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When you say "deep sea", how deep are we talking?
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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Girls with French accents are superior to all others.
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I think you know what maids are at this point.
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>>16341031
it smells like fish in this thread
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>>16341031Ballsdeep.
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I played card against humanity the other night with my cousins and I got a card that was "fish pussy that smells a bit like human" and I laughed a lot harder then I should have.
Thanks a lot guys
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>>16341031
Is there a way to search and sort through all of the pastebins for certain monsters?
Sometimes I'm in the mood for a certain type of woman, and I don't want to open up a tab for each artist, then another tab for each story, and Ctrl + F "X monstergirl" nearly a hundred times.
I've done it before, don't get me wrong, but that just seems so inefficient. Is there no better way?
Are there no tags?
( Some authors place tags or other important messages at the very top of the log and I greatly appreciate that. Thank you so much. )
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My furnace broke and my house is currently around 40 degrees. I've never wanted a hellhound as much as I do now.
Is your waifu warm, /mgt/? Or do you have to warm her?
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>>16341145
Why the fuck would you be using a furnace if your house it at 40 fucking degrees?
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>>16341152
The house is 40 degrees because the furnace broke. I don't really get your question.
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>>16341114
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Camran1005/Monster_Girl_Fan_Fiction_Archive
You'll have to hover over links to separate the pastes from the unreadables, but it's the best system I can think of atm.
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>>16341159
>>16341145
It's 25 degrees Fahrenheit outside right now where I'm at and I have the window open, I don't understand why you would want to be even hotter then you are now at your house.
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>>16341159
Are you literally Satan? Why would you be trying to warm up a 40 degree house?
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>>16341152
I mean, that's not really that bad. I would be putting on some warmer clothes, but it's not like "Freeze to death" kind of cold. Granted, I also live in Canada.
That said, if our heating ever breaks down, at least my waifu is a Hellhound.
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>>16341178
Get some more freedom in your life, pardner.
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>>16341178
You get that I'm talking about fahrenheit, right?
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>>16341176
>>16341178
I love winter because it means I can turn the graphics settings up on my vidya without roasting myself out of my tiny apartment.
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>>16341174
Wow, this is really helpful and exactly what I was looking for.
Thank you!
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>>16341092
I'd a fish.
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>>16341098
>having family you still speak with
Norman Roooo
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>>16341203
I-I would that fish.
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>>16341193
>overclocking to heat your home
My nigga
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>>16341207
>tfw no roo family to speak with
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>>16341203
>dyke fish
no thank you
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>>16341216
Hey, not my fault the conversation shifted to the wrong thing. This was supposed to be about warm waifus.
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>>16341218
>not fucking her straight
Can't beat the dick, m8.
>Captcha: Select all pictures of sushi
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>>16341216
Hey anon, how was your holidays bud?
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I wish I had a Glacies to cuddle.
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If you peeked through your waifu's wardrobe, would you find any embarrassing outfits or costumes? Or maybe something she's saving for a special night? Is there anything you like her or would like her to wear?
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>>16341247
She used to spend most of her time naked, but I've taught her the appeal of cute clothing. She wears a lot of thigh-high stockings with heels to provoke me.
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus
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>>16341247
Miia is extremely fashionable, her wardrobe would be full of all kinds of outfits.
she would look great in all kinds of outfits.
I really like how she looks in a shrine maiden outfit though, it's that same kind of thing where people dress girls up as Nuns, but I was raised heavily catholic so I don't think I'll ever be able to enjoy that.
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>>16341284
>it's that same kind of thing where people dress girls up as Nuns, but I was raised heavily catholic so I don't think I'll ever be able to enjoy that.
You probably wouldn't enjoy it regardless, unless ovipositors are your thing.
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>>16341282
>1 hour after thread creation
Too fast, Slowbro
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>>16341282
>literally no Holstaurus fics
Why is this allowed
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>>16341340
They're rather vanilla as far as girls go and they only have the milk gimmick.
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>>16341340
Are you fucking for real right now?
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>>16341366
I admit I'm a newfag and I've only been reading out of the pastebin for a couple of weeks now, but I haven't found any.An odd amount of in-story Baneposting, though. Is that a mandatory thing around here?
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>>16341376
>Is that a mandatory thing around here?
Absolutely not, just some authors being dumb.
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>>16341376
http://pastebin.com/u/Beardicus
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>check out some Kikimora images
>find a Kikimora with no legs
What's up with that?
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>>16341386
Terrible, tragic things.
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>>16341390
What happened? I demand to know. Atleast she looks like she's being loved and taken care of.
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>>16341386
Old greentext I think about a masochistic Kiki who tried to make herself human for master.
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Wonder how much money KC makes from MGE.
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>>16341429
He's so rich even Otohimes are jealous
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>>16341400
>>16341390
I'm gonna need that greentext.
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>>16341384
I can't believe I missed that. Thanks, my man.
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>>16341460
http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1
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>>16341476
Shit man. I'm crying.
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>>16341376You are a big guy
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Do monster girls keep track of the date?
I doubt most of them even know what year it is
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>>16341031
Anything below 700 meters.
>>16341203
This girl... she has the taste of a meme!
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>>16341429
Just did some calculating on the amount of people supporting him on Enty
25 people paying 100 yen a month
87 people paying 500
27 paying at least 1000
This is 73000 yen a month
So do a rough estimate of nobody missing payments he makes about 624 USD a month on Enty.
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>>16341643
The have a lunar calendar because full moons make them horny.
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>>16341376
Who does baneposting in their stories?
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>>16341233
So instead of having your tongue stuck, it'd be your whole body?
This guy licks lampposts in the winter.
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>>16341652
Not all species are affected by the moon though
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>>16341698
I suppose some are fat enough to have their own gravity well, like Apophis.
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>>16341672
>winter
I wish.
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>>16341702
Wow that is ultra rude. I need to comfort a sad purple snake right now.
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>>16341702
That came out of nowhere, not even Pharaohs are that bitter towards Apophises
Tell us where the purple snake touched you
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>>16341672
If she acknowledges you as her husband she'd feel warm if you hug her. Same as the Ice Queen.
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>>16341710
>a purple Lamia will never explain to you how snake pussy works, apropos of nothing
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Looks like you took a wrong turn.
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MEREFEMALELIZARDS
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>>16341732
The one hanging from the tree looks the smuggest, gimme.
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Would you ever do this to a maid?
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>>16341710
>>16341723
>>16341731
>all these Graped people
It's treason, then.
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>>16341746
What, call the Shoggots-r-us hotline while she's present?Yes. I think she might be lonely when I'm not around the house.
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>>16341733
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I was at six flags today, and they had videos playing on monitors around the park. One of the things were interviews with guests, and one of the guests interviewed was a fat chick wearing a Monster Musume shirt.
Really made me think.
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>>16341764
Thinking about what? How even when the monster is on the outside, it can still be on the inside too?
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>>16341732
Looks like I took the right one.
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>>16341749
I would allow myself to be graped if that made her happy. Apophis are just too cute.
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>>16341770
No, why a fat chcick would like monster girls/monster musume enough to buy a shirt, then to actually wear that shirt in public.
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>>16341376
What pastebin? I think it's ded and doesn't get updated
But yeah, the stories are all over the place - pastebins, this thread, old pastebin, mgu, mgr, tft, monster. So it's pretty fucking difficult to find something
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>>16341779
Because she too is a monster girl. Just like that comic about the chick with the hairy legs.
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>>16341733
i want to nuzzle and cuddle one.
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>>16341399i'm pretty sure that pic came out when we we're talking about MGs mutilating their monster parts look like human
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>>16341850
Someone save that poor man.
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>>16341924
Why? Dragons are harmless.
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>>16341928
That's what they want you to think.
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>>16341953
I'll prove you wrong. I'm going to surrender myself completely to a dragon and tell her to do whatever she wishes with me.
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Ok. So me and my colleagues are having an argument. On the feasibility for correlation between fucking Monster Girls, and fucking Amputee's. I know it sounds weird. But we think we are onto something. I hypothesize so far. That it is a thing genetically. A way to move forward. We are also arguing about whether Snake girls are better to fuck, than Scorpion girls.
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>>16342028
The argument was actually about why people like monstergirls. Also the answer to your question is no.
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>>16342043
So no. Scorpion girls are shit? Ok.
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>>16342052
You were asking if snakegirls were better to fuck than scorpiongirls, which the answer to was no.
:^)
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>>16342059
Snakes can give a good dick suck.
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>>16342082
They have fangs, filled with venom that would coagulate the blood inside your dick, which would probably be incredibly painful along with the other side effects.
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>>16342120
Or make you jizz more.
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>>16342028
sneks would be one of the best fucks around.
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*horny snake noises*
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>>16342275
Would not dick, but would take care of her affectionately. Good work my nigga.
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>>16342275
Would both dick and take care of her affectionately as my tiny waifu in our lewd, desert paradise.
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>>16342275
Shoo, you silly snake.
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>>16342275
Get out dirty snake!
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I want to be a butler to a Haughty dominant Vampire Mistress!
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>>16342275
It's called "grape" snek.
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>>16342275
Great work. Would let her coil around me in bed/10.
Not usually a fan of loli, but I might make an exception for this.
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>>16342275
Your grounded.
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>>16342275
School fight with pic related when
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>>16342275
wtf i love grape snake now!
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>>16342453
We need a loli griffon too so she can fight the little dragon.
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>>16342605
We need Kikimora and Shoggoth having cleaning competitions in the classroom to please the teacher.
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>>16342688
We need a Kiki cleaning a room with a Shogg broom while the Shogg dusts the furniture with Kiki's feathers.
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>>16342751
It's always nice seeing maids working together and being friends rather at each other's throats.
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>>16342786
It's cute as fuck.
I want to see a Kiki protect a Shogg that's being bullied because she is an abomination. Then the two of them become best friends and decide to find a mastah together.
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Was 2016 a good year for you, dude?
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>>16342867
nojust like every other year
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>>16342867
Yeah I guess.
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>>16342867
It was okay I guess.
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>>16342867
ma waifu didn't become real, so no
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>>16342867
It was the year of Kek
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>>16341031
I could go pretty deep.
Wonder if there are Amazonian Underwater Areas.
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>>16342867
It really really was
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I hereby dedicate my first post of 2017 to the many lovely spiders of the world and in particular to my spider wife whenever the portal opens!
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>>16342999
My first post of 2017 will be the image I made for the Dragons and especially my wife.
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>>16342867
I laughed my ass off when Trump won so yes it was good.
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>>16342999
She looks nice and friendly.
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>>16343067
They don't look very friendly. Maybe they just want some tea and a chat.
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>>16343067
I want to discuss my favorite rifles with them
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>>16343067
I want to chat with that one on the right.
She looks pretty happy after all.
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>>16343067
Going to take those guns and weapons away from those foxes and turn them into pure innocent foxes!
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>>16342275
>band aids
Fuck, my weakness.
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Big muscled girls are cute. CUTE!
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>>16343268
Yes, yes they are
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>>16343268
Big muscle sweeties are a cute!
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>less than 20mins till 2017 in my shithole
can i assume the rain here is the power of a ryu leaking out?
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>>16343373
How is Perth anyway?
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>>16343373
It rained for a few seconds here too.
And now that I think about it, I bullied Ryus too much. Hopefully they won't come after me.
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>>16343387
too far away
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How can you turn down a cutie like this?
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I'm posting from next current year
It's happening
Portals everywhere
Run
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>>16343426
less that 10mins here
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>>16343420
I don't, she's adorable.
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>>16343420
I have someone else already. Sorry little horse.
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>>16343426
Do you mean "Run to them"? because that's what I'm going to doing.
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>>16341665
Can't say I haven't
t. Losenis
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>>16343420
Sorry. But I prefer ears on the side of the head.
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>>16343420
How does she put those socks on?
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>>16343426
Oh cool! It's actually happening. I'm on my way tinny Kiki!
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>>16343490
To my*
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>>16343481
Is your Lilim a big guy?
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>>16343426
Do they have flying cars in the future?
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>>16343488
Horses are actually pretty flexible.
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>>16343542
A friend of hers is
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How does one get out of this situation?
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>>16343603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuEnGTuqjh8
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>>16343268
They really are
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>>16343603
You don't.
>>16343621
>A tanuki that acts like Larry
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>>16343603
Wonder why I'm being held captive by a Kikimora-Ryu. Then enjoys myself wrapped in her body while licking the saliva from inside her mouth.
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>>16343572
Then why would I want her? Is getting caught part of her plan?
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>>16343635
Please be pretending.
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>>16343643
Rest in peace gaze snake.
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https://twitter.com/paundo2/status/815214921658945536?lang=en
Here is a lactating pregnant Jubjub, an Humpty Egg and that one classy harpy from the EMG game
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>>16343603
Pray for a Miracle. Not much you can do about a Basilisk without her mask.
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>>16343268
Jesus christ those shoulders are YUUUUUGE
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>>16343603
>Pull off her mask
>She didn't die
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>>16343643
Oh shit yeah! I didn't realise it was a Basilisk.
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>>16343603
>the first one to blink loses
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>>16343676
She's a Big Snake
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>>16343603
You don't.
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>>16343639
Or perhaps she's wondering why someone would stab a lilim, before pulling her country into a war
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>>16342275
Band-Aids instead of the adhesive nipple tassles? Excellent choice Nav.
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>>16343690
For Liquid
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>>16343675
She's a big girl
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Is it just me. Or do we have (You)s back? It's a New Years miracle.
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>>16343731
It is, anon.
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Pointed-ear Kikis are the best.
>>16342867
Good in regards to the election but in need of improvement in others.
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>>16343731
I always had (You) on 4chanx
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>>16343268
Not when they have broad shoulders.
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>>16343742
>double check Kiki profile
>Wolf Family
Wait what. I swear on my life it always said "Harpy family". Then how does she have the feathers? And bird legs?
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>>16343757
Kikis are dog birds. That's why they chirp when happy and growl when angry.
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>>16343757
>I swear on my life it always said "Harpy family".
Can attest that it's always been wolf family.
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>>16343747
You sound gay
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>>16343660
Paundo should redraw that with his current skills.
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>>16343768
Cute!
But does this mean Kiki count as wolfus?
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>>16343757
They are both
>And so, this time's update is "Kikimora".
>In the original text, she had a wolf's head with a bird's beak and more, so it's pretty much a hybrid beast monster.
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>>16343782
Kikis are their own thing. They are just kikis.
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>>16343787
Kiki a Kiki!
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The bigger question is. What does a Kikimora's hair and feathers feel like?
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>>16343802
Kikis are the best kikis out there. Nothing else can compete.
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>>16343808
...Like hair and feathers?
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OP is a faggot
>>16342275
Great snake, would give a lot of dick.
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Odd Couple Chapter 5, a bit of goofing off and heart-to-hearts. Should only be a chapter or two after this.
http://pastebin.com/KKL4dLn3
Happy New Year's for some, happy New Year's Eve for others. Got a couple of one-shots brainstormed, so I'll be working on those after this is over.
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>>16343808
As soft as JubJub feathers.
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>>16343820
Come on anon. Maids have a special perk to them. That is purity. And this must effect the feel of her hair. Well it must improve the feel.
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>>16343828
No way, they must have some rigidity to them
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>>16343828
Where did that Kiki get such a lewd outfit?
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>>16343850
Demon Realm shops are wonderful things.
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>>16343850
She bought is for master in that one special maid store.
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>>16343768
They bark in bed too, apparently
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>>16343863
Can I buy maid accessories there?
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KC said some stuff
>happy New Year! Thank you very much for your patronage to the demons and daughters who went to bride everyone last year for the past year! I would like to thank you for this year's demon daughter picture book with Kurobanega.
Milk the snake
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>>16343876
Well it would be kinda weird, but you can find all kinds of maid stuff in there.
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Well it's 2017 in some places now, and thehappening will never happen
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>>16343828
For some reason I can't really grasp, I've never really been fond of this guys work.
But jesus fuck. Thighs worthy of Colonel Saunders himself
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>>16343889
Oh god, Ryus are too lewd.
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>>16343892
I've been telling you fucks for a year that it happens 2018, not 2017
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>>16343889
Ryu Cow?
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>>16343889
uncensored please
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>>16343889
REMOVE THIS NOW.
I pledge it now as my sole purpose in life to go find Kurobanega and teach him a lesson. This blasphemy against the Ryu will not be tolerated.
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>>16343925
T. Ryu
Please stop shitposting and make it rain/shine wherever you are, the people probably need it.
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>>16343961
>rain
>the people probably need it
>35ºc over here and it's only gonna get worse
ThisIsFine.jpg
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>>16343972
Hello there my fellow burning friend. It's actually raining a bit here, but it's still pretty hot.
