Sekibanki.
Summerbanki!
Spankbanki!
Sexybanki!
Sekibuttki.
The Banx and Friends!
I unironically want to sniff Banki's farts.
>>16915752
Happy birth day Banki.
>>16915765
The Bankster is hundred, perhaps thousands of years old!
>>16915778
Good things birthday spankings are not a thing in Gensokyo.
Banx is taking out the trash.
Sekibanki makes me think of Vincent Valentine.
Sekibanki reminds me of that fanfiction that was promised but never delivered.
>>16915827
Right.
>>16915870
I don't think we are referring to the same thing.
No matter. More Banki is always a good thing.
>>16915923
If you're talking about the retarded "spanking story" meme, then no. It has not been delivered, and I'm not going to step up either.
If you're talking about a story featuring Sekibanki, then I did step up, and I did deliver.
>>16916253
I never saw it.
>>16916287
I wouldn't normally, but I'm feeling depressed tonight, so whatever.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4p96oCBfSaiZFBlNGE4SE9PSkk/view?usp=sharing
Keep in mind the sequel only came about because I'm a chronic romance writer who can't leave well enough alone, and may not be worth pursuing.
>>16916355
>23 pages
Phew, lad. I'll be busy for a while.
You remind me of how much I liked to write.
>>16916365
It's admittedly an addiction that is sometimes difficult to satisfy. Great outlet, though. As well as distraction, when things aren't going well.
Not as distracting as Banki's legs, though.
>>16916413
Write one thing, and you have a hundred critics. It's one of the most challenging things to do.
You like the legs, but I prefer the butt.
THERE WILL NEVER A SEKISTORY
IF IT'S NOT SPANKING, IT DOESN'T COUNT
>>16916428
I'm exceptionally fine with criticism. Used to be exceptionally touchy when I was a teen, to be absolutely honest with you, but I've had time to build up confidence (and skill to back it up) since. I'm at the comfortable point where I actually enjoy criticism, because it's something I can use to improve. And boy, is polishing my useless skills one of my greatest pleasures.
Man, I didn't even use to like the Banx! I used to be a valiant Benbenfag. When did I cut my life into pieces?
MatingPressBanki
______sexibanki!!!____
>>16916539
How do you use this font?
Just another pretty human girl in the human village doing human things.
>>16916620
Yep. Nothing to see here, shrine maidens. Just human things.
>>16916686
That's a cute Banki.
>>16916355
Good stuff, just finished the first part. Laughed out loud at the Seki bit.
>>16916355
The lack of spanking in it annoys me, but it has Seki, so it's not all bad.
>>16916548日本keyboard dood
3DBanki
>>16917000
I wish I could post all my 3D banki stuff here.
Sadly, most of it is trash, and the few that isn't is too lewd for a blue board.
>>16917000
She doesn't have any underwear!
>>16917010
Wish I still had my CM3D2 Banki stuff. Lost it all when I moved PCs. Now I only have Yamame.
>>16917158
I'm using MMD.
It's a bit annoying because you have to make everything yourself (you can't just wank to a pre-made animation), not to mention you can't use stuff freely (that usually means not putting all your Sekibanki spanking smut online), but I prefer it over CM3D2. Even if the community is extremely shitty, with some rules being objectively completely retarded.
Like that "if you can't speak Japanese, you're forbidden of using my model", or "no lewd allowed, not even pantyshots". Or people saying they made an original character from scratch, but when you open it, it says "Miku". Or people giving their model a really long name that crashes MMD.
Okay, by now, I probably totally discouraged you, but it's a lot better than I said!
>>16916355
>>16916754
Just finished the rest. I really enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing.
>>16916253
>retarded spanking
Are thou one of these queers who don't like butts?
>>16916355
Still waiting warmly for more spiderstory, too.
>>16918039
>>16917918
Butt is fine (even if tits are finer), and Sekibutt is fine squared, but I dislike that meme being forced in every single Sekithread.
If this offends you, by all means, fite me IRL.
>>16919194
Fine, thou mongrel! I shall come to blows with thou, to demonstrate that Sekibanki's butt deserves every bit of love, be it sadistic or not, and shan't be treated as an unruly, unseemly part of her cute yet sexy anatomy.
Let us meet on a neutral ground. Let's meet in Iceland, where heat won't be an issue, so that I can demonstrate the virtue of beating a cute girl's bottom red.
>>16919206
>Iceland
I said IRL, not on some kind of Never-Never Fantasy Island.
Meet me in Sweden, where I shall thee nearby a congregation of rabid activists await, who shall upon thy words hearkening thine arse in my stead red beat.
