Why do you love your favorite 2hu?

File: __alice_margatroid_and_shanghai_doll_touhou_drawn_by_hbkhk2007__4419136e86428fc5ec3274b4d5d8918d.png (429KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

429KB, 900x900px

Alice, because she's alone.

Just like me

File: KfuMtvRy_400x400.jpg (37KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 400x400px

Marisa is hardworking, charismatic and gives no fucks, all of which areas where I'm totally shit.
She inspires me to better myself, especially in areas such as yelling "bitch, get out of the way" at people on a regular basis.

>>16464998
I agree, anon.
However, Marisa doesn't actually say "bitch, get out of the way" outside of poor translations.

File: 1371846502813.gif (301KB, 469x311px) Image search: [Google]

301KB, 469x311px

>>16465034

File: 2015-12-31-797692.png (1MB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x1000px

-A total cutie
-Loyal, but not mindlessly so
-Hardworking
-Protective of humans
-Smart in phycics
-Incredible imagination and otaku side
-Cheerful, brightens your days
-A great Friend
-School uniform alternate outfit
-A slew of different, flashy and awesome danmaku

File: 6abee59193bf39c3f9ccb91233d4153a.png (631KB, 900x1271px) Image search: [Google]

631KB, 900x1271px

She's actually a shit character, but she's hot and uses a bow, which is cool. Plus, I like medic characters.

>>16464931
Cute touhou dude.

File: 1446870291115.jpg (70KB, 670x635px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 670x635px

>>16464774
Because she's a cute ghost that's also quite prankish and goofy when need be, but extremely sharp when the situation calls for it. She's also a woman who can appreciate fine cuisine, successfully trolled both the Lunarians and Yukari, has one of the best backstories in 2hu, and has a rad theme song.

File: 1475769916392.jpg (212KB, 1002x639px) Image search: [Google]

212KB, 1002x639px

>>16465209
Practically the only time Eirin even gets any lines is when you've taken the wrong path and she's in super smug mode. I wish she would show up in more games.

File: 67cec86ef8ac1eb817dd87267871f6bd.jpg (191KB, 600x960px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 600x960px

>>16465247
I want Eirin to smile and wink at me!

File: kogasa.jpg (465KB, 1101x1311px) Image search: [Google]

465KB, 1101x1311px

Her life has been pretty sad, but she tries her best to stay as cheery as possible, and is super cute in the process.

File: 1fbb24147aca88edddaad2d1b97a360f.jpg (1MB, 2800x3300px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2800x3300px

My first memory of myself is of me rebelling against the world around me. No matter how much times passes I will always be a rebel at heart.

>>16465247
How do you get to Kaguya, anyway? I don't really know how IN works that well, and the game always throws me at Eirin.

>>16465770
Play on Normal or above and don't use a continue

File: yuugi_relax.jpg (115KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 900x900px

>Beautiful
>Knows how to have a good time
>Tall and strong (my fetish)
>Kickass theme
>Tits
>Awesome hair

File: dbbcce47c58080f720dad1d8eba0b8a3f48d6840.jpg (118KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 1000x1000px

In what sense?

>>16465773
Not exactly. You have to clear Final A with your team of choice (with or without continues), then you can access Final B with that team by reaching the final stage without using continues.

>>16465860
test

File: 58250973_p0.jpg (803KB, 636x900px) Image search: [Google]

803KB, 636x900px

Most 2hus are too bonkers and eccentric for me, but Ran is very mild and polite. She's hardworking, loyal, and most importantly, fluffy. I feel like she's at a relatable phase in her life. Not a loli/teen like most of the cast, but not quite a megahag. Also, my favorite color is yellow, which is very prominent in her art.

File: smugkou.png (57KB, 150x150px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 150x150px

>>16465882
Oh my, I thought I was banned for the amanojaculate joke
I like Mokou because I want to die just like her
But most importantly for those red eyes and that beautiful long white hair, will probly smell like ash but I still want to sniff it

>>16465907
Please don't post futa on the jay ever again.

