How do you like your unicorns, /jp/?

morelike
onicorn
heh

>>16888046
Great, the thread is already ruined. Go away.

>>16888058
No

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>>16887995
Male.

>>16889986
That's pretty gay, dude.

>>16890101
>/ss/ is gay
How so?

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>>16887995
There's something wrong with your oni, it only has one horn. Here I can let you borrow this one.

Stop sexualizing my wife

>>16900292
she is my wife also

>>16896535
I kinda miss "her sake not even drop!"

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>>16887995
>How do you like your unicorns

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>>16887995
As Gundams

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I want Yuugi to take advantage of me after she's challenged me to a drinking contest and I teeter on the edge of alcohol poisoning!

>>16900292
>>16900693
You're both wrong. She's MY wife!

I've never played a touhou game. I fap to a lot of the porn and find the images fun.
Yuugi is my favorite. What does /jp/ think of my taste?

>>16927131
Yuugi is top tier. She has been my wife for several years.

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My wife Yuugi is very strong!

>>16927979
Shouldn't that coin be very sharp?

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>>16927990
Yuugi is so skilled that when she squishes coins with her breasts, the edges don't get sharp!

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>>16927979
I'd be happy if she put me in her cleavage and did that.

>>16917555
I want her to idly play with my little dick, thinking the moans I make are cute and fun!

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I want Yuugi to claim me as her personal dildo.

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>>16930016
I want to be Yuugi's personal cuddle pillow, who she sometimes just grinds against and smooches knowing how flustered it makes you.

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Yuugi is cute.
CUUUUUUTE!!!

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>>16930063
This is what I imagine every night when I'm trying to fall asleep.

>>16887995

3 meters tall.

>>16931493
That was a good book

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>>16931493

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>>16934686
yuugi is underwhelmed by your tiny human penis