara-ara type for me anon! Though my waifu is a few months younger than me and wouldn't actually say 'Ara-ara' very much.
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>>17051783
Tomboy seems closer to waifu, but she is less of a dom and just a normal girl.
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>>17051812
Ara ara isn't exclusive to CCs anon!

You can have ara ara lolis.
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>>17051783
Give me that sleepy girl, she's absolutely perfect for me.
Especially if she was an Apophis.
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>>17051824
She's not a loli either anon, she's just a regular semi-short girl with average proportions. Maybe a little bigger in the chest area, even.
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>>17051856
Does she have the ara ara factor?
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>>17051861
What's the ara ara factor anon?
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>>17051834
>Sleepy grapesnek spends all day lazying around
>During the mood she coils around and fugs you tenderly and lovingly

Awwwww~
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>>17051783
>>17051803
Since people are posting these pick a waifu things, might as well go full autism.
https://a.pomf.cat/odmpkk.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/vgqtde.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/ffzkvf.png
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>>17051865
It makes me feel so comfy just thinking about it, peaceful days with a lazy grapesnake would be heaven.

I could fall asleep in her coils and the kingdom could rest knowing that Apophis isn't going to grape their Pharaoh.
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>>17051864
Does she make your dick throb? If so she probably has it.
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>>17051856
Averae girls a best.
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Why are grape snakes best when soft?
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>>17051876
I mean, yeah anon. She's my waifu after all!

>>17051880
This anon knows!
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>>17051901
Technically all lamias should be fit. The movement they do to move makes their belly hard.
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>>17051939
Well technically I should have my waifu
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>>17051941
No you shouldn't
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>>17051959
But I should. I need her.
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And this is why I keep a red shirt.
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>>17051939
Well, I would enjoy both.
A big, soft snake and a big, muscled one would be equally nice.
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>>17051718
Comfy tea hours
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do people grow old and die in demon control lands?
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>>17051870
I want to ____ this imp.
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>>17051986
umf
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>>17051984
they grow old but it doesn't show
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>>17051803
the sheep, naturally
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>>17051963
i prefer red underwear
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>>17051999
>you will never find an imp's secret passage
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>>17048814
>>17048892
I want to get high with a troll on weed she grew on herself!
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>>17052083
>All natural demon realm undine water fed weed™
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>you will never be the heat source of your thick lazy undead
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>>17052176
>She gets grumpy when you don't motorboat her in the morning and makes sure you get a good smothering as punishment
I want this with a Jiang-Shi
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>>17052176
to busy for that, I'll just build here one.
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>>17052183
>every morning your undead wife presses your head on her ample bosom and asks you to hold her wide hips saying how much she loves you
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>>17052183
I'd like to see her try and catch me with those stiff legs of hers
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>>17052199
God I want this so bad.
>lightly spreads her thick thighs and wraps them around you
>squeezes you even tighter with her arms into her massive chest
>drooling kisses on the top of your head as she groans 'I love you so much' repetitively again and again and again
>As she warms up her baby-making wide hips start grinding against you
>She does this every single morning
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>>17052213
>>17052199
>>17052176
>>17052183


And here I thought I managed to remove undead from my top 3.
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>>17052218
My top 3 are all undeads

Vampire
Jiangshi
Dullahan
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>>17052235
Fantastic choices.
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>>17052243
Vampire already fits the elegant undead quota,so wight is out

and dragon zombies are just mere soaked lizards
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>>17052250
Do you prefer the 'starts as a stiff log, ends as a master moaning gyrating pornstar' type of Jiang-shi?
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Big, meaty zombies!
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>>17052266
Big, meaty Wights claws.
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>>17052260
of course! even better if she got a hourglass slim figure,with lingerie hugging her hips and butt
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>>17052275
>In the morning looks almost frumpy with frizzy bedhead in her lingerie and one of your T-shirts
>over the course of the day from your constant groping and molesting just as you both go about your day she goes from that to moving like a high-class stripper around the house
>Groans become moans, stiff hopping becomes swinging hips and wiggling tits
Perfection in every way.
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I am gonna heavily impregnate all undeads and you cant stop me!
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>>17052202
Holy shit THICCQQKK
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Start your day off right by cumming in a Familiar's ass.
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>>17052273
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>>17052347
Eh, the Wight is too small and so are the claws. A normal sized wight would fit the bill though.
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>>17052343
>not pussypussy
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So anons, whats the best thing to do with the captured monster girl general?
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>>17052365
>captured monster girl general?
?
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>>17052366
The general of an enemy monster girl force.
Species is of your choice.
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>>17052368
ransom her?
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>>17052372
Well, you'd get the money for sure.
They're worth quite a bit of money.
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>>17052372
Demand tendies?
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>>17052343
Deepthroat and irrumatio with a familiar is more my speed.
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>>17052374
tendies?
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>>17052365
Wife and help escape?

Alternatively call for a treaty with their forces?
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>>17052385
Well, why would you help her escape?
You can wife her at your leisure.
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>>17052384
Tendies.
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>>17052388
like...tendons?
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>>17052392
>>17052384
He means Chicken Tenders.
He's basically implying he's the autist from an old copy pasta.

Granted, we all have some form of autism to be here in this thread but his is an advanced form like that of frog-posters.
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>>17052399
>>17052399
>He means Chicken Tenders.
thats an odd demand for a general,
unless he's autistically asking her out for a lunch date.
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>>17052399
Wow, rude!
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>>17052412
No idea.
If I were the general i would try to get myself traded as quickly as possible, those kinds of autists are the ones you run from.

>>17052414
Mucus Toads are, unfortunately, stuck with that stigma.
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>>17052414
>>17052399
Do mucus toads lick people who talk shit about their husbands till they can't stand?
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>>17047261
I wish Ratatoskr was my gf
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>>17052260
I'm not that guy, but Jiang-shi can sexually improve indefinitely. They probably go past pornstar after the first hour and reach sex god levels.

>Put a heat lamp by your bed.
>Fall asleep.
>Stiff Jiang-Shi in bed next to you.
>Hours pass.
>Wake up and go to hug your Waifu.
>She's hotter than a Lava Golem.
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Reminder Nachos turn you into a gigantic tentacle spider, and will lose all of the dom aspects of her personality if you ever change back. Nacho is shit and everyone who likes it is shit.
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>>17052473
I love you too anon
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>>17052473
I'm a femdomfag but I don't really care if she had been a sub. What I hate is the monsterboy thing.
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>>17052473
Verbal abuse doesn't do much for me anyway.
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Whatever happened with anonymoose's story? I lost track after the eyvern joined the group.
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>>17052481
I'm not him, but I'd only date one who already was. Admit your love of kissing or you won't get a husband!
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Is it possible to have two mistresses? Because I want these two as my mistresses.
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Do Demons still keep their very first contracts in their rooms?
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>>17052530
Yes, I like to imagine Demon's frame it.
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>>17052530
>very first

You mean their only?
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Why didn't KC make a map of his world yet?
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>>17052542
But Demons are sluts, always ready to make a contract.
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>>17052566
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Can human girls get transformed into Hobgoblins?
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>>17052566
Yup. A contract for life.
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>>17052570
No way! Hobs is the best! Aint no stinkin humie can match the genus that is a hobgoblin!
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>>17052570
yes
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>>17052575
>you will never lead a raiding party of goblins with your hob waifu and steal shinies from all the passing merchants
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>>17052579
>Sorceress bosses you around all the time
>Is generally a 3DPD cunt but you have to apprentice her if you want to study magic
>She plans on ascending into a Dark Mage or perhaps a Lich to reach ultimate power
>Cheeky wandering lilim hears word of her and of your plight
>Works some magic of herself
>You wake up one day with a ultra bakunyuu Hobgoblin rubbing her tits all over your dick
>Says she can't stop thinking about getting your cum all over her wonderful tits
>Realize from her trying to wear an oversized wizard hat that she's your old boss
Justice, hope you like your new shortstack dummyfu.
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>>17052604
That it would, although using some potions or poisons so I can watch her slowly turn that way would be better.
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>>17052601
I'd be her fearsome right hand highwayman if it meant I could breed the fuck out of her every night with no restrictions. I'd love the life
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>>17052530
Yes

>>17052542
Revised contracts are a thing anon.
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What if you want to fight a Demon contract in a monster girl court?
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>>17052620
Except they're not.
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>>17052604
Would she still try to cast spells?
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>>17052632
The contract says you can't do that.
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>>17052632
You'll need to provide proof that she forced or forged the contract.
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>>17052636
Yep.
Though they'd all be stuff like 'Makedickriseicus!' and 'Undopantscadabra!'
You should play along when she does these things. You don't want to hurt her pride.
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>>17052645
She may be a bit distraught. At that point, you either cast the spell yourself, bring her a candle, or haughtily lord it over her. All depends on you, anon.
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>>17052632
Canonically you wouldn't be able to do that because A. What judge will divorce a couple in MGE and B. You'd enjoy it too much to ever even think about wanting to end the contract
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>>17052667
>remove things that didn't work

What
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>>17052632
Case: Anonymous vs Leelia

Dispute: Anonymous claims his wife raped him and demands the annulment of the contract he has with his wife.

Court: Supreme Court of the Royal Mamono Realm

Veredict:
> "The wife cannot be guilty of a rape committed by herself upon her lawful husband, for by their mutual consent and contract the husband hath given up himself in this kind unto his wife, which he cannot retract"

- Justice Bapho-Chan
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>>17052677
Just experimental ideas that didn't work out.
Like maybe one gimmick night didn't work out as well as you hoped or you come to a mutual agreement that "taco week" was a bad idea all around.
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>>17052678
What happens if you're in contempt of court? Does Bapho-chan rape you?
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>>17052683
The guards just beat you with demon silver clubs until you're a moaning, degraded mess on the floor. Then the court officials mock you because they're literally monsters.
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>>17052690
What if you fall in love with the guards that beat you up on the spot?

Does Bapho-Chan declare then legally married on the spot?
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>>17052667
Kiss sluts are nice
Size Queens are even better
Cum addicts are best
And I'd turn her into all three by outright violating and boring into her puffy Gobby pussy every night while her eyes roll back from the feeling of fullness and rough slamming back and forth for hours on end.
But she's the boss, of course~
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>>17051637
Fine one of their dwellings and ask to peruse their library an records in return for a pint of blood
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>>17052690
If you are already married, the guards, or guard will be your wives or wife.
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>>17052678
Justice has been served!
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Are mucus toads kiss sluts by default?
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More mamono judge veredicts please.
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>>17052690
>demonic silver clubs

Aren't those weapons need to be bladed so your spirit energy will bleed when struck?
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>>17052720
Yes. The real toss up is if they're a submissive kiss slut or a dominant kiss slut.
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>>17052720
Definitely, though they are likely to greedily take those kisses instead of just waiting for them.
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Apophis corrupted Anubis when?
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>>17052769
Autistic grapesnake playing with legos?
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>>17052769
Corrupted Anubis become schemers don't they?

I can see her luring her former collegues to get bitten by the Apophis too.
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>>17052473
Reminder that Nachos are cute. Cute!
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>>17052788
Nachos eating nachos while recieving a creampie?
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>>17052776
>Corrupted Anubis become schemers don't they?
They do, and I bet an Apophis that has claimed land from the rival Pharaoh has a small gaggle of graped Anubi following her around and discussing ways on how to spread their corruption even further. That is, when they're not busy fucking their husbands, of course.
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>>17052791
Sounds like the recipe for a happy little spider.
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>>17052801
Who said she was little?
And by the time I'm done there wil be two, or more because I don't know how they handle reproduction.
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Reminder that the Apophis and her plans are dumb.

Turn a demon realm into a demon realm?
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>>17052720
when it gets cold do they hibernate?
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>>17052810
>I don't know how they handle reproduction.
I don't know either but there have been hypothesis about inducing manual ovulation

>>17052822
Turn a boring vanilla demon realm into a delicious graped demon realm
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>>17052822
She plans on turning it into a super demon realm.
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>>17052822
From a sunny green demon realm to a typcal perpetually dark one.
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>>17052822
Not only it's green becoming shit purple but she'll also be the ruler. She is a cartoon villain.
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>>17052830
I mean do they give birth to just one or lay a huge bundle of eggs and sit in a hammock with them until they hatch?
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>>17052824
They just stay indoors and cuddle you when she gets a chance.
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>>17052832
But that sucks for everyone involved, even the grapesnake.
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>>17051870
Shortstack Imp Servants are a must have for any Warlock bent on world domination.

Uniforms are important as well.
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>>17052841
She gets to rule it while the graped Pharaoh is busy raping the shit out of her husband.
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>>17051870
>>17052844
Amen. I'd be pretty distracted from World Domination though.
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>>17052844
Would you fuck her hard enough to pop her tits out of her top?
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>>17052822
Green demon realm to dark demon realm.
Which is yet another reason I'm not a fan of the snake, but whatever.
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>>17052837
They carry the egg like a baby for some time then they lay it until it hatches
I doubt they lay a bunch of eggs at once, they're a fairly powerful species
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>>17052851
I'd fuck her so hard and fast that it would lead to a 2001 space odessy gate type sequence.
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>>17052856
So just two then.
With lots of cuddlefucking and aftersex cuddling with belly stroking.
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>>17052870
>Heavily blushing Atlach-Nacha torn between the bliss of being pregnant and her instinct of belittling you
Expect a lot of flustered insults and physical affection
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>>17052844
Gonna praise those Imps.
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>>17052731
I think if they are not bladed the same effect, only slower. Just like how it is easier to injure with a bladed object over a blunt one, so it would be with mamono silver.
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>>17052886
>>17052844
She's incredibly cute and perfect.
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>>17052882
Would she still insult me as I slowly pump her pregnant form frpm behind while nibbling her ear?
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>>17052892
I wonder if her cunny is as puffy as her thighs?
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>>17052905
Probablt. Those girls come with a natural sof puffy cunny.
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>>17052905
I bet its plump as hell and slick like an oil spill.
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>>17052905
>Why summon more Imp Servants when you can start making your own?
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>>17052905
>cunny
Get out.
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>>17051783
Cool is nice, but ara ara is best
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>>17052918
I don't see the problem with that word.
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>>17052905
>>17052915
Kill yourselves.
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>>17052905
>Have to push through 2 inches of vulva before you even get to the pussy itself
Or should I say "get to"?
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>>17052897
Of course, it's in her nature
No insulting in front of the egg once she lays it though
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>>17052473
>and will lose all of the dom aspects of her personality if you ever change back.
But that's wrong.
>By the way, their husband is able to freely return to human form, and supposedly they also have sex while he's in human form as well, but for some reason, they're shy about being seen getting it on with their husband in human form or something to that effect.
It's only if someone was to see you fucking her in human form.
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Khepri is without a doubt best girl:
> Big harem
> They can be exactly as you want. Do you want them petite? Done. 7ft muscular? Done. Femdom or maledom? What you wish.
> There is so much mamono mana exchanged during the first night, that you will see the changes into your ideal waifus as soon as next morning.
> Be a literal king
> Super high tier magic
> Have any waifu you want. They expect their husbands to have multiple wives, so you only have to ask and you can have any MG from any race you want. Your status as a king will guarantee you will get it, no matter which race it is, which is normally harder when you already have a waifu, specially if you target a MG from a proud or high race like Dragons or so.
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>>17052952
Please stop trying to ruin Khepri for me.
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>>17052952
>Big harem
Stopped there. You should try harder next time.
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>>17052952
Shoo shoo greenspace poster, don't ruin Khepris or even try to. They're amazing and don't need your bullshit.
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>>17052959
But there is nothing false in what he said. I think.
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>>17052964
I guess Khepri are ruined normally then.
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>Working the field of your farm, practically baking in the heat
>You wish you could continue adventuring, but an unfortunate run in with a dungeon trap cut that career short
>As you reminisce, a bright light surrounds you and you see a valkyrie descend from the heavens. You're so enthralled by her beauty that you can't even react
>She lands right in front of you and gives you a heavenly smile before blushing and looking away. She seems too embarrassed by something to meet your gaze
>"Greetings, Sir Anon. The Goddess' light shines upon you. I've been sent to aid you in fulfilling the prophesy of a great hero."
>...Whoa, wait, hold on. As much as you'd like to go on a journey with her, you tell her it's impossible to become a hero
>"No, you misunderstand. The hero isn't you, but rather your son."
>What? You don't have a son. You don't even have a...
>The valkyrie blushes a bit harder as she asks if she should make wedding arrangements at the local church
>Years later, your loving wife is preparing to give birth to your seventh child, as the prophesy was vague on which child would become the hero
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>>17052964
Not the point one way or the other, I just don't want him posting about them.
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>>17052977
Talk about an annunciation!
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>>17052964
Well, the thing about adding waifus from other races is not mentioned anywhere, but it is not forbidden either and I guess makes sense given their character. So while maybe headcanon, I wouldn't say he is lying. It is plausible.
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>>17052964
Pretty much everything in the post except for the word "harem" and "be a literal king" is just him applying his personal tastes via KC's wiggle room clauses and not actually anything from the profile.

Also
>femdom khepri
Don't make me laugh.
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>>17052979
That is bullshit. Posts should be judged on their own merit, not on who post them and frankly you have no authority saying who can or can't post about waifus.
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>>17052985
You can do that with any monster girl. It doesn't need to be a Nura, Bicorn or Khepri. And I guess the thing about them changing bodytypes happens normally with all mgs too.
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>>17052999
Good thing that post had no merit whatsoever.
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>>17052952
That last part isn't true, monster girls don't really give a shit about status so you being king would have no impact on a random girl's desire to go with you.
>>17052987
They will do whatever you ask since you're there husband/king, if you want one to take the lead in bed then she would probably be delighted to carry out your wish. It's not that big a stretch compared to some of the stuff he said.
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Don't open this Anon! If you do you'll have to take responsibility!
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>>17052987
The high level magic shit is also in the profile, or at least the potential for high magic.

The rest is headcanon but I honestly don't care as long as it is plausible.

Implausible headcanons (looking at you maledom Hellhounders) do piss me off.
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I miss when Sandworms were popular.
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>>17053008
I can totally see a Khepri domming you with tears coming down her face as she rides and whips you while saying how blessed she is to be chosen to relieve the stress of her king
While the others writhe and kiss and lick around you and whisper in your ear how much she wants to punish you and strike you again until you cum harder than you ever have before
The question is, is it best to assign each Khepri a different kink or personality or to keep them all able to change night by night? I'm thinking the former personally.
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>>17052977
>Monster girl
>Son
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>>17053033
Then talk about them!
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>>17053038
Don't tell her.
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>>17053026
I enjoy seeing some plausible headcanon as well, but some people might snap and get mad because "KC didn't say so!"
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>>17053042
She gonna raise her husband's sons?
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>>17053026
>Implausible headcanons (looking at you maledom Hellhounders)
>implying profiles are the only personalities for the entire species
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>>17053049
What? No, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>17053008
While standards is not a thing with monster girls, I think status matter in unusual situations.

Yeah, any man can get a Dragon waifu but if you are already married there is a high chance she will refuse as she will want a man for herself.

I also recall reading that your spirit energy reduce in attractiveness when you are married to MGs. Which might make dating other monsters harder. In these circumstances I think stuff like status can come into play.

Or if you want to marry a Lilim for example, I think you have a really good chance if you are a mamono realm king and send the Mamono Lord a formal letter asking one of her daughters in marriage than if let's say, you venture into the royal mamono realm just with the hope a Lilim will claim you.
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>>17053013
Wouldn't a lactating Ghost be neat?
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>>17053053
Hellhounds are just that way, though.
Otherwise the gods looking to tame some would have just found the easy ones, but they couldn't even do that.
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>>17053044
>The heavens send you a Valkyrie, hoping a hero can be born from your holy union
>You intentionally orchestrate her fall, turning her into a perverse, corrupted mockery of her former self
>The heavens sent her sisters to try and save her, or eliminate her if they feel she can't be saved
>She defeated them and spread her corruption to them as well
>They now seek to conquer heaven for their husband, their new god
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>>17053059
Sounds like I need to go kick an archangel's ass.
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>>17053059
>cute
She will probably kill herself after 5th~ daughter though
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>>17053072
Soiled it.
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>>17053070
It's not impossible to be stronger than a god in the setting. I wonder wet would hellhound be to the thought of a human like that.
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>>17052952
Harem a shit
They're not femdom, I like femdom but I don't go lying about what species do it
Being the leader is overrated
Having anything you want so easily kills the emotion of getting it, as shit as the raging mushroom
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>>17053079
It would also make you an eyeroll-worthy Gary Stu.
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>>17053072
So Ikusa Otome Valkyrie?
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>>17053089
True, it would get all the monster girls wet.
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>>17053064
Yeah I knew about the married stuff, I meant status as in social standing like nobility and royalty. Monsters love their monster nobles like Lilims but couldn't really care if a man was a king, prince, son of an earl or whatever.
You make a good point though.
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>>17053064
Anon, the Mamono Lord will give one of her daughters in marriage to any guy asking for it in a formal letter. But if you already have a waifu and in particular a harem, she might think you are too greedy or feel offended you want one of her daughters to share and instead send an Apophis to bite your ass. So I think being high status in this case, is not an aid, its a burden.
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>>17053072
It's shit.
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Keep the beer coming Anon, these Onis have a thirst!
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>>17053079
> Gary Stu bullshit on the level of "Great Hero Luka"
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>>17053086
Yep. That heavenly host is getting a size 14 boot up her ass. And forget carrying her off too far- I'm movin' in. We're making our home in the heavens and I'm gonna mating press her right there on the clouds!
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>>17053114
Joke's on them, they are so drunk they didn't notice the drink is actually apple juice.
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>>17053064
> Sending a formal marriage letter to the Mamono Lord for one of her daughters

You made me want to send a formal adoption form to the Mamono Lord, with all my info on it, to see what happen.
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This is your android bodyguard for tonight
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>>17053089
>the gary stu argument
Oh boy here we go.

