I want to divorce the Amanojaku!

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I hope nothing will got wrong when you divorce your waifu.

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>>16456983
>>16457115
˙ʇɐlɟ sᴉ ɐɾᴉǝs puɐ
sʞɹoʍ ʇᴉ ʍoɥ ʇou s,ʇɐɥʇ

>>16457125
Seija isn't flat...

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>>16457283

>>16457294
ZUN's art isn't canon

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>>16457298
And you're VERY funny.

>>16457326
Thanks

>>16457326
But no thanks.

>>16457294
Zun draws every girl flat.

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>>16457389

>>16457420
Just because she's wearing loose fitting cloth does not mean she got big breasts anon.

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She went down 1 place in the last poll.
I bet she's happy.

>>16457876
Maybe someday people will realize that Seija is just as shitty as Sumireko or Mamizou.

>>16457911
She's shittier!

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>>16457911
That's cute.
But Seija is worse than anyone.

>>16457983
Wouldn't gu be happy that her daughter finally found a bf?

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kissu kissu

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clearly the worst touhou ever made

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>>16458038
Where are the horns?

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>>16458119
I want to make more touhous with her, if you know what I mean

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>>16458125
Right here!

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>>16458135
Are youkai even born in the usual manner?

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Hard times.

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Seijapai is too rare.

>>16458157
Rinnosuke's parents managed well enough, and they even passed down traits despite one side apparently not having DNA.

Amanojacute!

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Seija's panties!

>>16461407
>>16458125

>>16461427
>>16458143

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>>16461491

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Amanojacute is NOT for lewd!

>>16467227
Seija is pure. PURE!

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>>16468848
pure shit

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>>16469942
You're gonna need to work harder on those compliments.

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>>16465741

>>16471688
"Remember when you turned me upside down? I'm going to do that to your insides"

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>>16471691
WITH THIS FINGER!

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I want to love and protect Seija to the point she's driven into an endless grief and kills herself from my boundless love and compassion for her!

I like Seija's mom better

>>16471778
>>16471783

Is an Amanojaku just a youkai or a type of Oni?
How long do they live?

I need to know, for science.

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>>16472111
It's a grey area in mythology but for 2hu puposes Amanojaku are explicity seperate youkai from Oni [It's mentioned in omake.txt]

Given that amanojaku are "a particulary twisted type of youkai" Seija's mental state probably is not entirely unique for her species.

Given this attitude and her lack of strength it is probable that wild amanojaku are going to get exterminated at a more rapid pace than other youkai, so their lifespans are likely to be cut short.

However, Sagume manages to qualify as an important Lunarian, being a 'divine spirit, ranked far above amanojaku' who is also explicity not a faith-based god, or an oni, or a departed soul.

Perhaps it's like a catapillar->butterfly where tiny minority of amaojaku who survive 'mellow out' and ascend to become something much more?

Who killed Seija's dad?

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>>16472342
>Perhaps it's like a catapillar->butterfly
Will Seija grow pretty wings?

>>16472425
The nameless being that lost a son, perhaps.

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>>16472342
Amanojaku are an endangered species that should be protected not only from other races, but from themselves.

How awful are amanojaku parents, even? Are they like that one bird species that sneaks their egg into another bird's nest and that egg hatches and becomes a parasite and hogs all the food and care from the other hatchlings?

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>>16459086

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>>16472781
Seija showed through her manipulation that amanojaku are not beholden to instant gratification and can act 'normally' for extended periods of time.

It could work like that for kids, too- nuturing a little hellraiser will lead to more chaos in the long run than just abandoning it.

Or it could be like a mother cat where they are so brimming with oxytocin that you get cases of them suckling ducklings or creatures that the cat would kill on any other day.

Maybe having kids is when amanojaku settle somewhat, or that amanojaku only procreate after they have reached a more mature, settled stage- this would ensure that only the best amanojaku are producing offspring.

>>16472781
>Are they like that one bird species that sneaks their egg into another bird's nest and that egg hatches and becomes a parasite and hogs all the food and care from the other hatchlings?
You mean a Cuckoo bird?