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>>16343909
Oh please. You'll say it'll happen in 2019 when we're nearly done with 2018
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>>16343892
There's an entire year left. Why do people think it has to happen the first day.
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>>16343961
Do you nood see that disgusting image?! Do you not see the heresy? It must be banned from the internet imminently.
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>>16344013
No way man, I saw the coming in a vision. 2018 soon.
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>>16343889
Disgusting
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>>16344040
Sounds like a Ryu.
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>>16344040
Ryus are for tying up tightly, and milking like a cow.
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>>16344056
Do not dare compare me! A mere mortal! To the beauty and holiness of a Ryu!
>>16344063
And you are for locking away in a lonely cell for your dirty toxic words!
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>>16344068
Big, old, lonely Ryus are for teasing for weeks, slowly flirting with her until she goes insane with lust and begs to be dicked.
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>>16343889
don't snake-types only have front pussy? How's he screwing her?
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>>16344071
>with lust and begs to be dicked.
I would rather a Ryu take me after that amount of teasing. She deserves to get a little revenge after that faggotry.
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>>16344071
Her holiness isn't lonely when she has her worshippers!
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>>16344079
Some sneks are drawn with plump human butts(See: MGE, MGQ, and EMG sneks)
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>>16343899
>But jesus fuck. Thighs worthy of Colonel Saunders himself
He needs to draw more desu
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>>16344079
>How's he screwing her?
What makes you think he is in the first place? He's just milking her as far as we can see.
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>>16344129
How bout the cum dripping down from behind her ass?
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>>16344132
Maybe he's hotdogging her.
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Any new year goals to accomplish with your MG waif?
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How do Phantoms vary in appearance from one another?
>>16344149
Man you really like Forte.
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>>16344149
This year we're going to catalog beast type monsters, and maybe magical material types also.
Not looking forward to it because most beast girls are dominate and super strong, but she puts up with the submissive monsters so I'll suck it up.
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>>16344079
Anal
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>>16344160
Nice.
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>>16344151
I think they must.
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>>16344149
I'm going to cook nice things, I need to expand beyond just pasta and rice. How could I cook a nice meal for her if she was to appear one day if I'm limited to the basics?
>>16344151
>Man you really like Forte.
Who doesn't like dorafs? They're nice and compact.
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>>16344149
Eat healthy. She can help me with that.
Be healthy. She can force me to do that.
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>>16344175
Cooking her favorite meal is so easy, you can do it with just your hands!
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>>16344151
Not him, but I think forte is one of the best, if not THE best. I really like her.
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>>16344149
Give as much rain to the people of the world!
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>>16344189
But my waifu is a Hellhound, I want to make all kinds of hot meat dishes for her.
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>>16344213
What. Like steak, steak and more steak?
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>>16344151
Can ghosts/phantoms change their appearance on a whim?
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>>16344223
I don't think they're able to morph their appearances like the Doppelganger.
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>>16344220
Beef curry, some indian lamb meals, hot bbq chicken, home made spicy sausages etc.
And steak of course.
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How does it feel to know that your monstergirls will never be as perfect as 2D human girls?
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Guess whats not happening anons?2017 and your waifu!
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>>16344233
Damn. I love hell hounds so much. Just wish they were more delicate.
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>>16344247
Jokes on you, I'm killing myself.
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>>16344245
Feels pretty good knowing that human girls will never be able to suck blood and have big meaty paws/claws.
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>>16344256
Depending on how you do it, that last little dose of drugs your brain gives you might make it so you actually see her. Lucky fuck.
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>>16344256Aren't we all?
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>>16344245
I wouldn't really call NTRbait perfection, you know. Maybe that's just me, though, and you would.
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>>16344284
>>16344285
Just kidding, that would make her extremely sad.
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>>16344247
You speak lies! LIES!
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>>16344287
It's weird. Every girl he posts looks like shes straight out of an NTR doujin.
Really makes you think.
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>>16344287
>>16344301
>good art and design is NTRbait
?
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>>16344245
Isn't that the point, though? They're monsters, not humans. Part of the whole fetish is being forced to copulate with something you dislike or find strange.
Unless this post was trying to make me defensive of monstergirls, thus strengthening my desire to copulate with one and continue their species via reverse psychology.
I see through your lies, /hbg/.
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>>16344309
>tall
>looks haughty in nature
I guess we're just so used to pure monster girls that human girls come off as cheating trash.
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Liches would look cool in armor.
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>>16344321
You're just corrupted by all those doujins and memes
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>>16344149
Get calendar printed.
Get daki printed.
Get more waifu art.
Hopefully 2017 will be just as good as 2016 was, pretty great year. I mean, I got a whole waifu doujin. Hard to top that.
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>>16344326
I love paladin monster girls!
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Why is barbariank so based sometimes?
So far he's done my top 3 monstergirls.
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>>16344353
sold his soul
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>>16344337
Still. Human girls are trash! Trash! Monster girls are direct upgrades! They can appeal to every fetish! Make new ones! Please their husbands in a way no human girl ever could! And would never cheat on you!
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>>16344353
Has Barb ever done a Holstaur? I can't remember and it'd be a crime if he hadn't with how delicious he makes all girls look.
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>>16344353
I love his dragons!
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>>16344326
>Lich in heavy armor
Oh yes, that sounds godly.
>>16344337
That's somewhat true. I can't see an older woman and not assume, just because of the overabundance of stupid shit.
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Okay, I managed to scan the sketches from last week. Sorry I couldn't do more of them.
Happy new year, /mgt/!
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>>16344394
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>>16344394
Oh cool. Happy new year to you too!
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>>16344401
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>>16344408
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>>16344394
That is one hell of a look on her face.
>>16344405
That "come hither" finger, too. Oh man.
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>>16344394
Thanks for my shoggoth.
She's all I've ever wanted.
All I want for Christmas is a shoggoth. And I never got one, but thanks anon.
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>>16344394
Shogs are wonderful.
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>>16344417
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>>16344394
Goddammit I don't want to like shoggoths.
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>>16344430
but they are all so damn cute.
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>>16344405
Going to roast marmshellows on a Salamander's tail!
>>16344408
Going to lick that bugs belly!
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>>16344426
Heart melting cute!!
How do they make pyramids so well?
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>>16344426
Dear God that is absolutely precious! I hope she has a hat she can wear, don't want to see her ears get cold!
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>>16344401
Otohime a cute.Truly our haughty, dancing dragon goddess.
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>>16344367
>holst's huge breasts
>combined with barb's bottom-heavy girls
I cannot handle this
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>>16344417
>I missed monorus
it happens every time! Damn it!
All those drawings are fucking awesome, have a great year man. and all of you too.
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>>16344459
Mathematically no man could handle a girl like that.
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>>16344417
>tfw I wasn't up in time to request something
Still, excellent work as always.
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>>16344394
that Shog looks delicious. I want to eat a big bowl of her.
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>>16344367
I can only think of one occasion where Barb has drawn legit huge titties, which is a shame because his style is perfect for them.
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>>16344394
How would a Shog from the fluffy bits of a sexy santa outfit from her own mass?
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>>16344490
From imouto to onee-san in a flash.
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>>16344500
Don't question a Shoggoths dedication to her master.
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>>16344488
Hold on anon! It's not a very good idea to have shog inside you.
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>>16344490
How come big girls are so much better than little ones?
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>>16344500
Its best not to ask questions. It's like asking how can Shogs form heels on their feet to please their mastah's fetish?
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>>16344515
more to squeeze and bigger assets
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>>16343757
>>16343768
You know if Kiki's had cat behavior or extra cat features then you could compare them to another recent prominent hybrid beast.
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>>16344245
Humans are for corrupting.
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>>16344532
>implying human girls aren't already corrupt
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>>16344515
Lots of stuff to grope and squeeze.
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>>16344532
Human girls are for marriage and loving
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>>16344500
She can form fluff or cotton-like clothing, at least it sure seems that way in the profile pic.
>>16344512
But anon, there are few easier ways to become one with a Shog. Having a few nibbles here and there is fine, I think.
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>>16344539
i want to put everything i have inside the wock belly
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>>16344538
But why.
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>>16344546
Because they're the bestI'm obviously talking about the 2D ones
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>>16344539
>I think
That's where she gets you. Then all you'll think about is her after putting her into your body. She'll hijack your brain.
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>>16344551
Even 2D human girls are inferior the monstergirls.
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>>16344564
This
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>>16344564
Not at all.
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>>16344564
Correct.
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>>16344149
Continue Growing my Miia shrine now that I'm in a place where I can again
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>>16344583
Name one 2d girl that would be worse off as a monstergirl.
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>>16344593
Jesus christ. Also why aren't you cuddling all those dakis at once?
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>>16344594
All of them
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>>16344603
That's not a good answer.
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>>16344603
Incorrect.
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>>16344601
The 7 meter one is in my bed and it used up every pillow I own.
I'm slowly getting more, but I don't want to start using them until I have enough to have all of them at once
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Which monsters have the most "sexy babysitter" appeal?
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>>16344593
God I wish that were me.
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>>16344607
It is. Changing them in any way would destroy their perfection.
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>>16344618
Kikimora. Maybe shoggoth.
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>>16344618
is that like "girl next door" appeal? Slime Carrier.
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>>16344618
Kitsune.
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>>16344623
Monstergirls are Human Girls+. They get better.
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>>16344618
Dark Mage, Kitsune, Jabberwock
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>>16344623
Since they are not MGs, they cannot be perfect.
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>>16344618
All the lewd ones. Kitsune, Apophis, Succubi, Demon, etc.
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>>16344394
Nice, thank you very much and have a happy new year
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>>16344633
>better
Worse you mean
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What monstergirls are safe to babysit your son?
Apart from kikis and titanias.
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>>16344625
Aren't kikimora only drawn to the kind of men that need them? More of a step mom kind of appeal.
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>>16344664
>They especially prefer diligent workers
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>>16344662
Werecats and Werewolves.
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>>16344649
How?
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>>16344662
All of them, I want to make sure he finds someone nice and caring early
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How would a monster step mom treat her step son?
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>>16344678
>All of them
Sure, let a shirohebi or a dark priest take care of him. What could go wrong?
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>>16344662
Ryus and things like automatons and golems.
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>>16344662
What about a dhampir? they are the closest thing to a normal person
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>>16344662
The nice dog-girl neighbor who looks like she's on fire.
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>>16344662
whadja mean "safe"?
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>>16344671
When you come back home you'll find the werewolf marking your son with her pussy on his face
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>>16344699
Well, she'll certainly keep him in line.
>whaddya mean I can't just keep him in a cage while you're out?
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>>16344662
Ryus.
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>>16344700
Monsters that won't husbando him on sight.
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>>16344700
Wont rape him or trick him into having sex or claim him or corrupt him.
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>>16344709
>>16344712
Anymarriednon-radical faction MG.
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>>16344689
Actually, a Shirohebi would be relatively safe. I'm betting the father would be at more risk. Unless the snehk decided to think of it as an extended period of getting to know her future husband in his young, innocent days, playing the doting onee-sama until he ripened into a passionate youth for her to go Yan over.
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>>16344662
Yetis wouldn't try anything funny
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>>16344707
>I started drinking when I was 12, he can handle ONE beer
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>>16344618
>Which monsters have the most "sexy babysitter" appeal?
What about the other way around?
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>>16344721
I'm imagining a trailer trash hellhound and am starting to get aroused.
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We need more four-armed monstergirls. Four arms are better than two.
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>>16344756
>messy hair
>daisy dukes
>poorly done pleasure runes on her lower back
>tongue ringWhy boner
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>>16344762
a four armed girl can squeeze her butt and breasts all at once.
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>>16344756
>Whaddya mean indecent? Ya aint gotta wear a bra inside. Stop whinin and come cuddle big sis.
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>>16341376
Literally >>16341384 as well as http://pastebin.com/skRU5f45. As for the Baneposting,yes.
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>>16344780
I mean, we've even had Gondolas show up before.
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>>16344796
>Exguse me where are the benis :DDDDDDDD
Sounds like that would be funny as fuck.
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>>16344803
You're thinking of Spurdo.
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>>16344680
Loving but extremely protective.
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>>16344593
Admirable.
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>>16344662
Yeti's, trolls, holsts, Griffon if you get them to see your kid as their treasure, Valk, Ryu, Shoggy. There are probably more.
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>>16341665
I'm late, but Peny Baneposted in his Oni story.
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>>16344826
>Griffon if you get them to see your kid as their treasure
I don't know if it works like that though. They don't obtain treasure like Dragons go, they were ordered to guard artifacts and whatnot by their gods.
And if you do succeed in convincing them your kid is of divine interest, you now have the issue of getting them to leave, unless you're fine with your new live-in bodyguard.
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>>16344838
Well, if I might be misremembering, but I thought they start to think of their husbands as treasure after a little bit, so it might not be only god-given treasures. A Gryfon is definitely worth the trouble to have as a bodyguard for your son, too.
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Which monster girl would enjoy fireworks the most?
Also 1h 30 mins till 2017 here. Happy New Year /mgt/
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>>16344848
5h 30 mins here. Gotta get my waifu's image ready.
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How does this sound:
An esper is created when a human female with an affinity for astral projection experiences great stress while in the presence of demonic energy. The spirit and body split into two partially independent entities, each becoming like a monster. Their physical appearance remains much the same as a human, but their attitude becomes "cold" as a result of having a dissociated spirit. Despite this, most espers are able to hold up the facade of being human after transforming, usually being viewed by their peers as "traumatized girls who miraculously survived a demonic attack".
Espers can remotely perceive and influence the world and the minds of others. They still possess the personality of their human self, so what they choose to do with these abilities is not consistent between espers. However, all espers approach a man they like in the same way: by invading his dreams. Inside dreams is when most of an esper's former humanity returns, so they will spend a great deal of time visiting a man in his sleep before they move onto the next step; unless the girl was particularly lewd even as a human.
After claiming the heart of the man they love, an esper will begin working on subverting the society they live in order to make it a better place for herself and her lover. They will wear away at anti-monster sentiments by joining monsters from outside with men inside through the dream world, eventually leading to an invasion that ends as soon as it begins.
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>>16344842
Again, in juxtaposition to dragons, Griffons don't so much think of their husbands as part of the treasure to be guarded.
Instead, they start caring about their husband ??????? of the treasure. They can sense desire, and having desire directed at them instead of their treasure causes them to stop looking down at humans.
>"When it was directed towards the treasure I was supposed to protect, I only felt disdain or even hatred towards the desire possessed by humans; I had no idea that it could be something so lovely and pleasant if directed towards myself."
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>>16344826
>Shoggy
>Safe
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>>16344873
>Leave kid with a Shogg
>He keeps screaming with a scared fce and when you try to touch him he wobbles like a jelly
The only way to heal him is using a flayer.
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>>16344872
Ah. That makes sense. I probably misremembered, then. Well, I guess that's one less.
>>16344873
Hey, fuck you. I would trust my faithful Shoggoth maid to watch my kid. Besides, what's the worst that can happen? They fall in love, and we have a new member of our family?
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>>16344869
Has potential.
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>>16344662
Titania, Kiki, Troll, Succubus Witch, Baphomet, Human Girl, Doppelganger, Nightmare, Unicorn, White Horn.
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>>16344903
>succubus
No
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Which monsters like to disguise themselves as human girls and do normal human girl things?
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>>16344903
>Succuslut, Baphomet, human
And I got shit for my Shoggy pick.
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>>16344662
Pharaoh, Anubis, Ryu, Unicorn, Yuki-Onna, Sea Bishop, Otohime, Valkyrie, and Dhampir.
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>>16344916
Succubi are good girls.
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>>16344910
>>16344916
Whoah, whoah, whoah, Succubus Witch is a good girl. Now REGULAR succubi, those are the bad ones.
Baphomet has no interest in imoutos and would probably play legit games with him.I'll admit to trolling with the human girl pick.
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>>16344924
>Good girls
>Posting a delinquent gang picture
I dunno Anon
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>>16344927
SuccuWitch sounds cute.
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>>16344927
I think Baphomet would start off alright, because you're right, but Baphomet are smart as fuck, and they wont miss a single chance to indoctrinate a potential lover into the Sabbath.
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>>16344939
Are you saying you wouldn't a blushing delinquent Musclebus?
Her smug and bushy browed Succubutt friend also look cute.
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>>16344941
>Baphomet playing the ultra long con
>15 years later your son joins the Sabbath
I'm not sure if that's crazy talk or potentially something they might do.
>>16344940
She is cute anon.
Super cute.
