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Enough to drive a man mad.

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Maids are olev
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>>16545044
How are you this fast?
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>>16545047
Probably maid power.
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I've started to grow slutty fantasies and an addiction to Krakens.

Is this healthy? Should I seek treatment?
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Kobolds are adorable and perfect for cuddles!
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>>16545052
If treatment includes fantasizing about tight, slimy tentacle hugs, then yes.
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>>16545050
All I can imagine now is a Kikimora/shoggoth sitting on the computer waiting second by second for the thread to archive so she can proudly proclaim that maids the olev in each first post.

Maids have to advertise themselves some how.
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>>16545056
It's a shogg computer and a kiki user. They've finally joined forces.
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>>16545054
I just get super slutty imagining a Kraken holding me tight in her cuddly embrace while marking me all over with purple lipstick and sucker marks.
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>>16545072
Wait, you mean she'd put lipstick on her suckers and kiss you with them too? That sounds overwhelmingly comfy.
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I just realized how much better is my waifu than all of yours
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>>16545085
My waifu can beat up your waifu
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>>16545085
Says you!
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>>16545085
You gotta lotta nerve sayin that to me Griswald!
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>>16545060
A weapon to surpass Meido Gear...
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>>16545085
Them's fightin words
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>>16545085
My waifu loves me more than yours loves you! Mine protects me and provides for the family we created! I'll love her to the end of time!
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>>16545085
You better watch your words.
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I want more stories of alcoholic elf and the chaos girl squad!
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>>16545105
Can't wait till Mari draws Lani and Victoria
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I want to be a boy idol in MGC!
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>>16545085
I agree, and everyone else should too.

My waifu is better than all of yours.
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>>16545117
What kind of boy idol?
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>>16545117
So you want to be a boytoy/whore for rich monstergirls.
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>>16545123
One who is taken advantage off by pervy older producers!

>>16545131
Yes please.
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Always beware of full moon nights,your waifu might be plotting something that involves mushrooms and humpy slime
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>>16545123
Billy?
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>>16545085
That's, like, your opinion Anon.
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>>16545133
What if MGs just treat Valentine's the night of pure love where there is no sex?
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>>16545133
But anon, I'd already be making my own plans to make it a special night! Full moon nights can be very distracting and frustrating sometimes, it's a husband's job to make sure his precious waifu is well cared for and fully satisfied!
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>no ryu to greet me home
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https://exhentai.org/g/1028276/37c1cdc7cd/

How big is too big?
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>>16545216
that sad panda isn't big
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What happens when you're out hunting yak meat for a few days and your Yeti waifu has trouble sleeping when you're not there to cuddle?
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>>16545223
She hunts you down to cuddle.
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>>16545223
She sets out to hunt you.
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>>16545223
Endless hugs and cuddles when you get back. She'll just cling onto you wherever you go, refusing to let you go ever again.
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>>16545223
You catch her stalking you in the traditional Bigfoot pose out of the corner of your eye then sigh and settle for fish again.
She pays you back by giving you her patented genki full body double hugu with a side of butterfly kisses
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>>16545248
>yetis have different types of hugs that they announce the names of dramatically before performing them
My favorite yeti headcanon.
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>>16545216
Well Anon, that's a little much for my taste.
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>>16545213
Ryus are underrated and deserve all the attention!
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>Hey anon! On your feet! It's important to stretch every hour to improve blood circulation and maintain positive health!
>Lets get healthy together! We'll start with toe touches! Don't be discouraged if you can't reach your toes the first few times! As you continue to stretch over time, your body will become more flexible!
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>>16545248
I tried taking a photo of her stalking me, but it came out all blurry and out of focus
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Can water Monster girls survive on land? Like I understand that some girls like mermaids, mersharks and sea bishops won't be able to move but girls like Cancer and and Scylla can walk in land? Right?
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>>16545216
I'm okay with that level of thickness
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>>16545284
Even the mermaid types can grow temporary legs or levitate through magic. There's no issue.
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>>16545098
artist? I recognize the style from that recent Mershark one.
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>>16545276
These fitness classes I've taken have really helped improve my body and health. My waifu will love it and she'll be so proud!
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>>16545275
Ryus are okay. They deserve just a bit of attention.
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>>16545216
Delicious
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>>16545107
me too anon, but I suck at writing.
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>>16545287
>levitating mermaid

That would look weird. But can they actually survive on land?
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>>16545216
>Tsumetoro without fat old men
Is this real life?
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>>16545299
Yep. No problems according to KC.
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>>16545151
>No sex on valentines day

Haha
hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA

>>16545152
What if you do both plans? combine your plan with wife plan
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>>16545307
I mean. It wouldn't be that bad when you think about it. When was the last time you and your waifu had a romantic time that didn't end in sex but ended in handholding and kisses.
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>>16545307
>What if you do both plans? combine your plan with wife plan
Sounds like a good time!
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>>16545312
anon full moon nights are when they get reaaaally horny and bothered, i dont think she will just want cuddles and kisses

unless she holds herself back alot,which will result in a sexually repressed waifu,you dont want that right?
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>>16545276
This torn leg muscle isn't making these stretches any easier...
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>>16545276
All those MGs in the class are going to judge me! It's not my fault I can't reach my toes!
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>>16545322
>sexually repressed wolfu

I'm contemplating it. Am I willing to see death himself?
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>>16545338
Just blue ovarie her enough and eventually one day she will snap

your pelvis wont survive the ordeal
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>>16545088
>>16545089
>>16545093
>>16545098
>>16545105
>>16545119
>>16545138
You're all just mad because your waifus will never be as good as my human waifu.
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>>16545344
...and shots fired
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>>16545343
She can't hold in those lewd instincts anymore. I think I might blue ovary her subtly. Just because I'm a slut for her pinning me down and taking me.
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>>16545344
>human

You basically just called you and your waifu trash
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>>16545344
Human? Do you hate yourself Anon?
They're literally the most tsun- species alive.
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>>16545344
A human, really? My daughteru can probably beat up your waifu.
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>>16545344
Don't you try to bait me any more anon! I won't stand for it!
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>>16545363
And yet, you replied.
In fact, everyone showered him in (You)s.
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>>16545363
>>16545368
It's not a bait though. My waifu is human.
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>>16545107
>>16545297
>the chaos+elf gang enters a dungeon
>first room is a sort of burial crypt with various embalming utensils and what have you
>Shoggoth is told to stay back and guard the entrance, she just stares with her unblinking eyes and gives her ominous smile
>the rest of the squad presses forward, the elf pulling double duty to be cautious and scout for traps while MCanon, flayer, and Nacho stroll through mumbling various eldritch jokes to each other
>Wait, where's Wendigo?
>A shriek from further down a cave side path spurs elf to sprint ahead, bow drawn and flask momentarily stoppered and bouncing off her hip
>comes to a dead end, confused
>jogs back out of breath to the main path, notices all of the lights are off and the party is nowhere to be seen
>Suddenly she's floored by a giant red eyed horrific spider like creature screaming in some hellish tones in her face while from behind she feels pulsating tingling tentacles wrap around her neck and arms and from below a feeling like horns drilling into her lower back
>as she starts hysterically screaming she's dragged back to the entrance room of the dungeon, now transformed into a chaotic, black-slimed hellscape with teeth and eyes and tongues and viscera oozing out of the walls... and a dining table... with a cake on it?
>her mind nearly splits in two as five telepathic voices shriek SURPRISE! at the same time, causing her to convulse and seize
>the last thing she notices before she passes out is a cheap sign draped from the ceiling, held up by two pulsating tentacles reading 'Happy 204th birthday'
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>>16545344
>human
>he doesn't know
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So I was thinking, what's the punishment for a female paladin who has killed a monster girl or multiple monster girls if she gets captured?

It would have to be something really depraved, like being raped by devil bugs and transformed into one on stage while monster girls and their husbands cheer. That or the matango pit.
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>>16545290
Critnuke drew that, I think.
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>>16545098
>a Lich will never sit on your face
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>>16545375
Elves are made for crazy sexual bullying.
>>16545395
melted into a Slime Core by a Dark Slime.
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>>16545395
Probably not as bad as a monster who left her husband.
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>>16545417
>as a monster who left her husband
That doesn't happen.
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>>16545425
You never know.
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>>16545395
"Donated" to the roper preservation, obviously.
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>>16545427
Still doesn't happen.
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>>16545427
I do know.
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>>16545395
Depends. They might be sold of to a Lich or gremlin as a test subject, or have a run-in with a Mindflayer and turning into breeding stock, or is tuned into something like a parasite slime.
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Hot steamy baths/showers are scientifically proven to make any MG lovey dovey.

It's the heat anon. It puts them into heat.
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>>16545448
But what if she's a fire based MG like Lava Golems, Salamanders and Hinezumis?
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>>16545448
Good to know anon, thanks.
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I want to go to a monster girl gaming convention and just enjoy the show.
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>>16545451
WHITE
HOT
VULVA
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>>16545448
Hot springs are also the natural hunting grounds for many ara ara MGs.
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>>16545410
agreed with the elf sentiment
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>>16545455
I want to go so I can bully all the nerdy Monster Girls!
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>>16545458
Which is why it's split by gender.
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>>16545456
YES, WE NEED MORE HEAT!
BRING IGNIS AND HELLHOUNDS TO THE MIX
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>>16545458
Those poor shotas coming home from school. Not even the rape alarm can save them.
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>>16545464
I just talk with them about the various games that are coming out and see what they're interested in, along with maybe getting in a demo or two.
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>>16545353
Careful anon,dont blue ovarie her too much or one night shes gonna pin you down with a jar of manticore venom by her side

and you are not getting up until next morning
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>>16545440
>They might be sold of to a Lich or gremlin as a test subject
Could be fitting fate for her, used as the tester for new drugs. Maybe one will be a bit too strong and cause her to orgasm whenever someone mentions her name for the rest of her life.
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>>16545475
I want to run a booth with classic human games and generally be really cool and chill when showing the games off.
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>>16545467
Don't forget dragon's fire too. We need to go beyond the limits.
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>>16545466
Not in Zipangu they aren't.
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>>16545482
Now we just need a geyser MG and a desert MG that desertifies the area around her for maximum HEAT.
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>>16545485
But then you won't be able to bathe in peace.
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>>16545481
Would be nice.

Showing off a game where you play as a knight would be good.

Would hate to be the booth guy who'd have to dress up as the knight though.

Big, bulky armor.
A large weapon.
A ravishing mustache and beard combo.

He'd be jumped by salamanders before he got out the door.
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>>16545489
If you want that, request a private bath.
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>>16545487
During summer too. We need to go hotter!
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>>16545490
I'd kill to be that guy.
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>>16545496
Then we have to go to the bottom of Death Valley during summer at noon to raise the bar.
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>>16545476
>jar of mnticore venom

W-Wow. That's a lot of rape juice.
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>>16545490
I'd just set up a booth that's a couch, a TV and a bunch of games for playing.
First up, Dark Souls.
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>>16545507
well thats what happens when you blue ovarie your wife for too long! she gets extra rapey
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>>16545499
You say that now but then an overweight dragon and an Ushi with glasses with fight over who gets to keep you.

>>16545508
How long till a girl gets mad at it and tries to rape you?
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>>16545462
I desire an Elf with super juicy tits.
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Can you blue ovarie a ushi-oni or she is always in rape mode?
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>>16545510
Now I want to blue ovary her even more.
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>>16545512
>but then an overweight dragon and an Ushi with glasses with fight over who gets to keep you.
Such are the rules of nature Anon, and I'd egg on the fight.
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>>16545517
Go on anon. Try telling a Ushi Oni "you're not in the mood tonight".
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>>16545518
Yeah you are asking for it,neither of you are gonna get out of that room for days

i hope you are happy
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>>16545515
I desire a tubby elf that is haughty to cover up her self esteem issues.
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>>16545512
They probably wouldn't try to rape me over the game.
I'd just be chill and help them git gud.
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>>16545525
I require this aswell.
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>>16545523
what shes gonna do? rape me again?
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>>16545522
Such a good man.
They'll just team up and take you.
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>>16545527
But can you teach them to get good at life?

>>16545529
It's a nice thing.
I'd happily obey her orders for more snacks and would gladly be her 'throne'
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>>16545515
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>>16545531
What do you expect? It's worse because you blue ovary her. She's going to fuck you with not only rape passion. But with anger aswell.

>>16545532
They might aswell just declare anon dead now.
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>>16545525
I want to see a chubby Elf and musclegirl P'Orc compete for my affection.
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>>16545532
Anon, should that happen, I'd get heavily raped into submission.
Can I truly withstand that onslaught?
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>>16545517
dunno but for fun i'd like to wear her seal
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>>16545540
I love pudgy haughty girls. Doing exactly that is my dream.

>"Hey servant! Bring me more of those double stuffed Oreos and be my throne for this afternoon!"
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>>16545545
Incorrect, Anon is now married, not dead.

>>16545552
Hell if I know, I'm not the man with your pelvis.
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>>16545555
whats the purpose of it anyways?
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>>16545525
>Elven Princess buys anon as a slave to serve her every whim.
>When he first meets her it turns out she's chubby and lazy, ordering him to do things like bring her food and massage her back because of how heavy her tits are.
>She insists on wearing her elven royal garb everywhere even though it's basically a glorified slingshot bikini with leather garters, stockings, a choker and a cape and she doesn't entirely fit in it anymore.
>Anon has to deal with this haughty lewd elf, her plush thighs, fat bubble butt, heaving tits, and squeezable body walking around with her ass and tits practically spilling out of her outfit.
How long until he pins her to her luxurious bed and prone bones her until she's cum drunk?
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>>16545555
What does the seal do? What happens if you wear it?
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>>16545559
To keep her unbridled lust in check.
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>>16545563
>What happens if you wear it?
thats what i want to find out
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>>16545551
That would be nice.
I'd love for such a situation.

I'd help the P'Orc get fitter than fit and keep spoiling the elf.

>>16545557
It is indeed perfect.
Pleanty to grope too.
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>>16545558
>married

With two wives?
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>>16545561
I couldn't last the first day with all of that in my face.
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>>16545573
Yes.
MGC is very good with Bigamy and harems.
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>>16545569
That could be dangerous anon.
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>>16545540
I'd give them dating advice and let them know things some guys like so they can seduce their crushes.
They'd believe me given how much I reek of my Demon girlfriend.
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>>16545561
i will fuck the fatness out of her

she can keep the fat butt
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>>16545582
good
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>>16545574
If you fuck her that won't be the only thing in your face.
Hope you don't mind her sitting on your face and making you knead her ass while she sucks you off.
All while she claims you're "raping her" because she's an elf and that's practically a racial fetish.
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>>16545561
I want to get on top of her and pound her fat ass!
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>>16545561
Anon, I'd fill her up till she looks like she just finished a feast by herself.

I'd do it missionary style too so she doesn't have to move.
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>>16545587
So she'll basically be curvy with an even bigger butt?
She'll also shoot up in height and become taller than you by a little bit so watch out.
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>>16545561
I want to give her a lactation potion and dress her up like a Holstaur.
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>>16545596
She'd probably protest for about one second before devolving into slutty moans and thrusting her hips up to meet your dick.

>>16545597
She doesn't really have to move at all if you prone bone her either anon. That's the position where she lays on her stomach and you lay on top of her and stick your dick in.
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>>16545588
You willing to take that risk? Hell it could have some sex enhancing abilities? You sure you can handle that?
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>>16545611
That would be perfect.
She could even keep snacking and reading while I fill her up.
I may pop some manticore venom before hand though.
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>>16545588
>anon puts ushi seal on himself
>turns him into a wild lust animal,like if he was on raging mushrooms cranked to eleven
>cue several days later after your waifu removed the seal from you
>take a look at your ushi oni
>shes an ahegao mess,a happy grin plastered on her face
>her womb looks already from someone nine months pregnant big
>she pulls you to her and says
>"can we do it again?" as her eyes start to heartpupil
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>>16545625
She wouldn't be able to concentrate on snacking and reading while she's screaming your name and begging for more.
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>>16545631
That's a lot of impregnation. Is anon going to get little cow spiders running around the house?
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>>16545603
yes,i will fuck her belly fat off,she an keep the plump butt and breasts

i am replacing her belly fat with impregnation fat,as much as her elven genes can take inside
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>>16545646
Well, I'll have to fill her to the brim then.
And then I'll get her some post coital cake

>>16545651
You, you know how this works.
Work off the old fat and replace it with impregnation fat.
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>>16545647
i am not sure...are ushi onis dragon tier of hard to impregnate?
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>>16545659
Probably. They're very powerful beasts. But even 7 days of constant impregnation is a lot for a Dragon, right?
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>>16545657
i would honestly prefer to do it to a dark elf

something about snuggling a dark elf tighly after filling her to the limit and rubbing her back plus giving her some ear teasing makes me go doki doki
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>>16545540
>>16545557
Gureato taste, patrician
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>>16545675
Tubby elves are for snuggling be they vanilla or chocolate.
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>>16545657
You're gonna be at that for a while because once you fill her pussy up she's gonna want you to fill her mouth up too.
And then you're on nigh permanent dickthrone duty.
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>>16545561
I wouldn't last a fucking half hour
I'd go to fucking town on her like it's my last day on earth, nonstop
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>>16545675
All I know is I like my elves athletic and busty.
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>>16545669
i guess they could simply absorb the juice to use as mana later,unless the ushi pretends she can have twins or more

no, wait,i rather let her absorb it,i dont think i am ready to handle alot of mini cow spiders pouncing on me every day
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>>16545692
I'm fine with that.
I'll fill all her holes till they're full.
And I'll make sure to keep taking various supplements to keep her full during my dick throne duties.
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>>16545692
I will answer the call of such a vaulted position with all my dignity and honor and pride
I shall earn my title of 'dickthrone'
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>>16545395
>female paladin gets mindraped or matango pit or slime core or some other body horror fate
>squire escapes
>he grows up to be the most ruthless and unflinching champion to ever live
>unlike what ends up stopping pretty much every hero, no amount of mamono mana or lilims trying to directly tempt him would ever even make him hesitate, because there's no Order conditioning to dispel and the grudge is all him
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>>16545617
yes, yes i am
>>16545647
I hope so
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>>16545699
>no, wait,i rather let her absorb it,i dont think i am ready to handle alot of mini cow spiders pouncing on me every day

That's ok anon. No mortal man is ready for that. But that's the best bit. You'll learn and you'll be the best cow spider father around.
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>>16545696
i want to ruin a dark elf athletic figure by making mini elves with her!
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>>16545708
>>16545711
Are you sure anon? You'll have to deal with her plump ass in your lap, her tight elven pussy squeezing and milking you dry all day long as she sits at her desktop and plays games.
You'll feel every twist, clench and general movement she makes.
And if she gets frustrated she'll pivot, shove your face between her massive tits and rape you harder as her ass slaps against your thighs.
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>>16545715
I'd love to see that squire turned into a slut.

Remember. If a Lilim can't do it. A Chaos girl can. It would be so satisfying seeing a Mindflayer turn him into a ahegoing, double peace signing, tentacle slut.
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>>16545727
What if he runs into his former paladin, now evolved into a Mad Hatter or as a Dark Slime?
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>>16545726
Can you do that with a slim dark elf? could her body handle being a semen storage?
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>>16545738
Then he can't stop her advance.
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>>16545726
Oh anon,
She won't be sporting a belly because she's simply a big eater.
I'm she's going to look damn near pregnant from all the stuff I'll put in her.
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>>16545748
>Slim dark elf
It'd be slightly more rapey.
For example, you'd be chained to her chair and she'd just be raping you and talking dirty.
She wouldn't stay slim with all the semen being pumped into her though. She'd get a body made for making babies since she desires them so much.
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>>16545727
I doubt one would stay alive long enough to do that.

>>16545738
He'd probably be 200% mad at what he sees as the monsters throwing her corpse at him in an attempt to psyche him out, and cut her down without mercy.
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saw this.
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>>16545776
She is the semenest demoness.
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>>16545771
I'm sure he'd change his tune when she presses up against him and tells him things that only she could know.
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>>16545771
>implying a mere mortal can defeat a Chaos girl

Oh sweet anon. You couldn't be more wrong.
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>>16545776
That Camilla titty thread?
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>>16545785
FEHeroes thread on /v/
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>>16545776
Camilla is a semen demon.
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>>16545764
i get the last chuckle anon after shes done and lays on the bed from how much semen she extracted i am gonna gently lay over her side and plug her with my sword of flesh,then eat a raging mushroom to keep her tightly plugged and occasionaly shoot another load inside her already filled womb just to hear her moans and squeaks of pleasure
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>>16545782
>"I know why you're so angry Squire~"
>"I've seen that baby carrot you have down there"
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>>16545726
You're only making my dedication swell even more wildly
I may even actively massage her belly to encourage her at random times throughout the day to take even more from me
I ain't no passive dickthrone. I'll be the luxury sports car of dickthrone as for that plump cumdump elf princess.
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>>16545776
>blue camilla
Would empty my balls inside/10
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>>16545782
He also knows she would've never sided with the monsters, and he saw what was done to her all those years ago and knows she's gone. rip
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>>16545771
Such edge. Much angst.
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>>16545659
Id say they're fairly hard because they can 'reproduce' in another way
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>>16545771
>>16545816
You're a disgustingly edgy motherfucker.
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>>16545771
>humies thinking their best heroes could defeat even a fucking Holstaur if she actually tried hard
Cute desu
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I want a muscle ________!
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>>16545797
Don't forget that at night you serve as her daki.
Do well enough and she might start giving you kisses while heartpupiling.
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>>16545842
Wrestling match
Cmon college boy
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>>16545842
Oni
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>>16545842
Wight
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>>16545842
Hellhound.
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>>16545842
Athletic* Anubis and I want her now!

>>16545846
The MGs there probably aren't gentle.
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>>16545828
>>16545836
>edge
Logical consequence. Even though the monsters have been radically changed since the genocide eras, the humans haven't.
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>>16545853
>no pads

It's a shame.
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>>16545844
My hips shall be as the tides, ever rolling, ever washing more and more onto her needy shores
My manhood shall be as a geyser, reliable and brimming with endless pressure
I shall not even begin to assume my mission satisfactory until her pupils undergo a permanent transformation into loving puffy cartoonish hearts
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>>16545859
Now you're an edgy cunt.
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>>16545868
what if she actually ends up impregnated from all that?
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>>16545853
Muscle hounds are best hounds.
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>>16545883
Yes they are. Perfect for spying on in the gym.
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>>16545880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk
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>>16545842
gremlin
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>>16545891
You've caught my attention. But I thought Gremlins are supposed to be shortstacks?
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>>16545882
Then I shall strengthen my mind and body further to be able to continue to satisfy her even further swelled pregnant form
She may call me husband if she so chooses, or if she chooses to hide me from the public so be it. But I have a solemn duty to fill that booty. And if she so deems it, I'd do my best as her loving snack-bringing husband as well.
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>>16545885
I want that Hellhound to catch me spying on her in the gym!
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>>16545894
Thread discussions have portrayed them as shortstacks, yet their most common bodytype is the petite Baphomet type.
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>>16545868
That's awfully romantic given the subject matter. I'm sure she'd shower such an endeavor with appreciation in due time.
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>>16545901
As do I. I wonder what she'd do?
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>>16545905
Perfect for lotus position.
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>>16545909
Push you up against a locker and ask if you liked what you saw.
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>>16545894
I don't see any reason shortstacks can't be fit.

Consider that they carry around machinery all day, so it's only to be expected that they need a nice core to support that.
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>>16545909
I bet she'd kabedon us against a wall or something, giving us a great view of her cleavage, asking if you want a "Personal trainer".
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>>16545916
W-Will there be forces ab licking? I'm a slut for being pinned against the wall and made to do things.
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>>16545918
I love dominant Hellhounds. I want her to force me to inhale her muffy pheromones from her chest fluff after a work out.
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>>16545920
If there's any girl to do that sort of thing, it's a hellhound.
They don't take no for an answer because they're not asking in the first place.
Humans just don't know what's best for them.
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>>16545926
>I love dominant Hellhounds.
Is there any other kind?

I just want to be a Hellhound's little spoon. I want to smell her chest fluff! I bet it smells spicy.
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>>16545098
>You will never enjoy watching videos in bed with a Lich, who presses her chest into your back because you knows you enjoy it.
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>>16545898
i admire your devotion to your elf princess anon,i wish i had it for my dark elf mate
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>>16545395
Put in jail for life with no possibility of escape. Actual murderers don't get fun sexy punishments.
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>>16545831
Oh yeah, keep forgetting about that blood thing.
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>>16545933
>Is there any other kind?
The submissive kind, obviously.
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>>16545943
Subhounds? That sounds weird. I bet they like being told that they're a "Good girl", and enjoy Anon's head scratches and tummy rubs!
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>>16545933
I want to be her possession!
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>>16545943
Don't exist
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>>16545848
With a thick, soft ass to let me bury my face in her pussy.
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>>16545930
>>16545933
Hellhounds are a perfect example of what makes wolfus best.
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Overlord Anon, it is time for you to choose a bride to continue your glorious lineage.

The previous Demon Lord, now under your hardened command, is capable of finding your ideal wife provided you tell her what species you prefer.

She is capable of gathering 3 flawless specimens from different species however, should you need extra time to discover which type of girl is your truly "favored" among them.

This isn't good enough "draw bait" but I still wish someone would redraw part of the bottom panel to have a pure MG like a Unicorn or something else.
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>>16545842
Vampire Mosquito, who thought getting /fit/ would help her grow taller.

She's still tiny as hell.
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>>16545962
I have two problems with this. One, I don't want a flawless girl. I want a girl with quirks and flaws. Two, I don't want to love up one girl then have to turn her down.

But for the sake of giving you this (you). I'll answer it.

>Anubis
>Shoggoth
>Kraken
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>>16545962
I'd pick a Shoggoth, Dark Slime, and Nureonago, and mix them all up into one creature.
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>>16545962
>overlord of evil getting a sweet looking girl

awwwww.......

to answer the question,i would choose vampire,wight and dullahan as my trio

then groom the vampire to become my overlord vampire wife
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>>16545962
Sorry, I prefer to follow.
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>>16545842
Khepri.

Specifically 3 of them doing the "awaken my masters" pose.
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>>16545971
Anon you clever man
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>>16545970
Overlord Anon appears to have gone soft.

Unexpected but also dangerous.
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>>16545962
Kikimora
Shoggoth

...or perhaps, something more deserving of the throne.

Ryu
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>>16545975
This.
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>>16545962
Anubis.
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>>16545962
Orc
Wurm
Holst
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>>16545982
>Ryu

My niggah
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>>16545962
>Lich
>Demon
>Gazer

I need to know which one I like the most and is the best to rule by my side.
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>>16545986
Impeccable taste.
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>>16545962
Automaton
Golem
Lava Golem
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You guys had any MG related dreams?
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>>16545962
Anubis
Hellhound
Dragon
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>>16545999
I had that one night terror time ago
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>>16545999
No, and that's a damn shame.
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>>16545979
Why thank you. It just seems to me that the purple jelly girls would have excellent chemistry
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>>16545962
I'll take her.
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>>16545999
only one dark elf related gave me a heartboner,was both cute and lewd at the same time
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>>16545999
I've had quite a number, actually. Two really nice ones about my waifu, then some others just about random things with MG's.
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>>16545999
Recently? No.

Last one I had was me raising little flayers. There was also the appreance of a little kiki in one.
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>>16545999
I had one. Once. About a Dark Mage that made me uncomfortable.

Makes me sad knowing that I haven't had a waifu dream yet.
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>>16545999
A few, though most were EMG related.

Oddly enough, two of them involved a particular species (Alice in one, Kiki in another) trying to wake me up by straddling me.
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>>16546012
>About a Dark Mage that made me uncomfortable.

Tell me more.
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>>16545999
I've had one that I can remember that was kind of MG-related.

I'm walking down a stretch of road in my home town towards a hotel hosting an anime convention. When I get there, I meet two cosplayers dressed as an Anubis and a Jinko, who invite me up to a hotel room for a "Photoshoot". I get up to the room, and... that's about when the dream ends.

The really odd thing about it was that all throughout the walk up to the hotel, I kept seeing Fi Cosplayers.
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>>16545999
A fair few but the three most recent ones I can remember
>one involving a manticore which ended before anything lewd happened
>a weird dream where I had an anubis girlfriend and got cucked by a fucking tentacle
>the most recent one involved going to a brothel and having cowgirl sex with a pale skinned kunoichi in a kimono

The kunoichi one was really pleasant and probably my best monster girl dream to date, might try and get some art based on it some time.
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>>16546032
>>a weird dream where I had an anubis girlfriend and got cucked by a fucking tentacle
You have my condolences, that sounds awful.

Shame you can't get a follow-up of her having just been riled up by the tentacle, needing you to properly satisfy her.
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>>16546019
Ok. I had a dream where I was back at my old secondary school (high school for the UK. Although I think it was my old secondary school? It looked a bit different from how I remembered it. But anyway, nobody else was there except for me. The only thing I remembered was being in a classroom with a Dark Mage who came up to me and started whispering in my ear. Can't remember what she said but it made me real fucking paranoid and uncomfortable. Like when you feel so uncomfortable in your dream that you wake up.

So yeah. It's boring I know.
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>>16545999
One recently actually.
I got GTS'd by a big red Oni after pissing her off somehow. You can guess the rest.
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>>16546032
>>a weird dream where I had an anubis girlfriend and got cucked by a fucking tentacle

You should lay off the tentacle doujins for a while anon. They're messing with your head. That or a flayer visits you while you sleep
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>>16545999
Do daydreams count?

In a world where MGs greatly outnumber humans, humans create harems of monstergirls to battle each other for the ultimate prize. Will you become a Monstergirl league champion?
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>>16546039
>started whispering in my ear.

I would have had a slightly different reaction.
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>>16546049
If daydreams counted I could fill up the thread.
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>>16546038
That would be nice if it ever happened, that or tracking down the tentacle and using a raging mushroom as revenge.

I've never had a follow up to any dreams though so I'll just think of that terrible thing as advance payment for the third one.
>>16546045
>spoiler
Please no.
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>>16546050
I don't know if it was what she said or I'm just faithful to my waifu because she might have said something lewd in my ear that made me uncomfortable.

It doesn't matter really. It's the only dream I've ever had of MGs and I'm disappointed it's not my waifu or even any of my favourite girls.
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>>16546055
>tracking down the tentacle and using a raging mushroom as revenge.
Pic related comes to mind, minus the trap part.
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>>16546061
The tentacles raped my wife, now I'll rape them back.
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>>16546061
That's exactly what I had in mind.

Tentacles are cute too.
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>>16545999
ive had a couple involving my waifu but only one was fairly cohesive, the others were something like still images
the one i remember most clearly was one where we were cuddling on my bed and she was patting my head
the patting felt shockingly real and i woke up to check if any one was actually head patting me
there wasn't
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>>16546068
That's the spirit.
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>>16546094
Don't worry anon. You'll wake up to headpats by your waifu some day.
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>>16546113
i prefer to be woken up by crotch pats
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>>16546134
Damn demons! They're so needlessly lewd!
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>>16546134
Don't we all?
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>>16546134
>Demons are so lewd that they give you hand jobs in their sleep.
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>>16546134
My nigga.
>>16546140
Wow rude, just for that you're on upper-thigh tongue massage duty.
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>>16546153
>Wow rude, just for that you're on upper-thigh tongue massage duty.

Chief God give me strength! The demons keep tempting me!
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>>16546153
I'd do that for fun
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>>16546151
>having a lovely time watching a comedy movie with a Demon wife
>Or you would be, if not for the fact that her tail has vigorously jerked you off no less than three times in a span of twenty minutes
>Every time you make eye contact at her she just smiles innocently, almost quizzically as if she's utterly unaware and is wondering why you aren't focusing on the movie
>Turns out she legitimately had no idea and is sincerely shocked (and turned on) when she sees the huge mess you've made in your lap
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>>16546153
>Wow rude, just for that you're on upper-thigh tongue massage duty
Stay strong penis
Do not be tempted
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>>16546171
>>16546179
>[Fufufu intensifies]
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>>16546171
>>16546179
You can probably waive the duty by signing a release form
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>>16546193
You know the drill, anon.
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>>16546193
I shall resist and not pop a boner. For I am protected by his holiness.

>>16546206
Where can I get this form?
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>>16546176
I feel like that would happen a lot with a demon waifu. Just the two of you doing some normal stuff with her jerking you off without even noticing.
I bet she would be really embarrassed with doing that during the movie and not even noticing and would then proceed to clean it up. Using her mouth.
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>>16546193
You think you can temp I? My dick was trained to not be tempted by you foul nymphs! My will is strong!
By the power of the Chief god I shall resist temptation!

