This is my big sister Hecatia. She's very cute but can't seem to ever find a boyfriend.
welcome <3 hell
try not being such a shit 2hu tbqh
ill be her boyfriend but only if she can promise me that she wont freak out about the piss bottles
>>16803837
>can't seem to ever find a boyfriend
Probably because of that dumb T-shirt she's wearing all the time
That's because there are not males in Gaysokyo
LoLK 2hus are shit
>>16803910
>>16803928
Aya is shit too
Kuso thread.
We need a new photo game so Aya can put the spotlight on Hecatia's darkest secrets
>>16803933
plz no
>>16803947
>>16803837
Well she has no fixed address, fix that and a bloke might have a chance with her.
isn't hecate canonically virgin despite being a greek goddess?
>>16803974
Marisa is a slut who likes to drink cum too much
>>16803983
This isn't Marisa. Before the events of LoLK, Marisa stumbled upon a bizarre parasite while hunting for mushrooms. It quickly jumped into her ear and began to slowly take over her body and mind. Eventually she mutated into a sickly and disturbing deformity who lives off of fear and anguish. A creature so abominable, it can drive the ruler of Hell to paranoia and despair.
By far one of the most chilling creatures in fiction.
>>16804029
Nope. That's how ZEN draws
>>16803837
Don't you know, OP?
She already have you! <3
I unironically like her outfit desu. She gives me a nostalgic feeling.
>>16804269
Hecatia dresses like a slut
>>16804330
I wish people would stop saying such rude things. She lives in Hell, which is not just known for being extremely hot, but with the whole "absolute freedom" deal she says they have going on, it's safe to assume it's also basically the hedonism capitol of the universe.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to dress comfortably in such a place, while maintaining any semblance of modesty? Is it really so wrong for her to be a little stylish on top of all of that?
Hecatia got an attitude!
>>16805073
BLOWN
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>>16805170
Don't bully the tengu pls.
>>16805069
Thank you for making me laugh. Now go to cry with your mom,bitch.
>>16803837
Hell's strongest!
>>16805550
I think I like blue Hecatia the most. If I had to for some reason or another kiss her, then I could just pretend she's Tenshi instead.
>>16803957
Hecate is canonically a virgin
Some of her epithets are like "Kore Monogenes"
which mean "Only-Begotten Maiden", meaning that she is an only child and a virgin
This also means that OP is full of shit, Heca doesn't have any siblings!
>>16803974
Fukuu! na no ze!
I'll be the one to make Hecatia into a woman!
kira kira-- magic hell girl
>>16807353
Nope. She's the one who will make you a MAN,anon.
>>16807423
Actually the one who will make him into a WOMAN!
>>16804269
Cute girl! Cute shirt! CUTE!
>>16807528
Cute slut too
>>16807571
2 /fa/ for 2hu
welcome paizuri
How do i ask Hecatia out on a date?
>>16810280
Tell her straight up that she has nice style but her face would look better with your cock on it.
>>16810280
Like this!
>>16803837
Dude, you should be her boyfriend!
I want to hold Hecatia's hand!
I want to sexually repress Hecatia by forcing her to wear modest clothing, avoid contact with other males, and renounce her slutty, heathen lifestyle in favor of monogamy and fidelity!
>>16812512
I want her hand to hold my cock.
>>16812616
YESSS! WOMAN VIOLENCE IS BEST PLEASURE!
>>16812616
>>16812847
You can stop this bullying at any time now
I want to raise Clappy together with her.
>>16812877
I want to have an affair with Clappy on the side! Having Hecatia get suspicious when Clappy stops acting normal! Forcing Clappy to lie about what's happening and filling her with guilt and shame for stealing her master's boyfriend! Having the best of both worlds, a slutty wife that will do anything in bed and a pure loli fairy to force myself on whenever I please!
>>16812616
>monogamy and fidelity
I-I want do this to Hecatia too!
>>16812852
Isn't bullying if she's enjoying it
>>16812616
Even monogamy would be a step more slutty than she currently is.
HecaT is PERMA-VIRGIN loser!
>>16812616
Marrying Hecat for a monogamous Harem!
Even happily married, it still feels like having multiple affairs!
>>16812927
Please do not give girls lives filled with anxiety.
>>16812943
Being a PERMA-VIRGIN loser with Hecatia!