>>16465907
Go to 4chan.org/banned to check next time, anon-kun.

>>16465904
you haven't seen her nosebleed streams haven't you

>>16465911
yeah, I came here because it was clean of that bs, might as well don't polute it myself.

>>16465209
That's kinda shitty reason considering that most anime characters are "hot".

File: 1465433989905.jpg (160KB, 644x662px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 644x662px

She's younger than Yukari
richer than Reimu
kinder than Byakuren
hotter than Mokou
smarter than Patchouli
stronger than Cirno
cuter than Marisa
and even more loyal than Yoshika

>>16466162
don't forget she's a slut too, cuckold.

>>16466173
no Sanae is a girl

>>16465597
Do you think it's intentional that Seija's hair looks like something a punk rocker might sport? It would tie in to her theme of rebellion.

>>16466197
Yes

>>16466122
I don't like any 2hus except for her and Alice.

>>16466309
Die monster you don't belong in this world

>>16466309
Umm. Do you even play the games?

>>16466162
So she's old, poor, cruel to humans, blisteringly hot, a genius at magic and not much else, weak, incredibly cute, and an inhuman machine in terms of loyalty?

File: 1693646.jpg (66KB, 427x600px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 427x600px

She just hits all the right spots for me, confident and cool, but also arrogant, wise yet selfish, at times very hammy, while reserved at others, and i've always been a fan of characters who are motivated by a desire to become wiser, either intelectually or spiritually.

Aldo, i am probably one of the three people in this board who likes her hair.

File: Yakumo.Yukari.full.950473.jpg (852KB, 650x1019px) Image search: [Google]

852KB, 650x1019px

Not only is Yukari probably the most mysterious Touhou, but she is also a combination of transcendent beauty, intelligence and power. I also find it quite impossible to sleep without my Yukari dakimakura.

File: 34332989_p27.png (143KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 800x600px

She is kind, friendly and adorable. She is probably the one and only touhou that would approach and become friends with a worthless neet like me. I don't like heterochromia but her's grew on me after a while. only hers though.

File: 5797777.png (879KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

879KB, 1366x768px

She's cute, smart, bold and ambitious. Unlike others touhous, she's pretty weak but that doesn't stop her from having big plans or chasing her dream.
I believe that's very admirable.

>>16467250
>She

File: 1374887894725.png (1002KB, 1070x1092px) Image search: [Google]

1002KB, 1070x1092px

She's cute, hard working and would make a good parent.
The total opposite of me now that I think about it.

If Yukari shows up and drops a shitton of /jp/sies into Gensokyo I can assure you that there will be many half-youkai popping up.

>>16467431
No human wants to breed with a /jp/sie so why would youkai want to?

>>16467431
Forget about Youkai. Hide the Fairies.

File: Izayoi.Sakuya.full.1663655.jpg (514KB, 957x1314px) Image search: [Google]

514KB, 957x1314px

Sakuya because of many reasons.

She's loyal, elegant and graceful while being kind of ditzy(pretending?) sometimes.
She's also "cool" but at the same time she can also be really cute.
I also like how she's quite modest about herself, she doesn't care about power or wealth but rather is content with her life as long as she's happy.
And of course she's appealing to me and her powers are quite pleasing.

>>16467505
Because after reading enough doujins of 2hus being violated, the /jp/sie subconsciously learns the best and most effective way to violate an actual 2hu himself.

>>16467530
I don't think a useless Neeto could ever tickle a youkai. Well I guess a standard /jp/sie could do something to a fairy.
Before being fucking blasted to the moon with a single danmaku.

>>16467559
Talk for yourself kiddo

File: __kishin_sagume_touhou_drawn_by_kikugetsu__82ad553f09666b90f0bb3786a14bdd3b.png (2MB, 800x1111px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 800x1111px

She's pretty, smart, and nice, even if she's lunarian. She also has a simple yet original sense of fashion.

