Hecatia has something to show you!

wｅｌｃｏｍｅ　ｔｏ　ｐａｉｚｕｒｉ

I hope its that new album that came out yesterday in limited numbers.

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her belly?

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I kn-know that you're a p-pathetic virgin who has never held a woman's h-hand, s-so here! I-I'm gonna show you my b-b-b-breasts! E-Even though it embarrassed the H-HECK out of me! I j-j-j-just feel s-so sorry for you, anon!"

I want to go to one of those game shows on TV with Hecatia! We're sure to win because Hecatia is also known as Trivia.

>>16599344
Post the Kogasa one. I like that one.

You can't spell "Hecatia" without "garbage can."

Weird Tshirt

>>16599392
The nipples of an umbrella.
They're beautiful.

>>16599418
Kogasa's real nipples are pink and CUTE! And if you stare at them, they get really hard and Kogasa's face turns bright red! It's so cute and fun!

>>16599392
T-t-t-t-t-thanks, d-dude!

Do Heca, Reisen, and Sanae have a slut club together?

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Paizuri is hell

>>16599608
Hecka is NOT a slut. She's a pure virgin who's waiting for the right man for her (me).

>>16599619
Judging by her outfit, she isn't waiting for long

I love this retarded shitposting style...!

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>>16599111
Her goofy shirt?

>>16599655
It's cuteposting! And it it very cute!

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Heca's smile.

>>16599715
Her big milky rack!

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>>16599767
Please don't.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nikenme-radio

Zun usually does stuff on here, have fun.

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>>16599615
So, double paizuri = double hell?

>>16600156
>>16600169
I want to bury my head in Hecka's tits.

Hecatia Lapaizuli

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Hecatia turned me into a foot fetishist!

>>16599392
>BOING!

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You all need to stop bullying my betrothed

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>>16599392
Useless umbrellas are not welcomed here.

>>16600925
What, you weren't one long before that?

>>16602663
I've always had an appreciation for beautiful feet, but Hecka's feet were the first to inspire within me any sort of sexual urge.

>>16599392
I can appreciate the effort but ffs what a cringy bullshit you just wrote

>>16602930
Found the crossie

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>>16602663
Never forget the whokumos

>>16599767
I want to be fed

>>16599111
Hecatia needs to commit sudoku

>>16599111
Her disproportionate lumps of fat?

>>16602930
Hownewareyou

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>>16602937
The what?

>>16599128
wiping your smegma on the breasts of a Goddess!

>>16599111
Just wear a sweater or something.

>>16611934
Doesn't make it less cringy, Anon.

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>>16620346

hmmmm..... very weird T........

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>>16624553
>Wlecome Hell

praised be chikado

HECKA!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Usually most character designs tend to grow on me if I don't like them initially. Hecatia tends to be the exception. I don't know what ZUN was thinking when he came up with this Hot Topic clothing ensemble for her.

>>16628191
Didn't like her at first either, but the idea that the most powerful 2hu yet is really insecure (especially about her weird T) is cute as fuck. You need to look past the outfit to really appreciate a 2hu.

>>16628238
Yes, you may be right about that.

But if I were an artist, I'd like to try redesigning her clothing design in such a way as to compliment what she already has and somehow expand upon it. The end result would hopefully make her look badass.

>>16628374
But Heca isn't supposed to be badass. Heca looks wacky as hell just because she can.

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>>16628411
Canonically "eccentric"

>>16628436
Does Hecatia let worshipers kiss her feet?

>>16628528
Maybe, but if you try anything lewd she'll say "KYAA~!" and send you to hell! Assuming you're not already there.

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>>16628540
Cute.

>>16628374
The strongest touhou looks ridiculous, it's perfect.

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I like Heca! She is cute! And a good Touhou!

I want wear clothes that Hecka buys (makes?) for me.

>>16645514
>makes
Thank you. Now is my headcanon that Heca is actually sewing her own clothes in her free time.

Casual reminder that barefoot girls are sluts. They don't wear shoes so they can just get on the bed and get fucked.

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>>16645641
Be careful what you wish for

Hecka is one hu I just can't sexualize. I can't pure my finger on why.

>>16648977
*put

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>>16599191
weird muffin-top lady

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>>16648977
>>16648980
You keystrike-slip might be the reason why

Greek Goddess Heca *is* actually a virgin, after all

I want to wear Hecatia's shirt.

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http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/together_with_hecaa_chan#1

>>16663961
oh, sweet

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>>16599111

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>>16599111

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>>16601996
Hecatia doesn't count anal, but if she did she'd have said thousands of men.

Just kidding. Hecatia is a lonely virgin DORK who could never get a man because of her horrible taste in clothing and her unwomanly appeal.

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>>16664333
H-Hell just has a small dating pool!

Heca is happy ruling alone, really!

>>16665470
She is so unappealing that Ades had to get his wife from the world of the living! Maybe she should just imitate him and kidnap some poor sod to be her husband...

>>16666418
I volunteer! I am brave enough to wed the chthonic diety!

>>16666469
MOVE ASIDE, SHITLORD! Hecka is mine.

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>>16667439
Already married to her, please kindly fuck off

>>16599111
I REALLY hope its her penis!

>>16668173
whoa, dude... heca is allowed to do whatever she wants with her dick. it's not yours.

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>>16668084
hey dude, just fucked your bitch

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>>16669889
FUCKING LUNARIANS

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My big sister!

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I want to molest you nee-san!

If Hecatia liked Mokou she would call her "my immortal".

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I'm gonna blow a HECA big load inside her manko!

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>>16677791
>manko
Hecka-tyan is a girl! A GIRL!

>>16677855
girls have mankos dude

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>>16678854

>>16677545
Hecate doesn't have any siblings though.

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So is the Heck actually the strongest 2hu?

>>16680650
Until TH 16 where the next one is stronger.

I'd argue she's only strong because LoLK is so badly designed that it's in bad damafuku game territory.

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>>16680669
At best, I think she is too (canonically) eccentric to really be the strongest

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>>16680681
Junko has the hots for Hecka!

>>16680650
>My wife, Yukari, pushes her through the border between existence and non-existence
>no more Hecgaytia
Rekt.

Hecatia is beautiful and CUTE!

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>>16680771
That's a funny way to spell "weird" and "in need of a new wardrobe"

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>>16646556
I like that artist. I don't think anyone else on /jp/ does though since they aren't cute.

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>>16680803
Maybe not conventionally cute.
Creepy-cute, perhaps? I really like the artist too, Dark or creepy touhou tends to turn out very edgy, and they are one of the few artists who consistently avoid that.

>>16680778
Sure, the t-shirt is weird and so are her attached planets, but I still want to hold hands with her.

>>16680913
Boing boing.

Heca is cute when she cries.

>>16680913
Why does she actuaIIy cries? I never actuaIIy get the meme

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>>16680692
Weird T-shirt (XL)

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>>16681087
ZWEIGNW002 is unstoppable

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>>16681027
When people make fun of her T-shirt

twitter comment:
「あなた！もしかして変Tさんですか！？早苗さんに変なTシャツの女神に会ったっていう話をしてもらったのでもしやと…でもTシャツだけじゃなくてスカートも変なんですね！私も変Tって呼んでもいいですか！？変Tさん！！」
「あ゛あ゛あ゛あ゛」
danbooru translation:
"You! Could it be? Weird T-san! Sanae-san mentioned she'd met a weird T-shirt god before... And not only her T-shirt, but her skirt was weird too! Can I call you Weird T-san too!? Weird T-san!!"

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>>16680936
>>16681027

I want to hug Heca and tell her that I unironically like her shirt

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>>16680712

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>>16684803