Monster Girl Thread

Maids are olev.

olev!

>>16568496
You're impossible.

>>16568496
New record!

>>16568496
I'm now 100% it's a shoggoth computer with a Kiki operator.

>>16568496
I hope you get a bunch of mainds.

File: shog is lurking.png (254KB, 800x710px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 800x710px

>>16568508
>>16568506
>>16568503
>>16568502
Happy V day

>>16568513
And happy Valentine's Day to you. I hope you wake up tommorow with a Kiki and a Shoggoth softly whispering "Massstah. It's morning!"

>>16568494
Fuck yeah Dragon Zombie
Gonna tie one up and call her Dolly
Don't call it weird, don't call it folly

...That's about all I got but you get the idea

I want to be a boy idol in MGC who is taken advantage of by my older manager!

>>16568513
Y-you too.
>>16568523
>Fuck yeah Dragon Zombie
I used her in the OP because I got rebuked for not doing it last time. This was my chance to redeem myself.

File: 487a936ee4be06282dfa2888a9c555bb.jpg (363KB, 991x1200px) Image search: [Google]

363KB, 991x1200px

>>16568486
It must be that.

Really though I have no idea why I didn't like such adorable brown girls this much till now.
>delicious skin tone
>perma heart pupils
>a body type which is seriously underused by kc
>eternal innocence and purity without the guilt that would come with fucking an alice

>>16568496
Any Monster Girl can be a maid!

Follow your dreams!

>>16568529
It's alright, she does what she's told and likes it.
I do think more people ended up enjoying her finished product than expected though, I know I sure as hell did.

File: 6lsyls1.png (366KB, 1000x829px) Image search: [Google]

366KB, 1000x829px

Posting it again because new thread and it's Valentine's.

http://pastebin.com/beBY4iKJ

Happy Valentine's.

>being handed a collar that says "ChewToy" on it by your wolfu

I'm leaking slutty liquids in the slut position!

File: C56A488B-7B38-4830-ADBC-3E05993A7E16-558-000000A7AA20DA62_tmp.png (725KB, 776x1200px) Image search: [Google]

725KB, 776x1200px

Please do not disturb the Cupid
It's a touchy day for her

>>16568531
Houris are pretty cool. KC needs to add more Celestial monsters.

>>16568540
What's the slut position anon?

>>16568541
I'm going to follow her around, trying to kiss her belly and thighs.

>>16568541
I'm gonna kiss her on the cheek!

I was talking about flayers last night before going to sleep and I surprisingly ended up dreaming about them.

I had invited a guest to my house and we started drinking a lot, he got pretty drunk and tipsy. One of my flayers landed on his head and decided to put her tentacles on his ear, I tried to stop them but it was too late.
She looked into his drunken mind and got drunk herself the poor thing. It was pretty cute though.

>>16568494
Her eternal beauty! It's practically glorious! KAYYYCEEE has delievered a new Divine!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4hMlrCWMAAlEMp.jpg

Disturbingly lewd CC Atlach-Nacha

>>16568549
>>16568550
Morons.

>>16568540
I want my waifu to help me get over my compulsive sensitivities about having things around or even touching my neck so I can wear a collar for her like she does for me.

>>16568541
God I was shot by her so hard. Definitely love at first sight.

>>16568568
I have that same feel, except for my wrists. It's odd, even a loose watch feels restrictive.

>>16568543
Agreed, they're more often than not pretty interesting and there's someone for everyone.
If you're someone that likes girls with a little purity then they're the closest you can get in the setting while others who like their girls more dirty can get off on the thought of corrupting them.

Although in the case of Houris it's amusing that the scholar can't tell monsterized houris from regular ones.

File: IMG_2962.png (77KB, 700x479px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 700x479px

>>16568545
I'm sorry for the phone post but this should give the right idea. It's the position you assume when you just want to be taken by an MG.

>>16568568
I hope it turns out well for you anon! I love collaring, it's my ultimate fetish. And I know you'd love it too.

File: 1480207501132.png (262KB, 855x1117px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 855x1117px

>>16568494
>you will never milk a Zombie Dragon

>>16568584
A mere female cow!

>>16568564
I wouldn't mind being a spider for a girl with a body like that, god help me.

>>16568564
That husband must be having a hard time holding up all that thicc.

>>16568579
I feel you anon I can't wear watches either. I quite like being tied up/restrained and a collar is an integral part of that at least in my mind. It's a shame, but I know my waifu could help me.

>>16568583
I hope it turns out well for you anon! I love collaring, it's my ultimate fetish. And I know you'd love it too.
Hey thanks anon! Maybe someday.

>>16568496
You win

>>16568577
She's underrated, along with the Houri. But something about Cupids design just seems to work on a very sexual fundamental level. She's girl next door hot.

>>16568496
I want a maid with an easy access dress so I can fuck her every chance I get!

>>16568633
The best kind of maid.

>>16568584
>tfw your village's 'Dragon Protector' is a Zombie Dragon who's been dead for centuries.
>Trying constantly to keep up with current trends and be cool.
>Like a mom embarrassing her son in front of his friends, she comes into town wearing a cow print outfit, hitting on village boys.

>>16568628
No joke. If I had a neighbor like that I would take a lot of pictures, steal her clothes, and keep looking at her window so I could see her changing. If she ever gave me an opening I would plow that pussy so hard we would live together and have a nice family.

File: Avaloki (2.1) [F].png (2MB, 1600x2000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1600x2000px

Happy Valentine's Day!

>>16568641
Zombie Wock when?

>>16568645
Wocks are sluts, it's impossible for them to go zombie since they grab anyone's dick.

>>16567735
Nothing less than 100.

File: 1452175070739.jpg (272KB, 848x1200px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 848x1200px

Nyohoho!

>>16568564
I want that atlach on my face

>>16568564
>spider
It's shit

>>16568648
How about Zombie Wyvern booty then?

>>16568540
http://imgur.com/d7kS5Nk

These 3 other images like this but I'm pretty sure one has a light punch of Yuri so I won't for the sake of some anons here. It's just these captions turn me slut instantly. My waifu isn't even a Hellhound, I just want it so bad.

>inb4 "haha words on an image"

Anon pls. I just want to enjoy my slutty self.

>>16568660
Why are petite Onis even a thing?

>>16568660
Ah! She's come for our sake!

File: img000022.png (61KB, 312x332px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 312x332px

This is an Elf's face when my time stop spell runs out and she suddenly feels the two dozen ejaculations I've shot up her nose sloshing around her nasal cavity.

>>16568673
>feels the two dozen ejaculations I've shot
That's a good way to treat a Elf.
>up her nose sloshing around her nasal cavity.
God damn you anon.

>>16568673
Gross

>>16568666
>These 3 other images like this but I'm pretty sure one has a light punch of Yuri
Fuck I can handle that, I'm a slut for the thing you posted so I'm curious.

