Alice is cute! CUTE!

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Alice is lonely!

>>16623549
Alice is adorable, I want to marry her and raise a soccer team's worth of kids with her!

The rapebait Touhou

I am Alice.

>>16624007
Marry me.

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>>16624007

>>16623549
Not really!

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>>16629475
Fuck you!

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>>16624007
>>16625599
Why, whenever I post that, I get no replies like this ;_;
>>16629267
I even put in the effort to create this picture

>>16630935
That's because being Alice-chan is suffering.

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>>16631040
Suffering.

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>>16625599
>>16629267
>>16630935
No, truthfully I am the one true Alice. This is a picture of me.

And no, I will not marry you.

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>>16631332
No, I am! But..

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>>16624007
>>16629267
>>16631332
If none of you will marry me, I'll just have to rape you all to try you out and take the most Alice-like as my sex slave.

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>>16631429
Hello, I am speaking on the behalf of these two:
>>16624007
>>16631332
imposters; they are not Alice, so don't worry about that part.

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>>16631515
Well, that makes it more simple, then. I'll just kidnap you to be my unwilling wife in my rape dungeon.

Alice is one of my top 5 favorite 2hus.

>>16632042
Alice is my top favorite 2hu for insect bestiality.

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Alice is for sexual

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>>16633003
Alice is for watching me get sexual with Shanghai.

Cave Alice

>>16633099
Is Parsee just Alice after meeting Keine?

Let me be frank: I want to marry Alice, and be with her for the rest of my life.

>>16634978
Too late, Alice is mine.

>>16632083
You seen the other one? She turns into a Dark Souls Half-Spider. [/spider]

>>16623549
Alice is dating Patchouli! CUTE!

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>>16636073
No! AliMari is the one true ship!

>>16636323
I'm sorry but I love and respect yuri too much too ship a disgusting normie pairing like AliMari.

>>16633092
How does a Doll blush?

Is Arisu a lich?

>>16636991

she's a bitch!

>>16634978
Honestly, I just want to be part of Alice's doll collection.

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>>16636384
It's only "normie" because they're so obviously perfect for each other that everyone else can see it!

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>>16633003
Alice's feet!

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>>16638629

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>>16638639

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>>16631412
>>16631515
No.

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>>16646485
Ouch..

>>16646485
Ahh...
I want to impregnate Alice's bust.

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FUCK YU.

I'm Alice, the real deal, right down to the yuckin' marrow of my bones.

Don't lump me together with you hat-less humans.

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Legit Alice coming through

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Making Alice get naked and watching her get red in the face and tingly in the crotch!

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>>16638629
Her cute smelly feet!

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>>16650005
Alice is made for tit impregnation.

I want to bring my life as a gift to Alice!

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>>16658569
I want to cum inside Alice and create new life!

Thank you for being cute Alice. Please continue being cute.

>>16664237
Literal secondary trash. For both fandoms.

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Which Alice do like better?

>>16665369
Left of course. Because I'm a primary.

>>16665369
>pre-battle trash talk that 100% of characters do is their actual personality
I like the "the doll equivalent of a crazy cat lady, who looks creepy but is actually a nice person, and is powerful but never goes all-out due to crippling insecurity" Alice.

>>16665369
I think that she's not really either of them--based on the manga and other supplementary materials, she's a nice person, although somewhat aloof.

>>16665369
I like how they both have big tits.That should be canon.

>>16665369
>>16665532
Taking pre-battle smugness as 100% canon personality is idiotic, especially when we know for a fact that Alice is a nice person who even performs puppet shows for the village. She's just kind of a weirdo and people who visit her house to rest are unnerved by all her dolls.

She just really likes fighting.

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>>16664237
>You will not post or request [...] calls to invasion ("raids")


Now, post more Alice.

>>16665369
>According to ZUN
And according to ZUN as well, Alice is a genuinely nice person.

>>16666449
She let those idiot fairies crash at her place and gave them snacks and tea until those celestial sparrows swarmed in and busted them for being LIARS.

Alice cutely had her dolls feed some crackers. It was cute. She's a really good hostess. Shinki made sure she was raised right.

>>16666926
Alice has a fairy rape dungeon at her place.

>>16631526
Alice in chains!