>>16919230
Accursed heathen, I'm not going all the way to Sweden just to prove that Sekibanki's bottom challenges Hatate's on the naughtiness scale and requires firm handling and loving discipline.
I shall satisfy myself by slapping you in the face through internet tough talk.
>>16919261
WHATEVER.
>>16919194Please give source.
>>16919290
Sounds to me I'll have to write that story myself.
>>16919294
"Hentai Hitouban no Jouzu na Aishikata," or "How to Take Care of Your Pervert" by Aguri. AKA "The Doujin That Fucked Me Up Completely Because I Realised I Will Never Cuddle Up With the Banx."
>>16919300
Please feel challenged to it.
>>16919315
Much appreciated.
>>16919315
Fine.
Anyone have tips on dating a Dullahan?
>>16920772
she may loose her head: DON'T loose yours
>>16920772
Be firm : she likes it rough.
Is it wrong that I want to stick my dick into her neck hole?
>>16921575
Yes.
>>16918039
First of all, shush.
Second of all, I'm on it.
Third of all, I lied. I'll be on it as soon as I'm done fantasising about the Banx. That may take a while.
>>16917583
Glad you did, boss. Cherish the Banx, enjoy the Banx. That's the official message from me to you.
>>16921860
>Banki as Jiub
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>16921904
You can't bang Jiub.
>>16921904
She's gonna drive all the fairies out of Gensokyo and become a saint!
>>16921924
Or not.
>>16920772
I will answer your question with a question.
Why did you post a picture of a pretty and pure and cute and 100% human girl from the village when you asked that question?
Banki can swap bodies?
Oh yes.
>>16921975
And this is why I don't like Zounose. That guy has such a boner for grimderp stuff that he would turn the fucking teletubbies into mutant having cannibalistic orgies.
>>16921975
I don't understand the reasoning behind that interpretation of Banki's multi-head thing. It's always the body that is singular with Banki, while she is shown to be able to summon multiples of her head. Why on Earth would that make you think it's the heads that are dominant and the body that is secondary then? It makes infinitely more sense for the body to be the primary half, and the multiplied heads to be secondary (perhaps with one dominant head among the flock).
Zounose is a hack.
>>16921994
Perhaps this "dominant head" needs a body for some reason. Kiseijuu-style, I don't know.
>>16921992
There's literally nothing wrong with an occasional grimderp.
>>16922029
Except when drones will use his grimderp bullshit to justify their own headcanon about Gensokyo being daaaark and edgy.
>>16922029
Throughout the very same doujin, it's Banki's body that is constantly shown to be looking for the lost head(s). Yet at the end it reverses gear and claims it was really the dominant head (heads?) searching after the body - even though the rest of the book shows the exact opposite.
It's a grimderp twist purely for the sake of grimderp, which doesn't even make sense within the internally established rules. And I read 40k novels on a daily basis.
>>16922053
>And I read 40k novels on a daily basis.
[HORRIFIED SCREAMING]
Sekibanki has the cutestnameof all 2hus.
>>16922036
Who cares about people's headcanons? It's all just derivative work anyway, I'm aware that ZUN is much more subtle with his spooky stuff.
>drones
Does Zounose have some cult following or something?
>>16922053
You have a point. I mean, one could still probably bullshit some kind of explanation, not sure it'd be worth it though.
>>16922133
Yes. They are called grimderpfags.
Hug the spookies!
>>16922106
精液ばんき。
>>16922148
>Kagerou's nails
Ouch
>>16922185
These aren't nails, they're claws.
>>16922185
A decent human cutie has no business letting her nails grow out like that!
Tied up Banki!
Sukebanki
>>16922313
су́киbanki
>>16921904
Now I'm wondering what's the Banx version of "Last Nights Storm".
>>16926585
Must be "Last Night's Fucking".
>>16926603
Sekibanki is so nimble not even the last night's fucking could wake you? Amazing!
>>16926763
That damn smug Banki. I want to spank her and snuggle the Banki.
>>16926783
She's gonna spank you, man.
>>16926806
That won't happen. I spank touhous, not the opposite. Especially a smugbanki.
>>16926812
You'd have to really take her by surprise. Tell me your plan.
>>16926826
Simply put, it involves manipulation and lying until she begs for it.
>>16926826
Separate the head and body; the butt will be left blind and deaf. apply firm open-palm strikes to thr cheeks before the Banki can recombine and retake the advantage.
the autism of the 2hu reflects the autism of her fans
skbnk
>>16919363
>>16919300
Still waiting.
>>16932104
It's in progress.