I wanna procreate with Seija!

>>16473310
What would a half amanojaku be like? Would he just be indifferent towards everything?

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>>16476258
Horned children who have really twisted personalities (chuuni as fuck, but really harmless due to lack of powers and delusions of grandeur).

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Maria, this is what you wanted, right? This is the promise I made to you...

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>>16478651
I wish you hadn't done that.

>>16478678
I'm always glad to be a pain to others.

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>>16478651
Seija isn't an edgy nerd. Please stop bullying the amanojaku.

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>>16476258

It could work a bit like mules: more patient, hardy, and long lived than Amanojaku, but with an attitude that would be considered maladaptive and antisocial by human standards.

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>>16478734
>an attitude that would be considered maladaptive and antisocial by human standards.
Literally me.

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>>16472342
Sagume is the creator of the amanojaku, which I assume is why ZUN only said she's a "kind" of amanojaku. Considering how awful amanojaku are, I've always figured she made them one evening during a drunken stupor.

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>>16478793
Do NOT lewd the Amanojaku!

>>16476258
Deliberately contrarian about everything and with a pretense of being outspoken about it but too weak and unmotivated to actually do anything. Basically /jp/.

>>16478743
>>16479007
So Seija is /jp/'s mom? That explains a lot.

What's her endgame?

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>>16481526
I think the tragic thing is that she CAN'T have an endgame. She could completely anihilate societal order but after a while she's not going to be satisfied with the state of affairs and try to mess it up all over again. It may even not be physically healthy for her to lack have that friction against others.

Many youkai in mythology have weird behaviour patterns, like the spirit that licks up dirty bathrooms, or the wall one that stands in front of people. Why do they do what they do? It's their nature.

>>16481605
Oh

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>>16481605
Amanojaku either die young (relative to a normal youkai's lifespan) or live so long they end up trying to rebel against their very nature and end up accidentally killing themselves in the process.

Amanojaku more like Amanojackie chan.

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>>16481605
>>16481641
So she will never be truly happy.
That makes me sad, I wanna make Seija happy.

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>>16482413
Amanojaku are the ultimate hedgehog's dilemma. The more you get close to her, the more she's going to hurt you. The more you try to love her, the more you hurt her. Your best option is to just treat her like shit. It'll hurt you to hurt the one you love, but at least she'll be happy (until she realizes you're only bullying her because you love her, then she's going to just not like being hit by you).

>>16482430
>ultimate hedgehog's dilemma
>ultimate hedgehog

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>>16482430
That only makes me want her even more.

>hedgehog
stop this meme

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>>16461407
This reminds me of a porn doujin I read. She pulls an all-nighter playing games with the koubito, then suddenly decides she wants to have anal sex and shows up, walking in the door backwards to "establish her character" at the artist's self-insert's house, and they go at it. Afterwards, she says she's not satisfied and offers to let him use the front hole. This, of course, is a lie, and she laughs at him and does pic related.

It was an amusing in-character end to a very out-of-character doujin in general.

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Would rubbing and caressing Seija's tiny, perky horns make them grow bigger?

>>16484404
If I pulled them off, would she flip?

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>>16484431
It would be totally radical.

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ugh... seija boobie

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>>16456983
Hmm...
*Add horns and red 'n white dye*
HMM!

>>16456983
I have absolutely no intention of being a co-respondent in the inevitable legal case.

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>>16486612
>seija boobie
The malnourished contrarian nerd can't be anything but small and flat-chested.

>>16487118
That's why she must have huge tits.

>>16487130

well reasoned

What would sex with Seija be like?

>>16487378
Extremely painful

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>>16487378
Like those instant loss 2koma where she starts off really smug but in the next panel she's covering her face while crying her eyes out while you're sitting on the mattress next to her on the phone to get Sukuna to pick her up.

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"Hey, anon, do you have some free time tonight? I think we should go on a date... just the two of us. I promise you I'm not planning anything."

What do you do?