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>>16667713
Those aren't chains, anon.

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Alice is my slave prostitute, dudes.

arisu boobie

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Going to school with Alice.

Alice needs a shovel in her temple! TEMPLE!

>>16634978
whos frank, and how come he gets to be married to alice???

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Beautiful one I love, beautiful one I adore.

She's absolute garbage. I genuinely wouldn't let her suck me off even like for $6.40

>>16679660
But 6.39...?

>>16688120
Shovel posters should be banned.

i like alice
im a filthy horrible secondary
i dream of a powerful fantasy alice
she likes me in the dreams.
i made an oc of alice
i have no friends like alice
sometimes i dream about crossplaying alice.
i want to kill myself

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Alice is dressing up!

>>16697799
That whole book is pretty hot, but this was definitely the highlight. Great taste.

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the best of both worlds

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This is the feet of Alice.

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Having Alice be a nude model while I study her body intimately and draw every lewd detail! Watching Alice turn bright red, shake with embarrassment, and sweat nervously while she tries to maintain her pose that displays her nude body to me! Alice's nipples getting super erect and her vagina dripping with sticky embarrassment-fluids! Telling Alice I need to use the bathroom when I really just want to walk to the other side of the room so I can see her butt!

I love embarrassed flustered Alice!

>>16699913
I want her to peel off her socks so I can see her bare feet! I also want to smell and rub them!

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>>16672897

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FINGERLESS GLOVES TURN ME ON

>>16726135
this is arisu's thread, remimi.

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>>16688120

Your move, shovel-kun.

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>>16727358

>>16726135
How did this get here?

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>>16688120

>>16712097
Oh, so that's where it's from.

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bigu arisu

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It seems that the shopkeeper smells very nice

>>16730550
"Sorry that I accidentally sent a doll bomb to your house!" It was meant for the mansion, I swear!"

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kissu

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>>16732542

Alice a shit

Remember that vid where she lost a battle and a freak turned her into his puppet？

>>16736570
More like KUSO amirite?

>>16743696
I ship them

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>>16697799
>>16697832
Sauce?

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>>16731919
Another!

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>>16732542
>>16739991
lmao'd @ this

https://twitter.com/xSakaEx/status/832207731876524033

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Arice... Arice... NO THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON!
WHAT... WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR???!!!!

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I want to rape alice with a shovel!

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I Want to Ejaculate Inside Alice!

>>16633003
This was actually a real game
http://html5.plicy.net/GamePlay/36255

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>>16736570
*smooch*

>>16745645
What a coincidence, I want Alice to ejaculate inside me.

>>16745645
Why does Alice get bound by puppet threads so much? It seems like the worst thing to tie her with given her abilities.

>>16747711
She tied herself, because bondage fetish.

>>16750618
that's me

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>>16755683
That's me, asleep next to you.

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>>16624007
gp (good post)

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>>16755706
Someone translate

>>16755711
My Japanese isn't perfect but I'm pretty sure she's saying "the pleasure of being cummed inside".

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>>16750618
That's me hidden under the blanket, giving a rimjob to Arisu.

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Alice is literally me
;_;

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>>16755870
I love Alice.
Therefore I love you.

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I want to marry Alice.

I want to sexually harass Alice at a time where she can't avoid it! I want to feel her cute fatty butt! I want to """"accidentally"""" brush her jiggly boobs! I want to make Alice feel violated!

>>16750449
Hey, Alice! I-I can see your b-butt in that sweater...!

Hey Alice. I love you.

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>>16759054
I don't!

>>16762619
Not that anon but:

wow rude.

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I love love love Alice. I've loved her for many years now! Every nice thread to Alice is a wonderful thread OP

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>>16766973

That sounds really warm and nice. Tell me about your love for Alice, I want to hear~

I would befriend Alice just to get close to her mom.

>>16769919
But Shinki is a decrepit old woman! What could you want with someone like her?

>>16770578
I always wanted to be friends with Satan.

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>>16665369
>Go any further and I won't mind even if the mistress kills you!
>Or is it you who will be killed ?
Youmu vs Reimu pre battle talk from the same game where Alice said that shit, OMG REIMU COMFIRM SYCOPHAT XDDDDDD.

At least that's what you sound like.

