Sad touhou thread

Im a sad human.

Some humans touhous are sad.

Therefore im a touhou.

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OK

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>>16717391

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>>16717280

>>16717445
that's not even high enough to kill urself desu

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>>16717280
ANGRY 2HU

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Sakuya got FUCKED UP.

>>16717485
That'll teach her to not mess with me ever again

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>>16717414

>>16717529
but I know this bat

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>>16717485
She got better.

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Hecka is crying, /tg/.

>>16717550
*/jp/

>>16717463
git gud.

You don't need complete suspension to an hero that way. You just need enough pressure on your carotids to stop blood flow.
If you do it correctly you don't even suffocate, you lose consciousness in like 15 seconds.

There is this famous, and old liveleak video of that guy hanging himself while streaming it. He just put his back to the wall, and squatted. His feet didn't even leave the floor.

>>16717540
You sure? I think she's missing an arm there.

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>>16717289
You could have made her yours Alice, all for just a little mercy and effort from the runaway princess of Makai. Tsk, yes it is to tsk multiple times says I.
> Devilman Crybaby
>>16717295
>No amount of booze-festivals will allow her to unsee it now until she saves Marisa and returns the 13 Youja Banshee's of Hatate and Momiji Doo to the treasure chest
>>16717296
I'm not even jumping ahead in this thread
>>16717297
Pic very related, but Heca is always the trendsetter
>>16717305
You can guest star Clownpiece as often as you need, like the Harlem Globetrotters!
>>16717316
>Has a Vincent Price voice emulator megaphone and sings "Somewhere over the Rainbow" when all alone
>>16717322
This is what you're fighting to have again
>>16717328
But you don't really try your best do you?
>>16717338
Tenshi knows your failings/sins!
>Opening theme is the same as 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo
>Closing theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya3ZrmjzoTw

Well golly gee fucking nuclear wessels:
>the rest of this thread

>>16718131
what are you even saying

>>16718145
Not even a laugh, how sad of you.

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>>16718145
>>16718145
You're right, I meant to post this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMQgrLeTIvc

No more sad threads is what I'm saying.

>>16718258
Why not? Sad touhous are nice to look at.

>>16717920
Arms are just for decoration.

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>>16717485
Good

>>16717475
Do a backflip!

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>>16717280
I felt like this story was a bit sad.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/3181

>>16718417
I KNOW THAT'S YOU YOU IRISH GIT

>>16717280
Why is Marisa crying?

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Thread song:
https://youtu.be/4N3N1MlvVc4

>>16720143
Have we met before because I swear you've mistaken me for this guy before? Are you a grill?

>>16718979
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/3181

That Sakuya was utter horseshit and completely against the greater good of her Mistress AND Rinnosuke. Junko needs to give her free swimming lessons until she learns otherwise.