Are you man enough to be Moco's boyfriend?

Anybody truly is?
Also Moko has 2 (two) threads!

"Give me a partner, or else I am quitting. I am serious"
That's what the pic say

>>16359572
Good job going to danbooru, looking up the pic and giving us the translations.

>>16359352
mine now
I'm not sharing either.

No, and I don't think 90% of /jp/ are either.
>>16359534
>Also Moko has 2 (two) threads!
You're right, that's not enough.

How much will I get paid for it?

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She already has a boyfriend

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>>16359352

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>>16359352
>>16367374
Dumb Moco Poster

Moco means snot in my language

>>16367396
That's the joke

>>16367396
Moco does not bear a meaning in my language. Just like in Touhou.

>>16359352
>>16367374

Why is it in Chinese?

Sorry but I'm not secondary enough to be a meme boyfriend.

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>>16367451
Because the artist is chinese.

>>16359606
It's enough when both are dead.

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If by "man enough" you mean immortal, no, I'm not.

I am only a man for 60~80 years.

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>>16359352

Mokou doesn't want a man, just look at her she's gotta be one of the most blatantly lesbian touhous around. Does her outfit really look like something a straight girl would wear?

>>16370743
Men like lesbians, so yes, she is trying to pass off as one in order to get fucked by men.

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>>16359352
vengeful little hotheaded brat.

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>>16370743
What the HELL are you talking about, dude?
Straight doesn't mean slut, you're waifu's clothes a disgust and tomboys are the best.

>>16372114

There's a difference between dressing modestly and literally dressing in men's clothes. She's easily got the style closest to something a lesbian would wear out of any touhou girl. There's a reason that if you're a tomboy irl people will often assume you're gay.

Not to mention the relatively high amount of shipping stuff she has for a touhou with Keine and Kaguya (enough that it nearly seems intentional on ZUNs part).

And who said Mokou isn't my waifu?

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>>16377916
>She's easily got the style closest to something a lesbian would wear out of any touhou girl.

>>16378083
To be completly honest nobody cares about Raiko

>>16367396
same for me

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>>16378227

>>16378297
Wriggle is even less popular. Got more? No relevant touhou dresses like lesbian

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>>16378322
Wriggle is less popular than kuso drummer?
Now you're just blabbering.

>>16378349
>No relevant touhou dresses like lesbian
Posting PC98hus will surely convince me

>>16378083
>>16378297

These characters are both dressed a bit less butch than mokou is they just have short hair. But sure, Raiko and Wriggle can be lesbians too why not.

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>>16378382
At this point I'm just posting a few freebies, you lost me after saying Wriggle doesn't count.
>There's a reason that if you're a tomboy irl people will often assume you're gay.
I will also disagree with that, but maybe people have shit taste where you live.

>>16378487
Even if Mokou's kanpeki kawaii saropetto were in any way manly, more butch is not necessarily more lesbian-looking.
Raiko's skirt reminds me of those try-hard salarywomen who mimic men in every aspect in order to further their careers.

Are stereotypical redneck girls also lesbians because of their overalls and farming boots? That makes them more genki than anything in my eyes. Think Miyako, from Hidamari Sketch.

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I wonder if this guy knows he is ruining moco

>>16378708
Is she going to poison the entire planet with just that bottle?
Because otherwise this picture makes no sense.

>>16378227
i do

>>16372114
Nitori is cute!!!!!

>>16367451
Read it.
http://archive.is/MeAK0

>>16372114
Kawashiggy diggy doo

>>16378708
>ruining

he made her 100x better nerd

>>16359352
but i'm not gay

>>16372114
Kapapapapapa

>>16359352
ya

>>16378717
The text is translated by Danbooru as, "For merely 15 bucks, I can have a journey that is completely my own way, I'll leave whenever I want to.". Also that bottle is labeled as DDVP, a common insecticide.

>>16378708
He's not going to top meme dog.

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>>16359352
It depends, what does she like in a burrito? If she likes rice in her burrito she can fuck right off with the rest of the bay area faggots.

>>16395856
The fuck is wrong with you. Rice goes into a burrito. And gumbo. And if you are retarded, chili.

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>>16395790
Well, this doesn't change much, the picture is still inaccurate as Mokou can't kill herself.

>>16396710
At first I thought it was cough syrup, and the whole thing was a drug joke.

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>>16370743

BABY QUIT YER CRYING PUT THOSE CLOWN BRITCHES ON.

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>>16397015
Don't worry, Mokou's got drugs too.

>>16397153
I wish ZUN would actually stop clowning around and actually pick a studio to license the rights to.

>>16397573
And I wish people would post anonymously on 4chan, but we can't always have everything we want.

>>16398268
Go complain to /qa/ and ask nippomoot for the nththousandth time to remove the name field.

>>16399056
I said we can't have what we want, dumb nameposter.

Are you sending loveletters to ZUN so he makes an anime, by chance? No, you aren't.

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I have collected 109 Mokous so far, how many of these things are there?

>>16402565
There are a total of 138 Mokous that Shangguan Feiying has created.

>>16402565
I've collected them all but it's already been a few months. Now I don't know which ones I already have and which should be saved, this kind of stuff makes me insane.

>>16359352
Where are those things from

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>>16409281
Some chink artist makes images of Mokou based off Chinese memes with bad English translations.

>>16359576
The translation on Danbooru is "Gimme a partner, otherwise I'll quit this group. I'm not joking."

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>>16409281
http://archive.is/MeAK0
>amount of memes we are not getting due to Great Firewall of China
Truly a bad feel.

>>16409568
>>16411496
Arigatou

>>16411496
doesnt seem like we're missing out on much to be honest

>>16380956
Not >>16367451 but thanks for the read.

>>16402603
I want to create a deck of trading cards out of all these Chinese Mokous.

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>>16414100
I wonder how well that would sell.

>>16378297
I thought she was a boy when I first saw her desu.