Being too shy to ever do anything to her!
>>16813165
Yay!
I want to be very close friends with Hecatia but never advance into a lewd relationship, even if she wants to.
>>16803837
why is she such a fucking crybaby
>>16803957
What's is it with being Greek and sodomy? Have people already forgotten Athena?
Post happy Heca. No more crying.
>>16813841
>>16814239
What the fuck is wrong with crying Hecatia meme?
Weird panties!
>>16814926
Heca deserves happiness, despite everything that has happened.
>>16816285
She lives in hell,who the fuck could be happy there?
>>16817681
The way Hecka describes it, Hell is not a place of eternal torture or anything, but rather a place where people are free from restrictions, to do what they want, when they want. The oni who live there probably enjoy it.
>>16821392
So if I wanna mate with her or Clownpiece nothing would stop me?
>>16821392
How original.
>>16821399
Well she sent Clownpiece to Gensokyo and she's extraordinarily powerful so that'd probably stop you.
The best way to describe it would be like Disgaea's Netherworlds. People are free but strength means a lot
>>16821392
Seems like ZUN was too drunk to distinguish between Heaven and Hell. Dammit ZUN!
>>16821392
It could very easily be both. If you can make a name for yourself, you could live the life but if you're sent there because you die then you're basically fairy level.
Like the Prinnies in Disgaea.
>>16821681
Yeah, the way the Hecanator described it, if you slip up even once you're fucked, and if you aren't powerful enough to assert your independence you'd be better off dead
>>16821740
>you'd be better off dead
But people are already usually dead if they're in Hell.
>>16822408
Non-existent, then
Even so, the interview really doesn't even set hell up in that way, either
>>16803837
Who the fuck wants a girlfriend who dresses with slutty clothes!?
>>16826194
Slutty Clothes=! Slut
Heca-tan is pure, PURE I tell you
>artists who draw hecatia's planet too low in her hat so it looks like it's resting in her deformed cup-shaped skull.
>artists who draw junko's hat like a piece of cardboard fixed to a headband or a mystery shape that always turns to face the viewer no matter the angle, like a doom sprite
why are these two characters so cursed?
>>16826461
What is that thing on Junko's head supposed to be, anyways?
>>16826194
How's a t-shirt and a skirt slutty clothes?
>>16827035
It looks like a stylized phoenix crown
>>16806950
Medea is my waifu!
>>16827067
Showing off your shoulders is haram according to /jp/.
Also nothing covering her little feet.
>>16827156
>Medea is my waifu!
You poor bastard.
>>16827203
/jp/ is a E-Caliphate!
Living in harmony under Allah in /jp/!
Hecat is a gay!
>>16826461
I don't get the first problem. To me, the globe looks like it's resting on the polos.
A shame about Junko's fengguan though.
>>16827850
Hecatia's.... unique... toes!
>>16828249
I was expecting a pic of them.
>>16828205
I kind of like this artist's way of doing it, where the globes form to her touch
>>16827067
Let's ask to your mom,anon
>>16812974
I smell the west on this picture
>>16830446
What does the "west" smell like?
>>16831096
Crude oil, saltpeter and mcdonald's french fries.
>>16828205
it's fine in that image, but not in most
Hecatia is my wife, dudes.
>>16831133
This will give me nightmares man. Stop.
>>16831507
But which one? I'm pretty sure hell Hecatia is my wife, man.
Cumming on the breasts of a Goddess !
>>16804029
How is growing Spock ears considered contracting a parasite againyou filthy self hating Borg zombie cretin,ze T_T?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRLUYYUucEs&index=3&list=PLTqVN7gDVmN-dFJftldWql_1gdrmvqXP2
>>16805487
How many kettles have you called black in the last week, eh? Clones of Shinji are worse than clones of Yui. If I got paid for this it wouldn't be enough. Hey kid, give me your lunch money, I'm hitting the race track!!!
HECA-CHAN I LOVE YOU
>>16832290
Liar.
>>16831535
Hecatia's skull is shaped like a mug!!
>>16832496
The planet is shaped like a bowl! Of cereal!! Filled with a mix of delicious rice crispies and lucky charms with a dose of cheerios and cornflakes to artificially inflate the nutritional value on the vitamin stock exchange!!!
