She's Seventeen Evergreen!
Perfect Cherry Blossom came out on August 17, 2003 (Comiket 64), so she'll be 17 in 2020.
>>17021900
Why do you keep spamming that?
>>17022128
I mean, he's used a similar OP before, but it's not spamming. You probably don't know what spamming means.
Can this be a meme?
Post some huge granny saggers
Always Youngkari!
>>17022277
Nice full house
>>17021900
MORE YUKARI THREADS
MORE
Keeping Gensokyo safe from harm!
>>17022234
It doesn't mean flooding, if that's what you were thinking.
>>17021916
>PCB came out in 2003
Where did all that time go?
>>17024117
It went to sleep
>>17024205
W-wha!
>>17024205
Source?
I like the evil mastermind Yukari.
Y'all getting it wrong.
>>17027132
>>17027061
4. rape Reimu
>>17024205
I'm also gonna need a source on that...
>>17026485
>>17026837
>>17029464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F81S50xL8I
>>17029500
Thank you anon, the kek was worth it.
>>17029500
Ah yes I remember this now
>>17027237
I dislikes those "Yukari coming out of the toilet" memes.
>>17024205
Oh God that hip bump hnng
>>17021900
>Evergreen
But Yukari is purple.
I'll be honest /jp/. I'm not particularly proud of it, but I can't stop thinking about Yukari's feet on my dick. Or my face, but mostly my dick.
>>17031018
Good, next you need to start thinking about her dick too though.
>>17031021
I've done plenty of that in the past. Just not now.
Reminder that yukari is canonly flat.
>>17030435
I could watch that part whole day.
>>17030244
What Japanese deity do I have to serve to become are cute and young and powerful as Yukari?
>>17032816
The Hakurei one
>>17034967
>>17032816
And you have to worship her like this.
>>17022259
>Marine stationed in Okinawa gleefuly takes a group photo with two ethereal Japanese women
>>17024205
Nicovideo took down the video...
I wanted to watch it with Sousei no Aquarion OP BGM.
https://youtu.be/zZeFvL-SM50
>>17031021
>her
>dick
>>17035716
That's right
Spookari best 'kari!
>>17036962
Don't expect to be able to sleep tonight.
>>17039695
She's so scary!
>>17042286
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>17042286
>>17039695
Guys, come on, I wanna sleep.
>>17042295
OH MY GOD
I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK!
>>17042295
Yukari a cute!
>>17043248
Doesn't scare me at all HAG
>>17043301
>HAG
Pls go and stay go.
>>17043419
>Pls
bls :DDDDDD
>>17043448
Why is Yukari shopping in germany?
>>17043464
It's finnish and it's because Yukari hibernates with the Moomins
>>17043476
Why does finnland sell german coffee?
>>17043489
Dunno you should ask finland
So when will she realize that she's only delaying the inevitable?
>>17055554
What could you be referring to?
>>17055554
second, a 17 yo can't be this lewd.
Why do women like to pretend they're 17?
17yo girls are dumb and immature and a total turnoff personality-wise, body-wise too since they're in limbo between young and old.
>>17057284
Or this thicc
>>17056816
Gensokyo.
>>17057362
>>17057284
Just because she's very mature for her age doesn't mean she's not 17!
>>17062831
Don't worry; despite being rather ancient she is still very popular with us.
Not sure whether to bump this thread or the Ran thread first.
>>17021900
Is it just me, or does Yukari look really smelly in this picture? Just imagine the overwhelming stench of Yukarin after she's taken her 3 month winter nap. All that sweat and body odor building up during that time would be overwhelming.
>>17069895
Yukari smells very womanly.
I want to kiss Yukarin!
Let me bump this ancient thread.
I hope Yukarin will be ok.
BABE
>>17086061
she looks like a STYX fan too.
>>17085810
It is not Ancient! Chen's thread is older than Yukarin!
>>17086046
If Kosuzu doesn't die, then she needs to die
>>17086211
then you won't be getting anymore FS, ever think anything through or are you types motivated by selfishness masquerading as self interest?
>>17086178
The thread is made ancient by Yukari's presence.
Could yukari kill a hourai immortal?
YUKARI DID NOTHING WRONG
Though both her and Reimu are necessary for the barrier(s) to function so nobody is getting killed.