>>16546206
So I just sign here on the dotted line, yes? Is blue pen fine?
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>>16546210
But of course
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60562530
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>>16546206
Thank god I'm immune to demons. Only certain species can make me fall.
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>>16546228
Very much appreciated, anon.
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>>16546228
Thick blue thighs.
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>>16546233
>immune to demons

Don't test them, anon.
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>>16546241
Well, some can trigger a big boner, but I think I'm pretty good.
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>>16546222
>utterly casual lewdness
>jerks you off while sucking the tip of your dick while she reads a book in her other hand
>nonchalantly watches TV with a neutral expression as she's grinding her ass to hotdog your dick to completion
>literally fucks you when she's completely asleep
>otherwise frequently giving you a handjob or tailjob wherever you go
>through it all she acts completely casual like nothing is happening
This, this is my fetish.
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Whats exactly the difference between demons,succubuss and lilims? they look sorta the same
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>>16546193
I need to see a demon with her heels behind her horns.
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>>16546264
Power and some other minor stuff.
Succs are sluts, demons have contracts and are pretty hot and lilims are OP and OC.
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>>16546264
Succubi are succubi. Demons are lawyer succubi. Lilims are queen succubi.
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>>16546264
Lilims are shit, Succubi are medicore and Demons are pretty good.
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>>16546153
Look at that demon,already lifting her legs to be impregnated
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>>16546264
Lilims have big fat tails.
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>>16546264
>they look sorta the same
Are you blind?
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>>16546277
>Lilims are shit
Your waifu is shit
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>>16546275
>lawyer Succubi

I would trust a Demon if she was defending my case.
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>>16546261
>as soon as you come home from work she greets you with a smile and casually unzips your pants
>Contract magic means you're instantly towering hard in her hands as she jerks you off and asks you about your day
>cum all over her face and she just smiles and laps it up while looking up at you continuing the conversation like its nothing
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>>16546264
Demons are high ranking Succubi that gain husbandos via contracts.
Succubi are fairly vanilla.
Lilims are the Demon Lords daughters, and are most defined by their white hair.
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>>16546282
>Liking Lilims
Fag.
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>>16546297
>Not liking lilims
Ultrafag.
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>>16546300
>Liking Lilims
Megaultrafag times infinity.
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>>16546291
What happened to "Hey honey how was your day"? Times really are changing.
>>
>No masochistic maid who wants you to brand her
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>>16546264
Powerlevels
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>>16546305
>Not liking lilims
Superultramegaduperfag times infinity plus one.
>>
>>16546264

>>16546293 Demons also used to be pretty gnarly back in the good ol days before 9/11 so they're protective of humans. Also, they really like corrupting women and actively pursue doing so if given the chance.
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>>16546305
>not liking Lilims

UberMegaSuperFaggot infinity times infinity no returns.
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>>16546309
>brand her
I'm all for masochistic meidos, but that's just extreme.
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>>16546311
>Liking Lilims
Ultrasuperultramegasuperfag times infinity plus 2 no take backs.
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>>16546311
>>16546319
Anons stop! You're going to tear the whole country apart with all of these universe-level fagshenanigans!
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>>16546309
I prefer dominant maids who brand me. I want a Maid to take out all the stress I give her on me. Whether it through crotch stomping or physical abuse.
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>>16546325
Lilims are pretty good, I like my OC one.
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>>16546319
>Not liking lilims
Multiversal fag
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>>16546334
I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>16546300
Lilims are literally just albino succs, with SPESHUL powers.
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>>16545999
One time.
>DoomGuy gets ambushed by Hellhound
>Hellhound doesn't know who he is and claims she will drag him to hell and offer his soul to the dark lords
>Silentdon'tyouknowwhoIam.gif
>DG doesn't give a shit, walks past Hellhound
>Dragged to Hell by enraged Hellhound
>Journey to demon temple begins
>hellhound confused why everyone is fleeing in fear at the sight of DoomGuy
>arrives at Demon temple
>Demon priests screams that the Doom Slayer has returned
>Mass panic
>Hellhound realizes how badly she fucked up
>Brought the guy who fucked the place up so bad he was kicked out of hell back to hell
>panic.jpg
>DoomGuy gets dragged to the surface by Samuel Hayden before any significant damage is made
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>>16546341
What's not to love about whiter versions
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>>16546337
Nothing
It's just a wooden post
God damn it, anon. Stop thinking people are behind posts. You said the same thing about the metal post yesterday
I think you need an intervention. Your paranoia is getting out of hand

Next you're going to say that there's a Succubus in your shower
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>>16545047
Autism.
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>>16546341
Lilims are great.
>>
Liches would be adorable little sisters.

You cannot prove me wrong.
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>>16545999
This is asked every fucking thread.
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>>16546193
Great, now I'm imagining my waifu on her birthday.
>"Well anon? It's not going to lick itself~"
If she tries doing her haughty Ohhohohohohoho laugh I'm going to remind her that most of the time her laughter is loud and crass.
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>>16546347
POSTS EXIST TO BE WONDERED AT
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>>16546344
I'm fine with albino succs, just not the whole snowflake thing that's their only unique feature.
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>>16546354
Redcaps too
>>
What lilim could be the one posting pro-lilim posts?
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>>16546363
That one Lilim that post pro-Lilim posts
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>>16546358
It's not chowder, it's me, the nameless.
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>>16546354
No I can't. Because they're perfect candidates for bullying. Laughing at her and calling her a nerd!
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>>16546363
It's not Mari, its my original character, Blari!
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>>16546371
BLARI A SHIT
CARI A BEST
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>>16546370
Do NOT bully the Lich.
>>
Which monstergirl is the best for cunniligusing? Are there any that explicitly mention it in their profiles? I only know of Baphomet's supposedly 'better vaginas' so exclude them.
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>>16546365
Which one is that? Kawaii?
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>>16546387
Who?
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>>16546382
I don't think it's mentioned specifically in any profiles, but I can hazard some guesses.

Ghoul, Tentacle, and the tongue monster.
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>>16545039
Awa, or some say ara.
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>>16546396
kek
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>>16546382
Barometz are fruit flavored.
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>>16546396
Alright, you got me
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>>16546382
Any girl with thick, powerful thighs that could squeeze your head with them would be wonderful. Hellhound, Salamander etc.
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>>16545085
Say that to my non-face.
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>>16546394
I meant for eating them out, not them eating others out.
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>>16546382

Ghoul would be great for 69ing.
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>>16546376
I'm going to take her book and hide it! I'm going to read her diary out loud! I'm going to giver her swirlies and wet willies! And I'm not going to apologise.

Lich Imouto's were meant for bullying. Hell Liches alone were designed for bullying.
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>>16546354
>>16546370
>No I can't. Because they're perfect candidates for dicking. Whispering nice things into her ear and calling her sexy!
I don't know how you made so many typos in your post, but I fixed it for you.
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>>16546405
Oh, well idk. Probably the tasty one's like Shogs.
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>>16546414
>t. Lich

Go back to reading you freakin nerd!
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>>16545239
Yeti cuddles, yeti cuddles forever 100 years yeti cuddles yeti cuddle time 100 times www.yetihugs.com
>>
Has Loen made any progress on the jabberfag's art? Haven't seen him post any in a while.
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>>16546415
Lick a shogg and she goes inside your bloodstream.
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>>16546400
>>16546382
This, Barometz honestly is probably one of if not the objective best.
>>16546402
Honorable mention, though.
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>>16546431
Anon calm down! You're turning me on.
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>>16546431
It's fine as long as she doesn't mind me rooting around inside hers.
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>>16546431
>a very, very faint after image of her face is constantly transparent in your vision
Fucking freaky but also fucking adorable
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I want to have consensual cuddling sex coupled with handholding with my dark elf!
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>>16546451
Lewd. But I approve.

By the way. Those are some nice elf tits. The kind you can cry on.
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If obamamama made her pussy juice taste like mangoes, I'd never stop.
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>>16546435
Oh god it's one of you shogg lovers.

Imagine feeling her going down half of your digestive system and gettin into your bloodstream, slowly crawling up to your heart and being pumped to your lungs where she is the one that carries the oxigen around your whole body.

It's creepy.
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>>16546453
Why would you cry on them?...
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>>16546455
Oh fuck yeah bud that's good shit
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>>16546455
It's hot. And loving at the same time. She really loves you if she's willing to do that for you. And I'd accept it like a good boy. I wouldn't fight it.
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>>16546455

If I had a shog I'd ask her to go full symbiote so I can be angry Spiderman.
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>>16546412
Stop being a bad person to Liches, they just want to impress you.
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>>16546455
Silly mastah! A maid's duty is to clean! That includes your bloodstream!
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>>16546459
Because they're like pillows, no? Don't you want your waifu to hold you in her chest while you cry?

>>16546454
I bet my waifus pussy juice tastes like tropical fruits. I'd want her to grind her pussy on my face everyday.

Tropical hot honey dripping from her puffy vulva.
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>>16546265
me too
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>>16546455
I'd rather push my Shog meido up to a wall, and plunge my own hands inside her body to rearrange her inside however I like.
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>>16546465
I'm just messing with yah. I'd love and support an Imouto Lich. I'd be very intreated in her work and I'd be so proud of her.
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>>16546460
No!
Don't you know the sick circle of a shoggy cell? She goes into your stream and plays around for a while, growing more and more with your spirit energy until you are transformed. That's when her main body pulls some moves and makes you pop a boner.
That boner and you sack contains a whole lot of SE and Shogg cells, which are going to be dumped deep inside of her.

It's going to make a little shoggy and you know it.
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>>16546481
well
this is something.
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>>16546474
>Tropical hot honey dripping from her puffy vulva
Exquisite taste.
I've always imagined my Demonfu's tasting like lemon meringue pie. And she rakes her sharp fingernails like claws on the back of my scalp every single time I'm eating her out.
Which is very, very frequently.
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>>16546481
But then you are going to make direct contact with her heart shaped light thing. That basically her womb and it's super lewd.

>>16546466
Makes sense actually.
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>>16546494
Shoggoths a best!
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>>16546494
Honestly, I've always headcanon'd impregnating a Shoggoth is a lot more harrowing than that. Like, 'your brain literally is unequipped to be able to remember' harrowing. Every once and a while when you look into your Shoggoth daughteru's eyes you feel an uneasy twinge in the back of your mind and a faint, airy memory of space itself peeling back to reveal eyes where there should be nothingness. But it's probably just your imagination.
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>>16546508
Oh anon, I wish I could tell you the horros of shoggies, but I'm at class right now.

Funny that I get flayers at work and shoggs at class
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>>16546497
I always like the idea that after a long day at work my waifu would tell me to eat her out as stress relief. Her big meaty paws massaging my scalp with her claws. Her strong paws pushing my head in and keeping it there making sure I lap up every drop of juice.
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>>16546515
Silly anon. You're lucky I didn't get to explain the nervous system.
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>>16546497
I can't decide in my head if my Demon waifu's tastes like blue raspberry or marshmallows.
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>>16546495
indeed
>>16546507
My exact intentions! I would reach down through her body, and feel her shudder and gasp as I tap my fingers on her glowing heart womb. Then I would cup it in my hands and press my face inside her body, to assault her womb directly with wet kisses.
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>>16546531
But anon, if you do that there will be goop all over your face after you pull out and I know you're going to lick your lips afterwards. The shogg will go insane.
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>>16546531
There is zero chance that when you touch her heart womb directly she doesn't freak out and make what to her is an ahegao face but to you is a -99SAN face and find yourself waking up an hour later on a bed with your clothes off.
>>16546525
Could such a thing even be explained?
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>>16546529
blueberry is the shit I tell ya.
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>>16546539
Yep, I wish I was at home to explain.
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>>16546517
Oh there's NEVER a bad occasion for orally going in on your waifu. Waking her up, after breakfast, before her workday, during her workday, after her workday... I could go on and on. And on. And on.
>>16546529
Both solid choices. But blue raspberry seems to make more sense.
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>>16546538
She will just have to bear the pleasure like a proper meido. It's not my fault she's so tasty.
>>16546539
If you can give a Shog so much pleasure that she can't even hold a stable form, you know you're doing it correctly.
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>>16546555
I mean. During her workday is probably a bit bad. She needs to stay alert afterall.
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>>16546556
Think about your saliva that's going to be flowing through the wet shogg mass. While she is flowing inside of you, your saliva is going to be doing the same inside of her. She won't be able to control it because of your assault.
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>>16546354
No. They would either be older then you, or some magical prodigy.
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>>16546578
You can still treat them like they're your little sister.
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>>16546555
She'd probably really appreciate the fact that I like the taste of blue raspberry during roleplay sessions where she's the dom.
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>>16546589
Not when she's older then your grandmother.
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>>16546571
I suppose it depends on the job. My waifu's the boss of her particular... 'company', so she could get away with it.
>>16546591
Now yer talkin.
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>>16546593
I'm going to do it and you can't stop me.
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>>16546573
Losing your minds together is a very romantic gesture towards a Shog. I'd gladly mix with her freely, and I'd always ensure to keep my saliva or other fluids coursing inside her body 24/7.

That way she can't help but feel her masters touch all the time.
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>>16546603
What kind of madness does your Shog induce on you in the most intense of couplings? What lies beyond her veil?
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>>16546597
My waifu is a guard. So I guess on her lunch break I can have my "lunch"?

You can just sit under your waifu's desk and eat her out all day.
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>>16546603
It's not just going to be your touch, it's going to be everything. The way she will melt on top of you while you mess with her goopey body will make it so that you almost meld together. She will be in contact with your pores and if tyou are sweating there will be a heavy SE/DE exchange.

Anon, stop! The shogg is going to have a daughteru.
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>>16546612
Well I'm sure she appreciates the gesture!
>You can just sit under your waifu's desk and eat her out all day
Its my favorite thing to do on my own days off
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>>16546597
BIG
FAT
BLUEBERRIES
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>>16546637
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>>16546637
That can mean a few things.
Many of them I enjoy.
One of them would get me tossed from the thread.
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>>16546643
Too phat.
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>>16546643
There's a limit anon! Those are some planet sized mana tanks!
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>>16546643
Fantastic.
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>>16546609
The human mind converts the impossible truths into sexual pleasure, so that you don't completely lose your sanity. But every time you couple with your Shog, those strange eons and sensations become just a little closer, and soon you wonder why you even bother wondering.
>>16546616
Even better. We can carry a little bit of each other around, so that we're never truly apart.

And I'd like to give her have a whole bucket of Shoglets to raise together.
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How come Demons make the best business women?
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>>16546643
Now this is a milk demon I'd milk
milkdemons a best imo
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>>Vampire
>Dullahan
>Wight
>Dark Elf
>Demon

how shit are my tastes?
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>>16546661
Because they're passionate about their business unlike jewcoons who are just in it for the money
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>>16546665
Your taste is good, but nothing special. All pretty safe picks.
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>>16546669
>Safe picks

what are considered unsafe picks?...
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>>16546661
But that's wrong.
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>>16546661
It comes naturally to them. Think about those business suits.
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>>16546672
Unpopular, forgotten, and disliked girls come to mind.

an example might be a Matango, for the hate they seem to get.

another might be a Mimic, not because they are bad, but because they hardly get any spotlight time.
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>>16546664
That they are. Lovely lewd corruption, straight from the tap!
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>>16546668
That actually makes a lot of sense.

>>16546674
Why of course the Anubis is a great business lady. I apologise for being wrong.

>>16546680
They do manage to make those tight skirts look unbearably sexy.
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>>16546684
It's cute that one of the few things that actually flusters my waifu is lactation play.
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>>16546688
Anubi might be great, but demons are the best at that.
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You can't spell mother without moth.
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>>16546688
>Working at a big companyin MGC
>Pays very well but its a cutthroat business
>Your Demon boss is a fucking minx but she's downright scary too
>Walks around in a tight suit and even tighter skirt that is just short enough that you swear you can see the edges of her lacy panties when she walks from a certain angle
>One day she catches you staring at her phat firm booty when she walks past
>a minute later an email appears on your computer screen instructing you to head to her corner office immediately
>you notice the blinds are down
Shouldn't have been staring, anon. What're you gonna do now?
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>>16546454
Going by that logic, then my Hellhound's pussy would taste like cinnamon toast crunch.
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>>16546708
I can in other languages. You can't stop me, moffs!
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>>16546710
Jokes on her, my hands been badly craving spanking some demon misbehaving.
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>>16546712
>You can't stop me, moffs!
>being rebel scum
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>>16546710
>What're you gonna do now?
Easy, go to her office. She's my boss, what's the worst she can do?
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>>16546719
They will never throw pofu in my eyes and make me blind, I use glasses.

I'm the ultimate counter to them.
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>>16546719
>talking shit about the Rebel Alliance
>not realizing that the Empire is just the Order in space
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>>16546664
I had the same thought.
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>>16546710
oh shit a promotion
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>>16546742
>You've been promoted to chair!
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>>16546712
Why would they have to stop you? Are you doing something naughty?
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>>16546749
Good enough.
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So MGE aside for a second, there's a fair amount of monster girl settings out there where they aren't sex maniacs.

Ever thought what would happen if someone who thought that all monster girls were lewd got dumped into a setting like that? Either he would end up extremely disappointed or a poor monster girl would end up getting raped.
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>>16546684
You've seen the full version of that image before haven't you?
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>>16546755
Of courshe
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Good night anons. I hope we all wake up tommorow to our waifus stroking our heads while pressed close against their chest.

I know it will happen anons and I wish you sweet dreams until then.
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>>16546754
I'd actually prefer a setting like that. That way when you finally do bang a sexy MG, she enjoys it that much more.
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>>16545999
I recently had the weirdest dream involving a Mindflayer
She needed to sample my saliva but I kept spitting out mucus, I panicked because I didn't want to anger her and so I spat out on rapid fire but only mucus came out
In the end she pulled me into a kiss and said something about loving me
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>>16546751
I guess not.
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>>16546754
I'd still be moderately confident I could hit it off with one. I'm here by choice, not necessity.
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>>16546761
I wonder when I will have another monster dream. It's been some time.
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Oh no! The Queen has been turned into a frog! Mar- I mean Anon! You gotta beat up that mean Turtle girl to help change her back!
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>>16546783
Hot dog.
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>>16546783
Delete this bullshit.
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>>16546739
So The Order did nothing wrong?
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>>16546788
Something about this seems off.
Namely I don't remember there being a "mar' around here.

Second, why would beating up a turtle girl help me?
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>>16546783
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>>16546783
Is this from that one photo warping thing?
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>>16546788
She looks freaky without a nose.
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>>16546800
Alright that's enough.
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>>16546783
>>16546800
is deep frying these things next on the list along with those emojis and 'deadass'
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>>16546800
Sgung squad.
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Lizards are cute.
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>>16546788
Alright just let me align my QPUs
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>>16546796
Looks like someone never played Super Mario Bros. 3
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>>16546829
looks like a man.
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>>16546833
In all fariness it took me a while to get it too.
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>>16546839
Do not bully the lizards.
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>>16546833
Oooooh.
I thought you were talking about Marth...which didn't make sense.

Well, guess I'm going to go bully a turtle girl.


Some one get me Two trucks.

One with wonderland cake and one with Hathor milk.

I only bully fatties.
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>>16546829
>Tail-wagging
My many weaknesses!
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>>16546845
Are you gonna grab her by the tail and throw her?
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>>16546853
Yep, three times to be exact.
Thats when my 'tools' come into play.


THEN the real bullying begins.
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>>16546829
Regura has no issue making his bugs thicc, but it seems he wanted to go the lanky route with his lizard.
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>>16546839
It's more the perspective
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>>16546864
Variety is good.
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>>16546880
No breasts or hips, very disgraceful.
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>>16546858
Bullying how?
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>>16546885
She very clearly has hips.
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>>16546890
Well, I'm gonna put those trucks to use.
It may take a while but I'll leave once they're empty and she's full.

THEN I'm not leaving till she's pregnant, whereupon I'll return to the frog queen, and get my reward before returning to the turtle girl and taking responsibility.
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>Your Dark elf boss invites you to her house for a "business dinner"

How do you prepare? what happens?
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>>16546939
Cupcakes with hathor-milk icing.
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>>16546939
I come as normal, but with one minor detail:
I wear a collar.
Otherwise normal clothes, normal attire and demeanor, but it's clearly visible.
Let's see what happens.
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Why are bug girls so perfect?
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>>16546939
>Dark elf boss
Rape her and take her job, but most realistically I'd bring dessert, act very respectful and do whatever she wants me to do
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>>16546939
Well, I dress up. Look good. Feel good. Smell good.
Shave. Wait, don't shave. Trim. Yeah
I mean, it's a fucking dinner, Anon. You think I'm some slut? Come on, now
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Let's really, really not folks. I am deploying shortstack foxu as a defensive measure.
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Remember to report /pol/ posters and keep our thread pure.
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>>16546987
What happens if I give shortstack foxu hathorite products?
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>>16546994
my fetish unfortunately
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>>16546969
Is she some sort of sorceress?
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>>16546994
Alot more 'stack'. And audible fullness of said 'stack'.
I hope you're ready to take responsimilkity.
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>>16546999
Hold no shame brother.
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>>16546994
She explodes.
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>>16547003
You know it.
Gonna grope every inch of her and let her get 'backed up' before milking her

>>16547005
how can dairy do such a thing?
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>>16547011
I see you too know what you're doing. It only makes it taste better.
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>>16547011
Too much dairy.
Makes them explode into milk.

They turn into a milk slimegirl later.
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>>16546994
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>>16547016
>milk slimegirl
Despite my love of milk and milk accessories, that doesn't seem to be doin anything for me.
>>16547022
I was hoping someone had saved this.
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>>16547015
Yep.
Especially when she's trying to remain calm but her tails whipping side to side and her knees are shaking a little bit whenever I make mention of getting her 'empty'

>>16547016
Huh.....
And if I add milk to that?
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>>16547024
You're not a true milk lover.

>>16547026
Milk slimegirl uses the extra milk to recreate her body according to her own mental image. She'll grow ears and tails made out of milk.
The more milk, the more tails, and the bigger they'll be.
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>>16546939
Depending on how big a notice she gives me stop masturbating immediately, take some supplements leading up to it, and drink a stamina potion the day of.
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>>16547029
Huh...
Can I get a milk slimegirl to drain milk directly from a holst?
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>>16545039
She doesn't even take her coat off for a bath, she's lewd
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Say you receive a mail saying how your wife is the last of her especies,it states you will get full backing up from the demon lord to not let her race die out

what is the first thing you do now that you can get anything and spend all your time with wife making mini hers? how that goes?

yes you no longer need to work and can request any item/possession/artifact
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>>16546987
>tfw no dairy fox
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>>16547042
I guess we start boning, and don't stop til she pops out Shoglets.
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>>16547035
Yes. Successful milk farms often pair holsts with milk slimegirls for optimum milk output and quality.
Because of the slimegirls' ability to directly manipulate the milk (dairymancy), the holsts end up enjoying it a lot too. Much more comfortable than hand or machine milking.
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>>16547052
Huh, the more one knows

>>16547048
I'd make a dairy kiki and a few more dairy maids.
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>>16547051
Shoggoths should die out.
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>>16547042
Ask Anon to improve his grammar.
And wonder how a Demon Lord even exists when my waifu doesn't exist in the same setting as it.
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>>16547039
Comfy
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>>16547022
God this is so fucking good
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>>16547039
That's it, I'm going to the sauna tonight.
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>>16547062
any particular reason?
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>>16547039
How can a Yeti endure a sauna?
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>>16547100
Mono scanned that.
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>>16547103
Oh shit, well I should replace that one post haste then.
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>>16547101
She shaved, put on that heat suit from EVA, and stuck her fur to it so no-one would notice.
Yetis have negative heat resistance. Their fur is perfect for keeping warm, but it'll go up in flames like sawpowder if you're not careful.
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>>16547100
They evil.
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>>16547101
They have surprisingly high heat resistance.
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>>16547112
I don't think they have an evil bone in their body.
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Abomination time.
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>>16547120
>bone
Do they have bones?
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>>16547127
I'm scaroused
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>>16547120
That's because they have no bones! They're a mass of evil and chaos!

>>16547127
No Abominations.
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>>16547141
>>16547132
I'm glad someone picked up on the joke.
>>16547127
My favorite time.
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thread is deader than a shoggoth womb
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>>16547177
f-f-f-friday night muthafucka

I've nut like five times to different greentext and scenarios and shit from this thread so I'm thoroughly spent
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>>16547177
I'm busy updating my collection of dairy fox pictures.
God bless tenna.
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>>16547177
Are you implying Shogs are infertile?
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>>16547189
Link?
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>>16547177
Shoggoths deserve all the love and attention.
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>>16547177
ポポポ will save the thread!
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>>16547215
No they don't.
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>>16547211
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=2589598
Have fun.
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>>16547223
Isn't she supposed to have a manly sounding voice? That's gross.
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>>16547203
shoggots CANT get pregnant,period.
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>>16547101
When your body is already hot, hopping into a sauna feels like a swimming pool on a summer's day
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>>16547223
She's a big girl
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>>16547231
Ah, I should of known thou were my nigga
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>>16547225
Anon, all girls need love, because if someone doesn't, then they'll try find love on their own, and I'm sure you don't wan't a mass of chaos phasing through your door to get to you.
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>>16547203
Slime types don't get pregnant, they just clone.
Might be a bit different for Dark Slimes though, what with the core.
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>the hero arrives at the throne room of a castle belonging to the dragon queen that has been terrorizing the local towns
>"Well now, looks like some bug squeezed through the cracks in my lair. Come to put an end to my 'reign of terror?'"
>the hero readies himself, causing the dragon to laugh. she rises from her seat, displaying her towering, muscular figure in all it's splendor. her form is the word 'power' personified, and an aura of intimidation reaches out across the room
>"Come, dustmite. I shall show you the wrath of the Empress of Hellfire, T-"
>"Thazitaaaaa!"
>"Hiiiiiii!" the sudden shout coming from the next room over causes the dragon to let out a terrified cry
>you walk in, right up to her, and looks her straight in the eye. "Did you break my new game?"
>"Anon, darling, I-I'm sorry, I sat on it by accident. I'll make it up to you, I promise, but right now there's a-"
>"Do it."
>"B-b-b-but Anon, the hero-"
>Do. It."
>the once imposing creature of destruction drops to her knees with a flush face and tears in the corners of her eyes. she positions her sizable ass in front of you and says "Darling, Thazy's been a bad girl. Please punish me."
>you spank her several times, each hit drawing out a moan of both pain and pleasure
>the hero, confused by the bizarre sight before him, leaves and never talks about what he saw as no one would believe him
I wonder if there are other couples with odd relationship dynamics
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>>16547236
>>16547248
I meant metaphorically.
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>>16547223
>japanese genderbent slenderman with a man's voice
I never saw the appeal.
The original story isn't even scary either.
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>>16547249
11/10 I fucking love it
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>>16547249
Fantastic.
Would gladly have a muscle-sub dragon who only subs to me.
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>>16547177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQpEnN6bxxw

Too bored and worn out from work to actually produce OC, so have this video and just imagine she's a musically inclined Phantom.
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>>16547249
i will train my whole life for the sole purpose of conquering that dragon womb! without items!
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>>16547249
Tyrant on the streets, meekling in the sheets
>>16547277
This!
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>>16547249
I want more of these characters in shenanigans
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>>16547236
Shoggoth can manufacture organs. An extra womb or two would be no issue.
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>>16547283
>8 foot tall dire dragon
>Runs a kingdom with an iron fist but would listen to her husband without questions.

>Strongfat oni gang boss who has beat up numerous opponents and is covered with scars.
>Acts like a perfect house wife when at home with her husband.
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i really liked the idea that was posted on the past thread of a elf that can outdrink a satyros

i find characters with a odd quirk or two enjoyable to be honest
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>>16547300
>Mega-sadist Demon or Lilim cackling manically while easily fighting off a party of inquisitors come to try and smite her
>Upon hearing the bells chime the hour, suspends them all in frozen time and rushes to lovey-dovey snuggle her husband to sleep before kissing the tip of his nose and covering him with just the right amount of blankets
>struts back out to the throne room with a warm lovely smile before dropping back into a maniacal shark-toothed insane laughter and resuming her fight
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>>16547313
Actually, are Satyros even all that good at holding their drink? Logic would follow that, because their appeal has to do with an excessive love of wine, they don't develop such an immunity to it as a regular alcoholic could. They're just, you know, always tipsy.
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>>16547328
Still, one would assume they could outdrink a measly elf.
But that elf... she's seen things.
EXPERIENCED things.
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>>16547334
Wasnt the explanation that the elf drank alot to forget her life problems?
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>>16547249
>What is,a man?
>A miserable pile of secrets!
>Secrets,blood and semen!
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>>16547340
Its the elf from >>16545375
She's partied with an adventuring party/harem of an Anon and one each of all the chaos girls
So she's seen some shit
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>>16547328
>Logic would follow that, because their appeal has to do with an excessive love of wine, they don't develop such an immunity to it as a regular alcoholic could.
Bacchus was always considered a God of madness as well as wine-making and wine. Before they had deduced that people who were inebriated were actually just that, they thought they were mad, or insane.
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>>16547346
you would think nothing chaotic phases her at this point...
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>>16547358
That's the thing about chaos. By its very nature, you can never truly know or prepare for it.
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>>16547359
What if you become batman?
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>>16547364
There will always be a Bane.
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>>16547370
Vanilla elf is batman and a dark elf is bane?
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>>16547373
Either way, they're both getting the D
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>>16547357
> Attending first year of MGCU
> Party at one of the Sorority houses to welcome in the new year
> Thought the night would pass with a few drinks, maybe a few new friends
> Wake up the next morning duct taped in some goat girl's closet with her on top of you, surrounded by her 'private time entertainment' and drenched in wine

Satyros are either kinky, or they try to live up to the reputation of being so. How else are they gonna compete with Onis and Elves outdrinking them?
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>>16546711

I just picked my favorite flavor and attached it to my favorite girl.
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>>16547249
How in the world did Anon get so lucky?
That was really cute.
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>>16547436
Getting a dragon wife must be one of the best things in the world.
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>>16547439
But what would be best?
An oppai loli?
Big, buff, and scarred?
A tubby himedere?
A flat, but very bottom heavy, one?
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Cadaver thighs.
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>>16547439
I am slowly getting more and more turned on to the idea, particularly from the idea of that greentext in general. Something about her being completely dominant to everyone else (and can back it up) but is a total fawning meek doe to you is both cute and for some reason insanely arousing.
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>>16547247
They don't deserve anything, they need to earn it.
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>>16547443
For me a average haughty one would be lovely. I would just lunch myself at her and never let go.
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>>16547443
Big, buff and scarred for sure. Brimming with power and musculature. Built for cruel dominance, but treats you like a precious prince.
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>>16547383
by the time a satyros duck tapes someone a elf is already milking your semen for dear life
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>>16547443
Moderately bottom-heavy loli
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>>16547450
Could be nice, although You do know she doesn't eat people right?

>>16547457
That could be nice, would she be a good cook and do naked apron?

>>16547460
Grope dragon fanny?
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>>16547469
The only thing she'll be eating is my love.
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>>16547469
>would she be a good cook and do naked apron
She'd come home from ravaging the countryside, hustle and bustle to clean herself up, whip up a steak two or three times because she was unsatisfied with its perfection before she got it just right, then practice her 'Would you like dinner, a bath, or me~' line for a half hour before waiting breathily with anticipation by the entrance to the lair for me to come in.
Halfway through dinner a ballista bolt would come cracking though the window, she'd slowly stand up from clingily stroking my hair and beg my pardon for just one minute, then with a speed and force like a gunshot zoom out the window, unrepentantly torch the assailing forces and easily crack their siege engines with one arm, then zoom back inside to continue fawning while doubling her clingyness.