>Snap
>Crackle
>Fuck them
>Za waruldo
>>16832290
She hates you,anon.
>>16832470
>>16832633
Fuck off. Hecatia is my wife.
HecaCUTE
Is Hecatia the breakout star of LoLK?
Sagume's initial popularity doesn't seem to be holding up
>>16832818
Just because the Jannysaries hate 'Gu threads doesn't mean she isn't popular anymore.
>>16832745
HecaSLUT*
>>16832929
Walking on VERY thin ice there, Anon.
>>16832818
Clownpiece seems more popular.
>>16832929
Watch out there, shitbird
>>16832929
You're gonna get thrown into Hell, kid.
>>16833264
She's just bitter. Give her time.
>>16832818
What are you basing that on?
>>16832818
What are you basing this on? Sagume dropped a bit in this year's popularity poll but she is still far above Hecatia and a decent bit above Clownpiece, who is between them.
>>16833342
What a good doujin
>>16833378
It was, but sad. Mind break is never okay.
>>16833378
Such an indicator that you're a closeted psychopathic planetary corpsefucker, what pills and ancient serums do you use to keep it under control while you fix oh wait.
>>16833421
>>>/co/
>>16833340
Hell? No problem!
>>16821392
>Hell is not a place of eternal torture or anything, but rather a place where people are free from restrictions, to do what they want, when they want. The oni who live there probably enjoy it.
>>16833382
Anything goes in Hell!
Your sister have a splendid and marvelous legs.
How good is Hecatan's paizuri?
>>16837986
Hellishly good
>>16837972
Hecatia's covered feet!
Hell-Fashion is spreading all over Gensokyo!
>>16838019
Hecatia looks better with boots.
>>16837972
Heca legs
>>16838864
>>16838499
But she's the goddess of feet fetish
>>16833742
You like solving puzzles, don't you Ms. Ibuki Suika?
>Internet-hate-bob.jpjfdksojdk ==-=909g
>>16843253
>she says she never touched that thing though
Heca wouldn't want you toying around with this, remember that next time your drunk at a party. : )
>>16843272
>Maybe caution is the better part of oni valor as is the choice to go patch things up with Yuugi instead
They only let me go because Cirno asked them nicely. The spaceship was worse, but I've never been there. But I still see it when someone talks. Need to go see Yuuka about a mansion.
>>16843298
>In fact you want to go ask the Kappa about a weather controlling device for snowball fights - though that makes you tear up for some reason
A fun clown dragon with super silly eyebrows told me that a friend of mine told him to tell me that I should tell you not to poke around with this thing until you've "leveled your stats a lot and not cheated with too many Rare Candy" and then he gave me a Konichiwa Gato lunch box with a real Cobra Commander action figure and called me a sweet child! Also free airline pilot's cap yay!
>>16807353
Is she currently a man?
Hecatia is for hanging out at home and casual sex!
>>16855826
Hecatia is transgender
>>16863989
That's her purpose in life since she's a slut
>>16866334
SLUT BOOTY!
>>16864002
>>16868944
You FUCKING stop talking shit about Heca right this MINUTE!
>>16869044
That's your fault for marrying with a slut
Anybody got a higher res picture of ZUNs Hecatia? Like this one, but bigger
Anybody knows this parody video from old japanese cartoons involving seiran and ringo making hecatia cry?
>>16869391
2xed it
Is Hecatia also a old hag like Yukari?
>>16869636
Cool! Is more slut now!
>>16869700
No. Yukarin is not as slutty as Hecatia.
>>16869702
SLUT POSTERS NEED to seriously fuck off
Heca is a PURE Cththonic Goddess!!!
>>16869890
This. When she make those magicians in Gensokyo to be crazy powerful so they become mad with powers and start killing everyone,she doesnt do it out of any desire, she does it just because she's bored! BORED!
>>16869890
Sluts are SINNERS! No wonder why she's a goddess in hell... The slut goddess.
>>16869890
Even ZEN approves it
You know, I'm starting to believe that slut posters are sluts themselves or just anons that got badly hurt
>>16806934
Same.
>>16870286
>>16870190
>>16869944
Who hurt you anons?
>>16870415
Same slut... but now with Vocaloid's hair!
>>16871057
Only Blue Hecatia is the slut.
