I found this small, mutt-like creature outside my shrine the other day.
It was making all sorts of incessant, obnoxious noise. But just as I was about to pick it up and toss it back into the forest, it immediately calmed down the second I laid my hand upon the top of its small, fluffy head.
Later I would find out it's name: "Kyouko", and that it was a type of Yokai known as a "yamabiko".
What have been your experiences with these green-haired dogglies?
>>16882257
they dont exist
>>16883901
>>16889700
What happens if I put on these clothes?
where can i get a cute dog like that
>>16889700
Oh no! Kyouko's been evaporated!
>>16889747
It would be extremely painful
>>16889793
For who'm?
>>16889818
For you
>>16889751
Legend says they're drawn by the need to sweep.
Something something machine that makes things flat.
>>16882257
Having a Yamabiko as a pet is actually not a bad idea, they're one of the few types of Youkai that do not need to eat humans to live (Alongside the Tsukumogami and the Hakutaku), all they need is for humans to talk ot scream at them at a consistent rate and they'll be fine.
>>16893503
Err elaborate on this please.
Do they need to yell at humans, or have humans yell at them? I assume the former. In that case wouldn't it be a bit unpleasant?
>>16893503
What about amanojakus
Do I have to feed them with evil deeds or they perish or what
How can something be perceived as "mutt-like"? A mutt is of mixed breeding, it's not a type of look.
>>16893532
They need to echo what humans say to them, wheter that requires screaming or if talking to them does the job is unkown,
>>16893552
There's nothing that imples that the Amanojaku's nature affect them in any way outside of their behavior, so i wouldn't think so.
>>16882257
Sleepy doggly!
>>16893459
No bullyign
Fairly certain, this is the only use for the yamabiko scum I can possibly think of. Other than sweeping the temple's pavement, of course.
>>16896473
I hope shes ok...my turns next.
>>16896473
Any good Kyouko doujins?
>>16896657
Yeah
>>16896709
Thanks, this is exactly what i was looking for.
>>16894238
Yes bully!
>>16883901
I wish I didn't exist
>>16894078
Sleep tight pup.
>>16882257
Can I eat it?
>>16899395
Slacking off on duty!
>>16899660
Such a worthless, lazy dog!
>>16896732
I also like bullying the doggo!
>>16899866
I'm gonna squish this pupper's cheeks.
Look at all these instruments Kyouko knows how to play!
Cute doggly dogglying cutely.
>>16893607
Maybe it speaks a mutt-language and wipes its ass with fingers.
kyouko noodle
>>16905350
And I'm going to pull her ears!
>>16916241
please wait warmly for cup noodles
>>16916969
Nope shes getting put in the cup and cooked pup and all with the noodles to be eaten.
Do NOT bully this CUTE yamabiko!
>>16917622
You can't stop me!
>>16882257
Kyouko and Kogasa are friends!
Which artist would you say draws the best Kyouko?
My vote goes to this fellow.
>>16917767
And in second place would have to be this guy.
However...
>>16917769
This guy also draws a long-haired pupper that is absolutely to die for, and ant some times surpasses the first guy.
But the first artist's "tradional media" look edges him ahead in most cases, for me. He also draws a chibi doggly (>>16894078, >>16899395) that is absolutely flawless.
It's very tough choosing between the two!
>>16917767
I think that the artist that drew this picture draws the cutest Kyouko! It's the same artist that made the doujin where Kyouko yells about not being cute.
>>16917798
This one.
>>16917798
>>16917805
Oh! How could I forget about him!?
He also draws an extremely good Kyouko! Definitely one of my favourites.
I wanna squish 'dose cheeks...
>>16917809
A lot of their cute pictures are tucked away on their twitter account, and I don't know if they post them anywhere else.
>>16917820
Twitter is literally the worst thing to happen to japanese artists.
I don't have the patience to trawl through their timeline.
And dear god help you if they tweet pictures of their food or other irrelevant shit.
But you're in luck my fellow Kyouko konnoisseur, I found that artist's pixiv!
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=944693
>>16917838
Oh, no, I knew about their pixiv already. What I'm saying is they've got a whole bunch of cute pictures that are ONLY on their twitter. Sketches and stuff. Like this one!
>>16917851
Oh! I getcha.
And now that I getcha, I feel for ya.
Twitter SUCKS!