Also you wouldn't even need to be anywhere close to a god to be stronger than a hellhound, they're mid-tier for monsters.
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>>17053132
>Someone to babysit daughteru while me and waifu go out on romantic dates
Nice.
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>>17053126
>apple juice
>ORRRRRA, what do you think you're servin' my friends here?
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>>17053136
>to be stronger than a hellhound
Congratulations on completely missing the point.
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>>17053103
>Anon, the Mamono Lord will give one of her daughters in marriage to any guy asking for it in a formal letter
I want to send a letter to her requesting to marry Druella now.
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>>17053136
But you need to be it to tame them.
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>>17053132
And why would I need a bodyguard for tonight? She'd get pretty bored real quick.
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>>17053136
No one says you can't beat them, beating one and making her your wife is perfectly doable.
Good luck outlasting her in bed though since their entire thing is outlasting a man and dominating him once he's spent.
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>>17053140
Would they prefer orange? Maybe grape juice would go down well too.
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>>17053142
The Lilim needs to be unmarried though.

Still, this needs to be added to the WaifuHacks section.
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>>17053157
She's calling the mofu mafia top brass to deal with the establishment, they'll lose their protection
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>>17053140
RIP Anon.
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>>17053168
What kind of drinks would the mofu mafia like to have? Eh, some cheap tea would fit them.
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>>17053162
KC refuses to say if she's married or not, likely because he wants to leave it for people to decide in their own stories.
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>>17053136
Humans are not even mid tier.
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>>17053178
Humans are dumb tier with their ability to become whatever they want.
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>>17053178
But anon, humans can grind and power up because we know an anon is going to go and do that and not just settle down with the first MG he runs into that he likes.
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>>17053174
>drinks
Fancy cigarette pipes and your finest tobacco or bust, the kitsune bosses are hard to please
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>>17053140
I kinda want to be a bartender in MGC at a bar frequented by the various "crime" groups that exist in town.
I want to give advice to the patrons and care for their health before going back home to my beautiful waifu.
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>>17053182
>>17053187
Yes yes I know I'm talking about the normal ones.
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>>17053193
They can settle down with cheap cigs and those lighters that have a 30% chance to explode on your face. I wouldn't waste my money on fancy stuff for one time customers.
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>anons establishment is "inspected"
>tanuki lawyers get the place closed down
>not a week later and there's a mofu parlor on the site
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>>17053204
Glad that'll never happen to my business.
Oh the joys of having a Demon waifu in MGC.
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>>17053204
Wow, monster girls are assholes. Anon worked hard for that and they just fucked him over with no good reason.
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>>17053203
Anon, I don't know how you expect to get any repeat customers when you treat first timers like that
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>>17053216
That's life. Get used to it.
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>>17053187
I'd settle down with the first monster girl I liked.
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>>17053204
A shota or two would change their minds along with some sheckles. Sorry mofu mafia but the place ain't going away.

>>17053217
Maybe they would get a better treatment if they weren't so full of themselves or came in to get drunk and break stuff. Perhaps acting like a normal customer would get them something.
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>>17052952
>Khepri is without a doubt best girl:
>> Big harem
wew, fucked it on the first go. Impressive.
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>>17053216
Mofu parlors are a vicious business, always trying to expand to create more mofusluts for girls with fluffy tails.
I just want to say "no" to the face of an uppity kitsune when she tries to buy out my bar.
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>>17053224
That was my point.
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>>17053038
It's happening in the future where the demons won
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>>17053225
Last I checked you started the whole problem by cheating paying customers.
It sounds like you just want to be an ass to your customers at a whim, but still be "the cool guy bartender."
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>>17053152
>outlasting and dominating the man when he's stronger
What mental gymnastics are going to use to justify that?
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>>17053228
That's a good way to find yourself naked and soon-to-be-raped behind a fox shrine.
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>>17053132
>indifferent to everyone else
>overly girlish in front of me

I should panic, shouldn't I?
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>>17053235
They're Hellhounds, they're always ready for round n+1.
If that upsets you, well, find a different girl.
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>>17053234
Them paying would be a dream coming true. We all know that either they black out or grab the first guy and run away. Mind as well have some fun before they bail.
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>>17053255
Ass, gotcha.
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>>17053267
If they apologized I could treat them like normal customers.
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>>17053272
That's quite alright, we can just check out the Oni bar down the road.
At least she doesn't have a huge chip on her shoulder.
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>>17053289
An oni bar for onis sounds like a perfect place to get drunk and make a mess, different from a simple bar around the corner.
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>>17053272
>Onis apologizing for their behavior when drunk
That sounds kinda cute actually.
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>>17053253
>"nuh uh"
>hellhoundfags
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>>17053235
Ask KC
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>>17053307
>an MGE girl has superhuman abilities when it comes to sex
Stop the presses guys we've got a scoop!
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>>17053300
Well you'd do well to realize that many people go to bars to get drunk and/or de-stress.
Not to tiptoe around an easily-peeved bartender.
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>>17053321
Getting drunk is fine, making the place a mess isn't.
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>>17053235
Strength doesn't equal sexual stamina and even if you could dominate one via strength, her mind would never obey you. They're stubborn to the death if need be.

And if you think of yourself as both perfect in strength and sexual prowess then you can take a hike because that's pretty much fanfiction.net tier.
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>>17053209
>Anon's business is "inspected."
>Waifu throws the book at them.
>Tanuki falls to the ground, bruised and frightened.
>Runs away, arms over her head to block the hail of literature.
>Comes back with the police, Waifu taken to jail.
>Judge is a Demon.
>Jury are all Demons.
>First witness is Durella, who launches into a tirade about how awful stereotypical Tanukis are.
>Coniving Tanuki starts sobbing, and admits she was just jealous of Anon's happy life.
>Durella flatly informs her she'll never find a husband acting like that.
>Lawsuit is dropped that day.
>Anon celebrates with sex.
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>>17053321
I want to get drunk with that Oni so that I have a good excuse when I "accidentally" plant my face right in those tits.
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>>17053331
>you have to be literally perfect hurr
So does that mean you think hellhounds are unbeatable mary sues?
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>>17053336
I want to flick that tubby tanuki on the head and tell her that she should focus on finding a boy who'll love her for who she is rather than by taking everything he has.
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>>17053235
You're pretty uppity at the thought you don't get to have super-human strength and endurance aren't you?

You're just a man, anon, not an incubus. Besides I doubt even an incubus could tire out a hellhound. I mean every moment you're domming them is a moment they're laying back, basking in the pleasure and conserving strength for the moment you tire out.

They don't NEED to be stronger than you to turn the tables on you.
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>>17053341
For the millionth time you CAN beat them. You can't make them submit.
Christ you people are retarded.
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>>17053341
>Not even gods can hold her down!
What do you think, anon?
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>>17053337
I wanna be a regular at MGC Cheers! Where all the MGs know your penis size!
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>>17053341
I already said you can beat them physically but they will never show obedience in any way. That's literally their entire thing.
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>>17053321
I've seen people getting thrown out of bars for getting overly drunk, so what anon would be doing is quite normal.
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>>17053367
>so what anon would be doing is quite normal
Not actually telling them to leave but instead passive-aggressively making them miserable?
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>>17053370
I want to help that minotaur acquire a bigger bust size.
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>>17053073
You should actually be thanking her, after all she was the one who orchestrated your marriage. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say this is what she planned form the beginning!
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>>17053377
I didn't know apple juice made people miserable.
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Reminder that men have zero chance at defeating a monster girl unless they're a special snowflake hero.
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>>17053386
>bawwwww they called out my powerwanking again
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>>17053386
Even then you would fall to the temptation sooner or later. Welcome to MGE, enjoy your new monster girl waifu.
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>>17053377
I don't see him making them miserable though? At most they would fell humiliated when apologizing but that's their fault.
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>>17053386
I don't particularly care, since I have no interest in fighting monster girls.
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>>17053386
Depends on what you count as winning.
A farmer could fight off a slime. A guard could fight off a imp. Not all girls in MGE are super powered Mary sues.
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>>17052439
Nah, they like to save the tongue action for their husbands.
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>>17053407
But then you wouldn't be able to protect yourself for you waifu.
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Can we talk about how a martial arts tournament in MGC would play out.
>my money's on the mantis girl with that "one inch punch" technique
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>>17053424
Why's it always fighting?
You all watch too much anime.
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>>17053386
Beat them with the power of your dick.
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>>17053424
My money is on the muscle Lich. Apparently she did some crazy experiments so she's super strong now. Said experiments was called training and having a diet.
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>>17053429
Power of dick is canceled out and overpowered by monster pussy.
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>>17053423
I don't have a waifu.
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>>17053435
Dead people can't build muscle.
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>>17053408
How does a farmer fight a slime though. Most of his tools are ineffective, a garden hose only makes them stronger. Maybe they leave peacefully if you give them a sweaty towel to snack on.
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>>17053439
Not with that attitude they can't.
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>>17053443
That's so stupid it might work.
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>>17053439
Mamono Mana, motherfucker.
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>>17053443
Don't feed the slimes, you'll just encourage them to return.
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Can't you emotionally manipulate a Hellhound to obey you?

>"If you loved me, you would submit to me."
>"I think the neighbour is so lucky, her Inari wife obeys him."
>"I wish I had an Inari wife."
>"I feel so unloved with you."
>Fake tears
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>>17053466
Can you give it a rest already?
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>>17053458
Ochimusha wants to talk with you.
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>>17053466
>he's still salty
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>>17053466
Monstergirls won't like you if you're the kind of person who would do that.
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>>17053466
Give it a rest would you?
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>>17053458
I want to tell that lich she's cute.

>>17053476
Exactly.
She's gonna feel proud at being the biggest and the bustiest.
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>>17053462
Remember kids: "Slime with a core, you'll be done for."
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>>17053470
A rest on what? what is wrong with wanting to dom one?
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>>17053466
Oh come on, if you're going to shitpost at least shitpost properly.

The profile says humans can't dominate hellhounds so the key to winning is to no longer be human.
>amass a chaos harem and gain the ability to freely transform between abominations
>first she tries to pounce on you in your slime form from the shoggoth but she fails to pin you to the ground
>tentacle rape her as the squid while the mindflayer alters her mind to make her accept this as normal
>spider rape her and inject as much venom as possible while the nacha taunts her and calls her a mere bitch in heat
>finally give her the coat monster dick which is bigger than anything she ever imagined while your wendigo wife caresses her face and tells her that she's a good girl for accepting her place
Not guaranteed to work, infact is probably won't work and you'll get dragged into the abyss by your chaos harem before you even find a hellhound. That's not so bad though right?
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>>17053462
Why wouldn't I want Solution?
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>>17053461
It's probably fine as long as it's not a slime queen emissary. Because if it is, next time she comes back it's with a whole entourage.
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>>17053522
>Your Hellhound has evolved into a Chaoshound
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>>17053521
>implying she needs to take your clothes off to rape you
Fun with slimes.
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>>17053521
>run into a flirty ojou-sama in the woods who offered to let you grope her massive royal funbags

Haven't looked at the spoiler, but if the alarm bells don't don't start ringing in your head at this point, you deserve everything that happens afterwards.
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>>17053522
You should feel bad for posting this
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>>17053543
But the sight of you screaming and trying to stop her from peeling off your clothes turns her on even more!
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>>17053549
Chaosfags are silly guys.
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>>17053521
I'd be mildly disappointed that she didn't turn out to be a Slime Carrier.
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>>17053533
I'm still not seeing an issue.
Even if she wanted to eat people, I'd help her.
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>>17053559
So you'd want her to reveal her slime and cackle about how much more fun life is since she started sharing her body with her new friend?
Would you want that Ojou-sama bouncing on your cock as the pink slime acts as a bed and embraces you from behind to tease your ears in her host's form?
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>>17053538
What would a chaos hound be capable of?
>>17053558
I felt bad even before posting it, I probably need that flayer to do some work on me.
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>>17053424
Depends on if it's only MGs, or if men can get involved.

If the latter, every match with the guy ends with sexy results
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>>17053576
Yes, absolutely! A threesome with a lewd ojou-sama and her slime copy would be the best.
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>>17053543
Y'know, in the winter you could probably fit your slime wife completely under all that clothing and nobody would know.
You'd keep each other warm and she'd get all-day "access."
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>>17053476
>dirty talking paizuri and doggystyle
This is great. It would be better with an Elf.
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>>17053604
>"Uh, hey Anon? Why are you pants rippling?"
>"Don't - oh fuck yeah... Don't worry about it."
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>>17053641
Yeah, you just have to surpass a god.
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>>17053515
I hate them equally and just enjoy fighting monsters and battles
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>>17053654
I meant a way that doesn't involve becoming a Gary Stu, there is one.
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>>17053665
Stop already
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I wanna challenge the head of the White Jinkos for control of her dojo! And her heart!
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>>17053648
Wait why did that post get deleted?
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>>17053674
Does that mean she gets control of your heart if she wins?
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>>17053665
fleas?
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>>17053649
Something tells me she's keep waiting until the least convenient times to do it.
>Putting every ounce of your effort into not turning into a moaning mess as she starts sucking on you in the middle of a crowded subway
>When you finally get alone she teases you about it

>"Anon, did your jacket just giggle?"
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>>17053677
It seems mode deleted all the posts of the Hellhound shitstorm and yours got unproperly grouped with those.
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>letting a plant bust a nut in your wive's stomach just so you can impregnate her.
This is retarded
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>>17053692
Well that sucks. That cow didn't deserve that.
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>>17053694
We know.
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>>17053684
Nope, it is easy. The Mamono Lord sets the MGs instincts at a core level. That is the only reason the Hellhound wants to protect you rather than killing you. Just ask the Mamono Lord to remove the untamable instinct from your Hellhound waifu and if she agrees congratulations, you have tamed a Hellhound.

Or ask the Queen of Hearts to turn your wife into a submissive new species, like she did with the original Dragon from which Jabberwocks come from.

No need to become a Gary Stu, problem solved.
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>>17053694
I don't see why would you do that.
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>>17053724
1.you either have impotent balls
Or
2.you want to see your wife facefucked by a flowerpot.
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>>17053743
You can't even have impotent balls because of mamono mana. I guess you could do it if you are one of these guys that always wants your waifu pregnant.
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>>17053755
I don't even know why the demon lord left the tentacle forest alive all they do is bust nuts in married mgs.
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>>17053761
Why would you make your monoeye maid cry?
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>>17053764
They don't do that. They pick the guy and waifu up and slam them together saying "now kiss". It's only the child tree that blows a load down her throat.
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>>17053761
Gross.
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>>17053761
do NOT tease the monoeye maid (maidoeye for short) by telling her to sweep a dusty room or by ordering her to prepare oniony meals for you. DONT
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>>17053764
But they don't. Did you even read the World Guide? They fondle and coax the girl while getting her husbando to do the pounding.
They're trying to harvest the energy, after all. Rape makes that impossible.
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>>17053764
Because Japs are cuckolds.
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>>17053715
DL doesn't have 100% control. Higher beings can over-rule her for a short period of time, i.e. dragons returning to their true form. Furthermore, that a hellhound cannot be tamed even if a God is brought in to do it would suggest that not even the DL can alter this particular aspect of hellhounds. Nor would she want to, really.

>QoH
Again, she couldn't change the dragon, she could only pervert her, turning the "source of her pride from "being the absolute strongest and overpowering others" to "being the most lascivious and overpowering others."" The quality of being the pinnacle remains unchanged.

At most you'd just manage to further refine the fact that you can't tame a hellhound, into the bedroom specifically, making her submissive and tame in every day activities, if slashed with a layer of wonderland insanity if you're lucky, but still indefatigable in the bedroom.
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>>17053466
>becoming the 3dpd
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>>17053761
Cute! Needs a hug though.
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spirit energy/mamono mana is literally magic. just want a subhound hard enough and the universe will conspire to give you one.
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>>17053386
Bullshit, I bet I can make a Rata cry Uncle
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>>17053807
Anon, playing with your Rata niece doesn't count.
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>>17053804
Just paint a wolf girl black and be done with it.
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>>17053804
Fuck off already
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Thoughts on monmusus with glussus?
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>>17053804
Yeah, but then it wouldn't be a Hellhound.
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>>17053816
Depends on the girl.
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Which mg prizes virgins?
>Inb4 unicorn
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>>17053811
Just paint an amazon black and put wolf cosplay gear on her.
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>>17053816
They don't look cute on Shogs.
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>>17053816
Excellent.
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>>17053793
Worse of all is that it would likely work, Hellhounds hate to see their husbands crying and that shit would hurt more than a Dragon beating.
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>>17053825
I'd imagine that Automatons would want an unsullied Mastah they can deflower and dutifully protect.
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>>17053825
None, girls like men with experience not ugly virgins
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>>17053825
Unicorn.
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>>17053811
> anonymous wants hellhound waifu
> next door wolfgirl wants cute anonymous
> dyes her fur black and breaks into his house
> " Roar! I'm a hellhound and I'm gonna eat you up! "
" Jubiliee, you're shorter then me and you've got green eyes. I can even see your roots. You've got red hair.You're no hellhound, you're my neighbor trying to seduce me again. Please leave. "
> " Well, we tried the hard way. Let's try the easy way now! "
>rapes him.
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Pick any forgotten monster and I promise a story soon (tm) of them.
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>>17053852
Alp
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>>17053852
Pot devil.
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>>17053842
She just needs an Ignis friend and she's perfect.
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>>17053852
>>17053862
This. I like Pot Devils. Or Mimics or anything like that, really.
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>>17053868
Would she just be sitting on the wolf's shoulders like mechashiva, making weird sound effects like some kid of dork?
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>>17053835
Nah. She'd just rape the stupid out of him.
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>>17053842
What a cute, dedicated wan.
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>>17053852
Hobgoblin or yuge Werebat.
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>>17053875
It is said that not even a god could rape the stupid out of him.
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So, who wants to be a rat-catcher for the city?
You can get some decent pay, a busy life, and a small, but vicious, kobold to help you out in the sewers.
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>>17053875
If she finds out he is faking it, poor guy.
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>>17053852
jelly sheep
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>>17053868
> wolfgirl breaks into anonymous's house
> "Roar! I'm a flaming hellhound and I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you die! "
" Jubilee, you're just piggybacking an ignis. Wait, who is that? "
> " She's my cousin Amelia. "
" Your cousin? You're a wolfgirl. "
> " Some shenenigans went on during my aunt's radiotherapy for her cancer. "
" Did she..."
> " Yeah, she got better after two weeks. Can't underestimate those unicorns nurses. "
" Anyway, neither of you are a helhound. Get out of here. "
> " So, Jubie-should I go? "
>" Yeah, the jig is up. "
> " We're still on to get Zipanguese food down at Shogun Ted's, right? "
> " Well of course."
> " Okey doke, Jubie. You two have fun. "
" Bye Amelia. Try the egg rolls! "
> she rapes him
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>>17053874
She'd sit on her head, giving her flame eyelashes from time to time and buffing herself with some ragey fire magic.
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>>17053894
I would have just assumed her Dad's brother married an ignis, but still that got chuckle out of me
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Summertime is nice
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>>17053918
does the concept of seasons exist in wonderland?
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>>17053920
Probably, but it would be like kind of like the Southern Hemisphere. Winters get 80 degree weather while summers get snow, and so on.
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>>17053920
I don't see why seasons wouldn't exist. Otherwise, their food would be bland.
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>>17053918
You almost make me want a Jabberwock waifu instead of a Hellhound.

Almost!
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>>17053918
do you think a jabber's mouth tentacles (mouthtacles?) function similarly to her nomral mouth?
ie can she eat and drink with them?
that sounds like a sure fire way to quickly get a soft wock
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>>17053842
>>17053894
She did succeed in stealing my heart, in the least.
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>>17053825
Is even possible to keep your virginity in MGE so you can give it to your waifu, or do you have to assume you will get eventually raped before finding her
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>>17054000
Only if you come through portals like anons. Impossible being born and growing up in MGE world.
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>>17054000
Unicorns haven't died out, so it must be possible.
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>>17054000
My shitty headcanon is that through the same asspull-tier coincidences that made the current DL take over, one will find his waifu first before any other monster does. For example, if an anon is a dragonfag, by pure coincidence that day a dragon will terrorize the town and find him, or by pure coincidence he'll need to do something out of town that ends with him coming across the dragon.
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Milk the Manticore before she milks you.
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>>17054019
Where's the fun If I don't have an adventure trying to find my vampfu?
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>>17054000
You can learn how to shoo monsters away and keep at bay if you have a waifu in mind. It's pretty easy to get raped.
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>>17054027
You misunderstand, anon. The coincidence is that you'll find yourself either needing to or given the opportunity to go on the adventure before you get claimed by anyone, allowing you to find your vampfu.
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>>17054019
KC said that Love is the supreme power in MGE, superior to everything and everyone. So yes.
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>>17054023
She's going to milk you anyway, so what's the point?
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>>17053680
She already had it from the first time I saw her scarred, toned body and beautiful smile.
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>>17054036
But how is even possible to not find any (single) monstergirls during the adventure?
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>>17054040
By coincidence you manage to fend off every single monster girl in the adventure and reach your vampfu
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>>17054037
Superior to even the Mamono Lord?
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>>17054051
If her actions do not line up with Love, then yes
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>>17054058
That sounds very hard to believe. Is it for real?
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>>17054064
Believe it
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>>17053761
This is the face a Monoeye maid makes when you roughly impregnate your childhood friend Paladin-chan in front of her.
All the while maintaining eye contact with her. And after you're done going four rounds with Paladin-chan, you drink a potion and go three more rounds with your Monoeye maid.
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>>17054038
It'll be mutual and delicious.
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>>17053920
> Matespring
> Sexmmer
> Rapetaum
> Fuckter
>>
Howdy doodlybranches, bitches. Time for another caption.
This time it's Chimaera's turn:

>山羊の人格が表出しているキマイラ。人格が変わる事でその乳房は柔らかさを増し、表情も甘くとろけたものを浮かべる様になっている。
"A chimaera with her goat personality exposed. Her breasts increase in softness as the personality changes, and her expressions also soon become just as melty sweet."