>>16568673
Not so high and mighty with gallons of semen in her nose!

Take that you knife-eared Elf!

>>16568640
>cupid neighbour falls asleep downstairs but left the window open
You wouldn't take advantage by sneaking in to take a closer look would you?

>>16568665
Wyverns are mostly raised by knights and have a set partner and they aren't as haughty and proud. You can probabaly find them, but they are rare.

And mind as well:
Otohimes own the fun palaces, so no virginity there.

Wurms only care about the dick so unless they somehow never find a male for god knows how long dragons live for you won't be seeing a zombie one.

Ryus are worshipped and get sexed so it can rain.

>>16568678
So be it anon. I warn you, you'll practically be screaming for a wolfu to own you immediately. I know I was.

http://imgur.com/a/ivo0U

Sorry if one of them is shite quality.

>>16568685
Just thinking made me pretty hard and I'm about to head out. Dammit.

I don't think I would resist taking a lot of pictures and probabaly licking and feeling her body. If she gets wet I'm licking her until she squirts all over my face.
If she wakes up and likes it, my cum is filling her womb right there.

>>16568669
So they can grow up?

>>16568669
They are not holsts so they can be flat as lolis.

>>16568699
Cupids are built for lovin'.

File: Griffon1.jpg (3MB, 3089x3600px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3089x3600px

Why do people worship Dragons so much when Griffons are infinitely better?

>>16568541
did someone cap the original greens about the tsundere cupid?

>>16568695
Loved all of them, yes even the one that you were cautious about.

>>16568709
How are her wings attached? Her poncho is under them.

>>16568709
I wouldn't say that Griffons are an enemy of the Gods. More like a respected rival.

>>16568699
>cupid wakes up to you fondling her tits
>gives you a kuu stare that doesn't reveal her feelings one way or the other
How do you explain yourself?
>>16568709
I've been on the griffon train since MGE II leaked.

>>16568714
I liked that one aswell. Something about it just made me tingle with goodness.

I just want my wolfu to collar me and own me! I want her to mark me as her territory through scratches and scent marking! I want her to assert herself as the alpha dog through neck biting into submission! I want her to treat me like a chewtoy!

>>16568717
I hope Gods doesn't mean Dragons.

>>16568709
Griffons are rapists.
Dragons aren't.
Checkmate.

>>16568709
Because they're not.

>>16568538
IMAGINE

File: C1UmYxfVEAA1-vI.jpg (285KB, 1500x1700px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 1500x1700px

>>16568716
I've actually been thinking of a griffon oc and figuring out how the wings work is proving to be a nightmare with the planned outfit.

Are the arms attached to the wings and branch off of them or are they separate like artists tend to draw them? The profile image is a bit messy in that regard.

File: ba1dcd43cdecd924c9b94a51f73ab72a.jpg (440KB, 658x890px) Image search: [Google]

440KB, 658x890px

How lewd is your saint valentine so far anons?

>>16568727
Dragons are golddiggers
Griffons are not
Checkmate.

Also
>Implying rapists are bad

>>16568725
Do you want it to mean Dragons?

File: 13.jpg (89KB, 800x1050px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 800x1050px

From her to you on this special day.

>>16568741
Magma Mammaries!

>>16568738
I just got done with a fap about my waifu. It had me twitching and ahegoing it was that lewd.

>>16568741
I love it! Lava Golems a cute!

>>16568740
Obviously not

>>16568723
>hellhound rapes the princess you like just for kicks
>rapes you too
If that's not a monster girl asserting dominance I don't know what is, perhaps her raping you and the princess at the same time, forcing you to rape the girl you always admired before going on to show you that her own body is better in every single way.

>>16568538
Mindflayers are scary.

>>16568741
Looking at a cutie like that just makes my heart melt.

>>16568738
Not lewd at all, saving that stuff for later tonight when I'm less busy. Gonna be fun.

>>16568710
I'll go back and find em when I get home.
Moron.

>>16568761
I don't want them going into my thoughts and going 'Fufufu~' when they see that I have a massive crush on Nurse Unicorn!

I'd die of embarrassment!

>>16568741
Love love love! Hunka burning love!

>>16568741
I'd gladly lick that chocolate off her massive warm milktanks.

>>16568741
Buck's Lava Golems a best

File: 6bc5d28fb410fee761bfefb7ffe47b4c.jpg (159KB, 920x794px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 920x794px

Did you received chocolates from your wife?

File: 61465610_p12.png (670KB, 1264x1200px) Image search: [Google]

670KB, 1264x1200px

Edgey Automatons.

>>16568739
Dragons have the balls to go out and build their own hoard which they cherish
Griffons just inherit some dumb treasures from the gods and then defend it until they find a dick and forget all about it

>Implying rapists are bad
They absolutely are, consent is key

>>16568806
Those puffy erect nips are a good teller as to how much that Elf likes that chocolate.

>>16568738
Killed a bear with my bare hands. Waifu wanted to fuck on top of its still-warm cadaver.

>>16568806
You can't receive chocolate from someone who isn't real.

>>16568814
But I want to turn the tables on a rapist Dragon Zombie and turn her into my loving obidient mindbroken wife! How could one berate a love so pure? I'll even get her a branding with my name on it for Valentine's Day!

>>16568757
That's ok anon. If you want to believe that I'm not going to berate you or judge you.

File: C3P9WytUoAIv1bm.jpg (120KB, 595x842px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 595x842px

>>16568814
>not liking girls who take what they want

>>16568760
It's perfect. It's just what I want. Just the idea of you admiring that beautiful princess as the pinnacle of purity. Then to be told she was raped by the alpha dog infont of you. And now that alpha dog is going to rape you.

>>16568814
Wew definitely dragons suits you, your mentality is as weak as their will, which breaks.

>>16568807
Damn chuuni gremlins.

>>16568806
Yes. And she made me eat them off her body. The asking me "What was tastier? My abs or the chocolate?".

>>16568828
Taming a Zombie Dragon is the best, but you still got to be kind to her
Just because she would do anything for you doesn't mean you can just brand your name on her butt or something

>>16568842
>Wanting to be raped by a lion bird
I hope you like embarrassing chirping followed by orgasmic roars

>>16568731
If she had something that tied up behind her neck, and down around her back under her boobs, her wings could fit.

>>16568871
Meh, maybe so. Though if she's the one that wants it how could I resist, ya know? But maybe just a collar with an ownership tag would work better. Just so long as it's something she can look at through dull lidded eyes and feel happy somewhere in what's left of her brain that she finally found that which makes her so happy after all those millennia. A true storybook romance!

File: 61376292_p0.jpg (753KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

753KB, 1200x675px

I am off for today,have a happy saint valentine anons

have a busty elf

>>16568675
How sad that you haven't yet realized how sexual noses are. They're so slender and feminine and begging to be filled up.

>>16568893
You really like that Elsword Elf.

>>16568899
I havent posted any image of her since december

do you really remember posts that far?

