Which Touhou girl would you...

Marry: Mima
Fuck: Yuugi
Adopt: Medicine

Kill: OP

>>16604274
Why would I not fuck the girl I marry?

>>16604274

macdonoroad pet.

Marry Alice
Fuck Alice
Adopt Alice

Sorry Shinki.

>>16604391
You can, but with the "fuck" option I meant you would only have occasional sex without being in a serious relationship, more like just a sex buddy.

Marry: Heca
Fuck: Heca
Adopt: Marisa

>>16604274
Marry: Shinki
Fuck: Yumeko
Adopt: Alice

Seriously, you get a goddess and you can legit screw her maid on the side when she is busy.

>>16604274
Marry: Shinobu
Fuck: Shinobu
Adopt: Shinobu
oh wait you said touhou

>>16604616
This would also be amazing. Yumeko is likely an amazing fuck.

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>>16604274
Marry: Marisa
Fuck: Marisa
Adopt: Marisa

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Marry: Benben
Fuck: Ran
Adopt: Kyoko

Marry: Marisa
Fuck: Sakuya
Adopt: Cirno

Marry: Alice
Fuck: Hina
Adopt: Medicine

>>16604616
In the same vein
Marry Yukari,
Fuck Ran,
Adopt Chen

>>16604274
Marry Reimu
Fuck Yukari
Adopt Tewi

>>16604925
I'll go along with this theme.
Marry Yuyuko
Fuck Youmu
Adopt Myon

or

Marry Youki
Fuck Yuyuko
Adopt Youmu

>>16604925
Marry Chen,
Fuck Yukari,
Adopt Ran

Marry: Junko
Fuck: Hecatia
Adopt: Clownpiece

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Marry: Kogasa
Fuck: Seija
Adopt: Kyouko

I believe this is the ideal.

>>16604274

Marry: Satori
Fuck: Tewi
Adopt: Koishi

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Marry China then fuck China then adopt Team Baka.

>>16604944
That second one is gay

>>16604274
Fuck Yumemi
Marry Yumemi
Adopt Suika

>>16605072
It's gay whether I fuck or marry the elder Konpaku, so what choice do I have? And I don't think Youki will take kindly to some human faggot a couple hundred years younger than him adopting him.

Yukari
Ran
Chen

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>>16604274
Marry: Shinki
Fuck: Mima
Adopt: Alice

I'd really want to treat Alice as my daughteru and have vanilla sex with Shinki!

I'd also really like to find out how to fuck a spirit

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Marry: Sanae
Fuck: Sanae
Adopt: Kogasa

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>>16604274
Marry: Seija
Fuck: Seija
Adopt: Seija

Marry:Sakuya
Fuck:Eiki
Adopt:Remi

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>>16604616
Alice cucked you. thresome revenge?

Marry: Youmu
Fuck: Youmu
Adopt: Shinmyoumaru

>>16604274

Yuuka
Rinnosuke
Lily

Hina
Hina
Nobody comes to mind.

>>16607316
Seriously? So many great Touhous to choose from and you want the dork?

Eh.

>>16607637
What about Hina?

Marry: Sagume
Fuck: Sagume
Adopt: Seija

Patchouli
Marisa
Kogasa

>>16607670
You can't adopt my waifu.

>>16605072
Not if you don't fuck Youki.

Marry: Nazrin
Fuck: Suwako
Adopt: Rinnosuke

>>16604274
Please don't /b/ring this trash here

>>16605099
What made you think marrying an old man was a good idea?

>>16604274
Marry: Youki
Fuck: Youki
Adopt: Youmu

>>16604274
>Marry
Kaguya, oh dearest Kaguya. I'd glue her wedding dress to her body our first night in the marriage futon. No bride more beautiful
>Fuck
Ran. Fox in heat + 9 fluffy tails, that'd be some wild stuff.
>Adopt
Youmu because she'd make a good daughteru. Lolihus are the obvious choice but I always Youmu as being just slightly out of that territory.

Marry: Wriggle
Fuck: Clownpiece, as roughly as possible
Adopt: Lunachild

Marry: Eiki
Fuck: Marisa
Adopt: Cirno

>>16607706
your waifu is my waifu's daughteru, dudester.

Marry: Sakuya
Fuck: Sakuya, I'm not into cucking my wife
Adopt: Flandre, by force, I would have taken Kogasa if my beloved wasn't at the service of this Remilia brat

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>>16604274
Marry: Yuyuko
Fuck: Reimu
Adopt: Chen

>>16604274
Tewi - she's already been my waifu for 10 years.
Suika - partying with the loli oni!
Suwako - second best Touhou but Suika "beats" her for the fuckbuddy-role..

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Marry: Cirno. When couples love each other they do lovey dovey stuff too. Sex is just part of love.

Suika: She.. she just gets me... those horns... so good.

Adopt: Sukuna

>>16604366
the finest taste

Marry Nitori, because I want to be with her forever!
Fuck Patchouli because she's soft and plump but would probably be unable to maintain a full relationship.
Adopt Cirno because she's a cute baka and I want to educate her.