...I believe I have just heart pupiled myself, excuse me.
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>>16547286
>dragon comes back from pillaging the next kingdom over, a massive sack of gold trinket, jewels and other priceless in one hand and a bag of Anon's favorite from that one fancy restaurant near the king's castle (or that smoldering crater where the castle used to be)
>she hears some of her minions laughing down the hall
>"Oi, what the hell are you maggots laughing abo-" then she sees it. the picture they're holding.
>it shows her in a lewd rabbit outfit, flashing double peace signs and a lascivious look on her face. "I'm Anon's slutty fuckbunny~" is written across it
>she grabs the photo and gives her subordinates a death glare
>"Where did you walking piles of ash get this?"
>Anon is thumbing through a photo album in his room when his dragon wife bursts in, crying.
>"Anon, you meanie! You said this picture was for you only! How am I supposed to keep the others in line when they see this?!"
>"Aw I'm sorry, honey. I must have misplaced that. I won't let it happen again. To prove it, let me take a picture of you in this outfit and I'll keep it safe."
>she looks cowgirl outfit, complete with assless chaps and a cowbell collar, and mulls it over
>a week later, she still won't come out of your room after she heard some of the others giggling about what her favorite sex position was and how she is 'udderly' unbeatable in the chest department
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>>16547492
You should probably make it clear that you don't expect her to eat you.

>>16547492
Dragons are nice.
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>>16547494
>it shows her in a lewd rabbit outfit, flashing double peace signs and a lascivious look on her face. "I'm Anon's slutty fuckbunny~" is written across it

HNNNNNNNG
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>>16547444
This looks like the kind of girl who goes between the different Necromantic cults across the world to keep them in line as an enforcer.

If you don't meet your skeleton/zombie quota for the month, you'll get a visit.
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>>16547449
Anon, while amorphous masses of heavily condensed madness may not necessarily speak to my taste, they need some mad man who'd do them and love 'em.
Mostly for everyone else's sake. Not that I'd ask you to take one for the team, of course.
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>>16547494
Who is this? Who's writing these? These are too good, what the hell. Get out of my head, anon, this is hitting way too many of my buttons.
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>>16547494
I'm imagining her obliterating the town then as its burning pausing to go into the restaurant and ask if her carryout order is ready, picking it up, giving a curt 'thanks', then returning to cratering the whole city
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>>16547494
What kind of monstergirls would be the minion to this type of Dragon anyways?
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>>16547532
Aren't lizardmen traditionally seen as cronies to Dragons in D&D and other sources? Or am I thinking of Kobolds? Then again, Japan's Kobolds are entirely different than western Kobolds.
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>>16547532
i like imagining certain disgaea units as the personal MG minions
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>>16547532
Lizardmen henchmen and a grizzled Salamander as her right hand.
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>>16547536
Kobolds.
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>>16547444
Turkey Leg.
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>>16547555
Nice. I wonder what they think of Anon having so much clout over such a peerless powerful dragon.
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>>16547444
Bringing the FUNK.
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>>16547577
That looks like an astronomical pain in the ass to balance.
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>>16547577
Why are they carrying around 1080s?
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I want a busty, french accented dragon girl that talks tough but secretly enjoys cuddling.
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i want to make fun of a elf pointy ears! i will rub them and blow hot air inside!
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>>16547581
Monstergirls stronk.
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>>16547589
Be careful anon, that's how you get an Elf waifu pretty quick.
Or was that your plan all along you sly devil?
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>>16547605
of course not! i hate elves so much that i would taint their pure wombs with my dirty seed while gently pulling her ears and kissing her lips
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Going on a date with waifu and doing cutesy things together!
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>>16547603
Strength nothing, it'd be awkward as hell even if it were made of styrofoam.
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>>16547617
You fool! You're falling right into their trap! Their lewd, slutty, trap!
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>>16547622
Stronk.
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>>16547605
I want to have a warrior elf as my bride.
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>>16547620
>He isn't drinking from the Wocks titty
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>>16547634
That's not a milkshake though.
That said I'd bet good money there's a potion for that.
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>>16547620
>being a manlet
wew
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>>16547625
I am gonna foil her plan by turning the elf into my personal baby factory

hows that now? i will shower her in affection everyday and gentle lovemaking
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>>16547660
Yamero... you monster!
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>>16547660
>warrior elf turns into a softer, wide hipped, near constantly pregnant baby factory.

I most definitely agree with you.;
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>>16547676
I enjoy Kerasu
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>>16547444
Still waiting for Atlus to announce the EO5 localization.
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>>16547670
no matter how much she protests,i will keep tenderly rubbing her back and whispering how much i love her

>>16547679
doesnt have to be constantly pregnant,gotta give her womb a break sometimes you know

unless her body is built for daugheru making
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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that warrior monster girls really want to have babies.

Lots of babies.

Do it.
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>>16547689
They probably will some time after Purse Owner 5 comes out.
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>>16547693
>unless her body is built for daugheru making
Are there Elves that aren't?
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>>16547660
>>16547693
Well now anon, you've slipped too far down the rabbit hole for any of us to help you. All I can say is, save up for college, your daugterus will need it.
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>>16547693
All monsters are built for breeding.
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>>16547706
elves literally breed like rabbits

now try that with a dragon or a ushi oni
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>>16547697
Big muscly warrior monster girls are for turning into gentle loving mothers/housewives.
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>>16547697
what if my waifu is a twig slim assassin dark elf? like,no muscle at all
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>>16547249
A bitchy, tsundere Cupid comes to mind.
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>>16547697
i want to go on an adventure with a monster girl warrior
and i want her to rescue me whenever i get into trouble, which will be nearly all the time
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>>16547697
I already have two. How many more should I go for?
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>Anon arrived at MG world several months ago.
>Most of his friends are MGs.
>However, most of them are married already, so it just leads him to being one of the girls.
>They tell him all about their marital problems.
>It's like every sitcom ever existed and stereotype, except the gender roles are reversed here.
>Men and incubi acting sexy whenever they want something.
>Men and incubi withholding sex and banishment to the couch is a legitimate threat.
>With harems being a thing with some monsters, if an incubus isn't happy, like 3-7 monsters wind up getting blue ovaried.
>Since Anon does not have any of this behavior issues, he's generally seen has an ideal husband.
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>>16547740
Always knew I was husband material.
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>>16547697
I don't want to.
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>>16547697
How many is "lots"?
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>>16547722
That they are

>>16547725
All the babies

>>16547739
All of them
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>>16547752
As many as she can put out
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>>16547697
>remember that warrior monster girls really want to have babies.

What if they're telling me otherwise, though?
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>>16547771
She's playing hard to get.
Do it
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>>16547771
An Alps transformation isn't truly complete until their bodies start making a baby.
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>>16547754
But anon slim elves have to treated tenderly! first sessions must be gentle and with care

the baby making comes once i am sure her womb can take it
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How is any MG supposed to compete with a hat that dapper?!
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>>16547727
Sempai remembered me! What a moron.
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>>16547795
She can take it.
Elves are tougher than they look
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>>16547801
oh please,she was panicking and moaning loudly after the first load
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>>16547800
You love the attention. Now let me worship your thighs!
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>>16545039
Guys, my next door neighbor Elf has been acting funny, she creeps around when I go outside and follows me wherever I go. I've also noticed some of my clothing was missing... What do I do?
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>>16547818
Fuck her.
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>>16547818
None of this shit anon.
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>>16547813
Waste of space, go die, idiot, etc etc

God only knows how bitchy she's gonna be come Valentine's Day
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>>16547809
No, that's just a trick
Keep going
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You walk into your kitchen for a late night snack and you see this abomination devouring all your carrots.

What do you do?
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>>16547823
I would too if I had to work all Valentines Day, and watch hundreds of happy couples enjoying their life and relationship while I'm still single.
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>>16547829
Smack the ass to send her sprinting in a random direction. It works because I've seen it a ton in movies.
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>>16547828
i dont know...i dont want to hurt her insides
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>>16547823
Probably call it an early day and start drinking heavily.

Too bad she doesn't realize she's a complete lush while drunk. Easy to take advantage of.
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>>16547834
>hatefucks anon, who is NOT SPECIAL TO HER by the way, so hard that night that she un-heartpupils
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>>16547837
She'll be fine, the kids are worth it
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>>16547846
That's like some kind of crazy reverse heart pupil inception.
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>>16547846
That's fine by mean, I'm already equally as bitter as her anyway. Now we can be bitter together about how everyone else has nice a lovey-dovey relationship, except us.
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>>16547855
>complain about love the whole time
You trying to get her in the mood for round 2?
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>>16547855
>Anon and Cupid cuddle in bed, post-coitus, bitching about all the worthless losers who prance around in "loving relationships"
>Cupid nestles into you just a little closer
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>>16547877
Dawwwwww.
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>>16547877
How do you think a cupid barbarian behave like?
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>>16547891
>tch, don't read into it... moron.
Then she gives you one of her usual light punches on the chest, a gesture you've noticed she uses when flustered.
>>16547899
A Cupid barbarian would actually probably like her job, and be genki and fun loving, although mischievous with her arrows.
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>>16547899
>Ho ho! VVatch and learn, young vun!
>Has a massive dragonslayer bow with canoe sized arrows, arcs a shot from a mile away to impale an Ushi-Oni's spirit, upon whence she entered a rape frenzy that doesn't subside for 20 years
They're a boisterous sort.
>>16547923
We're reaching Daww levels that shouldn't even be possible now
I want her to gently, softly throw little punches at me in her sleep
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>>16547744
Or you could say you're a chick with a dick
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>>16547933
Eventually you'll intentionally do something really romantic with her, and she'll pretend to hate it the whole time despite clearly loving every second of it.
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There was lots of sad monster girls last thread. Does anybody have any good feels?
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>>16547947
I want more sad monstergirl stories.
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>>16547249
> Anon just so happens to be the next in line for a prominent yakuza family
> He would rather just be a NEET,but all these damn meaty tattooed goons won't stop calling him Aniki and dragging him into fights
> Eventually, the Mofu mafia comes knocking in on his family's territory
> Old money from two branch family Mofu, Tanuki and Kitsune respectively, realize that the best way to get a lead in control would be to marry one of their head girls to a local influential Yakuza
> Anon has to deal with a violent, tough fox and a dangerous, plotting raccoon dog
> Neither of them are actually that interested in him until they find out he doesn't have any interest in them, which then makes him a challenge and therefore an attractive reward to fight over
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>>16547947
The look of manticores enjoying fried chicken.
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>>16547947
yep,the feeling of waking up every morning being your dark elf personal juicy daki

and lewdly waking her up via ear teasing and cumming inside her
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>>16547947
Infiltration successful! Now I can have all the stretchy meat!
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>>16547577
Does she go to schools to teach kids that Demon Cults are cool and sex and drugs are for winners?
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>>16547933
That would be cute, but not as cute as when she wakes up, and has that brief moment where she squeezes into you for warmth and comfort, before shooting up suddenly having realized how hopeless she's acting.

Then she'd try and muster her icy personality, but realizes she can't because she's the who keeps getting in bed with you.
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>>16547957
I'm just gonna repost my sad contribution...

>Hellhound met her now husband, Anon, at the birthplace of modern romance
>The bar
>Explains one night that typically her kind chooses their mate, and hunts them down
>Says she wants to experience the thrill of hunting anon down
>Anon says he's always wanted to try "Roughing it" in the woods
>Decides he'll go out camping, try to hide himself, and let her hunt him down
>She boasts that Hellhound's have impeccable senses of smell
>Says she'll find him in no time at all
>Anon leaves a few hours ahead to give himself time to trek out into the woods and set up camp
>It's just beginning to snow
>After a few hours Hellhound heads out
>She easily finds his scent in bushes he's walked through and trees he's bumped into
>Before long she finds a very basic shelter made from the branches of pine trees next to what looked like a small fire, or an attempt at one
>Anon is curled up underneath
>She pounces
>"Gotcha!"
>He doesn't react
>"Come on, don't tell me you're a heavy sleeper!"
>She gives him a nudge
>His body feels rigid and cold to touch, even with the warm gear on
>"Anon?"
>"Come on this isn't funny, man."
>She rolls him over, his face is blue
>The fire in her eyes dwindle
>She clutches Anon and starts crying uncontrollably at the realization of what has happened
>"It's all my fault..."
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>>16547962
Gonna cover her in decorations and leave presents at her feet.

Worship the shit out of that Wendigo.
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>>16547940
>take her to a fairground
>She's scowling and grumbling the whole time even though she's holding your hand and walking close by you
>looks left and right, then out of nowhere pulls you into a photo booth, snaps a picture where she's smiling a big warm smile,
takes the print out, hides it in her blouse and proceeds to moderately beat your chest with her fists while calling you a moron
>if you ask her about it she just berates you and beats your chest again
>every time she beats your chest it gets softer and softer to the point where its almost like she's massaging you
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>>16547968
Begone home wrecker! To the matango pits with you!
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>>16547968
You have to wait till page ten for sad stories, anon.
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>>16547957
http://pastebin.com/TH5TPdcV
Shameful plug and repost for my Inari story inspired by the sad talk last thread. Dragon story soon. Maybe.
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>>16547968
It looks like she's taking a dump.
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>>16547967
Oh man, seeing that emotional conflict on her face as she goes through all that would be priceless.
But one would have to play the perfect card at the perfect time to make sure they seal the deal. Do they say something romantic? Something to appeal to both her repressed romanticism and her hatred of lovey-doveyness? Or something funny to bring levity and help her just give in?
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>>16547829
Saber horse was somewhat disappointing. Her personality was leeched away by her boobs.

>Has anyone ever seen their maids eat? I thought they ran on headpats and olev, but I'm beginning to suspect that they also feel it improper to eat at the table with the master of the house.

>Hey, he has a point. How did they learn to cook so well? Was feeding mastah a genetic disposition, or an evolutionary development?
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>>16547989
It would be fun to see her slowly get more and more into the mood, only to quickly snap out of it. And then watch her do it again.
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>>16547989
I personally suck at communicating in relationships, so I let actions speak for me. I'd probably just pull her back down onto the bed, despite her protests, and just hold her until her squirming calms.
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>>16547997
>>16547999
>'strokes' your hair, though it half feels like she's also trying to rip it out
>'smiles' up at you through gritted, grinding teeth
>growls out 'I tthink I LOVE you... d-d-d-darl-
>Stop her right there with a kiss, when you pull away tell her you kinda like being called moron
>Ten minutes later, her heart pupils have returned with renewed vigor as she passionately rides you, moaning out 'Moron!'
Good End.
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>>16548014
Very good end.
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>>16548014
This tsundere Cupid is not allowed to act this sexy.
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>>16547967
I bet she'd also be very insistent that the two of you aren't dating and aren't in a relationship whatsoever. You're just two people who occasionally have sex, and hang out together very often. And no, just because you happen to live together, it doesn't mean anything.
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>>16547444
Bringing beats sicker than the Black Plague.
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>>16548014
this is not your normal tsundere.she has ascended to another level
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>>16547968
im gonna repost my good end
>Hellhound makes Doomguy's job easier to essentially brute force necromancy anon back to the land of the living
>it works
>anon is alive and well
>they start a family together
>She shortens the head start to 30 seconds
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>>16547645
Do you have commission art of you with your waifu? Didn't think so.
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How do I stay safe this full moon? This is my first full moon since discovering monster girls.
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>>16548032
>Moron, you just don't know anything about angels. Its perfectly normal for them to try to get pregnant with their non-relationship non-loved permanent exclusive home-partner.
>You've been using that term, right moron? Non-relationship, non-loved perma-
>interrupt her with a kiss, causing her to begrudgingly swoon
>>16548031
She's got a lot of pent up stuff goin on. Just remember to think in opposite terms during sex. It should be obvious when she's ahegaoing lewdly and trying to sputter out how idiotic you are but can't even form the syllables to 'moron' correctly
Which, of course, makes it just come out as 'Mmoooore~'
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>>16547995
Lala was the best thing to come out of MonMusu
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>>16548049
Stretch, you don't want to pull a muscle in rough coitus.
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>>16548055

ruff*
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>>16548051
>Which, of course, makes it just come out as 'Mmoooore~'
Oh fuck my dick. I know tsundere Cupids aren't even canon but she's rapidly climbing my list anyway.
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>>16548051
Eventually she'll want to marry you. Obviously not because she l-loves you, but simply because she can collect more benefits from her job.
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Gokigyaru
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>>16548049
You get out of hiding and hug your MG wife

comfort her

make her feel safe and loved

lastly give her all the daugherus
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>>16545469
>rape alarm
>did you mean: Monster Girl Dinner Bell?
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>>16545469
>Instead of a ear shattering alarm it's the cries of a vulnerable little boy
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>>16548067
How do I decide who my waifu is? Will she find and rape me or do I need to choose a species? I need help deciding on what species to go for.
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>>16548063
Gyaru girls make my dick diamonds. Especially if they're especially curvy. Bonus points if they're a pure gyaru who is just a genki tease.
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>>16548073
>Spoiler
That is a very, very personal question that requires you to be a bit introspective on your wants, needs and desires.
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>>16548073
she will find or you will find her,fate already decreed who is gonna be your wife
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>>16548063
Ugh, I can't stand bugs. They're dirty, disgusting, I'd step on them of I could. Does that mean I'm some kind of fetish for a devilbug with a thing for being demeaned? Gross.
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>>16547959
>Hmph, I bet that pathetic virgin Anon won't be able to keep his eyes off me once he sees me.
>Ok, so he wasn't interested in me. No big deal, not like I care about him either.
>...But seriously, what doesn't he see in me? I'm dead sexy. Let's see him resist me after getting a load of my most erotic outfit.
>Still nothing?! I have to find a way to get Anon to fall for me. I can't have that tanuki skank stealing him away. She'll sink him into a lifetime of debt. I'm just trying to save him is all.
>Is this what he likes? Some 2D sluts? Why would he focus so much on this kind of crap? ...I bet those clothes would look way better on me too.
>H-Hey, Anon. Like my new look? I even styled my hair like that girl in your favorite show. It doesn't look weird with my scars, does it?
>Ah, damnit this is too embarrassing! You're all I can think about these days! It's driving me crazy! Please, just tell me what I can do to win your heart! I love you!
be careful when playing hard to get with a monster girl. things can turn yandere real quick
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>>16548092
>ahn~ step on me more senpai
>treat like the good for nothing bitch you know me to be~
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>>16548059
It's a special kind of gap moe. Though, it is canonical that they're poor at properly expressing their affections to others, but obviously that says nothing of tsun-ness.
>>16548060
>She tries to convince you she wants to marry you because it means she'll collect more benefits
>take a step towards her while telling her that has nothing to do with her job, you've checked because you did your research to make sure you both could support a family
>She takes a step back, her voice slightly wavering now as she says that it's for appearances so she can stop getting weird looks when you two happen to be at the same picnic drinking from the same milkshake through tandem straws by complete coincidence
>take another step towards her, saying that's a lie, because she's always never cared what others, especially her coworkers, think about her
>another set of steps, another foiled excuse, and she's backed up trembling against the wall as you kabedon her
>she's breathing heavily, her heartpupils trembling, her knees rubbing against each other as she frantically tries to come up with another excuse but only stutters out 'b-b-but...'
>you lean down and put your forehead right against hers, your eyes staring into each other from inches away as you speak low and firm
>It's because you love me, isn't it... moron?
>she completely freezes up her pupils narrowing, breath stopping with a horrified gasp...
>Then, with a loud, passionate, ringing 'Yes!' she jumps you, locking her thighs around your hips as she attacks your mouth with her own, tongue flailing, hands and arms squeezing wildly around your shoulders, breathy gasps of 'yes, yes, yes!' and 'Moron!' slipping out between her oral attacks on your face
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>>16545631
I thought the seal reduced their impulse to rape to a level where they can function in their everyday lives?
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>>16547995
i was very happy about qt shy sheep
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>>16548049
I wonder what happened to that one anon who spiked his Vampire waifu with garlic and raging mushrooms on a full moon night.
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>>16548094
spoiler
>Implying the goal wasn't to take a tough girl criminal warlord and make her go all heart pupils for the one anon that she had to fight for
>Implying that there is anything more cute than the woman who would start a blood feud over her one true love
Avoiding the Yan is avoiding the Dere. Embrace both and know true happiness. It's ok, those dead sluts and those weeks locked in the isolated cabins are just signs of her affection.
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>>16548083
If that's the case, do I even need to worry about it? More specifically should I go outside to see what that noise is? Last blogshit I swear.
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>>16548120
>More specifically should I go outside to see what that noise is?

Oh, so soon already~
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>>16548100
Turning the tables on a haughty girl like that is one of the finest things in life. I would have no choice but to immediately carry her off to our room at the inn, and attempt serial pregnancy on her. I would leave her exhausted for days, so she'd never forget it.
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>>16548098
> all the other boys in the school are either claimed, or too anime protagonist nice to get her off
> transfer student from a paladin family seems utterly offended by his new educational track
> Insults her openly and loudly in front of a crowd without skipping a beat, and the public shaming has her soaked
> He has to deal with this insect on his heels between classes every day as she looks for any excuse to tick him off and have him shout at her
> It eventually evolves into a long and happy marriage with plenty of angry sex
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So after you finally had your wedding with your waifu, your about to get it on. Then suddenly she kicks down the door and then demands to enact primae noctis on you. What do you do?
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>>16548136
enact what now?
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>>16548136
Hold a knife to my throat and threaten to kill myself if she comes any closer.
I feel like this is actually a viable strategy for putting MGs into an awkward stalemate since they want to prevent human men getting harmed more than anything.
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>>16548113
Being a very horny vampire womb plug and bloodbag
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>>16548143
Jokes on you that's a putty knife.
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>>16548147
Yeah but that's a Dragon, and everyone knows that Dragons aren't smart
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>>16548140
>primae noctis
It's a supposed rule on medieval days where the lord of a land could sleep with a man's wife before him on their wedding night. Truth to it is sketchy at best. As for the answer? MGE is very clear that MGs are one-man-only types. This would not happen, is the correct no fun allowed answer.

Supposing it did though, maybe the waifu was really the dragon-lord, and the bridesmaid played along in her 'kidnapping the prince' fetish play.
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>>16548125
How nice that her clothes come with a hole for easy access for a dick. Shortstack paizuri at a moments notice.
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>>16548076
Well the female lead of Gal Gohan might not be a MG, but you'd probably like her.
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>>16548136
I politely inform her that she must have the wrong house, because I'm still single.
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>>16548150
Where did the 'dragons aren't smart' meme come from anyways?
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>>16548125
Shortstack monstergirls with handlebars must think about this all the time. Is she drooling? Cute.
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>>16548167
I don't know, I just thought they were big dummies with a heart for gold
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>>16548167
Forced by anti-dragonfags.
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>>16548053
Cutest chuuni ever.

And nice blueberry thighs.

But I like the Jiangshi's blueberry thighs more.
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>>16548167
Wurms. They bled over onto the other dragons, I guess.
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>"Ah, Anon. Good morning. Did you sleep well? Mama came to wake you up. Go downstairs and eat breakfast without me. I've already had my fill."
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>>16548136
>You will never live in a realm protected by heroic Dragon Knights.
>You will never get an autograph from their captain, after they save your village from a P'Orc Warlord.

Damn.
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I dont get it,vampfu spends the whole night extracting semen like a demon yet by the time morning comes shes still slim like a model

what is this mambo jumbo magic,she should have a visibly bulged belly at least judging by how fast she drains nonstop
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>>16548136
she might have a problem...
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>>16548202
Blood, on the other hand, goes straight to their fat tats.
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>>16548179
Now Mama, that's not fair. You can't make me breakfast and not eat with me. Besides I know you haven't been getting as much protein as you should. I insist that you have seconds with me.
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>>16548179
Good momster.
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>>16548211
Perfect.
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>>16548179
Oh no you haven't, momster. Bring breakfast up and get your seconds.

>>16548211
That's alotta well-placed blood!
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>>16548211
>Be a butcher's apprentice in a small village.
>Good muscles, generally good-looking,
>Vampire Countess takes an interest in you.
>Ever since you've been quite pale-looking with a lot of bite marks on your neck.
>Not one of her visits to the village goes without paying a visit to you, sandwiching your head between her steadily growing breasts and politely requesting a 'nibble' that you can't refuse.

Such is life.
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>>16548307
If the Vampire likes him enough, he'll become an incubus and regain all those lost muscles back. This depends on how prideful the Vampire is.

The downside is you can no longer have Damphir daughterus.
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>>16548307
Scandal, inter-class relationships AND huge (and growing) breasts? Perfect!
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You know, there really isn't a straight up yandere monstergirl choice in MGE. I keep flipping through the different profiles and yet there isn't any true threat of violence toward a monster's target nor those around them. It's all just threat of corruption on different forms.

> stalking
I guess the Wendigo does that. She's chaos too, so that's creepy.
> kidnapping and tying up in a basement
Many MGs will kidnap, and some like dark elves will tie someone up, but it's not really for the right reason.

I guess the Shoggoth gets points for wanting to be in constant contact. Redcap gets credit for a level of crazy, as does Cursed Blade.

I don't know. I just don't feel fear yet, and that's a little disappointing.
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Holy shit, was this a bitch and a half to writ out. But I got it done. Story's pretty much doubled in length now. Also went back in to clean up some spelling and punctuation stuff. New bits start at line 230. Enjoy, anons!

http://pastebin.com/fQTMLP1q
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>Haughty, dom-the-world but sub-for-you muscledragon wife gets told to cowgirl her husbando
>she goes extra gently out of fear of hurting him, stopping every time he moans to ask if he's alright
>No matter what anon says or how cruel and domineering she has proven to be with everyone else in the world, its just impossible for her to be the dom in bed with him
>moans and squeals like a breeding sow in ecstasy when he doms her even lightly though
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>>16548346
It is curious that its missing compared to the other dere's which are mostly accounted for, but I think the threat of actual violence being done to other humans or monsters is something that has been kinda listed as taboo in setting, so it might be hard to do now overtly
>>16548347
Oh fuck yeah! I've been waiting for this!
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>>16548346
Shirohebi, anon. IIRC The soul fire they infect you with will build up and actually cause you physical pain until you fuck them again.
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>>16548349
Not sure if she's overly gentle or an insidious power bottom. Both? Probably both.
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>>16548355
Yeah both sounds good. Both.
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>>16548346
Are you forgetting Oomukade? They live in caves, are ferocious in nature, gloomy and very clingy to their spouses. And centipedes in real life are horrifying. They can climb, they're fast, and they can to boot. That being said because they're one of the most successful predators in their environment they're also lazy as fuck.
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>>16548354
Shirohebi will happily share you with other women, so she isn't a yandere
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>>16548362
Well, I wouldn't say "happily."
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>>16548346
Seriously?
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>>16548354
>>16548360

Oh.
I can work with that.
Cheers, anon. May I never need seek help for my problem. It may seem strange, but there's something about a true yandere that just feels 'honest' to me, like any plain ol' dere is either not going all the way or reserving their negative emotions for fear of a reaction. Even an ugly truth can be beautiful, and could be something to believe in.
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>>16548362
Yandere can coexist. Unhealthy devotion can manifest in a variety of ways.
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>>16548365
Fair enough, though she seems a little too NEET to be able to hurt anyone.
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>>16548371
Wrong
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>>16548347
>http://pastebin.com/fQTMLP1q
good shit mang
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>>16548378
True, but its certainly frightening to see an angry Wisp blow up into a tsunami of flames.
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>>16548365
So can Wisps come out of their braziers freely, or are they bound to it? I could see a NEET Wisp using it as a couch or beanbag, walking out now and then to get a soda.
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>>16548398
I like to imagine they can, and it's implied in their profile that they go on dates with their husbands and such.

It's either that, or you both ride around in her cage like a pimped out carriage.
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>>16548347
Awesome, awesome awesome. Studanon is killin it.
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good night anons and beware of horny dark elves
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>>16548347
>that last scene
UNF
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>>16548403
>Anon and Wisp are trapped in her moving cage for ETERNITY
>They have to live in a studio apartment with a service elevator to the parking level
>They can only eat out at drive throughs
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>>16545276
Last night I was lying on my back and my right hand went completely numb for no discernible reason. I massaged it and it started prickling something terrible. No pressure was put on it at any time. Why do you figure that happened, fitnessbus?
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>>16548421
>those boots
What did she mean by this?
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>>16548457
>It could have been a pinched nerve or otherwise a blockage occurred further up your arm or shoulder anon! Even if the area in question wasn't directly being laid on, sometimes just being in certain positions for an extended period of time can slowly lead to a cut off of blood circulation or similar factors. That, precisely, is why it's important to try and stretch regularly so that any of those little pinches and unnoticed numbness can be addressed right away before any long-lasting damage is done! If the problem persists, you should consult a doctor or have it looked at by a physical therapist!
>To prevent things from happening like this while sleeping, try and get a light stretch in about a half hour before you lay down for bed! And it should go without saying, but make sure you're drinking plenty of water!
>...What, I look thicker? Oh, I was working another 'job' tonight and had to 'fit the role'. Never you mind that! Lets keep healthy together!
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>>16548493
It's a tragedy that a smart, spirited girl like the Fitcubus has to be a cheesecake whore, too.
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>>16548501
Here is a Fitcubus!
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>>16548511
Why is she fighting Luke Cage?
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>>16548347
I know my belief should be shattered by some un-augmented scrub besting an Oni boss in a fight, but I'll jut pretend you don't hadcanon Oni as being the supernatural powerhouses they are.

How did he cheat the cards?
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>>16548501
That's awfully rude anon, here she is trying to just give good advice to keep people healthy and you're judging her for what she does in her time away.
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Alright late night Anons and Ausfags but you're not real people , the MGCU genetics department came into a few extra grants and you're one of the few lucky schlubs who gets to choose their own combination waifu! Choose two species to combine and describe what aspects (physical, personality, powers, ect.) come from each one.

It can be ANY two species, even undead and golems despite my saying genetics
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>>16548526
Elf-Wight. The physicality hourglass perfection of a wight pus the graceful tallness of an elf. An elf's grip on arcane power plus the trappigns of undeath, ice magic and necromancy.

Cute long sensitive ears.
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>>16548523
Well maybe she shouldn't sell her body then.
>>16548526
Oi! I'm not Australian and it's not night here, where is your god now?
Also let's mix Mimics with Skeletons for maximum spooky.
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>>16548526
Mershark and Hellhound.

Dire-sized, ashen-colored, flaming shark that has burning bites with which to mark you with. Wags her tail when you give her headpats, but only a little.
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>>16548526
Mimic + Automaton = Jack in the Box

Powerful hidden sentinels equipped with the heaviest armor, and crafted to protect ancient secrets. When they enter their box and close the lid, nothing can move them without first moving the floor beneath them. They are pretty kuudere.
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>>16548536
Whatever god we had left this frozen place weeks ago. Either way 10/10 good spook.
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>>16548526
Undead Dragon and Baphomet.

I was too busy wondering if I could, and never asked if I should. Come, sweet death loli.
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>>16548543
Sounds like the kind of things a Gremlin Supervillain would have to defend her evil lair.
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>>16548526
Hold on to your fucking ballsack boys, I'm about to doom the planet
Tentacle
and
Manticore

May good have mercy on us all.
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>>16548526
A Vampire Jubjub.

Terror of the skies!
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>>16548555
Tentacore forests?
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>>16548555
Dear fucking god. Depending on where the spikes and the fur ends up, that could either be the best thing or the worst
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>>16548519
Strong, but not unbeatable. Durable, but not indestructible. If you've never seen a boxing match or an MMA fight, a well-placed left hook is meant to hit the liver. I probably could have been a bit more clear about that.

As for the cheating, he didn't. At least not to his knowledge. I debated whether or not to put this in this update or mention it in the next, but the watch was supposed to be charmed. Sort of a Chekhov's Gun-type of scenario.
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>>16548566
I thought it pretty clear the watch was a luck device. An an Oni's liver in particular would be a prime weakspot, kek
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>>16548526
Shoggoth and Phantom

Some sort of Dark Mist girl, or Shadow girl, with a tendency for jump scares and surprise blow jobs.
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>>16548566
>Strong, but not unbeatable. Durable, but not indestructible.
Well that's an interesting if somewhat mundane interpretation. So they're basically just... strong as your average top-of-the-line human fighter. I suppose it splashes a less fantastical veneer over the setting, allowing for more grit in places.
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>>16548579
Noice. I was trying to figure some kind of combo for Shoggoth + Pharaoh that didn't just end up being a Shoggoth imitating a Pharaoh's form, but I got nothing.
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>>16548526
Ghoul and Mershark. Oral fixations are neat, and brushing her teeth like in that one monogatari scene would be entertaining.
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>>16548526
Automaton + Valkyrie

A thicc Mary Sue Automaton blessed by the Chief Goddesses holy magic. Also has wing binders, a variable lance, and rad as fuck holy armor.
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>>16548595
I was pretty hung up on it too. Mixing anything with a Shog/Slime, you just imagine a slimy version of whatever the other girl was.