Bully her with my dick and mating press her into submission
>>16893503
>all they need is for humans to talk ot scream at them at a consistent rate
It'd be like having a pet cockatoo then? Just imagine minding your own business at home when all of a sudden your pet yamabiko starts autistically yelling and ranting in gibberish, mimicking all sorts of noises and sounds she heard you make or heard from the TV/computer/outside.
https://youtu.be/XM8aBESf8EI?t=1m9s
Delivery!
>>16924457
Small price to pay for the free delivery of my very own yamabiko plus pizza!
>>16924457
i'll give her my tip if you know what i mean
>>16924685
I don't get it
>>16882257
Kyouko is a rockstar!
>>16925950
Shes quite the singer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj-FXVKHHHw&t=23s
AND she dances very well too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QrRPk8Rpd8&t=47s
Please enjoy her singing and dancing Onegaishimasu.
>>16926033
Wow, this doggly can do math! But can she multiply?
Sleepy yamabiko~
>>16928911
ATTENTION PUP! ATTENTION PUP!
Wakey, wakey, the time for sleeping has ended.
"The time has come," the Yamabiko said,
"To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax
Of cabagges and kings
And while the see is boiling hot
And wheather pigs have wings
Kaloo Kalay no work today
Were cabbages and kings"
>>16905350
I'm still not sure if she is entirely disliking it.
Like if you pet a cat and it turns around and nips you playfully, and still wants to be petted.
>>16932608
Shes drooling and holding onto his arms. I think its safe to say shes enjoying it and wants more.
MG MG MG Kyouko!
Braiding Kyouko's grown out hair!
>>16940050
Kyouko with long hair? Don't see that much she looks good.
Yahoo!
this stupid dogo was made for bullying
>>16942291
Do NOT bully that cute yamabiko!
>>16942298
Stupid doge, be quiet.
>Myourenji Enikki Matome scans are missing page 26
Coffee bath!
>>16951203
Splish splash, the yamabikos taking a bath!
>>16882257
The doggly is going to make friends at school!
I want to pat and take care of the yamabiko
>>16889700
there is only one answer for this....we have a cute girl running around in the nude!
>>16889700
What's Kyouko's owner doing to her?
Kasodani weirdo T-shirt.
>>16963451
らめっ...? Could it be she's enjoying some ramen, but it's too hot, causing her to burn her tongue and slur her speech, and take off all of her clothes in an attempt to cool down?
>>16963826
The yamabiko's bare legs and thighs!
Girls are enjoying a fluffy tail.
>>16882257
I want to kiss her forehead
>>16970416
i have a fluffy front tail for them to enjoy if you know what i mean
>>16896709
sauce
>>16924457
Cheeky doggle
>>16924457
I've seen that picture a bunch of times, but I'm not sure where it's from. Google and iqdb don't seem to help. Anyone mind saying where it's from if they know?
>>16975346
Mean mouse! You should share with the little doggie!
>>16978165
She gives in and gives Kyouko some food!
>>16978179
If Kyouko is happy, I'm happy!
>>16975346
One of Fuantei's doujins probably.
>>16978229
Ah, thanks.
>>16978271
Specifically, the one where Hijiri has to mind her weight. Kyouko and Nue have some great moments in that and the Seija comic. Both have been translated, should be pretty easy to find.
>>16978286
Yep, found it. Thank you.
Couple of cuties getting tucked in.
>>16978229
Futo is an idiot for eating chopsticks with pizza. She deserves getting humped by stupid, tiny dogs.
>>16981771
>eating chopsticks with pizza
How do you normally eat your chopsticks then? For that matter, how do you eat something with pizza anyways? Do you pinch two slices between your fingers kind of like you do with chopsticks (when you're not eating them anyways) or something else?
>>16981796
You need a tool to eat your chopsticks? She's stupid for even attempting to eat something with pizza. Chopsticks are finger food, just pick them up and munch on the ends like a breadstick.
PAT HER
NO BULLI
>>16982098
I am literally, unironically,actually petting her right now as I type this.
Whatcdo you think this lil' pup smells like?
>>16982098
I wanna grab her tail and hold on to it to make sure she cant wag it.
>>16984507
>grab her tail and hold on to it to make sure she cant wag it.
This is how you get dogs to bite you, anon.
>>16984527
No worries. she seems to be all bark and no bite.
>>16984534
Echo the quack, you stupid doggly!
>>16984565
DON'T BULLY
>>16984534
It's a pretty strong bark, though.
>>16985339
I want to fondle kyouko's kyoukos
I wish there are a drawfag kind enough to draw Kyouko over the dog on pic related.
