How would Marisa taste?

With her tongue

>>16625885
Human meat has been recorded to taste very similar to veal, not quite beef but slightly older than newborn.

Salty milk and coins

>>16625996
But is she too busy being delicious?

>>16625885
Ordinary.

>>16625897
Where did you hear that? I read it is similar to pork but even more flavorful.

Maybe it depends on the body part

>>16625885
Why would you want to eat her? All those mushrooms have probably made her poisonous or something.

>>16625996
But Marisa is a compulsive liar.

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>>16625885
How would all of the 2hus taste

>>16627045
Reimu - stale rice crackers and flavorless tea
Marisa - unidentified potions and mushrooms

Rumia - raw meat
Dai-chan - sunlight
Cirno - ice and cold pee
Meiling - butt sweat and laziness
Koakuma - pantyhose covered in lube
Patchy - moldy cake and dust
Sakuya - fresh laundry and elegance
Remi - fine wine (with a hint of blood)
Flan - sweets and crayons (with a hint of blood)

Letty - snow covered in pee
Chen - furballs
Alice - plastic
Prismrivers - tasteless (like their music)
Youmu - freshly sharpened steel and fluffy clouds
Yuyuko - curry rice and cherry blossoms
Ran - extra thick furballs
Yukari - anti-wrinkle cream and used diapers

Wriggle - dung
Mystia - KFC
Keine - old books and chalk
Tewi - annoying little shit with a hint of trickery
Reisen - rabbit soaked in drugs, lots and lots of drugs
Eirin - dentist's office
Kaguya - unwashed, sticky underwear and piss bottles
Mokou - coal and burnt feathers

Dirty tomboy pussy

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>>16627397
why does Cirno and Letty both taste like ice + pee?

>>16632093
It's only Cirno who tastes like ice, unfortunately no one told her you're not supposed to pee yourself and she never figured it out for herself.
So everytime she needs to go she just stands there and lets it all out.

As for Letty, well she actually only tastes like snow, but since Cirno likes to hang around her so often...

>>16627397
cont.
Suika - booze and a firecracker going off in your mouth at the same time

Medicine - unknown (no one who tasted her lived long enough to tell the tale)
Yuuka - sunflowers and violence
Aya - morning breeze with a hint of a brewing scandal
Komachi - salty coins
Shikieiki - justice garnished with righteousness

Shizuha - disappointment
Minoriko - half-baked sweet potatoes (canon)
Hina - fortune cookies
Nitori - fresh, crispy, cucumbers! - what else? but also rubber dripping with water
Momiji - wet dog
Sanae - $10
Kanako - decayed rope and sweaty sandals
Suwako - freshly plowed soil after an abundant rainfall with a lingering taste of frog legs

Kisume - water from a well that's been used to dump dead bodied into
Yamame - silky taste followed by mouth cancer
Parsee - jelly
Yuugi - booze and party snacks
Satori - warm slippers and zoo
Orin - bunt fur
Okuu - molten iron poured down your throat followed by mouth cancer
Koishi - pistachios! - because why not?

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Good posts!

>>16632334
why does parsee tastes like jelly?

>>16632351
You should consider leaving and never coming back.

>>16632334
Koishi is the best

>>16632351
Think about it a little, and I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out.

>>16632334
cont.
Iku - fish wrapped in a rag and left to rot
Tenshi - whipped, squashed and stepped on peaches
Hatate - cheap nailpolish

Nazrin - sewer fermented cheese
Kogasa - whatever it is, it's surprising
Ichirin - cotton candy
Murasa - lungs filled with water and ocean floor
Shou - frosted flakes
Byakuren - leather and motor oil
Nue - unidentified

Kyouko - dog fur and bleeding ears
Yoshika - rotting flesh infested with maggots
Seiga - blast processed asbestos
Tojiko - battery acid
Futo - napalm in the morning
Miko - hair gel
Mamizou - huge, hairy balls in your mouth

Wakasagihime - fish sticks
Sekibanki - Head & Shoulders shampoo
Kagerou - even more thick fur in your mouth
Benben - extreme riffs
The other one - something else than Benben
Seija - the opposite of what you think it is
Sukuna - leftover ramen
Raiko - sick beats

>>16627397
>>16632334
>>16632966
Very good posts. I want to know what Mima tastes like though.

>>16625885
Old pickles

>>16633073
An urban legend.

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>>16632966
>Mamizou - huge, hairy balls in your mouth
Yes please

I am assuming CP tastes like a Big Mac

>>16632966
Nue - unidentified but also fantastic

>>16632966
>>16632334
>>16627397
Thank you for putting so much effort into responding to my shitpost

>>16644079
Thank you for putting so much effort into shitposting in order to allow me to put so much effort into responding to it.

>>16633268
I'd think she tastes like fried twinkies.
You have to add your own cream though.

>>16625885
Humans taste like pork apperently

>>16654436
I heard we taste like veal

>>16625885
Like that cream of mushroom shit.