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>>16488931
"No, I'm busy and even if I weren't I wouldn't want to spend my free time on an terrible, despicable and ugly person like you"

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>>16488959
"Wow! Someone knows how to talk to girls. I thought you would just pussy out. And in case you didn't notice, as there are no phones in Gensokyo I was actually right behind you this whole time. We're going on a date RIGHT NOW, cutie!"
Thus Anonymous and Seija went on a long and awkward adventure through the night of Gensokyo. Eventually they married and fucked. As they're both unfit to be parents, Sagume was forced to raise their four distinct children on her own.

GOOD (BAD?) END

>>16489096
the greatest love story ever told

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>>16487118
Everyone knows that amanojaku get chubby when they don't eat enough.

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>>16487724
Hm!? Seija in CM3D2? Damn, I need to find that!

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>>16489574

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>>16489576
aw nuts, I misremembered what the kitchen looked; of course it ain't that

>>16489466
Where the fuck do giantesses get clothes from?

>>16489096
>there are no phones in Gensokyo
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!!!??

>>16491216
She's not giant, the people are just very small.

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What instrument would Seija play?

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>>16491216
Lilliputians/inchlings

>>16491858
Bagpipes

I really wish that Seija were retconned into a boy or something. That way I'd have the perfect self-insert.

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>>16491858
Vuvuzela.

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>>16491858
>>16492641
>>16493780
One would EXPECT that, because of the rumors she's fostered. It was all to get some poor villager in a false sense of security, so she can blow them away with the sax!

>>16493872
Pardon my ignorance. What circle is that?

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Is Seija cute or sexy?

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>>16495108
Sexute.

>>16495108
Revolting.

>>16493872
Damn it Seija you're holding it backwards

>>16496546
Let her hold it whatever way makes her happiest most upset.

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>>16495108
Seija is my waifu-if-I-didn't-already-have-a-waifu.

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>>16496915
Pleb.

>>16496915
Leave right now.

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Divorcing the Amanojaku!

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Joining the rebel

>>16496915
Who is "already your waifu" then?

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>>16497960

>>16497428
Reverse Wedding with Seija!

Meeting the bride before the big day!
Giving gifts to the wedding guests, then stealing rice from them!
Refusing to cut the cake!
You may now get slapped by the bride!

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Is Seija edgy?

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>>16498475
"...You are late, Seija, from now on my eye shall follow you and observe you for me!"

>>16498519
Lewd

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>>16498475
Only because she's surrounded by non-edgy people.

In one of those Grim/gritty gensokyo scenarios one could imagine a more Robin-hood, funloving amanojaku

>>16498475
What she did to Shinmyoumaru was pretty shitty but she's just acting contrarily, she's not like a youkai who exists to slaughter people or something.

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>>16498614
The Kobito was nothing but a tool for her. She deserved to be manipulated for being so dumb.

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>>16498519
Nobody tells me what to do.

>>16489576
why the anomalocaris?

>>16498883
rich in protein

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How conscious is Seija of her own actions?

Is her Amanojaku nature stronger than her?

Does she really have a dream or is it just her fate since she was born?

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>>16498614
>she's not like a youkai who exists to slaughter people or something.
What is Urikohime?

>>16499317
Not Seija

I really like Seija's hair. I want to put my hand in it and stroke it.

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>>16500893
I'm gonna touch her weak and exposed little horns!

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>>16501802
If I grab her by her horns, will she marry me?
I want her to call me Darling

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I wanna hug her

Does Seija become stronger when she takes off her wristbands?

Seija should've been a boy to contradict the rest of the all-female cast.

>>16506869
Because she always does things the other way around, huh?

>>16506869
I'm gay for Seija

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Does Seija have pointy ears?

>>16499293
What is with the pointed ear meme?
this art is fantastic, but I'm curious.

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Why is Seija crying, /jp/?

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>>16516746
Because she can't make me hate her

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>>16499293
This is hard to answer because it's a philosophical issue. Aristotle said that human nature is in part 'to build a household'. If that's true, would a human wanting to do that succumbing to their nature?

However, It's probably different in-canon, where it appears that objective 'wrong' involves an element of going against your natural function as a youkai or whatever. If a youkai went completely contrary to their nature they would likely die/fade away if they don't turn into something else.

