Yukarinn Daisuki!

I want to punch Yukari!

>>16450856
There's no way. Yukari is the strongest Touhou.

>>16450877
[X] tell Yukari that she never finished collage
[X] tell Yukari that she ran away to this fantasy world to run away from reality
[X] punch Yukari as she's off guard

It's not that hard, son.

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Is there any other 2hu as perfect as Yukari?
I mean, you can claim that your fsvorite 2hu is better but at the end of the day you know that is not true.
Yukarin is the definion of perfectness and truly nobody on Gensokyo can top her.

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>>16450856
I'm going to punch Yukari's womb with my penis.

>>16451013
Alice is the only perfect Touhou.

>>16451182
How can a stage 3 boss friendless neet be perfect?
Answer: she is not

>>16451271
she's an EX boss too

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>>16451013
her design just kind of stands out and blends together so well
she's also interesting and has a lot going on.

>>16451468
and Yukari is a phantasm, the only one

OLD

Relying on hierarchy as a reason to like or love is demeaning in a way.

>>16453043
but i like her because of the way she is, anon

>>16451271
To be fair, even as a Phantasm boss Yukari is a lazy NEET with two friends maximum and a fox-computer as her only companions.

>>16453119
So like us, only a smart, sexy and powerful BBA.

I always found something unsettling about Yukari. It makes it impossible to fap to her or even think about her for too long.

>>16453197
if you gaze into the gap long enough, the gap will gazes back into you.

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>>16453197
Probably because she might be watching you fap to pictures of her.

I want to steal Yukari panties!

>>16453255
>implying she doesn't like it

>>16453270
>tfw will never be fapping to Yukarin when suddenly she pops out of a gap and watches you amusedly

>>16453293
>tfw yukarin will never fuck you after that and turn you into a youkai

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>>16453293
Feels bad

>>16453270
>>16453293
>>16453368
Cut that shit out.

>>16453270
>>16453293
>>16453368

Who are you all quoting? He sounds like a fag.

>>16453708
>>16453768
i refuse

>>16453708
>>16453768
Samefag please get out

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When will Yukari reinforce the border?

>>16454043
Why Yukari would govern a country full of fat and weak people who believe more in her weapons than themselves?.

Take your pick
1. Yukari is Merry
2. Yukari is Merry's mother or relative
3. They're unrelated aside from borders

>>16454216
2

>>16454216
3. I really like red herrings.

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>>16454216
I don't like the first two choices, so I'll just say 3.

Alternatively, Maribel is Yukari's tulpa or avatar made out of boredom or to experience life as a human instead of a gap-lurking Lovecraftian Outer God. Like how DMs create DMPCs to play their own games.

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Bad thread.

>>16454486
Why are Eirinfags so salty about Yukarifags?
Is because Yukari is better?

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>>16454530
Because Eirin is tsundere about Yukari. but sadly Yukari'll never notice her because she has already a better girl to hang out, while Eirin has to keep caring of that kuso princess.

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>>16454216
I think it's one.

>Is Merry related to Yukari somehow?
>How should I say this. In the past, there was this Lafcadio Hearn. Don't think too much about this.

I don't really see any other way that could be interpreted.

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WHY YUKARI IS A WHORE ?

>>16455822
she's not, she's not as slutty as sanae

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>>16455874
A WHORE

>>16455888
i demand you stop insulting lady yukari

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>>16455888
>>16455897
OF BABYLON

>>16455921
Yukari never went to babylon
she's a weeb who moved to japan

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>>16455822
Don't call her that

there is enough evidence to conclude that she is indeed a whore.

>>16457458
Source?

>>16457458
Yukari is redpilled

>>16457458
I can thoroughly prove through experimentation that your conclusion is, in fact, incorrect.

>>16455822
Because dat ass...

post more

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"I'll always be watching you, Lunarian,

ALWAYS."

>>16459411
Eirin is old, OLD!

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Yukarin's silky gloves!

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>>16461270
So is Yukari

YUKARI IS A NASTY SLUT.

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>>16463453
>>16463387
get out

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>>16463387

>>16463387
>>16463978
This is one of my all time favorites

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NO SLut

>>16463978
Sauce?

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Ahhh.... the good old days when I called Yukari my "waifu" and worshiped her. Unfortunately, all illusions must eventually come to an end.

>>16465780
Clearly your taste is shit
unless it's ran because ran is fine

>>16463387
stop bullying yukari you monster

>>16465849
I no longer have a taste. That which does not exist can't be shit, just how it can't be anything else.

>>16466655
Cat literally got your tongue ?

>>16465764
Extend party

>>16465764
Extend Party 3

The strongest character isn't a man? What kind of otherworldly nonsense is this? Must be some butch feminist kinda stuff.

>>16467558
When you got a mystical fantasy land that's 90% overpowered girls it's hard to have strong male characters.
It's another world based on nonsense.

>>16467617
Is Chen sealed like Rumia?

>>16453686
What was the game name?

Youkai tiddy.

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>>16471863

>>16471842
Touhou Kenchinroku

I'll save you, Yukari!

>>16476006
You'll need to wake her up first.

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>>16476544
Do you think Letty wakes Yukarin up before she disappears?

>>16476571
Yukari can't wake up.

>>16476576
Can't wake up inside?

>>16477490
Exactly. When she needs to wake up in order to do something, she gaps herself outside.

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Yukari is...

Yog-Sothoth pretending to be an anime girl

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>>16488429
...a smiling cute!

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>>16488429
interested in locomotives

>>16489270
If she can gap trains to the battlefield, why not planes, ships, or missiles?