The fantasy-reality barrier is 100% Yukari, and the Hakurei barrier requires both of them.
>>17087548
Can't she just restore the boundary between their life and death?
>>17087370
You may have a point
>>17087671
>>17087691
Is this what Yukari reads to Chen before bed?
>>17087745
No she read that to Ran in the past.
>>17086211
Yukari can't die because then Gensokyo would cease to exist
>>17087813
Chen doesn't seem very comfortable
>>17088362
>>17086061
"How do you do, fellow kids?"
What a salacious woman.
Don't look down under!
>>17086046
Not a chance. It's punishment time, baby!
Yukari is a mature woman!
Yukari
Did
Nothing
Wrong
>>17089579
Sure, anon, whatever you say.
>>17089784
He's right though.
I love my wife!
Thicc eyebrows.
>>17099881
>>17099988
Those are really cute on her.
Yukari's feet!
Yukari "Schemes While She Dreams" Yakumo
>>17101249
Yukari "Faps into your Gap" Yakumo
Time for some Ran.
>>17110074
Lewd.
>>17103344
Yukari "Regularly checks your Gap" Yakumo
>>17111802
Yukari "Younger than me? Kiss my fanny" Yakumo
>>17021900
hey nice posts ;)
>>17088712
with a soft mature body!
>>17111936
Where is that image from? can't find it anywhere else.
>>17117788
PCB = Perfect Charming Breasts
>>17118305
https://exhentai.org/g/282670/c96299ada4/
>>17099881
>>17099988
The perfect woman right there.
>>17120251
Yukari's cute bare feet! Yukari's soles!
>>17126331
Really cute nail polish on the toes.
>>17126375
Very cute! I want to help her paint them!
>>17126377
But what if you fail or mess up anon?
>>17126386
Then I'm forced to smell her feet! A horrible punishment!
>>17126397
I think the punishment would involve gloves more, and minimal lube.
>>17126405
Oh no!
I don't want to be Yukari's little lewd fuckboy!
>>17126414
Are you gay?
I'd willingly volunteer to be her little lewd fuckboy
Why doesn't she talk to me anymore? She's the one who told me to be a Touhou fan in the first place.
>>17127584
Maybe because you're a neet loser.
Eyebrows.
>>17126397
I'd do that anyway.
Will you listen to her podcasts?
>>17133353
what would she talk about?
>>17133495
Protecting Gensokyo's boundaries and Reimu's armpits.
>>17133495
``We must secure the existence of our people and a future for youkai children.''
I want Yukari to sit on my face.
>>17133495
"I wish I was Reimu's mom..."
Yukari would have nothing to do with you weebs.
>>17136064
Only when there is snacks.
>>17136064
Well she'll have to because I'm going to marry Ran and she'll become my mother-in-law.
How old is she anyway?
>>17139501
Why don't you ask her yourself?
>>17139510
I did, but she started to cry and goes.
>>17140592
Say your prayers kiddo.
>>17139501
She's so young that she still wets the bed sometimes!
>>17141919
Are you sure that's not incontinence?
>>17143228
Exactly, Yukari is incontinent because she is very young!
>>17143296
Yukari needs to be babied every 5 minutes.
Yukari loves playfully teasing and then fucking tiny little men!
>see little boy wandering into lost bamboo forest
>he's about to cry
>wants to help
>gaps in front of him
>boy immediately lies down and spreads his legs
>"OH NO IT'S THE ALL POWERFUL GAP ONEE-SAN PLEASE DON'T SUCK OUT MY SEMEN FROM MY COCK WITH BOTH OF YOUR UPPER AND LOWER MOUTH"
>mfw
>>17144027
Yukari needs a babyinside her womb!
>>17144274
Is she vomiting fabric?
>>17144292
This is how her clothes are made,
>>17144292
She's probably just spitting out Yuyuko.
>>17144292
She's probably tasting Reimu's clothes while schlicking herself.
Is Yukari the best touhou?
>>17144261
I want to be Yukarin's personal shota sex slave!
>>17146357
She's the best haghu, that's for sure.
>>17144187
Tiny as in short or small dicked? Cause I'm both.