>>16985339
Big yamabiko boobs!
>>16985658
Not a drawfag but I know how to use Photoshop.
>>16985763
That's nice, Anon.
>>16898719
same
>>16984414
kusodani kyouko w
>>16984414
Pistachio chocolate chip ice cream
>>16985658
gj anon that was adorable
>>16984414
A fishy~ smell like sperm from being with those old men under the bridge all the time. That or sweat since shes sweeping so much. Stinky yamabiko!
>>16963288
Okay fine, you got me.
>>16882257
That they are weak creatures who enjoy being harassed and have a strange fascination with some US state.
>>16987501
>>16989553
No, little cute Kyouko can't smell bad, and you two are bullies. Also she doesn't go anywhere with no old men, that's a filthy lie!
>>16987579
Yes!
Look at this happy cutie!
>>16992061
Sexy dog.
sleepy~
Has anyone seen my glasses? I wonder where they could have gone... Do you think someone took them by accident?
>>17004565
Kyouko looks cute wearing glasses, too!
>>17011961
Kyouko looks cute wearing anything!
Especially nothing!
>>16882257
Excuse me, but that seems to be a Canis retardus specimen, they are nearly extinct in the wild, if any harm would come to it you'd have to pay a fine of over 5.000.000.000円
>>17014730
Damnit I want the gif son..THE GIF!! They are supposed to be waving their hands in the air like they just don't care!
So is the pupper a good musician?
>>17017540
People go listen to them, so they have to be doing something right.
>>17017668
I don't see anyone though
>>17017540
I would go to her concert and ask for an autograph.
>>17022304
But then she would ask for yours
MG MG MG
>>17017668
Then look again! That's just the mosh pit anyways. Most of the people are farther back!
>>17028429
It's still empty as fuck boi
>>17017668
Youmu's in the back corner crying because there's too many ghosts and it's too loud for her autistic sensibilities.
>>17036724
You mean like here, where she's freaking out because Kyouko is just doing yamabiko things?
Please do not forget about this cute yamabiko girl!
>>17048847
Who?
>>17048847
But if I forget then she will finally hit eternal rest due to lack of faith
>>17042190
Youmu's freaking out because the mountain yelled at her.
>>17055121
Who is this knock off Kagerou?
It's amazing to me that there's hundreds, if not thousands of Kyouko fanartists out there and they're all worthless secondaries who think she's some generic anime dog girl.
>>17057721
Yeah, because Kyouko's MY generic anime dog girl.
>>17057721
Yeah she's a generic manga dog
>>17057721
Yeah, she's a 2hu dog girl and that changes fucking nothing.
>>17060197
yamabiko are NOT dogs
>>17060437
I never realized what the point behind this image was before, thanks for posting the text to clarify.
>>17060437
She's more doglike than the other two though
>>17055237
She started it.
Go tell that long-tongued liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that dog's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that dog's gonna cut 'em down
>>17061198
Wow her songs got worse since she went solo
>>17061361
Do NOT badmouth Kyouko Cash.
>>17061429
More like Kyouko Cashless.
>>17060437
Fact: doggos tilt their head as a body sign to mean they're listening.
Fact: Kyouko is my doggo and I will not have any of you treat my pet badly.
Kyouko KUSOdani lmao
*click click* *click click* Kyouko likes this thread!
>>17060437
momiji isn't a dog either
>>17063674
None of them are dog really, but at least two of them pull the style well
What a happy, good girl Kyouko is!
>>17061637
Is Kyouko damaged?
>>17069925
She's gonna be when I'm done with her!
>>17065216
wolves are related to dogs
ran and mamizou have better claims to being doghus than kyouko or momiji
>>16924457
>tips
>in Japan
>>16981771
That looks like a fun game
>>17070506
Kyouko is based off the dog-like yamabiko. They're dog-like because they look like dogs. If this doesn't look like a shrugging happy dog then I don't know what would.
Kyouko and her cousin echoing!
>>17074981
It looks more like a rabbit or some kind of rodent.
>>17079803
You show 'em Kyouko!
>>17079803
What a cute yakisoba
>>16894238
Bullying the doggo
these things look like trouble
>>17074981
>dog-like
Pretty sure they look like deformed piggu's dude. If anything I see descriptions of them being compared to birds. Kinda silly since they have no feathers but hang out in trees.
Well, they're fluffy and friendly creatures, and Kyouko is a cutie, so it's ok.