I figured the best way to avoid that was make the other girl spectral.
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>>16548571
I actually did a bit of reading up on fighting for it. Liver attacks are no joke. It causes your blood vessels to dilate while simultaneously causing your blood pressure to drop (the exact opposite of what it should be doing). It basically makes your body forget how to body and feels like you can't breathe, on top of hurting like a motherfucker.
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>>16548579
I was going to post something from my nightmareboner folder but they're all nsfw or a bit too /d/ for this thread, though I understand your sentiment.
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>>16548613
Can confirm. I got sucker punched in the liver once, and it left me bedridden for two days.
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>>16548618
If you had something specific in mind, I wouldn't mind seeing you put it in an imgur.
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>>16548623
So this is why Ippo always goes for the liver?
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>>16548612
I guess a way around it could be something like >>16547150 's image.

>>16548618
Yeah I'd second that >>16548629
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>>16548630
Liver and Kidney are basically crit spots for humans, so probably.
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>>16548630
Would make sense. You can train to hit harder, move faster, and take a hit better. You can't train your liver to not explode.
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>>16548604
Big scary Ghoulsharks!
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>>16548526
A Dragon Vampire. Double the haughtiness.
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>>16548633
That is a good way to combine a Shog with something, and it occurs to me that we don't even have a proper Shapeshifter girl yet.

Danukis, Kitsune, Dopplers and such just use a gimped version of true shapeshifting.
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>>16548629
>>16548633
Gimme a minute, I'll just find it on the scarybooru
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>>16548526
A Kiki-Kobold, that way my waifu and daughteru wouldn't need a pretense to wear their latex maid outfits!
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>>16548613
Yeah but I imagine it's an issue of relativity. I'd put money on betting I can tank a livershot from an infant.
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>>16548662
Oh please KDF you'd have them do it anyway.
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>>16548629
>>16548633
Here we are. I suppose they aren't as lewd as I thought but they're still not appropriate for direct posting due to a /d/ish nature, though it does have elements in at least some aspects between a phantom and a shoggoth. Mostly shoggoth though.

Disclaimer, don't follow these links, even though relatively speaking these images are on the very tame side of /d/ I don't want people getting fussy.
http://scary.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=459

http://scary.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=458
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>>16548698
She's not scary, she's cute as hell!
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>>16548698
10/10 would mating press. Those hips don't lie.
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>>16548698
Ah! She's gonna take over the world!
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>>16548690
I mean, of course I would anon, but that way it'd feel a little more 'appropriate'. Not that I've ever cared about that kind of appropriate, but whatever.
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>>16548698
Only criticism here is no hair. Fuck that shit. also the belly mouth isn't to my taste, but I guess if she has no gag reflex, she could reach in and give you a handjob while you fuck her.
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>>16548722
Yeah, it ain't quite a 1 to 1, it really just vaguely reminded me.
Also spicy.

>>16548702
>>16548708
>>16548714
Goodness, not the response I was expecting.
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>>16548526
Titania + Kraken

The ultimate Onee san. The lewd huggable nature of the Kraken combined with the big sister personality of a Titania.
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>>16548698
Yeah I'd still fuck.
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>>16548368
As a fellow fan of Yanderes I agree with you wholeheartedly.
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>>16548732
That abomination is actually a lot closer to how I imagine my Shog waifu, compared to the profile. I absolutely love horrifying girls like that. They are extra cute.
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>>16548765
>>16548368
Yandere is natural. I'd kill to protect my love at the drop of a hat. Yandere is just that instinct + dedication.
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>>16548766
Well agreed wholeheartedly. I'm sure a Shoggoth would be delighted to be able to 'let her hair down' a bit to more of her natural state for mastah.
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>>16548698
I'll roll random, because the two off the top of my head, Wight Kraken would be the ultimate ara ara, and a Raiju Oomukade would be "Manic Depressive the girl."

>Devil Bug
>Ittan momen

Dirty cloth bugs. Ew that's like finding a cockroach in your laundry.
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>>16548780
That sounds like a good opportunity for a Silverfish girl.
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>>16548778
Hell, it would be fine if my waifu wanted to lounge around as just a puddle of sludge. Its the wonderful personality that draws me too them.
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>>16548786
>Shiny quick
>Loves books, as a snack
>Is into overcomplicated mating rituals of
>Dancing
>Running
>ass rubbing
>then sex in that order
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>>16548791
You, sir, understand the true value of a waifu.

Too many people putting form above the fullness of character these days.
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>>16548802
What about putting form and personality hand in hand?
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>>16548813
Well of course there's nothing wrong with that either. A monster works damn hard to make sure her body is exactly how their husbando will want it or what will please him most, gotta appreciate that as well. But they got feelings and a biology and personality and needs too.
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>>16548820
God I want to wake up and see my demon waifu cuddled up to me in her sleep.
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>>16548802
Nothing wrong with that. Can't rub your dick on a girl's personality.
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>>16548820
Don't worry anon. My waifu has feelings and a vague personality.

But the reason I didn't really develope her personality that much is because I want her to do it herself. That way it's much better. The only thing I can't really get her to develope herself is her body. Please understand anon.
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>>16548826
I feel ya, fellow blueberry farmer.
>>16548827
Very true too.
>>16548835
Again with this! I ain't worried and I ain't gotta understand mang, you don't gotta explain nothin to a random guy in /mgt/! Be you, do you, and love yer waifu. I'm just piddlin useless two cent opinions at 3AM.
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>>16548802
Thank you for the kind words.
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>>16548847
My shoggoth bro. Don't you ever get gud?
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>>16548854
Its too early in the morning to be good at anything. I can barely type.
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Here's something I've been working on/off on between brainstorming future chapters of Amaya PI and Clockcore. I may now have a biting fetish. Stupid sexy Mersharks.

http://pastebin.com/qtPgkBqu
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>>16548983
It's cute!
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How does anybody get anything done in the Demon Realm if they're always fucking?
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>>16549012
Some things get done, but as soon as that thing is done or no longer relevant to making sex better it's abandoned or forgotten.
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>>16549020
And some people say the Demon Realm is best. Unbelievable. Can't even get anything done.
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>>16549021
Green demon realm is for actually getting things done. Over there it's work and be productive on day, wild sex and love during night. And the Pharaoh has the best green demon realm kingdom there is.
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>>16549012
Actually, sex is getting things done. Considering the DL herself is amassing stupid amounts of DE to overwrite the rules of reality, she needs plenty of people producing it to actually get anything done.

Their plan is to literally fuck existence until it likes it.
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I am really tired of this "Demon realms are 24 sex and the collapse of society" meme. That's Pandemonium, you green-cocked newfags. Lurk a year before posting
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>>16549025
>And the Pharaoh has the best green demon realm kingdom there is.

Couldn't agree more. The Pharoah's (Seth bless her) kingdom is the best kingdom.
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>>16549029
Pandemonium is barely a realm and more of a "heaven". The only purpose of it is to fuck. While on the other hand the Demon Realm has a purpose. That being to fuck until everyone else fucks.

There's no need to get pissy and wet yourself.
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>>16549025
>And the Pharaoh has the best green demon realm kingdom there is.
What? Aren't the pharoah's kingdom's the only green demon realm kingdoms?
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>>16549036
Heaven is a realm. Cram a cock in your whore mouth.
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>>16548983
I don't blame you for having a weakness for sharks, they're wonderful.
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>>16548983
>I may now have a biting fetish

Good. Good. You're ascending.
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>>16549037
No. There are "natural" green demon realms. However they are far more rare. According to the world guild it use to be the case that only the Pharaoh's kingdom was the only green demon realm but in resent times they have started to pop up else where. I'm not sure if he ever explained why this is the case so it's left up to your head cannon.
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>>16549057
Who creates these natural green demon realms?
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>>16549029
>expecting people here to read the source material
Everyone calls KC shit and ignores his setting while at the same time pretending to be experts on it.
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>>16549057
Well when it's put as vaguely as that, my first conclusion is that all it takes is a concentration of "green realm demons" (neutral, not demonic or undead) to create realms. I bet zipangu is a green demon realm by now
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>>16548983
It's a story driven by conversation. You're not really selling me the mood and setting so much as handing me a straight up dialogue that spells everything out. A little less talk and a bit more thought, feeling, and sensory input from your central character might feel more natural. It's not bad, it's just kind of clunky to get through because the whole story is chopped up with conversation instead of a natural flow.
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>>16549060
Like I said, it's not known. I think it might be the case of a powerful mage like a Lich, Lilim, demon (This is unlikely) or Baphomet doing it. But nothing is confirmed. It's up to what you think.
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>>16549060
>>16549067
Sorry, but it is known. Mentions of Holsts living in an area with farmers slowly introducing their DE to the area turns the place into a demon realm.

Demon realms are just locations exposed to demonic energy in large amounts or over a long period of time. Sometimes they take fantastic forms based off their creator, but more often than not they become green or regular through osmosis of the locale's attitude.
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>>16549067
>Any radical demon
>Creating a green realm
>Lich
>Creating a green realm
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>>16549025
Speaking of Pharoah's green demon realm. Do you think it's still desert hot after the conversion?
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Green Realms a shit, barely even real demon realms.
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>>16549065
I seem to have that sort of problem when writing lewd. Thanks for the feedback.

Another thing that came up during proofing was my language was "too stiff, too formal." I think I toned it down a lot, even though it's justified in Kaia's case.
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>>16549077
Obviously its still sunny enough to maintain a population of delicious brown.
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>>16549077
The whole thing is about as hot as you would expect a desert oasis to be, I would assume.

>>16549081
Agreed. Undead Kingdoms are the undisputed best.
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>>16549077
Probably, but instead of burning, unbearable heat it's far more pleasant. Sure, it's still hot as all hell, but you can go out and not worry about having to drink every 5 seconds.
It still gives you a nice tan however, turning even non-native monster girls into a delicious brown.
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>>16549081
Now now anon. Don't be so mean. Green Demon Realms are for people who want a comfy life style. Demon realms are for people who wants to fuck until they drop.

We all want different things, anon. And that's ok.
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>>16549086
Why of course. We couldn't substitute delicious edible brown for even a few lesser degrees.
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>>16549091
You can have a comfy life in any kind of demon realm, the green realms are puppies and rainbows opinion is a bad meme repeated by people who don't read canon material and take people's word for it.
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>>16549093
>Exchange between the undead pharoah's realm and the undead kingdom
>White vampire melting in the heat, barely able to move or even breathe
>Delicious brown ghoul wrapped p in five layers of clothing, freezing her tits off
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>>16549105
Gonna buy that Vampire an oversized sunhat to shade her from the sun!
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>>16549103
I'm not saying Green Demon realms are "puppies and rainbows". I'm just saying they're a bit more calmer than Demon Realms.

And sure you can have a comfy life in a Demon Realm, but that's up to opinion isn't it? I'd prefer to have a comfy life in the Pharoah's Green Demon Realm.
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>>16549114
Will you get her a loose sundress and pretend that white was the only color they had?
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>>16549114
Make sure you get the matching sundress.
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>>16549075
Know what? I know what you tried to say there, but I'm gonna give an argument against it.
> Lich knew famine in her life
> Decided people shouldn't suffer like that
> Agrees to raise anyone willing to help her grow crops in their unlife
> Undead that don't really need to eat are seen working large, sustainable farms
> Sells much of it off for just enough to cover costs of production
> Totally willing to give it away to passing travelers or locations with a bad crop yield that year
> "I've gained so much with a second chance at life, and there are so many people lacking the basic necessity that is food. Of course I felt like I had to help."
> Paladins and the CG's servants spread lies about how her food is somehow poisonous or evil
> They would literally rather see people starve than receive food from an 'enemy'
> She has to find ways to sneak it in to human society to make sure people don't drop dead of hunger
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>>16549118
>>16549119
Might as well. A white sundress to go with the sunhat.

She'll be able to travel around during the day. It'll be just like she's a normal human, how cute!
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>>16549120
>> Paladins and the CG's servants spread lies about how her food is somehow poisonous or evil
>> They would literally rather see people starve than receive food from an 'enemy'

I wonder which MG is behind this post.
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>>16549120
>Any monster girl
>being this nice
>actually having any different ambition other than cock
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>>16549143
t. the order
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>>16549120
I would wager liches are completely incapable of creating green realms due to the nature of their magic. It's not a matter of intent.
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>>16549131
Sorry, can't picture anything other than Mari at this point.
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>>16549145
t. sinner
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>>16549120
> Paladins and the CG's servants spread lies about how her food is somehow poisonous or evil
>They would literally rather see people starve than receive food from an 'enemy'
Except this is probably true all the food would be laced with DE.
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>>16549154
Well, yes.
Lot's of MGs like sinners.
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>>16549155
If anything they're probably mass growing lewd Demon Realm fruits.
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>>16549152
Eh, maybe. Doesn't mean they can't raise a few zombies and skeletons to grow food the old fashioned way.

Zombie Holst milk: yes or no?
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>>16549157
Exactly. Temptation and evil at its worst.
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>>16549160
Absolutely yes.
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>>16549155
> slightly tainted food at little to no cost
> no food, starvation, and death
Feel free to pick the alternative, I suppose.
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I want to live in the Slime Demon Realm
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>>16549171
Enter the abyss
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>>16549170
Anon. It may be a little now. But the DE will corrupt and taint people.
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>>16549116
You didn't say it but a lot of others tend to bash on anything that's not a green realm and act like they're flawless compared to all the others.

You even said it yourself that other types are for people who want to fuck until they drop which is wrong, you can do that even in green ones just as you could live a normal life on a dark one or an undead kingdom.

The only real differences are the local customs, types of things found in nature and how it looks.
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>>16549174
I'd dive in head first.
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Is it morally wrong to regularly play with a young monster girl?

99% of the time she will develop feelings for you
While her friends will have fun raping the boys and doing all kind of perverted stuff she will have to restrain herself for the fateful day where either of you admit your love to the other
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>>16549186
Yes. Don't let her imprint on you unless you intend to take responsibility.
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https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/830023836615602176

What did KC mean when he retweeted this?
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>>16549170
>Hand out knowingly tainted food
>Get mad when people dont want to eat it
This is why humans and monsters will never get along.
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>>16549191
Same thing any average red-blooded male would think. Little bit of girl on girl fires up the nethers.
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>>16549178
Man, I don't think Peasent Mcfamilyman cares. He has a wife and kids to feed, and winter is coming. That strange person on the other side of the fight is willing to help him survive out of the goodness of her heart, so what if the potatoes or grain is a little weird? Come spring, worst case scenario is that his waifu is a little more shapely and clingy than before. They all made it through, and that's accomplishment enough. Can't even do a little charity without paladins losing their shit, honestly.
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>>16549186
Nah, it's fine if she wants to play ridey-ridey.
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>>16549181
Ok anon, thanks. I guess I'm just saying that because I want to live a fairly normal life in a Green Demon Realm.
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>>16549186
What about the 1%?
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>>16549206
A mere statistic.
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>>16549201
He will care when he strays further away from the Chief God's light! Stop spreading lies and propaganda.
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>>16549186
I mean, Baphomet are basically totally safe if you can't beat them in a fight though.
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>>16547947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ttxactpZ4

Why are we still here, just to suffer?

Every night, I can feel my game being good.

You feel it too, don't you?
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>>16549186
No daughteru of mine will become a slut!
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>>16549216
>spoiler

It's a test. They're testing us.
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>>16549191
>actual art of giant slug
>it's yuri
>but yuri with mucus toad

I'm not sure whether I love it for having two girls I actually like with little art or annoyed it's just yuri.
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>>16549216
Not really, no. I'd rather a beat-em up action blockbuster of a mature Jinko taking on the Triads when they try to take away the land she built an orphanage on.
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>>16549191
It's like a lewd scissors paper rock.
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>>16549223
it's not "yuri" without themes of PUR LUV and handholding memes and shit.
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>>16548983
This Mershark is mine.

There are many like her but this one is mine.
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>>16549211
The only thing that'll make him care is when you kick down his door, drag his family out and publicly execute them for being heretics.
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>>16549216
MGS:V was the best entry in the series, even if it was missing its intended ending. The polished gameplay was refined to showcase a love for the serious attention to detail of the main games, yet contained the goofiness of peacewalker. The story learned from the mistakes in IV and took form largely through the tapes, yet satisfied the need for illuminatic powers that be that the series is known for. Kojima left it knowing it would be his last dance with the series, and he did a fine job of seeking closure for his audience. Somebody should actually commit sudoku over Survivor, though.

Also, please headpat the sad cat.
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>>16549238
So you're saying they're actually just getting ready for an incredibly sticky three-way?
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>>16549223
It's not kissing and swearing to always love each other so it's likely just monster girls messing around and being lewd because they want to fuck something when there's no guy around.

That or they're a man's harem and he's told them they're free to take out their lust on each other when he's at work.
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>>16549245
No its just yuri stop trying to read into things.
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>>16549242
>implying the Order is like that

You say the Order spreads lies about Monster Girls yet you spread lies about the Order? Hypocrisy and heresy.

I bet the Order would feed that family.
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>>16549243
I bet you like RE6 too.
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>>16549254
Well that's what my dick told me it was.
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I want to sexually bully Mummies.
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>>16549259
HELLO!
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>>16549256
If they did, the family wouldn't have to resort to the charity of literal demons just to not starve to death in the winter.

What's next, the public castration of the young man down the street who ducks off to the wood to offer his seed to the dryads in return for enough fallen, dry wood to keep his ailing mother warm through the winter?
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>>16549254
>tried translating the text with google
>Illustrated book Tempura by the scales of the world Through the scales without escape, escape from restraint by the soft body of Lamya unilaterally responsible for restraining, brought to sleep with tenacious mucus Ohmen Tsukuji Do not allow escape by sticking over with a stick, Mucus toads to infiltrate my mind with my mucus

That isn't helping matters.
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>>16549264
How would you do this?
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>>16549273
This reads like the ravings of a literal madman
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>>16549270
>castration
This would be the worst crime in MGE.
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>>16549273
Eternally binded?
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>open mgt
>gazerfag and his waifu errywhere
>open kc's twitter
>gazerfag and his waifu errywhere
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>>16549273
>Mucus toads to infiltrate my mind with my mucus
Mucus Flayer the next girl, KC confirmed
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>>16549270
If the only thing he can think of to help his sick mom is muh dick then he probably deserves a good castration.
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>>16549259
> comparing an unplayable mess that missed the point of the series to a cohesive but unfinished goodbye from a competent designer

This is why nobody likes /v/idya. Go back to your containment thread.
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>>16549279
I think that's what happens when you spend 3000+$ on your MGE waifu.
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>>16549283
>punishing the guy who did something rather than helping the woman who needs help
Sasuga, Orderfag.
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>>16549283
How else will he gather firewood? With an axe and risk nature itself whipping his ass? then who will care for his mother?

Typical order logic.
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>>16549274
A few methods on my minds.

>Attaching a bunch of virbators to their pussies and have one control knob for them all

>Tying them up and rubbing my cock against their face

>Tying them up and jerking off infront of them until I blow my load all over the sand then just let it soak up and evaporate. All while they watch that SE go to waste
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>>16549293
>Spoiler
And that's why Anon was thrown into a pit of mummies when the Pharaoh came back.
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>>16549277
The worst punishment for the worst crime. Fucking monster girls.

>>16549283
>>16549270
He's sick. All he has to do is go to the Order for help. They would've gladly offered that boy help. But no, he has to go and do that? Disgusting.

>>16549287
>>16549288
It's about setting an example. That woman will get the help she needs. That boy will get his punishment.
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>>16549285
Seriously. At some point I went from amazed, to appalled, to sickly curious of where all this will lead him. I can't claim to understand gazerfag nor really comprehend his monetary dedications toward waifu fanart, but I do want to know where the story ends.
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>>16549297
No! I won't have any power over them! They'll surround me and attack me!
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>>16549300
>It's about setting an example.
The example being what?
>That woman will get the help she needs
Then why didn't she get it before? You just wanted an excuse to mutilate someone. Sasuga, Ordefag.
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>>16549300
>Implying the order offers help
If they offered help, there would be no reason to not go to them. Especially since not going to them = public execution. But they don't offer help. From their warm monasteries they look down upon the peasants and laugh as they freeze.

>Want to cut wood to not freeze, filthy peon? The woods are dangerous you know. You need order soldiers to protect you. But... protection isn't cheap, filthy peasant, you know. We're gonna need nine tenths of the wood harvested. Lumber for the Order see? Ah, but if we catch you consorting with those slut dryads in the woods for a safe harvest, we'll murder your whole family!
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>>16549312
>>16549314
It's a good system and it works. Don't question it heretic.
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What would you personally encounter in Monster Girl Silent Hill? What parts of your oh-so-damaged psyche would be manifest in the form of flirty vixens?
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>>16549264
>>16549293
I want to be sexually bullied by mummies.
>having my arms and legs restrained by four of them while another positions herself on top of me
>slowly grinds herself against my dick but never lets it enter
>stops as I'm about to cum
>another takes her place and preforms slow and torturous paizuri, again stopping before I cum
>they go on like this until all of them have had a turn
>an anubis is sat watching with a smug look on her face the entire time with a glass of wine
>eventually she joins in and lowers herself onto me all in one go causing me to blow to the built up load into her womb
>she then fucks me senseless till I pass out

I guess you could say I'm an M.
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>>16549321
"Ahahahaha, what are you stupid peasants going to do? Leave these safe order lands and live with some slut demons?" - Quote from local Order Lord left
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>>16549321
People like you are the reason Druella exists. She makes Ropers and Cait Siths as a punishment. It all makes sense. Even the DL in all her hot, sticky love for mankind needed to punish the worst of us somehow. Her fury all manifested in her most disturbing daughteru.
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>>16549314
>consorting with those slut dryads in the woods for a safe harvest
dryad harvest is probably one of the un-safest things you could do in MGE since there's a high probability you end up fused into a tree and never heard from again. I would definitely warn peasants about that kind of shit.
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>>16549333
>>16549314
>>16549312
Don't spread lies about the Order.
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>>16549344
No. This is a punishment from the Chief god because you sinful low life heretics keep fucking monster girls.
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>>16549304
>Anon finds an old tomb full of Mummies
>They are powerless to him so he decides to bully them.
>He sexually torments them everyday.
>But the worst thing of all is when he masturbates in front of them, they desperately try to get to him but he cums on the hot dessert sands, wasting all the SE.
>He does this for some time until the Pharaoh returns.
>The Mummies tell her about what he has done.
>"Anon, for your crimes You will be forced to repay them for all the lost SE"
>"You will have to give them one thousand times more seed than what you have wasted."
>"And that's one thousand per Mummy!"
>He is thrown into a rather large. Then the Mummies come in.
>He never realized how many there were.
>At least a 15 but he didn't have time to count. They soon surrounded him.
>Anons screams of pleasure and orgasms could be heard throughout the temple for a long time.

On the bright side you get a Mummy harem when you get out.
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>>16549345
I highly doubt a dryad would look at a desperate man, and not drop some boughs of hot and long burning wood in return for a little gentle domming.

Maybe one day, once his mother is healthy or has passed with age, he'll return to the woods to stay. But no dryad would force it.
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>>16549358
Was the bullying worth it?
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>>16549358
>>He is thrown into a rather large. Then the Mummies come in.
A rather large what? Pit? Bed? House? Boat? Van?
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>>16549372
I must have removed pit. I swore I wrote "large pit".
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>>16549325
As a madman who has read way too much on the Silent Hill lore to be healthy, I can say that sexual imagery in the form of monsters is common and abundant in the series. However, a sexual disposition is the sign of a healthy MG.

An MG silent hill would change for the species. A Dhampir would be an easy first pick- draining fluids would be a consistent theme. Leaky grime from walls, sewage, overflowing sinks, buckets, tubs. Her realm would be a constant crawl away from a cesspool of filthy fluids. Her mother's nature to suck everything from her father would revolt her and subconsciously take form. As for the monsters I'd imagine bags of flesh that pop when punctured, spear-impaled shambling figures, and perhaps a dark mass of hair, cape, and dripping thirst for the main bad entity.
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What's it like in a society ruled by monster girls?

What will gender roll reversal be like?

What are the MG versions of specific jobs and social norms/problems like?
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>>16549398
Rape is legal. Gender roll reversals are strong. Like househusband strong. And there's a "body fluid clean up crew" job.

Also men are fragile and weak so they must be protected by and from Monster Girls.
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>>16549389
This guy. I like him.
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>>16549398
>>16549408
>Rape is legal. Gender roll reversals are strong. Like househusband strong.

And what if there are men that want to live to our world's social norms (Working man, housewife)? How will they take it? Will it be permitted?

>mfw this idea blows out of proportion and "Meninists" come up and ruin the harmless norms even more.
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>>16549325
I don't have a repressed sexuality though. I got other issues. Maybe my personal Silent hill is just an empty space, where everything I reach out for crumbles into ash
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>>16549446
It will be permitted. Of course. In MGC people don't judge that much. Very accepting city.
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>>16549446
Well if the roles are reversed, it would be as well recieved as a man in out reality coming out into society and saying that he is a happy househusband whose wife goes out and works.
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>>16549325
All the girls have no fronts because their backs are turned on me no matter what I do. They all talk to one another, but I can't hear them no matter how hard I try to listen or how close I am.
I guess.
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>>16549398
There would be a system built to sustain the needs of the society- it just so happens that MGs have quite a few needs.

Housing market would be varied and nice. Resources like water and energy wold be stupidly cheap with the elementals helping out, and there would be next to no pollution sans corrupted zones. There would be plenty of work considered all the jobs that would need doing to sustain the many different lifestyles. Hours would be lenient, cost of living low.

Of course, men are property of the state. No immigration out of MGC without express permission. Sexual assault would be considered proactive dating too, so the only defense you would really have would be your friends and your preparedness against it. Whatever work you do get will ultimately be to entertain the 'real' staff there. It's not like a human can out lift or out think a monstergirl species made for the task, after all.
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>>16549514
I'm just going to be a camwhore neet who wears a cool mask and the latest in slut fashion like chest-window sweaters
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>>16549514
Sounds like a nice place. I'd love to take a vacation there. Or hell even live there with my waifu.
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>>16549398
State issued chastity cages are a thing. It's mandatory to wear them for your protection. You don't have the key and if you have a waifu she has the key. Your waifu will be trained in resisting the temptation to unlock your cage.

It's all for the safety of you and your purity, anon.
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>>16549568
>Your waifu will be trained in resisting the temptation to unlock your cage.
Looks like you're in an order state anon
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>>16549568
Purity is overrated.
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>>16549568
>tfw some faggots fap to this
I don't think the phrase "shit taste" covers it anymore.
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>>16549613
It's ok to think that anon. Although I seriously urge you to attend a purity class. You may not like it but might aswell get to know it first, right?

>>16549670
Why would anyone fap to purity? It isn't an erotic issue anon.
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>>16549670
It's better than a lot of stuff out there.
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>>16549687
You're not wrong, but still.
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>>16549120
> She has to find ways to sneak it in to human society to make sure people don't drop dead of hunger

>the DE in the food starts causing random monsterization outbreaks that get purged by paladins
>the incident ends up causing a new crusade to stop the "poisoned food threat"
>the lich looks at the death and chaos caused in the Order lands by the food-induced tranformations, and all the dead monsters, incubi and paladins that died in the fighting
>"I just wanted to help"
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>>16549698
Maybe the world would be much better if the Order and the Monsters lived in peace with a truce agreement.
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>>16549303
>I do want to know where the story ends.
It starts with N, ends with E, and rhymes with the largest extant deer species in North America.
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I want to go on a run with an athletic sporty wolfu and after be forced to lick ever bead of sweat off of her.
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>>16549722
Alright then. Keep wanting.
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>>16549741
If I want hard enough maybe it will come true?
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>>16549752
Perhaps (no).
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>>16549758
Well that sucks.
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>you will never lick apophis abs
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>>16549858
This image just screams so much YES. I need a delinquent muscle Apophis with legs.
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>>16549398
Monstergirls are generally the breadwinners, men are either househusbands or doing a menial job (Secretary).
Men will become the fairer sex, I.E. the ones who get romanced and the such.
In the past, the rape of men was much more common, now the whole sentiment of men is the fifties in terms of men's rights.
Then there's the fact that wars aren't at all common due to the 1:3 human boy: monster girl birth ratio, meaning that if one sex gets fucked up for too long, it can result in a nation turning into a ghost town.
Trophy husbands are insanely common.
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>>16549858
>>16549863
>Apophis with legs
But why even
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>>16549868
>househusbands or doing a menial job (Secretary).

Finally I can live out my dream of becoming a househusband.
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>>16549879
They can polymorph a little, being one of the stronger monsters out there they're probably pretty good at it.
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>>16549858
>legs
wait wha
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>>16549879
I know it's heresy. But it looks good in a weird way.
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>>16549868
>(Secretary)

Sounds like a good job.
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>>16549882
I mean this is all my head canon for my reversed gender rolls setting.

Generally, men won't look outside of their monstergirl type for a wife. Usually meaning that if a male who's mother was a dragon then his waifu priority is usually this.

Dragons
Other dragon types (Jabberwock, Wurm)
Reptiles
Regional monstergirls (If he lives in a desert region, then it'll be Anubis and Sphinx.)
All other monstergirls.

Although succubutts men tend to be neutral and will generally shack up with anything.

Brothel workers are also respected jobs, since he generally helps feed and monstergirls for a fee.
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>>16549882
>househusband
I guess I'm too much of a wageslave to get that one.
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>>16549934
Crap, I meant to add help impregnate monstergirls.
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>>16549722
I wonder what happens if you don't lick the sweaty abs of a strong wolfu. Does she break?
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>>16549934
Sounds like some good headcanon.

Perfect for some "forbidden love" story
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>>16549954
She's forces you for a reason anon. If you absolutely refuse to lick then she'll just force you to inhale her muffy sweaty workout scent until you're addicted.
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>>16548526
Dark elf+vampire

twice has naughty and another sensitive spot to provoke her into raping me
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>>16549398
Men are given a good deal of freedom on how they want to live, but it is limited as monstergirls are the better choice for some jobs and they are pushed out of dangerous work like mining. Monstergirls don't usually care about wearing the pants in the relationship a long as hubby is happy. relationship. But some, like Dragons and Amazons will want to be the dominant one. The role reversal is strong outside of relationships. Lots of Monster created media sexualizes men and monstergirls are the ones that tend to go out looking for sex or a relationship. The job market is pretty diverse as the variety and abilities of monstergirls opens up a lot of potential.
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>>16549989
Not gonna lie, if she forced me like that I would probably start masturbating while my nose is on the little patch of fur abover her pussy. She would probaly at that point user her feet to give me a pawjob and once I cum it's straight to the licking.

Wolfus are the only monsters that triggers my slutself.
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>>16548526
Vampire + Amazon
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>>16550025
>monstergirls are the better choice for some jobs
>nymphomaniacs that mostly think about sex are better for some jobs
And that is one of the reasons why MGC is, and will always be, stupid trash for idiots.
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>>16548526
Amazon and orc.
The tough, protective skills of the amazon combined with the genetic predisposition for orcs to get pudgy
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>>16550027
Sssssssslut.
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>>16547383
>>16547458
>Go to a Satyros sorority drinking party
>Get shit-faced with one of the saucy goats taking you outside
>Drunken fumblings and sticky thighs lead to carnal, bestial sex against a tree, with her plump breasts swaying like pendulums while you plow into her from behind
>Dirty fuckin' dangles, boys
>Get roused the next morning by shouting and cold water hitting your head
>You're spooning the Satyros on the grassy floor of the campus park, completely nude and in public
>One of the Campus Morals Officers is yelling at you for 'Not keeping it in the bedroom'
>TFW the Satyros just lets out a 'pu-pu-pu' type of laugh and wraps around your neck, telling her she shouldn't be so jealous she can't get a man as autistic as she is
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>>16550045
Whats your problem? Don't like role reversal or something?
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So from what i have learned from anons,anytime a dark elf says "No" or "Stop" it means "yes" and "keep going"

right? any other things i should know to conquer a dark elf?
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>>16550045
As in being stronger, or having magic, or better social skills, or having an easier time moving around high places or underwater.
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>>16550055
Where can I find the tentacle sorority?
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>>16550060

Keep giving them sweets.
A large amount of their pride comes from their fit bodies.

Without that they are merely haughty.
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>>16550036
Oh geez.
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>>16550060
Don't rape elves. Sit down and have a cup of tea with her while you discuss nature.