>>17147387
She would be your mommy, no doubt!
>>17147387
When will you learn?
>>17147406
Isn't 17 too young an age for someone to be a mommy?
>>17148062
I'm 5'6 and it doesn't bother me.
>>17150454
Aren't powerful youkai at least 7'? You'd be like an onahole to her.
>>17148122
Yukari wants all the experience she can get as soon as possible!
>>17152028
I love pictures of Yukari with baby Ran. Post some more.
>>17152097
No, YOU post more!
>>17152105
I only have Yukari with grown up Ran.
In fact I had to post 3 times before I picked a pic that I haven't posted before.
>>17152097
>>17152391
Full version
>>17152391
>>17152398
Perfect.
>>17152015
Bump.
What do you think is the most lewd part of Yukari? I say her legs.
>>17158324
I was going to say her tits, but it's probably more her personality.
>>17158324
She's just Boobs with a ribbon-teleport.
>>17158324
Everything
>>17158324
Her feet
>>17158690
This.
>>17158343
>personality
That's the most important part of a girl after all.
>>17160363
Yukarin has the best personality!
>>17162389
Spoiler that shit dude I won't be able to sleep tonight seeing that.
>>17158324
Her silky gloved hands!
>>17162389
Oooh, she's so scary!
Yukari has shrunk you and it's keeping you as a pet in a glass case. What do?
>>17164916
Openly masturbate until she decides to eat me.
>>17164916
Ask her if I can just be her baby instead.
>>17164916
Dance.
>>17164916
Kindly and gently ask to be returned to normal size. Bargain if possible - I'd be ok with being kept as Yukari's pet, but being that small would be anxiety-inducing and bad for my mental state.
>>17164916
Tell her to turn me back to normal and I'd do anything like sucking her long and thick futa cock.
>hey let me in anon, I'm a fairy
>don't you believe in fairies?
What do you do?
>>17168365
Kindly let her in and ask her to take me to Gensokyo.
>>17168365
Merryberry, you drank too much. Fairies aren't real. Go take a nap. And put some clothes on!
>>17168365
If she can prove it, I'll do literally whatever she wants, including letting her in.
>>17165388
>>17165640
She decides you should go spelunking in her vagina instead.
>>17168457
Only if I get to suckle on her boobie!
>>17168457
Tie a rope on her clit and you'll hear a banjo string sound.
>>17168365
>hehe these anons are so easy to tease
>>17168636
WHO ARE YOU QUOTING?
>>17164916
Ask her to wipe my memory and turn me into either a fox or cat.
Common courtesy.
>>17172535
Yukari, stupid.
>>17172535
Yukari-sama obviously.
>>17160363
It's true. Yukari's got a sexy body, but that's hardly unique among Gensokyo's populace. It's her playful yet serious, aloof yet direct, unpredictable persona that makes her so lewd.
Rape Yukari.
>>17174169
WHat's this from, then
>>17174145
Implying you can rape a millennia-old youkai who's probably tried every sex skill in the history of sex in bed with everyone ever
>>17172662
And also the fact that she has a big futa cock.
>>17175035
Does Yukari gap her futa cock to the entrance of Reimu's womb making Reimu feel completely helpless from being unable to stop Yukari from impregnating her? Does she also do it to herself for the fun of it?
>>17174188
Eons of sagginess.
>>17175763
Forget the big titties those eyebrows are massive.
>>17176093
>>17175035
Silly anon, Girls don't have cocks
>>17176250
They naturally can't but with Eirin's drugs, Yukari's ability and magic bullshit then it becomes possible for them to get cocks for the sole purpose of dicking other 2hus.
>>17176224
>>17176285
>>17176290
>>17176295
>futa without balls
>>17174180
It's some Tiramisu Tart thing.
Spoilers, she breaks. Good until that point, though.
Daily reminder that Yukarin is an old hag
Wow Lunarians invaded the thread
Go back to losing to Gensokyo or getting turned into refugees by a fairy
Praise Yukari
>>17178779
She's the best old hag.
>>17178779
N-No
>>17178794
What Lunarians? I don't see any Lunarians.
Bump.
>>17176528
The eyebrows is what I came for.
Would you put it in even if you don't know where it leads to?
>>17180292
It's probably Chen's, so I oblige.