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>>16344869dar too mindbreak for me
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>>16344947
They look cute but they'll rape you if you get closeBushy eyebrows are the best and we need more of them
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A sabbath girl babysitter is guaranteed to take baths with your son.
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>>16344965
Is something wrong with that?
They're the same age, they can bath together all they want
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>>16344951
That is definitely something a Baphomet would do. They value the Sabbath above all else, minus their husband, and have the intellect to do just that. They aren't JUST the Saturday morning cartoon villains that paladins make them out to be.
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>>16344951
>15 years later
>implying it'll be that long
They'll have him signed up for the Sabbath Scouts before you know it.
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Tomboy witches are the most effective for handling shotas.
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>>16344992
Why?
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>>16345004
Because little boys let their guard down around tomboys.
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>>16344990
They want the older brothers anon. I mean shit I don't know how old the son was, I just spit balled 15, it could be 10-15 I don't actually know?
I'm certain at least one abbynormal Baphomet exists in MGE who wants the shota dick though.
Probably that white furred one.
Best be careful around that one.
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>>16345004
I can't speak for why he said it in the first place, but he might be right. I had a tomboy friend growing up, and I would have stuck with her for as long as I could if I didn't move out of state. It would probably work.
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>>16344955
They won't use mindbreak unless they were already yandere before.
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>>16345022
mindbreaking the woman
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Stay a while and listen.
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>>16345034
for?
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>>16345034
For what?
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>>16345034
You've got quite a treasure there in that horadric cube!
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>>16344947
For a moment there I thought you said Mancubus.
I have no idea how you'd even approach making an MG version of those fat bastards.
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>>16344941
>the baphomet never actually does anything lewd with him
>just does barely suggestive stuff, lets him "accidentally" see her naked or in her underwear in compromising poses, etc.
>when the boy grows up he remembers how he never got to smash that and joins Sabbath
What a master plan, sasuga.
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>>16345043
>feminist monstergirls
pls no
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>>16345032
But they barely change when they become monsters.
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>>16345039THE LADY OF TERROR.
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>/v/ has a MG thread
>Almost 2017
What the fuck is going on here?
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>>16345043
Probably just pudgy cyclopses.
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>>16345066
inb4 it gets relocated here by mods and we get a heaping helping of New Year's Drama
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>>16345066
My waifu is calling for me.
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>>16345048
I'd like a thiccubus to be honest
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>>16345066
nigga, /v/ always has off topic threads. MGs occur there often.
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>>16345093
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>>16345093
>>16345102
Only MGQ monstergirls though.
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>>16345105
well for a while MGQ was the big monstergirl thing, effectly the first english translated monstergirl game that most people saw up to that point,
a lot of monstergirl threads started discussion with mgq back then.
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>>16345112
thank goodness that we don't speak of it anymore
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How would pure raijus celebrate new years?
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>>16345122
By gathering up and discharging, releasing a huge spark.
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>>16345118
Hey mgq is alright. Still the best nip VN ive ever played. Just wish paradox got translated faster.
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>>16345122
>pure
>raijus
Does not compute.
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>>16345135
>vore, murder, cruelty
No. It's shit.
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>>16344149
Being parents
>>16344662
There are a lot but the best is Dorome
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>>16345151
Get good sempai
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>>16345152
I'm not sure I would trust a Dorome. I feel like anything with simple in the description might just forget what they were doing. If you want gentle, you're better off with a Yeti.
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>2017
it begins
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>>16344149
Well, if 2017 is just a meme, then I hope to get more art of her. If 2017 is not a meme, then we're going to make a daughteru!
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>mfw C91 doujins surge
I forgot there was a comiket at the NY eve's. Japs always bring the best presents
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>>16345135
>Vore, Murder, Cruelty, Rampant racism
>A deity that has a fucking army of bio-mechanical H.R. Giger bots that'd make Slaanesh blush
Yeah, no. MGQ is shit.
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>>16345196
>Rampant racism
>A problem
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>>16345196
>>A deity that has a fucking army of bio-mechanical H.R. Giger bots that'd make Slaanesh blush
well she's the antagonist though
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>>16345222
>She's the antagonist
>MGQ is literally a game about a pantheon-sized toddler's tantrum at your mother saying "No"
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>>16345217
This. Raceplay is one of the most Patrician fetishes.
>you'll never finger your monstergirl meido roughly while belittling her
>she'll never get wetter and wetter as you tell her that she's a filthy subhuman that's only good for cleaning and fucking
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>>16345230
after playing paradox it seems there was a it more to it than what it initially seemed on the surface and she may have been justified in doing what she did for other reasons.
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What's the right age and "body age" for a monster girl?
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>>16345196
You gotta have both lovey dovey monster girls who just want to carry your children and dangerous monster girls who might kill you if you cum too fast
It's fine to think one or the other is shit is though
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>>16345248
Older for both, if she isn't taller and older its not for me.
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>>16345237I wish Ilias had more stories. I know ELH wrote one a while ago that was lovey-dovey as sin but I'd fucking kill for a reverse Pygmalion sort of story with her, or a goddess based on her.
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>>16345248
Fat bottomed loli.
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>>16345233
What a slut!That's my fetish tho.
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>>16345248
Eh, whatever. As long as they are loving, it doesn't really matter. Young and old are both good, as well as a mixture of both.
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>>16345230
It's been so long since I saw anything related to MGQ's story. Why was Ilias trying to kill the monsters?
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>>16345233
Only if she's a monoeye that only does oral and anal because her pussy is so beneath you.
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>>16345268
They were Alice I's 'children', in a manner of speaking. Due to her being the incarnation of the Darkness of the universe, Ilias, the Light, could never intermingle with her or them. So, similar to cats and dogs, Angels and Monsters have hated each other since time immemorial, usually instigated by the Heavenly Host to begin with becauseIlias is so, so lonely.
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>>16345269
Top Taste. Monoeyes were made for bullying.
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>>16345248
Actual age and mentally? No younger than 16. All other factors are irrelevant. I don't care if her body's fully developed when she's 12 or did some mind-swapping bullshit. She could have the most fuckable body on the planet, but if she can't understand what consent and sex actually entail on a mental level, not just the physical fucking, then no dice.
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>>16345248
9 and 9
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What Monster Girls best fulfill the "old hag preying on young boys" personality role? What Monster Girls are perverted and old enough?
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>>16345275
Wasn't there also something about humanity actually starting to like the monsters in it, too? Or am I mis-remembering that?
>so, so lonely
Maybe if Ilias didn't associate with a mad scientist and create those abominations, more people would like her.
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>>16345284
Top 3: Kitsune, Kraken, Demons.
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>>16345284
Kitsune
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>>16345284
Otohimes and Takus are pretty high on that list I would say.
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>>16345284
wretched old foxes
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>>16345284
Dragons and foxes are the ones that come to mind first, since they live long enough but still actually age. Certain demons and undead may qualify, too. Foxes are definitely the winners, though.
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happy new year
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>>16345300
>wretched old foxes
GILF Fox did nothing wrong. That nice young man who visits the temple was just showing her a fun night at the festival.
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What clothes should you dress zombies in?
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>>16345279
Ugly thing is going to get facefucked with a vibrator up her ass.
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>>16345301
You know I rarely see elderly dragon girls. They almost always get portrayed as young hotheads.
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>>16345309
Goth dresses.
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>>16345309
80's-style red leather jackets.
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>maid waifu
>live in a reletively small house with 3 other flat mates
Please
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>>16345306
Not until <7 hours from now ET it is.
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>>16345293
>>16345300
>>16345301
> elderly fox who can absolutely rock your world
> knows every possible position, studies them constantly
> secretly into tender loving and hand holding
Be still my raging penis
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>>16345169
A yeti would be good as well.
Not sure which one would give the best hugs though.
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>Three dragons land on the path in front of you
>The first, an older dragon, floats slowly down and doesn't bend when her feet meet the ground.
>The second, a teenage dragon, hits the ground with force and bends her knees to absorb the shock.
>The third, a little dragon, smashes into the ground, leaving a small hole that she hurriedly scrambles out of so she can get to her feet.
>"Which one of us will be your opponent?"
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>>16345335
I'll take on that CC dragon, thank you very much.
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>>16345318
>Wight running an orphanage for zombie lolis.
>Tries to teach them to dance like classy ladies
>Half the time, they break out into the thriller dance mid-lesson
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>>16345335
Second. Especially if she's fiery, has black scales and gradient orange hair.
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>>16345335
I can take you all at once!
GAHAHAHAHA!!!
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>>16345284
Kitsunes and Onee san types MGs.
I also want a wild Dragon cosplaying as Cynthia.
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>>16345335
>ruining my garden
That's a paddling, for all of them.
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>>16345308
Those damn CC ara~ ara~ foxes!
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>>16345358
Oneesans shouldn't prey on younger boys. They're supposed to be respectable women and role models for the little brothers.
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All this talk of CCs, how old is your waifu anon? What's the age difference and how often does she use it against you during sex?
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>>16345335
The second one for sex.
The first one is for hugs and the third one is for bullying!
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>>16345369
I'd probably say my age. So 25.
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>>16345369
>how often does she use it against you during sex?
>tfw you're far to old to /ss/ ever again
Thanks for the reminder. At least I was planning to get blackout drunk tonight anyway.
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My neck hurt.
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>>16345369
She is 1 month younger but she behaves as if she's older. If I tease her about it she does something really bad.
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>>16345335
The second one. The first would beat my ass, and the third one is a joke character, meaning she would especially kick my ass.
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>>16345369
Nothing younger than CC agesince I'm past that age already rip
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>>16345384
It doesn't need to be /ss/! She might just say she's too old for a young stud such as yourself!
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>>16345369
I'm 20, she's 30. Absolutely, especially if she found out I was into it.
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>>16345369
I don't know how anyone could go into such specifics with an imaginary woman.
Maybe that's because I'm an unimaginative fuckwit.
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>>16345390
>implying 1 wouldn't throw just so she can get a man
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>>16345369
She acts mid-twenties, so my age.
Not sure how Slimes age though.
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>>16345407
You know feels really weird? Having a dragon my age. It feels really really weird.
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>>16345412
What's so bad about that?
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>>16345412
Its only weird if you're a 60 to 80 year old man.
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>>16345384
Engaging in /ss/ with a monstergirl sounds awesome.
And after that she lolifies herself and you get to have your way with her.
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It's 2017
Happy New Year
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>>16345426
Told you it wouldn't happen.
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>>16345426
It's new year in about an hour for me. So is it true? Are the portals opening? I have the rope on standby if they aren't.
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>>16345413
It's not bad, I actually really love it. It's just that most people talk about really old dragons, like 100 or 200 years old.
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>>16345423
I'd rather my waifu not loli herself, I prefer her being 7'6.
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>>16345369
At least 800, probably significantly older.
Age really isn't anything but a number for girls like her.
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>>16345428
You expected it to happen on day 1? There's nothing wrong with patience.
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>>16345448
I wonder if my waifu is going to attack me on my birthday.
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>>16345428
We've still got time, it still isn't 2017 in the only country that matters. God bless America
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>>16345326
>Old shrine fox unashmedly hits on you
>Always gets you flustered by mentioning some perverted trick she's learned
>And it's always a new one
>Eventually can't stop thinking about her
>Shrine festival comes around
>She's done herself up and is wearing her sexiest kimono
>Finally admit that you want her
>'Ufufufu. I knew you couldn't resist forever.'
>She takes you to a private room in the shrine
>Candles ring the room, a large futon rolled out in the center
>With a wave of her hand, her robe disappears in a flash of fox fire
>Time has been kind to her, her body still keeping those full curves pretty taut
>'So, darling, have you decided what you would like to do first?
>She presses her soft body against you, whispering into your ear
>'I'm all yours. Tonight, we can do anything. You . Want.~'
>You whisper your wish into her ear
>She recoils in surprise for a moment, then just gives you that inscrutable fox smile
>'Really? You want that? Ara, ara~, what a sweet young man you are.'
>It's a long night of slow, passionate love-making
>Centuries of perverted knowledge and fox magic, and you are content with intimate sex with lots of kissing and eye contact
>And yet, she doesn't object
>She seems to appreciate you giving her body so much loving attention
>The night goes on, and the candles slowly burn out
>The festival has long since ended, but you and the fox have not stopped
>Her hips rock in your lap, gently milking you inside her
>You pull her thick hips in close one last time, pouring your last shot out into her
>Your body finally gives out, and you fall back in exhaustion
>The old fox lies on top of you, basking in the afterglow, her womb filled with warm seed
>' Ara, you certainly are a lively one. I can't remember the last time someone could go so long.'
>She lays a gentle kiss on your cheek as her tails wrap around you both
>'Thank you for showing this old fox such a wonderful evening, sweetie. Now get some rest. I dare say that you've earned it.'
>she lets out one last, gentle laugh before snuggling her head into your chest
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>>16345448
>>16345465
It's never going to happen.
Well, at least Brexit and Trump happened.
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>>16345364
But little boys all want to have sex with their onee sans!
>>16345369
I would say around my age (21) or 10 years older than me.
She would tease me by saying Ara Ara in every sentences
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>>16345369
A little under a year older.
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>>16345469
B-But I was promised. You can't just promised someone something and then lie!
I need her! I don't want want her. I NEED HER!
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>>16345481
How many ara aras do you get per day?
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>>16345426
Thanks same to you and let's hope we got all our waifus.
>>16345454
Would it be your best birthday?
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>>16345467
Thank you for this
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>>16345501
Well to be honest, I've never had a birthday party, so spending my first with her would really bring me joy.
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>>16345369
Age is naught but a number to someone with their soul trapped away already. She would definitely tease me about my own, though, compared to her potential millennia.
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>>16345369
My waifu would probably call me "old man"
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>>16345523
Not even onii-chan? Damn.Are you papa Anon?
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>>16345532He better not be, Papa Anon told me he was taking a nap
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>>16345481
B-But you shouldn't lewd the Onee san! Even if she's on top of you!
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>>16345537
>>16345532
Ain't him, Just a guy with a bratty waifu.
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>>16345504
You're welcome, anon. It's fun to do short-ish greentext stuff like this when an interesting idea pops up.
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>>16345537
Wake him up and tell him I said happy new year. Tell that to your waifu too.
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>>16344956
yes
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>>16345562
My waifu will never be real, but I'll tell him happy new year for you anon.
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How's your celebration with your waifu? Are you popping out the alcohol? Hugging in front of a fire while the countdown goes? Anything else?
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>>16345579
Just thinking of her, wondering how her new years would be going.
Is she staring in the mirror, frowning at her scar and thinking it makes her ugly?
Is she out at a bar, doing shots to make the loneliness go away?Is she just laying in bed burying her face in her pillow and crying because the portals failed?
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>>16345579
She's berating me for not knowing what backlog story to work on first as the turning of a new leaf begins.
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>>16345579
Just more git guds for me anon.I have to get my figure drawing up to snuff for when the portals open up after all o7
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>>16345579
I've got a 30rack of Miller. The gameplan is that I'll blackout and have a Snek wrapped around me when I come to. Wish me luck.
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>>16345579
Ihave some pills and a knife, if the pills dont work the knife will.Shes not real.
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>>16345491
I never count but I can tell you it's a lot.
>>16345507
I wonder what type of gifts would a MG give to her husband.
>>16345539
But that's what the onee sans want and you should always listen to them or else they would be sad!
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>>16345490
That's a shame.
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>>16345579
Eating some meat and desserts. We'll have some drinks and then I'll watch her lighting up some fireworks so we can watch together.
After that I'll cuddle her for a bit and whisper sweet nothings in her ear before falling in bed and making really slow and mushy baby making love.
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>>16345279
Monoeyes are for loving. /drunkposting
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>>16345610
But that doesn't get me my waifu.
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Would you breed the last dragon or let her race go extinct?
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>>16345623
condoms are a thing so I could do both.
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>>16345369
About 900 years I would recon, not that it matters for undeads anyhow. And she doesn't use it against me.
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>>16345623
Breed even if she wasn't the last.
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>>16345626
>Breed
>Condom
You can't do both anon.
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>>16345623
Poor thing's arms and legs seem to have degenerated from inbreeding or other genetic illnesses. It may be it is too late to save her race...
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>>16345579
Popping out the champagne.
It is my duty to be the genki one around her.
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>>16345617
Nobody will get their waifu.
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>>16345608
>that image
Non paywalled versions have been leaked onto certain boorus.
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In the wake of Christmas and New Year's, remember that the greatest gift you can give a monster girl is always yourself.
Why just look at this brave man who offered himself as sacrifice to a apophis that was threatening his pharaoh-led nation. He knew what she really wanted was just a man/semen-dispenser of her very own. All was well when the couple emerged from the sex dungeon a a week later.