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Seija's got a gun!

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Seija is cool!

>>16516746
It's her fate to die alone forgotten and ultimately having failed to overcome her own nature, you'd cry too.

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Perfection

>>16530314
Those look pretty imperfect to me, son.

>>16530334
It's intended for people with superior taste

>>16530314
Please stop insulting Seija's chest.

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How would you date Seija?

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>>16532899
Two words. First word rhymes with 'rating'. Second word rhymes with 'stress'.

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>>16533102
Hating confess?

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>>16533102
Tasting sweetness?

>>16533102
Dating dress?

>>16535741
So close to seeing it yet so far....

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Seija Seija Seija

>>16533102
You're going to start Mating her Chest?

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>>16541417
Seija has no chest.

I want to beat the shit out of Seija!

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>>16546063
Seija is for loving, not bullying.

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Why does everyone think that she's some insane loon that doesn't a have a single bit of control over her contrarian nature, when she's pretty normal when talking in-game?

>>16549452
Because they're projecting their own autism

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>>16549452
Why are you forgetting that Seija is a liar like all amanojaku, gifted with a silver tongue?

She plays at being friendly or sociable if getting on your good side means an ultimate contrarian goal (tries to recruit you in DDC if you're using a possessed tool, and of course there's Shinmyoumaru). If you think I'm pulling that from nowhere, though, see Shimmy's DDC profile.

Other than that she discards friendships, is an asshole, and absolutely loves it because, in her words, she is "an amanojaku since birth". I guess I wonder what you mean by "normal" basically. The entire plot of ISC ain't normal nor is it normal how she treats near anyone she speaks with in it (she's pretty much just a jerk/bastard, even when an olive branch is extended). She just wants to piss people off and cause a ruckus, as is her nature. She's not a human, she's a youkai, and of course that means she has no "control" over that nature.

>>16549693
what the fuck I'm literally Seija

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>>16549693
What I meant is that she's not the simple "everything I say is the opposite" or that you need to talk to her in a certain way meme.

That's what I meant by "normal", look at her ISC dialogue between the different characters and you won't notice anything special about it.

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>>16549767
most people doing that either don't seem to understand that she doesn't "say the opposite of what she feels", or do understand and just are amused at the idea

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>>16549693
She's a youkai that even other youkai detest.

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>>16549693
I wanna french kiss that silver tongue

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Seija and her mom!

>>16481605
>She could completely anihilate societal order
The thing is if she annihilates social order then her super contrarianism will dictate that she needs to build a utopia
She's not even Chaotic Evil, she's just a contrarian, and the sad thing about contrarianism is that by accomplishing your goal you change your goal.

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>>16553893

>>16555003
I want to be Seija

>>16499293
Read in the spongebob narrator's voice because of that font.

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>>16554063
>sad thing
it would probably make her hilariously elated, the irony of reversing a situation she'd already reversed

>>16557446
I want her

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I want to cum inside Seija and then release her on the wilds

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I wanna transfer my body heat to her.

I want to lick the red streak in Seija's hair

>>16567320
Get in line faggot.

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It's Valentine's day!

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>>16567526

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What did you get Seija for Valentine's Day? I got her nothing; she was so happy!

>>16572893
I got her a card that says "I hate you" in it.

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>>16572893
no seija slashing!

>>16574680
whoa!

https://exhentai.org/g/1030148/659ae34ceb/

>>16574979
w-wew

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What makes Seija more interesting than other 'hus?

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>>16578490
She doesn't want your tea and cakes, she's not going to apologize, she's not going to hang out at the shrine.

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>>16578490
ISC
Her personality really fleshes out in just 2 games. Fortnuately her strong and distinct personality is something many of us come to love.

ISC2 WHEN

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>>16578490
She really feels like a youkai, more than most of the cast (who, after everything, is rather friendly). She's "alien" and weird and does things that humans would absolutely never do. She's also full of (unwarranted?) confidence and boldness, which makes her really likable in spite of being a contrarian asshole.

>>16578527
ISC indeed made her my third favorite character after I played through the series last year.