>>17088362
>Holocaust
>Nanjing Massacre
>Child Pornography
>Crucifixion of Christ
>Comfort Women
She might have taken a few too many "redpills," if you get what I'm saying.
>>17150454
At 5'8, I'm probably the tallest guy on /jp/. That means that I'm first in line to have sex with Yukarin!
>>17168472
Why are her boobs so freaking big?
>>17181556
All the better to paizuri you with, my dear.
>>17181340
I'm 6'1"
>>17181340
>>17181771
>using a body part to measure height.
Yeah, both of you are too retarded for her, though.
>>17181823
I was simplifying it for the Amerigun
I'm 186 - 190cm, it's been a while since I checked.
>>17182105
197cm come the fuck at me
>>17182133
>>17182105
350cm tall giant freak of nature here. My posture is absolute trash due to the immense gravity on my frail spine and my heart has been working so hard to pump blood against my height that I may only have 5 more years to live.
But I guess all that doesn't matter if I get to have sex with Yukari first in the collective fantasy of /jp/.
>>17182133
2cm isn't much of a difference besides a notch.
I can come hugging you, anon!~
How tall is Yukari?
>>17182162
Cool story, bro.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_people
But I admit your desire to fuck Yukari is impressive.
>>17182625
DELET THIS
>>17182679
>186
Yukari only fucks MEN above 190.
>>17182625
I thought Ran was taller, but I have no clue to anyones height. Google will tell all.
>>17183348
Thats not fair
>>17183363
>I thought Ran was taller
Yukari made her that way so she could feel younger.
>>17183363
Ran-Ran is as big as you want her to be!
>>17190898
Why make a shiki who has bigger tits than you?
>>17191802
To redirect some of those lustful looks when they get too bothersome.
>>17191811
But Yukari loves those, especially from young boys.
>>17191802
So she could be your mommy! Yukari's too young to be independent!
>>17192386
That is just an excuse to laze around.
>>17192450
Nuh uh, Yukari is just too young for all the responsibilities that await her!
>>17174145
Just be sure to take responsibility after.
>>17181771
Same desu, with a 385 Wilks @120kgBW.
What would yu do if you met Yukarin?
>>17194456
Do the most crucial thing when you meet someone.befriend her
If that's locked in place, im free to proced normally, tagging along on numerous journies just to fuck around with her and so on.
You meet one 2hu, and you end up befriending all of them. Easy as that.
The only downside here is you are expected to take her side whe shit hits the fan with someone else as you have already spend so much time with her and she knows you the best.
In the end, it's worth it. All is good; dream fufilledToo bad itll never be real;_;
>>17194456
Greet my mother-in-law.
>>17194456
Run, not even kidding, I love her but also know how dangerous she is
>>17194787
Correct answer is actually to try to act predictably and if possible, be useful in one of her plans
How would running help at all? You're essentially the same distance away to her no matter where you go.
>>17194870
This.
>>17194787
All it is, is an endless game of cat and mouse. You won't get away. If anything, if she isn't seeking you out, you're better off avoiding her if possible.
>>17194456
I'll ask if it's true that she got a young body of a pure maiden and not a heebie-jeebies hag crypt monster body.
This is the creature you all want to breed with.
>>17194456
nothing cause my super-awkward mode will forcefully turned on.
possibly piss myself after that
Anyone else think Yukari looks really great with balls?
>>17196574
Futa cock without balls is better.
>>17196593
Shit tier taste.
>>17196574
>>17196438
And? This ain't my first rodeo.
>>17200577
She hasn't dicked Reimu's pussy by gapping her dick into it yet so no.
>meido doesn't appreciate creative brapposting
You don't get quality shitposting like this anywhere else I'll tell you that much.
>>17200652
Sakuya not for bully Yukarin!
This thread will not die on my watch.
Bump.
Yukarin's nice body!
>>17158324
Her shikigami
>>17210071
Would Yukari ever (EVER) give Ran up if she found a husband?
>>17194456
ask to be her loyal servant, and feed her my semen. for all we know human semen could be a delicacy among youkai.
>>17210133
She's her personal fucktoy just like Reimu so no.
>>17211324
>raping your own shiki
Surely that's illegal?