Oh hey anon go grab me a beer

>>16743963
Kiss my ass, bitch. Get it yourself.

And give me a blowjob after.

>>16743963
*Grabs two beers*
Free beer

>>16743963
one for you, 2 for me, one for you...

Yes ma'am!

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Cutest little sister

>>16743963
Fuck off back to the moon.

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>>16744376
Sorry my good dude but I'm a SISTER EXPERT and the No. 1 cutest little sister is our girl, Franz. After that is Lyrica, and a close Minoriko for 3rd place.
Yorihime however is indeed the coolest little sister.

>>16744119
aha! I got that one, lol!
*offers a nonproprietary high five"

>>16743963
But drinking beer is impure. What you're wearing is impure.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!

>>16744742
I think you are forgetting the entire point of SSiB right now.

>>16744748
SSiB got to be the most sophisticated written masterpiece as it has so many points and interpretations

>>16744789
Alright, I'll lay it out for you then.
Point 1: They went to steal alcohol from the moon.
There you go.

>>16744742
Lol lunarians following their purity rules is just a meme,otherwise Toyohime wouldn't be a lazy piece of shit.It obvious that Lunarians are able to live long lives is due the medical advances Eirin laid out for the moon people

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>>16743963
Sure; anytime at all

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I love Yori!

>>16744802
Yea but that's Lunar Wine. Not shitty American Beer.

Shitty Beer is impure as it's made on Earth NOT THE MOON!

This is a big difference.

Moonscum threads on /jp/ are bannable offense.

>>16745906
/jp/ is property of the moon

>>16746020
Do the /jp/sies contained within also belong to the moon?

I literally cannot fap to Yorihime. What's wrong with me?

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>>16743963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMsIrKjSM6Y

>>16746192
You know she's a shit character and shit lunarian garbage

>>16744630
more beer
https://spdx.org/licenses/Beerware.html

>>16746327
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Honey_Ale

free beer

>>16745893
What if she only stocks her fridge with shitty lunarian beer? She didnt ask for a miller lite.

Yorihime is a good girl!

Her sister can fuck right off.

Twat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lio4-v7XCt8

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>>16746192
Because moonbitches

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>>16746192
Because you just don't like her. Pretty simple.
Unless you like rape or hate sex, in which case I dunno.

>>16746192
I can but I prefer not to.

>>16746960
Then she's not worth getting a beer for.

>>16749527
But I like her a lot.

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>>16745063
Yorihime would actually be pretty cool if Yuyuko hung out around her, considering she's technically not a resident of Gensokyo, but of the pure Netherworld.

My wife Toyohime is so cute.

>>16750495
Your wife is my big sister, dude.

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I heard she secretly likes little boys

>>16744748
that wasn't beer anon...

>>16743963
>Yorihime
>Being lazy
That's her big sister. Yorihime is the one who doesn't know how to relax.

>>16751136
Don't you have anything better to do, Yorihime?

>>16743963
Isn't this the artist who did the Bubble Butt Touhous?

>>16752534
This is very cute.

>>16752751
NO DON'T REMIND ME

>>16752737
No.

>>16743963
only if i can fuck your sister

>>16743963
i'm a beer

drink me bitch

>>16752534

This is a good image.

Yeah....

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>>16752534
>>16752754
>>16754135
Older women leg locking little boys is always nice.

>>16754345

Nice....

>>16752534
I wish that was me...

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Moon boobs.

TITS FROM THE MOON
ASS FROM THE MOON

>>16754345
I like it more when they're locking the boy's head instead of his dick, honestly.

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>>16755796

Can someone give me a quick rundown of the Watatsukis?

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Probably executed by her own people for failing to defend the moon in 2015

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>>16759646

>>16759673
Damn, I came off as a secondary for trying to reference a meme. I should probably kill myself now.

>>16759676
>>16759673
No Jojo posting.

>>16759673
I come to /jp/ to avoid this type of garbage.

>>16758167
This is what happens when Yukari and Reimu fights seriously

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That was no good? Damn, I like that one. Lewd and hellish, but just safe enough. Well, apparently not, but eh.

>>16759646
Yorihime is Moon Reimu and Toyohime is Moon Marisa. They guard the Lunar Capital, a civilization of powerful gods. However, the Lunar Capital is so xenophobic that it views its own border guards as "tainted by Earth" and blames them for anything that goes wrong. They're actually right that Lunarians are gradually tainted by contact with Earth and lose their immortality, but this "taint" is basically humanity, with all the good and bad that comes with it.

In Touhou Bougetsushou, Yukari comes up with a plan to spook Eirin (a former Lunarian) out of her smugness by having a youkai steal something from the Lunar Capital, which should be impossible even for someone as powerful as Yukari. She has Remilia cause an incident on the Moon so that Moon Reimu will have to deal with it, and gets herself caught in a trap so that Moon Marisa will have to deal with her. Then while the Watatsukis are distracted, Yukari's agent walks in right under their noses and grabs something.

>>16759646
I read SSiB in one day.
You can and should do it too.

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>>16759646

>>16746214
Fuck I searched this image for ages. Thank you based anon

>>16762149
Was getting caught part of her plan?

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>>16759646
Yorihime is basically Reimu with her abilities 100% mastered.

Reimu can call upon the powers of Shinto Gods. But she have no idea that she's doing it, so she's doing it without thinking.