>>16568906
>do you really remember posts that far?
I kinda sorta do.

Scarecrow monstergirl when?

>>16568760
>>16568846
Leave.

>>16568776
Thanks m8 enjoy single awareness day

>>16568915
They would be added to the dumb corp with Dragon Zombie and Doromes. I like it.

>>16568884
>Though if she's the one that wants it how could I resist, ya know?
Dragon Zombies are too innocent to ask for this kind of stuff

>But maybe just a collar with an ownership tag would work better
That would work great, get her one of those stylish one that hug the neck
She'd fiddle with her tag whenever you're away from her if she isn't going on a rampage while looking for you

File: tumblr_olccjs2aGP1vldipoo1_1280.png (772KB, 1216x1780px) Image search: [Google]

772KB, 1216x1780px

Big Undead girls.

>>16568846
Glad to find someone with similar tastes, I know that kind of stuff is generally frowned upon but I'm such a slut for dominance that a monster girl showing it in the most brutal way possible is wonderful.

>>16568884
>collaring a Dragon

STOP

>>16568871
>I hope you like embarrassing chirping followed by orgasmic roars
That would be music to my ears.
>>16568877
I was thinking of a long dress with holes at the back for her wings but if they are indeed attached to her arms then it makes things extremely awkward.

>>16568760
>>16568846
>>16568936
Take a hike you faggots.

>>16568935
No thanks, I would rather have a small Undead like a Lich.

>>16568936
I agree. Brutal domination leaves my knees trembling. Nice to atleast someone who can appreciate this kind of dom.

>>16568957
I'd like a big Lich. I want a tall, gloomy kuudere with a dynamite body. I'd molest her all over while she pouted at me.

>>16568932
>too innocent to ask for this kind of stuff
Very, very good point. It should be assumed that though they're simple lustful beings now doesn't mean they suddenly gain a knowledge of sexual things. That's kind of a bonus then, being the one to completely train and teach them of all the wonderful opportunities that exist in that realm they so long rejected.
>get her one of those stylish ones that hug the neck
Oh you better believe it, nothing but the best for my lovely obedient girl. It would serve as a great reminder and reassurance for the poor girl when I send her out on short errands to pick up more potions and manticore venoms and such at the liches' apothecary in the Undead Burg. It'll help the authorities to know which way to send her if she gets lost and confused too. She's a precious little thing, needs a lot of direction and guidance!

>>16568969
Anon. Please don't do this to the poor girl. This is just too mean and disrespectful.

>>16568935
I want a Grotesquery who makes fun of me being a manlet.

>>16568958
I really want that kind of Hellhound to chain me to the wall of her cave and reverse cowgirl me all day, that would be bliss.

File: gazer memo valentine's.jpg (1MB, 1715x2000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1715x2000px

Happy Valentine's Day!
This year's Valentine's Day wife commission is super wonderful.

>>16568967
That's fine, but I want a short Lich so she can sit on my lap while she performs experiments.

>>16568981
Very good anon. I'd love that aswell. But I'm more of a "Follows her around" kinda guy. Sort of like a trophy for her.

>>16568967
7ft. with stylish robes and skeleton themed armor?

>>16568935
Dose the Lich want me to "power her up" or something?

>>16568982
>lipstick
Lewd.

>>16568978
Gah, you're right. I should really be going with her so she doesn't get lost. She can show off how well she's learned to heel too! Roll over, play alive, sit on master's lap, all tricks she's very proud of learning! She's such a smart, hard working girl!

Alright question for everyone in the thread. Which monstergirls do you think are the most prevalent in these threads? I've made a tentative list based on perceived frequency

Most Common:
Succubus
Hellhound
Dragon
Elf
Anubis
Holstaurs
Cheshire

Less Common
Shoggoth
Lich
Whitehorns
Inari/Youko
Kejourou

Rare
Hakutaku
Kraken

Irredeemable:
Kobold

>>16568969
>That's kind of a bonus then, being the one to completely train and teach them of all the wonderful opportunities that exist in that realm they so long rejected.
You bet it is, don't introduce too many things at once, slowly let her experience new things like teasing, cunnilingus, anal, etc...

>when I send her out on short errands
I don't think that's a good idea, she will cause a lot of damage the first few times until she knows what to do
She will quickly become the favorite client of the merchants, they'll give her freebies, advice and more

>>16568991
On a leash so she can show you off to her friends and tell them in great detail how you met and what she does to you each night? That would be enough to get other Hellhounds jealous.

>>16569008
Looks legit enough.

>>16569008
who gives a shit

>>16569008
>Irredeemeable
>Kobold
More like Cheshire, no thanks to futacat and the Laska and Me rework basically being like watching a Japanese bullet train plowing into a fox orphanage while simultaneously on fire and piloted by Michael Bay with a massive erection for pyrotechnics slowed down to 1/1000th of its normal speed. Just enough to catch the jism spurting from the fabric of his pants.

>>16569008
Add Kiki next to Shog

>>16569008
I'd put Lich up in the most common list, she's probably the girl with that high popularity without having any noticeable backlash.

>>16569008
You're right on the money.
Don't forget Automatons though.

>>16569004
Zombie Dragons are proud mighty creatures. This isn't how they're supposed to be treated. This should be illegal.

>>16568719
I would probably panic a vit, which would lead me to pinching her nipples and brushing her clit even harder. Then I would follow up by an apology and saying that there was a bug on her.

>>16568709
Because dragons might prove themselves better for you.

>>16569024
Cheshires have been cleansed of His faggotry for ages now anon.

>>16569031
Nope. Abuse them until they cum on command.

>>16569024
That description got a good laugh out of me but I'd say Cheshires themselves are redeemable with good writers that don't force them down the meme spamming route. The doujin was proof that there's still plenty to be liked about them.

>>16569035
>I would probably panic a vit, which would lead me to pinching her nipples and brushing her clit even harder. Then I would follow up by an apology and saying that there was a bug on her.
Do you want to get pulled face first into her breasts and forced into a hug? She's going to demand you take responsibility.

>>16568935
that's dead sexy

>>16569016
I'd be the such a good little boy. And I was thinking the exact same thing, a leash. I'd love her to lift up my shirt to show off all her territory marks on my body. Then show off the bite marks on my neck. Maybe her friends have their own chew toys.

>>16569012
Oh it would be a very slow learning process, both to savor it and since she's, well, a pretty slow learner. Once a month if she's been extra good I can teach her something new, that seems like a good rate. Maybe slow it down to once every three months after the first year so she learns the value of waiting for what she's been promised. Great points all.
>she will cause a lot of damage the firs time few times until she knows what to do
Ah, it's an unfortunate and totally unintended roadblock the townsfolk will have to overcome. Maybe it will help them learn to be extra accommodating to her in future visits and give her those freebies and advice! We wouldn't want such a precious but very, very powerful girl like her getting upset and tearing the place down, would we? That would just make her master sad, and that would just make her even angrier, which would lead to more destruction, and so on and so forth.
Much nicer if they just do everything she needs them to so she can hurry up and get home to where she belongs.