Nothing will make a monster happier than you proclaiming "do it! Drain me until I am a broken mess! Make me all yours until I can't even masturbate without you!"
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>>16345642
But is there anything we can do?
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>>16345579
Waifus jaded and just wants all this mirth and celebration to end already.
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>>16345654
No.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! Hope you're having a great time with your waifus at the moment!
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>>16345661
What now then?
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>>16345653
What if i willingly want to love the grape snek and breed her?
after i whisper her how much i love her and will give her so many little snakes of coruse
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>>16345672
build her, with your own hands.
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>>16345669
>tfw literally the last time zone on earth
We will soon.
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>>16345669
Shut up it wont be tomorrow for 6 more hours.
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>>16345679
How?
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>>16345268>>16345268
>>16345275
>>16345290
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>>16345653
hat's the point of all those chains?
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>>16345653
>"do it! Drain me until I am a broken mess! Make me all yours until I can't even masturbate without you!"
It would be kinda funny if a MG went on a trip so her husband got bored and tried to masturbate but couldn't no matter how hard he tried. And when the wife comes home to find him as a messjust before she drains him and saying that she is sorry for having left him.I would give myself up for a apophis willingly even if she did that to me.
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>>16345681
>>16345686
It is here in bongland! I'm with my waifu! Its glorious! It brings tears to my eyes.
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>>16345681
2 more hours for me, Anon. I'm sure you can do it.
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>>16345653
Apophisfags are truly the philistines of snake waifufags. Especially if they're an apothecary by profession.
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>>16345653
I want an Apophis with short hair.
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>>16345690
That doesn't actually make me sad. If anything, it's irritating. Dumbass "goddess".
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>>16345653
That's a great apophis. Thanks, anon
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>>16345690
>I was an unlikable dumbass, but I was a unlikable dumbass because [tragic backstory excuse]
Garbage.
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>>16345653
Thanks a lot anon
>>16345652
Thanks I will look at this
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It's 2017?
Where's my Big titted Cheshire nee-san?
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>>16345726
Its the look on her face that really makes the picture great, just such sheer ecstatic happiness without looking silly/goofy. You know she proceeded to fuck him senseless.
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>>16345760
No tittymonster Ojou Cheshire Onee-san for you, there's only this fatty fatty 2x4 Cheshire Onee-san.
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>>16345781
Aw but I wanted an Ojou.
Would she at least consider putting her hair in drills.
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>>16345781
I'll still take it.
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>>16345699
I wish I was an apothecary by profession. But no, couldn't get in the university.
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Help!
I'm starting to fall in love with dwarves. What's happening to me?
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>>16345834
Dwarf flu. It passes. Just like dragon flu.
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>>16345834
can I ask why?
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>>16345839
Mate, dragon flu hasn't gone away for 3 years. My dragon says it's terminal.
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>>16345840
mabey he played too much mine craft
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>>16345840
SHORT
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>old years eve
>preparing for a night of partying
>put on a nice but cheap suit
>i knew it wouldn't survive the night
>have fun at party
>new year arrives
>confetti canons are launched
> go outside
>see portal in the sky slowly open
>some normie screams like a woman
>takes a firework arrow and launches it at the portal
>bullseye
>a flash of colors come out of the portal
>it starts to shrink and disapears
>everybody goes to congratulate the normie
>i stand crieing alone
i knew something would go wrong but i was still disapointed
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>>16345854
No, onlytiny toddlerDwarves are acceptable.
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>>16345834
Dorfs need to have shortstack proportions.
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>>16345369
She's eight years younger and teases me about it calling me a pervert.
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>>16345854
that looks gross
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>>16345858
I hope you beat that normie's ass.
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>>16345854
That's a fugly Western shortstack.
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>>16345854
>that face
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>>16345854
Ugly. When will western artists learn.
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>>16345873
no, he's biggerthen me and had more allies
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>>16345880
>>16345881
That's probably the same anon that posted hose ugly western Dark Elves in a previous thread. and complained about "posting standards" when anons called him out on it.
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>>16345889
So... Bollocks?
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>>16345840
Hard to say. Just that the more I think about dwarves, the more I like them.
I think about their adorable appearances.
I think about having one for a wife, and always giving her a morning kiss by having to bend down to reach her.
I think about going on walks with her, and hearing the cute pitter patter of her tiny feet.
I think about how they're so proud of their looks despite being so small, and how they're willing to flaunt their little butts at me with full confidence of how pretty they are.
I think about bathing together, and cuddling together under the gentle warm water.
I think about picking up her tiny body in my arms, enjoying the wonderful feeling of her smooth, soft, squishy skin against me.
I think about ravishing her at night, listening to her adorable moans as I pound into her, knowing that she can take it.
I think about hugging her tightly after we're spent, knowing that we'll do it all over again the next day.
I have a problem.
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>>16345900
Nope. Bollocks never used the Posting Standards excuse when posting ugly artwork unlike that other anon.
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>>16345879
Now that's a good quality shortstack.
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>>16345889
you called?
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>>16345854
Is this bait?
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>>16345907
Fuck. I don't want to move from loli to this now. I feel bad enough, as is. Take your dwarf posting elsewhere, friend.
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>>16345915
>Drow in the daylight
>Wearing clothes from Hot Topic
There are several things wrong with this image, friend. Most notable being /tg/ tier sluts.
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>>16345907
You forgot the best part.Firebush.
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>>16345847
Then you need to see a doctor.So they can get you and ever infected anon their dragon waifu
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>>16345943
Drow can take Light Sensitivity instead of Light Blindness if they are raised above ground.
And the one on the left ain't bad.
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Happening...sometime in 2017.
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>>16345988
Any specific date? Because I need my waifu now.
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>>16345954
But I already got my dragon waifu. She is the one that says it's terminal.
I really like this flu though.
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How did you guys spend your final day of 2016? How would your waifu like to spend New Years Eve?I spent most of my time inside since I'm not crazy about New Years celebrations, but I just finished a nice, comfy dinner with the waifu.
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>>16346042
Crying abit. I always get sad at New Years for some reason.
She'd probably like to spend it off the job for the day and kiss cuddling with me.
Also you're waifu is beautiful anon. Good for you. Hope you're both having a happy time together
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>>16346048
Agreed, Anon. I've never seen why the dawn of a new year is a celebration, its always been bittersweet for me. And thank you very much as well, she is absolutely beautiful, and I'm so lucky to have her.
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>>16344662
Not Elves, that's for sure.
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>You will never have an busty Automaton that's like a kuudere Harry Ord in terms of personality
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>>16346042
I work graveyard shift full time, and will be working new years tonight. I'm gonna get to deal with so many drunk idiots and people on drugs.
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>>16346158
The fuck is that even from.
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>>16346177
The context behind it lies here http://pastebin.com/kNWUtssR
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>>16346146
Elves are actually pretty good with that.
It's dark elves the ones you shouldn't let your son with.
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>>16346158
Did anyone screencap those greentexts that inspired that image?
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>>16346273
They were binned: >>16346188
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>>16346188
I thought he died.
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Are there clear profile pics of the new girls that haven't been released yet?
I think I saw one a couple of years ago.
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>>16346360
>a couple of years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fnzcAFy8d8
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Reminder not to enable (You) junkies.
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>>16346377
This is because they brought the (you)s back, isn't it?
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>>16346372
days*
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>>16346380
Though I'm sure withdrawal must have been very painful for him, it's best to just let him suffer.
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>>16346380
>tfw I get 2 (You)s because I still have the Custom CSS
I may have a problem...
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>>16346360
Yeah, the Dragon Zombie one was posted a little bit back, and then someone gave me a list of the upcoming translations from the book. I haven't seen any actual profile art of them, aside from the dragon, though.
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>>16346392
Be sure to talk to your daughteru about the negative affects of too much (You).
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>>16346399
I just cant get over how much I love that picture. I'm not even that big of a Hellhound fan, but that picture warms my heart.
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>>16346377
Alp is the best writer in the thread, and Losenis is whiter than a snowflake, despite being an Argie.http://imgur.com/a/EpBmC
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>>16346399
N-no I'm fine, totally fine.
Daddy's fine...
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>>16346415
It's sweet, yeah. Heckpups need more art. The hellhound, though, looks a little off up top. Maybe it's the expression, though, since everything else looks alright.
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Aren't you going to use your Christmas gift she got you?
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>>16346423
Yeah, her eyes seem a bit too close together, but the silly look is kind of endearing, isn't it?
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>>16346433
Of course I will. I love everything my waifu gives me.
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>>16346433
Maybe.
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>>16346433
Obviously. Although I have no idea what she'd get me.
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>>16346433
I hate getting gifts, especially when the person is right there. It's so much easier getting them in the mail, or being left for me.
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>>16346433
I told her I didn't need anymore warm, fluffy clothes. I can handle a bit of cold weather.but I'll wear them happily, because I know she put love into them
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I've developed a new fetish. And I need to see a flayer about it. Only problem is that the fetish is the idea of a flayer boring her tentacles into my skull and then fucking with my mind. Specifically the tentacles boring into my head part.
What should I do?
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>>16346433
>>16346440
>those eyes
My heart
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>>16344947
>blushing delinquent Musclebus
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>>16346495
As the guy whose fantasies got that image made, allow me to fill you in on the details.
>Anon gets gangraped, as in 100% against his will raped, by delinquent Succubi and made into their cumpump.
>Over time they start getting affectionate with him when he starts talking to them because he's given in.
>They fall for anon for real.
>Anon lives out a happy life with a harem of delinquent succubi who would kill to protect his smile.
>The gang's Anego is a seven foot tall delicious brown musclebus who gets the most embarrassed out of all of them at affectionate things.
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>>16346484
What fetish? I might be able to help you.
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>>16346517
What would you call that? Skull raping?
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>>16346527
Oh, I didn't see that that was your fetish.
I guess it's skull fucking but with tentacles instead and you are the one being penetrated.
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>>16346531
Just imagining the sounds and feeling of it gives me a strange erection.
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>>16346507
>seven foot tall delicious brown musclebus who gets the most embarrassed out of all of them at affectionate things.
Fucking stop
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>>16346539
No. never.I remember there being a follow up picture to that showing Tio actually fucking the guy, but I can't find it anywhere? Anyone got it?
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Blood play is not a degenerate fetish in the slightest.
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>>16346552
I now know it is for cultured and sophisticated men of fine taste. You have a lot of blood anyway, wouldn't hurt to donate some.
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>>16346536
Well, just let her pin you down and force her tentacles deep into your head, breaking all of your resistances and making you her mere tentacle slut.
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Since it's new year, I might as well post this thing too, just because.
2017 boys. Let's go.
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>>16346559
>ywn be turned into a mindless little cumpup by a mindflayer who's bored into your head and made you a slut for her tentacles.
>ywn be her little toy she can mentally play and mess with
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>>16346416
>and Losenis is whiter than a snowflake, despite being an Argie.
>Twitch memes
You're begging for a fisting, boy.
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>>16346551
Here you go.
http://i.imgur.com/YRxWjSD.jpg
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>>16346601
Well I can't very much use the Lenny Face on you here you cunt. Finish Chapter 9 already and stop bitching or you'll get the hose again.
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>>16346605
Nice.I'm kinda sad Tio will never do that to me though.
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>>16346609
It hasn't even been a fucking week since chapter 8 you greedy twat
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>>16346615Git gud.
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>>16346616
Say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
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You guys excited to wake up tomorrow and realize nothing has changed?
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>>16346627
I don't sleep on the first day.
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>>16346551Why did you stop?
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>>16346627
It's already five hours into "tomorrow" for me, more excited for just falling asleep
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>>16346643
What, you want me to talk about one of the chubby ones sitting on your lap and pretending she doesn't notice your boner?
Or the twins sneaking up behind you to dish out a double handjob?
Or maybe the shortstack taking advantage of her height to give you a standing titfuck and blowjob?
Or even the leader blushing after you call her cute before pulling you up to her room, grabbing you by the head and forcing you to eat her out while holding your head down so you can't look up to see her flushed face?
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>>16346627
Silly anon, you can't expect these things to happen instantaneously. If not tomorrow, than one of the other 364 days.
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>>16346627
If 2016 has taught us anything it's that things can and will go wrong (right?) throughout the entire goddamn year. Maybe there won't even be a happening, just a series of smaller happening that add up to an MG waifu lying next to you one day near the end.
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>>16346665
>>16346507
>>16344947
>>16344924
So, this is what it's like to see everything you could possibly want and know that you'll never, EVER, have it.
I'll just keep drinking, I guess.
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>>16346665
About the leader holding me in her big, strong arms, making me feel safe as I fall asleep in her affectionate embrace.
>blushing after you call her cute before pulling you up to her room, grabbing you by the head and forcing you to eat her out while holding your head down so you can't look up to see her flushed face
This is good too.
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its 2017
so wheres my spatsune waifu?
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>>16346733
I'd imagine that's what one of their rooms would look like.
And you'd have the honor of being given to whoever wins the lottery for that night to do whatever they want for the night.It always leads to bareback sex and cuddling in the afterglow, but what happens before depends on the girl.
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>>16346737
Rome wasn't built in a day and portals take longer than an hour to open.
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>>16346737
Here
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You can live in a world with monstergirls, but they all have to be from the same family (ie. all dragons, all lamias, all canids, etc).
Which one do you go for.
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>>16346665
>Or maybe the shortstack taking advantage of her height to give you a standing titfuck and blowjob?
God damn do I want this.
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>>16346766
I want to fuck that spatsune.
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>>16346782
Wolf
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>>16346782
So my choices are:
>live in a world full of lusty, lovely sneks
>go back to work on Monday
Really, nigga?
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>>16346782
Dragons.
Dragon plants, dragon cows, dragon harpies.
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>>16346782
Undead
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>>16346782
Succubs. They may be vanilla as hell (with the exception of alp and alice) but for that reason it's hard to go wrong with anything. It'd probably choose undead as a secondary.
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>>16346782
Undead girls.
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>>16346737
Everybody knows Anubutts in spats is better!
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>>16346797
Well if you like only lamias it's easy for you. Normally people like different monstergirls from different groups.
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>>16346782
Beastman types.
That gives me the most variety.
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>>16346782
Undead, without a second thought.
Well, that's a lie. I definitely have second thoughts, since I wont be getting any Yeti love, but... still. Undead.
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>>16346819
>Beastman types
I thought about that since it's basically a no-lose situation so long as your horizons are wide, but the man asked you to choose a FAMILY not a type. No cheating.
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>>16346734Also her letting me suck on her large breasts while what I wrote in the previous post happens.[/spoiler[
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>>16346782
Am I allowed to petition Eros to choose for me? She'll know where my waifu is.
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Happy New Year Atlantic Standard TimeWHERE THE FUCK IS MY SNEK GF
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>>16346782
Undead
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>>16346829
Alright then, Succubus family for the most variety.
For the record, that's
>Alice
>Alp
>Amazoness
>Dark Elf
>Dark Priest
>Demon
>Dhampir
>Dwarf
>Elf
>Fairy
>Kejourou
>Leanan Sidhe
>Lesser Succubus
>Lilim
>Nereid
>Succubus
>Titania
>and Vampire
So cutting off the Alice, Alp and Dwarf that's a pretty sizable harem to make.
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>>16346839
any minute now
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>>16346784
>No shortstack delinquent devil to pump your semen out of you with her titfuck while grinning like pic related.
>You'll never stain her plump blueberry tits white.
Damn it.
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>>16346782
Cows.
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>>16346784
I don't think there will ever be enough art of that one.
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>Check clock
>Already 2017
>Look around
>No lilim
>Look around again just in case
>No lilim
>364 days to go
So it begins, the wait. As ever.
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>>16346855
Best girl
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>>16346864
Nah, they are waiting until the entire world has changed to 2017. Don't worry.
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>>16346782
Succubutt
My plan is to make them work for it.
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>>16346864
Fireworks were extra pretty this year. I wish my waifu and lilim were here.
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>>16346855
I want to see that bodytype on more species.
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>>16346869
>You'll never have your home be intruded on by a trio of Gyaru monstergirls who proceed to rape you.
>They'll never proceed to make themselves your girlfriends.
Damn it.
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>>16346844
>Cutting off the alp
Rude! Send them my way then, I need more bros to prank me while I play vidya.
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>>16346899
I'd much rather bro it up with a Lilim and a Vampire so go ahead and take the Alps.Princess types would be nice to introduce video games to. Especially lewd princess types who are likely to dry to distract you with a blowjob.
