Sakuya is a perfect, elegant and cute meido. She likes it when things are neat and clean, so please do your best to keep this place tidy.
I've already got a maid, lady.
>>16421928
enjoy penile fracture
>>16422975
nani sore?
>>16421928
extremely gay
>>16421885
>>16423125
Bully! Why is he throwing Sakuya around?!
>>16423125
I'm the Trash Man. I come out, I throw trash all over all over the ring and then, I start eating garbage.
>>16421885
It must be nice not having to pay for a separate bodyguard.
Sakuya's ass.... on my face!
>>16423117
low test manlet detected
>>16423244
I bet her butt smells like clean linens and hopes & dreams.
>>16423256
I want to prod her colon with my dick.
>>16423252
yeah i prefer my women low test
>>16423125
Stop this!
No bullying allowed.
Sakuya's chafed skin from the knife sheaths abrading her bare thigh all day!
>>16423282
I would too, preferably after I get some sort of potion from Eirin granting me endless ejaculation so I can bloat her bowels with my semen until she looks pregnant.
>>16423783
too lewd.
>>16423818
Sakuya herself is too lewd
>>16421885
Didn't the mistress buy her a Swiffer?
I'm gonna CUM on Sakuya's maid uniform!
>>16424078
But then she'll have to clean it up
I want Sakuya to teach me to be as Perfect and Elegant as she is.
>>16425583
Pretty sure the first step is to have timehax powers
>>16425589
In that case, let's shoot for as close as I can get without those powers instead.
I want to tilt every painting in the Scarlet Devil Mansion while Sakuya's asleep.
My perfectly elegant wife.
Perfect and elegant intercrural.
What is she thinking about?
>>16421885
I want to cum on a window of the SDM and have Sakuwan clean it!
>>16438731
She's thinking about cleaning and working hard.
>>16421885
>>16438865
Stop this.
No shitposting in a perfect and elegant thread.
>>16438874
Cute bullyposting*
>>16438731
How she might have long enough to enjoy the tea in real time before the fairies and hobgoblins break something and she's fixing shit again.
>>16438731
thingken of remi
>>16438879
There's nothing cute about bullying.
>>16438890
Is there anything cute about being bullied by Sakuya?
>>16438890
It's an acquired taste
>>16438914
There's nothing cute in bullying, at all.
>>16438922
No, it's not.
Does Sakuya ever have to sharpen her knives, or can she just summon knives from the past that are still sharp?
That's actually really convenient. I could never imagine having to individually sharpen and hone hundreds of knives.
>>16421885
Clean THIS
>>16445014
>or can she just summon knives from the past that are still sharp?
no
>>16445014
>In order to save money and the planet, she reuses knives she's already thrown.
She uses the same knives over and over again, so she picks them up after using them in a knife.
I love Sakuya!
I want to hold hands with Sakuya!
I want to go to festivals with Sakuya!
I want to go swimming at the beach with Sakuya!
I want to rest my head on Sakuya's lap!
I want to massage Sakuya after a hard day of work!
I want to sharpen Sakuya's knives for her!
I want to sign a marriage certificate with Sakuya!
I want to sleep in the same bed as Sakuya and cuddle with her!
I love Sakuya!
Sakuya!!!
It's my birthday today /jp/, so please post a lot of cute Sakuya pictures to make it a better day.
>>16445064
Then what happens when they get dull?
I'm also pretty sure I read somewhere that she could pull copies of things from other timelines.
>>16450544
Happy birthday, anon.
>>16450544
Hope your birthday's great, anon.
As a fellow Sakuyafag I wish you luck and success!
>>16450544
>please post a lot of cute Sakuya pictures
That's an excellent request.
>>16421885
I want to sexually harass Sakuya while she's working.
>>16451470
"Go ahead.. I don't mind.."
>>16451470
She'll sexually harass you instead
>>16451470
If you move in to sexually harass Sakuya, you'd realize time had stopped and now Sakuya is harassing you.
This thread needs more happy Sakuya.
>>16456934
I'm kind of sad Sakuya got a lot less first place votes this year in the poll and ended up dropping a position. But at least this way she's closer to the ozeu, which she'd probably much prefer.
Yare yare daze
>>16460529
I'm a bit glad she' still in the top5 at least, but the whole novelty of the votes has kind of died down on me so I don't care that much anymore.
>>16450544
>>16469151
The timeless question. Sakuwan or Sakunyan?
>>16456934
that Happy Sakuya has very gropable boobs.
>>16471344
Sakuwan, obviously!
As if you'd even have to ask that!
>>16471344
Sakuya is a DEVIL DOG!
OORAH! SEMPER FI!
>>16471344
I actually like Sakuynyan the most. It's also fitting because she seem to like cats.
>>16471344
Well, she has this dog of the devil thing going on, but also Patchy rated her "catness" pretty high.
I like Sakuwan tho, I want to walk her naked wearing dog ears and a dog tail buttplug around the Mansion.
Then we can reverse the roles.
*knifed*
>if you knife on this server you will be banned
Suckuya!
I like it when Sakuya murders fellow humans, drains them of blood, and then butchers them into meat for the youkai of the mansion
What a sweetheart
>>16477908
I want sakuya to do all of those things to me
>>16445014
It's the same thing as the Possibility magic from Bas-Lag. She throws one knife, but the possibilities of the angles are many. Her manipulation over time makes all the possibilities true.