>>16569040
There's just too much anti Zombie Dragon talk. This is not how you treat them.

>>16569031
Oou, anon, you said the P word. That word is against the rules for her. She gets in very big trouble if she says that word.

>>16569048
I swear to Eros if she did that I would go up a bit higher just so I can kiss hher soft and cute mouth while making eye contact. Of course, I would also finish the job of massaging her clit and slowly feel all her body with silky touch.
I'm going to whisper all the lewd things I did thinking about her and all the ones I'm going to do bow that she is in my arms.

I shouldn't be typing this at class.

>>16569055
I'd prefer it if her friends don't have toys of their own yet, I want the hellhound to be smug and proud about being the first of her group to find someone and wear it like a badge of honor. Maybe even force me to eat her out in front of the mild mannered holst who lives in the area and make her blush.

File: 0865800c68e19d92f2368a443cbcaa5a.jpg (195KB, 685x709px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 685x709px

>>16568997
I'm thinking spider themed. Or maybe she's just sat still for so long that she's actually covered in cobwebs when you descend into her lair.

>>16569073
Now that she is in my arms.*
Or I'm in hers now that I think about it.

>>16569071
I just keep telling myself to ignore this talk of Zombie Dragons. It's all just fantasy. I-It's all just fantasy

>>16569073
>lewd posting in class
You brave soul.

I bet a cupid would love knowing you were thinking about her all day in class and welcome you home in a naked apron as a reward.

So, how are those portals treating you guys?
Any day now...
Any day.

>>16568760
>>16568846
>>16568936
>>16568958
>>16568981
>>16568991
>>16569016
>>16569055
>>16569075
This is what happens when we accept any amount of yurishit or """"""threesomes""""".

Fuck off and die. It doesn't make it any less shit if you post your trash in spoilers you retarded scum.

>>16569075
Thats lewd anon! But I like it. If she has little command words for actions. Like if she gave me the command I have to start eating her out or licking her body. I love the idea that she shows off her toy and acts smug about it.

>>16569082
Hex maniac was too perfect of a design for a random trainer type.

>>16569060
This is not anti z dragon. It's just another way of giving them love.

For example, I would make her my little lizard and have her beg for cum everyday.

>>16568935
Damn, Chaika looks like THAT?

>>16569116
Didn't you hear? 2020 is the next big date! Absolutely no bullshitting this time.

>>16569118
Agreed. Shit shouldn't fly.

>>16569118
>getting dommed is now seriously frowned upon
>in the monstergirl thread
Tell me I'm misreading your intentions.

>>16569123
See, this guy gets it.
That's a great idea too, train her to say she's a lizard and not a dragon. She'd be so appreciative of that old hurtful title that brought her so much pain being off her mind!

>>16569121
Literally divine.

You might even go full Ryoko and have her start out as a dessicated husk that you accidentally awaken and who chases you down in her dungeon to use your cum to rehydrate herself. I'm going to have to put this in the idea list.

>>16569130
Just don't reply, anon.

>>16569120
Wonderful, especially the code word part. The other girls would never expect what you were going to do to your master infront of them.

>>16569132
>That's a great idea too, train her to say she's a lizard and not a dragon

This is making me irritated than it should.

>>16569123
No anon.

>>16569125
Kek. I see it now.

>>16569057
Looks like you've got some solid teacher skills under your belt
You should still buy a book on facesitting, that will confuse her a lot

>Much nicer if they just do everything she needs them to so she can hurry up and get home to where she belongs.
Well of course they will
They can either make a cute Dragon Zombie wife happy or cause her to become a harbinger of doom and decay

>>16569138
It's probably annoying for some anons to see the constant spoilers. So I'm just going to stop spoilering anon.

But would she reward her pet? Possibly with a treat?

>>16569130
There's a fine difference between that and wanting someone to molest a girl you like just as >>16568760 wants.

>>16569129
Last thread people tolerated lilialraune, now they're trying to see if they can slip in just outright yurishit and ntr. I don't think I've ever seen "give them and inch and they take a mile" proven true this fast.

>>16569130
>>16569135
Did you miss the part with the outright yuri rape in >>16568760 and the other faggot keeping it up in surprise boxes?

You got away with your dykeplant bullshit in the previous thread by claiming everyone against it was just "baiting" but now you've shown your cards. Fuck off back to /u/ tumblrscum, stop trying to push your garbage fetish here.

File: Sproink!.jpg (76KB, 615x481px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 615x481px

>Had a story about -10 Luckadin Anon inadvertently knocking out an entire family due to misunderstandings
>Too lazy to write it all out in green text form

Just take this cute deer and pretend it happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ6qBk-c09E

>>16569130
I think he's more angry about the first post wih the Hellhound raping the woman. It is odd how he also linked a bunch of posts that only describe a typical dom girl fantasy though. Call me paranoid, but I get the feeling some people want to enforce the setting as a dull meek moeblob fest, just look at the guy who spammed Raiju headpat art and taunted the thread

>>16569156
Liliraune is fine though.

>>16569166
Yeah. In a setting all about pleasure and sex, seeing that first post would've been pretty normal. I say just ignore him. He's being a faggot.

>>16569148
Only the best for such an enthusiastic student! She deserves that much!
>You should still buy a book on facesitting, that will confuse her a lot
Aww, she's so adorable when she's holding a book! Id instruct her to 'read' it while I sneak into position under her. She'll figure it out if there's a picture in there. She's smart like that!
>Well of course they will
It's entirely their choice! We're a very considerate couple. Even if it would be easier just obliterating everyone and re-raising them as her thralls, it's much more peaceful this way, right? They'll catch on. They better pray they'll catch on.

>>16569156
>lilialraune
You mean the monstergirl where you get to fuck twins? Oh shit, that's so /d/ right there! Better talk about something more vanilla like cumflation.

Poor Satania

>>16569150
Maybe letting you put it in as a treat? Or doing something she wouldn't normally lower herself to doing such as serving you with paizuri or a blowjob.
>>16569156
I'm one of the two(?) people you're angry at and while you were probably right about spoilers, I'm neither /u/ or did I post about plants last thread. I'm just a guy into being made submissive no matter how it happens. Half of >>16569118 those posts and all the ones that came after it were pure hetro though.

Apologies if it came across as girl on girl for the sake of it though.

>>16569166
Jeez that guy is fucking stupid. Blatantly ignoring source material and, like you said, treating the thread like it's some moe blob safe space.

>>16569185
> normally lower herself to doing such as serving you with paizuri or a blowjob

Chewtoy must've been a really good boy for that. And anon, don't bother giving him the (You)s he craves.

>>16569188
Speaking as someone who imagines his waifu doing cute things, even I think moeblobs are taking it way too far.
What's the point of a Demon without fangs, y'know?