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>>16346844
>Cutting off dwarf and alice
Hey now, that's not nice. An Alice would be amazing to have around and spoil with love and treats. Dwarfs are adorable, too. Also, you cut those out, but kept the fairies? You what?
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>>16346912
Alice is Lolicon, and Dwarf is Toddlercon.
Fairies are just small and stretchy. Nothing keeping them from having breasts.
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>>16346912
Why would he not want a living onahole in his harem? And even the alps would fuck a titania, what kind of double faggot wouldn't want one?
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>>16346915
I meant the small fairies. Probably should have specified. Whoops. Titania is something special, really.
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>>16346782
Slime world represent. Hoping this means Shogs too.
If not I'll settle for maid world.
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fill dragons with semenFOR TWELVE HOURS
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>>16346964
So is that over the course of twelve hours or is it one long magically assisted cumshot?Because both of those sound appealing.
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>>16341340
cows need more love in general
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>>16346857
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>>16346915
>>16346923
I want todrinka fairy.
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>>16346987
whats the difference?why bot both?
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>>16347008
One of them's riding a twelve hour orgasm with her that will leave you both weak in the knees.
The other is potentially dozens of orgasms that'll still leave you weak in the knees, but not as intense.
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>>16346973
I wasn't talking about the pic anon.
Actually, I don't think trap fuckers would alp in mge either. They don't really have any lust for the dick as far as im aware
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>>16346989
>You'll never be gently titfucked by a 9 foot tall dire holst with tits bigger than watermelons.
Fuck.
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>>16347035
thats a minotaur, and I want her to ride me cowgirl, but I share your pain
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>>16347035
>dire holst
Touch The Cow...DOITNOW
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>>16347033
They don't even need to have any lust for the dick as far as they're aware either, subconscious "true desires" also count so that's really a road we shouldn't go down.
>>16346998
Does brushing your back like that have any actual health effects?
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>>16347051
But what if you want an actual dire holst? Minotaur are all fine and good, but a nice, big loving holst is better.
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>>16347051
Eh, both are good.
Big tall cows with fat tits are A+.Especially if they're gentle doms.
>>16347055
You know how Holsts get really pushy and more likely to rape if you blueovary them long enough? I think Dire Holsts would reach that state much quicker.
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>>16347058
>he doesn't wash his back
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>>16347058
It cleans the dirt off your back.
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>>16347063
>You know how Holsts get really pushy and more likely to rape if you blueovary them long enough?
No, tell me more.
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>>16347062
all cows are good
>>16347063
are you me?
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>>16346733
>That horrible 360 looking D-Pad on a DS4
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>>16346998
That series has the best semen demon I've ever seen
Plus she's a mayadere and technically a monster girl
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>>16347062
>but a nice, big loving holst is better.
There are non-big holsts?
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>>16347070
>Continue to ignore them for too long and eventually they won't be able to take it any more. If this happens, these docile monsters will turn ferocious and assault their husband, forcibly having intercourse with him, and they won't become docile again until all their pent-up sexual desire has been satisfied.
Have sex with your Holstaur waifu often unless you're into that kind of thing.
>>16347087
Really anon? Everything in front of you and you focus in on the controller?
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May the new Current Year be blessed with hopefully more MGE Automaton, and non-profile clone MGE girl art .
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>>16346782
Canid, easily.
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>>16347094
Holsts start off small, but get bigger as they grow up. I'm talking about a bigger than average holst, though.
>>16347099
You got a problem with profile art clones? The Lich is amazing, and you have shit taste!
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>>16347020
second option sounds better,she is gonna end filled with eggs either way
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>>16347097
He has his priorities. MGs are gonna have a tough time in this world.
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>>16347115
>You got a problem with profile art clones? The Lich is amazing, and you have shit taste!
Damn straight I do. You twits have no imagination.
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>>16346872
I sent them all home though
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>>16347070
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>>16347129
Fuck you, then! Also,
>You twits have no imagination.
Real talk, I've been writing a story, and coming up with a ton of characters, appearances and personalities is hard, man. I can understand how someone might want to just stick to profile art.
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>>16347161
>and coming up with a ton of characters, appearances and personalities is hard
If you're a scrub
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I want to bum a Glacies!
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>>16347176
meanie
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Happy new year everybody! Hope you all have a good 2017.
A wife commission finished just on time to celebrate.
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>>16347168
Well, I can't really deny that, I guess. I've always struggled with characters, though. Dialogue is easy compared to characters for me.
>>16347176
That doesn't sound very nICE.
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>>16347161
>and coming up with a ton of characters, appearances and personalities is hard, man
Just don't complicate things by making too many characters.
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>>16347190
Slutty gazer is too lewd.
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>>16347190
Thicc multi-monoeye
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>>16347200
Nothing slutty going on anon.
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>>16347176
What's buming someone mean?
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>>16347126
>"Hey, hey anon~ I'm so wet right now~ Let's fuck anon~!"
>Not right now, I'm in the middle of something.
>"Eh? Really? You'd rather fiddle around with that little piece of plastic instead of fucking me until you pass out? You sure you're not an alp in the making?"
>I just sat down to play this, I'm not gonna stop now.
>"Yeah, yeah. What's that thing called anyway? Final Fantasy 7? How good can that be?"
Hours pass
>Okay, I think it's time I went to be-
>"No! Keep playing! I need to know what happens next!"
>It's 11 at night, don't you thin-
>"THAT FUCKER DROPPED A WHOLE SECTOR ON ANOTHER SECTOR ANON. ALL THOSE PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF HIM I GOTTA KNOW HOW HE GETS HIS!"I'm really into monstergirls getting into our media.
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>>16347219
I think the more violent stuff would make them sad
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Monstergirls would be even more slutty than human girls.
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>>16347234
Not all monster girls are fucking fragile ninnies.
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>>16347196
I would normally be following that already, but it's a school setting. I think I've dug my own grave with this one, so I might as well just keep on digging to the other side, huh? It's still really enjoyable, even if it's hard.
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>>16347234
I think what would get her would beAeris' death.
>"N-no way. That didn't just happen did it? That can't have just happened, did it?"
>I'm sorry, it just did.
>"A-anon.I want that long haired fuck to die."Succubi are scary when they're angry!
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>>16347234
>mge zombies watching our zombie movies
>they get really spooked and cry when a guy gets cornered and eaten
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>>16347241
Women who only know how to love are going to have a hard time adjusting to the fact that we not only kill each other over the most minor of slights, but we also reenact those large scale acts of murder as a form of entertainment.
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>>16347180
>>16347191
What seems to be the problem officer?
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>>16347219
>I'm really into monstergirls getting into our media.
>MG realizes you're a writefag and reads a bit out of curiosity
>Next thing you know every single day she asks you to keep writing, even if you're tired or have no idea how to continue
>Even when you're trying to sleep
>Especially when you're trying to sleep
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>>16347126
The sabbath wouldn't have any problems.
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>>16347239
Isn't that the point?
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>>16347241
Maybe you should try watching something more adult than a Disney movie.
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>>16347219
>Gremlins watch the original Transformers movie
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>>16347274
You're on 4chan. I'm in this shithole only for this thread.
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>>16347265
>>16347256
>it's another 'treating grown women like children' episode
Aw man I fucking love it when studios do this. Are we getting another headpat OVA too?
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>>16347272
And that's how you got a bunch of Gremlins imitating the Junkions revving around your house with scrapped together bikes.
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I see that the mods are on-point in deleting off-topic posts unilaterally, so I'll delete my own and ask you glorious faggots to post Drunk Onis in celebration of the New Current Year.
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>>16347282
Tfw Your waifu looks and sounds like Eric Idle in drag....
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I want to spend this cold winter night in the full body embrace of my snek wife.
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>>16347281
Nah brah, I have this idea. Let's take everything great about monstergirls and subvert it until it's exactly like what we're trying to get away from.
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>>16347253
Oh God, could they even handle watching Day of the Dead? Most of the modern zombie flicks ain't got shit on it when it comes to deaths.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsORjtJQuC4
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>>16347284
Sure.
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>>16347239
>>16347264
>Sluttier than even human girls
One shudders to imagine what indecent thoughts lie behind those heart pupils...
What dreams of chronic and sustained depravity?
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>>16347260
I wonder how my waifu would feel being a character in one of my stories, especially since her personality is super overblown
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>>16347291i couldn't
i bet their favourite zombie flick would beWarm Bodies
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>>16347289
Whatever you say, Pepe.
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>>16347289
I agree with what you're saying. On the other hand, it's pretty much guaranteed that it will end up that way. MGs are too pure for our species.
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>>16347219
>Playing monster hunter
>Give Dragon waifu and her Wyvern friend a smug ass grin everytime I do a frame perfect dodge roll
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>>16347282
I'm more imagining their reactions to a planet-eating planet that transforms. That, and the casual murder of a whole planet.
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>>16347323
I think their reactions to that would be somewhere in the ballpark of "Holy shit that's fucking awesome" followed by "that doesn't actually exist does it?"
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>>16347284
>tfw no hellhound gf in 2017
At least my good friend Jack Daniels is here to keep me company. And he brought his cousin Jim Beam and his pet Wild Turkey.Oh god I need help.
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Well no monster girls are busting down my door.
Guess I'll chalk up 2017 as a bad year.
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>>16347322
>dragon waifu lunges at you and starts pounding your pelvis, yelling "What happened to those perfect dodge rolls, Anon?!"
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>>16347368
>Wild Turkey
That and Evan Williams are my own good friends, Anon.Just keep drinking until you wake up in her arms.
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Maybe we can meme monstergirls into reality this year. Also, Happy New Years from Midwest US.
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>>16347374
>instant boner from this sentence
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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>>16347368
>>16347379
I've got Wild Turkey and Laphroaig. Eventually my waifu will join me right?
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Its 2017, and like i said,our waifus will never be real.Well time to commit suicide.
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>>16347392
Suicide is for cowards anon. Don't be a fucking coward.
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Calm the fuck down. We still have two hours to go on the best coast USA.
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>>16347398
>California and Cascadia
>the states that would start drooling at the prospect of being able to watch an Order Paladin pound their waifus
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>>16347409
If that's what makes them happy, more power to them.
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>>16347409
Again, go back to /tg/ to post that shit.
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>>16347418
Calm down nigger you can't go around getting triggered at every picture.
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>>16347298
I remember some cg of a guy being milked with an onahole with a condom or some other container at the end that the girls drank out of with straws.
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>>16347190
my dick, dude. my dick.
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>be living with a kiki for a few months now
>she's very professional and having her around deters the more aggressive girls
>it's odd, though. you heard that kikis only served men they liked, but she hasn't shown any interest in you
>one night, after she tucks you in (you still can't get used to that, but she insists), you remember that you wanted to ask her to buy you more underwear when she goes shopping tomorrow
>seems she misplaced some of yours last time she did the laundry
>you get up, go over to her room and stick your head in the door just to tell her, but freeze at the sight before you
>she's sitting at her computer, which has several pictures of you on the screen, with a pair of your underwear on her head pulled down over her nose
>she's giggling maniacally between deep breaths while mumbling "Master's smell. His thick, manly, musky smell."
>...maybe you should just buy the underwear yourself
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>>16347422
He's right though. Stop you fag.
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>>16347465
sounds like grounds for termination
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>>16347465
FUCK THE MAID ALREADY!
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>>16347465
Sounds like grounds for impregnation on her ovulation day.
Provided Kikis or any other MGE girl even needs to have ovulation days.
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>>16347425
Wasn't that the one by butcha u with a fucking paragraph as its title.
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>>16347479
Find the kikis calender and look for the days she marks with hearts.
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>>16347465
Poor man, he needs a real monster, one who will actually rape him.
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>>16347490
Stop.
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The new(ish) chapter of All's Fair has to be my favorite so far. Very well done.
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>>16347490
I want to believe.Just remember: You can't spell 'believe' without 'lie'.
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>>16347490
What?
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>>16347490
FAGGOT!
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>>16347499
You also can't spell slaughter without laughter. The time to rise up is almost upon us.
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I'm honestly more disappointed that it's taking this long for Gay Year's Eve 2016 to get uploaded to Youtube.
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>>16347190
How much cash DO you have gazernon?
Seriously, you must be loaded.
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>>16347510
>Gay Year's Eve
What?
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>>16347490
You're a vile person for doing this.
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>>16347490
stop playing with my heart
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>>16347530
What the fuck is he doing aside from typing like a total faggot?
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>Watch the New Years count down with my family
>Come up stairs
>Still no monster waifu
I feel deceived.
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>>16347537
Pretending that he's a monstergirl.
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>>16347545
Oh jesus fuck.
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>>16347548
It's 2017 anon. Surprised you're so slow.
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I'm glad 2017 didn't happen. I'm at friends right now, getting raped by an Amazon would make things awkward.
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>>16347553
2017 doesn't need to derail into RP bullshit.
>inb4 Posting Standards excuse
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>>16347560
That anon wasn't RP'ing. Can't you even tell?
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>>16347553
>getting raped by an Amazon would make things awkward.
If it makes a difference, you're friend would be getting raped too. It's just a little brorape, bro
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which monmusu would best play the part of a mafia don?
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>>16347589
Tanuki, Vampire or Dragon.
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>No Gandharva to send you a bad selfie because she has trouble handling her phone with her claws
Monster girls who try to do human things are cute
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>>16347596
>Monstergirl sends you a bad selfie
>It's still A+ fap fuel
I'd be on board.
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>>16347596
>tfw your Wurm waifu breaks three tvs before she realizes she can't grab the food from the television
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>>16347601
Mr. Wonka, paging Mr. Wonka.
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I want to bully a Gazer!
>start picking on the new Gazer in class
>you're a good two heads taller than her so it's easy to do stuff like play keep away with her books and intimidate her into buying lunch for you
>today, you're about to push her into a broom closet when she tries to stand up for herself
>"That's it, Anon. Let's see how domineering you are when you're lovesick for monoeyes. Gazer Vision!"
>her eye glows with hypnotic energy for a few moments, then fades
>you blink a couple times and then go back to forcing her into the closet
>"W-Wait a sec. Why didn't it work? You're supposed to be in love with Gazers."
>you lean down to her ear and whisper"I already do."
>you step inside the closet and close the door behind both of you
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has KC ever confirmed if will o wisp was a reference to tomoko?
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>>16347618
no?
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>>16347616
>Several hours later you walk out of the closet as she hovers around in a daze.
>All of her eyes are heartpupiling.
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>>16347599
I'd give up hentais entirely if a monster girl was sending me selfies and nudes
Can you imagine one of the higher species sending you an awkward picture of her? I'd cum just from seeing it
>>16347601
This is why Wurms should have their own protected habitat, they'd cause way too much damage in a regular house
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HQ scans of the redrawn MGE girls when?
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>>16347629
>Can you imagine one of the higher species sending you an awkward picture of her?
I would just text her back a "lol" to mess with her
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>>16344832
I banepost in alot of my stories.
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>>16347629
>dragon girl sends you a picture of herself
>doesn't realize you can see her reverse scale in it
>get a message a few minutes later saying "delete that pic now!"
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Happy New Year, /mgt/I hope I'll be able to post enough shitty stories to keep people from thinking I died again.
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>>16347640
I haven't noticed any in Ghoulmas thus far.Make that shit as subtle as you can for its next update.
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>>16347634
Now that's just mean, the poor girl is going to take it literally and that will destroy her self-confidence
>>16347643
Good. Time to blackmail her intodating you
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>>16347649
>>16347640Seriously Peny, I haven't seen a single Masketta Man reference yet
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>>16347649
Ah, I don't think I did it in Ghoulmas. There was in Siren though.
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>>16347652
I want to poke the valedictorian Ryu's reverse scale at school and how long she holds up.
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>>16347643
I'm not much of a dragonfag. What's a reverse scale?
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>>16347662
Normally Ryu's are all dignified and proper, but they have one scale that grows in revers on their rump. If you touch it, they go into a near-unstoppable three day-long rape frenzy. It's their ultimate rain dance.
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>>16347655
I had no idea this was a thing.
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Finally my turn, Happy new years /mgt/
I colored a picture of Miia to celebrate. I hope you all have a good year, even if the MGE portal doesn't open up
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>>16347722
>No Lamia girlfriend for full body cuddles.
>I'll never see her blissful face due to my warmth and the warmth of the blankets.
FUCK.
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It's been a couple hours and no Kobold waifu yet. Still plenty of hours to go in 2017 though, it could still happen at any time!
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>>16347725
Stay the course, m8. I've been waiting on my Snek gf for almoswt 4 and a half hours now. I'm presently 17 beers in, and i hope that when I wake up I'll be wrapped in Lamia.
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Spoilered because it came from the other guys.
