https://twitter.com/malwrhunterteam /status/850031671244193792

That's fucking fantastic to be honest

Too bad I suck ass at UFO

suck my dick you fuckman i keep an offsite backup of my touhou smut

>>16825254 (OP)
>0.2 billion
I could probably get that by sometime in the second stage.

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/rensenware-will-only-decrypt-files-if-victim-scores-2-billion-in-th12-game/

>When RensenWare finishes encrypting a computer, it will display a ransom note featuring Captain Minamitsu Murasa from the Touhou Project series of shooting games made by Team Shanghai Alice. This screen tells the victim that their files have been encrypted and that they must score over .2 billion in the Lunatic level of a Touhou Project game called TH12 ~ Undefined Fantastic Object. If they do not reach that score or close the ransomware, their files will be lost forever.

Wait, does it erase your files if you don't do it right on the first try?

>>16825535
No, but it forgets the encryption key that it used to seal your files from you.

>>16825562
So basically the same thing. It doesn't say you have to do it on the first try though.

Probably the only way you could get me to play that game again.

I want to hold Murasa's hand while we sink Kancolles together.

>>16825535
>>16825562
Yeah, it forgets it if you shut down the application (it keeps it in memory)

I guess it'd have other defensive measures for memory editing and shit too

Please don't use fractional number representation.

>What the HELL

wth-kun you did a bad thing, shame on you.

>>16825254
This is pretty neat actually, and it would be the ultimate way to learn to play the game since you won't be able to touch your computer till you git gud.

Now come on, that's not fair. At least don't make them play UFO. If the objective is for them to get good, give them a less gimmicky game.

>>16826750
This, atleast make them play not the worst touhou game.

Ransomware. They'll make them accept and like your obscure shoot-em-up instead of hating it.

They should kill themselves.

>>16828034
Calm down

>>16825254
UFOfags will do this because no one wants to score in their shitty game. And no one will.

>>16829056
whats so bad about UFO?

>>16829458
UFOs.

>>16825254
Does ZUN have an official opinion on this? Considering it's malware that is using the game he made after all.

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https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/04/do-you-want-to-play-a-game-ransomware-asks-for-high-score-instead-of-money/#p3

>"I made it for joke, and just laughing with people who like Touhou Project Series," Tvple eraser writes. "So I distributed source code except compiled binary on the web. However, at the point of the distribution, the tragedy was beginning.

>>16830087

The author already released a decrypter.

>>16829056
>>16829889
Wah wah wahhhh actually working for my resources is too hard! Go back to habbo hotel fags

>>16830270
Nor everyone wants to spend hundreds of hours grinding a game just in case they get ransomware.

>>16830360
200m isnt even 1cc tier

>>16830360
You don't need hundreds of hours to get 200m. It's actually super basic and you probably wouldn't even have to 1cc, if that's what you're worried about.

Fantastic undefined malware

>>16830414
This. You can easily get 200m without beating Byakuren, without getting any blue UFOs, without graze milking, and without aggressively absorbing tokens for point value.

wouldn't it be funny if a replay worked

>>16830174
he should also release his balls for 'penalty taking' practice too I think.

>>16831059
It probably would unless it explicitly checks for it. The "score" address is the same whether replay or not.

>>16831233
The thing is, replays don't change your high score so it's clearly not the same thing even if the display location is the same. Depends on where they pull it from I guess. This is coming from someone who doesn't know much about programming though.

I laughed really hard when I saw this.

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Guy who made it apologized.

>whoops I accidentally ransomware

>>16836392
Who are you quoting?

>>16831243
The program wouldn't read your high score because it could easily be higher before you even press a button.

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>>16836420
Are you blind or just fucking stupid?

The only people 'infected" by this were people who were told exactly what it was and then ran it anyway. (after actively seeking the binary out)

>>16825254
It's fucking real.
https://youtu.be/35mNhYY3O3k

Laughing my ass off.

he got his own computer infected and then couldn't beat it himself

>>16839648
Now that he made and released the source code people are going to modify it and use it other ways and unleash it on the wild.

Thanks a lot jackass. Proving South Korea is Worst Korea once more.

>>16836392
"I just made it to laugh with people that like Touhou Project"

I think everyone who likes Touhou found this funny. I'm sad he seems to distraught about it.

>>16836420
>Who are you quoting?
Why is your autism raging?

>>16840428
Anyone who gets infected by this could just as easily have been infected by something that locks up your computer and then forces you to pay them a bitcoin. The technology is out there. It's like blaming Richard Gatling for ISIS.

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>>16840129
>I choose you
>seeing the comment section
>who am I quoting?

Has it a chance to become fan-canon so that Murasa secondary ability is causing computer wrecks and hate for Touhou?

>>16840129
>red girl

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>>16840493
children of the modern era, sailing digital ships through the seas of cyberspace
every man the captain of his own destiny
when SUDDENLY

>>16840584
My oldest pet peeve about this captain is that she dressed like a modern sailor instead of something more antique. Has it ever been explained why?

>>16840129
Thank you reminding me to never read youtube comments again.

>>16840708
why's that? Yall get triggered to be called weeaboos, chumps?

>>16840584

Damn pirates!

>>16840332
Source?

>tfw can do it
bring it on, dude.

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ITS HAPPENING
I HAD TO TRY 20 TIMES SO I COULD POST

FUCCKKKK

Isn't it a bit late for april fools?

>>16825613
But it's the second best 2hu game.

LoLK is first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35mNhYY3O3k

>>16840437
I find it mildly amusing, less funny if anyone got fucked over by it

>>16841858
God I wish. I would shitpost less and play better.

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>>16842856