Be a real man.
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>>16550056
Among onther things, yes.
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>>16550087
Then you're free to hide the post or ignore it. The whole setting of MGE is role reversal. So if you don't like that then maybe this thread isn't for you.
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>>16550070
But anon all that fat goes into her hips and rear!

>>16550077
thats the secret message to start raping them?
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>>16550045
You just sound mad for not being in charge.
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>>16550064
But anon, they only care about the D, not the money.
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>>16550068
I like to headcanon they all live in a big red house with a Dryad who's tree the house was built around watching over them so they find happiness and husbandos.
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>>16550095
This the monster girl thread, not the MGE thread, nor the femdom, thread. Nice try though.

>>16550098
>you sound mad
Here's your (You)
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>>16550096
Just keep giving it to them, it'll work its way elsewhere eventually.

Besides, you can now poke fun at her fat ass and thick thighs.
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>>16550099
In a modern society they would have to get a job to get the D unless they wanted to go off the grid.
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>>16548526
>Hellhound + Hinezumi
The same kind of build as a Hinezumi, jet black skin and ears + paws like a Hellhound while having the flames of both.

In terms of personality she would be smug and confident in her abilities but be suborn and weakly struggle if raped when she loses a fight. Losing wouldn't deter her however as she' a great fighter and would demand a round two after it's over with renewed fighting spirit, taking full control of sex when she wins.

Really I just want someone to struggle fuck with, both giving and receiving.
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>>16550108
But why? Getting some D is the easiest thing in the world.
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>>16550096
No it isn't. That's the secret message of friendship with Elves.
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>>16550105
>stupid trash for idiots
But you're not mad, sure. Something it's shit because you don't like it.
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>>16550105
>This the monster girl thread, not the MGE thread
Where's all the discussion about other settings then? It's the MGE thread in all but name.
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>>16550111
Who would want a homeless girl with no future and nothing to her name and no skills whatsoever? Not to mention they still have to eat ad buy clothes and such.
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>>16550117
There is, it just gets drowned out by triggered faggots.
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>>16549985
It's quite possible for a man to ignore tradition and start going after other monstergirls, it just doesn't happen often. This is mainly done so you don't get mix and match monstergirls and to keep some monstergirls genes alives so they don't get outbreeded by slimes and P'orcs.
Anons from Earth do show up from time to time and generally have magic immunity (Because no magic.)
Then the two major religions are the order (now made up of angelic type monstergirls) and the Sabbath. These two do not like each other.
Human women are possible, but insanly rare due to it being a genetic glitch and monsterization never taking hold.
Men also inherit passive magic abilities from their mothers (Fire resistance from fire type monstergirls, being able to breathe underwater, etc.) Enchidna men take this a step furthur and will impregnate their waifu with different monstergirls from the same family. (Take for instance, werewolf waifu will wind up giving birth to a hellhound, anubis, kobold, etc.)
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>>16550105
>This the monster girl thread, not the MGE

Oh? So you do have some sense of your surroundings? Maybe if you had a few more brain cells you'd understand that people aren't going to listen to you. And that people are still going to talk about MGE and MGC. If you want to whine an bitch go do it somewhere else.

Since you made your original comment in the hopes somebody would finally give you attention. Here's my last (you).
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>>16550117
Even if it was, they are still traditional roles in MGE. Checkmate, I guess.

>>16550127
>No arrgument: The post
And a (You) for you, good sir.
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>>16550117
Such as? Go on I'm waiting.
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>>16550137
Fuck, meant for >>16550123
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>>16550102
That sounds nice.
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>>16548526
Minotaur+Demon

We all know where this is going. The kids don't know but we know; It's all implied but we know.
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>>16550146
Meaty mice?
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Don't reply to his bait.
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>>16550152
But should I reply to yours?

Oh, guess it's too late now.
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I wish there was a black furred Unicorn with Tan skin.

That ruled over her enchanted forest like a Warlord.
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>>16550106
I will tease her about her child bearing hips and squeeze her butt!

>>16550113
by friendship you mean mating press for the purpose of procreation?
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>>16550146
Horns!

>>16550124
What happens if a anon born to a Dragon family brings home an Anubi? Would it make for some funny drama?
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>>16550141
Are you serious? You mean besides Crabmans stuff and MQG? How about all them mangoos with MGs? The vidya games?

But sure, you've only seen MGE in here...
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>>16550160
Stop lewding elves!
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>>16550160
Its progress but now you have to keep going otherwise she'll start just sitting on your face and locking your head in her thighs.

>>16550157
Would she get mad whenever she's mixed up with a bicorn?
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>>16550170
They are for lewding!

>>16550172
i will hold her close at nights and whisper how she could make a great mother with that breeding figure of hers,then i will kiss her on her navel,neck and lips!
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>>16550192
She's not going to be any less haughty if you do that!

If anything, she'll just get more arrogant!
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>>16550168
>Crabmans stuff
>How about all them mangoos with MGs?
/a/ related, it's not /jp/ material. That's not even a matter of being triggered, anime and manga go on /a/. Barely anyone talks about them here except miiafag anyway.
>The vidya games?
Usually get mentioned for one or two posts then quickly ignored, /vg/ material anyway. Visual novels would be fine but there's just not enough good monster ones translated.
>MQG?
Amusing that's MGQ, literal garbage and never talked about anyway.
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>>16550170
I think elves are a proud race.
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>>16550197
>can't have manga, games or anime
That does narrow things down
>MGQ, literal garbage
I actually agree with you.
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>>16550165
Mind you Anubi are respectable girls, it'd be worse if he brings home a hellhound or even forbid a Chesire cat
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>>16550172
She'd look too much like a Warlord to get mixed up with those sluts.

Non-Red eyes would be a dead giveaway too.
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>>16550200
And you're a real man of great intelligence.

>>16550192
I said stop lewding them dammit! I will call the police!
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>>16550212
Is she derriere sized with huge tits and rock hard abs?
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>>16550196
thats when you start squeezing her butt and whispering naughty things into her ear on how many lewd things you are gonna do to her body and how many babies you will put inside her womb!
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>>16550218
No she's just a Unicorn who happens to be dark.
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If you live an /out/ lifestyle with a migratory girl or something, and hunt for your food along the journey, how do you preserve it for as long as possible? Just cut it into chunks and dump it all into a jar full of salt?
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>>16550224
I know how this will go.
She'll start daring you to do such a thing, claiming you aren't able to do it, but then you'll say you can.

Words will be exchanged, potions will be bought, and then you'll end up with a dark elf carrying quintuplets.
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>>16550227
Well, thats kinda boring.
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>>16550206
I wonder what happens if you bring home a delinquent Hellhound. That's got to be funny.

>Tonight is the night you introduce your Hellhound girlfriend to your proud Dragon mother
>took a lot of convincing to let you go out and find your own girl
>your mother is sitting down on the couch with your father, waiting for you to bring in your girlfriend
"Mom. Dad. I want you to meet my girlfriend"
>she walks in
>she's wearing an old tank top and some revealing jean shorts with short scruffy hair
>she walks in and sits on the couch with her paws up on the gold crusted coffee table
"Sup?"
>she grabs your hips and makes you sit on her lap

What would the proud Dragon mother do?
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>>16550232
>Just cut it into chunks and dump it all into a jar full of salt

That's probably a good idea. And a White Horn would fit that lifestyle quite well.
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>>16550252
Or any bird of prey
>Watch waifu flight high into the mountains, pluck a ram off the mountainside and drop it some thousand feet before you.
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>>16548526
Yeti and Kobold. Or Yeti and Yeti. Or Yeti and a Lich. Any of the three are good.
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>>16550239
Precisely! but dont forget the small bed wrestling match for dominance before the snuggling

and anytime she whimpers or moans i will shoot another load inside her fertile womb
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>>16550095
>The whole setting of MGE is role reversal
This is objectively wrong, though. That's just one guy's headcanon MGC setting, which is even more headcanon than usual because monsters can have sons in it.
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>>16550197
I feel bad for the /jp/ers who didn't play through MGQ, hang out with Roguetranslator, or see the decent amount of artlads like Wizard, Grandmastahg, and that unknown one who liked jewish Promestein.

Missed out on a lot of good thread shenanigans and vidya.

Some might even say fun.



Also porn I guess, that was pretty good too sometimes.
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>>16550246
Shit will go down espically you consider that hellhounds at best will only see equals and at worst see the dragon as an inferior, while the dragon is too proud to be submissive. Most likely, anon winds up locked up again and gets put in an arranged marriage with another dragon.
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>>16550260
Have you actually even read the Encyclopaedia? Because we aren't talking about some headcanon. I'm saying that MGE is pretty role reversal.
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>>16550259
Yep.
Thats how you get a super pregnant dark elf.
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>>16550272
>arranged marriage with another Dragon

If that was me, I wouldn't be complaining. But this headcanon just screams forbidden love. I'm imagining the Hellhound breaking her little play toy out of confinement.

Hell maybe the Dragon mother can turn that delinquent around. Turn her into a nice girl for her son.
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>>16550291
Or at least try and drive anon towards another monstergirl that doesn't scream 'your grandchildren is going to be slinging dope at the age of ten'.
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>>16550291
I wonder how dragons arrange marrages.

Do they use distant cousins or families they've allied with/owed favors to in the past?
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>>16550289
Naw i wouldnt really abuse her womb that much,i would still ask if shes feeling OK after each shot and comfort her

i would really hate if i did any damage to her,we might go wild one night but that doesnt mean i dont care for her safety

now,if she really wants a womb pushed to the limit i will gladly give it to her,no matter how much she squeaks and protests during the filling
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>>16550256
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>>16550301
Anon, she'd see your constant asking of questions as doubting her prowess.

She'd push her limits.
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>>16550299
Probably. I imagine the training process is unnecessarily challenging to become her son's wife. The Dragon must fight the mother and stand up to her long enough, etc.
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>>16550314
But what about those dragons who got deathly ill as a child and suffer weakened constitutions because of it?
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>>16550319
Maybe the son can convince his Mother that he wants to wife the poor dragon and take care of her.
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>>16550281
How is the whole MGE setting role reversal?
The human civilization isn't role reversed.
Most monster societies don't HAVE roles because everyone just fucks.
Many monster types don't rape and some are submissive.
Some dominant monsters that rape might turn subs anyway
>mere female lizard
The actual role reversal monsters like Amazons are a minority even among monsters.

Saying the that "the whole MGE setting is role reversal" is just blatantly false.
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>>16550314
I've always liked that. Sometimes, depending on which setting I'm using I like to imagine me having to fight my waifu's dad.
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>>16550309
oh? in that case that elf is not getting up until her mind is blank from pleasure and her womb looking heavily pregnant from the filling,she asked for it!
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>>16550157
>>16550227
>Tanned Unicorn with black fur
>Implying that isn't stealing Bicorn's schtick
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>>16550327
I'd imagine that the dragons were more done in a traditional marriage so that she's takes the other families name, along with arriving with a sizable dowerey.

I actually imagine that dragon families tend to do a lot of matrilinial marriage.
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>>16550336
Be sure to plug her up when you're done so her body can absorb it all/get pregnant from it all.
Elf's gonna be a brood mother for her first children.
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>>16550331
Not even him but the whole Monster Girl gimmick is that they're assertive and rape you. They initiate first contact. The fact that female-on-male rape is even a thing is a huge role reversal.
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>>16550331
>>mere female lizard

Not him but just thought I'd say that I hate KC when he says "oh this girl is proud strong and dominant, oh wait u dicked her? Nah she's subs now k lol"
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>>16550333
I've heard this before and it's a cute idea. Although like it's been said before. The dragons will probably end up interfering to protect "mah precious treasure"
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>>16550331
You get out of here with your facts.
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>>16550257
>yeti lich
>deadpan hugs
>yeti warmness and undead coolness cancel so she has average human body temperature
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>>16550342
of course i will keep her plugged with a raging mushroom

there will be plenty of belly rubs and kissing after the intense daugheru making night
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>>16550339
I wonder if this would ever lead to large Dragon clans with the same last name.

Oh I like this idea. It has some potential.
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>>16550346
I think it's more like the Dragon no longer cares about being the strongest of all monster girls. She could still be dominant in bed.
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>>16550348
That's why you need to do it in secret. Somehow find a way to distract dragon mama and daughter and go fight somewhere far.
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>>16550331
Pretty much what this guy >>16550343 said.
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>>16550348
Anyways, it's something more likely to belong to militaristic monstergirls, like Dullahans, salamanders and lizardmen.
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>>16550360
Yeah but for a lot of people. They prefer her being the proud haughty dragon. It just suits them.
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>>16550357
That'll be good.
Just be sure to help her out when she's carrying octuplets later on.


>>16550359
It probably would.
The more prosperous/successful clans would have many members with similar last names and the smaller ones would only have a few members.

They also wouldn't have to worry about too much inbreeding due to their husbands coming from adopted sources...although they'd still keep extensive linage records as a point of pride.

They'd probably try to keep marriages internal until they need an alliance or want something from another family.

That's when the 'less than desirable' daughters marry into another clan via an unmarried son and a gift.
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>>16550364
>implying dragons can't sense when they're precious treasure gets even a scratch

You could be fighting in a secluded cave but as soon as you hit each other be prepared for 2 dragons hurdling at tremendous force into the mountain. I hope you like protective cuddles and two dragons arguing over "your treasure hurt mine!"
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>>16550333
>Red Dragon waifu's father
>Legendary knight known as the Dragon of the West
>Some say his blood is muddled with that of his wife's, giving him amazing strength and durability
>When really it was all those years of wrestle-sex trying to conceive a child
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>>16550346
Girls can't beat the cock.
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>>16550381
I wonder if each clan would have traditions and a culture.
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>>16550383
Fine, we'll settle it with a game or something. Jeez

>>16550384
>Waifu has three sister
Thank god her mother is a sub so no wrestle sex was involved.
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>>16550391
Probably.

It would most likely relate to scale coloration as well.

They'd get along well with their own coloration more easily than if they'd had to marry an opposite color (IE: Metallics and Chromatics.
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>>16550381
i will carry her bridal style everywhere and pamper all her needs! shes me precious dark elf wife filled with daugherus after all

i just hope she doesnt ask for "second rounds" once shes filled up...
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>>16550397
She may ask for those rounds, although she may be more worried about the lack of activity and her waistline.
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>>16550396
How do you think a dragon would react with a jabberwock marrying into the family? Considering wonderlands thing for goofyiness?
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>>16550416
They'd be disgusted that such a creature even calls herself a "Dragon". Definitely rejected.
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>>16550416
Honestly?
It'd probably seen as scandalous to say the least.

They'd have to be desperate for something to get such a marriage.


And even then they may become a branch family.
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>>16550424
>>16550429
But Jabberwocks are still haughty and act like very nice oneesans, treating their husband perfectly. Even if they are perverts. I mean all Monster Girls are perverts, but still.
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>>16550338
Except Bi-Corn's aren't Unicorns.

Besides black unicorns are legit.
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Reminder to molest your local Lich.
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>>16550432
>act like very nice Onee-sans

I can't argue there. They make perfect onee sans. I'd settle for one anyday.

>haughty

They're barely haughty. More just like "mildly stubborn" since they break as soon as they see dick.
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>>16550432
They're dragons but they're an entirely different species.

It's one thing to lack the scale color, its another thing to be an entirely different breed.

It would be like getting a wurm, wyvern, or Ryu in the family.
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>>16550436
Why?
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>>16550442
Because they look funny squirming and protesting as you molest them.
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>>16550291
Now I just see this has the princess bride, except the MC is a hellhound.
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>>16550450
Even better when you start playing with the thing that holds her soul.
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>>16550450
They would just sigh and tell you to control yourself.
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>>16550459
Then I'll just maximum over molest her!
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>>16550468
She'll just ignore it and when you give up, she'll molest you back when you're busy.
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I've run out of ideas to write that don't involve eldritch horrors and Antarctica.
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>>16550476

Your favorite mg is now a slav. Now you have some material to work with.
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>>16550476
Dragon Zombies and Antartica
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>>16550476
What about normal cheerfuls at the north pole?
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>>16550476
Dragons and the Artic
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>>16550473
I wouldn't let such a weak little girl touch me. I'm supposed to be molesting HER!
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>>16550441
Can you imagine how much shit a Chesire cat would cause in a dragon family?
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>>16550494
anon, she would become the subject of plots to 'clam her down' so quickly that it wouldn't be funny.

Pranks are one thing but now she's in politics.
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>>16550489
That's how she feels. She just wants to work on her studies and some punk is distracting her. So now she's going to molest you.
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>>16545776
Now if only she got +atk on Heroes and wasn't guaranteed -atk.
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>>16550506
If she tries to molest me I'll just hold her down and kiss her tummy! Ha! I've won.
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>>16550502
>Chesire starts a pranking war in the family. It all started when she decided to set up a bucket of fishguts to land on the matriarchs head, causing her to be mauled and molested by fifteen different seagull harpies.
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>>16550401
sex is a rough exercise!

we could always go /fit/ once the daugherus are born
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>>16550476
Yandere Automatons.
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>>16550533
You see, that's how members of the family try and tell anon to calm her down before they do it for him, along with the matriarch almost casting them out of the clan
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>>16550533
>doing that to the Matriach

What's her punishment?
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>>16550544
She would probably have to clean all the hoards or else they would cut her tail.
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>>16550353
kuu hugs
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>>16550525
Paralysis Touch then more molestation.
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>>16550549
>trusting a chesire with their hoard

This can't end well>>
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>>16546337
Not me. I just woke up.
I'm more preoccupied doing reworking some aspects in between heavy physical labor acts, as well as thinking about Liches and an Ushi Oni/Wurm who goes on expeditions deep into the earth carrying a canary in a cage that often dies from her shaking it around too much in amusement before realizing her pet is dead and getting sad.

>>16546354
A cute little sister to do her best to make potions and biological constructs to help you out in every way she poossibly can?
I'll take 3. Maybe an older sister too.
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>>16550558
If something does happen with the hoard then she'll never be able see Anon again and will have to go around without a tail.
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>>16550572
The bully will get bullied for having no tail! This is funny.
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>>16550572
At least she didn't get turned into a cheshire-dullahan.
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>>16548983
I feel a bit distorted.
I can't love anything more than Wolfus-not even Dragons-but Mersharks are actually a candidate for my favorite after doodling one.
The eyes, the teeth, the somewhat gradient hair, etc all appeal to me like deep fried bacon does to an overweight Hellpup.
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>>16550577
>>16550583
She probably won't be able to use her powers that well without a tail either. Not only she lost her boyfriend, but she also lost her pranks.

I bet they would record it and name it "Cheshire prank gone wrong" just to make her even more depressed.
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>>16550605
But she'll become a true meme, her true dream.
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>>16550486
>>16550482
>Dragon Zombies
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>>16550605
I bet they'll all point and laugh at the Chesire while they film it. Would she cry? I bet her tears are delicious.
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>>16550620
Those are some big ass ears.
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>>16550624
She will probabaly scream "It's just a prank!" after they get the cleaver to cut her tail off. The dragons will remember her the time where she scared one of them to see if their tail popped off and will look extra smug when cutting hers.

Rest in peace little Cheshire.
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>>16550625
For you, maybe.
I've seen bigger.
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>>16550631
No man will ever love a tailless Chesire after that! Oh it's so perfect!
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>>16550558
The hoard will be fine, but she'll start up her pranks again and just get better at hiding the evidence, she can teleport and go invisible too.
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>>16550653
Then off goes the tail.
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>>16550631
I wonder what they do with the tail after?
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>>16550657
She could at least prank their enemies.

>>16550660
It gets mounted in the dining room.
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>>16550641
Well, she'd still be married to the anon, although the pair may be disowned
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>>16550662
>It gets mounted in the dining room.

Every time that Chesire visits with her husband she'll see it and be reminded.
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>>16550660
>>16550662
>>16550676
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>>16550692
It's the kind of fucked up thing I could actually see dragons doing. How do you think it would be raised in a lilim family?
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>>16550692
A cheshire that will never prank anymore.
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>>16550708
That sounds like a Cheshire that starts drinking and eating comfort food
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>>16550724
>pudgy depressed Chesire with no tail

Would bully/10
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>>16550727
Anon please, then she's just going to double it to the point that she's constantly buzzed
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>>16550730
Good. Because then I'll start loving her and making her life better.
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>>16550727
You know that if you bully her she'll fall even deeper into depression, right?
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>>16550738
She kinda deserves it for being a bully herself.
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>>16550736
Will you?
This cheshire was already married and I have no doubt that a few members in the family would be open to keeping her a drunk and flabby feline.

Means there's less a chance of her pulling something
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What do you think MGs look for in a guy in a reversed gender roles society? I think it's

Spirit energy: No point in dating a guy you can't stand the taste.
Personality: Some want a loving husband, some want is an glorified cumpump.
hug-ability factor: explains itself really.
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>>16550747
I bet all those strong /fit/ dragons are going to laugh at the phat cat.
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>>16550436
How easy it would be, for that cloak to completely slip off a Lich's body. There could be no other result but her apprentice becoming overcome with lust and interrupting the lesson to bend her over a table.
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>>16550759
I think almost all MGs would settle with what they got.

Atleast that's what I like to imagine.
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>>16550766
She wouldn't be able to fight back to his assault. She'd be oozing cum once he's done.
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>>16550768
There still be MGs that want you, but maybe you taste like chocolate and they want vanilla.
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>>16550760
Maybe.
That or they'll butter her up by taking her to feasts in rotation so they make her think she's welcome again while keeping her out of shape.

They'd probably snicker in secret though
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>>16550778
I bet they'd pull pranks on her. Like putting pigs in her room while she sleeps and shouting "fatty cat goes Oink Oink!"
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>>16550759
>personality
Well this is going to be a tough one.
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>>16550777
That's gotta hurt. After your first date with an MG you love, she turns around and say "yeah sorry. I just don't like your taste".
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>>16550790
That's going to drive her insane. Insane enough to pull the prank to end all pranks.

>>16550797
I don't think it'd be like that, most would try and put you down slowly. Others would use a restaurant.
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>>16550790
Nah, they'd do more subtle word play, although near constant intoxication would make it go over her head.


That or go out with her and the husbands so everyone sees a group of powerful, muscled dragons and a butterball of a feline
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>>16550759
Looks
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>>16550805
>prank to end all pranks

Tell me more.

>I don't think it'd be like that, most would try and put you down slowly. Others would use a restaurant.

I delude myself with monster girls to escape that stuff, anon.
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>>16550759
>hug-ability factor
Only Yetis would want that, and they would test your hugs in public without shame or decency
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>>16550819
I mean full on joker-esque stuff if they keep it up. You can only push someone so far before they decide to go columbine on your ass. And I guess fair enough, I mean I like to sprinkle my mg settings with a bit of realism. Can't have the good times without the badtimes.
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>>16550824
I mean that after a rough night of intercourse, they want to use you has a dakimaru for dreamland.
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>>16550828
But what if it's your dream MG? Well I guess there's plenty of fish in the sea. But still what if she has the perfect personality/appearance you want?
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>>16550836
I mean there would be products to change the flavour of your SE afterall. I'd imagine that if you can fulfill her 9/10 stuff, she'll go along with it, most MGs aren't picky.
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>>16550625
I'm just laughing because people think anything from me with Dragon Zombies somehow wouldn't result in kuudere Sindragosa.
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>>16550846
>kuudere Sindragosa.
tell me more.
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>>16550846
I don't understand why word of this post. Or why it was even replied to that.
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>>16550845
You know, I would probabaly change my semen to my waifu's favorite fruit flavor. I bet she would love it.
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>>16550859
Sounds like a good idea. I'd probably do that aswell.
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>you will never be a Hathorite Apophis' slaveboy
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>>16550878
What is it about the old hags that makes serving them so appealing? Do young boys really want to give up freedom for them so badly?
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>>16550866
Just need to be careful so that waifu doesn't get too addicted. Maybe I would even add my flavored cum to some desserts for her.
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>>16550881
Yes.
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>>16550881
No.
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>>16550878
Remove this image immediately.
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>>16550881
Yes, it's what all human boys desire.
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>>16550898
Found the queer.
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>>16550853
>Not knowing who Sindragosa is
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>>16550901
I fucking love old hags, especially the ara ara kind, but I don't want to give up my freedom and serve them.
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>>16550899
Why? This is a Pharaoh in her rightful place. Everything is as it should be.
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>>16550900
I want to become a slave servant/butler to a Pharoah mistress!
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>>16550905
Then you don't love them
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>>16550905
You don't have to give it up. What's your price? $5000? $10000?
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>>16550905
Anon you don't need to remind us a second time that your love other boys.

>>16550912
You know damn well that's a dirty lie. Now stop your blasphemy.
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>>16550914
I do though.
>>16550915
There is no price, I wont give up my freedom to any monster girl, that's not who I am.
>>16550921
>Wanting to be free is gay
K.
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>>16550926
Freedom is overrated.
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>>16550926
Jeez. Who gave the Alp internet access?

>>16550928
This. Freedom is for fags.
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>>16550928
As an American I find that racist.
>>16550933
Finland apparently.
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>>16550936
>racist
Well, you're american, I didn't expect you to use words correctly.
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>>16550926
>"M-Muh freedom!!"
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>>16550882
Fantastic idea. I most certainly would.
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>>16550939
And you're a foreigner so I didn't expect you to understand jokes.
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>>16550945
Such a cute little alp.
Gonna fill her with hamburgers and shoot guns with her.
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>>16550921
It's not a lie! It's the truth. Apophis is the only true leader and the old hag Pharaoh can't do anything right!
Please send help, the Apophis is forcing me to write this.
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>>16548983
Thanks for commissioning quality art to you, Moose and whoever else I might have missed here. As a non-reader of writefaggotry I appreciate that much.
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>>16550954
>spoiler
>implying you haven't passed the even horizon
>implying there's any hope for you now
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>>16550926
Most MGs would go after an American just to see if they can break him in. Like a wild stallion really.
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>>16550953
Good. Then maybe he can understand that he's being a queer.
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>>16550966
American harpy wouldn't be able to fly because she is too phat.
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>>16550970
>he
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>>16550966
Cute freedombird. I like her freedom thighs.
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>>16550966
>implying Monster Girls don't prefer European boys
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>>16550955
You sound like a cunt.
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>>16550966
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>>16550966
Remove freedom-hating monsters.
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>>16550966
I wonder if mamomana could be a replacement for oil, assemble the troops.
>>16550972
Tell that to the bumble bee girls.
>>16550977
>implying european monster girls don't prefer brown boys.
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>>16550966
They would need to break an american's own orbit first for that.
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>>16550982
Increase the number of freedom hating monsters.

That means there's more boy sluts for old hags to enslave.
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>>16550985
Dohohoho
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>>16550983
>implying European boys don't prefer brown girls

There's a reason my waifu is from the Desert.
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>>16550988
Wouldn't that mean there's less? Since more monster girls are going after the boysluts now?
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>>16550985
Ayy
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>>16550993
Anubis guy?
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>>16550972
I'd be fine with that.
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>>16550988
And here I thought traitorposting was out of style.
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https://youtu.be/gzeOWnnSNjg

Adventures in the desert with a Monstergirl merchant caravan!
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>>16551003
There are many anubis guys.
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Bringing the real world into monstergirls is bad.
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>>16551003
You know it, anon.
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>>16551005
My nigga.
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>>16551011
Because she's such a great girl. Who would waifu her?

>>16551012
Agreed. Monster girls are too pure for this world.
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>>16551017
A man of fine taste.
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>>16551012
Agreed.
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>>16550996
Yes? I think? Wait.
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>>16551030
The Ara Ara's didn't think this through too much, did they? Old hags!
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>>16551038
>"AH FUCK YOU SAID THIS WOULD HELP US GET BOYTOYS!"
>"CHANGE IT BACK! CHANGE THE SPELL BACK! WE'LL HAVE NO CHANCE NOW!"
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>>16551038
Let's just say there's a lot of old hags and a lot of boy sluts.
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>>16551044
>implying there aren't already tons of boys who are sluts for old hag mistresses
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>>16551051
Only hags I want are pudgy and cuddly.
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>>16551063
And only hags I want are the kind who order me to put on the butler uniform. Got to the cellar and pick up some whine then come back, pour her a glass and give her a foot massage.

That's a real woman right there. Only real men can handle it.
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>>16551075
That does sound pretty good.
Then again, a muscle hag could also be nice.
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>>16549858
Artist? Looks familiar
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>>16551088
>muscle hag

Sounds weird. But I'm open.
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>>16551101
Yep.
She'd have fine abs, a fine ass, and wear a finer dress.

And she's just as strong as any of those young girls you'd see on the street.
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>>16551109
Kinda funny to imagine a muscle girl wearing a fancy dress and smoking a pipe.
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>>16549858
The headress looks oversized without the tail to balance it out
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>>16551113
now this is what I like.
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>>16551113
That it would.
She'd ara ara, ask why you're there, and pout if you suggest that her muscles aren't cute.
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BIG, NECTAR LACTATING TENTACLES
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>>16551124
Not sure if I would suck.
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>>16551124
I'm interested but unsure.
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>>16551124
Is going to the tentacle forest just something one decides to do just casually on a lazy Sunday or is it a big planned out event for couples?
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>>16551091
http://abysmal0.tumblr.com/
The art's a mixed bag depending on what content you're into but some of it is nice.
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>>16551124
I'm a slut for tentacles so YES.
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>>16551138
It's something you'd do for your anniversary, not a lazy Sunday.

>>16551127
>>16551132
>These blokes unsure if they want to forget where they end and the tentacles begin
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>>16551138
I think it's fun in a lewd perverted sorta way to imagine a neighborhood community plans and hosts a big BBQ in the park next to the tentacle forest bi-annually. There's food, games, and races to see how far couples can get in before getting caught up. All are welcome, bring a dish to pass
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>>16551151
I'm NOT going to deep throat a tentacle.
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>>16551124
Only as long as it tastes good and her titties are massive.
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>>16551151
You know what? I'm good, bye tentacles.
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>>16551154
Are you gay or something anon? Who wouldn't?
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>>16551142
Huh, I actually thought that was loen
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>>16551175
First indication should have been the lack of XBOX HEUG hips and legs.
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>>16551154
>Not deepthroating Tentacle girl nipples
Are you having a laugh, mate?
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>>16551124
I'll ask the tough questions.

Are the Tentacles going to stick it in my butt?
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>>16551186
Do you want them to? She's happy to do what you say. She's there to please you anon.
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>>16551192
I'm more worried about the liberties a frenzied tentacle might take on her own.

Hell, a whole bunch of Tentacles in a Tentacle Forest might get riled up fighting for a piece of the action, and just go crazy.
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>>16551124
I'm in there like swimwear, gimme gimme
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>>16551195
Well I hope you're prepared. You may even like it.
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>>16551195
>>16551201
Long as she promises to build up to it/wait till I'm out of my mind I'm down. Mamono will make it good.
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>>16551186
Well, I mean if you're into prostate stimulation and want to shoot like a chinese firecracker, sure.
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Does a Dragon's big, meaty tail have a sensitive tip?
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>>16551275
Of course. But don't abuse it anon! I know what you're thinking!
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>>16551286
I'm gonna deepthroat my dragon waifu's tail!
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>>16551291
Anon you devil! But I approve. Very lewd.
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>>16551286
What, that I want to sneak behind her while she's intimidating her gathered minions and fondle it, tweak it, lick it, nibble on it and finally give it a love bite while squeezing and jerking the bit just before the tip?
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>>16551291
This man gets it. Break the haughty dragon and get her horribly aroused just from teasing her tail.
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>>16551294
>spoiler

Reported for illegal content
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>>16551275
Yes, even though some dragons try to toughen it up. If she does that, just use your tongue and she'll be done.
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>>16551291
I'd rather stroke it constantly.
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>>16551297
>breaking the pride and haughtiness

No
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>>16551308
Must be funny to make a dragon your bitch in front of people that love their proud and haughtiness.
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>>16551294
That's pretty good.

I would sit the Dragon on her butt, and leaned back on her palms, so I could stroke the underside of her tail while she watches.
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>>16551320
Please stop. You should respect dragons especially around her worshippers.

I'm starting to think you don't deserve a dragon.
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>>16551320
I wanna make my Dragon beg and call me daddy in public!
Then smirk as she realizes later and murders all the witnesses!
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>>16551325
What is a Dragon, if not a conquest to be sLayed?
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>>16551325
I was talking about a daydream that I had earlier where me and my wife found a dragon worshipping village and I slapped her ass in front of them.

It would be pretty nice to do that indeed.
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>>16551325
Indeed.
I want to serve on my dragon's hand and feet.