I want this thread to die so that I don't have to see Hecatia crying anymore.
>>16832262
They're elf ears, baka.
>>16807528
What is with shit girls and shit splatter heart shirts?
>>16871124
Blue Hecatia can change her hair color to red and yellow so Red Hecatia and Yellow Hecatia both are sluts too
>>16874322
But only blue Hecatia is a slut. Therefore, the changing of hair color changes whether she is a slut as well.
>>16874392
Their bodies are connected to the same soul so all Hecatias are sluts inside
Slutposters need to fuck off and die already
Heca is CANON PURE
>>16874804
You mean CANON PERMA-VIRGIN LOSER
>>16874812
That's better than being a slut who gives her free virginity to any faggot
>>16874812
I wonder this guy how many girls have fucked on his whole life
>>16875043
what you say!
>>16875131
I say zero then.
>>16875159
9!
>>16875165
You suck Yugi.
>>16874439
We already have a perfectly good slut touhou as it is. Heca is pure.
>>16875589
Sanae is just a regular slut. Hecatia is a SLUT GODDESS!
>>16875606
Sanae is a living god. Therefore Sanae is also a SLUT GODDESS!
>>16875622
Sanae is the SLUT GODDESS of Gaysokyo and Hecatia is the SLUT GODDESS of Hell,we have two SLUT GODDESSES now
Hecatia is in need ofsex_! Spread some love, wont you?
>>16875899
why do my spoilers never work ;_;I hate this!
>>16875899
SLUT EVIDENCE!
>>16875899
Delet this
>>16875976
But it's rape.
>>16876059
Those are tears of joy. The same my mommy had once.
>>16874804
When did Clownpiece become Slavpiece?
>>16877086
Only has two lines not three. Just another generic tracksuit.
>>16877086
She's a Greek Lampade, so maybe because Former Yugoslavia is so close Hecate found new, dynamic Slav fashions to add to their wardrobes
>>16875606
>>16875845
>>16875976
>>16876112
Get in line, stupid slutposters.
>>16877249
Clownpiece is a slut
SluttyEiki
Welcome Heck
>>16878673
Eikis are quick to recognize sin.
>>16879148
Komachi with slut cosplay
A slut wearing another slut's outfit.
Cease this! Hecatia is canonically a virgin.
I like how this slutposter didn't visit Sakuya and Eirin thread but is most active in Heca thread. I smell Lunarian bias.
>>16879500
Really makes you think.
Tummy!
>>16879676
One Heck of a cutie!
I wonder how Hecka would react to being approached by humans in Gensokyo. What with her association with Hell, I can't imagine she very often interacts with baseline humans.
>>16879689
While she *is* super chill, but she probably won't hesitate walking right over you if you got in the way-- most humans probably aren't powerful enough to be even be noticed by her, hell being an absolute POWER meritocracy and all
>>16879817
I wouldn't mind her walking over me, to be rather quite honest, familyman. As long as she's barefoot, anyhow.
>>16879863
Think less literally
>>16879676
Slutty Tummy :3
>>16879889
Aren't you tired of being a shit?
My sister Hecatia is so cute.
>>16879875
You say that, while posting that kind of picture? What would sister Hecka say?
I have yet to see a better picture of Hecatia than this one. >>16838864 is the only one that comes close, >>16832678 is pretty great as well
>>16879898
Isn't Hecatia tired of being a slut?
I want slutposters topost graphic proof.
>>16884462
I have pics of your mom as slut evidence
>>16812974
cute
>>16875344
>That's my daughter's favorite baby-sitter you're talking that non 2nd Impact Earthrealm nonsense jibberjabber about.
>>16895472
I'm glad that didn't stick to nue.
>>16895325
Chibi Slut!
>>16895325
but hekaa-chan's not a goth
>>16895714
That's what she thinks.
>>16895325
Heca is my goth gf.
>>16895714
I think it's supposed to be ironic desuthe actual artist misuses the word goth everywhere, I'm not sure he knows exactly what it means/
>>16896021
I want paizuri
>>16896186
Be careful about what you wish for, mortal
>>16896186
me too
>>16896215
Is that a yes?
>>16896215
I'm too autistic for this. One at a time please.
>>16896215
Someone finally posted proof that Hecatia is a slut.
>>16896287
and Junko... she is a pure slut.