>>16933565
I'll believe it when I see it. Until then, you are a worthless liar.
>>16934128
Can't blame you for believing so.
Have a nice butt.
>>16934164
Not a Banki butt. It doesn't count.
>>16934290
Okay.
>sekibanki fans are autistic fanfic spanking fetishists
why did I have to choose this 2hu to like the most
>>16934556
>how dare people like what I don't like!!!!
>>16934582
How dare you.
>>16934556
because you are an autistic fanfic spanking fetishist
>>16936106
>>16936106
And that's bad because...?
>>16936365
Because you are an autistic fanfic spanking fetishist
>>16936611
Yes, and...?
>>16936710
I already gave you the answer, anon. I won't repeat myself.
Can't we all just enjoy Banki legs and ass for whatever reasons we hold dear for ourselves, different they may be?
Let us unite under the flag that is Sekibanki's gams.
Sekibanki hears your confession!
>>16940541
I want to do the nasty with Banki!
>>16936710
Sekibanki is NOT the spanking 2hu
>>16943428
Who is it, then?
If you say Tenshi or Flandre, I will find you, and I will call you names.
I need pictures.
Pictures of Banki being slapped in the bum!
>>16943589
She only appears in one game. That's not really noticeable.
>>16916355
>Even if the community is extremely shitty, with some rules being objectively completely retarded.
>"if you can't speak Japanese, you're forbidden of using my model"
Like any other communities out there. Just use them anyway and if you don't know the tongue of the gooks, just google translate it.
>>16945137
meant to >>16917176
>>16945137
Not like I give a fuck about the rules anyway, but it bothers me how they think they can put rules on everything.
Or how they'll try to shame you by putting a link to your deviantart page and saying "that model is no longer distributed".
Not like I have a dA page myself, but I saw that behaviour.
Forgot to post a picture.
>>16945159
One has to protect his waifus, man.
>>16915651
Nikubenki.
>>16945460
What's the point in giving an ass to a model if you don't want people to use it?
>>16940541
>Sekibanki hears your confession!
>>16945137
>>16945159
the irony in these posts is so thick i can almost reach out and touch it
>>16948100
Aku, please.
>>16948100
>so thick i can almost reach out and touch it
You got her attention. Speak your wisdom of thick.
>>16948395
First of all, get on all fours.
Oh no! Banki's face is all red and she's breathing really hard? Is she OK?
Does anyone else feel like zun should've kept her strictly has a flying head monster instead of a long neck monster (rokuyubi?). I always see her portrayed as the former. Then again, you can't have common sense in gensokyo.
>>16948897
Being rokurokubi was for danmaku purposes.
>>16948897
What is she? A cabbage patch kid?
>>16948554
That looks stupid and painful.
>>16933565
>>16919363
>>16919300
Still waiting.
Seki.
>>16951227
Seki-FEAST!
>>16948395
What a mysterious looking human girl! She drew a picture of her own head inside her cape! Or perhaps it is some type of optical illusion because of the dark night! I should walk her home becauseapparitions stalk the night!
The drinking buddy.
Just read a fan book of Sekibanki dealing with her multiple heads. It was a great Sekibanki read! Zounose did a good.
>>16953374
>dealing with her multiple heads.
Their daily does.
>>16953739
Is it wrong to find Sekihead much cuter than normal Seki?
>>16953776
All the heads.
>>16953897
Adorable.
>>16953120
>>16953374
They all feast together.
>>16948554
Tongue leashes are sexy, but couldn't she just detach her head?
>>16953897
God damn it, why can't that be me?
>>16958744
Why can't I be one of her heads.
>>16958840
That's what I asked.
>>16958849
>>16922148
Sekihugi
>>16958849
>>16953776
ywn be one of the banki heads
>>16916355
>I'm feeling depressed tonight
I want to embarass Sekibanki until she throws her head away, leaving her body defenceless and free to do as I want.
>>16960787
I can't begin to describe how depressed it makes me to know I will never be Banki's big, warm manpillow.
>>16962669
She's going to slinky her way to you.
>>16965881
What the fuck.
>>16965897
It's your beloved Sekihead, man.
>>16922313
We need this. NOW.
>>16965897
The ideal woman, Anon.
>>16966761
Aguri's Sekibanki is a chronic pervert.
Sekiya Bankie.
Also known as Sekibanki.
Also known as Big Patty
Also known as The Bank
Also known as Yellow
Also known as Banki
Also known as Marnie Reeves
Also known as Mary Ann Scott
Also known as Katie
Also known as Willowgirl2013ze
Also known as IMJUSTAHUMAN
Wanted: 12 counts lewd and lascivious behavior with an Umbrella.