She won't even need to work!
She'll just be spoiled with sweets, drink, and massages so she can just sit back and relax!
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>>16551323
Nice. Her weakening desperate expressions would be lovely to watch.
>>16551331
Hear, hear. Dragons don't care about feeble worshippers! They secretly want to be dominated!
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>>16551320
>Dragon giving speech before the worshipping/terrified masses
>Sneak up behind her & start playing with her tail
>You see her shiver when you first touch it
>She's squirming, trying to continue hr imposing speech as you play with her tail
>Start getting rougher, stroking it
>Her face is flushed and she's breathing harder
>Finally put the tip in your mouth
>She audibly moans
>Everything goes quiet
>The masses are looking at her in confusion
>Her fice is bright red
>She's covering her mouth out of embarrassment/shock
>'T-That will be all!'
>She turns, dragging you away by your scruff of your shirt
She's probably going to rape me horribly, but it'd be worth it.
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>>16551331
Dragons are for worshipping. Not for "slaying".

>>16551334
Please, I'm asking you nicely to stop.
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>>16551345
As a submissive Dragon toy, you should be used to not getting your way.
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>>16551339
See. Dragons are supposed to be worshipped. You're doing the right thing anon.
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>>16551349
Wha?! I didn't know I held such a honor to her holiness!.
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>>16551343
>>16551294
Nice.
>>16551349
Kek.

Let's all agree that different Dragons want different things. I've taken a huge liking to the 'intimidating tyrant to everyone but husband, who she's a super sub for' that was mulled over earlier in the thread.
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What if I draw a dickbutt on a demon's contract?
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>>16551351
I'll worship her all day long. Doesn't mean I'm not going to tease her and see how flustered I can make her before she decides to put me through the bed pelvis-first.
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>>16551351
Indeed!
She'll just be able to laze about with me around, sitting on her throne and enjoying the best meats, drinks, and confections in the land!

She'll have an ever growing hoard to rest upon and the softest pillows upon which to rest!

>>16551356
Angry pouting
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>>16551357
You had to ruin it anon.
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I bet Dragons would love telling their husbands all about the individual items in their hoards. What they are, how they got them, how much they're worth etc. I would love to see a Dragons eyes light up as I ask her about the jeweled chalice that she likes to drink her wine out of.
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>>16551359
That's the spirit anon!

>>16551355
You're free to have your fantasies in your head anon.
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>>16551356
She laughs, but you can see the faintest of hints of HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION in the back of her eyes
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>>16551362
I'd sit there and listen to everything she had to talk about. It's such a honor she would let me listen.
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>>16551364
Yep.
Everyone will worship her and she'll want for nothing.

I'll even 'fill her up' should she ask it.

Time for the dragon to sit back and enjoy a life of hedonistic worship.


I'll take care of all the rest.
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>>16551364
Did you not see the greentext earlier about the sub muscle dragon? There's clearly many fans. You're free to have your groveling simulator fantasies as well!
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>>16551362
That'd actually be pretty fucking cool, especially if she gets really into it an dramatic acting out the adventures/fights and telling the great legends of the items.
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>>16551378
It was probably all one guy. It's common knowledge that Dragons aren't some mere lizards as you paint them out to me and I find it personally insulting you'd suggest that.

>>16551374
You ruined it.
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>>16551343
The revenge sex would be glorious.

>>16551345
Dragons might be goddess for you, but for me, that one is my woman and I do very nasty things to her.
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>>16551394
Ruined?
Oh no, this is exactly what I said I would do.

She's going to be spoiled, worshiped, and pampered while I take care of the rest.

She's chosen her fate.

Isn't that what she wanted all along?
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>>16551394
Not him, but I agree with him. It's probably one of the most common fetishes in the world to see a woman submit. It's naive to assume there wont be a little bit of that for every monstergirl.
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>>16551362
>Ask about various treasures in her hoard
>Her eyes light up remembering how she got it
>She regales you with tales of the legendary item and the incredible way she got it
This sounds cute as hell. I would love to just sit there and listen to her Dragon Tales.
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>>16551397
It's ok to have those fantasies in your head anon. Just aslong as they stay there. Ok? Ok.
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>>16551392
That would be cool to see.
>>16551394
Someone's particularly grumpy today. Did her boots not taste too good this morning?
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>>16551401
It's always been a huge turn off for me. And I don't know why.
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>>16551405
No.
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>>16551407
I'm not being grump. You're just the one saying foul things about dragons.
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>>16551405
I like to bend my dragon wife over while she begs me to punish her for being a bad girl, and there's nothing you can do to stop me from reminding you!
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>>16551412
Turning a dragon into my bitch is kind of a turn off for me. I think public teasing is fine, but her being a sub is not.
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>>16551421
It reassures me knowing you'd never do anything like that.
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>>16551418
But she loves it, anon. Shes the one who always pushes for it!
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>>16551362
>Sit by a dragons hoard
>She talks ecstatically about every item in great detail
>You like hearing it so just sit there while she talks
>Every now and again you ask a question
>You look at the hoard again
>You see a small bronze cup
>You ask her about it
>She just stares for a moment and then her eyes light up
>You're going to be hear for a long time.
>>
Wait pardon my autism is this guy ACTUALLY getting upset by people domming dragons or is it just banter
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>>16551422
And I want a muscle sub dragon!
And a Strongfat dom dragon!
And an oppai loli ryu that just likes cute clothes and cooking!
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>>16551434
All three fantastic.
There's plenty of room for all kinds of dragons.
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>>16551431
Its just banter m8. Probably. Hopefully.
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>>16551435
Those three would be my dragon harem.

It would be fantastic.

Colors would be Blue, Black, and Gold in the order of appearance.
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>>16551362
>Hear wife talking about her stories and how she found her treasures
>Ask her which one she likes the best and what is it's story
>She blushes, points at me and says "You already know"

Would have another daughteru on the spot.
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>>16551431
It's hard to tell sometimes. But considering some people here I wouldn't put it past him to actually be offended. But I'll give him the benefit of doubt.
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>>16551431
Mostly just banter but it does russle my autism a bit seeing dragon dom
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>>16551434
>Oppai loli
Ew. The other two are okay though.
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>>16551430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_IlNbsILLE
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>>16551124

What does a tentacle's nectar taste like?
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>>16551447
Cute gold oppai ryu is for cuddling and lewding tenderly!

Also shoulder rides and boob hats.
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>>16551441
Superb. I'd love to hear each of them talk about anon and their opinions and see them play off of each others. Good choices.
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>>16551459
It would be fantastic.

The blue would be a kuudere that tends to do 'matter of fact statements' about what she likes about anon.

The black would be a himedere that talks haughtily about his 'skills as a servant' and also accidentally letting slip some other 'little things' he does that makes her swoon, even mentioning how he appreciates her figure, even if it isn't as iron hard or slim as the others.

And gold would be a lovey-dovey, dere-dere that just loves him.
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>>16551434
>>16551441
>Blue makes your breakfast
>You make Black's breakfast
>And Gold makes her own breakfast
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Dragon queens are for pushing down into an ass up face down position and rough doggystyle sex in front of all their subjects.
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>>16551477
Stop stealing my exact fantasies!
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>>16551475
Yep.
Gold would also help blue and anon cook while slipping some of her own food on to blue's play so anon gets it.
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>>16551453
>A dragon has the holy grail
How did she get it? And how many times does she get raided by order Templar's?
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>>16551477
Doing that and slowly seeing her go from hating it to loving it would be great.
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>>16551477
Would she be big, muscled, and have an overly large rear?
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>>16551477
Don't forget the dog collar to pull on.
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I'm going to start my own Dragon Cult.
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>>16551473
>"It's perfectly natural for a dragon to enjoy wearing a collar and being given orders. As a matter of fact, there are many orders of dragon-knights in ancient lore that considered it a great honor. I have no issues indulging anon's desires to ride me, it's only natural."

>"Well, he's a tiny little runt but he's capable of, heh, 'doing his job'. Such a loyal subject should be honored to serve one of my stature! I mean, it takes alot for someone to be able to satisfy one of my stature too... not everyday you find a subject who takes the time to appreciate all of it..."

>"Anon's the best! The best! He loves each of us more than the biggest treasure in the world, and he's my biggest bestest treasure! I'm gonna go find him and give him a hug right now!"
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>>16551489
>How did she get it?

Saint Peter accidentally left it there after last weeks toga party.
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>>16551521
Is it going to be a lewd,prude or normal dragon cult?
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>>16551501
Of courshe.
>>16551524
I saved the greentexts from earlier, its seriously got me jonesin. Couldn't stop thinking about it last night. Dragons are great.
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>Monsters with mofu often get into subconcious domination fight with other monsters with mofu.
>Whoever has the fluffiest mofu will win.
>Monsters with mofu will also start fluffing it up in case they see a guy they want.
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>>16551544
Mofu is serious business. Don't insult a girl's mofu if you don't wanna hurt her feelings.
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I want to kabedon a Cockactrice!
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>>16551544
Poor Ryus.
They have fluff unlike other dragons, but less than every other mofu monster
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>>16551544
>A guy wearing a fur jacket will also unintentionally start a mofu domination contest with a mofu monster.
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>>16551559
Hope you got a ride home, little lady.
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>>16551559
>gravitydefyingwhisky.jpg
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>>16551526
>Oppai loli hops off her seat and slithers off, a smile of pure innocence on her face.
>A few seconds pass and the big, blue dragon excuses herself to 'check something' following the ryu.
>Black dragon is the only one left, doing her best to look dignified but for the occasional glimpse out the door and her right and tapping the table enough that it looks like she may pierce it with her nail.
>Eventually stands up and states that she needs to make sure her servant isn't 'doing anything untoward.'
>Interview is cancelled due to anon getting hugged by the three, the oppai loli pressing her chest against his leg and nuzzling against him, the big, blue dragon pulling his back tight against her chest, and the strongfat black dragon pressing her chest up against his while commenting on an 'in depth massage' he'll be giving her later.
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>>16551544
I like to entertain the idea of baphomets headbutting each other for dominance.
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>>16551566
She's just chugging it that fast.
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>>16551559
>Damn these clueless adventurers, they drive me to drink.
>How do they not even know how to bring up their inventory?
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>>16551559
Never before has there been a Fairy so perfect for bullying than Airy and her sister. They deserve no mercy.
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>>16551569
Gods, that's the life right there.
Who's overall bigger, the muscle sub or the strongfat dom? And do they silently rival each other over it?
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Do Alice's in Wonderland differ from normie ones?

Could you handle a Yandere Alice?

Would you make sure to have extra "cake" on your person at all times in case she comes after you with her own "cake"d up body?
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>>16551570
>Stare each other down
>Charge and headbutt each other
>They both fall on their asses while rubbing their heads with an 'Uwaaah!'
>after a minute they get up and do it again

Dorks!
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>>16551591
Heightwise?
Blue muscle.

Black is heavier though, something she claims is due to 'denser muscle'.

Black does have a larger chest and rear though, mostly because the blue dragon's extremely fit.
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>>16551536
Normal with a dash of Prude.

We just want to worship her holiness and show our love for what she does for us through worship and offerings. You should try it sometime anon.
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>>16551601
Delightful, that's the right spread given their bodytypes.
Now, the final, most important question:
Do they have a group pose?
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>>16551559
She shouldn't have to drink. She has cute boys to talk to.
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>>16551610
I probably wouldn't resist flirting with her, so it's best for me to stay away from those types of cult.
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>>16551620
Why do you think she's drinking?
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>>16551616
Blue dragon on the left side, leaning to the left and pointing both arms right so that her right claw touches the left claw of the black dragon whose mirroring the pose (abliet with a pout).

Oppai loli gold wraps around both their wrists with her tail so that they are linked, her human half going straight up from where they meet with her arms outstretched into peace signs.


It was the kuudere's idea.
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>>16551631
Faeries get friend-zoned, a lot. Titania notwithstanding.
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>>16551627
That's ok anon. I've come to accept that some dragons are taken and some are single. A happy dragon is all we want here at the Dragon Cult.
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>>16551638
>It was the kuudere's idea
Of course! It's only natural!

Wonderful. I'm gonna keep em in my mind, truly patrician taste anon, even if I'm only a one-dragon guy.
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>>16551631
Because she's sad?
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>>16551648
Well, for a dragon to be trully happy she needs someone by her side, right?
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>>16551631
Trying to end the world is serious business.
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>>16551650
You're welcome.

The followup interview once they are pregnant would be fun.

The oppai loli would have a larger looking bump under her robes compared to the rest and be happily talking about the names she is giving the baby.

The kuudere would simply state that she's happy to be carrying masters daughter while stroking her more modest bump.

The himedere would quirk an eybrow and state that she IS pregnant, even if no one can see the bump considering her more...prodigious, figure.

She's the only one who already has a name picked out and her tail starts thrashing eagerly when she asks if the interviewer wants to hear it.
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Realistically, wouldn't Harems be very common is MGE?
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>>16551670
Depends on the species that are most common, and most inclined to form harems.
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>>16551596
Fearboner pls stop
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>>16551670
Not 'very' common but I'm sure common enough that every town in a Demon Realm has a handful of bigamists at least if not the Anon family with his four wives that always bring the most food to the potluck dinner.
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>>16551620
Stop replying to shoggy
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>>16551669
Daww.

How do they each react when anon comes in and gives them each a rub on their bumps?
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i want to make a dark elf addicted to being "filled" up!
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>>16551671
Of course!

She's a knight of the realm!
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>>16551669
Why is the Dragon harem getting so many interviews?
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>>16551699
Because its a harem of dragons of varying types and colors and such that all manage to make it work with one anon.

That's a pretty damn interesting subject for a story, and therefore an interview.
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>>16551674
So... no harems with dragons in them?

>>16551683
Well I mean, if pleasure and sex is the ultimate goal of MGE and human boys being in little count. You'd think harems would be common?

And this isn't a bad thing, is it? More waifus = better laifu.
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>>16551690

Kuudere puts her hand on his.
Oppai loli flat out hugs him
Himedere tries to remain composed but is blushing and her tail is hugging anon close.


>>16551699
Probably because having a harem of three dragons in a city would be extremely strange, not to mention that it would be one of THE concentrations of wealth in the place.

They'd be city royalty almost.
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I really want a dark mage to make me her familiar
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>>16551669
how do you manage to impregnate three dragons at the same time? thats like getting the lottery of three different brands on the same day
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>>16551709
Humans far outnumber monstergirls. There's plenty of men to go around.
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>>16551275
It might be closer to the base if this picture is any indication.
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>>16551709
Time to get all the waifus then.
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>>16551721
Mamano
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>>16551709
Oh no I have no problem with it and I see no reason why it wouldn't work with Dragons. But human boys being in little count is incorrect in the base setting, humans far outnumber monsters.
Still, I think harems are great and have no issue with them.
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>>16551721
Power of love.
Copious amounts of 'help' from potions mothman dust.
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>>16551709
>More waifus = better laifu
No. Not at all.
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>>16551727
Low fertility rates are inherent to monsters. In other words, mamano gets you the opposite effect desired.
Also, the rarer the MG, the harder it is to impregnate them. We're talking years of trying as an incubus for high-end ones.
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>>16551711
They're just precious.
Though I shudder to think how the foursomes work.
I can think of at least one 'position' though, and its damn hot.

>>16551721
If you have three super powerful dragons working together I imagine getting to the center of the tentacle forest where the child tree is would be pretty easy. Coulda been that.
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Be careful Anon, you'll never know what monster you have in bed until it's too late if you don't remain attentive.

Our enemies are closer than we think.
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The only Dragon I would date is small black Dragons, or small Undead Dragons, or a Slime Dragon.

But only if she had an empty hoard, so we could fill it ourselves.
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>>16551743
My human waifu will protect me!
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>>16551738
And yet, all three Dragons still ended up pregnant. That's the true power of Mamano.
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>>16551740
Well, there's a couple ways.
Way 1: Group paizuri as they are all busty enough to take up a side.
Way 2: One on dick, one on mouth, one getting fingered. One cannot ride face after getting dicked so they take a hand.
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>>16551754
But anon, they're not real.
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>>16551759
Then why bother arguing the specifics?
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>>16551729
>>16551722
Really? Boys outweigh girls? Well shit. But I want a harem.

>>16551726
That's the spirit anon!

>>16551736
But it makes sense doesn't it? Like just think about it.
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>>16551747
>Disgraced wandering dragon with no hoard finds her greatest treasure when she partners up with an adventurer/rogue anon

I'd read it.

>>16551757
That second one was what I had in mind. Gold wrapped around anon's leg as she rides his dick, black sitting facing forward on his face as he eats her out, and blue wrapping her huge arms around his chest, nibbling his ear as he's several fingers deep in her.
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>>16551722
>>16551767
Humans outnumber monsters BUT monster lands and human lands are almost entirely segregated.
So you have 95% or something like that of the humans living in zones with next to no MGs.
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>>16551773
Exactly.
The cuddling after would be the best.
Black on one side, blue on the other, gold resting on his chest.
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>>16551767
I was just joking. I would never do something as horrible as getting a harem even though I really like my top 5.
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>>16551774
So harems are a possibility?
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>>16551781
yes, but so is winning the lottery.
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>>16551781
Yes. Hell, there's several girls (Werewolf, Khepri come to mind) who have that by default.
Once you get to monster territory, there's a whole hell of a lot less men to go around, especially because married monsters aren't having human sons.
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>>16551781
>>16551789
That said, I just realized you're talking about dragons, and in that case you've got a severe rarity issue going on.
The odds of you getting even a second dragon are going to be slim to none, especially since they're one of the MGs you'll no doubt face human competition over.
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>>16551776
To be honest. Even I wouldn't have a harem. I love my top 5. But my waifu would always come first and I can't spread my love out. It would feel to unfair on them.

I guess I'm just getting waifu greedy. But it would be so nice to have all those girls loving me.
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What if i want to impregnate a single dragon as much as if she were 3?
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>>16551775
Now that would be something to wake up to.
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>>16551793
No no. I'm not talking about a complete harem of dragons. I'm talking about 1 Dragon in my harem.

>>16551788
Well shit. Guess it's just headcanon from here then.

>>16551789
It's kind of morally good in a way isn't it? You're providing SE and love to all those girls.
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>>16551788
Harems aren't as rare as winning the lottery.
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>>16551767
>But it makes sense doesn't it? Like just think about it.
You will never, ever, be able to get the same level of understanding and intimacy with a large group of girls that you could have with one or two at most.
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>>16551799
Then you're going to need to fuck her three times as much.
>Local anon accidentally creates a localized dark demon realm on his wife's lair

>>16551804
>1 Dragon
That's more reasonable, and definitely possible.
>It's kind of morally good in a way isn't it?
Well, I'm personally a monogamy guy, but fact is that in MG lands there's just not enough men to go around. So yeah, you'd be making some girls very happy.
Just be sure not to play favorites.
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>>16551796
Yeah, getting a harem feels just stupid to me. It's kind of a dickish moves to just go around getting a bunch of girls.
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>>16551810
I agree and understand. If my waifu saw me now she would've given me a smack over the head or a punch in the face.
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>>16551817
>dickish moves
Those girls might never get a man otherwise, you know.
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>>16551815
>make sure not to play favourites

I'd never. If I did, I wouldn't deserve a harem.
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>>16551799
Do not impregnate your dragon with triplets, no man can handle this many cute whelp daughters
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>>16551817
There are monstergirls who are into it, even those outside of the species that typically are. I personally see no problem inherently with harems. The one thing is, if you're sticking to canon, you would absolutely have to incubize pretty fast to be able to satisfy them all. Which, again personally, I have no issue with.
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>>16551817
This>>16551821

And anyway. Things are very different in MGE aren't they? It's all about the pursuit of love and pleasure isn't it?
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>>16551825
Aslong as it's not a really heavy incubization. I'd be ok with it. And anyway, those girls would've made a lot of sacrifices to be with me and tolerate each other. I have to give it back.
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>>16551825
>you would absolutely have to incubize pretty fast to be able to satisfy them all
Funny that, guess what multiple-monsters-on-man does?
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>>16551826
People have headcanons so its no biggie. But in the base setting, sex fulfills a lot of the romantic and intimacy needs for monsters, yes. Most if not almost all monsters from a strictly canonical perspective would prefer you blowing a load in them over you making some romantic but non-sexual gesture.
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>>16551825
>>16551826
Not him, but there's a difference between ending with a harem out of circunstances and acting like a walking NTR doujin protag.
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>>16551837
Funny that, because I remember monstergirls who by canon love handholding, cuddling and other non-sexual things.
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>>16551821
You could always hook them up with a friend and that seems like a really bad excuse.

>>16551825
If they are into it, then sure. But getting wife and then just going for another one is pretty bad.

The way I see it, you are just getting more girls because just one isn't enough. Say you have a lamia but you love mofu so you just go and add a fox to your harem. That's disgusting.
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>>16551822
Okay?
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>>16551833
Harems in MGE come with the responsibility of taking care of all of their needs. You should know what you're getting into.
>he'll end up being unable to get satisfied unless he has sex with all of the monsters in the harem, and it'll even get to the point where it's as if spending several days having sex with all the monsters in the harem is like having sex one time to him.
In other words, know your limits, or you're not leaving your bedroom again.
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>>16551841
>harem out of circumstances

What if I ended up meeting my top 5 in some completely random and 1 in a million chance scenario?

>>16551837
I would probably still do lovey dovey stuff with all of them.
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>>16551856
5 isn't a lot though is it? Is it?
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>>16551833
Incubization is gradual and only happens to be able to perfectly suit the needs of the lovers in question. I'm sure if you just wanted to have enough spunk and stamina to be able to go through your whole harem to the point where they're satisfied it won't change you much more than just equipping you to do that. Good look on your end then.
>>16551835
Precisely. Its a goofy system, but an effective one.
>>16551847
Which ones in particular? As a general overall from world guide one, while it's said that monstergirls will have different personalities and some may even act shy and prudish, even that is still in the service of getting men wanting to fuck them more.
>>16551849
Maybe one isn't enough to some people, I ain't one to judge. If it makes the man more willing to have sex and engage in lewd acts the girls could conceivably be down for it. Its a case by case thing though for sure.
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>>16551857
>What if I ended up meeting my top 5 in some completely random and 1 in a million chance scenario?
And they all wanted you? I don't see the problem.
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>>16551860
Not for an incubus, no.
You're literally fucked if you're not one, so best be drinkin that creamy milk. Also this >>16551866
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>>16551862
Unicorn, Yeti and Ice Queen are the first ones that come to my mind.
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>>16551860
Consider just how much time it can sake to satisfy one MG. Hours, up to the better part of a day for the hornier ones.
Now multiply that by five.

Personally I'd say you're getting in the danger zone beyond three.
Granted, if you're an incubus you won't care about that, but hey.
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>>16551860
5 mouse girls? Probably not. 5 Dark Priests? You're fucked, forever. Literally.
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>>16551871
>During this time her body’s temperature will rise due to her arousal, this heat, combined with her gentle embrace, causes many men to get an erection, a sign these girls will take to mean it is time to have sexual intercourse. While tenderly holding the aroused human male, her thoughts will begin to turn to having his child before she gleefully begins to have sexual intercourse with him.
True, though that's hardly to say it isn't still one of their top priorities. A Yeti for example would absolutely love to cuddle and hug her husband. But she'd absolutely expect and hope for it then to lead to warm, cuddling sex.
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>>16551874
Doppel potions.
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>>16551880
>Forever
Or 'never', depending on how you look at it. Damn Pandemonium.
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>>16551874
>>16551869
Oh good. I'll become an Incubus to please all those girls. But what stops me from fucking all of them at once? That's gotta shorten the time it takes to satisfy all of them, right?

>>16551866
That's good. But like I stated before, I'd probably not have a harem. I'm just dreaming and fantasising about being loved by all those girls
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>>16551882
Are shit and disgusting. If you're not man enough to do it by yourself don't do it at all.
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>>16551886
That's not the opinion of the taboo-less monsters though.
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>>16551886
It's the only way to please a harem of more than five girls though if you don't want to be stuck in an infinite loop of fucking.
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>>16551880
If I list my girls it should sound give and easier image. Fuck, now I realize that I actually have technically 6 girls since I always put Kikimora and Shoggoth down as being equal

It's in no order for harem sake:
Anubis
Dragon
Kikimora
Shoggoth
Hellhound
Kraken
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>>16551885
>But what stops me from fucking all of them at once?
Last I checked you didn't have five dicks.
Remember, they need SE, not just physical pleasure.
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>>16551893
Yes, go away. Make them get used to being fucked by multiple men at the same time. What could go wrong?

Doppel potions are one of the worst things KC has made.
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>>16551885
>But what stops me from fucking all of them at once

There are certainly items to assist in doing that, but a large part of the function of sex with MGs is them getting spirit energy. Usually, that means finishing inside their mouth or pussy. I'm not certain if it also includes anal.
Doppel potions would help, as would that one fruit that makes it so that even if you bukkake them they get full absorption of spirit energy. I think its corruption fruit? In any case, just fingering them or eating them out where they don't get any sperm will be pleasing to them, but not satisfy that inherant monster need for SE that they're also looking for.
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>>16551895
>Last I checked you didn't have five dicks.

O-Oh? Oh anon~

Nah but seriously you make a good point. I guess it's more incubization then. Damn, and I wanted to stay fairly human.
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>>16551894
Hold up, I think I remember you. Aren't you the guy that cheated on his anubis and got the harem? How shameful
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You can marry as many monster girls as you can take care of any more than that and then it'd become a problem

1 wife is best, 2 is manageable and 3+ would leave you with no free time
Although that depends heavily on the species of your wives, I'm sure anyone can take care of 10+ Devil Bugs but only a few could handle 3 Dragons
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>>16551903
>Damn, and I wanted to stay fairly human.
That wasn't an option the moment you got a harem.
>even monsters not of the succubus family can accelerate the incubization process by continuing to ravish a man with multiple monsters
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>>16551902
I guess I'll figure something out. Corruption fruit or whatever you were referring to would probably help.

>doppel potion

I'd rather die. Sorry.
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>>16551894
That's not bad for a harem squad, that Kraken might be useful during sexytimes with multiple wives
>>16551898
You're viewing it from a very human/outsider perspective. Monsters probably think nothing of it and again have no taboos or qualms about it, and consider it being fucked by their own husbands. But if you don't wanna use it that's fine, corruption fruit will do the job if you don't feel silly using your dick like a firehose.
>>16551903
Depends on your definition of human, but we've had that conversation too many times this week already, lul
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>>16551909
To each their own!
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>>16551906
Y-Yeah. And my sinful mind is wandering again. The lack of her being physically with me is really taking its toll on me.

>>16551908
Guess I'll try my best to stay atleast a little human.

>>16551914
>spoiler

She definitely could come in handy.

>definition of human

Pretty vanilla. I can handle Incubization but I just don't want to become a heavy Incubus.
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>>16551815
>Wife womb*
fixed!

>>16551824
I will!
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>>16551922
>Fuck a monstergirl so much her womb becomes a Demon Realm
Laughterstops.jpg
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>>16551919
I feel sorry for her. Well, some people can't hold back so I guess she just has to deal with it.
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>>16551919
The fuck does heavy incubus even mean
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>>16551931
I think he means something like the difference between "incubus that has things he does outside of sex" and, say, the Demon Lord's 24/7 dickthrone.
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>>16551926
Reminder to never fuck chaos girls

Even less a chaos dragon
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>>16551942
R u d e t b h f a m
>Chaos dragon
My curiosity is stirred
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>>16551930
She wouldn't have to deal with it because I wouldn't have a harem if I actually had my waifu. It's the power of waifus anon!

>>16551938
Thanks anon. Exactly that.
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>>16551942
you mean Crom Cruach
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>>16551942
>>16551946
Cthulhu is basically a Dragon/Scylla although she is an individual
I like to think that she had many Cthylla daughters and that they act like the Lilims of chaos but way better since they are at least half Dragon and have tentacles
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>>16551938
Meh. I spend the majority of my time away from work just laying around wasting time online. If that time were replaced with nonstop fucking with a gorgeous magically dick-pleasing waifu or a group of them I couldn't really complain that 'I'd rather be doing something else' without being a huge hypocrite.
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>>16551942
If we're not supposed to fuck chaos girls, why do they have such bullyable wombs?
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>>16551949
I bet she would drink a lot in the nearby bar when you are fucking another girl.
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>>16551966
Well, I DO have many things I'd like to do that would be far more possible in MGE.
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>>16551964
>Chaos scylla with dragon features
>At least half dragon and have tentacles
You had my curiosity
Now you have my attention
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>>16551968
Anon please. You're making me feel like a total twat. I'll said I wouldn't have a harem!
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>>16551966
You sound like you need a Genki Sporty Atheltic monster girl to get you up and about!
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>>16551973
Jumping in here, but there are many things that I would like to do in MGE that would benefit from my becoming an incubus.
Helping conquer and corrupt more lands into Demon Realm is practically foreplay for my waifu, and she'd be chomping at the bit for a days-long 'reward' session following my return from a successful campaign.
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>>16547494
>she looks cowgirl outfit, complete with assless chaps and a cowbell collar, and mulls it over
>a week later, she still won't come out of your room after she heard some of the others giggling about what her favorite sex position was and how she is 'udderly' unbeatable in the chest department
Dragon breast milking follow-up when?
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>>16551995
But that's because your waifu is a Demon anon. A mass corrupting, husband raping train! But don't worry, that's completely understandable. Some people like a lot of incubization, some like a moderate amount, some don't even like it at all. And that's ok.

Really I think if you're the kind of guy who doesn't care or just doesn't want to to be too heavily incubized then the level you're incubized depends on your waifu.
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holy shit i just want to cuddle this snek so bad.
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>>16551980
After some time she would be drunk, talking shit and trying to fight some people until her alarm goes off. That means it's almost her time to get fucked.
She wouldn't pay because after you are finished with her she would go back for some more rounds. Schedule dog until the end.
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>>16552015
Oh I agree. Nothing wrong with that.
>A mass corrupting, husband raping train!
Hey! That's my Lady you're talkin about! Only I'm allowed to turn her on by saying things like that!
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>>16552020
I said I wouldn't have a harem dammit! Please stop making me feel this way! I love my Anubis to the end of time. She's the only girl I'd ever make love to.
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I need a reversed gender role story idea, one-shot flavor.
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Krakens are the perfect blend of cute, sexy, and loving.
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>>16551995
>>16552015
I'm more an outdoorsy type frustrated by living where good hiking is not possible. You can bet I'd take advantage of the freedom of movement and time offered by incubizing.
Also being able to effectively play Rune Factory in the backyard would be pretty neat.

In other words, green demon realms for life.
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>>16552032
Something involving lactation.
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>>16551978
Well, if you want to go in depth with the speculation

Original D&D Mindflayers are very similar in looks to Cthullu, specifically their mouth being covered with tentacles
If we translate that to MGE that would cause Chtyllas to have tentacle hair and/or scylla lower halves
They'd have dragon wings just like Cthulhu does, and they'd be even bigger than regular dragons because of how huge Cthulhu original is

Alternatively they could end up looking mostly vanilla just like Atlach-Nacha
Who knows maybe there is an inverse correlation between power and monstrosity in chaos species
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>>16552032
Anon on a job interview for a job and uses sex to try and get the job.
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>>16549243
I think my biggest issues with MGSV were that it had like two mediocre boss battles in a series known for fun boss battles, and it was an open world game that didn't need to be open world, as being open world didn't really add anything to the experience.
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>>16552032
Tomboy Gremlin joins a rugby team despite all odds.
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>>16552032
The story of how the Demon boss managed to turn the innocent male secretary into her whimpering cum slut.
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>>16552034
I completely agree. They're perfect.

>cuddles for days
>perfect to sleep on
>Onee san tier
>ara~ ara~

And that's barely naming a few. Nothing got me more diamonds than that one Kraken doujin with the tentacle onahole
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>>16552037
Green Demon Realms are nice. Definitely somewhere I'm living with my waifu.
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>>16552027
>I love my Anubis to the end of time
Yes, and she loves you too. It's why she keeps up with the harem thing.