>>16750618
That's me monitoring all your internet traffic and webcam

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>this thread

>>16781667
that's me

>>16745692
is there an english translation

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>>16785567
Alice and Alice are friends!

>>16665369
I wish there was a single thread about alice that didn't contain this image created by a super autismo

Alice is my sister.

>>16788774
Your sister is my wife.

>>16789752
Your wife is my sex slave

I like Alice very much!

>>16785650
Doubtful. There might be english coments on teh nico version http://game.nicovideo.jp/atsumaru/games/gm1838

>>16790056
Your sex slave is my paizuri slave, dude.

>>16755711
"To think that what you [want to] rope so tightly and ravish is boobs... Pervert (heart symbol)"

>>16812949
What is Alice so flustered about? She'll get messy if she eats like that.

>>16812949
What a slob

Alice paizuri?

Just watched the third 2hu grand prix.
Alice was very cute. I want tug her tight and tell her everything will be fine.

>>16623549
Alice a shit

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>>16827266
You a shit

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Teasing Alice about her smelly feet! Making her so flustered that she sticks them in your face to prove that they don't stink! Lying and telling Alice that they're super smelly just to make her even more flustered! Cumming on Alice's cute soles!

I love Alice's feet!

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>>16827266
Spotted the librarian.

>>16830711
oh god i wish that were me

arisu

>>16830711
Not him, but holy shit no.
Alice and Patchouli love each other! They belong together!
And Marisa belongs with Reimu!

>inb4 hurr Marisa and Reimu are Just Friends™/Rivals®
Nope, they fug all the time inside my head, and that's all it takes

>>16832097
>Nope, they fug all the time inside my head
How do they fit inside your head!?

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>>16832142
One from each ear!

I want to have a hundred babies with Alice.

>>16699990
>1 66 9999 0
Such a cute post getting both quads and dubs, with a zero at the end. This cannot simply go unappreciated.

>>16836562
bad post

>>16836581
bad reply

Is it true she smells like old cat pee?

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>>16838302
No, that's wrong! Alice smells like a nice and refined cup of tea!

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reminder that this is the thinking mans alice

>>16840405
i'm thinking something alright -- that this alice is bad and the puppeteer is better

>>16838302
She doesn't buy her perfumes from where you live.

>>16838338
Wrong!

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M-Marisa...

>>16623549
Ugly

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>>16850212
Nah ah

Alice has the scent of her mother.

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I just want to be Alice, ok?

>>16853538
You should start by becoming my wife, dude.

>>16853538
No

>>16853538
Me too.

>>16853538
I am Alice irl.

Well, not literally, but my name's Alice.

I wish I looked like her tho.

>>16857504
Hello Alice.

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>>16857504
Teach me!

>>16857504
>His name is Alice
B-But that's a female name anon!

>>16857504
Alice!

DO YOU MAKE DOLLS?
DO YOU LOVE DOLLS?
DO YOU MAKE LOVE WITH DOLLS?

CALL 1-800-MAKELOVEDOLLS RIGHT NOW!

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>>16857504
Cute!

>>16858294
Looks like Shanghai has resorted to a phone sex job after all that debt she accumulated.

>>16637644
She will dress you in a kigurumi of shanghai, and lock you in it. God that sounds hot.

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>>16638629
Alices butt :3 best ass in 2hu, i <3 alice

>>16853538
Out of all the 2hus alice would be the one to be. I wanna make sweet babies with alice and hand hold

>>16860850
That sounds like one way to make that happen. Also probably the most erotic way.

>>16857504
Fuck you to the moon, I'M Alice, the real Alice

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>>16862938
Prove it.

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>>16862938
Why can't we all be Alice?
I really want to be Alice..

>>16863374
Why don't you become my girlfriend then? I'll provide you with all the support you need to become Alice.

>>16866471
Nice dress, dude

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>>16866471
Do you have the full set? I've only go this one.

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>>16866528
Sad!

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>>16866471
>>16870498
Nice kitchen, dude.

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>>16870498
Could you upload them somewhere, pretty please?

>>16870637
>4:20

>>16871111
How could I possibly say no to those digits.

https://mega.nz/#!FfZFAaJB!dRW9jNdVa056JOt5Whsyj8nw_j_rwcpKGqyFNPv1cOQ

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>>16871584
Thank you!