May be hiding in the human village. Do not attempt to make contact. If you see this individual please contact yabadabagutsyeiki@gensokyo!.com
all tips will be treated as purely confidential.
>>16968434
I want to engage in 12 counts of lascivious and indecent behaviour with the Bankister!
>>16926806
Banki looks like a cute trap on that image.
>>16962669
Become a BankiHead.
Become Wolf's Banki-Collection.
>>16962669
Your target is off, anon.
>>16969620
Save the Fishmaiden!
>>16926783
>snuggle the Banki.
>>16970104
Is this the fabled The Sexiest Picture of Banki in Existence?
>>16970905
Have another one.
>>16970914
Teacher! Miss Banki put oranges in her shirt!
>>16926806
>>16970926
Banki-Male.
>>16915651
*Waking up, seeing this on the mirror*
>>16915765
>>16970986
I'd rather wake up and see this beside the bed. Every day, forever. Please scowl at me every morning, Byanki-chan!
>>16971043
>"Do you remember what you did last night?"
>"..."
>"I'll be counting on you from now on."
>>16971109
>>16971043
>>16971109
>>16971718
>>16968434
>Wanted: 12 counts lewd and lascivious behavior with an Umbrella.
It's between me and my wife!
>>16971109
Thanks for that soul-crushing realisation I will never hear the Seki say those words.
>>16971718
Why is she crying. Why is that person taking her ring? Is she getting robbed?
>>16972699
Is it not a custom in your country to offer a ring to a woman you love?
>>16970692
Dullahan are commonly depicted as knights, after all.
>>16972775
This actually looks really cool.
>>16972853
You ain't seen nothing yet.
>>16972040
>>16971778
>>16972976
>>16973009
She's beautiful.
>>16948601
>>16962669
When you cream, does she scream?
>>16973929
Cute.
I can't believe she's fucking-- Oh.
>>16973009
>>16983965
>>16983965
>>16983971
perfect boobbanki size
>>16983971
Roki's Banki is sexually cute.
>>16983975
*Rindou's Banki
Would you still love the Banx if she had huge boobs but no head?
>>16984018
I'd rather have a flat girl that I can kiss than a boobie monsters without a head.
>>16984018
Huge head, no body.
>>16984023
Do NOT kiss the Banki.
>>16969620
Source on this? can't find it on the panda
>>16984032
It's on the panda.
>>16984028
Long legs, but moderate breasts.
>>16984030
Using her huge floating head as a love pillow.
>>16984030
No spanking the Banki, no anally molesting the Banki, no kissing the Banki... Is there anything I can do?
>>16984039
Actually the head stuff is getting kind of old.
>>16984016
Awoo abuse!
>>16984043
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
>>16984037
h or non-h?
>>16984043
Snuggle the Banki.
Take her hand, /jp/.
But does the Banki-head float?
>>16984073
No.
I realise as well as you do that Seki-chan is the prettiest girl in the village, but this doesn't mean you should be bothering her when she's just going about her day.
>>16984057
What am I supposed to do if I can't love her or lewd her?
>>16984113
You befriend her and the both of you are sharing the snacks.
>>16984119
Too limited. I want to get out of the friendzone.
>>16984128
The cuddle buddy.
>>16984110
>>16984154
Does cuddle involve the occasional spanking?
>>16984212
>>16984154
I want to cuddle Banki's boobies.
Be scared!
>>16984300
True fear!
>>16984307
Feeeaaaarrrr!
>>16984218
I take that as a yes.
Boo.
Me on her lap.
>>16984415
FOOTBALL!!
This is your Banki tonight.
Did someone say Roki's Banki?
>>16984415
>>16984450
>>16984480
What a naughty, lewd girl.
>>16984480
Where did Banki's panties go!?
The search for her husbando continues..
>>16984512
No, it doesn't...
>>16984494
Banki is a very naughty girl.
Banki should go on a diet! She's been scaring people too much!
Since it's a Benki thread, guess which grassroot girl got a figure this Reitaisai
>>16984605
Post an upskirt shot!
>>16984624
L Lewd . Have a backside picture.
>>16984670
I can ALMOST see her fish butt!
>>16984553
ATAMA DAKE IKE NI DABON
>>16984553
>>16986330
>>16987463
WARNING! VICIOUS YOUKAI! NO POKINGS!
>>16940541
>>16940549
>Sekibanki hears your confession!
>do the nasty with Banki!
bank
spank
What are some fun things you could do with Banki's head?