>>16489318
It's more aesthetic to come out of dark tunnels, the gaps don't have to be weird shapes to accomodate wings and mundane explosives are redundant with danmaku

>>16489345
>mundane explosives are redundant with danmaku
I know for a fact I want Yukari to start lobbing anti-ship missiles at people though.
Then again, I don't imagine she'd be very willing to do something with explosives considering the possible damage to Gensokyo.

>>16489270
I still don't understand how running someone over with a train is within the spell card rules.

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>>16488429
Maribel

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>>16489667
The spell card system just specifies for you to describe what spell you're going to use, and it's the opponent's job to dodge it. So a "fuck you, here's a train" spellcard is technically fair game as well as long as the opponent knows it's coming.
Although, it's entirely possible Yukari just does not give a fuck.

>>16488429
...a chuu chuu!

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Yukari is not even the strongest character.
What is her appeal now?

>>16494661
She's pure speculation fuel. ZUN will never reveal anything about her so everyone can interpret her how they wish.

>>16494661
Who is the strongest character then? The one that can dish out the most damage? The one who can survive the most?

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>>16488429
in need of a big hug!

>>16488429
Nasty

>>16494661
her power is broken when taken literally and only anti-powers and raw power really outmatch that

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>>16496321
The one who can take a lot of dicks once.

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>>16496321
Tommy Pickles.

I want to kick Yukari in the butt, dude.

>>16497959
That's playing with matches in a dynamite factory, dood!

>>16454106
FOR SCIENCE! And poor Yuuka and Mima, and possibly to allow Sariel to get some GOD DAMNED SLEEP THEY NEVER SHUT UUUUUUUUPPP!!!!!!

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I want to take Yukari to the dance floor!

>>16497958
I want to post the goober Tommy face, but I also think that's a horrible thing to do to the people of this board.

>>16457458
There was that one doujin where she was a delivery girl, but the guy tried to kick her out because he wanted a little girl, and then she convinces him to marry her through sex. I like that doujin.

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You're in public when suddenly Yukari opens a gap in your pants and forces your chinpo through so she can satisfy her lust. Now what?

>>16499237
Can't she gap her chinpo in my mouth instead?

>>16499246
What if she gapped YOUR chinpo into your mouth instead?

>>16499601
If is my own chinpo is not gay, right?

*gaps a train behind you*
nothing personell kid

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No in my watch

BELLY
MOUSEPAD
https://oasisu17.booth.pm/items/275000?registration=1

>>16512582
I need it, I must rest my hand on yukarins cute fat belly and play a lot with it!

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Kiss!ing with Yuyuko

>>16512582
That actually sold out?

>>16514445
i bought all of them

>>16514939
Can you send me one?

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Not yet

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>>16523948
What?

gappy makes me happy

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>>16524865
Too bad gappy hates you

>>16524865
But he has four balls man. FOUR BALLS. That ain't normal

>>16525348
how many dicks tho

>>16524865
Best Jojo

>>16524876
who is gappy when you take off the hat?

>>16525348
That means twice the amount of love juice he can ejaculate into Yasuho.

>>16525348
Does he also have four dicks?

>>16526281
>>16528628
Only one dick tho

It's like that shit ain't right.

>>16467558
Unzan would be the strongest if Ichirin wasn't holding him back.

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>>16526427

mappy.

>>16467558
Get out of /jp/

You must be either crossboarding scum or a lame troll.

Get out of /jp/

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>>16488794
I want to cuddle the lurker at the threshold!

>>16539410
Ah the good old days.

>>16514417
Necro

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>>16547395
Fantasy!

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pictured: the average Yukarifag

>>16551104
Needs more diaper hat

>>16563620
I hate when they cry crocodile tears

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It's Valentine's Day! I love you, Yukari-sama!

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>>16564212
She's taken.

I hate yukari because she's inches taller than me

>>16566218
How tall is Yukari anyway?

>>16563620
Too bad that shit went to NTR/Rape with part 3.

I want to passionately kiss Yukari and have worthless Yukarifag /jp/sies watch.

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>>16566287
As tall as she wants to be.

>>16566287
Shorter than Kasen.

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>>16566287
What kinds of Yukari do you like?

>>16566287
Well, we know how tall Marisa is canonically, so if we find a good comparison with her we should be able to know.
Unless there's an official height for Yukari somewhere and I don't know about it or forgot about it.

>>16572348
me on the right

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>>16567321

>>16494661
Someone should taking care of her son?

>>16450845
>Yukarinn Daisuki!
More like Yukarinrin die, сука.

>>16572364
I checked the book that came from. There is NO height listed anywhere in there. The number was pulled out of ass from what I can tell.

>>16572348
The one with the big futa dong

>>16574173
So all of them?

>>16455822
When you live for 1000+ years, and you are demonstrably more powerful than almost everyone in your own plane, then a natural consequence is that you fuck a maximum number of people at once at the same time, because you can.

Yukari is a whore because Yukari a shitty 1000+ years grandma Mary Sue.

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>>16579701
She would have to actually be liked by others to be a Mary Sue.

Instead she resorts to feeding dandelions to people at parties because people don't put up with her shit in canon.

>>16579701
but she's not

Yukari is an ancien/tg/ranny who plays tabletop roleplaying games!

>>16577585
If that's how it is, then yes, all of them.

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>>16580076
Wow, I want to roleplay with Yukarin!

>>16580076
But she's 17

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greatest youkai

>>16580076
I've always wanted to play dnd but I never had friends to do so. The times I tried to with my family, my cousin was the GM. Both campaigns lasted one session and we never continued them.

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Yukari is happy!

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>>16596526
Indeed she is. But poor cirno, she didn't see it coming

She's not my type.

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>>16600315

>>16600604
I'm the ripped one.

>>16602501
I'm the fat one.

>>16602501
I'm the one holding this nigga back.

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Damn it, Yukarin, where are your gloves?!