Cave Alice is getting angry, /jp/. What should be done?

>>16534861
Send in Urist

>>16534861
I will gently embrace her and then kiss her to help her calm down.

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Give her a tummy rub, it will help her calm down.

>>16534861
Don't cry, Parsee-chan!

>>16534872
Pulling a lever to kill Parsee-chan with a cave-in!

>>16534861
I want to bite off her ears!

>>16534881
how vulgar.

>>16534861
I will embrace my wife with a hug.

>>16534861
We should be careful not to provoke her!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEELVKXSmeM

>>16535319
Stop pretending my wife is your wife.

>>16535319
>>16535385
It seems that some people here are getting jealous.

>>16535483
A lot of people like to pretend my wife is theirs. I don't pay them any heed; it's not worth troubling myself with jealous losers like them.

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>>16535535
Your waifu isn't real.

>>16535319
>>16535385
>>16535535
Parsee is MY wife.

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>>16535319
>>16535483
>>16535535
>>16535575
Parsee cooks for me because she is a good, loving, wife and thus cannot be anyone else's wife.

>>16535588
Nice delusions, my dude.

>>16535594
They're not delusions. I do not cook as I am terrible at it. If my wife Parsee was not making me meals to eat, then why have I not yet starved to death?

>>16535796
I believe your mother has been making you meals all along, my friend.

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Stay away from my wife.

I bet Parsee would be jealous of this devotion.

HORRIFYING TROLL

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>>16536443

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>>16536443
Om nom

Hey mates, tone down on all that talk about my wife.

Or you'll get a bullet on your head.

Desu.

>>16536311
My mother died many years ago and nobody lives with me but my wife Parsee. I think it is you who is incorrect.

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>>16534861
Exterminated her

>>16539232
Very well, anon. I can't lie to you any longer.
It was me the whole time.

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>>16537266
Stop.

>>16539752
Parsee? You post on /jp/ too? Wow, I'm falling more in love with you every day!

>>16540290
Don't talk to my wife.

>>16540290
No, you don't understand. You have been in a coma for the past 7 months. Thanks to modern science, we finally have what we need to access dreams.
Please, wake up.

>>16540485
But I'm happy here with my beloved wife Parsee. Why would I want to wake up?