>She's the only girl I'd ever make love to.
So the others you just relieve yourself? You're worse than I though.
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>>16552051
I would legit just sleep against her for unhealthy amounts of time, wrapped up in her tentacles and kissing the nape of her neck.
I'd show her off to everyone too, I don't care if it makes her giggle and blush. Guerato taste
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>>16552058
Anon please. You're actually making me feel bad.
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>>16552051
>>16552069
Of all the onee san types, I unironically think Krakens are the oneesan-ist.
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>>16552069
Anon no! You'd be covered in suction marks! You'd look like a squid slut!
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>>16552073
Same here. If I was growing up in an MGE setting. She's the first and only girl I'd want for an Onee san.
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>>16552078
If being covered in suction marks and being called a squid slut lets me be closer to my Kraken waifu, then call me an inkwell, cause a squid slut is what I am!
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>>16552073
>>16552079
They seem way more okaa than onee to me.
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>>16552092
>motherly kraken tentacle jobs

Yes
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>>16552072
You are the one who said it, not me.

I just really hope your Anubis goes home in time after the bar though. Getting home and having to sleep on the couch because one of your husband's wife in taking more than one spot on your bed must suck.
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>>16552088
You've made a fine choice anon. Fine choice.
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>>16552097
I take back what I said then. My Anubis waifu is the only waifu for me and is the only girl I want to spend the rest of my laifu with.
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>>16552051
>how her pussy has little mini tentacles that tease his dick inside it as well
Fucking incredible
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus
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>>16552114
I think sharks have that, by the way.
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>>16552114
That's too much for mortal cock to handle.
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>>16552121
No different than Slime types really.
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>>16552108
So you would just pump&dump your harem after ignoring your wife for a while and getting a good taste of their pussies. It's no wonder she would become a legend at that little bar.
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>>16552123
But anon. It's squid pussy. SQUID. PUSSY.
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>>16552114
Lucky you, I just stumbled across this http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51688631
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>>16551967
How do you bully a shoggoth womb?
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>>16552121
I'm willing to try for an eternity.
I think she'll appreciate the effort.
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>>16552129
I do enjoy Flayers.
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>>16552134
Cup it in your hands and kiss it and lick it until she shrills and gyrates.
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>>16552125
You really enjoy this don't you? How about this. I never met my harem and I only ever love my Anubis waifu.

Hell, here's and even better idea. My Anubis waifu's friends are my top 5 girls. That sounds like a great idea. We can all talk as friends with their husbands there aswell. It will be liked a double date. But instead it's 6 couples.
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>>16552142
>My Anubis waifu's friends are my top 5 girls.
Not that guy, and I don't know about you but that sounds like the opposite of a great idea.
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>>16552144
Does it really?
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>>16552142
You should just Bites Za Dusto out of this whole situation, anon. It's the only way!
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>>16552142
And now you decided to erase them from your mind. Rest in peace, girls.

But hey, my top five would also be my monster friends, so I can relate there.
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>>16552150
You've already demonstrated willpower issues, so yeah.
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>>16552159
I think that's why he said they would have husbands.
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>>16552154
Maybe I should. I'm really good at making myself look like an idiot.

>>16552155
Atleast somebody understands.

>>16552159
Like >>16552162 said. They'd have husbands anon. They'd only be my waifus friends. And friends are good aren't they? Friends are always nice to have.
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>>16552178
Friends are weakness.
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>>16552100
Amen.
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>>16552058
>So the others you just relieve yourself?
I want to have a Paladin-chan for this!

All those monsters flirting and cockteasing me at work all day would be hell. I'd need a nice, hateful living onadoll to berate me while I masturbate with her and wind down after work.
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>>16552178
>Atleast somebody understands.
You do know that I was that one that was talking about your "Waifu", right?

Anyway, having friends is nice but it's funny that they need to have husbands or else you would probably fall again.
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>>16552140
Only flayers? All squids are love
We need a venomous little breed of squid that glows in the dark
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>>16552189
>"I like you, I feel like I can open up to you"
>juices_practically_gushing.jpg

I don't really get why all those Kraken's are doing that?
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>>16552203
I suppose Krakens are nice too. They must be squishy.
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>>16552205
They're basically her shoulder angel/shoulder devils. In the previous page there's a side that says to resist and not rape him and the side you see here, which clearly trampled the others once the boy said that casanova lewd slutty line in said panel.
He was asking for it, really. He was.
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>>16552182
Friends are good though. It's always having somebody you and your waifu can talk to. Who else is going to care about that trip you and your waifu took to MGC?

>>16552196
Oh. I didn't know it came off as that. But don't worry because it's not like that, unless my brain secretly is doing that. I just like the idea that I can talk to other anons and my waifu can talk to other waifus. Or even all talk together! All as friends!
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>>16552194
What if she secretly enjoys it?
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>>16552213
He really was. But it's ok, because he came to love it. He now has a Kraken girlfriend and I'm jealous.
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>>16552212
They are all equally great and squishy
Don't forget to pick up a loli squid if you ever feel stressed
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>>16552215
You don't need any friends. Is her love not enough for you?
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>>16552226
looms like she's playing an invisible violin.
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>>16552219
It's okay, I like tsunderes. In fact, if she was willing I'd love to have her stomp on my dick until I come while she insulted me over getting boners all day to those dirty monsters.
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>>16552220
Ain't it the truth, brother.
>>16552212
Extra squishy.
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>>16552215
Now I'm just pulling your leg probabaly. I know how you feel though, having some monster friends would be pretty nice.
Sure my waifu wouldn't want to see me talking with Griffriend, but still.
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>>16552226
Her love is more than enough for me. But my waifu and I both want go with friends who invite us to go out on special occasions.
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>>16552233
I'd like to be
under the sea
in an Octopus's garden
in the shade
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>>16552232
So which is it? Do you want to rape her or have her punish your slutty race traitor dick?
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>>16552233
>ywn spoil your Kraken girlfriend with you becoming her personal daki
>ywn fall asleep into bliss on her soft squishy tentacles she lays out for you
>ywn be lovenly cuddled to sleep

It's starting to physically hurt.
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>>16552235
It's great we've come to an understanding anon. I hope you and your waifu live a happy life with many friends and daughterus.
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If you married a MG queen, what race would you prefer her to be?
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>>16552264
Holstaur.
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>>16552252
I'm fine with either. The important part is that she bullies me for being turned on by monsters, whether it's while I use her to release the boner I've hid all day or if she's trampling me to punish me for said boner.
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>>16552264
Anubis.I'd like her with drills, though.
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>>16552264
Dark Slime or Shoggoth. We'd start our own town full of Slimes.
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>>16552264
Pharoah.
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>>16552264
Is there even such thing as Salamander royalty?
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>>16552259
I hope you the same. Just don't you dare post about harems again. Their spirits from another dimensions are going to haunt you if you do.
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>>16552267
That's just weird. Why not get a monstergirl?
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>>16552255
>ywn experience her completely inking out the area around you so its darker than night pitch black
>ywn experience her then completely covering every single inch of your body in soft tentacles
>ywn get a full sensory-deprivation tentacle cuddle from your Kraken girlfriend
It just turned 5, time to drink!
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>>16552277
Salamander queen would be the head of an esteemed adventurer's guild
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>>16552282
Massages from a Kraken must feel amazing.
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>>16552277
A Dragonmander? not!Charizard?
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>>16552264
Queen Shoggoth who is her own castle, and staff.
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I'm attracted to several monstergirls but I'm hesitant to choose any of them for my waifu. And imagining a harem of them would be a nightmare. The ways they would try to undermine each other or prove their dominance over the rest while forming factions and ganging up on those who get too uppity would all be too stressful to handle.

>Manticore and Hellhound constantly trying to one up the others with sudden lascivious advances
>Lich and Ghoul banding together against the 'mofu agenda' and keeping the others in line with dirty methods
>Anubis acting the mediator and trying to get Hellhound on Team Doggo but refusing to sub
>Cheshire and Jinko in shaky alliance to cock-block others and duke it out between each other last
>unanimously agree that the first to bear a child will get legal wife privileges
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>>16552287
So she's fat.
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>>16552280
Because I like humans. They're so cute! And Paladin-chans are even better since they're so set on being pure. I'd love to rape the Paladin-chan but then slowly get enslaved by her as I begin to fall in love with her. By the end she'd have me eat her out on my knees the moment I come home and trample my dick as a reward.
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>>16552284
That sounds pretty rad, actually.
>>16552286
>Charizard?
You just reminded me of why I love fire newts.
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>>16552294
Slimes don't produce fat, so she's vast.
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Guys i need help

the only thing i have been thinking lately is how i want to make a dark elf my bitch,make her heartpupil constantly as i fill her womb to the brim every day,rub and kiss her chocolate body and lewd her ears so much that steam will come out of them
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>>16552296
Humans are a direct downgrade from monster girls. There's so many things you can achieve with monster girls that you can't do with humans. And monster girls can basically do everything a human girl can, but better.
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>>16552301
Same thing.
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>>16552285
Imagine hundreds on hundreds of little tiny suckling kisses, surrounded by super squishy, lightly (or if you're into it, very) slimy big tentacles.
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>>16552306
Human girls are just so much more authentic, you know?
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>>16552291
Harems are supposed to be lewd and loving. Not this.
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>>16552291
You either have a waifu or a harem. Your choice really.
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>>16552309
It turns me into a raging slut.
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>>16552303
Where exactly do you need help? Seems to me that you just really want to make her a mother.
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>>16552307
Even then, it's disingenuous to call Slime types anything other than amorphous. They can look however they want.
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>>16552311
No. I don't know. But really I don't mind. You do you anon, and I hope you enjoy your life with your human waifu.
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>>16552320
I dont know.i sound more like wanting her as a possession instead of a waifu....

and i have serious issues if i want to womb bully a elf
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>>16552324
I'll do my best to enjoy the divine footsies of my Paladin-chan every day!
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>>16552319
Same. I hope she wouldn't get weirded out by the things I'd start begging her to do to me as I ahegao from her just giving me a massage.
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>>16552328
Well she is going to be yours really hard and bullying an elf comes naturally. You are completely fine, anon. Go make her your bitch.
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>>16552264
Dragon or Honey Bee

...what can I say? I'm a traditionalist.
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>>16552336
>MGs
>weirded out by a slutty boy asking for more

Anon that'll just make her even more horny.
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>>16552344
True, but I'm usually very reserved and easy-going. I wonder what she'd respond with if she was just giving what she thought was a pleasant relaxing massage when out of nowhere she turns me over and sees me gasping and begging for her to violate me.
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>>16552296
She'll be really mean and rough.
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>>16552354
>bullying footjobs
>mean and rough
That's just the way I want it, anon.
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>>16552339
Do i will need rope or any MG items?
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>>16552351
I imagine it would play something out like this

>anon is enjoying a nice relaxing massage by his Kraken wife
>the tentacle, in which he's a slut for, running up and down his back
>he can't contain himself
>he shouts
"Please violate me into an ahegoing mess!"
>she stops and grins
"Ara~ Ara~ you only had to ask. I could sense the sluttiness building up in your muscles"
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Do you hear that?

You must hear it right?

Sounds like...someone is saying that this thread needs something?
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>>16552358
Depends on how much fun you wanna have. I prefer no items for baby making sex and tons of them for just lusty and wild ones.
If you plan on fucking her so hard she won't be moving for a while I recommend some rope, collars, candles and the shrooms.
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>>16552369
>Candles

i get the rest, but why candles?
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>>16552368
That mind flayer is married.
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>>16552373
Ara, such an innocent boy.
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>>16552368
Ho = SHIT
Pure girls a best.
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>>16552359
She knows me too well. I'd give her that face any time she'd want me to.
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>>16552373
Oh, sorry. The lewd playtime with my waifu slipped in.
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So what're writefags working on?
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>>16552377
>>16552381
Explain, i need to make my first time with a dark elf memorable

please? anything else i should do to not make her ever forget this night?
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>>16550269
>No seaweed
I bet whoever took that picture didn't even read those textbooks.
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>>16552382
Is alp still working on that alp dom story?
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>>16552382
Dragon egglaying and hatching
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>>16552264
Inari.
Bearer of the Nine Tails of the True Mofu.
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>>16552382
I'm writing a short about a dragon and a knight she befriends. Should hopefully have it ready for the start of the next thread. No promises.
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>>16552388
If you want to make it really memorable you'll need to come with a really nice plan.

The clandles are for the wax by the way. You could drop some on her ass and the give it a powerful slap.
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Anybody got that story about the Anubis and the injured slave? Finally have time to read it.
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>>16552388
>burn down candles for the wax
>drip it on that sweet elf ass
>let it sit there as she screams in pleasure from the burning
>smack it the fuck off
When the burn hits that ass just right, these hills sing
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>>16552413
>Drop burning wax on her ass

Thats
thats not right,at least for me
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>>16552409
pastebin.com/4witPrn1

The other parts are in my account. Let me know what you thought of it when you finish, I think I could use some critique.
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>>16552413
Wax isn't that hot that you need to smack it off. I usually just let it build up until after sex.

>>16552416
It's not nearly that bad.
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>>16552417
THanks anon! I sure will give feedback.
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>>16552419
The 'smack it the fuck off' is more just to emphasize the strength and forcefulness with which one should be spanking hot elf ass, not to denote a sense of urgency.
>>16552416
Don't knock it till you try it. Well, not on your own ass, that'd be a bit weird, but yeah.
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>>16552416
Well if you want to just fuck her raw until she is filled to the brim that's all good.

I was talking about dominating her and making her your bitch.
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>>16552357
But is that any way to live? Immediately crawling between her legs the moment you get home as she mocks you for enjoying the meal? Having her grind her heel on your erection as she calls you disgusting for liking those things and that she's going to bruise and drain your dick so you can't get it or them? Having her groan when you come or her abuse? Its just wrong and can only get worse.
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>>16552378
Well I'm sure at least one MG would be happy to hear that.
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>>16552438
The only way this could get better is if she made me come service her in the church on lunch break.
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>>16552417
I remember now this being the story that influenced the name of my waifu. And by the way. I love it. It's cute and heartwarming. Nanu is a very nice girl and gives off that ">ywn have your waifu take care of you" feel.

Now I think about it. This story heavily influenced my waifu without me knowing.
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>>16552312
We ain't in your Crabman's back garden anymore, boy. This is the real harem shit.
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>>16552458
So everyone can see?
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>>16552484
Yes.
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Would Automotons fish with dynamite? Or just shoot at fish with their archaeomagitek guns?
Totally has nothing to do with a potential doodle idea.
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>>16552460
Oh wow, I'm flattered, anon. I'm glad you liked it, and I'm very happy I could help you find your waifu. Things like that makes the writing worthwhile, I guess. You can expect an extra chapter or two at some point in the future, just need to finish midterms then I'll have more time to write.
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>>16552494
Gremlins fish with dynamite. The automaton dutifully lights the fuses for her.
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>>16552495
I'm looking forward to the next chapter!
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>>16552494
I'd imagine that they use their advanced targeting systems in tandem with high-power Archeotech sniper rifles to fish.
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>>16552492
Slut.
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>>16552494
Guns, obviously. But only when they want to impress Master.
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>>16552460
Tell me her name Anon.
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>>16552504
I'm not a slut, I'm a victim! That's what all the monsters who get jealous of her will think when they challenge her to fights over me. Too bad for them she always wins and humiliates the loser by giving me an extra mean victory footjob.
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>>16552507
What if she just wants to mass fish with minimum effort? Can't get better than an explosive to kill hundreds of fish through force.
>>
Here is a lolifox from the man who brought you yanmoth.

https://exhentai.org/s/4d373a791e/1009514-296
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>>16552264
Probably unoriginal, but Vampire definitely.
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>>16552499
But she won't be with a Gremlin, but a certain Golem with a harpoon and a desire to kill a whale or something similar in their, highly illegal, fishing trip.
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>>16552529
Can't view that site for now.
Got any preview picture that's SFW and shows off the loli?
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>>16552546
>Got any preview picture that's SFW and shows off the loli?
Sure thing.
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>>16552529
>Looks smug as shit at beginning
>Disappears as soon as lewd begins
Only complaint really.
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>>16552566
Welcome to hentai. Sticking the dick in is basically hitting the switch that turns off a character's personality and puts them into "I'm going stupid with sensory overload" mode.
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>>16552566
Destroying a girls smug nature with lewd and lascivious acts is the best.
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>>16552546

>>16552566
Personally rather like the subversion of expectations here, though maybe because I've read plenty of straight-up smug stuff lately.

>>16552572
>>16552574
Not the case here.
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>>16552264
Oomukade Queen. She can hold a conversation for more than five seconds, she is the most qualified.
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>>16552582
Yeah, that picture's from the fuckin' start of the doujin. Read the rest. There's no smugness until the first two frames of the last page.
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>>16552582
Straight up smug? I can't remember any that doesn't devolve the way this does.
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>>16552582
>subversion of expectations
Are you shitting me, that's practically the most common JP smut trope of all time.
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>>16552529
Goddamn this page is good
https://exhentai.org/s/db3dbd244c/1009514-309
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>>16552614
>Lolifox nearly passing out on your cock

Why is little mofu always this lewd?
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In robutt news, the new Nier Automata trailer came out recently.
It shows 2B without her dress, and she actually looks more like an android. Her exposed chest section is totally skinless and artificial, matte black material like a mannequin.
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>>16552566
Which is why half of the femdom doujins are ruined.

If you want to have that thing, fine, but don't fucking tag nor call the doujin femdom.
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>>16552572
Sensory overload does seem plausible though.
A lot of the beast types have heightened senses relative to humans, better hearing, sight, and smell. A powerful scent or taste would stir something primal within them.
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>>16552419
>>16552428
>>16552434
I mean, i might give it a try, but if she says its painful to her i will stop it at once
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>>16552645
She'll be too busy moaning with delight.
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>>16552634
She looks so cute and vulnerable without her dress
War robots deserve love and hugs too
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>>16552645
Make sure to get a safe word.
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>>16552644
About as plausible as any other contrived doujin bullshit.
Smell or taste can trigger the urge to fuck, maybe cause reactions in the body that inflame genitalia as well.
It's not going to cause tactile sensory overload, which is what's happening in basically all hentai.
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>>16552264
Complete, honest answer? Medusa. I've been absolutely enamoured with her since first grade back in 1994.
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>>16552660
Taro's said there's going to be a "happy ending" so I guess only one or two of them will die, which will be a nice change.
I wonder if there's going to be a dick reveal in this game too.
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>>16552590
I did read it? I posted that page just cause it's the most representative of Solo's typical "Style".

>>16552605
Eh, maybe it's just cause coming from Solo it's something different at least. Spaghetti-spilling fox is very different from Yanmoth, after all.
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>>16552678
Don't trust Taro, he's a mad man.
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>>16552681
You also said "Not the case here." to the posts about destroying the smug with dick, when it blatantly is the case, which is why I'm thinking you didn't read it.
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>>16552634
>It shows 2B without her dress, and she actually looks more like an android. Her exposed chest section is totally skinless and artificial, matte black material like a mannequin.
I think that's A2 if the mole is anything to go by. That, or Taro is fucking around again.
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>>16552690
It's not the case here because her smug facade was destroyed well before she got the D.
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>>16552684
I adore that he's putting in another text adventure section just because people hated the one in the first game.

>>16552693
See, I thought it might've been A2 as well. It was really hard to tell, but her hair in your picture falls exactly the same way as 2B's does. And the mole is in the same place on both their faces.
Plus, look at those fucking thighs. A2 has thighs, but does she have thighs like that?

Who knows, it could go either way. After all, they're literally built from a blueprint. Probably.
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I want to spend the honeymoon with my nerdy oni wife fucking like rabbits!

i already ordered the potion stash,i am prepared
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>>16552726
I'm still not entirely sure what to call posts like these.
They're basically RP shit, but they don't expect anyone to reply to them.
RP lite? Casual RP? It's fucking infested this place either way.
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Tell me anon, would you accept your "job" as a man being processed at the "farm" by various MGs or would you have to be enslaved for that to happen?
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>>16552744
>It's fucking infested this place either way.
Agreed, shit needs to stop.
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>>16552748
If a sentence contains more than two quotation marks in it that aren't nested, you should probably be very suspicious of that sentence.
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>>16552693
The only thing different that will come from this is people suddenly obtaining a Robot Fetish. Hopefully in a comical Darkest Dungeon style shock moment.

The fappening will continue regardless.
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>>16552726
That's a lot of Kanabo, and quite a lot of hips
>>16552748
Does that manticore have THREE tails?
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>>16552755
>Anon's resolve is tested...
>...CLANKED!
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>>16552748
Implying I'm not a slave already
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>>16552761
THREE TAILS
FOUR VAGINAS
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>>16552780
Maybe more
Imagine
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>They say you're the strongest swordsman in this land. I challenge you to duel! Show me what you've got.

What do?
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>>16552787
Shoot her a smile.
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>get on the train to go visit your friend
>it's already packed so you have to squeeze your way to the other side of the car to stand by the window
>it's not until the train starts moving that you realize you're standing in front of a shortstack monstergirl who looks a little nervous with you being so close
>you try to keep your distance with her and not make eye contact to keep things from from getting awkward
>it was working until more people got on at the next stop and force you up against her
>your dick is pressed up her ample bosom, so it's no surprise that you get hard. her face is now bright red meaning she can feel it too
>with thirty minutes left until you reach your stop, you're dying of embarrassment until you feel a tug at your pants
>the girl is unzipping your pants and opening two buttons on her shirt
>"I'm sorry, mister. This must be my fault. Let me make it up to you."
>the train hits a bump in the tracks, causing you to plunge all the way between her breasts, eliciting a cute squeal from her
>she works her tits up and down your shaft and ever time you reach another stop, the shifting of people pushes your hips against her
>you end up climaxing just as you arrive at another train stop and enough people file out to let you remove yourself and put your dick back in your pants
>as you leave the train, you look back and see her give a bashful smile. you wonder if you'll see her again
>as the doors close behind you you realize you missed your stop
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>>16552787
Call on my Ochimusha
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>>16552787
Pull off that one fable about the guy with the "no draw style." Row us both out to an island for the fight, wait for the challenger to step off the boat, then row away. Teach her a lesson about the uselessness of pride in the face of forethought.
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>>16552787
You must have me mistaken for someone else.
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>>16552787
I whip out my 'Sword' and challenge her to a different kind of duel in the bedroom.
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>>16552793
Mam I'm going to have to ask you to loop up your...breast belts, this is a public place.
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>>16552793
Those conveniently sized train molesters can't keep getting away with this! Curse their enticing head handlebars and 'accidental' teasing.
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>>16552793
She's got the scent now. Fate will find a way back between those tiddies.
>>16552818
You say that like she even can with those chestmissiles!
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I HATE ALL VAMPIRES

I WILL HUNT EACH SNGLE ONE OF THOSE NIGHT STALKERS ,DRAG THEIR BODIES TO BED AND MINDBREAK THEIR SMALL SEX ADDICT BRAINS VIA MISSIONARY UNTIL NEXT WEEK

AFTER THAT I WILL SHOVE GARLIC ON THEIR MOUTH AND LOCK THEM IN A CAGE WHILE THEY DESPERATELY BEG FOR LUST RELEASE

i love my vampfu
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>>16552839
No, you will hunt one and only one. Touch any more than that and you will learn to fear al vampires.
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>>16552846
But anon i already know all the places my wife hides when we play vampire hunter

it gets stale after some decades And i dont want a repeat performance of her final form turning into a giant dragon centipede thing
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>>16552855
>And i dont want a repeat performance of her final form turning into a giant dragon centipede thing
IF you hunt any vampire other than her, you will get it.
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>>16552839
>Fufufu~
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>>16552871
I-i was just kidding! shes my only true love and the only vampire i will stake every night!
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>>16552875
Good husband. She's been watching bloodborne playthroughs recently and she has had a few ideas.

Personally that's a sight I'd wish on no man
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You have two choices Retainer Anon.

You can either attack the Centaur Convoy and risk getting waifued by both the Unicorn you rode in on or the enemy Horse pussies.

Or you can go back to your Pharoah boss and tell her straight up you didn't get back her valuable treasure that the Arabian based Centaurs stole.

To acompany the first choice, your Unicorn mount will have built in speakers blaring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNHB_8Pli_M&t=1m30s the entire time as encouragement. Also a whip but some of those girls might be into that...

Choose.
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>>16552874
>that Eargina

theweirdestbonerrightnow.jpg
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>>16552894
I'll take the Bicorn approach
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>>16552874
I love Vampires with bat ears'
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>>16552894
I just get on a boat and sail away from that land.
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>>16552910
Vampire bats are great monsters.
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>>16552902
I've taken the liberty of updating where the music starts for your adventure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNHB_8Pli_M&t=4m46s
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>>16552894
I sneak away from the unicorn, steal the treasure in the night, and take to the treasure to a museum where it belongs. Hopefully that Heilwan and her troops don't try and intercept me on the way out of here... or the Apophis, seeking a chance to outdo the Pharaoh. Why did it have to be grapesnakes?
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>>16552894
No convoy will be able to husbando me
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>>16552911
Well done anon, you live a solid month free of responsibility!

Then you're captured by Scorpion bounty hunters and dragged back before the Pharoah while she laughs like Jabba the Hutt as you're fitted with your new eye candy slave clothing.

Game Over.
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>>16552929
They wont be able to get me if I use pocket sand.
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commission hype
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>>16552894
I hire some dudes to chase after the horses.
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>>16552929
The sea is always a stupid option, zeppelins are the better choice.
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>>16552930
Wouldn't desert MGs have a natural resistance to pocket sand?
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>>16552923
>>16552940
There's no time for eating at Shenanigans.

Either the treasure gets away or you do something in the now.
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>>16552932
Is that muscle definition I see?
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>>16552894
Well well, if it isn't the "You can't win this cause I say so" game. Haven't seen that one here in a while.
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>>16552932
nice anon
are you getting a full color comm?
good artist choice
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>>16552955
Maybe just a little bit.

>>16552968
Yup, it'll be full colour when it's finished. I'm getting a second one from another artist that will be full colour as well, but it won't be done for a while.
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>>16552945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0vNsH81YeA&t=0m56s

>>16552963
What are you even talking about? >>16552902 and >>16552928 both came out fine.

Even if they were somewhat lame / tame aboot it.

Maybe you should let that one Anon who recognizes everyone by their forms of writing do the labeling and stick to your day job of lurking jah?
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>>16552984
Come on Mr. writer man, you can do better than that. Unless you can't, in which case you should start saving those (You)s for the tough times ahead.
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>You'll never fall asleep while your Vampire wife feeds on your neck
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>>16553001
>You wil neverl fall asleep while your vampfu lightly bites your neck AND milking out your semen
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>>16553001
>Vampire wife decides to feed on you
>She pats your head and gives you some praises before giving your neck some kisses
>Then she slowly sinks her fangs while both of you are being covered by the moonlight coming from a big window in your bedroom
>Shit is too comfy, fall asleep
>Vampire decides to get sexy, but you are long gone
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>>16553018
>vampire wife pouts wondering how you fell asleep
>she simply clings on top and embraces you on a winghug
>holds you tight listening to your heartbeat and falls asleep with a smile on her lips
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>>16553033
Vampires are sweet things. If I liked blood sucking they would probably be at the top of my list.
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>tfw it turns out you have delicious blood.
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>>16553043
Vampires would cook for you, or at least monitor your diet to ensure your blood is tasting to their preference.
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>>16553043
My blood is probably meh or tastes like water. Though I am pretty healthy, so it should be okay.
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>>16553043

I hope I don't since I tend to pass out easily from having blood drawn.
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>be sitting in class, the teacher is reading aloud from the textbook while everyone reads from their own book
>everyone but you. you're too distracted by your teacher's body. seriously, she's sexier than a teacher has any right to be. you can't take your eyes off her ass as she walks up and down the aisles
>when she gets to your desk, she surprises you by swinging her leg over your lap and straddling you
>no one notices any of this as she continues to read without pause
>she grinds against you and, as soon as you pop a boner, she reaches down with her free hand, unzips your pants and moves her panties to one side
>she takes you all the way to the base in one go, but before you can even moan, she grabs your head and smothers you with her breasts
>losing all sense of where you are, you embrace her and start thrusting from below
>you climax in no time and she gets off of you. you're putting yourself away when she reaches into her bra and pulls out a folded piece of paper
>'Mr. Anon, see me after class for special one-on-one lessons.' There's a lipstick mark in the corner of the note
>as she continues moving about the room in the last few minutes of class, you can see a small trail of your semen crawl down her leg
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>>16553043
>have rare blood type
>have way more iron in my blood than normal people
>it's because my blood pressure is really low so my body has to make up the oxygen difference somehow
>tfw my blood would be some kind of delicacy but I really don't have any to spare
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>>16553086
Here I am minding my own business and you post this anon
I can't fap again today man fucking hell I got limits here
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>>16553086
>That body
>That greentext
Where the fuck do I sign
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>>16553094
And that's how you get vampires fighting for you.
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>>16553086
>tfw no lewd Succubus teacher
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN4UvXwxK3w
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>>16553098
that's no excuse, anon. if monster girls appeared right now, you think they would accept that kind of response?

>tell a succubus you can't cum anymore
>she busts out into sidesplitting laughter
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>>16553110
I have busted six, SIX times in the last 24 hours, every time to something Monstergirl related
She shoulda gotten here fuckin earlier
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>>16553047
>vampire waifu gets ready to get her daily blood
>Bites and starts sucking
>suddenly shes getting all horny and bothered
>"anon what you had for lunch?"
>you reply -any meal with garlic-
>its gonna be one of those wild long nights
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>>16552787
End her rightly.
As I learned was a thing a few threads back.
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I want to find a kuudere draconian queen and become her personal cuddle husband.
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>>16553086
>be sitting in class, the teacher is reading aloud from the textbook while everyone reads from their own book
>be
You realize this is the plebbitor's greentext format because they don't fully grasp how it works, right?
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>>16553112
>spoiler
Jesus man how do you even have that much semen in you? How are you not having crotch cramps?
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>>16553182
Not him, but I'm on number five after 12 hours so that's not that crazy.
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>>16553182
My max is 7 in like 15 hours. cum didn't come out and I'm sure I gould aim higher.
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>>16553182
Pretty easy to go once every half hour or so. Just don't let yourself go soft after you cum and you can combo it right into the next session. Fuck refractory periods.

More fun to not be in a hurry and just enjoy one good edging wank for an hour or two though.
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>>16553182
Personally I've gone 12 in a day, and my friend claims to have gone 15 or so. Though the same friend has also beaten it a bit too much and killed some of the feeling in his dick, so i don't recommend it.
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>>16553182
I'm blessed with very active Spirit Energy producers I guess?
>>16553197
It takes a fucking lot of times in a very short amount of time for me to completely dry heave
>>16553204
This, though it seriously is like when I'm going through these threads something just comes up, some greentext or a link to an image and I'm like 'well shit' and ready to go
Monstergirls are the shit man
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>>16553169
Does she not say anything most of the day, just carry you around like a stuffed animal and occasionally squeeze you for stress relief?
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>>16553220
Yep.
Although I've been instructed to remain quiet whenever she's cuddling me on the throne.
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Did someone order cute Mershark?
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>>16553226
That's fucking really, really adorable
I can see her sometimes when she has a moment of downtime just stopping in an empty room and squeezing her anon-doll tight to help her get through the busy day
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>>16553230
I like the long hair
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>>16553231
It is most certainly worth it.
especially when she starts adding wing hugs.

>>16553230
I did not but I will most certainly accept it.
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>>16553230
Yes that was me, he head looks very pattable.
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>>16553230
I'll take it
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>>16553249
her*
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>>16553230
I want to hug her.
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>>16553212
Damn son.
I've been limiting myself to 1/day.
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>>16553212
I think my record is 8 in a 6 hour period.
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>>16553313
Amateur, I go about once a month.
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>>16553230
Wet, slimy shark!
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The unique nature of sea travel is such that human men often come in short number and all in a single location in the deeper parts of the ocean. With that in mind, who calls 'dibs' on the guys that get shipwrecked or are sent into the drink? Do Kraken and Mersharks get into pouty girlfights over who saw the cutie mutinous first mate who was thrown overboard? Do Sea Bishops and Sirens argue over morality when they see a lone sailor lost in a storm at sea?
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>>16553352
I want to see how their version of titanic ends.
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>>16553352
And then they realize that during their argument the guy drowned?
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>>16553380
Fucking Ice Queen decided to build her castle in the middle of the ocean.
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>>16553383
According to the info we have on Poseidon, she doesn't let humans drown. They're instead infused with her energy which makes them a beacon to mamono as prime rape targets
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>>16553383
Eep! Medic!
>>16553380
Probably with alot less floating on doors and alot more painting people like french girls
And by painting, I mean fucking
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Would you work in an orphanage for young Monstergirls?
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>>16553397
Yep. I would raise all of them like my own.
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>>16553397
Of course! It would just be really hard since I would want to adopt every last one of them.
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>>16553397
Yes. I can't resist little monsters, they are way too cute.
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>>16553397
Absolutely, no question.
Though I do imagine it would be pretty particular to try and encourage them to go out into the world when they come of age instead of trying to hit on you.
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>>16553409
That's part of the fun though.
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>>16553397
No, dealing with children is exhausting for me.
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>ywn become friend of that dark elf girl next door
>ywn become closer to her as years pass by
>both of you will never move together
>ywn marry her some months later
>ywn spend the honeymoon exploring every part of her body and fucking like succubutts
>ywn have to tend to her odd pickle cravings after finding out shes pregnant
>ywn hold her hand as shes popping out the fourth daugheru and yelling to freakin praise her womb
>ywn see her warm smile of having a family to call your own
>ywn shower your daugherus with the same affection you gave to your elf wife
>ywn treaten the kid next door for calling your daugheru gorgeous
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>>16553411
Until you get that one girl who secretly harbors Yandere tendencies that only grow as you raise her.
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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be careful when fishing.