>>17074981
Looks more like a pig to me.
yama-piggu go homu
Kyouko using Byakuren's lap as a pillow
>>17104114
Mommy Byakuren's lap is very comfortable!
Kyouko's not so good at being quiet at night.
>>17111450
Dumb doggly, people are trying to sleep!
Kyouko is cute!
>>17117046
Do you have proof of this anon?
>>17122139
Just take a look at this.
Kyouko has become too smug and annoying, if only there were some heroic faceless males out there ready to deal with her.
Ah.
GOOD MORNING!!!
>>17130844
dumb dog isn't even eating a burger.
Don't underestimate this yamabiko..!
>>17134645
You will not forget this doggly's power...
cute
I'd play this game. How about you?
>>17143305
Sure, only if I get to brutally murder those fairies though.
>>17145088
Kyouko is a gentle, good girl, so the fairies would probably look surprised and fall off the screen.
Just hanging out, relaxing~
>>17151295
get back in your cage doggo
>>17134702
Now I'm motivated
>>17153690
She doesn't want to.
>>17158028
no one cares about her want's. She just needs to do as told.
>>17158028
You'll do what you're told or I'm taking you to the vet to get spayed.
I consider myself strictly anti-bullying, but there's something about that yappy little mutt that gives me an almost primal urge to bully her as hard as I can. I don't know how to feel anymore.
>>17159207
Putting ketchup on a hot dog just makes me want to bully her even harder.
>>17159207
>>17159403
She's willing to fight for her freedom! She doesn't want to get into that cage!
>>17163109
Gosh kyouko sure has it rough with all this bullying and abuse. Good thing she has a lightsaber.
>>17167158
It's leading her to the dark side, though...
>>17143305
Kirby's dreamland, but you have infinite mikes
would get boring after a while
Hanging out with the werewolf!
>>17177181
That's a rude thing to say to the hairy girl
>>17178876
A-are they awooing?!?!
die
>>17184829
Kagerou is awooing, but Kyouko is just echoing her. They're both friends!
Friends!
Kyouko is friends with a newhu, too!
>>17203229
My heart is melting!
>>16882257
When I can't find a sachiko thread, I come to a kyouko thread.
I really like this copypasta, I was there when you first made it, it makes me feel nostalgic.
Would you adopt?
I want to shoot this mutt in the head and torture it.
>>16882257
Just pat her on the head I see you're already doing that so keep on doing it!
Frilly yamabiko!
>>17209954
Absolutely, I would raise her to be a proper young lady.
>>17218428
And have her dress like this!
Bye kyoko thread
Cute girls are calling
What a cute girl!
>>17070608
Haha its funny cause they have small dicks
I'm also a small mutt like creature IRL
Kyouko with her friend tiny Lily White!
>>17241766
Where is Lily black telling her to do evil things?
>>17245462
Kyouko is a good girl, so she doesn't get the devil on her shoulder.
>>17245792
I'm going to sell her into prostitution and make her a ring child (kyo ko)
>>17245809
No way! Byakuren will stop you from doing such a cruel thing to innocent Kyouko!
>>17250641
I'm bringing the Yakuza with me. Don't mess with us, kozo.
>>17250670
So it'll turn into an exciting action sequence where Byakuren uses her magic kung fu to bully a bunch of gangsters? Nice.
>>17250685
We'll bring katanas and guns.
I will be the first to purchase Kyouko's ring child services.
>>17253927
Don't you see that that'll just create a more exciting and action packed scene where Byakuren does Jackie Chan stuff to protect her cute yamabiko girl?
>>17256217
Rocket launcher and bazooka!!
>>17256234
I think you really underestimate the lengths the people at the temple will to in order to protect their cute and fluffy yamabiko girl!
clovers
Gonna pet and hug this cute yamabiko!
Gonna shoot it with my AR-15 (deadly assault rifle)
Yes! Shoot, shoot, kill!
rest in pieces
I'm gonna pet this cute girl and make her wag her fluffy tail!
Hello? Good morning!
>>17287968
Its 1am, stupid mutt
Gonna pet her fluffy ears!
Cirno stealing her thunder?!
I kill all mutts on sight because they're filthy animals according to my religion.
Kyouko stealing it back!
I want to bully this Yamabiko till she's nothing but tears and ahegao faces and then some!
FUKKEN MUTT
>kicks it in the face
Together!
