Eirin needs a husband. She's been stressed out at work lately,

I can help work off the sexual tension while leading her on to believe I'll marry her, then ditch her for her cuter assistant once I'm bored of her big butt and tiddies.

>>16547730
Eirin with glasses looks actually really good

I want to be her chair.

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>>16547730
She'll get a human boy from the village.

My heart belongs to another, and even ignoring that I like her assistant much, much more than her. It would never work out.

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>>16548037

>>16548046
I don't get it, but please don't play with Reisen's brain.

>>16548135
Reisen's ability is messing with waves and people's heads, that rabbit deserves it.

>>16548162
She doesn't do it very much though, and never very deeply.
That I'm derailing this into bunny talk is proof that I'd be a poor husband for Eirin.

I want to convince Eirin to give me loads of cash and valuables just so that I spend the night with her! Damn, these old women are so easy to exploit.

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scans WHEN?

I've never wanted a doujin more in my life.

>>16547730
I want to cuddle up with her on a park bench and smoke cigarettes together.

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>>16548569
This had damn well better be paizuri-centric with a cover like that.

>>16548674
The pixiv preview suggests that it will be.

What are some good Eirin ass doujins? No rape.

>>16548725
https://nhentai.net/g/92156/
https://nhentai.net/g/110186/
https://nhentai.net/g/65047/

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>>16548725
>No rape.
Wuss.

Yes, she can give me steroids so I can leave humanity behind same way she left moon behind.

>>16548744
Not bad, thanks. I wish her butt would be fatter though.

>>16548747
It makes me feel physically sick

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>>16548559
Eirin is not a desperate old lady!
Her standards are high, and you look as though you won't meet a single one!

>>16553392
Hmm... that bra looks awfully sweaty.

>>16560094
i want to drink eirin's breast sweat

>>16548569
Looks like the guy who's trying to get it dealing with greedy importers doing some absurd markups

>>16548747
Didn't that guy fuck off to Kancolle when it became popular?

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>>16560233
I'll take her thighsweat then.

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>>16560543
Yup. Good riddance.

>>16560588
I presume he's fucked off to GranBlu or whatever the new meme game is now.

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It makes me depressed that Eirin has so little porn.

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>>16560682
What she's got is good, though.

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>>16560682
But she stars in the BEST scenes in the BEST Touhou futanari extravaganza series

>>16560805
Which set is that?

>>16560820
Sanae Udon Yotsutama

>>16560827
I knew it looked familiar. Good shit right there although the cover is a total lie.

Sanae's barely in it!

>>16560585
damn that's nice, source?

>>16560682
It makes me depressed that not a single one of those blades hit.

>>16561435
Sakuya would never injure her onee-chan.

>>16547730
No, I am not mature enough for an adult relationship. Attempting to be a couple with me would just make things worse for everyone.

>>16548725
https://e-hentai.org/g/550291/8d0c28b190/

>>16548569
I bought it. Hasn't actually been shipped yet, but my deputy should do it soon. Maybe in like a month or two.

>>16564883
>>16548569
https://exhentai.org/g/1030136/18b901f133/

Oh well.

At a quick glance this doesn't like one of the recent upscales, so I guess I don't need to scan it after all.

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This doujin is heavenly.

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I want to get my prostate stimulated by Eirin while she tugs on my little dick.

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This thread is getting good

>>16567435
>>16568875
I prefer asses, but I would like to make out with her bra.

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>>16568875
Can't let that happen, now can we.

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>>16569569

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>>16569577

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>>16569587

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>>16569613

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>>16569627

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>>16569634

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>>16569653

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>>16569663

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>>16569670
Remember anons: /jp/ was never good.

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>>16567258
Now that I've taken a better look at it, it has really ugly moire, but no bleedthrough that I could see. It's PNG so no JPG artifacts, and it looks reasonably leveled.

I'm sure I could do a better job but I doubt it's worth it. And doujin-moe is probably going to translate this, and they're sure not going to wait for me.

>>16569684
I laughed. Also, Mokou has good fashion sense.

>>16569684
Damn, Maullar's art has improved VASTLY since then.

I want to be Eirins strictly platonic friend who she vents all of her frustrations, sexual or otherwise, on while maintaining a strict lack of sexual interaction!

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H o L y S h I t !

>>16569982
Just haul ass man.

>>16574007
I can't do editing myself. I'm too clueless. So I need to rely on other people, who have their own lives to deal with.

Plus, they're behind a paywall, so I won't even know if they've already translated it or not.

https://exhentai.org/g/995612/11a6a509d1/ This was posted after I uploaded my scan ( https://exhentai.org/g/984272/7e507b95fd/ ) but they still used the old raw.

>>16547730
I find the way she's holding the cigarette more arousing than all the titties in the thread.
Am I sick?

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Eirin has big hips, a slappable butt, big jiggly milky breasts, and perfectly cute feet!

>>16572970
I want those thighs to crush my skull

>>16580501
Eirin's thighs and butt are very thick and heavy! Be careful when facesitting with Eirin!

>>16574129
Not at all. Articulating fingers are nice.

>>16580436
Why are they so horrified? Is this like that series where Eirin freaks out over a Kleenex box?

>>16580749

Women freak out over everything. That's why they are never happy.

Eirin is a lonely, frustrated, horny old lady who needs a young anon's cock inside of her!

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>>16580749
I think Eirin is surprised because she just slipped, and Tewi is surprised because her prank hit Eirin instead of Reisen

Yuyukofags > Kanakofags > Yukarifags > Byakurenfags > Eirinfags
Though really all of them are cancerous. Yuyukofags are simply the most bearable of the bunch.

>>16583178
>>>/v/

>>16580749
>Is this like that series where Eirin freaks out over a Kleenex box?
Link

>>16572970
this remind me of a certain 3d dojin

>>16583178
Crossposters deserve to die!

>>16599599
What are those sharp bits on her breasts?

What is sex with Eirin like?

>>16599686
Very stinky and sweaty, I hope. With plenty of facesitting and verbal abuse.

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>>16599692
Cannibalistic

>>16599692
Well that gets me going a little bit

>>16599698
I can only get so erect.

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>>16597330
>>16599599
Doctor Paizuri

>>16599686
She's older than human civilization, she might possibly be the biggest cold fish.

>>16619424
And she's yet to sire a child.

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Miss Eirin let me be her assistant, and I got to see lots of embarrassed Touhous get their physicals!

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What's wrong with her underarms?

Eirin wants you to be her gynecologist!

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>>16635908
Holy fuck, I want to impregnate those tits.

>>16635753
I don't think I'd be able to take my eyes of Eirin for a second, regardless of who walked in naked.