One never knows when one of those aquatic girls will pretend to be caught so she can become your husband.
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>>16553397
100%. Little MGs are just adorable. I could also help raise the shittier ones correctly.
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>>16553419
>So she can become your husband
You fool! What have you done?
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>>16549243
>not MGS3
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>16553397
I would take in all the unwanted chaos children, and raise them into model citizens.
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>>16553419
>One never knows when one of those aquatic girls will pretend to be caught so she can become your husband.
>so she can become your husband
>become your husband
>husband
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>>16553397
Orphan yetis need a home too
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>>16549259
Deborah's ugly butterface soils her otherwise decent BOW form.
Fuck the C-Virus though.
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Did alp ever do that alpdom thing?
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So what is it about Zipangu exactly that'd make it an interesting setting for a story?
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>>16553464
I think he's working on it now, he just changed the title to "Pain is so close to pleasure"
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>>16553473
A friendly monsters living with humans city in the original/non-MGC setting.
Human women are still a thing so the interplay between monsters and them can add some variety.
Weeb stuff can be cool
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>>16553174
I'm pretty sure
>be me
>be doing X
Has been around for ever.
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>>16553473
Comfy
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>>16553477
>Zipangu
>City
It's literally the medieval name for Japan, it's an entire country.
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Is the sabbath suppose to be a radical faction?
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>>16553586
The law requires me to answer 'no'.
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>>16553586
No, the demons are
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>>16553586
The only faction that's listed as being 'radical' yet still tolerable is the 'Radical faction' led by Druella and populated by Devils and Demons. The Sabbath is kinda just its own internal organization, but I don't think they actively go out to try and convert people to their ideals of loli-dom. The 'radical faction' meanwhile actively seeks to go out and corrupt human women/expand the demon realm.
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>>16553599
I wasn't sure because the sabbath haters try to make them sound like radicals.
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>>16553607
Threadcanon (really not even, it's just banter and memes) pit chesty onee san type monsters such as Demons against them since they promote the opposite bodytype of their races, but there's no actual indication of other monsters having any real problems with them
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Chaos age soon gents.
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>>16553621
Really? When?
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>>16553621
New girl soon?
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>>16553627
Just as soon as they get their portals in a row.

Keep an eye out for meteorites.
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>>16553632
We aren't that lucky.
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>Start watching Kobayashi's Maid Dragon
Kanna is an adorable miracle of the universe.

Why are Dragon Daughterus so perfect?
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>>16553641
Because Dragons are perfect, and daughterus are perfect. Combine them, and you get the most perfect thing to exist.
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>>16553641
Because they aren't brats to the point of getting on your nerves.
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>>16553599
Nah, all monster want and expand demon realm by little, from holstaurs to lilim, just by fucking. It's just most monsters and DL want to corrupt the world slowly and gradually while radicals want to nuke everything with dark matters
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>>16553641
I want Kanna to sit on my face.
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>>16553644
I see your Dragon daughteru, and raise you one Flayer orphan girl.
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>>16553656
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>>16553664
Mature oppai Kanna is also nice.
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>>16553660
She's a squishy Flayer daughteru and an orphan? I don't think I would be able to say no to her! I probably wouldn't be able to say no to any orphan. Curse my bleeding heart!
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>>16553660
Whelp time to send her to an orphanage where she would be cared for. What, did you think I am a person who has the mental strength and financial power to raise a child? It's not like Mg orphanages have trouble getting certain mg species to be adopted or anything.
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>>16553655
I can't imagine kikis liking demon realms.
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>>16553683
Sounds like you just found your Dragon daughteru a step sister.
The question is, how would your Dragon wife take it?
>>16553686
The chaos children are unwanted, and typically live their whole childhoods in the orphanages until they are old enough to leave.
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>>16553691
The daughteru would love to have a little sister to play with, but the wife would take some convincing. I'm sure she would eventually come around, especially if the Flayer sat in her lap, wrapped her in a hug, and called her 'Momma'.
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>>16553660
Throw in a little kiki and you got me.
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Another wife commission has been finished.
Last one from this artist.
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>>16553715
KC retweeted a bunch of these pictures the other day. That was weird.
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>>16553708
My heart. No doubt your waifu would warm up to her quickly. Just make sure your daughteru doesn't give little Flayer to many shoulder rides, or one day you might realize they're speaking in unison.
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>>16553719
Yeah he retweeted several of my tweets in sequence.
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>>16553719
Nothing weird about being psyched on your fans, I think.
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>>16553691
>Working at a Monstergirl orphanage
>Its a visitation day for married couples that have trouble having children to come in and see if they want to adopt a daughteru
>All of the little monstergirls are dressed up in the hopes that they'll finally have their day to get to go home
>Little Hellhound has been practicing tricks to show off her discipline
>Little Demon has handwritten out an 'adoption contract' with only a few letters written backwards and is very proud of it
>Little Anubis has an organized list of potential pros and cons for adopting her, but you know she intentionally wrote the cons section smaller
>And little flayer girl, who's been there for years, has brought little red bows to tie around each of her head tentacles, shyly asking you to help tie them on
>As you're doing so, she asks if this time will be different than the others and if she'll get a nice momma and papa to take her home
>Tell her it will be, then squish her head, her bows all daintily fastened and making her even cuter as she idly rocks back and forth in hopeful anticipation

The intent was to go into a sad end here but I can't bring myself to do it
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>>16553730
No, no. It was weird in that I was pretty sure I knew who they were from. KC is always retweeting art and such, which is nice of him.
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>>16553732
Don't do this to me.
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>>16553720
Oh of course we would be very careful. I want nothing more than to give a neglected girl like her a loving, safe home, but there would still be rules and boundaries. I would look forward to the day she finally grows up and leaves home to make a life for herself. It would be tough, but completely worth it.
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>>16553732
All four of them sound adorable.
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>>16553732
>I can do all sorts of cool stuff! Check this out!
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>>16553691
Well I guess I'm living in a Filme De Cannes movie now with my current life and her.

>live in a small apartment
>stuck working long hours
>only hope is to get my accounting degree and CPA certification to make it out of status dump
>times spent on parks ruined by seeing happy families
>get forced into adopting flayer orphan by way of guilt trip
>now I have to balance taking care of a child
>while hoping I don't end up being the shitty parent who makes their child fear failure and feel like she's walking on eggshells when I'm around
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>>16553745
There may be financial support for adoptive MG parents. See a local Demon or Schedog for more info.
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>>16553736
It's not difficult to notice gazerfag (or wockfag for that matter) on twitter
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>>16553745
I'm smelling at least a golden globe for best supporting actor
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>>16553732
Oh god, my heart wouldn't be able to take the Little Hellhound.
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>>16553737
I want to
But I don't want to
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>>16553732
What precisely are the little Anubis' pros and cons for adopting her? An Anubis waifu would certainly be very critical of such a presentation.
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>>16553732
I think the best part out of this is that if the little Flayer gets adopted, how excited all the other girls would be for her. I bet the Anubis would even try to plan a goodbye party for her!
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>>16553715
Fucking noice pic
How many pics did you commission from that guy? 2 pics? How much money you paid?
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>>16553785
Yes just the two.
He does color + simple background for $30.
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Are there any species in particular that like music? I had an idea and needed to write it out: http://pastebin.com/efV7CXgr
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>>16553798
Well, the obvious one is Siren. Satyros, too.
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>>16553756
by finance you mean a sugar mom
>>16553762
At the very least a nomination over the oft controversial scene where
>after seeing the random bouts of depression that her father sometimes undergoes even after taking pills
>flayer daughter tries to use her abilities to make him happy
>her inexperience leads to her instead of making happy memories brings up many things her father would rather forget
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>>16553768
I'll try it for you

>Meet with the adoptive couples, all of them glad to bring joy into an orphans life
>One by one, they take the girls home in what are the happiest days of their lives
>Little Flayer sits by the window, growing visibly excited when couples approach.
>But soon the light fades, and you've begun to light the lanterns out front
>As you close the gate, you turn towards the upstairs window, where you see little Flayer just watching.
>Her eyes sparkle in the light with fresh wetness.
>You enter the building, already seeking little Flayers usual hiding spot
>You pull open the cupboard to find her balled up inside.
>As delicate as you can, you retrieve her from her hovel, and collapse down next to her.
>You've done this so many times, not a word needs to be spoken.
>You rock her gently, as she cries herself to sleep.
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>>16553809
Don't forget Gandharva, too.
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>>16553798
Ghandarva is a Bard Harpy.
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>>16553798
art fairies, asparas probably

>>16553818
explain
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>>16553821
As in, a Harpy type that has the skills of a Bard.
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>>16553780
>The first family in is an Anubis and her husband, looking very prim and proper
>Little Anubis perks up, her whole body stiff as a board minus her lightly wagging tail
>The couple get some introductions from the staff, then find their way over to her
>"Ahem- Why I should be adopted, by Liesie, age six."
>Points to the list, trying to keep her hands from trembling
"Why I should be adopted is because of these good reasons that are listed here. Why I should be adopted is because I am told I am a good girl at least 4 times as often as I am told that I am not a good girl. It is also because I have gotten fifteen gold stars for picking up toys after being done with them which is more than anyone else. Also why I should be adopted is because I would be able to make a momma and papa very proud because I am good at making lists for them so I could make a list for groceries or maybe for helping papa remember chores to do"
>The Anubis waifu hides a smirk at that then asks her to continue
>"There are some reasons that might be reasons not to adopt me too. They are that sometimes I forget to wash my paws after dinner but I usually do. Also sometimes I tell other girls what to do but its because I want to help them get better so its really not that bad and maybe its a positive but I put it here because I... I..."
>She looks up at the couple pleadingly for a response

Well?

>>16553812
Gah, you bastard. Something like that.
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>>16553824
i misread that as bad
turns out i was the one who was bad
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>>16553839
kek. I wondered.
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>>16553828
That's fantastic, the little Anubis' presentation was perfect! I'm sure she'll be adopted!
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>>16553828
>Well?
Had me at "Good Girl".

Waifu... would surely be won over by her drive to want to help others improve.
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>>16553812
Dammit
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>>16553744
>>16553767
>Next couple comes in and goes through the introductions, then starts off with the Hellhound
>She flashes a big toothy smile while sticking her chest out and pumping a fist in the air
>"All right! You started with the best! I'm gonna knock your socks off! Watch this!"
>Proceeds to take out a tennis ball and before anon realizes it, she tosses it with force at the far wall
>as its bouncing off, the Hellhound is already off in a flash, vaulting over tables and knocking over various objects in a dead four-legged sprint
>Bounds in the air, diving to catch the ball in her mouth just before it hits the ground, her momentum careening her forward to slam against a bookshelf which promptly cracks and collapses down on top of her
>Anon rushes over mildly panicked, but then a single paw reaches up above the spilled clatter and rubble clutching a tennis ball
>"Got it! I got it! Easy!"
>Little hellhound rises from the mess, clutching the tennis ball and beaming from ear to ear, her dress utterly ruined as she walks back to the visiting couple
>"So, whaddya think? Pretty impressive huh? Bet you've never seen a kid do somethin like that before!"

Well?
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>>16553860
feisty little brat huh? Perfect for an adventurous lifestyle on the seven seas.
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>>16553860
Boy, does she have a lotta energy.
She's gonna need a new dress when she moves in with me.
It's gonna be hard resisting dicking the daughter. I wouldn't want to look like a creep.
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>>16553883
>It's gonna be hard resisting dicking the daughter.
It might not say it outright on the fliers but MG orphanages will happily house these girls with single men.
What you and your new daughter decide to do in your own time is no one else's' business. Love can bloom anywhere.
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>a oni,a elf and a satyros walk into a bar for a drinking contest
>the loser pays all the drinks
>once the contest ends,the bar goes bankrupt
>the elf is now banned from every bar in town
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>>16553883
This >>16553887
The Orphanage only screens to make sure potential host families don't have a history of violence, ties to the Order, or 'irredeemable' activities. Dicking the daughteru is perfectly acceptable in Demon Realm society.
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>>16553860
What about the little Demon?
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>>16553811
>flayed her own father
>causing him to relive foul memories

Uh anon you know you don't have to take things like that, you can always take her back to the orphanage.
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>>16553896
>a oni,a elf and a satyros walk into a bar
This sounds like the opening to a shitty Tanuki directed porno where they end up fucking the bartender while pouring alcohol on themselves.
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>>16553896
>Bar owner can't pay rent thanks to his business going bust
>Tanuki landlord forces him to go into the idol industry
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>cook a big meal
>eat a big meal
>make a big cup of coffee
>drink a big cup of coffee
>Want to take a big nap
>No big waifu to nap with
Its a big pain
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>>16553900
>The day has gone on for a bit, overall going pretty successful when a new man walks in
>Anon recognizes him, he's come in a few times before but has flaked out of leaving with an adoptee on each occassion
>After introductions, the man comes across the little Demon, who looks up from practicing her cursive with a smirk
>"Hello again, mister. I was expecting you to be here today. Have you considered my offer from last time?"
>The man gulps and scratches the back of his head, mumbling about how he's still not sure he's fit to be a father and whatnot
>"Nonsense. If you weren't, why would you keep coming back here?"
>She sets her pen down and unfurls her adoption contract, trying to look haughty as she turns to show it to him
>"This time, I've written out a full contract for whoever adopts me to sign. It'll mean no matter what happens, me and whoever adopts me will work together and make sure no bad stuff happens, and that if it does we'll get through it."
>"So really mister..." She takes a haughty cross-armed stance, "It looks like you don't have any excuses this time, fufufu"
>The man stares at her awkwardly as she grins back at him, and time passes with the two just standing there
>Finally, out of nowhere, she leaps forward and clutches his leg, her limit reached and her haughty demeanor completely dropped
>"Please mister, I just wanna go to a good home with someone like you! I promise I'll be a good daughter and nuthin' you do would make you a bad father cause you'da been the guy to take me home with you! I even wrote my name in cursive on the contract, see mister? So please mister just take me home!"

>Shake your head as you see them walking out hand in hand later, the man looking half overjoyed and half terrified of what he just got himself into, while she's skipping with a beaming smile, all pretense of maturity forgotten
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>>16553932
What would happen if a human boy ended up in that orphanage?
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>>16553951
Either he gets taken by the ara-ara MGs who work there or the other orphan MGs fight to become his childhood friend.
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>>16553951
>"hey mister you wanna adopt two kids? Pick me and anon over there, we're best pals and we won't ever fight!"

it's essentially childhood friend deluxe
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>>16553932
Cute. Really cute.

But I can't stop thinking about that poor Flayer who has to watch.
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>>16553951
That was the potential good end I thought of for the Flayer orphan
In general, he'd probably be very popular with all of the other orphans. He'd get rejected a bunch though, as most husbands are looking for a daughteru and aren't expecting just a normal human boy.
He and the Flayer would fall in love over the years as they continue to not be adopted, then one year an Ara Ara momster comes to try and adopt him away, only for him and the Flayer to run away on their own with Anon-worker's help to start a life together. Anon gets fired but is happy as he just wanted the Flayer to be happy and knows orphanboy is the right one for her.
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>>16553959
>Childhood Friends into pseudo-incest
This is a fantastic route, there's no denying it.
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>>16553964
I feel this deserves a minor applause.

A very nicely planned route indeed anon.
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>>16553964
That's fuckin wonderful man
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>>16553970
>>16553971
Shucks, thanks. I'd write it but it would be way too long for a greentext.
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>>16553958
But what if he had run away from an abusive home?
Would they do their best to bring back his smile?
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>>16554002
That's where the Flayer girl finds her true purpose, healing his mind.
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>>16554005
Little does she realize he heals her a little more every day.
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https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/830690260438769665
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>>16554115
What's it mean?
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>>16554129
It means new girl soon.
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>>16554133
Celebration time.
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>>16554129
KC announcing he's posting a profile soon like in a few hours.
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>Stumbled cross furshit while horny
>Fapped to it
>Stumbled across gyshit while horny
>Fapped to it
>Stumbled across edgeshit while horny
>Fapped to it
Dick is the ultimate betrayer of morals and values.
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give me a corruption grenntext
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>>16554152
I can't fap to anything without a contrived, imagined narrative to go with it.
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>>16554152
Gyshit? Is there an a missing there or something?
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>>16554178
Yeah. Old laptop, unresponsive keys.
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>>16554186
Take those keys off the scissor switches and clean it you bum. It will work like new afterward.
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>>16554194
Uh..... how
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>>16553641
Kanna is a living onahole
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>>16554206
Carefully.
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>>16554206
You can just stick a fork under the keys and pop them off pretty easy on most keyboards.
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>>16554221
>>16554220
I'm scared. My cat knocked my laptop off my desk and I've had a broken down key ever since. I even tried to put it back on but couldn't.

I mean I can do without it, because with my fingers on the up, left and right keys, my pinky is perfectly in place to hit the numberpad's down key. But still.
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I want to go Harpy-watching, but I hear it's dangerous.

Any tips on how to observe Wild Harpies in their natural environment without them noticing and dive-bombing me?
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>>16554249
Camo and don't move.
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>>16554249
Bring a Scarecrow with you or Dig your self a hole in the ground and hope none are Ground Harpies like Cockatrice.
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>>16554249
Bring french fries. When they swoop at you, toss a fry in the air and they will grab the fry instead.

Trust me, ima beach bum.
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>>16554260
>About to take a picture of a distant Eagle Harpy, washing herself in a stream.
>Boo!
>A Cockatrice appears in view, upside down and staring at you through the lens.
>She's perched on your shoulders, and you feel her gaze already taking effect.
>Collapse to the ground, completely immobilized.
>See her jump off, her little bird feet landing in view.
>"PUMP-A-RUM!" She calls.
>"Pump-a-rum?" "Rum?" "Pump!"
>More feet start to appear, multiple Cockatrices.
>Feel your body getting dragged by them across the damp grass.
>In the direction of their lair.

Happens all the time. The Monster Girl wilderness is nothing to scoff at.
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Loch Ness Monster girl when?
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>>16554400
Chupacabra girl deserves it more
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>>16554292
>Using pump a rump for anything other than a black harpy
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Beware the skies
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>>16554435
Watch the skies traveler
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>>16554435
Hard to be scared of a big fluffy Griffon.
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>>16554435
'tis weak to flame!
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>>16553397
Yeah! Would be a great pass time and I'd love working with the little kids.

I can even teach them about purity!
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>>16552512
Sorry for the late ass reply. But her name is Nanu. I remember going through an Egyptian name sight for about 40 minutes trying to find the perfect name until I found Nanu. Something about the name was familiar and it was a really nice name (I remember the sight saying it meant beautiful). So I ended up picking that name for her.

Turns out its was familiar because it was the name of the Anubis in that story. I must've liked it so much it just stuck to my head. It's a great story.
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>>16554584
every time you mention her I get reminded of Robin Williams and my day gets a little worse.
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>>16554523
Wolfus travel in packs!
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>>16554603
>reminded of robin williams

Why?
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>>16554613
from that show he did mork & mindy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbEBErvW-Uc
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>>16554435
I like to think the closer you step to her the angrier she gets
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>>16554613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_GSU5pj_Rc

Have you never seen Mork and Mindy?
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Would Gremlins stuff their boiler suits so it looks like they're actually stacked? I bet some of them would be really self concious about it.
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>>16554627
>>16554635
I've heard of it but never watched it. Could somebody explain to me the Nanu reference?
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>>16554654
We linked two fucking videos that goddamn explain it. Robin constantly says "nanu, nanu" because he's a fucking alien and they do that apparently
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>Google "why does cutting"
>All the results from that point are whiny emo fuccbois.
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>>16554654
Watch the videos goddamn it!
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>>16554660
I must be deaf then if I didn't hear it. Sorry.
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>>16554666
It's literally the first thing he fucking says in the first video
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A long while ago, no idea how many months ago, somebody posted questions about how you first met your waifu, what their personality was like, what you love about them, etc. I wrote a detailed thing about it, but lost it.

Going through old stuff on my old tablet today and I found this.

http://pastebin.com/NMXh1ccm

>French Cheshire accent
>Comfy days on the couch together
Oh Lord
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>>16554667
Oh I see it now.
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>>16554666
Watch the video for real satan
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>>16554668
You still got a Chesire waifu or nah?
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Anything you think needs fixing about the lineart here before coloring?

http://imgur.com/a/8fDMt
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>>16554676
Looks good to me.
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>>16554676
Hard to say. The picture quality is a little muddy.
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>>16554668
That face still looks so boyish.
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>>16554683
Never post here again.
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>>16554693
Why? Have I soiled your posting experience?
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>>16554692
That's the point. If you catch my drift.
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>>16554696
Yes with shitty puns.
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>>16554701
Now now, anon. Calm down. Here's an image for you. Imagine your hands stroking up and down the smooth, cool body of a Dorome. Why, the image works so well, it's almost like pottery.
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Zombie samurai soon
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>>16554697
I think his problem is that when it comes to the distinction between vanilla sex and /ss/, your picture really muddies the waters.
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>>16554683
>LaughingChesire.jpg
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>>16554705
Stop. Please.
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>>16554713
I'm sorry, some times I can't help myself. But hey, no body is perfect. At the end of the day all humans have feet of clay
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>>16554709
I thought Automaton, Gremlin and Draco Zombie come first?
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>>16554716
This has to be a Chesire. No mortal man can make these kind of puns.
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>>16554716
Wow you made so many great puns you've won a free mud bath. Just let me get your cement shoes and you'll be all set!
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>>16554675
Yeah, I try to keep as many photos as I can, but recently my hard drive has shit itself and now I have practically nothing.

If anybody has an album or collection on Imgur or something similar, please share it with me. I need it now more than ever.
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>>16554709
This >>16554719
So far KC stuck to the order on his website

I hope we'll get an Automaton with a butt as great as 2B's now that her profile will be officially released
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>>16554676
Looks fine to me, then again I'm not the best at noticing if there is anything wrong so don't take my word for it.
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>>16554726
Fag is right drop the name
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>>16554724
A mud bath? I-I don't know anon. Are you sure it's wise? I mean, not be be a stick-in-the-mud or anything, it's just I don't trust those girls to not have ulterior motives.
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>>16554737
YAMERO
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>>16554733
NO u
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>>16554745
Gnomen Gnomen.
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>>16554726
How insane must you be to waifu the Chesire?
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>>16554751
I dunno. Sometimes you get so lonely that you need somebody as lonely as you.
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>>16554777
Hope you enjoy snickering and pranks for eternity.
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>>16554749
I'm actually proud of this one
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f e m a l e
l i z a r d
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>>16554823
Please don't degrade the almighty Gods.
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>>16554823
Is it just me or are her hips an legs too small, proportionately.
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>>16554823
Mere female lizards are the best kind of dragons by which I mean the only good kind of dragons.
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>all this Mershark love

It's like nobody here has ever seen Jaws or something, the hell is wrong with you all? Is it because you're all too young for it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUuH4TEmgLo
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>>16553182
>tfw my personal record was 13 in a day
I was 16, and just ended up watching this not bad but not good 7 hour porno all the way through. Yes there were breaks but it was in like a 9 hour window that I busted that much.
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>>16554836
It may just be poorly drawn perspective, but maybe. It's not outside the realm of believable though.
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>>16554850
You couldn't be more wrong.
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>>16554851
>Letting Hollywood propaganda and stereotypes color your opinion of a cute girl
Racist.
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>>16554850
Seconded.
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>>16554851
>implying Mersharks are evil

Cute nurses!
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>>16554851
>Listening to a literal jew
>Ever
Good goyim. Fear the sharkgirls.
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>>16554856
Man I do it once or twice a day, maybe three times if I've had a bad or stressful day.
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>>16554872
Depends on what you do for the day though. My days always start an end with a wank. If I go out, I wank when I get home. If I don't go out? I wank whenever the mood takes me
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>>16554249
Camo anon, camo.

And you have to make sure you never get a boner or anything regardless of what the harpies are doing because they can smell the lust.

Also never attempt to observe Snow Harpies, that's like the equivalent of trying to observe a great white without any kind of protection in open water.

I hear they don't even care if you've been "marked" as a husband, they'll abduct you all the same. Truly the monsters of the monster girl world.
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>>16554875
>>16554872
>masturbating

All that SE. Gone to waste. Your waifu would be sad.
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>>16554877
>I hear they don't even care if you've been "marked" as a husband, they'll abduct you all the same.

That can't be good.
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>>16554879
Yeah well it's her fault for not existing, isn't it?
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>>16554888
>blaming your waifu for that

Disgusting.
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>>16554893
She's the one in the magic universe.
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>>16552390
>>16553464
This is the one.

http://pastebin.com/WWB2vU4X
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Who could resist such a fluffy invitation?
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>>16554823
Hey, zombie dragon got released
Noice
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>>16554823
>that face
>Ahahahaha, I haven't had a dick in 4000 years!
>>
Here's what google Chrome translated for me.

>Dragon Zombie

>/ Dragon / Undead type

○ Habitat ... cave, mountainous area, wetland area
○ temper ... ... simple, colorful, berserk
○ food ... ... human male precision

>○ "Dragon" as the ground king became undead thing. Dragon, from the height of its dignity, looks down on being a male human being is insufficient to take, there are few people who finish their lives without having to interact with men. You can revive them as a "dragon zombie" by gathering the demonic powers of such a dragon's death, regretting that you could not find a man to be a husband, or being unable to make a child .

>Instead of a body that does not decay, its spirit has rotted reason and the pride of the dragon tormented mushily, and always seeking fellowship with a man who was unable to obtain before his life and making only a child It is becoming "mastcage" itself to drip.

>Unlike life which is intelligent unlike before life it is instinctive, when you find a man of men, trying to attack it, with obscurity to sex who moves and moves them. Although the thought is simplified and the movement is somewhat dull, the power of the dragon which is the highest among the demons is healthy, it is becoming unknown because becoming an undead, so the opponent who recognized as a male is relentlessly persistent I keep on chasing. In addition, the breath which was a flame is a fire as if it is "bruise of corruption" as if it is bizarre, and those who took baths decayed intentional reason and resistance intention decayed, only to the reproductive instinct for females before the eyes It will become a male being forced to move. The body which was tightened before life is loosened loosely, and if a man places his / her finger on the chest and the buttocks, it is easy to sink as if it shows that it accepts a male, and it has a soft feeling which pushes it back, It turned into a body with a magical flirting.
 
>Female vessels who want greedily male swallow male instruments easily because of their softness, but do not release them once they are inserted, they lubricate the love juice which is excessively secreted as if they were drooling Into the agent, I swallow all the male instruments quickly and make men captive of the female girls. It is extremely fierce girls, but on the contrary, when trying to commit them from men, it is said to be adults and accept it. Their expressions when striking a man have no dignity before life, nor is it of a predator who pretended to prey. What is floating on that face is just the expression of a squalid female that is mocked by a man, and it attacks men, it is just a frenzy "justice" that they are simply amenable to it. In other words, there is no reason to attack men from men if they seek fellowship with them from men.

>Her husband gets married to male as a female, and the mother's semen filled with the uterus is filled with her instinctive happiness, I do not feel any ferocity when I was hungry. However, the instinct trying to protect the male who got it as a treasure is strengthened by becoming an undead, and if a companion is likely to hurt, it becomes semi-frenzied and rampage, spitting "corruption brace" at random To scatter. In men, the effect of breath returns to original with time, but in the case of women, it decomposes resistance to demonization together with reason and changes women to undeads such as "zombies" and "weights" .
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>>16554909
It would be hard, but I think I could. Really really hard. It might break a piece of my soul. But the possibility exists.
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>>16554914
>Her husband gets married to male as a female, and the mother's semen filled with the uterus is filled with her instinctive happiness
Jesus christ.
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>>16554914
We already had her profile translated a while ago.
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>>16554914
Thanks for the rough idea.
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>>16554919
>Genderbending
>Futanari
>Mpreg
KAY CEEEE
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Wasn't Zombie Dragon released online a while ago?

Geez, I must be getting things all jumbled up in my head....
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At least KC isn't being lazy and is actually slipping in new girls into his trickle of MG profile releases
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>>16554936
It was released less than an hour ago
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>>16554823
No more Cursed Dragons please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InlcnlKaqPY
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>>16553464
>>16552390
>alpdom
ONAHOLE PUSSY
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>>16554960
What?
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>>16554964
There was an alp story once where a dangerouslt insane one with a reamed-out pussy rapes her oblivious friend with an onahole stuffed up her vagoo
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>>16554971
Well that's gross, I'd never even think of something like that.
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>>16551747
>barb started playing FF14
pray he doesn't end up like me or say goodbye to frequent drawings
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Reminder that dragons don't like it when you buy them chocolate gold coins. They get confused and upset when they melt.
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>>16555018
Unless they're Wurms. Wurms love chocolate. You should give them lots of it.
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>>16555021
But then you get a phat wurm you gets stuck when burrowing.
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>>16555018
What about chocolate hearts?
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>>16555044
Wurms only get stuck on revolving doors and escalators.
>>16555046
Acceptable.
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>>16555049
How does a revolving door defeat the feared and powerful dragon?
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>>16555057
I don't know but such is the lore as has been passed down unto me.
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>>16555057
Their tail gets stuck, or they end up going around in circles?
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>>16554875
Wake up and have a fap.
Maybe have a fap at work.
Maybe have a fap before bed.

>>16555062
Are revolving doors even much of a thing anymore? In all my life I've been through maybe one of the things.
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God damn it, why are exotic Harpies the best?

Even the majestic flying horse is good.
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>>16555085
It's the colorful feathers. They look beautiful
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>>16555083
I don't think they are, except maybe in some odd places that have security all night at the front and need to stay open all the time. Don't want bums walking in and shitting in the plants.
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Don't feed Wurms anon. They'll get attached to you.
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If Dragon Zombies are dragons but super lewd and soft, what does that make Jabberwocks now?
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>>16555100
>jabberwocks
>zombie "dragons"
>being actual dragons

They don't deserve the title.
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>>16555095
Figuratively and literally.
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>>16555083
There's a revolving door at the supermarket I go to.
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Maybe we should let the Order destroy the Sabbath?
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>>16555121
Only if you agree to let the orderboys destroy your ass first.
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>>16555128
But just think about it. It probably would make the world of MGE a whole lot better if the sabbath didn't exist.
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>>16553887
>>16553899
>somebody gets adopted by a single man
>the other orphans ask her if they're going to be married before the others are adopted
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>>16555102
Can it kill you with one swipe of it's tail?

If the answer is yes, it's most likely a dragon.
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>>16555134
But anon, how will I get my loli tigers that are really old hags?
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>>16555156
You fantasize.
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>>16555163
That's just not good enough anon, especially if all of that were actually real.
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>>16555102
Hey rude. Jabberwocks are amazing and mighty dragons.
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I want to save a dragon from becoming a zombie. No matter how much she hates me, I won't let her die alone.
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>>16555178
Fine. Aslong as they're old hags.
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>>16555189
Good. Any other kind of loli is crap anyways.
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>>16555182
Would you damn the soul of another to achieve happiness?
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>>16555181
Who break at the sight of cock. That's not mighty.
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>>16555191
>Any other kind of loli is crap anyways.

Oh? I see your a man of great intelligence. Very wise.
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>>16555194
Only for her Otouto! And otoutos are different!
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>>16555192
If that means saving them from becoming a zombie then sure.
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>>16555197
A real dragon could resist it. Even from her Otouto
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If I can't fug and/or cuddle a snek soon, I will die.
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>>16555197
>Only for her otouto
Yeah right. You can find a random wock and cockslap her, she intantly starts sucking as long as she doesn't have a husband.
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