I haven't read her profile in a while. Didn't know her tits got softer in goat form. I mean, I'd think it was another figure-of-speech, if it wasn't so oddly direct.
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>>17054070
You don't stick it in the monoeye maid, you facefuck her.
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Lilims are _____
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>>17054079
Image with it?
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>>17054085
Cute.
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>>17054080
No, you impregnate the Monoeye maid too! Your human sons and daughterus need friends! Plus loli Monoeyes sell for pretty good in the Maid Market.
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>>17054085
Cute!

Cute!
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>>17054085
Definitely cute.
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>>17054085
Pretty cool. They could be more fluffy though.
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I dont post here nearly as often as I used to
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>>17054094
Mofu hybrid lilim
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>>17054079
>>17054089
Oh fuck, I knew I forgot something.

http://i.imgur.com/7wApNqX.jpg
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>>17054091
She's not worth impregnating.
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>>17054091
>spoiler
YAMERO!!!
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>>17054098
>Monoeye maid
>not worth impregnating
But anon, that's all they're really good for.
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>>17054095
i like it
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>>17054085
Cute. Cute!
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>>17050273
>tfw no cute rata wife that does this before seeing you/seeing herself to her job
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>>17054023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

I miss RS and others doing good Manticore stories.
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>>17054096
How would that work? Like an Inari Lilim?
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>>17054095
That's a pretty cute birb.
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>>17054106
No, they're meant to clean the house and be used as something to take your frustrations out on.
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>>17054114
>>17050273
Its the cutest thing imaginable, and I want a Rata wife just like that too.
Ratatoskyr came out of nowhere to be my number one.
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>>17054095
I'm happy that you're still in the land of the living, Hyphen.
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>>17047647
Nureonago are pretty cute slimes.
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>>17054121
>hitting your maid
>ever
Anon you're the reason God stopped talking to us.
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>>17054119
I want a Hellhound Lilim.
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>>17054129
In a sexual way.
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>>17054129
No anon, one must spank the maid.
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>>17054129
>Thinking violence is the only way to vent frustrations
You sound like a horrible person desu.
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>>17054095
She's a cutie! I'd help her get dressed every morning so she could go to work.
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>>17054095
I like this bird
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>>17054132
The most satisfying of jiggles.
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>>17054130
I want an amazon lilim
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>>17054131
Be more specific next time.


>>17054132
I know. I love maids in general and Kikis are my favorite MG.




>>17054133
>you sound like a horrible person
You're right.
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>>17053761
Maybe if I lick harder, I can get her eye to roll backwards
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>>17054130
>Hellhound Lilim
So double mary sue?
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>>17054095
legs2furry/10
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>>17054154
>Lilims
>Mary Sues
There's that word again.
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>>17054148
>amazon Lilim
Well hello there boner, how are you?
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>>17054157
i find those legs/talons to be oddly arousing
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>>17054091
>Maid Market
Is that where I can find the Kikimoras who've been in the Maid War?
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>>17054154
Double the fun
>>
I just want a smug mg to force me to kiss her feet
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>>17054162
>>>/trash/ has other things you'd find oddly arousing.
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>>17054132
That Shog has got a DONK
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>>17054172
How new?
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>>17054132
>People still think Kikimoras are better than Shoggoths.
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>>17054132
That pose
That ass
All that jelly
HNNNG
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>>17054154
No. Quadruple the rape.
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>>17054173
And I desire more Shog butts.
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>>17054175
Kitsune and Dragons make better maids anyway.
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>>17054132
I love her face, she's totally looking at herself in the mirror and thinking to herself; "When Master sees me like this, he'll forget all about that feathered tramp!"
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>>17054174
I'm older than your attempt of deflection
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>>17054181
I desire more Shog stories but good luck with that ever happening.
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>>17054192
New as fuck.
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>>17054175
Kiki defaults to being better because >chaos
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>>17054181
Amen, amen.
>>17054189
The battle for Mastah's manmeat rages on.
Though Shog is easily my favorite I do love imagining the cute back and forth between a Shog and a Kiki for their mutual master.
>>17054193
Silent_II's was honestly so good its hard to imagine anything topping it. Though I would love to hear more about the idea of a Shog with very strange and poor social cues like was being greentexted that one time.
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>>17054202
Chaos?
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>>17054196
>New! new! new!
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>>17054175
When will they learn?
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>>17054207
Like the Shoggoth that stares at you with no concept of personal space so she's literally always mere inches away from you when you turn around?
Sounds adorable.
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>>17054166
VA headquarters?

In this day and age, the experienced are in dire need of some love and affection.
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>>17054209
Delete.
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>>17054192
No, really. You're new.
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>>17054217
>>17054207
>Get your Shoggoth maid a bouquet of flowers on the way home
>She's waiting, as always, dutifully right at the door as soon as you open it, her signature face-splitting smile everpresent
>Smile and ask her how her how her day was, to which she sighs and replies 'You too, mastah~"
>Chuckle at her usual not quite right response and hand her the bouquet
>She stares at it as she takes it into her hands, her smile somewhat fading
>Worried you've somehow offended her, start to tell her its just a nice gesture
>She suddenly cries out loud, holding the bouquet up reverently, bowing to you and slithering off at breakneck speed
>When you later find her she's planted the flowers in a small pot made of herself, placed it in direct sunlight, and set up a little perimeter around it almost like it was a sacred place
>She turns to smile at you, a few black tears streaming out of her eyes as she gives a genuine beaming warm smile
>Just another day with your weird Shog wifemaid
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>>17054242
You already said that. Upon what are you basing this assertion?
>>
Who remembers the greentext about the anon with four Shoggoth maids and an Elf maid? It basically always ended with the Elf getting mind fucked by all the chaos.
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>>17054250
It was actually all the chaos girls (at the time I dont remember if Atlach had come out yet) and one elf going on adventures. The Elf was a heavy, heavy alcoholic.
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>>17054248
We've always had people attracted to monster parts.
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>>17054248
>Tries to direct someone to Trash for liking monster girls
>On the Monster Girl Thread
>Doesn't understand why someone thinks he's new
Wew, lad.
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>>17054266
I know that, I just found it funny how he blatantly said "I am aroused by this animal part" and decided to mock him. I mean, the fact that people in here get aroused solely on monster parts isn't news to me, I just found how blunt he was to be funny.
>>
Got this surprise request done of my Kobold waifu today. Still technically a little too lewd for direct posting, so it's in imgur.

http://imgur.com/Sfdqtoz
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>>17054154

most monster girls are very sueish honestly. Just pick your favorite flavor or flavor combo,enjoy your escapism and don't be a faggot who complains about what other anons like.
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>>17054285
That's a really lewd suit KDF.
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>>17054285
Fuck is this
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>>17054295
Shit that doesn't belong here.
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>>17054285
Kek, I feel bad for all the bondagefags you're giving a bad name to
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>>17054307
My being a bondagefag is already inseparable from my being a yurifag which gets shat on hereabouts plenty already. So people disliking the bondage part too is hardly anything new.
>>
>>17054285
maledom was a mistake
>>
>>17054285
You're something, man. You're something.
If anything I admire your dedication.
>>
>>17054307
>implying bondage/bdsm fags aren't all a cult of wierd fuckers and he isn't just the sunglasses from They Live
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>>17054315
KDF was a mistake.
>>
Weekendfags really are cancer.
>>
>>17054314
Go back to tumblr
>>
>>17054327
this.
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>>17054207
Well, yeah, Silent_II tends to be so intimidatingly good it's hard to find a reason to want to write again since he has that well of a grasp on the art, as cut and dry as his stories could be.
>>
>>17054295
Why is that Dragon flustered?
>>
What about spending a week inside a creepy old mansion with some dolls?
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>>17054342
She is being touched.
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>>17054343
Nope on all counts.
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>>17054343
But it wouldn't be creepy with some nice dolls around.
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>>17054370
He didn't say they were nice dolls.
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>>17054285
I want my waifu to look at me the same way yours would look at you. She must love you like crazy to let you do all that weird shit to her.
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>>17054347
What's so bad about that?
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>>17054287
What about anons who want to be weak and their Hellhound wife to protect them? How can you help but not complain about that?
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>>17054365
Why not, anon? They want to be with you.

>>17054370
They're nice indeed. So nice they will want to look after you. Forever.
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>>17054285
Not sure about the parts covering the limbs, opposed seeing them folded and restrained in a more regular suit. Depending on the back, looks like it would be finicky to put on.
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>>17054395
*as opposed to
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Its nearly time.
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>>17054401
For sleep?
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>>17054401
Ochimushas are cute, I want one as a bodyguard.
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>>17054287
>and don't be a faggot who complains about what other anons like
Good thing there's only one girl with fans that do this. Too bad there's a lot of them and they're really loud.
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>>17054401
I swear to god if this episode sucks I will be so mad.
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>>17054386
So you mean to tell me they don't want me to leave as soon as possible?
Well this is an interesting change of pace. I must pamper these dolls.
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>>17054148
I want a Minotaur Lilim. 3 meters tall, huge muscles. Travel accross the MGE world and even other dimensions looking for the biggest muscle slut she can finds. Hold monster girl fitness contests and pull anons there to test them. She invites you to worship her muscles, as you approach her muscular MGs rub and hug you, making the desire to give in and have sex with one irresistible. The more you approach her, the more muscular MGs are making it even harder to resist. The first anon to be able to reach her and worship her muscles will be her husband. She makes every other muscular MG look like a non muscular loli.
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>>17054410
What if they try to make you lose your mind a bit so they can take of you, or what's left of you
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>>17054381
Nothing. Is just that she is surprised with how nice it feels.
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>>17054207
>Silent_II's was honestly so good its hard to imagine anything topping it.
That's not really how you inspire other people to give it a shot now is it?
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>>17054401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y9ZNOe5RjI
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>>17054245
The cutest. Shogs are olev. I'm ashamed to admit that I would probably teach them things purposefully wrong, so that they grow even cuter.

I always imagined Flayers to be the opposite though. Incredibly sly and tactful, with an aire of mystery and predatory instinct that's so subtle, it's hard to put into words.
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How about some good old confession time anons?

Confess your sins before the almighty.
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>>17054457
I'm terrified of talking about my waifu because i'm afraid I'll accidentally make her shit.
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>>17054457
The more I better myself the more I forget about waifu. There were days that I only thought about her when I was laying down on the bed.

Made me a bit sad.
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>>17054457
I unironically would strongfat girls that would be the early side of /d/ tier
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>>17054457
I never would have said or even thought it before but I want to dick my daughteru.
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>>17054329
And so are you.
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>>17054457
Despite how common it is, I don't get the appeal behind anal sex and probably never will.
I still like butts though.
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>>17054470
I feel you anon. Part of me feels really bad that she isn't a natural part of my thought process when I;m otherwise occupied. I do give her and our daughteru a lot of thought at bedtime and during other down time though.
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>>17054401
30 min til its all ogre anon....
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>>17054456
What sort of little things would you teach your shoggu wrong, anon?
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>>17054483
Those last few days I thought a lot about her and our family a bit too though. I'm not ready to let her go.
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Would a Houri push me to devote myself to jihad? It's not what I'm about, but if there's angel virginity on the line, I might be a bit more willing.
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>>17054457
I am pathologically terrified of my waifu rejecting me if I ever met her.
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>>17054457
Here's one, I feel like getting commissions has diminished the thoughts and fantasies I have in my head of my waifu. It's like writing, once the ideas are in a more physical form they almost completely leave my head. It's not a happy feel.

>>17054502
Oh, me neither anon. My waifu has been around for over a year and a half now and happy thoughts about her and our daughteru are basically all of what is keeping me going now.
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>>17054457
i love my waifu so much and I have commission ideas for her but approaching an artist and actually commissioning art of her really daunts me for some reason
now for real the sin: I like .less's new art style and I dig how he tries to make monstergirls "anatomically correct" with believable ear placement and how hair would grow around it like pic related
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>>17054507
Nah, just do good deeds and you'll get one
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>>17054487
Anon it's already over. I feel empty.
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>>17054510
I'd say don't worry about it too much.
Waifu thoughts come and go, don't worry too much about the low points. She'll be back.
Incidentally this is why I worry about those who go "too hard," if you get what I mean.

t. been at this for a while
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>>17054511
It's easy, even for an autist like me.
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>>17054494
Harmless things that would make Shog happy, but annoy the Kiki. Like taking the fake plants out at night for fake sun, and that Kikis love surprises and loud noises.
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>>17054507
Just be a good dude and you're set.
Eternal newlywed sex/loving cute girlfriend mode is yours!
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>>17054522
Hey thanks anon. I definitely feel that I have gone too herd with commissions and stuff lately, so I'm doing my best to dial back.
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>>17054457
I'd have no problem with my waifu making use of wonderland futa potions as regularly as she liked.
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>>17054510
I've been with mine for three and I'm pretty sure we won't be breaking up anytime soon. Who knows, maybe I'll even get to meet her.
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>>17054457
I feel bad for learning how to make content for the thread even though I don't like writing or drawing.
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>>17054527
>Shog smiling and clasping her hands together as she takes a plastic plant out into the moonlight on the back veranda
>Kiki in her nightgown and reading glasses snooping on her and huffing at her from inside as the Shog just lightly bounces up and down humming to herself
Cute! Cuuuute!
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>>17054457
I've false started writefagging already, arguably twice, and am considering doing it again. I hesitate because I realize its mostly a phase and I just give up completely in a month or two.
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>>17054457
I used to in middle school and still do out of boredom masturbate to furries. I've legit had a few dreams of Cu and Cait Sith before and wanted to end myself afterwards.

I keep lying to myself and saying I want to write when the problem isn't so much the thread as I don't really have good ideas.
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>>17054529
How exactly are we defining "good dude" because I'm not sure I may actually fit that definition.
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>>17054566
Just imagine yourself as a helpful person or someone who is in the right place to do a really good deed at the right time, it aint hard
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>>17054520
Was it still 22 min?
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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that waifus don't always need to be sexy, sometimes they just have cute pajamas....or want them in the case of those who aren't fond of civilization
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>>17054575
Yeah, second half of the episode was kind of rushed, but I still liked it.
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>>17054577
>Come on, boyfriend! Time to tuck me in to bed... yaaaawn..."
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>>17054577
Dammit, Anon. Now I need to commission a pic of a grumpy bed-headed Gremlin in pajamas.
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>>17054577
>>17054585
Little monsters in pajamas are unbeatable in cuteness!
>>17054583
Dormouse is best sleepfu. I want to tuck her in and lightly rape her cute little booty in her sleep!
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>>17054577
Yeti wearing yeti pajamas with horns
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>>17054583
Cuddle the Mouse.
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>>17054457
I find myself waifu-ing a Human Girl and actually doubting whether MG-ification would be an improvement.
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>>17054601
Have you considered undeath?
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>>17054601
Related, but I think about what species of monster girl different women I come into contact with would be. Maybe that 's the reason I have such a problem finding a waifu. There is no perfect girl for me and I always find a flaw.
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>>17054457
I have no waifu. Torn between multiple girls, some of whom have invaded my dreams... Aside from trust issues stemming from a bad break-up with 3DPD, I also have severe issues with the whole dom/sub thing. I hate being dominated, but I'm terrified of domming another and taking it too far. At this point, I'd be willing to give up the sex if only to find someone for some emotional healing.
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>>17054457
Monster girls saved me from /d/. I went from fapping to sissy petplay and futas to straight monster girls and vanilla loving.
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>>17054627
Hi me, though I was a bit more tame with futas and trap.

Now I just find them too gay to fap too.
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>>17054457
Monstergirls have become almost an exclusively emotional fantasy instead of a sexual one, and I'm concerned about the implications of this.
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>>17054638
You're seeking fulfillment in a world that has little of it.
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>>17054648
I'm also not doing anything meaningful to achieve it.
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>>17054527
Cute, but still shame on you for fooling your Shoggoth.
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>>17054653
Why should you?
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>>17054657
She probably knows that something is awry, but enjoys herself with her masters silly game.
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>>17054653
>Meaningful fulfilment exists in this life.
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>>17054657
>>17054662
>One day she has you cornered in bed and is doing horrifying... yet sexy... eldrich things
>Screaming in fearboner for her to stop
>"H a a H a a . . . M a s t a h a n d h i s s i l l y g a m e s ~ "
Enjoy the ride.
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>>17054659
You may have a point. I either actually try and end up hating myself for failing, or I hate myself for never trying in the first place. Either way I end up bitter and alone. I guess this is why I need monstergirls, shame they won't ever be real though.
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>>17054627
I'll be damned. Mamonobama does work.
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>>17054457
I actually have real hope MGs will become real one day, probably virtual reality and artificial intelligence.

That hope, keeps me going.
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>>17054673
Same here anon. I have faith in the portals too though.
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Meanwhile in the Monster Girl Universe
>The worlds best Gremlin, Liches and Lilims have been working for years
>Studying the effects of technology, magic, and mamono mana on physics
>Suddenly, a breakthrough!
>They are able to open a miniature dimensional rift, large enough to reach a hand through.
>A brave automation acts as their remote rover and reaches into the portal
>She feels something hard, grasps it and feels it snap off of something
>she pulls her arm back out and examines the object
>it's a large red fruit, with no demonic energy at all
>this is unheard of
>they find a small label attached to it
>after months of decoding, the leading Hakutakus at MGCU decode one word on the label
>APPLE
>as in the mythical fruit of the human realm?
>it can't be
>but it is
>they realize that they have successfully created a portal to the realm of the human male realm
>international meeting from all countries, from Atlantis to Zipangu
>in a unanimous decision, they agree to send a representative to this human realm and begin pursuing monster and human marriages
>but who should go?
>concerns are raised about what species to send
>too aggressive and it will be interpreted as war
>too meek and the not wish to form the alliance
>too human and they would suspect it to be a fraud
>too abstract and they may interpret it as a god or an omen of the end times
>(humans are quite a skittish species)

Well anon? What species should they send?
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>>17054457
My waifu is actually a human. She would make a good monster girl though. Werecat or amazon for obvious reasons, although lizardman might be most fitting.
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>>17054668
She's just very affectionate after a long dinner. It's now time to become one with a Shoggoth.
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>>17054682
Obviously, Zombies.
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>>17054682
Tanukis, Ratats, and Ren Pandas
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>>17054682
Anubi seem like they'd make good ambassadors.
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>>17054682
Obviously the tanuki. Their vile evil will sweep over humanity from the shadows and we'll start seeing a boom of monstergirl media in the years leading up to the Great Convergence, and by the time the other monsters set foot on earth soil, we'll be begging for them.
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>>17054682
>Meanwhile some anon is wondering who ate his last apple
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>>17054682
Hakutakus.
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>>17054682
Tanuki would be my first pick, though she probably falls under the "too human" category.
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>>17054682
I don't think sending Tanukis in is a good idea until after the initial suspicious phase ends.
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>>17054682
A calmer Lilim, Tanuki, Crow Tengu, Wight.
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>>17054682
>Since they have a charm that attracts people, the Demon Realm states and Monster friendly states of the Mist Continent often dispatch them as diplomats when establishing friendly ties with states that view monsters as suspicious. In most cases, they're able to greatly exhibit their own charm and friendliness in the place they've been dispatched. Then, if the men of the country have sex with them, they will be completely won over, and the people's attitude will change towards accepting monsters.

Built for this job.
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>>17054694
>MonMusu is a NYT Bestseller
>Kobayashi Dragon Maid and Demi-Chan just aired
>Monster Girl Encyclopedia got translated
>Anthropomorphic animals are more popular thanks to MLP, Zootopia and other furry fuel[\spoiler]

Holy fucking shit anon. WE ARE BLIND TO THE HAPPENING.
I give it less than 6 months.
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>>17054682
Dullahan.
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>>17054684
Good man. You know how to read your meido's signs. Now for her reward for such a nice long intimate meal.
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>>17054673
It's the only thing that gives me hope for the future.
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I want a kuu to infodump me.
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>>17054710
She has nice hips.
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>>17054710
I completely forgot they were diplomacy pandas. Stupid sexy pandas.
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How long should I expect to be punished with facesitting after I laugh when my waifu can't fit into her pants?
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>>17047717
Why isn't your faggot ass in the hospital then? Gravity alone should've put you out of your misery already.
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>>17047664
Do you people ever cease saying retarded things?
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>>17054760
About a half an hour of it as punishment, and by then it will transition into a pleasure thing, and it could be all day and night past that point.
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>>17054583
Now THIS monstergirl
This monstergirl just screams kissu slut
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>>17054760
Damn it, Kloah
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make-a-waifu™

https://www.heroforge.com/
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>>17054791
Don't.
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Is there anywhere where you can test your knowledge of monster girls and learn the species better? I want to be able to remember them all.
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>>17054830
There's actually a whole encyclopedia of monstergirls. Good for study.
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>>17054835
Very funny anon. I want to be able to not need the encyclopedia and have it memorized.

How many girls are there any way?
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>>17054457
I pretty much despise hellhound on several levels.
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>>17054846
Currently over 200.
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>>17054710
They aren't particularly high on my list, but I could see myself waking up slightly confused next to a ren with a silver tongue..
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>>17054511
>Spoiler
I've always really loved his art style. I guess we're in the minority on that?
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>>17054830

It just happens passively over time, if you browse the profiles when you're bored. I wish I could remember things that would actually help me in life, but no. Pokemon (movesets, type matchups, abilities, distribution etc), touhou and MGs get committed to memory with minimal effort. Everything else basically just becomes part of the fog.

