I want a vampire to eat me, if you know what I mean.

I know what you meme

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I want to press my ear against the Remimi's tummy and hear how the mix of my blood and semen sloshes inside it!

I'm glad that the new Towako had plenty of happy loli vampire feeding sex, if you know what I mean.

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>>16886683
Rafal can eat yo ass anytime yo want nigger

Translation: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1202079

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I want to be the burg.

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>>16886683
I want a cute vampire to eat me, if you know what I mean.

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>>16886683

That vampire needs a tan. Get out and experience the sun, Remilia! Staying inside all day isn't health-

Oh.

>>16894743
She can stay outdoors without problems by using her magical parasol, secondary-san.

>>16894793

>magical

There is nothing to indicate that it is anything but a mundane parasol that blocks out sunlight, tertiary-kun!

>>16894839
>blocks danmaku
>not magical
I think you are wrong, quaternary-dono

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>>16894865

Pe- perhaps that's just Remilia using her ability to manipulate fate so that danmaku is FATED to be blocked, quinary-sama!?

>>16894743
https://twitter.com/timaQ3m/status/855065932003028992

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>>16894889
I hate artist using this shit platform to release drawings, and even more when there are stuff they release exclusively in shitter.

>>16894934
In .jpg, too.

>>16894882
you two love bats need to get a room

>>16886683
i dont

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>>16888784
pizz > burg

>>16886683
You do know that in touhou people who got bite by vampires turn into mindless zombie who'll turn into ashes by morning right?

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>>16926329
Half correct, that's if they drink you dry/kill you in the process making you "undead."
This means you can't turn into one just by being bitten, drain blood method just makes you the shitty kind of "vampire."

Since that creates undead ghouls, it makes me wonder how vampires are made in Touhou.

>>16926329
I want to get eaten, bone and all though, not bitten.

>>16926329
Where do I sign up?

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>>16886683
What is the maru maru?

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Not only do I love sex with children, I want to have intimate relations with this vampire too.

What does vampire meat taste like?

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Wait for it.... if you dare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=820nieLmUn0

>>16927968
cow mixed with lamb but taste like souls, hopes and dreams