Yorihime in the other hand, can call upon the power of every single Lunar Gods, aka, her entire race,
She can absorb knowledge, akin Keine's ability (she used this to learn about the spellcard rules)
And she tanked / blocked a full powered Master Spark from Marisa.

>>16770180
Of course.

>>16770664
>she used this to learn about the spellcard rules
Then why didn't she follow the rules?
And also does she have an ability equivalent of Fantasy Nature? If not she's still weaker than the crimson slasher

>>16770664
She's also an awful deviantArt OC

>>16770705
Fuck off shotty

>>16770664
This is one thing I don't like about touhou. Power levels are so ridiculous that it's impossible to take anything seriously or have a serious conversation about them, because of spellcard rules and other ridiculousness. And you know it doesn't matter anyway because you know the next game/manga/whatever is probably just going to have another character that's even more OP.

It's sort of like JoJo, in a way.

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>>16770684
Yorihime was able to touch Reimu when she was doing Fantasy Nature.
Yorihime's big sister is more broken than than Yorihime.

>>16770764
Power levels are completely irrelevant to Touhou. If you cause too much trouble then all the other factions will call a truce and join forces to beat you down. Subtlety and manipulation is the real power in Gensokyo.

Yukari knew that Remilia would lose to Yorihime in a fair fight, but she never wanted Remilia to win in the first place (if anything, Remilia winning could have screwed up her plan).

>>16770664
>She can absorb knowledge, akin Keine's ability (she used this to learn about the spellcard rules)
That's just called "being a fast learner". It's also implied that the Spell Card rules were inspired by a dueling format that Yukari saw on the moon (the one used in LoLK), which Yorihime would have been already familiar with.

Japan's national motto for a while was pretty much
>China are the guys with education and culture, we're the guys with street smarts. We can steal Chinese knowledge but they can't steal our common sense, so let's do that and become the best country in the world.
So this is just that, with the Lunar Capital as China and Gensokyo as Japan

>>16770967
>Yorihime was able to touch Reimu when she was doing Fantasy Nature.
[citation needed]

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>>16770764
Lunarians have one giant Achilles Heel. Life itself and it's impurities can be dangerous to them. That's why Hecatia sent fairies, the very embodiment of nature and life, boosted by Junko's purity powers to invade the Lunar capital.

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>>16770992
Well yeah, this is the Dragon Palace we're talking about. Can't do much about those Fairy types.

>>16770992
Kind of ironic that the "strongest and best race" biggest weakness are weak ass fairies.
Cirno could probably unironically beat Yorihime in a fight.

>>16771013
>Lunalien
>LunALIEN
>alien

I feel dumb as H*CK for not noticing this before

>>16771013
Cirno has dual STAB that works SE on Lunarians!

>>16771183
really?

>>16771099
Yorihime is already somewhat impure. She wouldn't be nearly as weak to life as most Lunarians.

>>16743963
Give me three fiddy first

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>>16743963
Shouldn't you be drinking Moonmilk

>>16743963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS_gBVmaqYY

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>>16792625
I want to drink her moonmilk.

>>16752534
Is that her nephew?

>>16752534
/ss/ is shit.

SHIT.

>>16801941
You're S H I T, SHIT! And no one loves you!

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open your legs, im gonna drink my beer in your pussy Yorihime!

>>16801941
You a SHIT
A SHIT
A GRAT one

>>16762149
Eirin helped Remilia and the others get to the moon though, and the "impurity" isn't limited to humans, but present in life and death itself (TH15's prologue also mentions how Earth, or at least Gensokyo, was going to be turned into a pure, lifeless land so that the lunarians could migrate there because fairies).

Also, Toyohime's supposed to be Moon Yukari, messing with Yukari's portals. I like how she spared Yukari in SSiB, and how it relates to one chapter in CiLR when she and Yorihime learned about a moon invasion, and (reminding about their previous mistake of letting one human enter the Lunar Capital, also without letting Eirin know about it; later Eirin told them that they should keep outsiders away from the Capital, or slay them) Yorihime then said that they wouldn't be foolish enough to repeat their mistake, while Toyohime said that they might've become not kind enough to repeat it.

>>16762149
As finely calculated as all of that was, I can't see Yukari doing it simply for a bottle of booze, no matter how good, or to send a message. There has to be some other underlying reason...

>>16801941

it's true

>>16805243
Yukari hates all Lunarians, and Eirin has shown that she's extremely dangerous (to the point where Yukari had to step in personally in IN) and has no plans to change her behaviour. That seems like reason enough to me.

>>16805243
Yukari once led the youkai to the moon to crush their overconfidence and stop their plans to spread outside gensokyo. Apparently it counted as a moon win so she had to something to level the score.

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Delet Lunarian

Hail Yukarian

>>16805243
The underlying reason was to make them paranoid.

>>16805243
Actually, Yukari's plan didn't specify that a bottle of booze be taken. It's just what Yuyuko decided to steal. The ghost could have stolen some priceless treasure or legendary weapon, but she chose a bottle of sake instead.

>>16808991
Well, to be fair, if they stole a treasure or weapon, they'd be a lot more likely to try to come to earth to get it back(or probably just send the Watatsukis)and possibly cause another incident in the process. If it's just a bottle of booze it's not even worth admitting that they got owned by earthlings.

>>16809224
Also because they *couldn't* get it back because the sake had been drunk

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>>16809224
And that's why Yuyuko's a smart lil ghost.

Friendly reminder that hecatia is the strongest touhou