Is Sakuya the most comfy Touhou?
>>16421885
I think Sakuya is the best smelling Touhou.
>>16485005
Comfy to be around, but I doubt her life of endless housework would be very comfy.
>>16425659
Alucard ya great splintery sore on the eyes a god, go back to your Protestant whore of a master. And tell her brunch is on for next week so don't forget the family key lime recipe!!!Looking forward to it.
>/stomach
>/taste receptors
>>16448033she wanted the same things
>>16471387
Final Fantasy Tactics crossover When Again? Yeah you read that right...
Eating Sakuya's homemade food.
Giving Sakuya a foot massage after she's back from a hard days work.
Holding Sakuya's hands.
Giving Sakuya a hug while sleeping on the bed together.
Being able to make Sakuya happy.
You will never be able to do any of these things...
>>16492907
Not with an attitude like that you can't!!!
>implying hesitantly using photon again
What did they mean by this?
>>16493516
Lunarians trying to become perfectly elegant by association.
I want Sakuya to clean my body using her butt.
>>16492907
Remember anon, Gensokyo is only one death away.
>>16495673
In my headcanon I'd like to think that Eirin is Sakuya's big sister.
What are the chances of Sakuya being playable in Touhou 15.5?
>>16471387
>>16504963
That'd be a good illustration of her if the hands weren't huge.
Best operatorhu.
I worship Sakuya's ass every day
Should I stop? It's starting to get out of hand. Sometimes I can't go to sleep if I haven't kissed her ass at least once for the day.
>>16515634
>Should I stop?
Yes. Sakuya is a leghu, you should worship her legs instead.
>>16520310
post more sakuya leg you faggot
>>16421885
I wish live like her. but it not fun.
I wish live with her. clean and tidy
>>16515634
I want to make out with her asshole.
>>16521965
Well aren't you one rude dude.
I wonder if it's a coincident that all my favorite Touhou games have Sakuya as a playable character.
Well anon, are you coming or what?
>>16529946
I also like to live dangerously.
>>16452700
"ay bby u want sum fuk" i say as i unzip my dick
>>16521965
Not him but here you go, I have a supply nearly as endless as the greatest gams themselves.
>>16520310
Goddamn it, why doen't anyone ever do the collars properly?
>>16471639
Where is that image from?
I want to lift up Sakuya's skirt so the whole world can see her ass while she's trying to work.
>>16533307
>They were visible all afternoon.
>You only tell me after it's over!?
>>16533240
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2483239
>>16533319
>"...and if you look to your lef, you will see the head maid, and more importantly, the panties being worse over the Head Maid's quite lovely ass. No Flash photography, please."
>>16533431
I hope the souvenir shop has replicas for sale.
>>16538177
I think you'll be pleasantly surprised, young scholar.
What does it take to gain respect and trust from Sakuya and what did Remi do to make Sakuya like her that much?
>>16541592
Become a vampire loli
>>16541592
Remi challenged sakuya to a thumb wrestling match and won.
>>16541592
If only I could still tell you...I'll just say that Remi's version of England was probably a torture porn hell-scape if you looked closely.
>Keep Calm and Bring Order to Hedonistic Anarchy
>>16477908
My favorite kind of person
Choose your meido.
>>16553293
Far right, that is pure elegance right there.
>>16553293
This one.
And this one's for you, anon.
>>16562999
... delete this
>>16583593
What's wrong?
>>16485571
cooking and cleaning is actually enjoyable anon, you should give it a try
Is Sakuya best as a cutehu or coolhu?
>>16523424
please say you have the sauce...
>>16591941
BOTH
>>16593012
everywhere We look, by PERRY STREET. You can find it on Youtube.
>>16593051
I have some more webms I can post as well.
>>16593088
>>16593105
>>16593116
Do you think that Sakuya's character is a bit too simple?
>>16593051
Thank you!
>>16593137
Simple girls are better.
Actually, THIS is perfect.
>>16593351
But is he a meido?
>>16561434
I though vampires were weak against water!
>>16593433
Not yet!
>>16586597
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG
>>16594277
Please enlighten me.
>>16562999
Obligation chocolate cuts like a knife. It's the friend zone of candied gifts.
>>16586597
Is this from someone's twitter? Can't find the source.
She takes her "job" very seriously.
>>16594557
yamasetubuyaki on twitter.
>>16421885
I read that Sakuya reads Remi bedtime stories.
Is that actually a part of canon? If so, I don't remember anything like that.
>>16604576
Remilia keeps her ojou-sama look for most of the canon works.
>>16604595
So I figured.
>>16553293
I'll pick the one on the left
Is Zun doing a bad or good job portraying Sakuya as a bit ditzy?
>>16612723
No. She's very in-control of herself in her recent manga appearances.
Cool meido
Am I cute, uguu
What the fuck happened with this thread? 4chin, that is fucking disgusting.
What happened to all the images?
>>16624214
Wait so I wasn't the only one, it was driving me crazy, does this happen to others threads too?
>>16624345
I think all images older than 18 days or so have been lost. The site was having some problems with image uploading a day or three ago, so they could be connected somehow.