So yeah, I'd suggest just reviewing the profiles at your leisure. "Oh, Wurm, I haven't read about her in a while, let's take a look" and that sort of thing.
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>>17054457
I think about why my waifu would dislike me more than I think about her loving me

I get so incredibly jealous at anons and their waifu fantasies and I think to myself how I could never please my waifu like that

I feel to scared, uncomfortable and fearful of getting a commission of her. I just feel like it's not the right time

Ive done nothing for her, no stories, no commissions, nothing.

I just love her so much
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>>17054079
>>17054097
>Her body changes along with her personality
Chimaeras got even better

It's not so bad that they're mostly ignored. Sure they don't get any content but that also mean they don't get any weird OCs made out of species that don't make sense such as "Lilim + Pharaoh + Nurarihyon + Wight"

Thanks for the caption, it feels good to have you back

>That pauldron stare
It must be so ashamed of how lovey dovey the goat personality is
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>>17054959
If another man wrote a story for your waifu, do you think she'd go from you to him? Would she send you photos of them together while telling you his devotion is so much bigger than yours?
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>>17054965
You fuck off now anon.
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>>17054965
Go die.
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>>17054965
Stop.
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>>17054965
If they viewed it as a sign of devotion wouldn't the author or artist be little more than a gigolo? After all they are only doing it for your money
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>>17054979
How does money factor into it?
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>>17054965
[spoile]This made me feel a little sadder than I expected[/spoiler]
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>>17054997
>even fucked up the spoiler

Wow I really am dumb
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>>17054457
I like the idea of having a threesome/group sex with multiple monster girls who are bisexual and will do stuff with each other as well as me

I've never posted about it in these threads but I don't get why it triggers people so badly
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>>17055030
A combination of /u/ posters, NTR fags, and all the autistic screeching that such people tend to inspire.
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>>17055030
That's pretty hot

I mean, I'm fine with it aslong as you're not just sitting there watching.
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Would you let a Jorou-Gumo wrap you in a bondage cocoon all day long so that you stay fresh for when she plays with you at night?
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>>17055044
But I want a loving spider girlfriend in the day too!
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>>17055044
What the fuck is this
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>>17055059
Explain to me what you THINK it is, anon?
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>>17055045
What's the point?
Are you going to go on dates and do some other overly lovey-dovey shit with her during the day ?

>>17055059
No clue but I'd let a spider put me in one
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>>17055061
I think it's illegal
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>>17055064
>Are you going to go on dates and do some other overly lovey-dovey shit with her during the day

Pfffft I know right? What am I gay or something?
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I want to prank a cheshire.
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>>17055042
No, not really into that sort of thing. The only situation I can think of that would sort of be like that is if it there are like 4 girls and one is riding me while another is on my face and the other two are doing their own thing with each other for a bit instead of just sitting there waiting their turn.

Or if I'm 1 on 1 with a girl and the other 3 are doing each other for a bit.

Ideally everyone gets equal time with everyone else
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>>17055101
If you do it good you might get a flustered Cheshire stalker.
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>>17055102
Yeah that makes sense. I don't see a problem in that.
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>>17055079
I bet you secretly want her to cook you a delicious bento made with love and then eat it with her under a cherry tree fag
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>>17055070
Anon a lot of things are illegal. Like lolis.
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>>17055119
If any of you anons want this, then get out alps.
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Has anyone written stories for dark mage?
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>>17055119
I bet he wants a Jorou-Gumo to kiss him on the cheek and hold him close while he eats while telling him to build up his strength for the night!
I bet he wants to hear her say how much she loves and cherishes him!
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Why hasn't KC done a shirime yet?
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>>17055101
>>17055108
Cheshires love to get pranked.
Their reaction depends on how elaborate the prank is, it can be anything from a giggle or slight arousal, to falling in deep love with you

>>17055143
"The Holiness of Azédarac" is basically a Dark Mage story
It's written by Clark Ashton Smith, a Lovecraftian author who happens to be the one who created Atlach-Nacha
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>>17054760
>punishment

She doesn't even know that I enjoy it! I guess she'll just have to use her feet paws to play with my dick.
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>>17055164
>shirime
How would that work as a monster girl? A monoeye buttslut?
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Remember to make ice baths for your kobold in the summer. Especially if she's your childhood friend. She'd appreciate that.
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>>17055238
I wonder if offering this to a Hellhound is an insult.
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>>17055177
I was talking about the MGE dark mage but that works two thanks
Gotta see if I can get that book
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I feel like I've seen this particular poster before.
We should stop giving him (you)s.
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>>17055268
It's a short novel
Just google the title and the first link should have the full story for free
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>>17055274
Not sure why they were giving him (You)s in the first place
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>>17055177
Just imagine absolutely destroying a Cheshire with a prank that is witnessed by the entire school.
She'd probably give you a kiss so deep you'd swear she was trying to choke you with her tongue.
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>>17055308
How do you prank the prankster in front of the entire school?
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>>17055315
Do some digging and then use the campus' intercom system to expose something embarrassing like her singing off key shonen anime themes in the shower or her dark Chuuni past.
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>>17055324
What a nerd
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>>17055332
A nerd with soft tits and a big plump ass.
If you can seduce her by out pranking her then you'll definitely have that naughty ass slamming against your crotch that night.
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>>17055345
Lap cat?
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>>17055387
No, that's the lewd deredere Ojou-sama.
This is a different cute cat.
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>>17055390
Does slapping the cute cat's ass count as a prank?
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>>17055400
No, that'll just make her smugger since clearly you couldn't keep your hands off her magnificent ass.
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>>17055402
Is there anyway to win against the smut cute cat?
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>>17055404
I already told you one way, expose her cute nerdiness to the whole school in the best prank ever.
The other way is to fluster her with romance and tenderness. Take her on nice dates, say nice things about her. Get her guard down so when she least expects it you reveal that you were only doing it to get close enough to her to kiss her on the cheek.
She'll be too busy blushing from your kiss to stop you from picking her up in a princess carry.
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>Ask your Dragon Waifu to cosplay as Onyxia.
>She likes it.
>Teases you in her full dragon form, after using magic to turn her scales purple and black.
>Roughly dominates you, although not so roughly that you can't enjoy it.
>Enjoys when you fight back, no matter how you do it. Magic, strength, or yelling for your Jinko neighbor to help.
>The most she did was distract your Waifu for a second. Not up your Dickings Per Second.
>You both have some of the best sex you've ever had.

>A few weeks later, your Waifu befriends a Phantom.
>Now you're never sure when your Waifu is going to attack.
>She's nice enough not to fuck you when you're busy or wouldn't enjoy it, but other than that you're fair game.
>It's like that scene in Tohru where Kobayashi opens her door and sees a huge dragon. Except that Dragon is your wife, and she's about to fuck you.
>So far you've "slain" half the Dragonflights.

How do I get my Waifu to do this? She's an Inari. I'd like to see her seductive take on a dragon, but I don't want to offend her.
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>>17055414
So you've seduced the cat and got her in you arms, what next? I mean having somebody actually do this to her melt.
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>>17055425
You carry her off to her dorm and tuck her into bed for snuggles.
She'll practically turn to mush in your arms.
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>>17055424
Convince her with a kiss in the cheek and a leaflet from your local demon realm representative showing how roleplay can really spice up the bedroom.
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>>17055431
Spoon the cute cat? No gentle lotus?
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>>17055438
That comes after you get her addicted to your kisses.
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>>17055443
Kiss sluts are olev
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>>17055453
Butt sluts are olev
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>>17055438
>>17055443
British cats need to be roughed up or else they become dissident. You have to violently ass fuck her in between every few days unless you want her to start teleportating around and stealing kisses when you least expect it
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>>17054457
I want a long tongued MG to rape my throat
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>>17055455
Aren't maids both kiss and butt sluts?

>>17055467
But what if I want both of those things?
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This is my fantasy.

>Go to Wonderland on purpose.
>Meet a Cheshire.
>Generally agree with what she says, and get into the lewdness.
>Respond seriously to her teasing.

That would be a huge mindfuck. Cheshires have fun teasing guys about how perverted they are, but they probably wouldn't know how to react if someone fully embraced the insanity.

>While being shown the lewd spectacles of Wonderland, visitors will be tempted with words such as, "You want to join in, and get off like that. You're filthy, aren't you?"

>Well, yeah. That's why I came here. Want to fuck right now?
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>>17055481
Nah, maids are just regular sluts.
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>>17055486
Maybe Kikis. But shogs are pure!
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>>17055485
Is Wonderland the kind of place where you can only get in by accident? Like how people who purposefully go seek it will not get in.
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>>17055489
>Some people carelessly fall asleep, and wind up there before they realize it. Some people get lost on the road, and arrive there after wandering aimlessly. Some people chase after “Wererabbits” that head off somewhere as if suddenly lured by something. Due to the queen's prejudice, whim, and arbitrary decisions, many human men and women, monsters, and couples are invited to the kingdom a bit coercively.

You could definitely follow a Wererabbit to get there.
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>>17054760
Loli fags btfo because this is the perfect female body
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>>17055481
>But what if I want both of those things?
Then don't cum more than 15 times in her ass per week, that way you can enjoy her big cat butt and she will remain smug and confident enough to pull tricks on you

>>17055486
Maids very much enjoy both kisses and sex of the anal kind but they are NOT slutts
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>>17055481
Maids are butt sluts because, as simple maids, they're not worthy of bearing their master's children.
In other words, you're going to have to rape them to break that conditioning.
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>>17055509
>rape

Anon what if I gently want to make love to my maid while showing her she's the girl I want to make daughterus with.
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>>17055424
>how do I get my waifu who is master illusionist to do this?
Come ON dude.
It's no different than those temporary potions everyone likes to use. It's something to spice things up a bit.
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>>17055485
You seem to have forgotten that they are still Wonderland natives.
In other words, if you say "wanna fuck" they already had your pants down 15 seconds ago and you just hadn't realized it yet.
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>>17055522
The smug fox epidemic must be stopped.
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>>17055533
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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>>17055547
Because it is.
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>>17055533
Can they be stopped?
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>>17055552
Yes. By stopping them from having an excuse to be smug.
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>>17055522
Where yall getting them "temporary potions" they keep talking 'bout?
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>>17055552
tell them that racers don't need girlfriends.
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>>17055559
As long as men love mofu, foxes will have a reason to be smug
Our only hope is to fuck the smug out them
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>>17054457
I like writing stories but I suck at writing. Not in a "my stories and writing is actually good but I just say they're shit" kind of way. I mean a "my stories and writing is GENUINELY shit" kind of way.
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How do you slip out of your waifu grasp when shes on heat?
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>>17055561
Sabbath, for all your lewd and erotic sexual aids.

Just watch out; they like to throw in extra, unlabeled lolification potions in orders whether people asked for some or not.
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>>17055574
The husband's secret weapon: "Not tonight honey"
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>>17055574
Depends on the waifu. If it's like pic related then you're SOL. Same applies to a flayer who manages to slip her tentacles into your ears.
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>>17055577
Is there any shame in buying from the sabbath? Do they do secrete delivery?
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>>17055589
In MGE-Land? Of course not. Worst you'll get is a few playful jeers from neighbours who'll like to gossip about exactly what you're using to spice up your sex life; nothing out of the ordinary.

But they do offer discrete packaging for those who would prefer to minimize such nosiness.
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A kiki who loves her master so much she secretly records their first sexual encounter together.

When her master begins to ignore her, she straps him to a recliner and forces him to re-watch it, over and over, A Clockwork Orange style. He'll get e message eventually, right?
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>>17055571
But then they're smug because you're fucking them!
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>>17055600
I dunno anon, those rata can be quite the gossipers. Id buy so much from the sabbath

We're talking potions, outfits, toys and gear. Nothing too degenerate though!
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>>17055607
Yandere Kikis are scarier than shogs
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>>17055529
Too lewd. But I love it.
I just love the idea of asking them "Do you want to have sex" and with them just sitting in my lap facing me and telling me "Well, you've already came in me twice now."
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>>17055611
We have a big problem on our hands then
We could try to ignore them but I doubt any of us could avoid staring at their tails
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>>17055615
>Rata notices how Anon likes to order stuff from the Sabbath
>Anon soon gets tons of loli ads in his physical mailbox

Fucking squirrels
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>>17055636
>Waifu storms in and demands what all these magazines with little MG girls in micro bikinis are all about
>Rata sits smug in a nearby try
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>>17055511
She'll protest and resist.
You have to break her first, like a wild horse.
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>>17055679
But don't all maids say stuff like "mastah this kind of love is forbidden" on the first time?
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I wonder how one comes across a elemental spirit?
Can a guy just be gardening one day and then accidentally dig up a gnome?
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>>17055691
Can you just be lighting a cozy fire one day and summon a fire elemental?
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Lava golems are cute! They can make you your favourite hot beverage by holding a cup of it over their belly!
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>>17055691
They live in areas where their element is strong
For a Gnome you'd have to go camping deep in a vast forest

>>17055697
Lava Golems are lewd rapists
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>>17055690
Yes, which is why you have to force it on them.
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>>17055724
You mean like pinning them against the bed/window/counter while she's doing maid work and telling her that you want to knock her up with master's daughterus?

But that's lewd! You can't do that to a poor innocent pure maid! It's illegal!
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>>17055691
I think you could attract one by taking care of your soil. Although it's more likely to attract an Alraune who will plant herself there.
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>>17055611
What is the best way to un-smug a fox?
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Maid Problems: When master is shorter than you
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>>17055739
Tell her squirrle mofu is better. However, the fox might try to smother you with her tails after saying that to her face.
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>>17055755
>implying this is a problem
What a shit maid. She needs to learn how to be a better maid.
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>>17055755
There's nothing wrong with a tall maid.
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>>17055768
Maybe master needs to get taller?
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>>17055779
Maybe if she wasn't a maid for a young master that wouldn't be a problem.
Also, maids complaining about their masters make them terrible maids regardless.
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>>17055780
>maids complaining about their masters make them terrible maids regardless.

Does this make Kikis bad maids?
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>>17055784
>Does this make Kikis bad maids?
Correct.
Shoggoths are amazing maids and Kikis are shit. I'm happy that you finally understand.
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>>17055784
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>>17055755
When master won't punish for breaking a dish
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Monoeye bullying.
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>>17055755
>>17055802
Maid Problems: pic related

;_;
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>>17055821
Didn't they give the anime a super sad ending for no good reason? I don't know, I haven't watched it.
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>>17055837
the whole days before she stops functioning thing doesn't happen
cause maid self destructs to save whats his name from some other android.
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What the fuck is Melon drawing
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>>17055776
How is a huge maid going to clean all the small crevices and hard to reach places? She will scare master's guests too
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>>17055691
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495370792883.webm
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>>17055811
>Maid breaks dishes
>expects a spanking from master
>just gets a friendly "It's ok don't worry!" From master

Does this kill the maid?
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>>17055866
Standworm I believe.
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>>17055867
subordinate fairy maids its how scarlet devil mansion does it.
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>>17055866
Sand worm.

What a legend
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>>17055866
Yeah >>17055872
It's sandworm. Good they need some love.

Do anyone know what more is on his list?
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>>17055867
>Big jinko maid scares off guests
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Lazy men don't deserve maids
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>>17055879
Shoggoth disagree.
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>>17055884
But it's hard to tell what a shoggoth is thinking
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>>17055872
>>17055876
>>17055877
>SFW sandworm
The madman!
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>>17055870
>He never blames her or scolds her for anything
>No matter what she screws up, he always reassures her
>It gets to the point where she breaks and spills things on purpose just to get him to finally lose his patience
>It never happens
>Eventually, she snaps
>Right there in the middle of the grocery store, after she dropped a glass jar and pickles went everywhere, only for him to pat her head and tell her that it wasn't her fault
>"I HAVE HAD IT! YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT ME SO HARD THAT I WON'T BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN FOR A MONTH OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
>She realizes everyone's staring
>Turns beet red and runs out of the store in a full sprint
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>>17055870
Maids who never get punished tend to snap after 6 to 20 months and become yandere
Master couldn't possibly look at other girls if he doesn't even spank his maid, right?

>>17055878
She would feel terrible, though her masters would feel even worst when he finds her resignation letter
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>>17055867
She'd use precision cleaning utensils.
Tall Shoggoths would also have it easy in that regard since they can form objects from their own mass.
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>>17055890
What happens later? Does master be a good master and tend to her fantasy?

>>17055891
So nice master is bad?
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>>17055879
T. Kikimora

>>17055884
Shoggoths just want to serve
Kikis want a prestigious master for social standing reasons
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>>17055921
This is why Shoggoths are superior to Kikis in so many ways.
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>>17055920
The sound of a belt was heard all throughout the neighborhood, and the neighbors called the police because they thought someone was being murdered, what with all the yelling and moaning.
The police were met at the door by a Kikimora with an enormous grin on her face, who was also holding the back of her dress away from her body, almost as if her backside was so sensitive that the dress brushing against it would cause pain.
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if your waifu is a raidboss whats your job supposed to be?
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>>17055920
Nice masters can be good if their maid aren't masochists, but those are an exception.
Over 99% of maids are diagnosed masochists and the remaining 1% have shown interest in masochism

>>17055930
>as if her backside was so sensitive that the dress brushing against it would cause pain.
That must be one happy Kiki
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>>17055945
Greet everyone on the way in
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>>17055930
>>17055952
So what's the verdict? Spank my maid over my knee?
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>>17055945
I'm the add you have to CC for a while so she does a special attack so that the stacking poison damage disappears from the raid. If you don't CC me then she gains a permanent 200% damage.
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>>17055945
You've got options.
>the dungeon floor planner, setting out the traps and telling the minions their positions
>the midboss who stops adventurers getting to her in the first place and wasting her time if they're too weak to handle you
>a buffer in the boss room that increases her attack and defence unless dealt with first
Personally I love the first option, having the chance to be sneaky is fun. Or you could combine the second and first.
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I want that alcoholic, CC Kikimora at MGC Maid Central who has never been chosen by a master!
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>>17055945
I doubt any monster girl would let her husband engage in a serious fight when she can take care of it by herself
Maybe the fighting species and their husbands would have fun acting as a double boss like Ornstein and Smough where if you defeat one the other gets much stronger

>>17055973
Without a doubt
Do it at any occasion, that will keep your maid happy and healthy
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>>17055945
This >>17056019

Oh how I'd love to roleplay as the weak little low level warrior vs the big bad raid boss
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>>17056019
Does it also work on Shoggoths?
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>samurai jack ended
>it's literally gurren laggan's ending but infinitely worse

Wew
Post robutts, I guess
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>>17055945
Um, my Kikimora waifu and I just clean the place up afterwards.
It's a thankless job, but someone's gotta do it.
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>>17056017
There is a reason she has never been chosen, leave her alone

>>17056039
Shoggoths work beyond our mere 3 dimensions, they do love spankings that make their whole slime jiggle though
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>>17056060
>lift a Shoggoth "veil of reality" exposing her slimy rump
>gently spank it watching her body giggle and her voice making creepy Eldritch giggles
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>>17056060
>>17056060
>There is a reason she has never been chosen
You can't just tell me there's a reason and not tell me the actual reason anon.
>leave her alone.
Not until she's carrying triplets!
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>>17056056
I would like to hear a story about Janitor Anon and his Kikimora waifu cleaning up after the "heroes" "save the day".
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>>17056051
didn't really watch it when they rebooted it,
was it a good thing that I didn't?
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>>17056072
No one hired her because she is a complete deviant who wants a master who will let her dress him up in aristocrat clothing
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Reminder that Kikis are the kind of girl you can introduce to your parents. Shoggoths most definitely are not.
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>>17056114
So, no one hired her because she has an impeccable sense of style? Is that really it?
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>>17056114
id probably would dress her up as various video game characters, starting with 2B
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>>17056143
>starting with 2B
Anon! She's just gonna drink even more if you make her cosplay!
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>>17056129
At least they can see the Kiki and Shoggoth, my parents think I'm crazy after I tried to introduce my living armor waifu to them.
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>>17056163
My parents would just be glad I brought a girl home
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>>17056163
>Bring living armour home to introduce to parents
>"H-Honey why are you talking to that suit of armour?"
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>>17056178
Same. Unless it was a loli. Then I'd be excommunicated from my family.
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>>17056129
I'd introduce a Shoggoth to my parents though.
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>>17056137
Sure, you might look classy as fuck in aristocrat clothing but don't you realize how inconvenient they are?