So is yuri allowed now or what?

>>16569200
No you fool, but Liliraunes aren't yuri.

>>16569198
No of course not anon. Waifus doing cute things is definitely ok. I love it aswell. It's just when MGE is talked about it shouldn't be treated like some generic moe anime. Because it's not. That's why I approve of a healthy balance between lewd and cute. And you're right, what is a demon without fangs?

>>16569198
There really isn't anything wrong with cute, but when you havet a setting that has eight foot tall rape monsters existing making them meek headpat targets is seriously idiotic.

>>16569204
Well obviously, but they're still shit just like Alraune.

>>16569182
I'll take the liliraune "yuri" ffm if we can get rid of the cumflation

>>16569211
Hey! Don't bully the plant life. They wont grow properly.

>>16569217
This.

Plants need nurturing environments and soft songs sung to them.

>>16569217
I'll bully them all I want, they don't have even have legs!

>>16569108
Wouldn't resist gropping that ass to get a moan out of her while also nibbling her ear.

>>16569156
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Liliraune you dingus. Their name as it stands is a play-on-words for Japanese slang for lesbian. They're twins, essentially two bodies with one consciousness, that lure men by making out and pheromones. It's fucking faggots like you that also cry foul when yuri is used by known characters like Deruella that ruin this place to its core. Maybe if you had more reading comprehension than your common grade Jamal and actually, I don't know, read the source material I could take you more seriously. But as it stands you're acting like just as much, if not more of a whiny self-entitled autistic faggot than somebody like Bollocks.

I bite my thumb at you.

Even if you're alone today, your waifu is still thinking about you.

There's the kitsunes brushing their own tails, wondering what it would feel like to have a man run their hands through them.

The Dragons are organizing their horde, making sure to safe a spot open for family photos, just in case.

Anbui are coming home after a long day of work with nobody to help them relax.

The Hellhounds are putting on a brave face to their friends, but wonder how cute their husbandos would look when assaulted with kisses.

Kiki and Shoggoths are cleaning ever inch of their house, because they just know their Master will come if they do.

Demons are practicing their contracts, to make sure they're perfect.

Jinkos and Salamanders and Minotaur are all getting fit to impress their husbando when he comes.

A Dorome is using her mud to create little figures of her and hubby, and how happy they'll be.

A Vampire is sitting alone at her table and eating her meal, secretly wishing she had a bloodbag servant with them.

A Pharaoh is strong and wise for her people, but returns to a cold lonely bed every night.

A Mershark is reading a story about a sailor who is saved by a Mershark and falls in love with her, knowing all the other girls would tease her if they found out.

A Lich rubs her eyes after a long night of staying up and working. Something just seems missing but she's unsure of what.

A Mindflayer sits and thinks about how cuddly and cute a human baby would be.

Gazer is excitingly sharing pictures of her husband to the internet, because she knows he's the best.

A Kobold puts on a collar and sighs, because it's just not working for her.

Miia is cuddling with her daki, trying her hardest to pretend that it's breathing.

Jabberwock is arranging her Husbando folder, smiling at how cute he is.


But they all know that it's going to be this year for sure. They just have to wait a little longer.

>>16569206
Generic moe shit isn't all that great, I agree. And I kinda want my waifu to bite me.

>>16569210
You do know that they're not all eight foot tall right? Though maybe that's just the types you enjoy and there's nothing wrong with liking tall girls.
Lewd and Cute in equal measures is the best.

>>16569231
Inb4 'yeah well KC also said futa isn't out of the question in the setting so let's just welcome all the /d/ fetishes now huh'

>>16569139
Yes. Oh the things I want to do with her, if you mention that again in a few hours, you may see the true form of lewding z dragons.

>>16569156
Oh look, its the thread police!
Yeah, you don't get to demand that the thread follows your own vision of KC's setting.

>>16569196
Hellhounds may love being dom but I can imagine they reward being obedient in pleasuring them with random acts of kindness when they have a whim or are in an especially good mood.

I do love the idea of being a helpless slave but it only makes small things like that seem even more special.

>>16569231
Damn, anti-yurifags blown the fuck out.

>>16569135
>>16569174
>don't reply, ignore the people calling my faggotry out
Where did we see this exact tactic again? Oh yeah, in the previous thread regarding the lilialraune. What a coincidence, surely just a coincidence.
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/16555224#p16556288

>In a setting all about pleasure and sex
The setting is all about human men fucking monstergirls. You'd know this and not try to twist words to your purposes, if you weren't trying to intentionally push yurishit here. Just kill yourself human garbage.

>>16569188
>safe space
What do you know, somebody used the same kind of rhetoric last thread, again in the lilialreaune conversation.
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/16555224#p16556310
>Probably best just to ignore triggered people.
>triggered
>"just ignore it"

And do I need to remind you that last thread people like this were also trying to push their obviously faggotry on the thread?
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/16555224#p16561990
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/16555224#p16562000
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/16555224#p16562040
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/16555224#p16562180

>>16569008
Looks like i need to vampire and dark elf post more often

>>16569244
>>16569176 here. I'll be waiting with baited breath.

>>16569220
I want to spike a Plant girls water with miracle grow, and watch the tits and ass rise.
>>16569222
I mean, Slimes/Mersharks don't have legs either and they are top tier.

>>16569241
I didn't say they were all eight foot tall, I was saying that even the tall strong ones were being made into moeblobs.

>>16569240
They are all cute.

What are the Slimes doing?

File: 1484328313603.jpg (309KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

309KB, 1920x1080px

I want to feed a thick elf wight with sweets and make all her fat go into her buttocks

>>16569266
To be fair, tall strong girls are cute and deserve to be spoiled by their husbandos.
Making them into moeblobs is going a bit too far though.

>>16569252
>not wanting to burn the thread to the ground
Fag

>>16569252
Go back to /y/ you raging faggot. Yuri is completely fine.

>>16569240
Anon please. You're hitting me way to hard straight to the heart. I'm on the edge of tears.

>Anbui are coming home after a long day of work with nobody to help them relax.

That's it, you've done it.

>>16569240
Thanks anon. ''Twas a very nice post.

>>16569263
>Slimes/Mersharks don't have legs either and they are top tier.
Wrong, they're legless freaks. However they are better than Plant girls.

>>16569285
Not him but yuri specifically belongs in /u/. The problem is that he's trying to label non yuri things as yuri, with no understanding of what yuri actually is.

>>16569247
>Oh look, its the thread police!
Oh look, more braindead yurishitters who don't even bother to change their posting style and tactics from the previous thread.
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/16555224#p16556278

So in the last few days we've had people aggressively pushing yuri and pegging here.
Vocal retarded newfags who refuse to lurk before posting?
Coordinated raid?