Also my sister is mute, so I kinda feel a particular affection for her.

File: 1480458066000.jpg (262KB, 681x553px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 681x553px

>>16464774
-Actually goes out and does stuff instead of hanging around with the 2-5 other characters she debuted with
-Isn't some moe pixie, tragic figure, infallible wonderchild or omnipotent mysterious superbeing

>>16467559
not if they succumb to their lust first

>>16466173
You're gonna trigger the purefags.

I personally relate to Tenshi in many ways.

>>16467718
Women succumbing to lust as they are raped is something that only happens in Hentai.

>>16467762
That's why it would happen in Gensokyo

>>16466173
Fite me you fuck.

>>16467787
That's not how Gensokyo works.

File: 1464858551743.png (75KB, 348x301px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 348x301px

>>16467801

File: HEHEHE.gif (403KB, 245x118px) Image search: [Google]

403KB, 245x118px

>>16466178
>no Sanae is a girl
So (s)he's a trap?

File: marisa_abberation.png (743KB, 1000x660px) Image search: [Google]

743KB, 1000x660px

I want Marisa to teach me magic!

>>16467867
They can't win against the cock dude.

>>16469365
What an original attempt at humour.

File: 1407452970526.jpg (320KB, 800x1052px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 800x1052px

>>16469335
I want to get lost in the forest of magic, only to be discovered by Marisa on one of her mushroom runs!
I want Marisa to take me home with her, asking me where I came from and what I was doing all the way out there by myself!
I want to tell Marisa how much I love magic, and how I would do anything to become her apprentice!
I want to live with Marisa, learning magic and meeting all the wonderful denizens of Gensokyo!
I want a spark of romance to form between Marisa and myself over time, leading to a strong and loving relationship!
I want Marisa and myself to become known as the most powerful magician couple in all of Gensokyo, renowned for our abilities!
I want to eventually settle down a bit with Marisa, having two loving children in our humble home in the forest, teaching them everything we know!
I want to run off with Marisa after our children have grown, and embrace the way of the hermit to extend our lives!
I want to ascend to celestialdom with Marisa by my side, enjoying our ageless existence side by side, just as in love as the day we were married!

The real question, however, is if I would take up Marisa's last name, or if she would take mine?

>>16468991
Dumb kotposter.

>>16469669
it depends on which name is better

>>16469669
Is your last name cooler than Kirisame?

>>16467282
best taste

File: 5a219d6c36353b49718991d4c4647b11.jpg (214KB, 647x900px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 647x900px

>>16469729
>>16469764
That is a good question.
I mean, I think Kirisame sounds cool, but my last name is foreign to her, so maybe she'll think it's really cool?

>>16469795
As long as it's not some lame bullshit and exotic enough for Gensokyo you'd be fine
Personally I'm fucked because my last name is short and common as fuck

File: 9e23f69dacc026b02a9fafae114d190a.jpg (462KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

462KB, 600x800px

>>16469807
Well my last name is short and not exactly uncommon.
In English speaking countries.

But in Gensokyo? Who knows.

>>16469826
Don't be a bitch and just tell us your last name so we can judge your coolness

>>16469829
Don't talk that way.

>>16469880
Shut up mom, I'm an adult now

File: Kirisame.Marisa.full.342140.jpg (1MB, 2421x1200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2421x1200px

I thought her bomb was the coolest. Magic is meant to be cool

File: Kirisame.Marisa.full.1398907.jpg (483KB, 1120x747px) Image search: [Google]

483KB, 1120x747px

>>16470609
"It ain't magic if it ain't flashy." -Marisa, PMiSS

File: Yuyuko (220).png (1016KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

1016KB, 1000x1000px

>>16464774
>>16465233 is 100% correct
I just fucking love everything about her

File: 59543937_p0.jpg (1MB, 1000x1419px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x1419px

Nothing needs to be said.

No other 2hu can compare.