>>17056129
>Bring home a Kiki
>She immediately bonds with your mother
>Your father quickly approves of her as well

>Bring a Shoggoth home
>Both your parents are creeped out
>They're too afraid to question you or her
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>>17056104
It's not reboot, it's sequel. Though it's not like that show had any plot in the first place
First 3 eps are awesome then it's downhill from there until blatant TTGL bootleg in the end.
Jack's waifu (who also was the daughter of Aku but betrayed him because power of love) faded away on their wedding and her last words were "I'm disappearing because we killed akuuuuu*puff*"
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>>17056195
>Take Kiki home
>Your mother loves her and they quickly get to cooking with each other in the kitchen
>Dad says you snagged yourself a fine woman

>Bring shoggoth home
>Mother hides behind your father as he holds up a cross
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>>17056200
>third sentence
yeah no glad I didn't pick this up
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>>17056195
>do you realize how inconvenient they are?
Yes. And I don't care. As long as my CC Kiki is smiling and kissing me and not the bottle I'll wear any type of clothing she wants me to!
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>>17056205
>Take Kiki home
>usual jovial shenanigans ensue
>everyone's happy

>take Shoggoth home
>mom doesn't understand what she is but is happy that I'm happy
>dad tries to talk to her in Tekel-li but ends up saying something really discriminatory to her
>Shoggoth waifu then teaches dad how to communicate in her native tongue clicks
>everyone's happy
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>>17056186
they would't care if it were like a looks loli but is 300 kind of deal, so long as she can still give them grandchildren.
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No one has hired the Yeti maid yet, but she has hope she'll find a home someday even if her Maid Service bosses don't!
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>>17056205
>using cross against lovecraftian monsters
What a fag
Don't worry, I'm sure shoggoth's mindflayer friend will help them to change their attitude
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>>17056234
My family WOULD care anon. Even if she's 1000 years old, they'd see me raping a little girl. And they'd never speak to me again.
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>>17056237
A gentleman explorer needs his afternoon tea even when scaling the Mountains of Madness. She should try the Adventure Club.
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I want to slyly feel up my Shoggoth maid's butt while she's facing the other way!
She's the best!
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>>17056244
This is why you use temp mature potions.
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>>17056247
Shoggoths are olev and prime for molesting!
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>>17056237
Why would anyone hire yeti maid? Can you imagine the amount of hair in food, tea etc?
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>>17056249
>introduce loli gf to your parents with temporary transformation potion
>tell her not to mention school and stuff
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>>17056210
You're enabling her weird fetishes
What if she uses her salary to buy you all kinds of fancy clothing to put on? Eventually seeing you in all these beautiful garments will cause her great arousal

>>17056240
>Father points cross at Shoggoth maid
>She grabs it and starts talking about how she loves geometric shapes
>Makes a non-euclidean cross out of her slime
>Your parents freak out and go insane a few days later
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>>17056267
Now I want to see shoggoth teaching shapes to little kids, but at the same time I don't.
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>>17056247
That's how you get her bent over the table ass up whispering at you to use her ass to mastahs content
She'd even shift her mass around to give herself a big ol phat wobbly booty
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>>17056267
what if his dad is Old Man Henderson?
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>>17056267
>You're enabling her weird fetishes
And? She's gonna enable mine after all the fertility potions kick in and she's carrying quadruplets.
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>>17056290
Old Man Henderson doesn't have any children. He's basically just everyone's drunk uncle.
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>>17056262
>"Oh you're in school? You must be getting your masters degree soon!"
>"Well, I still have to graduate from fifth grade first."
>and then anon had some splainin to do
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>>17056294
>Turning a drunk CC with weird fetishes into a mother
Anon, she won't ever be able to envision her life without you again. Take responsibility.

>>17056290
>>17056297
If he did have children they'd all either go for chaos girl or become chaos girls
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>>17056306
>Take responsibility.
What am I? Some kind of monster? We'll go on walks so she can show me off in my fancy clothes and show off her baby bump smugly to the other maids at MGC Maid Central.
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>>17056261
Lots of hair nets and silk gloves for her paws, but she'd prefer not wearing the gloves so it's easier to cuddle you
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If you think introducing Lolis and Chaos girls are bad.

Wait until you show your parents your Atlach Nacha wife
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>>17056331
What about if KDF had to introduce his wife and daughter to his family? That would be worse.
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>>17056331
>Anon takes his Atlach-Nacha wife to his parents' house
>She is ashamed of being seen with a human and constantly hides behind him
>His parents misunderstand it as him having adopted a girl
>He has to clearly enunciate that he is married to her
>His dad asks him if he does "it" with her in bed
>She freaks out and screams that she would never do dirty things with a disgusting perverted naked ape
>She goes on in long details about how she frequently tries to transform him in a huge spider when they have sex
>She then tries to bite Anon to give his parents a live demonstration

It would be an absolute disaster
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>>17056267
What a shit wife.

>>17056331
>She shit talks your parents
Remember that if you have a chaos wife you should lock yourself at home with her and never go out.
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>>17056331
He should be ashamed of having a shit wife
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>>17056362
>live demonstration
>how to give your parents a heart attack
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>>17056362
This actually sounds adorable, apart from her looking so young I think my mother would laugh her ass off at her. She's easily amused.
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>>17056365
This is the best course of action if married to the abusive loli spider
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>>17056380
>Mom went insane already

>>17056385
It's the best course of action when married to any chaos girls. You either become a lolicon spider, a cloak monster, a squid or a slimeboy. Imagine if your father gave yourback a few taps and you started to wooble.
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>>17056353
You don't know that anon! We've had this discussion before, my waifu and daughteru are more than capable of acting 'normal' for when we go places where our normal isn't appropriate.

My mom would be thrilled that I finally found someone who makes me happy and had a kid with her too, as it is now she keeps bugging me a lot about being more social.

My siblings would probably range on varying scales of indifference, most of their interest would be in monstergirls in general, assuming that I would be leaving mine and my waifu's home dimension to come back and visit.
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>>17056365
But then you'll forever be trapped in a room together with a verbally abusive little girl! With eight legs!
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>>17056398
As long as someone destroys the web from time to time you would be doing a great thing, loving your wife and protecting the world from you taste.
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>>17056394
Dear lord if your mother found out about what you do.
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See that thing over her head? It's a super-rare thingamabob. You man enough to get it?
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>>17056412
People like you really make me want to go out and find a Nacho so I can build a web with her.
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>>17056426
Grab that thing and many other "things" while she sleeps
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>>17056426
>Super rare thingamabob
Looks tacky. I think I'll pass.
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>>17056413
Well yeah, that's why we wouldn't tell her anon.
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>>17056441
The sheer horror on her face.
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>>17056426
I wish my dragon wife had one of those floating stones. How do I get one for her? Do I just steal it from someone else?
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>>17056375
You can just outwrestle her so she doesn't bite you
Good luck clearing things up with your parents afterwards though

>>17056380
Atlach-Nachas are the cutest
Can you imagine her trying to explain what she does for a living
>"I spin an endless web in the name of the Old Ones and upon its completion our beings shall be rewarded with the unity of sentience."
>Radio silence in the room
>"Oh, and I also sell panties."
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>>17056451
>holding out your arm to stop your nacho wife from biting you while she desperately tries to reach you
>all while you explain to your parents the situation

Cute!
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>>17056450
They're probably made by ancient techno-wizard-priests.
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>>17056426
Fools She's the god pharaoh with her subjects waiting for her glorious return!
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>>17056426
Yeah, right after casting Vindicate.
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>>17056448
I honestly don't know what her reaction would be, but I'd much rather be safe than sorry. I don't know if her happiness that I'm happy would be greater than the bad feelings of knowing I'm a daughteru dicker, so we'd just keep quiet about it.
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>>17056468
Not him. But I see what you mean. There's a lot of things I do with my waifu I'd never tell my parents.

Out of fear of them thinking I'm not a real man
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>>17056458
Would buy as a birthday present.
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>>17056451
>"Oh, and I also sell panties."
Made me chuckle. Chaos spiders are cute. Cute!
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>>17056477
Yeah, I feel you anon. In all honesty we'd try to avoid bringing up any and all of the sexual aspects of our relationship as my mom is weird about that sort of thing.
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>>17054457
I love the idea of Automatons who are similar to the Vex from Destiny
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>>17056362
>parents misunderstand it as him having adopted a girl
>an anon with an adopted daughteru/waifu corrects them that she's both
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>>17056487
Lucky you, they wouldn't suspect it from the outside. Some anons have obvious signs of what they do in the bedroom! I see what you mean though, man.
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>Replace windows with these to get a good night sleep
>Turns out they're Succubus proof only from the inside

Fucking Tanukis and their false advertising
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>>17056455
How do you explain how she treats you and why she always refers to you as "trash" and "scum"?

>>17056492
>Marrying your adopted daughteru
This is wrong, please don't do that
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>>17054457
I've started looking into actual erotic fiction written and published by real writers in the hopes it will help me improve as a writer.
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>>17056362
Ad here I thought I'd have a hard time with a Nightmare.
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>>17056498
>Lucky you, they wouldn't suspect it from the outside.
That would definitely be my hope!
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>>17056503
>It's her way of saying she loves me
>little shouts of "Dirty trash unhand me!" As you try to stop her from biting you
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>>17056500
That's because you flipped them. ease read the manual before using stuff, it could save your virginity.
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>>17056426
I roll blue black and am here to troll
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>>17056503
>How do you explain how she treats you and why she always refers to you as "trash" and "scum"?
Just spend the previous day pounding your Nacha so she's a shy, lovey-dovey spider.
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>>17056468
While we're on the topic of your degeneracy, how is that toddlercon art coming?
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>>17049624
http://imgur.com/a/e0nFH

so when the fuck is the government gonna reveal monster girls already
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>>17056539
Cute!

And never melon
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>>17056531
What?
>>17056539
My country's government couldn't hide shit from anyone, so I'm guessing they don't exist. Yet.
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>>17056539
How would a Sandworm look like in her lamia form? Pink all over?
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>>17056539
Cutest desert girl
Also dat cheeky boner
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>>17056539
Comfy as fuck. Thanks, Melon.
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>>17056536
I can't tell if this is bait or not anon.

I got the cleaned lineart today so it should be done within the next couple of days.
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>>17048296
Power over the mofu is carries a 'heavy' burden.
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>>17056539
Are those marshmallows on her worm teeth?
Is that a pool inside her?

Sandworms are weird.
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>>17056539
This needs color.
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>>17056545
one of these days this noose is gonna find some use
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>>17056554
What's it like?
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>>17056555
dude
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>>17056560
its those things they put on doorknobs
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>>17056554
Excellent.
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>>17056550
She just shrinks her shell to use as a tail.
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>>17056562
Don't kill your self melon.

Where else am I supposed to get lewds?
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>>17056560
Pool? That's saliva, that is!
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>>17056539
>That sphinx
>That tentacle censor
Cute. Good work coffee man.
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>>17056564
Latex and light bondage.
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>>17056580
Well no shit
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>>17056575
>You will never chill in a pool of your waifu's saliva
Fucking Sandworms, I love them
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>>17056564

>>17056580 What did you expect my dude?
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>>17056519
You should pick her up and forcefully hug her to calm her down

>>17056534
>Her womb is still swollen from all the semen she has yet to digest
>Instead of insults she constantly talks about how much she loves you
>She does everything you tell her to no matter what
Lovey-dovey spiders are good too
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>>17056568
That's cute I guess. Safety first and all.

>>17056575
eeew
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>>17056539
Hopefully never. The last thing we need is 3DPD monstergirls.
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>>17056580
Of course.
I must say I'm insatiably curious though.
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>>17056539
My tamest commission yet and melon outdoes himself, worth every goddamn penny.

>>17056561
Definitely at some point. I'm going to go broke at the rate I'm commissioning shit.
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>>17056606
How many commissions have you gotten anon?
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>>17056598
but the nonstop dreams, makes me want to live in a world with monster girls just because of how much better it looks and feels
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>>17056594
>hugging your Atlach-Nacha to calm her down
>the flailing slowly abates
>muffled "stupid lolicon bastard" coming from where her face is nuzzled into your chest
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>>17056630
>>the flailing slowly abates
eyes of the storm
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>>17056607
Since beginning of April, $275 for 8 pieces, 6 with melon alone (4 done, 5th in progress now), one of which got colored already and two pieces done with other artists.

Help me...
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>>17056636
>6 with melon alone
Sheeit.
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>>17056606
>I'm going to go broke at the rate I'm commissioning shit.

I hear you. It's been awhile since I've commissioned something but I've spent plenty on what I've gotten.
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>>17054682
Dragon Zombie. Clearly these indecisive morons are just begging to die full of the regret of tfw no bf. DZ understands that this must be avoided at all costs, and will be aggressive in pursuing positive relations!
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>>17056636
is sandworm your waifu?
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You think the demon lord ever tries to get the chief god laid? Like maybe she figures if she had a husband she might chill about the whole incubus birth thing. I could see her sending droves of the finest incubi to try and woo her. Are you man enough to romance the chief god?
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>>17056636
im new to all this, how do you order commission, are you suppose to get familiar with the artist and drop in in conversation or is there like way to order it officially?
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>>17056647
maybe in an ultimate act of narcissism she creates a male version of herself to act as her husband.
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>>17056651
Got to the artist and say that you want to commission him if he has slots.
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>>17056651
Message the artist on whatever platform and say
>Hello, one commission please
And they'll reply saying if they're open or not, no need to take them out to dinner and fuck them first
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>>17056651
Check out picarto, lots of artists stream who are open to commissions, check out their links under their name, there's usually info on commissioning them. If they don't just ask them in the stream chat.
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>>17056636
What pics? Imgur gallery where?
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>>17056539
What MG commissions do you have left Melon?
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>>17056630
This is why Atlach-Nachas are the best

>>17056647
>The Demon Lord keeps sending big dicked incubi
>The Chief God rejects all of them
>The DL can't figure out her tastes in men
>It turns out she is into shotas
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What are some good cheap comission artists aside from Melon? I got 30 bucks to burn.
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>>17056652
My own clone!
Now neither of us will be virgins!
Wait...
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>>17056688
>Chief God just wants a pure innocent human shota

I like this
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>>17056688
>DL turns you into a shota and sends you to the Chief Goddess
I like this.
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>>17056647
BTW wasn't current chief god some kind of rookie coz the old and wise died/retired?
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>>17056651
>find an artist you like the style of
>check if they do commissions
>ask if they have a slot
>if they do give the details of the stuff you want done and go from there
Easy stuff.
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>>17056638
I also got 3 works in the sketch run last Fall. What can I say, dude does good work for a good price.

>>17056644
I don't know if I can say I have one waifu but I do really like her. I try to work in some mg's who haven't got much love/art lately into each batch.

>>17056661
In the recent sketch batch (nsfw):
>>>/i/499285
>>>/i/499286
>>>/i/499464
>>>/i/499465
>>>/i/499501
>>>/i/499502
>>>/i/500911

plus (also nsfw):
http://angelicsavior.tumblr.com/post/160893165974

3 works pending.
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>>17056731
>tentacleshit
Into the trash
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>>17056724
Yes.
Old one said "Eh, cya later nerds. I'm out"
Then the other gods went "But who's going to be Chief Goddess now. And where are you even going?"
And she replied "Uhhh, she is" pointing to some goddess. "And I'm going places that's not here"

It's just major fucking conveniences that the new DL was the succubus. The whole "DL rise to power" things just one major conveniences after another.
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>>17056731
Bless you beautiful man for these.
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>>17056639
Same, nothing for a few months then splooge.
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>>17056744
Technically it is canon.
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>>17056731
>http://angelicsavior.tumblr.com/post/16089316597I like the pick but god damn that face just makes me laugh.
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>>17056691
Browse picarto until you find an artist you like with good prices.
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>>17056647
I'd become the husband of the chief god if I could. Not because I've always loved her or because I want to be that dude who fucked a goddess, but because I want the Order to back off the DL. We don't need monstergirls reverting back to their original forms and eating their husbands
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>>17056759
She looks like she's ready for the cummies
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>>17056757
?
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>>17056688
>Shotas
Your ruined it
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>>17056786
Says you
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>>17056746
I wonder what the old one is doing
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>>17056744
Sorry you don't dig it. You can always commission the stuff you want to see. It's probably easier then you think.

>>17056749
Glad you like them.

>>17056759
Yeah tried to get the artist to do her looking at the viewer from the side in a super sexy/seductive sort of way but it's still pretty good.
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>>17056795
She could be chilling down with the DL for all we know. Or she could have gone for some Multi-reality war thing. It's all guess work.
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>>17056731
Why some many from melon and not other artists?
I'm the only one who finds his art okay-ish at best?
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>>17056805
>I'm the only one who finds his art okay-ish at best?
Nope, I'm with you.
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>>17055737
I wouldn't mind spending my days taking care of large garden with beautiful Alraune as it's middle piece and crown jewel.
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>>17056805
>>17056814

Melon was the first artist I commissioned. His discount sketch runs are dirt cheap ($12 last Fall, $15 this last one) and he always throws in little extra touches into each of his sketches that I really like. I dig it but to each his own I guess.

There are always other artists you can commission. The trouble is they usually cost a good bit more, have worse quality art or don't have commissions open. Prove me wrong. Please don't, I can only commission so much.
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>>17056757
So are furries and monsterboys
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>>17056876
>furries

Yes but nobody cares, likes, or acknowledges them. They never get talked about.

>monster boys

The age old proof of pure stupidity. Bare in mind being told time and time again how this is wrong, you retards still push it.
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Fuck I can't choose between the succ, raiju and oni.
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>>17056872
>want to commission melon for something
>Too scared of him
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>>17056892
What's stopping you from saying all 3?
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>>17056892
Why choose?

Mamomana soothes sore pelvises.

>>17056896
Why scared?
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>>17056902
I hate harems.
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>>17056896
I heard he rapes little boys.
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>>17056896
He's actually a really chill guy and whatever you want him to draw he's not going to be judgemental considering some of the stuff he's drawn in the past.
If anything you're giving him something to do and one less reason to kill himself.
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>>17056805
>okay-ish at best
whatchu mean tho?
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>>17056905
>>17056914
>>17056915
Im scared of commissions in general. Maybe I'll just give it some time
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>>17056928
What is it about them that scares you?
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>>17056928
I was once like that but honestly just do it. The sooner you do the quicker you'll come to realize that most artists are still people.

Plus nothing can beat that rush of seeing something from your imagination come to life.
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>>17056934
I don't know. The interaction with somebody as talented as an artist? I'm not sure. Besides, I'm a bit skiddish about spending personal money anyway.
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>>17056941
I probably should just do it. Just a little worried about it that's all.

Maybe I'll give it a good 3-4 weeks consideration.
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>>17056942
>Melon
>Talent
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>>17056888
>Chaos husbands aren't monsterboys
Okay
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>>17056942
Melon is super laid back, no reason to be scared. Most artists are pretty cool too and will let you know if they're uncomfortable with something in a non-judgemental way.

If you're worried about money though then it's probably for the best. That slope gets pretty slippery when it's covered in love juices.
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>>17056963
Anon I can't even draw anything past stick men.
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>>17054132
Shoggy butts drive me nuts
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>>17056718
What a cute goddess.
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>>17056970
It's nothing of a questionable nature or anything! Infact it's pretty vanilla. But yeah, just worries so I'll give it time to sink in before doing anything. Sorry anon. And thanks.
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>>17056942
You better be. I heard he doxxes everyone who commissioned him something he didn't like and killed them in their sleep
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>>17056976
Don't you just want her to rush over and fluster all over you making sure you're 'free of corruption' while her boobs smoosh against you?
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>>17056972
Soggy shoggy butts
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>>17056987
Only if her boobs smoosh against my penis. I heard the white milk that comes out symbolizes purity! Or was that paizuri? I can't remember!
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>>17056981
No worries dude.
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>>17056992
Soggy with mastah's love juices~
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>>17056970
It's all just a facade! He judges you all! And he's not laid back at all, he's actually super aggressive, you can trust me. I'm a anonymous internet user, why would I ever lie?
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>>17057007
Jokes on you im actually just suicidal and is using your commission ideas to draw pieces from my dreams about a world with monster girls gahahaha ._.
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>tfw Melon doesn't respond to your email for another comission
What have I done wrong senpai?
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>>17057016
wait what

email or dA cuz i aint seeing nothing
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>>17057029
Yes?
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>>17056987
Oh yes.

Especially if they're in my face.
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>>17057015

Fuckin do eet.

Call 'em Melon Musings or some sheet.

>>17057016
If it's for booty like that then Melon has committed a terrible sin.
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>>17057038
>Fussing and checking you for signs of corruption
>Can't hear what she's saying because your neck deep in wonderful heavenly boob valley
>She hugs you tight once she's sure you're okay and you're pretty sure you could fit a small car in here
>Comfy though
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>>17057039
>>17057016
nigga which one i aint seen any email i havent responded about comms send it again or summin.

inb4 wrong address
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>>17056964
Those are more just full on monsters
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>>17057029
I comissioned Melon senpai a couple of weeks ago for a Pharaoh. Afterwards sent him for another comission with money ready. Got no response. Just silence. ;_;.
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>>17057046
I'd probably end up falling asleep in those.

Or get a boner.
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>>17057062
Why not both? She'd be carrying you gently back to her home in the sky, lightly bouncing and jiggling around your head all the way.
Both sounds good.
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>>17057056
Okay senpai.
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>>17057073
Don't lewd little girls.
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>>17057072
...is she kidnapping me?
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>>17055691
>Anon is gardening, planting herbs and veg, all of the good stuff
>Finds a large rock while digging.
>Spends a good half hour or so digging it out
>It tuns out to be a ....large stone hand?
>Just before anon can decide what to do with it the owner of said had pulls her self out of the ground. the stone hand grabbing on to anons arm as she does it.
>You think you about to be raped, but all she does is rub a stone finger on you palm
>she must like the feeling
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>>17057061
Wait, i already sent you the finished pharaoh but i didnt get any email about a new comm. either it was wrong address or yahoo being a shit again
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>>17057058
Doesn't make it any better
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>>17057076
Don't be silly anon. Goddesses can't kidnap boys. She's just looking after you until she can be sure there's no corruption going on. A nice warm bath and a warm meal cooked by her bent over a fire in front of you should do the trick.
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>>17057079
I got the pics. Guess my email didn't send. Yahoo a shit. I'll send another later today. And I have money on hand this time, so no wait required for payment. Thanks bro.
>>17057075
Just try and stop me!
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>>17057087
Are we going to sleep in the same bed too?

Dammit I don't know if she's lewd or pure.
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>>17057094
Those are troubling thoughts to have, anon. She probably would want you to sleep right by her in bed to make sure as a result.
Lewd? There's nothing lewd about a goddess holding one of her faithful followers close to her divine heart. Even if that heart is buried under a veritable mountain of boobflesh. Now cuddle in close, anon. No sinful succubi will come to whisk you away in the night while you're safe in the goddesses bosom.
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Quick, post Raijus.
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>>17057092
If you're posting foxes like this.