Marry: Marisa
Fuck: Sakuya
Adopt: Alice

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Marry Suika
Fuck Byakuren
Adopt Cirno

Marry: Yukari
Fuck: Kasen
Adopt: Suwako

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I've been pondering about this thread most of the week with no easy answers for my final choices. But I did manage to narrow it down..

Marry: Yuyuko - An eccentric personality which matches my own. We'd get along really well and have a lot of fun.
Fuck: Youmu - Let's just say that my marriage with Yuyuko could have extra benefits. We'd BOTH have a LOT of fun with the dork and maybe get some of her dorkiness out in the process (we'd be helping her, right?). And she'd prepare us food according to Yuyuko's wishes. Seems like an ideal scenario to me.
Adopt: Kogasa - She's too adorable not to. I would help her devise interesting tactics to scare the hell out of people and then laugh ourselves silly at the expense of them freaking out and then shaking their fists in the air. Never a dull moment.

Honerable mentions..

Marry: Meiling - She must be so bored guarding the gate of the SDM day after day after day after day after day....

Fuck: Marisa - So hard that she couldn't use her broom to fly around on for at least a week and a half.

Adopt: Suika - Such a cute little drunk. While it would be odd to adopt an oni, I think it would certainly be interesting.

OP here, thanks for sharing your thoughts so far.

>>16628461
>So hard that she couldn't use her broom to fly around on for at least a week and a half.

kek'd, jokes aside though great taste anon

>>16625057

This man knows what's good too

>>16604274
Marry: Keine
Fuck: Yuyuko
Adopt: Rumia

Marry (and fuck a lot): Yuyuko
Fuck: Letty
Adopt: Rumia
>>16628791
Phenomenal taste right there

>>16604274
Marry: Rinnosuke
Fuck: Eirin or Junko
Adopt: Mystia

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Marry: Momiji.
She seems like a good person to live with and I like her.

Fuck: I would fuck all the 2hus besides Mamizou and Rinnosuke to be honest, but i'll choose Yuyuko.

Adopt: Chen or Suwako, Maybe Nitori.

>>16629000
Why not Mamizou? What?

>>16629008
I didn't liked her since the very first moment, don't really know why.

Marry: Remilia
Fuck: Alice
Adopt: Youmu

>>16607657
Dorks have some benefits.

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The amount of cheating on your wife in this thread makes me kinda sad.

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Marry:Patchy
Fuck:Marisa
Adopt:Cirno

ez

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>>16628621
>great taste anon

Thanks!
I'm certain she would take a break from stealing anyone's personal belongings in that week and a half, too. Would need plenty of rest and all. hehe..

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Marry: Moukou
Fuck: Orinrin
Adopt: Rika!

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Marry ZUN
Fuck ZUN
Adopt ZUN

>>16604827
this one seems proper

>>16606415
yep

marry: marisa
fuck: seija
adopt : seija

>>16641261
Wouldn't marrying ZUN automatically make you adopt his kids though?

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Marry: Tenshi
Fuck: Yuugi
Adopt: Remilia

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Marry: Rinnosuke
Adopt: Kosuzu

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>>16604274
Well, I am not sure how it's work out with Yukari and all, but I would like to marry Ran. Naturally, I'd adopt Chen. If I had Ran, I'd wouldn't really see the need to have a fuck buddy.

marry: Yukari
fuck: Seiga
adopt: Kanako

>>16629368
This.

Marry: Most touhous make horrible wives. Even normalish ones like Marisa the lovable lesbian.
Rape: your wife while you masturbate
Adopt: putting momiji and chen in a bag full of rocks and throw them over the river!

Marry: Junko
Fuck: Junko
Adopt: Junko

>>16648126
Why do you have to be so bitter.

>>16648126
fucking psycho secondary

>>16604925
>>16605290
>>16611366
>>16629000
>>16648007
Chen is the most adoptable Touhou.

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Marry: marisa

Fuck: marisa, again

Adopt: kogasa

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Kill: Every single one of them.
Except for the ones that absolutely CANNOT die, of course.

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>>16646884
Marisa a best.

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Marry: Sanae
Fuck: Sanae
Adopt: Sanae

Sanae is my fav slut

Marry: Rinnosuke
Fuck: Everyone in Gensokyo in an orgy
Adopt: Jun'ya Ota

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Marry: Byakuren
Fuck: Sanae
Adopt: Cirno (Chen already canonically "adopted" by Ran)

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Marry: Youmu (PERFECTION).
Fuck: Seiga (that little sexy bitch hermit).
Adopt: Akyuu (cute character and good conversational.

>>16604274
Marry: Yukari
Fuck: Marisa
Rape: Alice

Marry: star
Fuck: lily white
Adopt: clownpiece

>>16604274
Marry: All
Fuck: All
Adopt: All

>>16604274
>ONE
you're a slave driver.

Marry-Mokou
Fuck-Sagume
Adopt-Momiji

Marry: Youmu
Fuck: Nue
Adopt: Flandre (and fuck her too)

>>16684100
Incest is wincest!

Marry: Letty
Fuck: Mokou
Adopt: Rumia

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marry reimu
fuck yuuka
adopt marisa