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Is it wrong to want to do domestic cute shit with your waifu more than sexual shit?
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>>16347760
Not at all anon, that's just as nice! If you did sexual stuff all the time then it would get boring.
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>>16347762
I kind of want a smug genki Cheshire to pin me down and kiss me all over without ever escalating to sex.
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>>16347764
That sounds super comfy anon!
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>>16347748
>the tiki head starts playing a recording of one of the wife's loud, sustained orgasms as a dog gate leading up the stairs slides open
Official First Kek of 2017, holy fuck, thanks Anon
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>>16347748
humorous.
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>>16347766
It gets even comfier whenher Hellhound sister joins in.It ends in nuzzling and cuddles.
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>>16347775
Oh my, that must be quite overwhelming.
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>>16347775
We need to find the Anons that keep knocking up all these echidnas and thank them.
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>>16347783
Now that you mention it, I hear a lot of people talk about having lots of sisters from an Echidna mother, but nobody seems to desire the Echidnas themselves. Either that or those that do keep a silent duty.
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>>16347791
>but nobody seems to desire the Echidnas themselves
Says you faggot.
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>>16347801
Nobody talks about them except when talking about the children.
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>>16347781
You'd think they'd stop after seeing how flustered it gets me, but it only makes them do it more!
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>>16347722
Saved. Miia is such a qt.
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I got distracted by things... but happy new year! I hope everyone finds happiness this year.
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>>16347760
It's only natural to want to come home from work to your waifu welcoming you back with a kiss and telling you that she made your favorite for dinner tonight.No, it's not just her naked on the table, it's BBQ ribs with green beans and a baked potato.
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>>16347816
>not wanting her, in the bath, for dinnerLove me some ribs, though.
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>>16347804
I do on occasion. When I'm talking snek it's always either medusa or MILF snake.
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>>16347828A-are you sure? there are dozens of young ladies that could wrap themselves around you and drive you wild right now...
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>>16347812
Happy new year! Crack the champagne... wait, this isn't...
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>>16347835
Yes, but how many could momdom me that well? How many would take that much pleasure from being cummed inside? How many, I ask you. Impregnation is a hell of a fetish.
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>>16347836
>implying a beer elemental isn't a top-tier waifu
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>>16347837
not him, but Vamp Mosquito sounds like your kind of girl.
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>>16347839
I agree! Sometimes when my Dark Slime waifu needs to be bullied, I pour liquor into her until she's a belligerent airhead.
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>>16347840
I'm not a fan of buzzing or that kind of marking, but otherwise she's not bad.
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>>16347849
>literally what I'm drinking right now
Waifu 4 Laifu
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>>16347849
Thats her day job. When she's off, her core goes back to normal.
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>>16347856
>fall in love with a Beer Slime
>turns out she just does it for the paycheck and doesn't really drink at all
JUST
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>>16347840
Mosquito a shit. A SHIT
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>>16347860
>drunk party girl at work
>stone sober kuudere at home
She sounds like a keeper.
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Good night guys, maybe one day our waifus will come.
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>>16347885
Makes me realize that we need more monster girls cosplaying as pharaoh and Pharaoh cosplaying as other monsters.
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>>16347889
I want to see Ice Queen dressed as Pharaoh and vice versa.
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>>16347885
Let's hope that we can celebrate the next new year's eve with our waifus
I slept through this one and dreamed of my waifu so there is that
>>16347889
Agreed, the graped Pharaoh looks great, we need one dressed like a Wight
This >>16347895 too
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I want to fucking die. I knew 2017 wouldn't happen but I'm still disappointed. I didn't really know I had any hope left to lose. There was literally only couples at the new years party I went to. I literally just sat in a corner with some fucking cake and watched everyone kiss. Fuck it hurts guys, it hurts so bad. Why can't she be real?
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>>16347915
One, there's still an entire 2017 ahead of you.
Two, good lord anon how's it feel to have become a living meme?
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>>16347915
>Why can't she be real?
You didn't believe enough. You only have yourself to blame.
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>>16347918
it hurts.
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>>16345369
Daily reminder that YOUR WAIFUS DONT EXIST YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
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>>16347924
>YOUR WAIFUS DONT EXIST
Obviously not in this dimension/plane.
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>>16347924
Daily reminder that our fantasies are none of your business you nofun douche.
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>>16347924
Define exist
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>>16347924
Mine does faggot. I have her here now.
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>>16347915
It was awful idea in the first place. If they came to our world they would become 3DPD, get massacred or start a new war
The only real choice is to meet your waifu in her world.
You know what it takes
Do it.
DO IT NOW
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>>16347944
dubs demand it
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Remember to always reward your maids with kisses on the cheek!
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>you will never be an MG's blood bank
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>>16343757
I recall the same, but they are a hybrid in the end.
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>>16347998
But. Why become a maid?
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>>16348004
Why not? It's an easy way to get close to those they care for and it fits with their mythological background.
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>>16344664
They in particular are attracted to those work very hard, or have the talent/ambition to become something great. They however also can fall for the true slobs and failures and seek to turn them into succesand daughterus.
So the average person probably won't have a Kikimora fall for him, but somoene who has great ambition to perform or simply works very hard will have Kiki's falling for him in droves. Meanwhile Kiki's see those failing at life as a project of some kind.
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>>16348006
Just looked up what a mythological Kikimora looks like. I'm glad MGE makes everything beautiful.
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>>16348012
>So the average person probably won't have a Kikimora fall for him, but somoene who has great ambition to perform or simply works very hard
Well shit.
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You should never put any part of your body that is engorged with blood anywhere near a vampire's mouth.
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>>16348015
It's okay, Kikis can't ignore lazy people who need a good kick up the ass either.
Just expect your Kiki to be a bit more forceful and rapey than the usual ones until you start being more proactive.
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>>16348018
Of course you should. The idea of her gorging on my blood and sucking me dry is exciting.
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>>16348022
>Just expect your Kiki to be a bit more forceful and rapey
I ain't complaining.
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>>16348012
>will have Kiki's falling for him in droves.
Even in 2D land. Alphas get more Kikis than Kiki-fags.
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Happy 2017! Hopefully this year will be just as good as last year. Here is to another year of Monster Girls and Monster Girl content!I slept with a Jabberwock picture on my computer full screened to help out in summoning her but nothing has happened yet.
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>>16348094
>spoiler
Just give it a little more time and you'll have your wock waifu. For sure.
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We know the profile pictures only represent an individual of the species yet we still refer to them as their species name, they must have actual names right?
What is your favorite species representative's name?
Otohime's is Shigeko
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>>16348035
>tfw no maid with a predatory grin who tells me that I need to get to bed early
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>>16346782
It's hard but I would go Succubi
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>>16348041
Someone being a hard worker or ambitious does not relate in any way to being alpha though.
You might be an extremely passionate plumber and you would be attractive to a Kikimora. It's the average person that does a simple 9/5 job, goes home and watches tv for two hours before going to bed that Kiki's don't care about.
If you have a hobby you are interrested in or have a lifegoal you want to work towards to you can already attract a Kikimora's attention. Remember, Kiki's have the ability to recognize people who can reach for the stars given the right push.
What i'm trying to say is: That hobby you've been interrested in trying? I suggest you give it another shot. Whether its drawing, electronics or laying floor tiles isnt relevant.
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>>16348117
>It's the average person that does a simple 9/5 job, goes home and watches tv for two hours before going to bed that Kiki's don't care about.
This isn't helping
>What i'm trying to say is: That hobby you've been interrested in trying? I suggest you give it another shot. Whether its drawing, electronics or laying floor tiles isnt relevant.
I don't have a hobby
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>>16348094
This year I hope to learn to draw a bit on top of promising to focus on only writing three, that's right, THREE stories.
>>16348099
Of course individuals have names, anon.
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>>16348099
Ins't the Dragon queen named Bahamut or something? Anyway, there are a lot of names for dragon out there but I like that one just fine.
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>>16348117
Another reason Kikimora's are inferior to Shoggoths.
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Started the year by hitting the gym. Let's see some rewards for that, eh? Where's my personal trainer beast?
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>>16348099
>they must have actual names right?
Of course why wouldn't they have one?
We have the former human heroes and the dragons from Dragonia for example anon.
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>>16347748
Exactly what I needed for my hangover. Kek/5.
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>>16348130
Well time to pick up a hobby. Go grab a piece of paper and a pencil and spend 30 minutes a day learning to draw.
Alternatively start living as a complete slob. That can work too.
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>>16348140
>always loves you
>can tend to your every need
>well never leave you
Unlike a Kiki that would leave you if she thinks your a pathetic loser like said here >>16348117 but is this in the profile? Is it canon?
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>>16348139
Bahamut was teased as a future species
>>16348149
>>16348131
Ok, they have names but what are they?
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>>16348184
>but what are they?
I wouldn't know, I don't have access to their census records.
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>>16348173
I'll do it for her.
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Happy new years! Here's to another 360 some odd days of goodness, dude!
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>>16348250
I wonder who will have the honor of putting out the first story of the year?
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>>16348256
Hopefully Alp.
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>>16348256
You can't rush art.
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>>16348259
>Hopefully
Getting the shit out of the way?
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>>16348259478 words done
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>Be taking a walk on January first
>Waiting for the green light at a cross walk
>An Ushi-Oni walks next to me
>She's talking on the phone
"So, Sara what are your new year's resolutions? Mine is to rape a boy everyday until I find one that likes me."
>She turns to me and licks her lips
Be wary of monster girls and their crazy resolution
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>>16348288
I don't think there was anyone on the other end of that phone. In fact, I don't think she even has a phone in her hand. She's just trying to build courage. Be nice to her.
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>>16348288
heheh, hickok45 here
i see we found ourselves an ooshi-ony, lets try and reach out and touch the gong huh
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>>16348250
PHATTY FOXES!>>16348288
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>>16348288
That's why you keep Ushi-Ono repellant on at all times.
Personally I'd like to have my purity stripped from me by a Manticore.
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>>16348256
I shall
>Once upon a time there was a lovely little Kiki named Patty
>And she lived happily ever after
>The End
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>>16348310
With who?
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>>16348310
I already love it
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>>16348310
>no substance
>she lived happily ever after
Is Patty a pilot?
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>tfw woke up and didn't have to accept the love of hoof pussy invasion
Hopefully this year will end up even better than the last one.
Season one of 2016 was pretty shit but that fucking 2nd season really brought the memes to bear.
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>>16348312
You need a little mystery in your stories Anon.
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>>16348312
She was a strong independent maid. She didn't need a man.
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>>16348321
Away! Away plague ridden rat!
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>>16348323
Please do not bully the Ratgirls.
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>>16348256
We need a new years' lilim.
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>>16348329
Do Lilims celebrate New Years' by creating a new pocket dimension and blowing up the old one in a glorious mess of metaphysical debris and confused inter-dimensional Wurms?
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>>16348331
The more festive ones do while some just sits on their rooms being sad that they weren't able to make 2017 happen.
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Don't we all wanna wake up to this?
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>>16348349
>waking up to sweaty crevices
I'd start licking without opening my eyes.
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>>16348353
Thats lewd! Don't lick Jabberwock sweat
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>>16348323
Do not bully Clan Pestilens, they know not what they do.
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>>16348349
The only reptile I want to wake up to is a Lamia
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>>16348366
It probably tastes really good.
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>>16348373
All those wock pheromones, man.
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>>16348373
>>16348382
Stop it! Think of how a sweaty wock would react if you started licking her sweat!
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>>16348323
Realistically how long would it take for maids to realise they don't need a mastah to live? Would there need to be a mass flayer reset on their brains or leave them be?
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>>16348256
Frameworking something far too /tg/ or /d/ to be posted here since itInvolves an Ara Ara~ daughter fond of gardening of a certain Chaos God who, through no fault of her own, decides to devise plagues for the Demon Lord which are sadistically aphrodisiac in nature.
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>>16348349
Gently hugged and pressed up against a Wocks soft chest? Yes. Yes we all do.
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>>16348391
>Mmhmm
>...lower...
>Lower.
>Lower!
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>>16348391
I would ask her first of course. Though I would be very interested in tasting her since not only she is a strong dragon but she is also from wonderland.
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I would smell and taste my waifu, even if she would be embarrassed of her sweaty body.Especially if she is embarrassed of her sweaty body
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>>16348294
>You will never hunt soda bottles with hickok45
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>>16348391
I will continue to lick the thicc.
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>>16348429
I'll warn you anon. Legends say once you've got a taste, you're addicted.
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>>16348429
Does she taste sweet or salty?
>>16348442
It's a healthy addiction just like being addicted to monster pussy
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>>16348442
Waifu licking my sweaty abs!
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>>16348315
>not accepting the love of horsepussy invasion
It's like you don't want to throat sing from the back of your waifu while sniping Cait Siths to death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh9HI4eudR8
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>>16348349
>Don't we all wanna wake up to this?
No.The sizes and position should be the other way around, with a bottom-heavy loli jabberwock instead.
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If, Heaven forbid, a Japanese truck ran over your daughter, would you take her to the Pet Sematary to make an undead out of her?
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>>16348471
>spoiler
No. Never. Stop.
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>>16348368
Are large rats different from large mouses?
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>>16348472
You need help.
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>>16348478
Have you ever seen a Giant Rat inside the house? No. That's because it's a Giant Mouse on the inside, fool.
>>16348480
Or just reading Stephen King.
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>>16348472
She specifically told me that she doesn't want to be buried in a pet semetary; she doesn't want to live her life again.
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>>16348480
>>16348481
Or I'm just reading Stephen King*
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>>16348472
I hope a japanese truck hits your waifu while she has japanese cold.
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>>16348494
Why is it that people like Undead girls but seem to have a problem with where they come from?
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>>16348478
Depends, how do you feel about rats the size of Ogres? They're awfully unusual in size, to be honest.
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>>16348497
Well what are their personalities like?
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>>16348497
Rodents of unusual size?
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>>16348498
Exceptionally conniving and backstab happy. Obsessive-dominant of an inordinate degree against the husband of the warren.
Willput Dormouse syrup in that poor coffeehouse girl's drink just so they can have their husband fuck her senseless after she's a mouse to induct her into the warren.
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>>16348496
Not only I dislike undead girls, but daughteru death is a horrible thing that should never be mentioned.
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>>16348349
If it's a Yeti pressing me against her snuggle lumps and rubbing my back, yes
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I'm back in time for the New Year with another Ryu detective story. You don't have to have read the first entry in the series, but I think you'll enjoy it if you do!
http://pastebin.com/XYx8j27u
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>>16348552
And the award for the first story of the year goes to ELH.
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>>16348552
Why isn't the golden ryuu story on your pastebin you blue-balling corset wearing tart. Need it. Bad.
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>>16348477
You might be right, who would possibly want to have a young wonderland dragon for a sleepover.A sleepover that's mostly spent with your hands gripping her hips.
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>>16348552
Ryus are great.
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>>16348552
>Ryu drinking whiskey
A hard-boiled Water Wurm?
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>>16348580
Jabber wocks are for onee-san only. Not loli.
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>>16348597
They truly are! They give us all this rain! And they're beautiful!
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2017 is the year of the Rooster
Rooster monster girl?
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>>16348618
Cockatrices are real now, but they are running away from us.
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>>16348620
Chicken Chaser? Do you chase chickens?
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>>16347498
Aw, thanks. What part did you like? Because if it was the narration shift when Indrick got stabbed, that's a new thing I tried out.
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>>16348621
Yes.
>>16348608
I'd give a Ryu a pat in the back. They deserve it.
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>>16348605
>>16348477
Kek
Look at this greedy faggot.
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>>16348632
Fine. You can have your inferior loli wock. I'll stick with my thicc, slightly pudgy, tall, warm onee-san Jabberwock.
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Wocks are shit
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>>16348640
Your taste is shit.
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>>16348638
I don't give three fucks who your waifu is, nerd.
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>>16348640
Agreed
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>>16348638
Both fat and loli wocks are shit.
Average wock with nice and casual assets are the best.
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>>16348645
You want to take this outside? You'll get a smack if you keep acting up.
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My elf wife woke up with this expression on the first day of new yearswhile leglocking me
did i do something wrong?
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>>16348653
I agree anon. But adding thicc just gives it that extra bit of enjoyment.
Anyway, it matters what's on the inside!
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>>16348638
>>16348645
>>16348653
Come on brothers, there's no need to fight. Loli, Pudgy, Young or Old, Tall or Short, or somewhere in the middle, we can all recognize that a Jabberwock is a creature of pure love meant to be loved and lewded.
>>16348640
Except this monster.
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>>16348656
Yes. You tickled her cunny but didn't pound it.