Then please do lewd little girls
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>>17057105
But what happens if my boner pokes at her? Will she decide that the succubi must have gotten to me and "extract" the corruption?
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>>17057105
Stop it. I don't want a clingy girlfriend again!
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>>17057115
NO. Little girls are for headpats and giving life advice about how to woo that anon she likes in her history class. They are NOT FOR LEWD.
Their onee-san on the other hand is perfect for lewd.
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>tfw you will never have a kiss slut holstarus

imgur.com/jZVQ4j1
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>>17057142
Cute
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>>17057142
Being a kiss slut makes girls at least 1.5x better. Truly the best type.
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>first sandworm
>now khepri
Melon's on a roll with the desert girls.
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>>17057116
What a lewd thing to think, anon! You truly do need help.
She'd be very, very flustered and uncomfortable. She'd see you sleeping against her and notice it poking her and bite her lip while being unable to sleep. She may reach a hand down and gingerly prod it once or twice before shaking her head and telling herself to stop.
But then she'd wake up again, feel it still against her, and reach her hand down once more, worriedly making sure you're still asleep and drooling against her breast like usual, before ever so softly running her hand along your length through your pants, lightly gasping to herself as she does so, wondering just what it is that's making your body react like this before experimentally squeezing the tip a bit and silently gasping when she feels it throb in her divine hand.
You'd wake up to her not having gotten a single lick of sleep and quite out of sorts, looking at you in weird ways and awkwardly rubbing her legs together more than usual. Even if she doesn't know why she's doing that either.
>>17057122
What childish nonsense anon! She's pure! A pure goddess of light! Right?! You'll tell her she's pure, right?!
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>>17057182
>Pls come to desert
They are having a drough
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>Your uncle disappears and is declared dead after a time
>To your surprise he inherited something to you
>A notebook
>"Rape Note"

The Rules:
>The human whose name is written on this note will be raped
>To cast a rape, you must write the name of the person you wish to get raped while thinking of its face
>Within 60 seconds of writting the name, an average Succubus will appear, rape the human and take him to MGE world. Never to be seen again and effectively "eliminating" them.
>You have one minute to instead of a Succubus, write the monster girl race or races that will rape the victim. If you do so, they will show up.
>After that you have 10 minutes to write the circumstances of the rape. Time, place, the actions of the monster girls and other details. Everything is allowed and MGs will do what you write, as long as the victim is not killed. Any injury or damage the victim recieves will be healed upon being dragged to MGE world and the MG will resume the normal MGE rules of never injuring the victim.
>The circumstances of the rape can be manipulated to have multiple unammed people raped. For examply writing "X will get raped at 10:40 AM at school by an Amazon as an army of Amazons invade the school and rape the students." However, only named targets will be dragged to MGE world.
> It is possible to use the circumstances of rape to warp locations. For example, if the victim is in a building and you specify the victim will get raped at Wonderland, the entire building will be temporarily transported to wonderland. It is possible to use these warps to travel to the MGE world without being a named target of rape.
>If the victim is a male he will become the husband of the MG or MGs, if a woman she will instead get monsterized into one of the races that raped her.
>You can summon multiple MGs of any race, but the total number, for a single victim, can't ever exceed 10. Additional MGs after the 10th will not be summoned.
>You can summon any MGE MG race you wish, but you can't summon specific members of those races, like Druella or Merse.
>When summoning Lilims, it is adviced to be away from the victim. As looking directly at a Lilim will cause the owner of this note to be unable to resist and will end up writing his own name to get raped by a Lilim.
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>>17057182
He mentioned he hadn't done many desert mg's and khepri doesn't have that much art so here we are.
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>>17057189
Oh dear, it seems I have accidentally corrupted the pure girl.

I bet this was the Fallen God's plan all along huh?
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>>17057199
Anon this is too much power.
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>>17057206
Fallen God? Who's the Fallen God, anon? Sounds like someone who doesn't exist yet.
Now help her with her daily bath again. Don't worry about getting back to your home late, time doesn't pass in her realm.
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>>17057199
I'd summon all the oc lilims to rape the world.
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>>17057199
Well first, I'd get all the anons here their perfect waifus. Then I might do some other stuff, or just get my perfect waifu too.

If someone else had this power I could only hope that they're nice enough to send my Kobold waifu to rape me.
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>>17057203
Didn't he do Pharaoh and a ton of Anubis? Not that I'm complaining, Khepri are perfection.
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>>17057227
>I'd get all the anons here their perfect waifus.

Aww, you're too kind.
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>>17057199
I get into an interesting battle of wits with a police force agent trying to stop me then after that get into a much less interesting and less engaging battle of wits with a different police force agent who kinda catches me by circumstance and silly mistakes uncharacteristic of me

But then I write 'Dorome rapes me' in the book and have happy days with my cute muddy simplefu!
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>>17057229
Aint that the truth.
What flavor Khepris would you like to worship you, and how many?
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>>17057229
Yep but there are a few other girls who are kinda sparse on art.
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>>17057222
Oh no, I think bad things will soon happen.
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>>17057224
>You can summon any MGE MG race you wish, but you can't summon specific members of those races, like Druella or Merse.
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>>17057199
Give EVERY anon in these threads their waifu/favourite MG(s). Even shitters. Even NTR fags. Every anon. No anon left behind.

Not sure about the other factors.
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>>17057262
Even Hellhound protectionfags?
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>>17057258
Every lilim is an oc lilim, so either you can summon them all or you can't do it at all.
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>>17057271
Even Hellhound protection fags.
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>>17057273
You cant specify the Lilim. An OC might appear, you just have no control over which one appears.
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>>17057271
You again?
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>>17057241
Probably 6 Khepri.
>1st close to the profile who is a typical deredere teenage girl and never stops fawning over me
>2nd with slightly bigger breasts and longer hair, is the most mature of the group and does all the cooking
>3rd is a short and tsun Khepri who claims she only carries out my orders because I'm the king but shows her dere side when dicked
>4th and 5th are identical kuudere twins and act as guards in the throne room, both have long ponytails and are armed with spears
>6th is a clumsy girl with doraf proportions but what she lacks in personal coordination she makes up for in her ability to lead the maids in their tasks
I wouldn't mind having more but I'd feel extremely selfish not being able to pay my full attention to the 6 I like the most.
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>>17057294
>An OC might appear, you just have no control over which one appears.
>Victoria pops out
>You file a lawsuit to the tanuki who sold the Rape Note for false advertisement because isntead of raping she's just stabbing everyone
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>>17057199
Can't I just cast Dark Matter nukes in every place where there's an anon?
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>>17057262
>Even NTR fags
But isn't their waifu explicitly someone else's waifu?
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>>17057313
Mind Flayers for the lot.
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>>17057313
Nope. I'll specifically state that their waifu rapes them until they're cured of their horrible disease.
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>>17057199
You're not getting me that easily rape god. What's the catch? Monsters come to rape me at middle age? Impotence? Shit like this doesn't come free.
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>>17057199
How the fuck did my uncle got that shit? Why did he disappeared?

So many questions!
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>>17057313
I assumed he meant cucks who want their waifus fucked in front of them.
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>>17057332
What about the opposite where your waifu wants you to fuck other girls in front of her?
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>>17057353
Isn't that just a bicorn?
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>>17057353
Even Bicorns don't want that since they actively take part on training the girl alongside you.
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>>17057360
I want one that puts the bi in bicorn
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>>17057353
You mean dragons?
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>>17057366
No anon. Dragons are the girls that are clingy and greedy.
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>>17057189
>A pure goddess of light!
Pfft she's probably the most clingiest waifu ever. Not that I'm really complaining. After all I get to crush that heavenly ass every night.
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>>17057366
I didn't know griffons were allowed on the internet.
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>>17057241
Seven Khepri sisters the youngest six are muscled, toned, and have bodies that basically could win any Miss Desert Realm pageant.
The seventh, and oldest, is more matronly, and has a body built for breeding. She's the mother of the group and is the best cook and cleans up all the time after her sisters.
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>>17057372
>>17057374
Reminder that old dragons are into weird shit.
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>>17057391
Wolfus are love
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>>17057391
>[ ] Attack
>[ ] Run Away
>[x] Spray with water hose

Damn neighbors kids in my backyard again...
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>>17057399
I think she just wants you to get into her 'backyard' if you know what I mean.
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>>17057412
Seeing "backyard" applied to werewolves gave me nostalgia.
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>>17057271
What is your problem with them anyway? You seem so bitter for no good reason.
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>>17057391
i wouldnt mind her hunting me through the streets of yharnam
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>>17057374
I want her to put me in a reverse mating press until I beg for mercy. And then she can keep going while ara araing.
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>>17057453
>The sweet semen.
>Oh, it sings to me.
>It's enough to make a girl wet.
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>>17057391
Foolish wolfu. I got over my addiction already.
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>I got warned literally a minute ago for a post that was deleted yesterday that was caught up in the shitpost purge.
>"The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments."
>It was just a post about slime waifus
What the fuck.
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>>17057490
>>17057490
Would be perfect if they weren't monoeyes
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>>17057494
>mods hate slimes

Burn down 4chan
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>>17057423
Because it is pathetic, no one should enjoy being weak.
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>>17057497
but monoeyes are perfect
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>>17057512
What's pathetic is being butthurt over other anon's fantasies. I've noticed there's a couple of anons recently who do this.
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>>17056731
>>17056759
Agreed, the face is a bit derpy, but I'll take any tentacle on MG material I can get!
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>>17057526
This

Just let anons have their fantasies damn
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>>17057524
Perfectly stupid.
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>You will never feed a salamander your sausage
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>>17057512
No one should enjoy acting autistic either yet here we are.
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>>17057494
That's nothing, try getting banned for a several day old post in an archived thread.
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>>17057538
Get this lewd of salamanders off my Christian board.
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>>17056539

>>>/i/503713
>>>/i/503714

if someone can do my tweening animation assignment for me that'd be great
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>>17057512
Are you projecting?
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>>17057490
I want to dance with the right one while gazing into her eye. Source?
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>>17057568
And you say you haven't reasons to live...
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I'd like to see what a redheaded Hellhound looks like.
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>>17057568
Khepri nose looks kinda weird. Otherwise it looks pretty great.
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>>17057568
That's fucking hot. Nice work melon. Desert girls are olev.

>tweening

What?
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>>17057241
10 Khepris. All of them tall, muscles that make Minotaur and Jinkos blush. All of them warriors. Each Khepri is more muscular than the other.

They love to play "war games" to enhace their abilities to protect me. 5 Khepris defend, 5 Khepris raid.

If the defenders win I get to spend the night with them having gentle sex. If the attackers win, I spend the night being brutally raped by them.
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>>17057568
Is that a Sandworm and Khepri? Can't really tell who the one on the left is.
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>>17057583
muh style
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>>17057568
Hello boner, I didn't expect this but I'm glad you did it.
>>17057593
Sandworm, that's where the tentacles are coming from.
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>>17057584
animation lingo
basically you get a computer to move a picture for you from one point to another
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>>17057568
>that dialogue

Fucking lewd. That's a good sister in law. And that man has fine taste for having a Khepri crush
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>>17057593
in hindsight i forgot to add the hair and arm tats on sandworm, eh i'll do it for the pixiv batch later
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>>17057597
Why? What ya up to melon?
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>>17057595
I guess so. The sandworm and your other drawings had better noses though.
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>>17055304
Slugs a shit.
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>>17057599
Hair and arm tats?
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>>17057568
What a fine sister, helping her brother ascend to godhood and netting him a girlfriend or six in the process!
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>>17057602
I'd say he's up his nostrils with assignements and would rather draw or something.
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>>17057599
Link to your pixiv?
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>>17057596
Yeah that's what I assumed.
>>17057599
I still automatically assumed it was one, just needed to make sure.
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>>17057612
How about you since you're so assblasted about people wanting to be protected, you didn't even notice he's talking about a fucking game.
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>>17057568
Another fine commission piece done, just one more left from melon. Plus one other piece from a different artist.
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>>17057599
Link please.
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So what would a succ do If I said I want power or money instead of sex, I bet she would be shocked.
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>>17057602
im not melon i just know how to get around in adobe flash
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>>17057605
>making such a pointless, juvenile reply to an 11-hour-old post
What do you even get out of that?
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>>17057568
This is amazing. You're amazing melon.
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Can someone please post a link to the Khepri art?
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>>17057630
Then she will grant your wish, provided you fuck her
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>>17057657
Can't view /i/ or something?
https://i.imgur.com/WICKsym.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/CWrqwnH.jpg
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>>17057568
>>17057599
>>17057593

ech, i can do it right now why wait

http://imgur.com/a/bCdNx
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>>17057620
He's probably either the Hellhound shitposter back with new tactics or some faggot who thinks all relationships should be the guy being the strong one, even in a fantasy monstergirl setting.
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>>17057679
This is pretty exploitable,
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>>17057682
Relationships with protective MGs who are superior in strength are cute.
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>>17056200
>Not understanding how time paradoxes work
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>>17057671
Thanks, you are awesome.
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>>17057682
What Hellhound shitposter?
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>>17057682
I would wrestle with an oni just to see who will be on the top.
Life is like a competition you know.
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>>17057699
what
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>>17057709
Welcome to the threads newfriend
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>>17057701
I have no problem with that, as long as the guy trains to be stronger. It is when he accepts and likes being weak and likes the fact that she protects him, when it is unacceptable.
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Offering Fried Tofu to an Inari is 100% successful at removing their smugness.

Asking one to cook for you intensifies it, unless you're married to her. Then she'll ask you "Zipangu cooking, MGC cooking, or me?"
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>>17057730
Are you really that insecure?
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>>17057730
You're retarded.
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>>17057734
I'll take her because she looks like she can't cook worth shit.
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>>17057730
How tiny's your dick gotta be to be this insecure?
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>>17057734
>holding fried tofu just out of reach of a loli fox
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>>17057730
>everyone has to be a warrior
Nah.
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Snek in mask
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>>17057679
Thanks, amazing!
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>>17057771
Nice to see basilisk get more artwork.
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I've never really posted here before, but I'm a writer from /efg/ whose currently writing a story about childhood love in a world filled with humans and monster people. Any feedback is appreciated.

https://pastebin.com/M1By6hW8

Tags: [Gentle Femdom, Role Reversal, Light Yandere, Sappy/Romantic, Monster Girl, Lamia/Snake girl]
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>>17057771
Nice, more love for masked sneks.
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>>17057734
I choose tendies.
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>>17057771
What happened to her hands.
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>>17057771
Tell me about that snek!
Why does she wear a mask?
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>>17057764
>You'll never be the son of a tofu shop manager.
>You'll never be visited by the daughter of the local fox shrine, who haughtily demands your finest fried tofu.
>She'll never cutely pout when you explain that your father's out on delivery and you can't operate the fryer since you're too young.
>She'll never make you sit with her while she waits for your father to get home.
>You'll never become childhood friends with a Kitsune Ojou-sama when she finds she enjoys your company.
Does it hurt anon?
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>>17057780
You're not going to find or be given anything of value here.
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>>17057780
>monster people
mmm
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>>17057780
New blood? I'll give it a read for sure.
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>>17057798
This is simply not true
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>>17057780
>monster people
Might want to make sure there aren't any monster boys anon. People in this thread don't like that. Myself included.
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>>17057771
You commission that?
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>>17057780
Run away while you can. You can already see why
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>>17057797
ehh, I've felt worse.
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Personally I hate not being in control but that's just me. There are monsters built for my wants in life.
If I had my wish I'd have a monster thats OK with being submissive, like umi osho or a beaten orc/ lizardgirl.
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>>17057780
Not a fan of monster boys.

But I'll still give it a read!
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>>17057805
It really is, because anything even hinted at existing that the thread doesn't approve of gets you lambasted and chased out like an inquisitor on a pagan.
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>>17057769
You don't have to be a warrior, just fight when a threat comes and not hide behind her. Why the fuck would anyone do that?!
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>>17057816
But you'll never be surprised the next day when she comes in again to order fried tofu knowing full well your father's doing his deliveries around that time.
You'll never get to see her shyly suggest that the two of you sit on the porch and wait again.
You'll never get to experience being invited up to her manor because she wants to spend time with you.
You'll never get to experience her snuggling up against you during the town's festival fireworks.
You'll never get to lose your first kiss and your virginity to her on her 16th birthday in her manor as fireworks go off outside during the festival.
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>>17057792
She can polymorph them to regular human hands to avoid accidentally scratching you with those claws.

Then again I think people here would prefer her to leave it that way.
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>>17057815
Fucking stupid sexy smug cats.
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>>17057827
What the fuck does that have to do with feedback?

Complaining because of monsterboys is one thing, and helping him with how he writes is a different one that people has always done here.
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>>17057714
As in, that pic cropped like that just screams to be added to my smug anime girls folder.
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>>17057840
Thing is, I'm not that big a fan of lolis. I just thought it would be fun to tease one by making them reach for their tofu. Now if this were an ara ara fox sneaking in to spend time with me while my dad was away, then you'd have something.
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>>17057840
>16
Why is it always 16? Do you guys remember puberty? That shit had me looking to go at 14, easily.
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>>17057734
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>>17057780
I am opposed on principle to monsterboys and cant enjoy a story with them.

I will not read it but Im bot going to pretend your story is bad, trash or anything.

It is just not something I would enjoy.
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>>17057860
Anon, did you miss the part where you grow up with her and fall in love? I even left the implication that you were the same age as her in this scenario.

>>17057864
Because 16 is the gateway into adulthood.
Also because waiting for puberty doesn't account for growth immediately.
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>>17057771
Is that wedding veil? Someone has patrician taste

>>17057792
>>17057845
Her cute bird hands are one of her most charming assets, I don't know why someone would want her to morph them
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>>17057868
So if you caught a Kitsune doing this, would she be embarrassed and would you treat her to some irrumatio?
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>>17057881
>someone
That's ace from /monster/ commissioning all those wedding dress pics
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>>17057864
>Why is it always 16?
Because they are gay homos who haven't been released from the effects of a lifetime of normalfag propaganda yet.
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>>17057798
Fuck off Shoggocks, go cry in your Discord circlejerk
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>>17057881
Looks like a wedding outfit for her if the clothes are white. Can't wait to see this colored.

Basilisks are olev
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>>17057780
What is /efg/?
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>>17057883
It'd be hard not to spoil them if they asked nicely.
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>>17057798
I find more interesting how a couple of you will take any chance to talk shit about these threads but never fuck off.
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>>17057908
I meant in terms of writing feedback. Plenty of OC gets posted here, whether directly from the thread or not.
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>>17057916
I've seen people getting writing feedback, what's your point.
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>>17057908
Because faggots would rather be bitter in the things they dislike. Because they're retarded.

>waaaaaah the thread is bad

That kind of cancerous shit
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>>17057780
I forgot to mention about the story, it's fairly long so far, 70+ pages on Microsoft word
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>>17057568
>>17056539
More sandworm material! Fuckin A!
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Come on, dude.
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>>17056539
Sandworm is such a cutiepie
They work as so many different types of personalities too, I like how this one looks like a confident girly-girl
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I want to seduce Monsters with my cooking!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vZoLwc2ifc
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>>17057970
What would you cook? And for what MG?
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>>17057943
Not only are they cute, but they're also the comfiest wives/homes.
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>>17057970
Nice! I want to go to an Inari Cooking School and tell the Inari teacher I want to learn cooking to find a bodyguard girlfriend that protects me.

Then on graduation day, learn the teacher spread the word and my food stand is full of Jinkos, Hellhounds, Minotaurs and similar monster girls wanting to be my waifu.
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>>17057979
Maybe some really nice banana bread for a Kakuen.

Or something beer-battered for an Oni,
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>>17057984
And on that day, anon went to bed with a sore pelvis and exhausted tongue from all that ab licking.
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>>17057983
Just imagine coming back from in town with some foodstuffs and supplies in tow and finding a little inconspicuous white rock sticking out of the sand, only to gently rub it and poke the tip of it and have her rise her whole body out of the ground in all it's majesty swallowing you up
All with a massive booming 'Hubby is home!!!' crying out above the desert and a big wet hug from her main body and many undulating inner parts
Imagine the look of surprise and lust and happiness on her face when you reveal you bought her a nice magically-infused saliva proof sexy lingerie to wear
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>>17057984
You play a dangerous game anon. Even if you just pick one girl, the others might be heartbroken. Alteratively they won't take no for an answer, and you end up in the bottom of a harem of power MGs. They all cook good though.
>>17057988
Sounds delicious. And arousing.
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heldoge
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>>17057999
She looks like the kind of girl who'd kiss her boyfriend all over.
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>>17057999
I demand that those nipples be exposed because from the looks of it they're probably P U F F Y and S E N S I T I V E
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>>17057999
That's a cute hellhound. I just want to hug her.
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>>17057999
That thigh gap is made for pushing out Hellpups!
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>>17057999
That tongue is cute. Getting messy kissed by a doggo or wolf girl is a fantasy of mine.
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>>17057780
>Monster people
This is more in line with /tg/ than actual monstergirl stuff senpai.
>/efg/
Well that explains alot.
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>>17057970
What if a Monster seduces you with her cooking?
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>>17057992
Imagine the hot, slippery, passionate sex that will follow
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>>17058030
Don't trust ushi onis. They're scary.
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>>17058030
Unagi joros special technique.
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>>17058038
Kiss the cook
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>>17057780
Gave it a look and that prologue was fucking adorable. If the rest of it lives up to that then it's going to be a real treat.
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>>17058042
>Kiss the cock
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>>17058004
>>17058022
i bet hellhounds like to push their boyfriends over for some surprise sex and coating their faces with messy kisses because "they were being cute"
i wouldn't mind if a hellhound was wearing lipstick and left marks all over my face
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>>17058033
Just lewd squelching noises and being rubbed up with heavy pressure from all ends as she rides you and pours her saliva soaked tongue down your throat, hnnnngg
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>>17058045
I can't say myself if it lives up to any readers expectations, but from what little readerbase I've had, the reaction to the story in generally positive
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>>17058022
You gotta be careful. Once they start kissing and licking your face, you don't know when or if they'll ever stop!
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>>17058052
>>17058065
Hellhounds make the scariest kiss sluts.
They're strong enough to take what they crave whenever.
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>>17057999
My what a fluffy tail she has
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>>17058052
And if she starts to rub herself on me too that would be great.