>>17311271
*kicks them in the face together*
>>17272984
>>17273134
>>17276234
>>17287973
>>17301999
>>17306980
>>17307268
>>17312737
WHADDAFUCKiswrongwithyouanonI'llhaveyouknowIhave300confirmedechoesyoubetterstopthisbullyingrightnoworyourgonnagetitnerdyoubetterbelieveit.
>>17241766
Why are Kyouko's ears shaped like Thor's hammer? Is she a Germanic raider, come to plunder our riches?
>>17313251
I can't read this shitpost
megayell
>>17319834
Atomic bomb
I would like her if she didn't have green hair
I'd fuck this pup!
>>17329948
Sick fuck
>>16889747
you would turn into her.
>>17330245
This is probaably true since you have to basically look like her to put it on in the first place
Mutts are shot on sight in my country because they are unholy animals.
>>17333253
Germans are not welcome on 4ch
Kyouko found a strange creature while doing her daily sweeping!
>>17341022
Gross
>>17341113
>>17341022
They're friends now!
>>17344725
Gross
>>17341113
>>17345426
You're gross and nobody loves you unlike Kyouko and Aun-chan!
>>17345473
Gross
I would like to rape Kyouko (sexually) and leave her body in the dumpster.
Happy, cute Kyouko!
>>17349107
after >>17346035 happend
>>17344725
This looks like its made from the same... Entity who draws the horrible Kagerou
Surprisingly they can do a good job when they are not overly obssesed with muh lesbian feminism
>>17349107
This looks really bad.
>>17349107
Looks like one of those nightmarish "attempting to do anime in 3D"
Ugly mutt
>>17350395
Yeah, made by the same person. I follow her on Twatter and she's okay.
Though yeah, her design of Kagerou is a bit too hairy for my taste. But hey, opinions.
>>16882257
they become more obedient and docile when you mount them and assert your dominance as pack leader
>>17358314
Ugly mutt
>>17358484
"When you mount them"
Later today, Kyouko was found dead, flattened to the ground with Anon on top of her.
>>17359071
>"Earlier today a morbidly obese man in his 30's crushed a rare species of canine, known as a "Kyouko" to local residents, under his own weight while attempting to train it with instructions he said he acquired online. Our intern was able to track down said site, and I'm told it goes by the name "Fortune" and is frequented by all manner of obese men with obsessions over such creatures. The next day his lawyer told us his actions were inline with his people's religious beliefs and any legal action would violate his rights as a devout "Otaku" and that questioning his religion's validity would result in our network be sued for emotional damages and hate speech, all charges were dropped and he and his people will be able to practice their ancient "Kyouko Taming Ritual" with out fear of legal action from our network, as we have a policy of promoting diversity and tolerance."
>>17359888
You can make do without using the quote function, you know? It's even more inexcusable since you actually used the quotation marks.
>>16882257
Your mom is a small, mutt-like creature
>>17360094
It's a pretend quote from a fictional news article. That's the joke. That's why he used the quote function.
I'm gonna hug and pet this cute yamabiko girl!
>>17360639
>reddit spacing
They're called "paragraphs" and non-retarded people use them to make text more legible by separating types of content clusters.
This has got to be the dumbest shit to complain about since the conception of 4chan, and complaining about it has only started a few months ago anyways. Kill yourself out of /jp/.
>>17360797
You won't. I'm going to stop you and hurt you.
>>17360916
It's too late. I'm petting her RIGHT NOW and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
>>17360945
>>17360963
She just uses her reflection powers to bounce the bullets harmlessly into the ground. She could have sent them back at you, but she didn't, because she is a good girl!
This is the last
>>17364749
mmmmonday morning motherfuckers
I will hang myself if this thread disappears
>>17366662
I will help!
OH NO, the Kyouko thread is almost over! OP WTF!
>>17368185
Such is life
Kyouko!
Is!
Very!
C U T E ! ! !
NMo
>>17369255
kyouko is secretly in the background too!
which one is the real yamabiko?
Pls stop posting pictures of my Imouto.
>>17369713
They're both the real Kyouko, just at different times!
Kyouko is a musically cute yamabiko!
Never gonna see you again.
Shou scares poor Kyouko.
Animals (skirt cast-off)
I want to have this cute girl say good morning to me!
>>17369733
>>17369255
>>17369730
Post the one with her cheeks being squished!
>>17373569
The only one I have kind of like that has already been posted in the thread. Have this one instead.
You are a mutt like creature
Desire to pet intensifies.
>>17374343
Pet and you will shinnen (die)
>>17374788
>>17374343
It is done.