touhou shitposting

Letty Whiterock? More like Fatty Widerock

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Kurodani Yamame? More like Kurodamnit Youmeme.

Fathus are a bad forced meme and you should feel bad.

I want to shove my junk in Junko's trunk

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I wanna hammer the Yama!

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>Be me Nazrin
>Byakuren called the Myouren Temple residents together
>She gave us to thank us all for our duties a day off and free kino tickets for the local AMC Theatres that appeared recently in Gensokyo
>Oh yeah free entry to an outside world building, many treasures ahead!
>Okay we are going to the cinema! *rubbing mouse hands intensifies*
>Shou, Kogasa and me…
>Wait a minute why is Kogasa with us? *big question mark.jpg*
>*I got fucking spooked*
>Anyway Shou, Kogasa and me are going ahead to get the best treasures first
>On the way we see Cirno flying against a tree in full speed and exploding in P‘s
>*TOP KEK*
>Somewhat later we are at the entry of the so called AMC Theatres
>I wonder what happened here that it appeared in Gensokyo...
>We are going in the building
>*IT‘S FUCKING NOTHING.PNG*
>I don‘t even know what a cinema is, but I exspected more treasures
>There are popcorn and cola cups everywhere scattered across the floor and in the corner I saw it a… A BLACK BABY DOLL...
>A FUCKING BLACK BABY DOLL!
>WHO THE FUCK WANTS A BLACK BABY DOLL?!!!
>NOT EVEN NIGGER MONKEY CHILDREN WANT A BLACK BABY DOLL!!!!!!
>SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK
>*for ever poor.webm*
>So now that my pride and dignity are now fulled destructed we three are waiting for the others to come in
>Byakuren came first as exspected
>Behind her that fucking Kyouko that never shut up and has to echo everything what she just heard
>Minamitsu, Ichirin and her Stand『Unzan』are coming next
>Finally Nue and a second Nue came and we can go now together in the cinema
>Byakuren explained to us what a cinema is and that we would see a special version with 3D glasses
>The last question is now in which movie we are going?
>Like I know here in Gensokyo it has to be a movie that no one from outside world can
remember anymore...

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>>16722513
>Oh shit
>It‘s Transformers
>We all go to the ticket seller stall
>*nobody is here.mp3*
>There is a bell push on the fucking desk
>Byakuren pressed it
>Out of nowhere there is a fucking clown with the USA flag as clothing
>Welcome to Hell!…. Ups… Hello and welcome to Hell Theater. How can I help? She said… lol *she said*
>Hello Clownpiece I want exchange my tickets for Tranformers 3D
>Okay, but we have to check three things before first and we need 3$ for every not human extra.
>*fucking capitalism.ico*
>After Byakuren paid the 30$ we did the first test for entering the cinema
>The obligatory penis inspection test
>More than 5 inches aren‘t allowed in Gensokyo
>We all passed
>Thanks to me, Shou and Kyouko we passed the second test easily too
>Namely more than 25% of the guests have to be animal youkai
>The last test was the hardest of them all, we had to watch a new Simpsons episode
>After passing all three we could finally go in the cinema
>*too early plessed.mp4*
>We can only watch the movie first if we buy at least 1 liter of cola and a big cup of popcorn for 15$
>*FUCKING NAZIS.odt*
>After purchasing we can now go finally in the cinema hall
>On the way to our seats I noticed some more worthless plunder from the outside world like a white flag with „He will not divide us“ on it and more nigga baby dolls
>FINALLY.hqdefault
>We found our seats and can watch the movie
>What can possible go wrong now?
>*the movie started.c4d*
>We all put on our 3D glasses
>Besides Kogasa, she has autism
>*why is everyone with a name that starts with K so autistic?.pdf*
>YES I‘M SPEAKING ABOUT YOU KEVIN!
>FUCKING KEVIN!

>>16722517
>…
>…….
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Only 6 minutes in the movie and I got PTSD and had several suicide thoughs because KYOUKO HAS TO REPEAT EVERY FUCKING WORD THAT HAS BEEN SAID IN THE FUCKING MOVIE
>Byakuren whispered to us we have only to wait more 4 minutes...
>4 minutes later
>*NUCLEAR WARNING SIREN SOUND*
>Finally the designed cinema shooter has arrived
>We all applaud her while hiding under the seats, meanwhile Kyouko imates now the siren sounds and the second Nue turned herself in Mamizou again during her sleep

I‘m writing this under my hiding place right now, next to me is a nigger baby doll, where is Reimu if you need her?
I hear sun explosions, she is nea… ……

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raise udongein

Reisen? More like raisin cause no one likes her.

>>16722517
>>16722513
>>16722521
Who are you quoting?

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>>16722608
It's just an autistic type of story telling from other boards x Touhou edition from me

>>16722628
Doing that shit hinders your writing abilities since it makes you get used to writing stories as several isolated sentences instead of flowing paragraphs.

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Clown Piece of Shit

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>>16722658
Okay, I'll make note on it.

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it's a beautiful day outside.
birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
on days like these, NEETs like you...
S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G I N H E L L

>>16722456
Not Fatty Whitecock?
>>16722658
But part of the "humor" stems from the bulletin-like structure of the story.

Isn't ``shitposting'' a /v/ meme?

Not cozy...

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>>16722707
You shut your pickle colored piper puss of a mouth or pay special attention when you type or talk about my little girl.

>>16722522
Expand Udongein

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Wizard Yukka will never return.

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>>16723244
okay this thread has gone too far now

>>16723212
I'm so hungry, I could eat you.

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>>16722465
>Youmeme
More like yourmommy, amirite?

Here's some good shitpost.

>>16722558
Given Rumia's habit of seeming slightly airheaded and her penchant for eating things, you'd think someone with a shred of sense might hesitate shoving their(assumedly)dick in her mouth.

>>16722558
what is this from?

>>16723991
https://exhentai.org/g/426574/ec4f808a29/

>>16723413
>Nothing on Earth could come between them
I would.

>>16722450
del

Flandre? More like FlanGAY!

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honky

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AWOO

>>16723366
Why won't you accept any of my attempts at friendship you lazy weirdo?

Yuyuko Saigyouji? More like Yucko Saggage

kuso thread

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Remember Niwakasagihime? It was short lived but kind of funny.

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>>16725450

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I have decided to post in this thread and grace all of you losers with my presence.

Aren't you thankful?

Also, check out this 2hu.

>>16740050
I've never seen an uglier crossdresser in my life.

>>16740069
Hey, that's no way to talk about Reisen.