>>17058065
But imagine how good it would feel, she would start licking all over my face and closed lips, then I start to open my mouth and put my tongue outside and she just keeps going at it.
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I hope there's more to a salamanders battle excitement then just her tail
Like her starting to laugh during the fight or she adds more moves to her style
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>>17058104
Salamanders are known berserkers. The more she likes the fight the wilder she gets.
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>>17058058
That and imagine her shrinking her outer shell to the point that the two of you are almost squished together, just enough room to keep the sex going, as if to reinforce the notion that you are going to cum inside her, whether you wanted to or not. Then as you finish, she pulls you in even deeper into her shell and gives you a deep and lengthy kiss, tightening up her shell as if it were hugging you as well.

Then as the two of you recover, she returns her shell to normal and the two of you cuddle up by spooning and watch a movie together on a waterproof TV that she keeps stored away. Patting her head on occasion as the two of you doze off.
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Plant tending
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>>17058069
And wherever, for that matter.
They're not a species that gives enough of a damn about appearances to decide against making out with you in public.
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isn't the hole point of bicorns is that she gets off on the "mix" of energy the husband has due to being with other women?
So isnt she just a woman that goes for triple flavour ice cream in stead of the unicorns vanilla?
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>>17057920
90% of it is Bollocks
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>>17058151
What did bollocks actually do wrong?
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>>17058115
I don't necessarily see her shrinking her shell while doing it, but rather just expanding her inner walls so that the same effect is achieved. Either way, that's exactly what I want and its perfect. Bonus points if you can feel her leaping up and down in and out of the sand while you're doing it wrapped up tight with her rapidly pumping her hips against you.
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Only 2 things left and my bingo list for the weekend thread is complete.
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>>17058155
Be a consistently unbearable little bitch.
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>>17058163
Some random people traveling across the desert see a giant worm wriggling up and down. They shake their heads and continue onward. The spice must flow.
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Gnome growing small fruit tree with a small smile on her face.
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>>17058174
My name is a killing word. And by killing, I mean orgasm. I'm saying, when my sandworm wife cries out my name, it means she's orgasming. This reference broke down.
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Press or not?
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>>17058171
Need a yuri shitstorm and what else?
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>>17058195
Futa I'd guess.
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>>17058174
https://i.imgur.com/sIUTFWP.png
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>>17058195
Mentioning either futa or a writefag who's name appears every other thread.
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>>17058194
Smash it with a fucking sledge hammer
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>>17058194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSV8hmj-qjs
I'd be on that button like stink on shit
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>>17058191
Lel.
>>17058204
Kawaii.
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>>17058194
What kind of turbo alp wouldn't press that button?
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>>17058194
Due to the presence of that "but" I feel like there should be come kind of contrast in desirability between the two effects. I'm just not seeing it.
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>>17058194
Is there supposed to be a downside?
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>>17058194
Yes. Yes. Yeeeesssss. Now I just have to save my virginity for my chosen waifus!
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>>17058179
>You will never gain power over earth being contracted to a Gnome
>You will never use that power to grow a apple tree as you first major project.
>you will never shell the first apple off the tree with her
>you will never see her eyes sparkle and the smile on her usually stoic face
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>>17057710
>I would wrestle with an oni just to see who will be on the top.
Here's a hint: Not you.

Unless you go full incubus
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>>17058194
Am I retarded or isn't there a downside?
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>>17058204
>Her voice projects out from her main mouth accidentally once
>"Kyaa! Anon, you're so rough when you stick it in from behind~!!!"
>Had to traverse to the opposite side of the infinite desert to avoid shame from then on
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>>17058252
It doesn't exactly say monstergirls. They could possibly be turned into furries
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>>17058260
This. You all are so easily swayed.
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>>17058252
Everyone furries
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>>17058252
They would be 3D and possibly furries
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>>17058260
>>17058262
2D female kemono is better than 3DPD
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>>17058209
Iron beast?
There seems to be a defence group for him lately.
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>>17058292
Can you at least not use off-topic reaction images?
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>>17058295
No. We're on page 10 with 98 pics left.
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>>17058194
P R E S S
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Regura just dropped a lewd https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAYDkl7U0AAeiBN.jpg
That bug(?) has the biggest horns I've ever seen
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>>17058301
>bug
that's some demon girl thing named Tiamat from the Fate mobile game
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>>17058292
Kemono is cute don't get me wrong but it's not the place for it.
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>>17052498
>tfw no twin mistresses
>one is a teasing and scheming ara ara type
>the other one is strict and warrior-like


Dark elves would be nice.
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>>17058310
Thanks
That game has some great monster girls
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What did you say to her, anon?
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>>17058351
A cat is fine too.
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>>17058351
Called her a fag
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>>17058351
Emotive tails and ears are the best.
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>>17058375
>that big ass
>red hair
>titties pointing up
wtf I love manticores now
>>17058379
Yes they are
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>>17058194
>Decide to mess around with this
>Get "You will have a beautiful wife and children, but you have to live in a future ruled by a demonic overlord."
This 'game' is uncanny.
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>>17058375
big poofy manes and ears like that are gonna get ruffled and touched
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>>17058310
>that's some demon girl thing named Tiamat
That thing had to have the concept of death altered just so she could be killed.
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>>17058401
>That underboob.
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>>17058351
Cancelled movie night because I got sick
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>>17058375
Is that a rare brown-maned Manticore? Their tailpussies are rumored to be even stronger than regular Manticores although they have less control over it
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>>17058428
What movie was it going to be?
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>>17058401
Do I need to alter the concept of tits just to get her nipples back?
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>>17058401
why do you have to kill such a qt
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>tfw you put in some work writing
>tfw it's a part that won't come up for a few more chapters
>tfw still stuck on the current chapter
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>>17058445
It's Mana, don't gotta explain shit.
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>>17058454
I see she speaks in only the most refined language.
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>>17058483
>Tiamat has the largest horns
>This girl has ridiculously large breasts and claws
Going large is a good way to attract potential mates but this is too much
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>>17058429
Author have the right to write what they want, but yeah, if monster boys are so minor and irrelevant.

Is there any reason to keep them?
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>>17057780
Cute! Can you do a story where a syccubus girl milks a male lamia of semen for medical testing next?
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>>17058194
Smash it like an Inquisitor.
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Time to hit the sauce again.
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>>17058714
No, not by any stretch. As unlikeable Alps and Furry MGs are, they are still furries. Monsterboys are an entirely different animal.
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We interrupt your regular scheduled autistic screeching to remind you to appreciate loli cows.
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>>17058741
They're adorable!
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>>17058741
What is it about large breasts that are so attractive to me? Is it the soft, supple flesh? The capacity for milk? The wellspring of life they offer?
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>>17058764
>When an anon pulls your arm
>But its to tell you he wants to sign a contract with you
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>>17058736
Latenight makes every girl top tier.
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which two monstergirls are likely to get in a guitar duel with each other?
possibly over a guy
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>>17058741
Is that even a cow? Am I about to be rused by some tit-imp?
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>>17058741
>loli

I feel like enough of a creep because of this damn Alice dream I had. That said, I've nothing against the cows. Perfect for spending all those lazy times together.
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>>17058741
>master1200
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>>17058783
Thunderbird.
I don't know what the other one would be, but Thunderbird.
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>>17058784
Country imps need love too.
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>>17058776
>>17058736
How does he make big girls 4me so goddamn sexy
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>>17058155
Basically what >>17058172 said with some added stuff like

>Shit tier writing that makes Ahobaka look like a literary genius
>Constant vocal vendetta with other namefaggots like ELH and Bob previously
>Constant attentionwhoring
>Constant shitposting about the thread never offering help on anything
>Constantly complaining about the stigma attached to his name
>Being a fucking faggot who only likes girls like Manticore and Apophi because they're flavor of the month
>Constantly spams ad nauseum greentexts that're fucking terrible
>Is basically the Condiment King to somebody like Silent_II's Batman
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>>17058786
Tell us about that dream, Anon.
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>>17058800
Gandharva?
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>>17058816
Second.
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>>17058784
>loud imp sweating
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>>17058783
Gandharva, Raiju or Thunder Bird

pick 2
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>>17058818
>>17058830
Gandharva seem kinda mellow for a guitar duel.
Maybe a Dragon?
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>>17058830
Devil, too.

Because she went down to Georgia.
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>>17058805
Because true patricians of taste prefer women who are not only absurdly tall (within reason, we're talking maybe 8 - 9' at most for vanilla tall girls) but also able to destroy the bedroom during combat by fuck.
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I feel I shouldn't ask this question but, what would happen if 2 men entered a Khepri ruin at the same time?
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>>17058844
boner pls no
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>>17058835
How do they play guitar with wings?
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>>17058844
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
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>>17058856
They have built in guitar picks, anon.
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>>17058844
Shame that was MMF bullshit.
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>>17058845
They cart one off to their cousins ruins.
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>>17058844
Being a 3' kid and getting raped by a 12' would be a fun experience.
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>>17058844
that doujin was awful and it's sad that those oni were wasted on it
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>>17058872
Be careful what you wish for
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>>17058897
That's why 7ft. is forever the magic number.
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>>17058869
It was more like femdom outside the hugbox. I enjoyed it.
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>>17058897
>But I've always has a dream of being buried between a huge woman's boobs, so I gave it a shot.
Somebody give this man a medal.
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>>17058897
Oh god it's worse then I thought. Maybe making her a little bit bigger so I'd be knee high would be more fun.
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>>17058904
This
>People doubt the magic 7
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>>17058904
I prefer the size of Vrykul women, which would roughly be 9'5 - 10'. I like my snu-snu don't judge me.
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>>17058897
I think having my head any lower than tit level would be too tall for me
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>>17058916
>Vrykul
Why not the vastly superior Val'kyr?

Or the Kvaldir?
>You'll never fuck a Kvaldir on a misty beach while her damp green hair clings to you
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>>17058921
If you're not a manlet, her tits should rest perfectly atop your head.
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>>17058897
Must be weird to have your dick be the same size as your wife's toe.
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>>17058741
>loli cows.
no such thing, only big cows
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>>17058933
I'd prefer it so that when we hugged standing up my cheekbone rests on her shoulder
I'm 5'10 so thats probably in the low 7 foot range
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>>17058905
It was mmf and shitty femdom aka they turn sub because of reasons.

As the other anons said, a waste.
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>>17058897
as a 5'6 midget all i can say is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
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>>17058972
>as a 5'6 midget
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>>17058927
>Kvaldir
Ehhhhhh. The only time I could imagine a scenario like that is ripping off Conan.

Either way, not worth the time or effort to imagine bruising, briney kisses from what'd be a "wee lassie" of the sea, her hair matted from the water and the mists swirling about.
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>>17058816
>>17058820
I'll be brief, Mr. Hansen

>Lying on a couch. Dead tired
>Start to doze off
>Alice wanders in. Petite in size; innocent in demeanor
>Tries to wake me up
>Too tired to respond.
>She climbs up on me to wake me up, straddling my hips
>pushes on my chest, her lower half bouncing slightly as she tries to stir me awake
>When that doesn't work, she decides to make the most of it
>Leans in to kiss me
>She winds up placing several light kisses around my face, her hips grinding forward to help her compensate for the height difference
>Eventually falls asleep on top of me, tail stroking my thigh as I start to come to
>I can feel that her panties are pretty much drenched at this point
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>>17059026
You're not some sub 6' lilliputian, are you, Anon?
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>>17059057
That's about as cute as a rapebait loli succubutt gets. Your subconscious is pretty good.
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>>17059055
>No underwater rape from a Kvaldir lass who's caught you unawares in some net, and fer you air in misty kisses, her emerald eyes sparkling at the prey before her
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>"I'm going to fuck your ass so full that you'll taste cum for a week."
How does your wife respond?
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>>17059090
Too tired to give a proper response.
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>>17059103
>Pants and moans in Eldritch
>"O-o-h m-a-s-t-a-h, s-o n-a-u-g-h-t-y-!!!"
>Bends over and spreads herself while subconsciously making bindings and chains and gags on herself to hold her down
>Constant stream of her whispering and panting 'Finally~ Finally~ Finally~'
I think she's taking it well.
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>>17059120
Stupid kinky chaos maids.
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>>17059120
I like your meido, anon. She sounds like a great servicelady.
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>>17059133
>>17059142
She's fantastic! She can't help but be subby though. I suppose its in her nature. Even if pointing out that she's in control of her chains and gags and stuff and therefore could get out at any time makes her pout.
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Waifus and Daughterus are great but you can't forget about the last piece of the family.

What would raising a son(s) with your waifu be like? Would your waifu be a doting or tough love kind of mom? How would your daughterus take to him as their onii-chan/new otouto?

How would your son(s) take after your waifu? Would he have her eyes or something? Would his personality and talents be effected by the species of his mom?
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>>17059120
It'd be nice to indulge in choking fantasies with a slime. They really are great subs.
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>>17059155
Monstergirls can't have sons dummy
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>>17059162

Let's just say the Demon Lord accomplishes her goal and having sons is now possible.
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>>17059162
Only in MGE and, even there, that's not forever.
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>>17059156
I hold fast that the best slimes are the ones who are good at acting.
I'd love a loving choking session with my Shoggy, seeing her look up with heartpupils as she sputters and shakes a bit against my hands around her. Hobejesus its giving me goosebumps.
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>>17057780
It was okay.
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>>17059162
Yet
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Smol update to Pirate's life, with Cheshire chicanery and Tanuki bullying
https://pastebin.com/8X8kJyz5
line 478
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>>17059103
>"I guess the taste was starting to fade from last Tuesday. Well, what are you waiting for?"
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I don't want the Demon Lord to win.
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>>17059182
Oh, shit I didn't realize you'd started this
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>>17059186
Only human girls think this.
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>>17059182
>Tanuki bullying
Aw yes.
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I wonder if KC even wants male incubi to be born? Why place the MGE setting in this time period? Why not in the future where the DL has already won, have the fact that for a time only daughters were able to be born as a footnote in history.
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>>17059192
But I'm not a woman.
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>>17059197
So that 「YOU」 can insert yourself into the setting more easily.
Presumably, you are not an incubus yet.
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>>17059171
I was thinking more along the lines of approaching her as she lay backwards on the bed, with her head tilted over the side and facefucking her while you squeeze your hands tightly around the bulge trying to poke out her neck.
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>>17059202
Well you think like a girl.
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>>17059202
Y e t
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>>17059186

What happens when the Demon Lord wins?
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>>17059213
That doesn't make sense.

>>17059214
I am not a homosexual, anon.
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>>17059186
Is that so?
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>>17059221
Human girls have the most to lose from the DL winning.
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>>17059215
Monsters can give birth to human sons, men are incubi, unification of human and monster society.
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>>17059211
>Her 'throat' clenching sporadically and milking your dick extra desperately
>Little raspy noises as she places her hands on your arms and gazes up at you
>Eyes rolling back a little bit as she pushes her head even deeper so its almost deforming her face against your pelvis in her deepthroat
Now you're talking, anon. You're right on the money.
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>>17059215
Complete Global Saturation
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>>17059228
Why? They'd actually get a chance to not be shit.
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>>17059226
Yes.

>>17059228
I don't have anything to lose from the DL winning, I just don't want her to. I'd prefer if a faction that wasn't so radical would win.
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>>17059243
They just want to save the world.
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>>17059248
Ruling the world with a lewd fist isn't saving it, it's just a slightly better version of what the Chief God wants.
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>>17059103
Is that a bet?
>barebacks on top with a smug smirk
>leglocks just so the shocks hit harder.
>Screams 'faster, faster' and electric puns like 'discharge inside me'
>petting her only makes her ride it more and cause more static.
>her moans get more crazy for every time cum inside. Of which she makes sure there's a lot.
>by the end of all that crazy genki dom she's an ahaegao'd nympho who orgasms from the slightest touch
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>>17059256
On top of that she can always take the sensation of your time together and effectively relive it. As many times as she wants.
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>>17059255
>slightly
>Chief god puts humanity in a neverending ese against horrible monsters
>Demon Lord creates world of love and peace

>inb4 humanity won't exist anymore
Incubi are human
>inb4 incubi are not human
KC confirmed the DL will create safe zones where humans can live safely without getting corrupted and being protected by her army
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>>17059284
>ese
War*

What the fuck is my phone doing
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>>17059284
So humanity will either be culled whenever they get too strong by the Chief God or treated like cattle by the Demon Lord. This is like picking between Law and Chaos.
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>>17059284
Living in a human preserve is also questionable.
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>>17059190
yup yup, it's just gone slowly over the semester because of work and all that stuff
>>17059194
Something about a smug nuki, I don't know why, because they're not very muscley, which is what I like
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>>17059309
Or you could just be an incubus.
It's the least I could do for my waifu.
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>>17059309
Why? It's great.
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>>17059274
>go too far and you have to try to snap her out of it as she breaks from an endless cycle of her own lightning induced orgasms.
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>>17059297
But the neutral path will just create the normal human world.
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>>17059316
>yup yup, it's just gone slowly over the semester because of work and all that stuff
Nice, I look forward to more. And, uh... May-koh? Really?
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>>17059326
>she zaps YOU with it instead
Someone needs to stop these fiends!
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>>17059197
KC doesn't find it as interesting. Adventuring becomes extremely rare in a world where the Demon Lord has already won.
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>>17059331
I take suggestions from the thread, and sometimes I utilize silly ones like naming a shark Meiko
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>>17059297
>>17059309
Freedom is overrated. This way humans don't have to worry about anything and monstergirls can pick between any guy who wants to leave the safe zone.

>cattle
I don't think so, they truly care for humans after all.
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>Kikimora hired by well meaning but ignorant couple to care for their young son
>Think it's cute how she calls him "young master"
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>>17059339
I wonder what stops them from fucking thier own mates and themselves into a mindbroken slut. They want it hard and fast inside them but playing soft omly excites them into it. Rubbers clearly wouldent be it and thats just an insult.
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>>17059356
I had a story idea about this once.
Kid and his Kiki maid go out shopping and they come back to some Batman moment where the kid swears vengeance and the Kiki has to be his new mother.
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>>17059353
It's not as if the radical factions disappeared overnight. There will always be monsters who want what they can't have. It's a dystopia at best.
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>>17059371
So the kiki did it.
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>>17059330
It's better than the other options.
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>>17059344
>Adventuring becomes extremely rare in a world where the Demon Lord has already won.
Why? There's more mamono mana. I bet you can take commissions to put down all manner of corrupted beastie.

Like, boars are already pretty scary. Not to mention when one's the size of a truck and it needs a ballista to pierce it's hide, forget crossbows.

I bet even your typical rpg dungeons exist, where mamono mana sinks and pools in cave systems. Tonnes of adventure to be had.

I mean, all the dragons have tits now, so you can't kill them, but on the upside, now monitors look like wingless dragons of yore
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>>17059339
That Raiju is packing some big D batteries.
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>>17059366
If you're plain human, you just pass out.
If you've become an incubus, you can actually handle it and get to fully experience it without getting KO'd. They're monsters, so they can certainly handle it.

So basically you adapt to it and get to ride the lightning with them to ordinarily unthinkable highs.
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>>17059385
Imagine the capacitance of those puppies.
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>>17059385
All the more energy to love violently with.
>>17059393
Obviously theyre genki enough to want thier mate to ride it through daily practice. But do raiju have a caring side?
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I want to keep my Kikimora maid practically perpetually pregnant.
Maybe I'll knock our daughters up too when they get old enough. Depends.
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>>17059371
Now I'm sad.
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>>17059406
I imagine they would, especially in the afterglow after they short-circuit themselves and their husbands.
With both parties worn out, they could cuddle up to their husband and let a low current pass through them, just enough to cause a generally pleasant sensation.
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>>17059346
Either way, good stuff. Also is it just me or has the Tanuki's character changed? She seemed completely different 'welcoming' him back onto the boat to how he behaved when first meeting him.
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>>17059473
She's always given him a bit of shit and made lewd comments, she's just getting more bold by seeing him in a nice suit with a stack of bills in his pocket
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>>17059483
>she's just getting more bold by seeing him in a nice suit with a stack of bills in his pocket
Ah, yep. That'll do it. Sasuga Tanuki. Sorry, I'm a little slow.
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>>17059428
>House and parents are only a smoldering pile of ash
>Everything suddenly taken from him before he even knew what happened, he was in disbelief
>He reaches forward, desperately grabbing at the air, hoping to feel something that isn't there
>Suddenly, he's embraced by his Kikimora
>She's practically crushing him, but he can hear her painful crying
>Of course, they were her family as well, and the kid realizes just how close his maid has always been to all of them
>He reaches out to console her, but only finds himself blinded by his own tears
>They cry in each other's arms
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>>17059486
I kind of made myself laugh by saying that she could smell money on him and knew they were Euros
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I could really go​ for an arachne right now. A nice spider girl to tie me up and tease me for hours on end.
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>>17059525
be careful what you wish for
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>>17059492
So she becomes the Alfred to his Batman?
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>>17059533
If batman swore revenge against electrical fires.
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>>17059542
There have been much, much stranger hero motivations.
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>>17059530
I said teased, not persecuted.
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>>17059530
I bet she'd tease her husbando by getting close and showing off her body without actually touching him.
She'd make him beg for it.
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>>17059533
>Kid grows up to be superhero
>Best friend turns into villain and breaks his back
>Kikimora takes concentrated spirit energy to defend her charge
>"I am so disappointed in you"
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>>17059557
>implying you get a choice
>>17059562
hawt
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>>17059564
Go away /co/
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>>17059564
I don't follow capeshit, how did Alfred manage this? was there some kryptonite present?
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All flesh is grass.
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[Spoiler]trading cards in mgc[/spoiler]
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>>17059566
She'd probably make you tell her every single dirty thing you want her to do to you with her lewd body, and then when you're broken down and begging her she'll do it.