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>>16578490
Even Reimu hates her enough to not invite her to tea.

>>16578527
ISC 2 should have Gugugu involved in it somehow.

>>16578958
I just want Yama vs Seija with her crystal clear judgement spellcard. Now that would be really neat to play.

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>>16578963
It's very unlikely Shikeiki has any beef with Seija. Seija is an ideal amanojaku.

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>>16578963
>Yama vs Seija
An ultimate battle between the order of law and chaos. I would love to see my two favorite 2hus kick each others ass.

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>>16581228
Seija is not chaos.

>>16581253
But Seija is the master of the Chaos Control technique.

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>>16583168
Stop trying to force this meme.

>>16583187
I'm sorry. I won't do it again.

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I think my copy of DDC is broken.
Because there's no option to join Seija, no matter which shottype I use.

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>>16584004
What would a world where the weak rule the strong even look like?

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>>16584694

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>>16489466

>>16587447
NO

>>16589868
literally me

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>>16588016
YES

>>16457420
how did sanae become a seductress
this thing is so ugly and disgusting

>>16591097
>this thing is so ugly and disgusting
That's Sanae for you.

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I sometimes wish I were an Amanojaku.
That way I wouldn't suffer so much.

Fucking Seijanchovies...

>>16602126
Seija would not wear such girlish panties.

>>16602412
That's what she wants you to think.

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>>16602412
Seija is a cute, feminine PoS.

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Seija is experiencing some changes in her body!

>>16589868
cute

What's your least favorite thing about the Amanojaku?

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>>16621075
Her horns

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>>16623461
Agreed. I'd spend hours caressing them, if she allowed me to.

>>16623461
same

i am the amanojaku

>>16639909
I became one, but it doesn't feel good

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Now I know what's going on! The military has mistaken me for the likes of you!

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>>16643872
There's no time for games. FAREWELL!

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>>16639909
Marry me.

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Response to memes.

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Asking Seija out on a date with handcuffs while she's asleep! Lovingly force-feeding her my unskilled, overcooked homemade food! Attaching egg vibes to her horns while verbally abusing her! Making her ahegao with my pathetic three-inch penis! Ejaculating into her sticky youkai vagina! Adding her clothes to my private collection! Shoving her out the door, naked and handcuffed! Arranging our second date!

>>16648653
yes

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>>16658838
Imagine Seija's face when you don't show up to the wedding.

"I-I love anon! I-I love him SO MUCH! I can't believe he is making me his w-wife! I'm so happy!"

>>16660899
Rude

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Can an Amanojaku even fall in love?

>>16666549
I want Seija to fall in love with me.

>>16666549
Seija can fall in hate

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Seija is a horny girl!

>>16679671
cool pic

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How old do you think she is?

>>16682615
Old enough

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>>16682615
I'd argue she's actually younger than Cirno, as I can't imagine amanojaku living for very long compared to other youkai due to how much every other living thing fucking hates them.

wouldn't it make sense if seija was a boy? touhou consists almost entirely of girls yet the amanojaku who's meant to oppose everyone is also a girl.

>>16687085
But then I wouldn't be able to fap to a boy(male).

>>16687085
That's exactly why she is a girl. She got you good

>>16687610
You know, this actually makes sense.

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>>16687961
Seijasaur best saur.

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What rhymes with Seija?

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>>16689512
Womb-crushing baby-making sex-ja.

>>16690050
Seija is a copyright infringement!

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>>16690226
DDC came first

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What is this expression supposed to convey?

>>16687000
Fairies have a fucked up concept of death in general though and Cirno is literally an old woman from a human point of view.

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She will never be real.
And even if she were, she would never like me because she's an Amanojaku.

How do you deal with this double rejection?

>>16691977
Masturbate

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Is she a M?

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>>16696378
She's the only one for me

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>>16696386
Sorry dude, you're too late.

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>>16696378
She's a switch

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>>16696425

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I'm taking full possession of this female Amanojaku

>>16700943
That would make you you my son-in-law, kid.

>>16712113
I love that face.

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>>16712335
It's the face of an angel.