And just so nobody forgets THIS is the post these fucking retards are defending >>16568760
>hellhound rapes the princess you like just for kicks
>rapes you too
>If that's not a monster girl asserting dominance I don't know what is, perhaps her raping you and the princess at the same time, forcing you to rape the girl you always admired before going on to show you that her own body is better in every single way.

>>16569251
Being pro or anti yuri has nothing to do with it. People are just being fucking idiots and acting like the setting is anything more than a sexual escapist fantasy.

>>16569242
I said nothing about futanari. If that's what revs your engine, then good for you. Genderswap potions exist, men can turn into a sapient and sentient mass of tentacles, Diamond Trumparts get off on taking the big swollen knot of a big red love rocket.

Whoop-didee-fucking-do, Anon. It's a flock of seagulls. If you want to push it as some sort of agenda then do it elsewhere, or don't post the story here.

>>16569303
Nice flaseflag.

>>16569312
Kek. That the best you got?

>>16569314
>Says the insecure loser that shits his pants whenever his fantasy women aren't playing 100% attention to him at all times.

>>16569252
Now this is autism.
>The setting is all about human men fucking monstergirls. You'd know this and not try to twist words to your purposes, if you weren't trying to intentionally push yurishit here. Just kill yourself human garbage.
Which is why KC has also endorsed a book where Druella corrupts women, personally writes about how monster girls corrupt women in his own profiles and even draws stuff such as that honey bee image and loves threesomes such as lilialraune.

Don't get me wrong, "yuri" and "purelove" is absolute garbage but there's nothing wrong with pleasure for the sake of pleasure while still preferring and exclusively fucking men when they get the chance. The Japanese fan base gets by just fine without these sorts of shitstorms, as does every other English speaking place MGE is discussed.
Maybe it's because some around here are incapable of separating girl x girl for the sheer lewdness of it from yuri and part of it is due to falseflags aiming to rile up anti-yuri posters but I wish everyone would just let each other like what they want as long as it doesn't go full /u/ or /d/.

>>16569321
It's evident you've mistaken what side of the argument I'm on, because now you're just really aggressively agreeing with me.

>16569252
Jesus this guy is pushing the fucking boundaries on assblasted. I refuse to give his autism a (you)

>The setting is all about human men fucking monstergirls. You'd know this and not try to twist words to your purposes, if you weren't trying to intentionally push yurishit here. Just kill yourself human garbage.

If you weren't retarded and actually knew what MGE is about you'd realise that the whole fucking premise revolves around sex and achieving the most possible pleasure. I'll give you the smallest example. The fucking natural food in the setting gives you sex enhancing powers.

>What do you know, somebody used the same kind of rhetoric last thread, again in the lilialreaune conversation.

You mean when you were bitching and crying over something nobody really minded and people wanted to ignore your obvious bait?! How shocking!

>>16569307
It was just a cheeky inb4 m8
Y'all are some srs bsns folks

>>16569251
This has nothing to do with that, retard. I don't like yuri, real yuri, but Liliraunes are totally fine.

This is why the monsters aren't coming for us.

>get really into Dark Mages
>like them even more than Liches at this point
>remember that they're literally just human mages in a fun costume and an abnormally high sexual appetite
My all time top monstergirl isn't really a monster. She's a pervert in a halloween costume.

>>16569338
Why would they? They can just fuck each other.

>>16569338
I'm sure the monsters have just as many boneheads.

Ignore his autism. He'll keep whining and throwing toys if you give him (You)s

>>16569304
I don't get what's wrong with the post you're mad at.

The crush on the princess seems one sided, the Hellhound then forces anon to rape the princess and then makes him forget about her by showing him the pleasures of monster pussy. The only one who loses out in that situation is the human girl.

>>16569339
You'd still impregnate one, right?

>>16569348
He's probably religious or something.

>>16569339
I think if you take into account the lengths they'll go to sexual depravity to literally be classified as monsters it makes it a bit easier.
I do wish they had green skin or something though to play off the 'wicked witch' trope more directly.

>>16569355
Anon please. The Cult of Hathor, Onee-Sabbath, Sabbath, Chaos cult, Religion of the Fallen Gods, Dragon Cult, etc didn't do anything wrong. This guy is just autistic.

>>16569324
The "approved" fetishes here make no sense.
>any hint of girls doing anything sexual around other girls is forbidden, even FFM threesomes. If you mention anything that could even be related to this, you can fuck off and die.
>fucking your own young daughter is awesome and the guy who constantly attention whores his gimmick for it is a thread celebrity

>>16569345
>"My husbando wouldn't fuck some disgusting human hole!"
>"Haha, yeah, okay, I bet he's plowing some Puerto Rican right now."

>>16569344
That's pretty hot desu senpai

>>16569374
kek

File: 27t5JGl.jpg (608KB, 2250x1800px) Image search: [Google]

608KB, 2250x1800px

>>16569240
Thanks anon, I hope you have a good day too.

Sadly i'm away from home, but I will be getting every pillow I can to cuddle and think about Miia all day.

>>16569324
That's nice. Except
>as long as it doesn't go full /u/ or /d/.
>>16568760
>>16568846
>>16568936
>>16568958

>>16569329
You got blown the fuck out in every possible way and now you're just purely shitposting, great.
You faggots are so transparent you're basically making the exact same posts as you did in the last thread to defend your cuckolding fetish and to try to deflect the attention from yourselves.

>>16569285
>>16569314
>>16569321
>>16569328
It's not possible to tell a genuine yurifag from a troll or a false flag, that alone should tell everyone that they're pure cancer.

>>16569368
But all of those are awful.

>>16569277
In the wild digesting berries and small animals. They hope to one day find a husband that'll take them out of the forests and caves and give them plenty to eat.

>>16569286
It's not that bad. She's not miserable, she would just like someone to massage and clean the dirt out of her paws as she complains about work.

File: 013CDC81-5677-4E41-9826-B3A0703B65E3-2336-000002A89821557A_tmp.jpg (380KB, 988x906px) Image search: [Google]

380KB, 988x906px

The next time you feel like getting into an argument online in a Pandemonium watch repair forum, try getting up and stretching for five to ten minutes first! It's a great way to let off stress and it of course keeps you healthy! If you're still upset when you sit back down, at least you'll have done your body some good! And if it makes you calm down or forget about whatever it was you were upset about, that's great too! Lets keep getting healthy together!

>>16569381
This post is the perfect definition of some insecure /r9k/ faggot.

>>16569387
Ok, i'll stretch right now.

>>16569352
Nah, I don't want kids. There are monstergirls out there for everyone, so I bet there'd be one who feels the same way
>>16569357
I'm glad they don't have green skin, I like how they can appear as normal women in a way, I just find it funny that out of all the demons and beasts in the setting, I'm attracted the most to a woman in a pointy hat.

But yes, their ability to make demon realms and powerful magic Although I assume weaker than a Liches means they do have some cool abilities.