>>17059570
Some sort of super steroid.
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>>17059570
Super soldier pill
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>>17059577
MGETCG
G
E
T
C
G
Not even once
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>Ara ara samurai~
>wouldn't you rather pick my younger daughter?
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good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, buy those Loli Ratataskyr's news paper for a quarter and try to ignore how disturbingly accurate it is regarding you
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>>17059587
I must go now. My planet needs me.
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>>17059582
But imagine a bunch of monstergirls at an MGC elementary school crowding around and playing a TCG with cards based on famous monstergirls and figures from the other world.
Imagine them losing their shit when one bookish kobold suddenly getting smug when she clutches out a victory over the best player in class when she reveals that she has the incredibly rare Monster Lord's Hero card.
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>>17059581
Gotcha
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>>17059591
>Now Anons have to compete with 2D Chads for their waifus
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>>17059591
I remember as a child when some super rare shiny Pokemon card fell under this porch at school that you couldn't get under and everybody tried to get it by putting sticks in between the floorboards. We were at it for weeks. Then somebody got it while I wasn't around and I never found out what exactly it was.
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>>17059594
Anon, it's just a trading card.
If you're that insecure over a trading card game for little kids then maybe you weren't meant for a long term relationship.
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>>17059599
>just a trading card
Not for Trumparts.
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>>17059579
>She'd probably make you tell her every single dirty thing you want her to do to you with her lewd body, and then when you're broken down and begging her she'll do it.

Oh fug, my dick isn't ready for this
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>Shoggoth practicing different forms and sexy come-ons in the mirror with accents and mannerisms matching her different forms and outfits
>"Like, cmon mastah, lemme suck your cock real good, I like, totally need it!"
>"Ara ara, such a precious little mastah. Does mastah want to take a bath with mommy, ufufu~"
>"On your knees, naughty little slutty mastah. You've been very, very bad, and your maid needs to whip all you until aaall the bad comes out~"
>"Uwa! Onee-chan, do you want to pway wif me? Pway with little sisters body onee-chan!"
>Suddenly she senses mastah walking up the path to the front door
>Swoons and assumes her normal form before materializing downstairs right as he comes through the door
>'Hello, Shog. How was your day?'
>She so nervous whenever she actually sees him she just gives her smile and makes little inward sighs
>He chuckles and shakes his head smiling, patting her head before walking off to the study like always
>Swoons and thinks to herself as he walks off and she takes his coat and hat
>(Next time... next time I'll seduce mastah!)
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>>17059587
>something something unspeakable lust
>something something samurai with divorce papers
>something something before final signature, opened a portal
>something something future where our marriage is law and future that is Aku
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>>17059604
Trumparts don't have the ability to travel into cards anon, that's just their personal card.

>>17059605
Is your dick ready for feeling her plump breasts press against your back as she reaches down and starts gently rubbing your crotch and telling you to just give in to her in a breathy voice?
Are you ready for the ear licking and nibbling that comes with it?
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>>17059579
>She'd probably make you tell her every single dirty thing you want her to do to you with her lewd body

>tfw you're such a shy virgin you wouldn't know where to begin
>tfw she loves that answer most of all
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>>17059616
>"Fufufufuu~ Don't know where to begin huh? Then I guess we'll just have to do it all~"
>"I'm gonna break you, and you're going to love every second of it~"
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Chocolate ice cream!
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>>17059615
>ear nibbling
hnnnnnnngggghhhh
>>17059616
>>17059620
spooders pls stahp
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>>17059625
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>>17059609
I want to tease a Shoggoth!
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>>17059609
Cute, except for the lispy one. That would be a long night.
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>>17059613
>divorce papers
Why tho?
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>>17059638
Do not! Do not tease! Love! Love the Shoggoth!
>>17059639
She's just experimenting, Anon. She's certain she'll find out the perfect kink that will turn mastah on more than anything else, she just has to keep trying hard!
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>>17059609
>Onee-chan
Anon...
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>>17059625
You're going to be teased and molested by a lewd spider and you're going to like it!
What flavor would you prefer? Default,
Large Breed, Long Legs or Small Breed?
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>>17059645
She's still learning, hush hush.
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>>17059609
Love to see her as insecure and vulnerable
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>>17059651
Are there muscle spiders?
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>>17059660
That'd be the Large Breed.
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>>17059660
Oh yeah, you mirin'?
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>>17059665
To me, the Ushi oni is more about rape train than teasing and molesting
>>17059662
I'm a slut for muscles
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>>17059640
How else are you gonna marry the daughter?
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>>17059665
She really looks like she would fit right into Hyrule.
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>>17059666
So you want a big buff Arachne to make you beg to be her personal little slut? I bet you want her to wrap her pedipalp legs around your head and force you to lick her abs while teasing you the whole time.
And then you notice your head's being forced down lower and lower until your mouth is lined up with her pussy.
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>>17059657
>"O-oh! Mastah! Y-you snuck in without me noticing?!"
>"Mastah... y-you weren't supposed to see me like this, I... I was just practicing some... um..."
>"W-whats that? I don't need to practice?! But mastah, that's wrong, I don't... I'm not good enough as is for you..."
>"The other maids around town are all perky or good at tempting you or are beautiful but I'm just... I'm just some ugly monster to you, aren't I?"
>"Sniff... You'd never make eyes at me the way other mastahs would make at their maids... I'm hideous, aren't I?! I'm worthless as a maid to you, aren't I mastah!"
>"Sniff... w-why are you holding me, mastah? W-what are..."
>"Mastah... you really think I'm... I'm beautiful? That can't be right, mastah, you're just being nice because... Mmn?! Mmmnn..."
>"Mmmn... o-oh mastah... I've wanted to taste your lips for so long... b-but you truly think I'm good enough for you? Mnn... y-you want to do what with me?! M-mastah! Ooh, mastah... I want that more than anything in the world... come mastah... do whatever you want to your maid, mastah... make me feel beautiful with your strong, handsome body mast-"
>She senses the door opening yet again downstairs and rushes off to break from her fantasy and greet mastah as she always does
>She doesn't know he could hear her from through the window this time
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>>17059670
I kind of want this, yes
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>>17058321
Cute Anu-Pharaoh.
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>>17059674
Then you wouldn't mind her picking you up and taking you to her home so she can web you up into a pseudo exercise pulley and get gains while sucking your dick?
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>>17059689
I especially want a muscled monster to work sex with me into her workout program
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>>17055861
Nice.
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>>17059689
Don't forget about the post-workout shower
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>>17059672
And just like that, I'm down a load
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>>17059571
Gross but also very cute I have to say.
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>>17059700
>Shog laying on her back on the bed, breathing heavily
>Her 'outfit' is torn open, revealing her pert breasts, tight tummy, wide hips, wild 'hair'
>all stained white from you absolutely going to town on her
>She looks up with wet eyes, panting as she trembles out in a whisper
>"A-am I beautiful, anon?"
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>>17054207
>Silent_II's
Link, please? Please anon I need more shog in my life.
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>>17059692
I'd probably include a lot of lifting and sucking.

>>17059695
>Post workout shower with a Large Breed Arachne.
>Her massive tits jiggling as she takes off her belt bra.
>Her hair sinking down as it gets wet.
>The sight of her sun kissed skin and wonderful abs glistening with water as she seductively gestures to anon to come and help her suds up.
No muscle slut's dick was meant to withstand this.
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>>17059710
https://pastebin.com/ntCLsHnc
Enjoy, its fantastic in my opinion. Captures her as canon to a T even with a few cheeky Lovecraft references.
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>>17059672
Shogs are hard to sneak up on. Too many eyes.
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>>17059714
The barely restrained lust is really nice. Quivering tentacles and all that.
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>>17059719
That's the beautiful thing, anon.
Of course you could never ACTUALLY sneak up on Shog.
She knows where you are at all times.
What you're doing. What you're thinking.
She also knows its trivial practicing anything.
She knows just what you want.
What you need.
She just pretends these things these ways to make her mastah feel at ease.
Just to help him feel happy and comfortable.
Because she knows its what he likes. What he wants.
Because Shog knows everything, anon. Sees everything. IS everything.
S I L L Y M A S T A H
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>>17059707
One more load to give her a smile that lasts a full week
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>>17059730
Yeah, probably wins the award for most erotic fork usage in fiction in my book.
>>17059737
That Shog is gonna have a smile from temple to temple and it'll feel like the whole house is singing when you walk in the door.
She'll probably skip around for weeks and twirl and dance when doing her chores and preparing your meals and baths. Full disney mode. That's gonna be the happiest maid ever for at least a month.
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>>17059736
Yeah, fuck you too. God damn Shogs.
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>>17056539
Sandworm pool? Pretty inventive.
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You know what I want? I want to be in a town that gets over run with monsters and caught by some succubus/demon/dark mage, who then uses me and herself to give a demonstration on various sex things to all the newly turned townies.
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>>17059788
You could be a model for an art class instead. Same job, except you get paid.
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>>17057679
>dead link
NOOOOO

what'd I miss?
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>>17059746
Just as long as I can be the reason her heart spot shines so bright
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>>17059788
>You know what I want?
No, and I don't give a fuck.
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>>17059801
She'll paint little hearts and 'I <3 U' in herself and the walls when you're around, and her heart spot will radiate like a second sun.
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School is getting out soon for little daughterus. What are you going to do with your little girl over the summer?
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>>17059864
Oh anon, you don't even know.
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>>17059644
I'm going to tease a Shog sexually. I'm going to smack her butt and deny her my dick until she's on her knees begging for it.
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>>17059882
cute
Is he still dying from not eating?
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pink
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>>17059900
He never was.
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>>17059894
You're the real monster!
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>>17059901
Blue-ish purple!
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>>17059901
cute
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>>17059907
No, pink.
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>>17059904
You see this? I'm gonna smack that ass!
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>>17059917
Such a mean mastah! Keeping her begging and putting herself in lewd, slovenly positions with wild eyes begging you to knock her up and shoot your seed all over and inside her, forcing her to tell you all sorts of depraved and degrading things to desperately try to turn you on and get you to fuck her. Shameful!
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>>17059736
I want to be scared of Shoggoths but they're just so cute!
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>>17059920
I'm gonna shoot so many loads inside of her that she won't be able to absorb them all right away! She'll be left an ahegaoing mess!
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>>17059926
Cute like a little adorable dying nebula!
>>17059928
>Shog so filled with mastah's cum its leaking out of multiple mouths on her
>she's twitching with her eyes rolled back, the whole house unstable and vibrating softly as she burbles out a 'm-mastah... l-love...' through moans of aftershock orgasms
>mouth curls up into the most satisfied smile as she begins the long process of absorption and gyrates her hips below her
>wake up the next morning to find your house is now a mansion with amazing furnishings and all sorts of accessories that make living easier
Nice going anon, hope you like explaining to your guests how your house suddenly received a massive upgrade!
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>>17059941
O L E V
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>>17059941
I'll tell them I won the lottery, while kissing Shog's cheek and discreetly telling her that if she ever tempts master again she'd better be prepared for the consequences.
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>>17059864
I don't know anon, I never really thought about that. There would be a lot more time for some comfy and/or lewd father/daughteru time so we'd have to come up with lots of ideas and stuff. Maybe she'd go to Sabbath Scout camp or something for a few weeks too so her mother and I could have some alone time too!

There would also be a nice long beach vacation for the three of us somewhere in there as well.
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>>17059949
Would you show off to your guests by grabbing your Shog and putting her in your lap while you deeply kiss her?

This is what makes the shoggoth's Eldritch core overheat.
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>>17059864
My waifu has a schedule planned for the funnest activities and things she'd like to do on our vacation!
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>>17059944
TEKELI-O L E V!
>>17059949
But she's absolutely primed for it now, anon. She'll be in the kitchen staring at the refrigerator like she usually does at 2:30 and you'll walk in behind her, and she'll think of when you bent her over the bed from behind and fucked her so hard she felt like she was gonna dematerialize. She'll start trembling and won't want to turn around for fear that she'll betray her intense arousal, only to keep her butt facing you as a result, which she'll unconsciously start sticking out towards you, her dress getting shorter and shorter revealing more and more supple slimy booty. But its not her fault! Its yours for being such a naughty scandalous mastah!
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>>17059957
Absolutely. Then I'd have her do some chores or else the guests will get a little uncomfortable with us getting frisky.
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>>17059957
>Shoggoth just straight up straddled in her mastah's lap and riding him while whimpering and moaning
>all while guests are awkwardly there in the living room with you
>Tell them it's nothing and ask how things are going for them
>She doesn't stop, and you even give her supple ass an occasional spank or push her head into your neck for her to lick and nibble at, which just makes her whimper and cum more on top of you
If you're gonna be a weirdo anyway for marrying a Shog, might as well embrace it I say!
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>>17059967
I bet once they're gone she'd be waiting in the bath spread legged and just finishing up putting whip cream on her private areas.
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>>17059967
Well if you sent her away, remember to give her a light spank on the slimy rear. Maids love that.

>>17059968
Keep going until she moans out in ecstasy?

>>17059963
Poor shoggoth, she's always thinking of that time mastah ravaged her like an animal. The only question is, does mastah accept the maid's offer?

>like she always does at 2:30

Cute!
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>>17059994
>"Ah! Its 4:30! I'm almost late to make dinner!"
>Making dinner is just her staring at the stove for a half hour
>"Sigh... where does the time go~"
And I think mastah does accept her offer. I think he pins her against the refrigerator, spreads her legs, and fucks her ass against it right there while nibbling her ear and telling her what a naughty sexy maid she is who needs to be punished.
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>>17059994
Why stop there? Keep going until the guests leave. Guests? What guests? Who needs them when you're getting ridden by a moaning, ahegaoing sultry sexy maidwife shoving her tits in your face and slamming her fat butt on your thighs? There were never any guests. Probably.
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>>17060005
What an odd but lewd maid! Always ready to please mastah.

>>17060007
>"Mastah loves his maid~"

She'll do you for hours until the "guests" have to leave, faces all blushed red from how the noble mastah treats his poor servant.
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>>17060005
I wonder what a Shoggoth's skin would taste like if I licked her atleast once.
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>>17060022
>"Mastah loves his maid~"
I'd love if she just repeated that again and again and again in between moans as she rode me with reckless abandon, guests or time be damned.
>>17060099
That depends. Does she know it's coming? She'll make it taste like the most amazing mind-expanding thing ever.
Does she not know it's coming? It will taste still like the most mind-expanding thing ever, but it's taste will be literally indescribable. The Flavour out of Space.
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>>17060099
Grape jelly and forbidden knowledge.
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>>17059907
>Blue-ish purple
Isn't that just indigo?
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>>17060106
It'll taste like the passage of time if you lick her unexpectedly.

>he thinks he can sneak up on T h e S h o g
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>>17060099
>when anon has a better ass than the girl
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>>17060124
But imagine if you somehow did
>Writhing suddenly on the floor, mind traversing dimensions, consciousness in the ether, frothing at the mouth
>Meanwhile, Shog is just blushing and kyaaing, saying how mastah is such a sneaky mastah~
He'll be fine.
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>>17059900
Huh? He always has been able to eat, he just has to be close to Honolulu first. Where did you get the idea that he just refused to ear period?
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>>17060131
>Oh my god it's full of tits and ass.
Falling into madness isn't what it used to be.
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>>17060157
from this
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>>17060169
Sasuga, believes every image with a caption that he reads on the internet-kun
Let this be a learning experience for you and if you care to, take a five second google search to see if that's true
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>>17060176
But in all seriousness take this poster's advice and google things before you consider it to be true. Making the assumption that an image macro is true by default will lead you to getting duped by alot of jokers.
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>>17060099
It would taste like blue
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>>17059968
>TFW you're trying to open up to your brother about the incurable disease that's eating away at your magical circuit and essentially burning away your very soul, meaning there won't even be enough left for a Lich to raise when it finally kills you... aaaand, he's balls-deep in his maid.
>Which is also his house.
>And the chair your sitting on.
>And the bathroom down the hall, now that you think about it, though you'd prefer not to.
>Honestly, he COULD'VE just given ya some lame excuse, hell, he could've just come out and said "Sorry, man, I'm kinda about to fuck my wife.", that would've been fine.
>But no. He had to invite you in. Enthusiastically. Because chaos makes you think in weird ways.
>Oh well, you'll just leave him a note in the kitchen or something and be on your way.
>...After the little Shog (Shogling?) that led you there is done with you.
>She could be your niece, she could be another extension of your sister-in law like everything else in this damned house; the only thing you know is that she's making brownies. And you're helping.
>Hey, just because you're dying, doesn't mean you can tell a four-year-old (or at least, something that LOOKS like a four-year-old) that you don't have time to sit down and play with an old Easybake Oven with her.
>If that is an Easybake Oven.
>And if she's not just your sister-in-law, who is also the house. And also loudly fucking your brother down the hall.
>Fucking Chaos, man, can't be sure of shit.
>...You do kinda hope she's your niece, though. Playing Uncle like this is kind of nice.
>Either way, it takes your mind off the fact you've only got a few months of life left in ya.
>So you guess, in that regard, it doesn't really matter if she's real or not. So long as she's there.
>And when she grasps your hand in excitement as the dough visibly begins to rise through the tiny view screen on the side of the decades-old kid's toy, you realise that that's good enough for you.
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>>17060211
I see what you're trying to do here, and I like the greentext, it was really good, but mamono mana cures disease. Seriously I think the shog was helping out by exposing him to more.
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>>17060169
FAKE NEWS
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>>17060211
Cute if its actually his niece.
And actually really sweet and heartwarming if its just another instance of his sister in law.
She obviously wants to get freaky 25/8 with mastah, but she's a sweet girl who wants to make sure his family is happy too by doing such a thing.
Even without the obvious caveat of Mamanobama being a fixall, its still very cute.
Super plot twist, the brother/mastah knew all along and set this situation up in advance with his wife in full knowledge because he knew it was the best way possible to help his brother feel some joy, even at the cost of looking like a weirdo sex pervert.
...Which he is, but that's not the point.
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>>17060220
Well, in all honesty I banged my head against the wall for a good five minutes trying to think of something mamono mana couldn't fix, and the best I could come up with was the complete degradation and eventual failure of some sort of "Magical Circulatory System".

...It's actually kind of hard to write anything resembling conflict when everything can be solved instantaneously by demon-vag radiation, in retrospect.
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>>17060232
>tfw you're a weirdo sex pervert jellyman in a living house of horrors but you're also a heart-of-gold
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>>17060236
It's cool. Curable or not its cute and I can imagine him spending his last months visiting and having a great time with ambiguous niece/sister-in-law before he's either cured or died.
The image of a brother standing before a grave on a worn patch of hill, a Shoggoth standing a little distance away respectfully, and a very real old Easy-bake oven being leaned against the headstone.
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>>17060244
>Spoiler.
Dammit, man, I swore I wouldn't tear up...
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>>17060244
A quiet day at the mansion.
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Ded.
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>>17060369
Quite/
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>>17058800
>>17058830
why thunder bird?
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>>17060480
Something something forgotten girl looking for a niche something.
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>>17060480
Rockstar girl
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I want to be in a cozy catastrophe Monster Girl world.
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>>17060654
How far post catastrophe are you willing to go?
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>>17060672
Your picture looks like the perfect time range.
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>>17059667
>not getting both of them.
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>>17060760
Well sending me to the future doesn't look like a good way to fix our now doesn't it?
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>>17060654
What about a cat has trophy monster girl world?
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Why so turbo-dead? I don't remember it being this ded in a while
Did everyone get banned in that /efg/ writer autismfest?
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>>17060837
Ms. Lich probably turned everyone into zombies, again.
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>>17060822
Dammit Anon.
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>>17060837
I hope so, that was pretty damn shameful.

In the meantime, dead isn't so bad.
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>>17060837
>Did everyone get banned in that /efg/ writer autismfest?
What'd I miss? What happened? Who was a faggot?
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>>17060837
Was caught up in the Muscle Nacho discussion yesterday and banned.

Now I'm a reformed Anon whose just fighting to get his kids back
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>>17060870
Guy posted a story about slightly yandere lamia courting a guy. Despite that story not having any monsterboys, author said they exist in his setting and could possibly appear in his next stories. You can probably imagine the amount of autistic "RRRRRREEEEEE" screeching that followed. Like 50-70~ posts got deleted
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>>17060880
Yeah, that's pretty much all I need to hear. I really don't know what they expected.
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>>17060890
To be fair, they didn't expect anything since they weren't from around here and normally write for another thread. That didn't stop people going full autism, calling the guy a faggot and telling him to fuck off without explaining things calmly though.
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>>17060672
I want to molest their ears!
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>>17060899
Please don't molest the ears of innocent high schoolers trying to get an education in the post apocalypse
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>>17060917
What if I become a teacher and get them all pregnant instead?
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>>17060875
Wait, why was that deleted?
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Does your maid do ass to mouth?
Would you make her?
Would she get off on the degradation?
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>>17060927
What maid?
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>>17060917
If they're MGE teens then they'll probably bully the teacher.
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>>17060920
That is also forbidden!

They can't have kids that soon!


>>17060922
Some anon had a hissyfit and got it all nuked.


>>17060936
They're good girls!
Except for the wolf, she looks like a bully
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>>17060932
The Kikimora you've been assfucking every day for months now.
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>>17059669
Can you post any Hyrule Monster Girls?
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>>17059912
Why do I love genki girls all of a sudden? Dammit Pinky.
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>>17060965
But that isn't a maid. She's a life coach.
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I think we've neglected to take into consideration the importance of Phantoms. When the portals open the girls will all come out with a tight choreography and they'll burst into a glorious musical number that will disarm the world.
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>>17061012
Praise be!
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>>17061012
Sounds cute
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Anyone got any story ideas they're not using?
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>>17061051
Yes, but I might use them. Someday. Really.
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>>17061056
Oh yeah, me too. Me too. Gonna write about the Wandering Wurm and her Alraune friend any day now, for sizzles.
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>>17061051
Off the top of my head:
>Gazer hypnotizes shy MC to be more open
>MC young master in a shog household who's father adopts a young kiki
>havpbea gb ovpbea pbeehcgvba

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