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>>16348656
She's one dick rub away from heart pupils. There is no turning back now. Impregnate the elf.
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>>16348656
She's trying to do it the good way and let you realize what's happening. If she were a dark one you would have been blindfolded, tied up and ball gagged while sleeping, so be happy.
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>>16348666
Yes
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>>16348666
Don't call me a monster Satan, I'm just saying the truth.
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>>16348682
Look at this fag! He probably likes human girls. What a nerd!
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>>16348542
Since Yeti paws are too big to masturbate with, they either need a daki pillow to leglock and rub their fluff tunnel against or a willing participant to be their daki for the evening
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>>16348685
That's correct >>16344245
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>TFW the elemntal girls are criminally underrated and will never get stories
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>>16348672
>>16348673
>>16348676
OhOHHHHHHH
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>>16348707
Reverse psychology never works.
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>>16348707
Techicaly Beast did that one with a undine in it.
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>>16344312
>Part of the whole fetish is being forced to copulate with something you dislike or find strange.
This guy gets it. Weird boners are best boners.
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>>16348705
Confirmed shit taste
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>>16344245
But that image is ugly, it looks like someone tried to trace a 3dpd hag and half anime-fy it.
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>>16348757
Get your eyes checked
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>he thinks he can escape a pack of lamias
>he doesn't know Lamias have pit vision
>he doesn't know that they're going to seek him out with the smell of his virginity and the heat of his dick
>he thinks he won't inevitably get Snek'd
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>>16348763
Magic chastity belt, my dude. They can assault me, but they can't take it all from me. I need to make it to the Mist Continent for chuffs and cuddles
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>>16348736
True, but the undine wasn't the focus, a deeper look into her powers or how her and Alex met would have been better.
Speaking of the talk show. I hope we see more of that Coffee hating anubis,
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>>16348761
You can't deny it looks closer to 3dpd than it does anime. Even that ugly /co/ shit that gets posted here from time to time looks further from 3d than that does.
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>>16348763
I can escape lamias just like that one lizard escaped the dangerous snakes.
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>>16348782
>he thinks magic chastity belts are real
Silly anon. That Tanuki scammed you.
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>>16348794
I'll just have to believe that it works. I'll believe if the belt that believes in me. I solemnly swear that I won't be getting husbando'd until I find a big muscular jinko that holds me tight with her powerful arms
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>>16348790
I honestly don't see where the problem. It looks way better than the /co/ shit poste and doesn't look 3D to me, just detailed.
The artist is also japanese in case you want to say is western art.
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>>16348804
He's just pretending. Don't give him another response.
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>>16348803
Keep telling yourself that while you get swarmed by lamias and made part of the snake pit.
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>>16348812
You ever tried constricting an oiled-up manslut before? They don't call him greased lightning for nothing.
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>>16348815
Anon will beat the lamia pit for his jinko waifu.
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>>16348804
>doesn't look 3D to me, just detailed
Blatantly obvious the artist prefers the "real woman" look to anime girls. I mean just look at the huge nose, facial proportions and shading.
Doesn't help that he has shit taste and draws gangbang/tentacle stuff either.
>>16348809
>any opinion I don't like doesn't exist
Stop acting like an ostrich.
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>>16348836
The fuck are you doing
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>>16348836
fuck off shoggocks
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>>16348828
Alright. I can see you're not pretending now, you're just legitimately retarded. Happy?
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>>16348836
Not even /d/ has this shit for a reason, stop.
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>>16348845
>>16348853
There's a reason it got deleted.
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How big is the wonderland?
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>>16348893
We don't even know how big is the MGE world as a whole
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>>16348901
Exploring that world must be fun as fuck. I want my spade explorer and guide for wonderland.
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>>16348908
>Willingly going to wonderland
Wew
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>>16348915
He's mad.
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>>16348915
I would explore everything. If the scholar can do it then so can I.
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>>16348920
The scholar's probably married or something.
But yeah, if you're married to a monstergirl it would be pretty fun to explore the world with her.
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>>16348844It was actually going to be strictly platonic petplay.
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>>16348827
>Anon screaming for help in a lamia pit
>Passing jinko hears his cries and investigates
>Sees lamia coiling around anon, who looks a combination of sad and determined
>Normally jinko wouldn't interfere, but something about him...
>"It's not going to end like this!"
>Anon continues to struggle, but is already exhausted from the chase
>Until anon sees the jinko looking at them
>With guile and strength, anon rubs the sensitive lamia ears, which causes her to blush and let up her grip slightly, just enough for anon to squeeze out
>With his last bit of energy, he bolts for the jinko, but the lamia has recovered and trips him with her tail, sending to land at the jinko's feet
>Please help, he says, not even able to pick his head up
>The jinko makes a decision she'll think about for the rest of her life
>The lamia is closing in
>The jinko bares her fangs presents the claws on her huge paws, her ears flatten on top of her head and she sends up a terrible roar
>The lamia quickly realizes that the cost-benefit analysis of raping anon has changed dramatically and slinks away
>After a minute of standing guard over anon, he lifts his head slightly and says thank you
>I knew you would help
>She picks him up and sets him on his feet, and he falls to his knees, still too exhausted to walk
>She thinks to herself, not every man can escape a lamia's grip like that
>She picks him up and carries him back to her home and he falls fast asleep in her arms
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>>16348931
Would make fags think it's welcomed here, and before you realise we have porn about it evert thread.
Give someone an inch and they'll take a mile. It's better this way.
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>>16348655
Parking lot in 10 minutes, sucker.
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>>16348938Which is why I deleted it in good conscience, realizing that it'd happen.
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>>16348928
Indeed, and my waifu would love it too since she can collect a bunch of treasure and souvenirs. We could even show them to our daughteru once we settle down.
Fuck that sounds nice and conmfy.
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How bountiful was your drinking last night?
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>>16348763
>Not wearing a heat-isolating suit
>Not acquiring a Lich formula reverse-engineered by humans that can make you fast and strong as shit
>Not being 2fast 2B husbando'd so you can save yourself for the monstergirl you like
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>>16348945
At least you understand, and I'm sure people are grateful for it.
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>>16348956
>Ruining your liver
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>>16348956
I drank some Torres 10 Spanish Brandy, some Ranger Creek .36 caliber Texas Straight Bourbon, and a very special New year's Beer, called Hole Lang Syne, from a nearby brewery called Rabbit Hole. All of their beers have names and packaging design related to Alice in Wonderland, like Rapture Ale, 10/6 English Pale Ale, etc
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>>16348956
I don't drink
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>>16348928
>The scholar's probably married or something
.
He is not married since his profile says that he takes considerable personable risk from both the order and the MGs and that the only reason he has not been kidnapped or raped, is because of his Leanan Sidhe friend.
Though I guess that Leanan Sidhe would probably his wife in the future.
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>>16348975
I thought the fairy was already his wife
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>>16348117
>ProtoKikimora Milkmaid never
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>>16348707
Just do what I'm doing when you want something to be made.
Write it down.
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>>16348975
>friend
Yes indeed. She is his really close friend.
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>>16348956
Actually not much drinking compared to a lot of people.
>1 pina colada
>1 double of rum
>1 champagne as the clock hit 12
>a few beers
As shameful as it is, that got me considerably tipsy. A Hakutaku wouldn't take advantage of my low tolerance right?
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>>16348975
>because of his Leanan Sidhe friend
>friend
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>>16348956
I drank just a can. I mostly drink on social events with friends, but if there are any other options then I go for it.
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>>16348981
Well my Kikimora waifu has a nice bust.
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>>16349001
Leanan Sidhe are pure and good friends!
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>>16348963I am a man of many fetishes, Anon. But bestiality, NTR, scat, and futa are pretty much 'not even a human fucking being' tier of shit taste. That and knowing my luck, people would start thinking either full-fledged bestiality was okay or that the Siths were perfectly fine even though they're 100% furbait tier.
Happy New Year, you filthy animal. Now strip naked and dance the dance of your waifu's people.
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>>16349028
That's just an artsy Succubus that KC drew eons ago.
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>>16348981
If I had a son I would be really happy if he married a kiki.
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>>16348605
But they're lewd and respect lewd men, they're perfect for it.
Flat wocks should be gently maledommed and practice breeded late into the night, until they show their true heart-pupiled cock worshipper nature.
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happy new years!
drinking with my ryu and all the shrine's servants!
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I want to like kikis but I'm not into the master-servant relationship
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>>16349059
You can just befriend one.
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Would you an Elven Assassin?
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>>16349072
Does she like the smell of leather?
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>>16349058
Look at that dragon fucking about in the water with not a care in the world. Life sure is easy when you're a fuckin' god, ain't it? Why should you get a job, right? Just build a shrine and sit in there all day being worshipped and given money by believers.
Slackers.
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>>16349072
Sure, I would completely destroy her ears.
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>>16349072
Would I what? Be assassinated by one? For what? I didn't even do anything.
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>>16349076
I want to save a ryu from bankrupcy and homelessness and give her a job as a maid!
Maid Ryu are cute and exotic!
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>>16349072
I'd let her assassinate my dick with those tits of hers.
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>New art of a Spade Trumpart
>She's shown as a loli with an axe
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>>16349090
A big axe for a little girl.
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>>16349072
bully with my benis
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>>16349094
Well hullo!
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>>16349081
She's going to ASSassinate you.
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Is there such thing as a pure or motherly dark elf?
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>>16349105
For a given value of pure.
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>>16349104
Well, I'm pretty sure that doesn't absolve home invasion.
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>>16349105
Yes
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>>16349090
>a girl that small and cute is a deviant that puts /d/ to shame
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>>16349034
>Now strip naked and dance the dance of your waifu's people
You want me to do a belly dance?
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>>16349124
Spades aren't the deviant types.
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>>16349035
Really? She looks too short for being a Succubus.
She looks more like an Imp or somethig. Though Fairies are succubi as well so I wouldn't be surprised if that's still one.
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>>16349119
Goodness she looks lovely.
And lonely.
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>>16349132
Fairies are fairies. If you go that way all monstergirls are succubi.
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>>16349132
She does have a spade-tail
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>>16349076
You take that back.
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>>16348981
>>16349044
>Be son of a wealthy magistrate
>He allowed the Kikimora you've known since you could remember to accompany you to the city, in your tiny little apartment
>He gave you some financial aid, to be sure, but he also wants you to make it on your own instead of relying on him for your life
>"Be careful of her, she's far more devious a woman than she appears."
>You took his words to heart, until one day after coming home from the local moneylender with whom you're apprenticing at
"Welcome home, Master."
>She's standing there in the doorway, her face completely impassive, tail swishing behind her gently
>Her bust is completely exposed, her corset keeping her overly plump breasts in place, topped with small pink nipples
>Ask her if she's trying to seduce you
"It would be improper for me to do such an immoral thing, Master. Rather, I believe that a form of relief is in order."
>Laugh to yourself, hanging your hat and scarf on the rack and moving past her, freezing in your tracks at her next words
"Your mother never breastfed you, Master. Did she. I believe I should elucidate for you, sir."
>Turn to face her again, she's still calm and standing there, her arms framing her breasts
"I apologize for the curtness, Master. But the Missus never breastfed you, nor your younger sister."
>There's a small dribble of milk coming from her left nipple now, the faintest of a flush in her face
"Rather, I was chosen to suckle both yourself and the little miss, Master. But, as we are now alone..."
>She looks down and away, something out of character for her
"I offer myself to you, no longer allowing myself to be taken away from you, Sir."
>...
>Wake up on the floor of the apartment, yours and her clothes spread all over the place haphazardly
>She's nestled in your arms, laying at your side, her areolae showing faint teeth marks on them
>You can vaguely remember flashes of what happened to put you in this predicament
>Tearing at her dress, throwing her onto the wall... playfully nipping at her breasts to draw her mother's milk
>Then you threw her onto her knees and...
>Your adam's apple bobs, there's a small trickle of blood on your flaccid penis
>Realization dawns when you shift to see her vulva lips, engorged and pink from her hymen having teared
"Don't blame yourself, Master."
>She's drowsily looking at you, rubbing her eyes as she rises to her elbow
"It was my covetous sin that led to this road. Surely you must hate me."
>Hold her head to your chest, letting her hear the soft pump-a-rum of your heart
>Her feathered tail starts making swishing noises as her ears twitch, held in your embrace on that hard wooden floor>The soft sound of suppressed happy sobs as she realized you accepted her long-buried and hidden love
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>>16349124
Spades are genki fighters. Diamons are the dangerous one.
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>>16349141
What if I don't, huh?
What is she gonna do? Summon a drizzle?
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>>16349147
So she was his wetnurse once upon a time and fell in love with him? Hot.
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>>16348967
A bit over half a liter of irish cream liqueur. Considered finishing it, but I wanted to save the rest for later this week.
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>>16347924
Actually, I believe it is we who do not exist.
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Is CC cake effect temporary, permanent, or instant?
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>>16349001
Where is that image from?
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>>16349153
Shell give you a telling off and put you in the naughty corner of the temple. Everyone else gets to worship apart from you. It's your loss.
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>>16349168
I don't think instant disqualifies either of the other two.
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>>16349175
>put you in the naughty corner of the temple
This is bullshit. You can't ground a non-believer!
I want my lawyer.
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>>16349168
That's open to interpretation.
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>>16349167
>tfw you don't exist but you think you do
Everything makes sense right now
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>>16349190
Why aren't you with your waifu, Anon. Stop not existing.
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>>16349167
But if we kill ourselves, we'll stop existing²
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>>16349183
She can ground whoever she damn pleases! She is a god and you are in HER temple speaking slander of her, distributing worship.
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>>16349224
[Mouse clicking intensifies]
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>>16349224
Sure, not like I've got anything better to do.
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Oh boy my favorite time of day.
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>>16349201
Fine. I'll slander her from somewhere else. That lazy NEET dragon can keep her believers.
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>>16349232
>>16349233
you should probably read that text more carefully
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>>16349224
I assume the male sign in this context means she's an elf alp.
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>>16349224
Go away
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>>16349236
What time is that? Tea time?
>>16349239
It does say female, why would words lie?
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>>16349224
>Says female
>Shows male symbol
I'm a little suspicious. I hope that's a mistake.
Assuming it is, then I would definitely say yes.
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>>16349250
>It does say female,
you know what fine, go for it
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>>16349251
>>16349250
>American education
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>>16349224
No because of the male sign.
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>>16349224
Fuck off shoggocks
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>>16349224
>Posting monsterboys
You can fuck off now.
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>>16349224
No. But I would with Pucelle.
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>>16349275
Keep your hands off of Alpie's daughter until you've asked his permission.
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>>16349278
He already said it was fine.
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>this much bait-biting
How long until school starts again?
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>>16349284
How did that go? Did you have to complete three daunting tasks?
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>>16349278
He said he didn't even know who Pucelle was
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>>16347092
Good quality anime semen demons are hard to come by. I must know who this is/what anime its from. Help me anons! You're my only hope!
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>>16349294
oh man thats one hot ghost
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>>16349292
He said that he didn't know her, so I took that as he saying that I could fuck her silly and impregnate the cutie.
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>>16349294
>>16349302
Now I'm confused, why are people saying it's his kid if he didn't even know about her?
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>>16349305
Because who else would have a dragon alp daughter?
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>>16349297
There's an option to called google search. Try using it.
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>>16349310
Faggots don't necessarily produce more faggots though.
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>>16349294
>Pucelle
Does it make me a faggot for wanting to pound Pucelle from behind while pulling her tail and spanking that drag-alp butt?If so I guess I must be a faggot.
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>>16349315
in mge they do
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Wait so it was a guy elf?
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>>16349312
I've repeatedly seen this technique referenced but never explained as the only google search I know relies on knowing a name to search with. I inspected the image in every way I know how but there is nothing I can see to search with, no name, only the number which leads to the image itself.
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>>16349297
Its from JoJo
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>>16349326
How new are you? Not to this thread, but to 4chan itself.
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>>16349300
That was probably a joke on the two pictures on the right looking unfinished but that still hit me in the feels
>>16349317
100% biologically female when transformed, go nuts
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>>16349326
? ? ?
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>>16349339
so what happens if it transforms in the middle of sex?
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>>16349345
explodes into red paste?
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>>16349335
Not new so much as naive and rarely ever tried to search for images. Never realized that google image search had those other options or that it was so easy (given how often other people ask for sources).
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>>16349297
>>16349326
It's Enigma, a character from Musaigen no Phantom world.
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>>16349345
Same rules as with Ranma
I don't think about that and neither should you
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>>16349345
"I don't think about these things, and neither should you" -Rumiko Takahashi
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>>16349349
Go to the post with the image, click the arrow next to the post number, profit.