>>16569384
Now come on anon. That's just a matter of opinion. Like let's just take the Onee Sabbath. I know it's thread canon. But who wouldn't want to go to a Sleep Over Sorority? Maybe you'll get noticed by your favourite Onee san. Maybe she'll want to cuddle you in her chest. Maybe you want to tell her all your woes and issues. Maybe she'll coo you to sleep.

>>16569381
>overwhelming "fuck off" from anyone who replies to him
>thinks he's protecting the thread like he's batman or something
I'm having a giggle.

>>16569388
I'm not with anyone here buy be careful, right now you're using the same words that people who used to push monsterboys.

>>16569405
I don't want any of that.

File: Dark_slime_1.jpg (178KB, 1200x1243px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 1200x1243px

>>16569399
>I'm attracted the most to a woman in a pointy hat.
I know exactly what you mean. Monster Mages are always fashionable.

>>16569387
Thanks anon! I bet my waifu would be so proud of me. Actually getting off my ass to do something.

>>16569285
Ffm is fine, real yuri is not.

>>16569370
its more that the dumb ones are a very loud minority i think. so they just always get their knickers in a bunch if anything they don't like get posted.

>>16569387
>Pandemonium watch repair forum
I get it. You're cheeky, succufit. In more than one way.

>>16569385
>It's not that bad. She's not miserable, she would just like someone to massage and clean the dirt out of her paws as she complains about work.

What I'd give to have that honor.

>>16569381
Really, this is just insecurity. getting dommed by a Hellhound is not /d/, I know the thread is very confused about /d/ fetishes, because it accepts some and not others, but being dommed is a standard part of MGE.

Also, threesomes are not /u/. Go ahead and post a FFM threesome in /u/, see how that turns out for you.

>>16569338
>Finally after so many years we found a way to travel into the human realm, I can find anon and make lots of love with him!
>now the location is... it seems like he's underground, maybe he's still in his mom's basement haha
>but something is off why is he just laying down and not moving nor breathi-

>>16569346
>if I keep telling everyone to ignore me posting /u/ and /d/, it'll surely work if I do it enough times!

>>16569370
>The "approved" fetishes here make no sense.
If it doesn't make sense to you why some fetishes are a disease that would destroy the thread and why some are fine, you're an obvious newfag here, probably a newfag even on 4chan in general. Lurk more before posting you dumb shit.

People put up with some discussion about a borderline case in the previous thread, and now the yurifags are out in force ten times harder. All it took was one slip and they're instantly trying to get in.

>>16569150
Maybe she'll put you out of our misery and put you down

>>16569427
Anon please don't sad post. Sad posting makes me really fucking sad.

>>16569423
>Shitting up the thread, no matter for what reason

File: JW7DiG5.jpg (73KB, 1200x1059px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 1200x1059px

Can we drop off all the heated discussion and talk about wights?

>>16569381
Wow I can practically hear the insecure /r9k/ douchebaggery emanating off this post. Seriously if you're this offended at the concept of FFM threesomes how in the world are you even able to read the MGG threads without having an aneurysm?

>>16569427
Undeadification.

>>16569410
Hm. Really? Why not? I'm not judging or anything anon, it's ok to disagree. It's just I personally see zero faults with what I described.

>>16569434
no

>>16569432
Better sadposting than this shitpost storm we've got going.

>>16569423
I'm against him but I'd rather not do that, throwing gasoline on a fire is never a smart idea.

File: 1424786007414-0.jpg (384KB, 1181x1748px) Image search: [Google]

384KB, 1181x1748px

>>16569434
no, I want to talk about snakes

>>16569434
This fools ain't stopping anytime soon it seems.

Just stop fucking replying.

>>16569434
I still wanna know if it's possible for a Dragon Zombie to become a Wight, and if so, what steps can I take to ensure that it doesn't happen. She doesn't need that kind of burden again, not since she's learned the error of her old haughty independent ways.

>>16569428
I've been on the threads since 2014, the weird double standards for fetishes still make no sense to me.

>>16569437
Doesn't work like that, anon.

>>16569439
I just feel like it patronizes me. It's one of the reasons I don't really like femdom and prefer both parties to be equal.

>>16569441
Very true. But one makes me angry and the other makes me sad. There's just no winning.

>>16569240
>A Lich rubs her eyes after a long night of staying up and working.
I guess she had a latenight

>>16569432
sideways for attention long way for results

>>16569388
This post is the perfect definition of a cancerous tumblrcunt.

>>16569406
>overwhelming "fuck off" from anyone who replies to him
Yeah, from all of you and your other /u/trash buddy.

>>16569425
>hellhound rapes the princess you like just for kicks
Please tell me how this is not /u/.
>insecurity
Looks like we've got an another buzzword from someone who has no arguments here.

>16569420
>muh vocal minority
Remember how fetish pushers default to this every single time when they have nothing else to say?

>>16569428
>People put up with some discussion about a borderline case in the previous thread, and now the yurifags are out in force ten times harder. All it took was one slip and they're instantly trying to get in.
Let me ask you this, honestly. If you're so right and doing this for the good of the thread, were is the army of people who agree with your crusade against "invaders"? It's the most active time of the day when both eurofags and americans are awake so you should have people who agree with you if you speak for the majority right?

>>16569434
I wanted to discuss the various ways couples and harems can enjoy valentines day beyond usual Monster Girl brand hedonism but no, we have to talk about the pros and cons of threeways.

>>16569454
>patronizes

Oh? How so? That's quite a odd way to precieve it, anon. And don't worry, I understand if you want both parties to be equal. I'd even try that sometimes.

>>16569427
But cremation is the only proper funeral arrangement. Your ashes can be scattered somewhere you loved the most, you won't rot into a disgusting mess of decay and bone, and the fucking vikings did it.

File: 3.jpg (858KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [Google]

858KB, 1280x1024px

>>16569473

I want to see a haughty Black Dragon purposefully stave off sex her whole life so she can become a powerful Zombie Dragon, only to be resurrected as a Will o Wisp Dragon instead.

>>16569465
>Please tell me how this is not /u/.
She makes the guy fuck the princess and then fucks him herself. Post that on /u/ and see how it goes down.

Of course you'll probably never answer this because you know it isn't /u/ at all and would get flamed off their board.

>>16569473
You're doing exactly what the guy you're attempting to piss off accused you of doing.

>>16569461
subtle

>>16569452
>mindbroken dragon zombie wife hints at having an independent self-sufficient thought one day
>anon panicking and rushing off to the town Lich demanding to find out what he can do to stop it
I can't tell if it's cute or comeuppance.

>>16569468
Don't reply to him.

>>16569473
>>16569481
I'm not sure if this is false flagging or just pure spite but really this helps no one.

>>16569452
What if she ends up a laid back "Daijobu" sort of Wight?

>>16569465
>using tumblr as your scapegoat on a forum that has a known problem with insecure cunts

Then again you seem to ignore the whole "hellhound fucking a man" shebang.

>>16569482
Could that happen?