>>16803837
Hope she uses those chains to hang herself and that shitty hot topic outfit, I can practically here the muffled drowning pool playing in the badground
>>16895472
This should become a new meme
What sort of personality does each Hecate have?
>>16896612
Slutty
>>16896612
Red is how Hecatia normally acts, Blue makes her more lazy than usual and Yellow makes her have a shorter fuse on her anger.
>>16896612
Continuously flustered, screams KYAA really loudly and drops you into hell if you try to do anything lewd with her
>>16896568
That was a good thread
>>16897081
>each
>>16897100
What?
>>16897111
the three heckas canonically have different personalities
>>16897119
Oops, I misread that,
I guess it's blond Heca's probably, she's the least popular
>>16897088
>>16897119
Does that mean I can marry THREE Hecks?
>>16897514
You should try sharing, anon!
>>16897533
You still can marry Clownpussy
>>16812616
this sounds boring as HELL
if I was hecaT I would spend my days hunting down horny virgin NEET boys and popping their cherries!
i'd squeeze every last drop of cum out of their ballsacks before dumping them for my next target!
i'd be proud of leaving a trail of men jerking off to their memories of having mindless hedonistic sex with a god-slut in their parents' basement!!!
>>16899451
>in their parents' basement
That is a MAJOR turn-off. I didn't get my own place to NEET it up in just to have the HCT teleport me back to my parents' and bother our dogs with sex noises.
>>16899528
Your semen is going to be coating the inside of my womb one way or another, cherry boy
Headcannon time:
Hecatia is one of those people that doesn't technically have anything wrong with them but you feel like they do when you meet them. She dresses "hip" and "modern" as a way to fit in but drops the ball anytime anyone speaks to her and the person just wants to leave and forget meeting her. She that one kid in school that came in randomly dressed up as a biker wearing slightly too large sunglasses and told you they don't go by their name anymore and go by some dumb nickname like "Spud" and all you want to do is just leave because you feel embarrassed by being bear them until a few days later they come back looking normal and denies that ever happened. The type of person that you always seem to say "Umm...Yeah. I gotta go" to and like to never see again but always seem to run into because you are the closest thing they have to a friend. Both her other bodies are like that too. Her earth body is a NEET and doesn't interact with anyone else. Her moon body is an outcast that lives by herself far away from the capitol for being disgraceful.
>>16804029
Ebin
>>16900311
In my headcannon all Hecatias are sluts
>>16900311
nice autism blogpost nerd
>>16901131
I will be a total fucking jerk in life just so that when I die I'll get to be with Hecka in hell.
>>16902393
You need to beat her in a danmaku match first,anon.
If Hecatia has three bodies, does that mean she can commit suicide twice and get away with it like nothing happened?
what ifyou could have sex with hecatia except with all three of her bodies in a threesome and that's her kink
>>16905142
Would that count as incest?
>>16905142
Is it masturbation if Hecatia chose to play around with her other bodies?
>>16905142
I want to have a monogamous gangbang with Heca!
>>16901548
No, that's closer to doing a pile of weed and cocaine. If you want autism, put the 4chan symbol in the upper corners with a rainbow rage face.
>>16828205
The polos is a multidimensional warpway with the planet at one entrance and Hecatia's head at the other. Power flows through the warpway, but there is enough space inside for both planet and Hecatia without either touching the other.
>>16803837
cute
Hecatia sama and her beautiful best fairy soldier Clownpiece san are ready to invade Gensokyo with us, the inferno residents, earth habitants, are you prepared for the inminent destruction of Gensokyo?
Reminder that Lampads are born from other godly beings.
Clownpiece may just be the daughter of Zeus!
>>16926678
>Reminder that Lampads are born from other godly beings.
>Clownpiece may just be the daughter of Zeus!
CUTE
That also explains how she is so strong!
would zeus be a faceless fat old man that rapes 2hus in doujins?
>>16934790
No, he would have a face and be muscular. And it's not rape if it's god doing it
>>16934823
He should still star in some doujins.
Seriously, Zeus makes a surprisingly good self-insert.
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/together_with_hecaa_chan_2#1
>>16935534
Raising HELLfaries with Heca-chan!
WHEN I WAS
>>16812845
You're going to hold Hecatia's Futa Cock.