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>>16871584
Much obliged <3

Please don't post /b/ camwhores in this thread or at all.

So why does she take the dream pills?!

Is it because of her PTSD?!

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>>16875234
Yes, she has nightmares about the time Reimu and Shinki burnt an entire plane of existence down around her.

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>>16875713

And then when she went to take revenge, a more physical trauma awaited.

>>16866471
What if that's actually the real Arisu?

>>16880580
Then her boobs are smaller than any of us imagined.

>>16880541
>>16876607
Stockholm Syndrome with Yuuka?

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>>16623549

This is my best Alice picture ever. Please cherish it like I do, friend with good taste.

>>16885572
Cute Parsee, dude.

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I love Alice very much!

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alice is S E X Y!!!

>>16897438
Alice's mom is sexier.

>>16897441
But she's an old hag!

>>16897983
I love hags!

Why does it hurt so much /jp/ ?

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Alice won't stop puking blood everywhere and I really think she should go to a hospital.

Her health aside, you can't just put magical texts in the dishwasher.

Faggy London Dolls

I wonder how many of my sperms have perished in vain without every getting a chance to reach Alice's eggs...

Alice was once an ordinary Christian girl but once her parents found out about her magical powers they disowned her. Strangely enough, she later got adopted by Satan.

>>16920215
Dolls are the cutest thing ever.

After Alice herself, of course.

>>16857504
Please be in London.

>>16935434
Hot!

only kids play with dolls

>>16917681
so much better looking than Johnny Carson when she does that.

>>16920215
Cute

I think it would be fun to smack Alice around.

ＡＬＩＣＥ ＡＮＤ ＭＡＲＩＳＡ
ＳＩＴＴＩＮＧ ＯＮ Ａ ＴＲＥＥ
Ｋ-Ｉ-Ｓ-Ｓ-Ｉ-Ｎ-Ｇ

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Impregnate the Arusu

>>16947060
who?

>>16947072
You.

>>16946608
But Alice loves patchouli

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>>16623549
Too bad she's destined to be alone.

>>16947680
as sempai ,no more

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politics with Alice!

>>16948572
this makes no fucking sense

>>16948572
Who the fuck is the girl on the top right supposed to be, Patchy? Would artists stop radically changing iconic things about characters?

>>16948686
Read Kant, Hegel and Schopenhauer pleb

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3 mins in PS later...

>>16949718
I did so in the third year of highschool.

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Alice is best Miko.

>>16636475
Magic. She ain't gotta explain shit.

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destroyed alice

Do you think Alice would mind if I groped her in public?

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fuck alice

>>16970459
Pls no bully

>>16958738

I don't get it anon-san. Why is Sakuya's name there?

>>16982485
That's the joke.

I'm a heterosexual white male that wants to marry Alice and have 1 daughter!

>>16987650
Do you really want Satan as your mother-in-law?

>>16988005
Satan being satan and all makes her unable to disapprove of you doing the most sinful and lewd acts with Alice

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>>16988005
>implying I give a damn

>>16989879
Who are you quoting?

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>>16970459
Gladly!

>>16995588
There's no one on the end of the line

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>>16995588
go to hell

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Why is everyone being so mean to Alice?

>>16997799
>>16631040

*unsheathes shovel*

>>16999322
Nothing personality, dollmaker
*Bludgeons Alice repeatedly*

DAY OF THE SHOVEL SOON

>>17003599
no

>>16623549

Is this part of the alicism cult?

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Alice has been captured!

>>17013865
I won't save her.

>>17019298
Doesn't seem like she'd want to be saved.

>>17019437
I guess I have to save her then.

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>>17019467
Better hurry up!

>>16665369
Why not both?

>>17019515
Dont

>>16623549
No she's not.

>>16997331

Ninja is supreme and you have double crossed it.

Why did you do that?

>>17027751
Fck off, Patchouli

goodbye arisu... forever.

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Bothering cute Alice!

Alice devoted her study into making an independent doll after seeing one.

But she did not mention... that SHE was that doll!

>>17036012
Shinki made Alice without a soul. Alice tries to create autonomous dolls because she herself is one.

Alice is my waifu for life.