>>16569474
>That's quite a odd way to precieve it, anon
I know, hell even I feel it's pretty irrational. But it's just something I can't help.

>Valentines day
>we could be discussing romantic things to do with our waifus, or wondering if in the vastness of the multiverse a woman is staring up at her ceiling, wishing that cute boy really existed to spend Eros day with her
>Nah! Lets argue about gay monsters, threesomes and trolling future monsters with our corpses!

>>16569473
>>16569481
Then there's this fucking retard.

>>16569488
It's neither! It would be a tragedy! We'll scour the earth if we have to to prevent it from happening. Don't ruin this for me!
>>16569492
That would not be fine! At least not for the foreseeable future. Not for a very, very long time. Eventually it would be cute though. But not for at least a few millennia.

>>16569506
it's romantic to chesire

>>16569482
>Black dragon constantly in heat and horny
>Cant get off because no husbando
>Dies with all that pent up lust on her
>Becomes zombie dragon
>The first thing she sees upon waking up is a thief trying to loot her hoard

poor guy

>>16569449
>>16569489
>j-just ignore him haha
How many times are you going to keep repeating this and hoping it magically makes you right? How many times have you posted the same thing in just this thread, five?

>>16569483
>She makes the guy fuck the princess and then fucks him herself.
>hellhound rapes the princess you like just for kicks
It literally says the hellhound rapes the princess. How much mental gymnastics to do you need to try to claim plain unambiguous text means something completely else?

>>16569435
>>16569473
>>16569481
>>16569495
Do I even need to say anything?

>>16569501
I don't know, but I still want to see it.

>>16569512
>Anon start panicking about the idea that his waifu might snap back to be haughty even though she hated it.
>Instead she's a laid back sort of wight who scoops him up in her arms and cuddles him while stroking his hair and his dick.

>>16569506
at least arguing won't make me depressed
actually it makes me keep going on.

>>16569506
My Kikimora would have different color dresses for different holidays.
Pink for Valentine's.
Green for St. Paddy's.
Red, white and blue for the 4th.
Black and orange for Halloween.
Orange and brown for Thanksgiving.
Red and green for Christmas.
Nude for my birthday.
And so on.

>>16569525
Seriously. Don't fucking reply. I will still this into every one of you guys if you reply to a post that is such obvious bait. It will stop sooner if you don't reply

>>16569518
>>Cant get off because no husbando
She'd probably just find a nearby MG and rape her until she can find a husband.

>>16569532
Are you really going to reply to every single post?

>>16569532
Whoops wrong guy.

Mods, please. I don't want to be in an end of /a/ threads simulator.

>>16569532
>whoops I got called out on my raidfagging
>REE DELET THIS

>>16569502
I understand how you feel anon. I feel the same way about domming girls. Never appealed to me and always made me feel unnecessarily uncomfortable.

>>16569541
>/mgt/ Thread simulator
Sometimes you stare into the abyss...

>>16569546
I don't even really mind light femdom, it's the stuff like fully reversed gender roles that makes me feel uncomfortable.

>>16569519
>It literally says the hellhound rapes the princess. How much mental gymnastics to do you need to try to claim plain unambiguous text means something completely else?
Happens in the setting all the fucking time. It's not love, not because she likes girls but to dominate, scratch and itch and then turns it into pure hetro sex with a dick involved.

That exact scenario with no changes or committing anything would not be welcome on /u/ one bit.
>>16569519
>Do I even need to say anything?
That you're incapable of differentiating people trolling from legitimate yurifags or people trying to anger you? Your stupidity may be terminal.

>>16569550
And the shog stares back at you

>>16569522
Dammit! You're mindbreaking my mindbreak fetish!
>all paranoid about whether she'll still do what he tells her to and be obidient
>she still does, always with a happy laid back smile
>eventually over time she's the one doing more reassuring and gently suggesting to him what to do to take the burden off of him
>roles end up effectively completely reversed even though she's the one wearing the collar and he ostensibly seems to be the one in charge

God dammit it's too cute. Let me mindbreak my Dragon Zombie in peace!

>>16569555
I want to hit the Shoggoth with a stick.

>>16569561
Wow rude

So I just got my copy of MGE, am I late to the party? Most notable difference is probably uncensored lewd pics.
If you want I can upload some
http://imgur.com/a/w06nH

>>16569553
>>16569546
I just like gentle loving cuddlesex, both of you wrapping your arms around eachother, kissing, slow and steady, it would be nice

>>16569555
>Trying to be poetic and deep while looking down the abyss
>Shoggoth happily waving at you and shouting your name so you notice her.

>>16569561
What would you do when she opens hers twenty mouths and swallows the stick whole right from your hands?

>>16569554
Stop replying to him.

>>16569506
>trolling future monsters with our corpses!

>the portals finally open
>some anon's Cheshire waifu steps though, thoughts full of all the fun she and anon will have teasing each other
>but something is wrong
>the sky is grey, and the buildings are in a serious state of decay
>she hurriedly makes her way to where anon should live
>and finds his ancient yellowing bones, just another victim of a long passed nuclear holocaust
>a single tear trails down her face as she chokes out:
That's not funny... that's not...

>>16569565
Shogs deserve it.

>>16569572
Get a bigger stick.

>>16569566
Any updated/redone profile art and captioned pics would be real nifty.

>>16569566
Post the redraws please.

>>16569566
>am I late to the party
Yes, but you can still talk about it.

>Most notable difference is probably uncensored lewd pics.
I like the new profile pic more.

>>16569556
But anon, don't you want her to give you nursing handjobs with a big happy smile on her face?
Don't you want her to ride you and feel her big soft ass slapping against your thighs as she screams your name in pleasure?
Don't you want to wake up to her daintily sucking your morning wood?

>>16569567
Cuddlesex is the best. Intimacy is my biggest fetish.

>>16569566
I don't think we ever did get pics of uncensored lewds.

>>16569570
>When I but look upon the unending sea of formless chaos stretched infinitely before me...
>"hey! Mastah! Over here Mastah! Mastah! I'm over here! Mastah look over here!"
>and... and through these tenebrous links from beyond the realm of human comprehension...
>"Mastah look! Mastah I made a nice bed sheet for you Mastah! Look! I'm shaking it out Mastah! It has your name on it! Also what would you like for dinner Mastah?"
>...dear, please, a moment?

>>16569573
You've been attempting to undermine the threads for atleast two threads in a row, I think it's too late to ask everyone to just ignore what you've been trying to do after you've been called out, pal.

>>16569566
I'm jelly.

File: 1456876783549.png (217KB, 752x276px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 752x276px

I want to act dense around Tamamo until she breaks and won't take "no" for an answer.

>>16569565
that depends on what kind of stick, get it?

>>16569592
>Intimacy is my biggest fetish.
I agree, all i want is for someone to be intimate with, I want her to run her hands through my hair and rest her head on my shoulder and talk about how nice I smell, and then bury her face into me and breath heavy