>>16987992
>>16987908
>>16987911
>>16988024
That involves her butt. I know it's cute but I'm talking about her head.
>>16988040
>>16987992
Look, I'm gonna give you your choice, I'm not gonna be biased in any way. Tomorrow night you can either play Goofy Golf, which is a lot of standing in line and shoving and pushing and probably getting a zero, or you can see Pinocchio, which is a lot of furry animals and magic, and you'll have a wonderful time. Okay? Now, let's vote.
>>16988050
>>16988071
I'm not Banki, you fags.
>>16988050
What a naughty girl to peek on her friends like that.
>>16988148
You are Banki, you dork.
>>16988446
I'm not Banki.
>>16988489
You are one of Banki's heads and you're typing with your nose/tongue.
>>16988393
A very loyal friend.
>>16989829
A very lewd friend.
>>16989829
How do I get the Bankister to be my loyal friend? I want her to peek on my butt when I'm in the shower.
If Banki had smaller breasts than her friends, and didn't look especially good in a swimsuit, would you still love and cherish her?
>>16990624
Definitely! A cute Banki embarrassed about her chest size!
>>16991035
Do you really mean that?
Banki_visiting_the_jay.png
>>16991229
Yes. I want to create a half-breed with the bahnk and marry her. Doesn't have to be in that order.
>>16991753
She doesn't have a lot to work with. Those half-breeds may starve before they're out of infancy. Are you sure you still want her?
>>16991779
Her breasts will grow after I massage them every night. Sekibanki moaning loudly as I rub her roughly!
>>16991815
What's the point of marrying a small-breasted Bankikki, if you're just going to make her grow bigger anyway?
>>16991895
>What's the point of marrying a small-breasted Bankikki, if you're just going to make her grow bigger anyway?
I'm a man that can appreciate several different sizes. Plus, childbirth sometimes increases breast size too.
>>16991947
I meant, if you're going to make her breasts bigger anyway, why not marry a Boobiebanki in the first place?
>>16992003
Same reason why there's a Power meter instead of the games just keeping you at full the whole time.
>>16992003
Wow, Boobiebanki looks really nice! But I think I would rather experience the skinny bahnk first, and maybe the bahnk might fill out later.
>>16990607
Do you have the booty to her liking?
>>16990624
I'd give her swimming trunks and call her a pretty boy. Watching the meltdown happen.
BankiDance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyehErwSp94&feature=youtu.be&t=78
>>16992906
What is the Banban's preferred butt?
>>16992027
Boobieban is the best. Beats the rest.
>>16993202
The cute and soft type of butt.
>>16922148
Race the SpookyCutie.
>>17000477
I will race >>16919300 to a SekistoryAND WIN IT!
No spank. Only rub 'n stroking.
>>17001718
All interest lost.
>>17002119
Regrets is all there was left.
>>16984512
>>16984553
She's taken.
>>17002242
>"Dude, that's pretty rude."
>>17002242
Nooo! Sekibyanki is mine! Mine!
>>17002249
Stop the bullying!
I want to scold Sekibanki for coming home late!
Hai guys, is this the spanking thread?
sharing a bunk bed with banki!
telling banki that she has to be on the bottom because if the bed breaks apart she'll be injured instead of me!
>>17014146
Honestly she can have the top if she gives me her headless body to cuddle on the bottom.
>>17014339
Not cuddling the head instead?
>>17014381
I'm trying to make the whole "bunk bed" situation safe for us both. She can have the top, and nobody will get hurt in an accident if her body isn't up there.
Uh oh. What is this?
>>17010711
There's not enough Hatate for this.
>>17014483
Naughty, naughty!
>>17010711
She's the one who spanks.
>>17004415
Not all the Bankies came home.
>>17031875
I'll scold her and give her a spanking for every head that didn't came home.
>>17032031
Seki-chan fondles puppers!
>>17033561
Kagerou getting back at her. Fondle the head!
goodbye banki
Banki is for abuse.
>>17040613
i'm banki
please don't abuse me
>>17040618
We all are the Banki heads.
>>17040618
I want to spank Banki for some stupid reason and watch her clench her teeth as she tries really hard to hide the fact she's a youkai.
>>16988050
>>16989829
>>17033561
>>17033580
Beasting.
>>17040665
Now I want to see the same picture, but with Banki kissing someone way taller than her.
And another Banki thread bites the dust.
I'm very proud of this banki thread having only moderate spanking content.
Let's aim for zero next time!
>>17042260
epic jojo reference my dude
Boo~
>>17042767
relatively good for 3dpd
>>17042647
I'll make sure that'll never happen.