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>>16349351
Then there's this fag.
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>>16349361
Better tell him rather than letting him asking him all the time and about how google search work
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>>16349367
Figured it out a bit before, again never thought it could be so simple and thus never tried, but thanks regardless.
A bit disappointed though in what I found out about her, she's just a temporary antagonist it seems. Be nice to have more seductive, mature females in anime that actually get to have some romance.
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>>16349294
PUFFY
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>>16349339
>100% biologically female when transformed, go nuts
I'd go nuts anyway with a body like that. Just look at her >>16349356
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Rooster girl when? Yes roosters are usually male but it wouldn't be the first time KC's taken something 100% male and made a cute girl out of it.
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>>16349416
We already have cockatrices.
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I want to ruin the chubby red dragon's resolution to get fit!
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>>16349416
Take this cosplay tier rooster.
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>>16349423
Different things. It's like comparing a werewolf to a kobold.
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>>16349429
Cock goes in cock.
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>>16349448
Would she lose her memory after three humps?
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>>16349448
I couldn't agree more. She is for bullyand she may forget anything you do to her.
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>>16349455
She loses her short term memory after three orgasms.
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>>16349455
>>16349456
She's basically like an Alice in that respect. Molest her, rape her senseless and do all kinds of depraved things.
Only downside is that she'll retain the feeling of resentment but not know why.
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>>16349469
That, and wonder why cum is dripping down through her uniform.
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>>16348627
No specific part, but the narration shift worked really well. It was just a powerful chapter.
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>>16349455
No.She would forget about her night with you though.
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>>16349482
wasnt that a movie with adam sandler?
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>>16349416
>but it wouldn't be the first time KC's taken something 100% male and made a cute girl out of it.
No, that's called Alps
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>>16349484
50 First Dates, yes.
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>>16349381
You're welcome.
And yes we need more of them
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>>16349491
>50 First rapes
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>>16349484
>>16349491
I'm on the fence if this is harem protagonist dense anon or reverse trolling anon.
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>>16349501
>filename
>and or
Oh?
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>>16349488
Onis and Tengu were entirely male until the demonlord took over.
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>>16349498
>Main girl of the movie is an Ushi-Oni
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>No dragon wife who takes on the male role in the relationship
>no dragon to dominate you in bed then give you no cuddles after
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>>16349558
man that would really suck for their husbands if someone slayed the demonlord and they all turned back to normal.
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>>16349561
>no cuddles after
Everything else sounds good but that's a deal breaker honestly
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>>16349563
>Demon Lord gets slain
>Anons freak out worldwide thinking they're going to wake up to big bara daddy Oni with dicks as thick as phone poles in their bed with them
>Everything stays the same
>Druella or one of her sisters ascended the throne and maintained the status quo
>It was the Queen of Hearts
>Everything is now Wonderland
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>>16349561
>no cuddles after
That goes against every rule in the S&M book Anon.
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>>16349561
>>No dragon wife who takes on the male role in the relationship
Alright now you're just being a faggot.
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>>16349568
Ok scrap that. I'm just a slut for being used.
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>>16349561
Good.
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>>16349563
It would suck not only for them, but for everyone because all the MGs would turn back into a monster and eat/kill their husbands and other humans again.
I think Lilims are stong enough to stop this though.
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>>16349573
>>Everything is now Wonderland
Everything would have to die then.
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>>16349577
And you're looking for replies
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>>16349573
>Everything is now Wonderland
I wonder what a Wonderland Oni would look like, or act like for that matter.
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>>16349577
Don't reply to bait.
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>>16349586
She'd be sober.
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>>16349585
Full role reversal is retarded and deserves to be made fun of.
Of course, there's nothing wrong with having a wife be the dominant one in bed.
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>>16349573
>Wife grows tentacles and gets more lusty
Eh, I'm fine with it.
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>>16349586
would probably resemble the mad hatter,
monocle tophat, tea, the whole deal.
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>>16349598
You're retarded and deserve to be made fun of.
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>>16349561
>then give you no cuddles after
No. Those dragons can go suck a dick.
>>16349573
Well, that would actually make sense. The Queen of hearts is special, even for a Lilim, so she is probably the next in line. Gods help us all.
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>>16349598
He's >>16349605 right.
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>>16349563
Constantly acts crazy lewd and drunk, gets drunk on water.
Giving her regular alcohol would either make her super docile or else super innocent and against anything lewd, can't decide.
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>>16349610
meant for>>16349586
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>>16349448
I'd rather dick a chick than cock a cock
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>>16349605
Stop having bad taste.
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>>16349615
Stop having shit taste
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>>16349561
Maybe I did go too far with then no cuddles. I guess a dragon has to make sure her little gem is still loved.
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>>16349598
>Full role reversal is retarded and deserves to be made fun of.
Fuck off, that's the reason a lot of people get into monster girls to start with.
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>>16349598
This.
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>>16349573
What would Wonderland Kobolds even be like?
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>>16349623
Im tempted to make a joke about shitty deviantart oc's with rainbow fur and all that
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>>16349620
So? It's still shit.
Wanting to be sexually dominated by a strong monster girl is completely fine, but when you want to be the woman in the relationship that's when you should be made fun of.
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>>16349623
bigger and more disobidient
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Stop biting.
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>>16349623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsljdX3shDg
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>>16349627
>wanting to cook is wrong
>wanting to stay home and look after the daughteru is wrong
>finding a sense of satisfaction in finishing household chores to perfection is wrong
It entirely depends on the person.
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>>16349641
Anon, anon. He doesn't understand. He'll never understand that kind of pleasure.
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>>16349627
"Being the woman" does not applies to relationships with non human females, because that's just a human development created by biological and cultural circumstances irl.
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>>16349627
Why are you wasting your time complaining about faggots and their shit fetishes? It's not like they're gonna stop.
Just judge them silently, like I do.
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>>16349647
Says the fag.
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>>16349634
>very aggressive yeti
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>>16349651
If you want a (You), you can just ask for one.
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>>16349641
Gender roles exist for a reason.
>>16349647
But it's not even a shit fetish, it's just too far into the extreme.
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>>16349660
No more than you do.
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>>16349627
What are you talking about? It's a sweet deal.
>Everyone treats you better for being the protected sex.
>The girls come to you and you can chose who you want
>You can make money of being a slut, either by selling videos online or on the streets.
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It's a big one.
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>>16349643
>He'll never understand that kind of pleasure.
he'll also never experience that kind of pleasure
none of us will
;_;
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Have any monster girl dreams lately, anons?
I had a dream last night that an arachne raped me because I was bullying some non-monster jumping spiders on a bush. That kind of seems like rewarding bad behavior, but I'm not going to complain.
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It's only natural that a monster girl protects her weak human husband so right off the bat the gender roles are kinda thrown off
As for things like house chores, working, taking care of the children, etc... It's up to what makes you as a couple the happiest
The only things you can't take away from traditional roles is that the man has to give to the woman, that's just our natural way of showing love
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>>16349683
No anon, I shall take until Eros frees me from the monster girl curse.
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>>16349682
I wish. I haven't had a MG dream in well over a year. They don't even want to visit me in my dreams. Feels bad.
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>>16349683
>The only things you can't take away from traditional roles is that the man has to give to the woman
Eh?
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>>16349682
I never have monster girl dreams. I'm also living eternal pain.
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>>16349655
I now want to see a mge well out "i'll hug your mom" in a threatening manner.
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>>16349683
>weak human
>He doesn't lift
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>>16349693
It's too lewd to say on a blue board.
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>>16349700
I wanna see a protest about no more hugging with without consent in paranthesis on one of the signs.
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>>16349702
If you mean the human being the dom in bed, you're pretty wrong.
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>>16349701
Well. Let's be realistic. A Ushi-Oni comes up to you smacks your ass and tells you that you belong to her. Given the sheer strength of a Ushi-ONI, you wouldn't be able to do anything. Yes you can lift and get stronk but you'll never be as stronk as a ushi-oni. So this is where a strong waifu comes in to save you. She protect her fragile little husband. Be it a Jinko, Dragon or any other strong MG. When your waifu is a little on the weaker side, then you start pumping serious iron so you can protect HER.
So basically. Girls who protect you are great.
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>>16349708
Of course. I'd never imply a silly thing like that.
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>>16349689
>the monster girl curse.
Is that when you can't love anyone but a monster girl? If so then I'm cursed too
>>16349693
When you think of how you'd show love to a woman, don't you think about what you'd give her to make her happy?
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>>16349677
We're going to need a bigger boat.
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>There are people here who want to be the girl in the relationship
Jesus Christ what the fuck happened here.
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>>16349693
Remember the birds and the bees anon?
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>>16349718
>If so then I'm cursed too
Anon, I just want to live a quiet life.
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>>16349725
How new are you
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>>16349725
Sluts happened.
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>Have strong waifu
>Also getting strong so I can protect her while she protects me
>We divide house chores
What the fuck is my relationship with my waifu?
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>>16349727
So do I
Spending all day dreaming about life with a nice monster girl waifu is pretty quiet if you ask me
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>>16349730
2/10 bait. Have a (you).
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>>16349725
Nothing happened. It's literally always been like this. MGE is all about rape happy monsters, of course its going to attract the crowd who wants the girl taking the lead.
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>>16349737
Sounds pretty good, if you ask me.
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>>16349739
How the fuck is it bait
Am I being baited too?
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>>16349737
Very strong.
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>>16349738
Sure, but actually having one? How very troublesome.
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>>16349747
Yes, stop biting.
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2017 going to be great....
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>>16349747
If you post on anonymous image boards online, then I'm sorry son, you've already taken the bait.
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>>16349747
If everybody is bait, no one is.
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He barely got the rod in the water and they're already hooked
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>>16349700
>Yeti aggressively yells that she is going to hug your mom
>"No! My mom is already monsterized! And insect is bad!"
>"Then I'm going to hug you at the same time! It's going to be a nice group hug!"
>"But she still married to dad!"Thank god for the no NTR rule in MGE.
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>>16349755
Anon no, your lust for (You)s is consuming you!
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>>16349682
Recently I had a dream that I was lost in a forest and a Wurm tried to rape me.
When I get out and I thought it was over, I was just in front of the demon army with a Succubutt general and that Wurm telling me
>You lost. It's game over now
Then I was gang raped.
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>>16349623
Well since its wonderland they be pretty knotty.
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>>16349750
Depends on her species
You can have a very quiet life with a Holst, Weresheep, etc...
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>>16349750
Not at all. I'd say there are a lot of monstergirls who would love a quiet life. Which are your favorite girls.
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>>16349725
Nothing happened, it's literally been like this since /a/.
Playing the female role doesn't mean dressing up in frilly clothes, wearing make up and giggling like a school girl. It should be no surprise that some people who like dominant monster girls want the girl to be dominant in all aspects.
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>>16349772
I suppose I could handle something like a dormouse, seeing as she's a sleepyhead most the time.
>>16349777
Don't have a favorite, really. I don't care much for the aggresive ones though.
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>>16349711
Nah.
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>>16349711
>Girls who protect you are great.
Yep
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>>16349782
I thought of Dormouse too but her rape aura is a problem plus she's from Wonderland and that place is everything but quiet
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>>16349711
>You can't get strong in KC's JRPG setting
I love this meme.
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>>16349787
Yah.
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>>16349793
I guess that's a good point. More research is needed, it seems.
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>>16349711
Are you implying that Ushi-Onis can't be good waifus?
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>>16349800
No.
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>>16349797
Of course you can get strong. But how strong we talking? Because like I said, slot of MGs out there are stronger than you.
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>>16349805
Of course not.
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>>16349711
>A Ushi-Oni comes up to you smacks your ass and tells you that you belong to her.
I tell her to fuck off because I already have a waifu.
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>>16349807
Strong enough to fight lilims.
>inb4 you need hero plot bullshit
It helps, but you can just grind.
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>>16349807
strong enough to put the demonlord in a headlock and give her noogies.
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>>16349797
KC's setting being all JRPG is entirely true.
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>>16349807
>slot of MGs out there are stronger than you.
Only if you stay a level 1 scrub.
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>>16349818
is not*
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>>16349807
>be wizard
>cast levitate on Ushi-oni
>she can't do anything but cuirse at me
>wizardpepe.jpg
Come at me, sluts.
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>>16349797
There's a limit. Powerful monster girls are like bosses while the vast majority of humans have the strength of an npc villager.
The world is like an rpg in some aspects but not to the degree that literally everyone can be strong if they want to, there's very few heroes going around and you likely wouldn't be one of them.
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>>16349779
>doesn't mean dressing up in frilly clothes
I swear to god if my dragon ever wants me to dress up as a princess I'm going to get a nice set of armor and sLay her.
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>>16349807
If you can't princess carry your waifu, then you don't deserve her.
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>>16349814
>>16349815
kek no
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>>16349825
what if I use my modern knowledge to invent firearms?
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>>16349818
>>16349822
Sure, but the part about being able to get stronger is. I'll grant you that it isn't a 100% JRP-settiing though.
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>>16349812
She likes a fighter. Maybe you should call your waifu to rescu you.
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>>16349829
Pack your bags everyone, we're done, he said no.
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>>16349830
Doesn't work because monster girls are stronger than anything in existence.
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>>16349828
How am I supposed to princess carry a Dragon?!
And don't say that anon! That's very mean and can hurt feelings.
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>>16349825
>but not to the degree that literally everyone can be strong
Wrong. You seem to forget that it's also a wish-fufilment setting. So yes, everyone can, if they so desire.
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>>16349831
Yeah.
Through training, blessings, magic etc you can be middle-high tier.
To be high tier you need to be born with those powers, who are the heroes. You can always say you are one of those, but what you can't say is that you can get there starting at "level 1"
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>>16349838
>e monster girls are stronger than anything in existence.
not stronger than saitama
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>>16349843
Saitama is just fucking Power Man.
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>>16349807
>In most cases, Baphomets will accept a man as their husband if they have enough power to defeat them.
If they are humans who are strong enough to defeat Baphomets, I guess it's possible for a normal human to be very powerful. It's probably hard though.
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>>16349841
>but what you can't say is that you can get there starting at "level 1"
I'd fight you on that, but then we'd be here till the heat death of the universe.
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>>16349634
>Hug Wolf
But Kobolds are obedient and as smart as a normal dog. You want the opposite of that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1X2tTzDufE
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>>16348935
awwww
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>>16349830
You wouldn't be anything special, they already exist in the setting and are mostly redundant due to magic being the superior option.
>>16349840
People really make KC's setting out to be more hugboxy than it is. I guarantee you if you asked him if you could grind enough to beat a Lilim he would probably reply to you with "you could give it a try but you would probably be raped www".
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>>16349841
Actually while some humans may be born with superior abilities, others get granted Hero status through divine blessings (though presumably they need to be pretty strong to begin with). There are various methods to gain "hero" level power, some more restricted than others.
That said, all the strength talk ignores that combat power is overall of secondary importance in KC's settings. That is monsters defeat humans who are more powerful than them all the time thanks to their sexual abilities and the sheer horniness of KC's version of humanity.
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>>16349847
Time to start grinding.
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>>16349833
Either she broke into my house or I went somewhere without my waifu that a ushi would also go to, so nah not gonna happen
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>>16349782
Alraune, Crow Tengu, Cyclops, Elf, Holstaur, Weresheep, Kitsune, Kikimora, Kobold, Troll are the ones I remember right now that could give you a quiet life.
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>>16349847
Strength doesn't always mean beating her up.
They could mean strength of will
Or the power of the cock
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>>16349859
>if you asked him
If I wanted a non-answer that makes sure not to step on anyone's foot, I'd ask my mother.
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>>16349863
God help a monster girl that comes across a man that can control himself and fight her off.
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>>16349868
No shoggoth?
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>>16349859
what if I had a training montage?
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>>16349840
I agree but you've got to really want it and be dedicated to achieving that goal
I mean I'd like to be as strong as a hero, who wouldn't? But I don't want to spend the time training and grinding so I'll end up a npc who gets raped by a monster girl like 99% of the people
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>>16349859
what if I asked him if I could grind enough to get strong enough toprincess carry my oni waifu?
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>>16349870
It's the Japanese "no."
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>>16349847
>If they are humans who are strong enough to defeat Baphomets
We call them heroes
>>16349863
Doesn't matter, the number of humans who get the hero status is probably also minimal since they're supposed to be ultra rare humans just like dragons/lilims/etc
My point is that not all humans can get hero tier, most won't even get middle tier. If you want to be one of the few, fine, but not everyone can.
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>>16349868
I guess I'd choose between a kiki, kobold or troll.
Still, having someone else in my home, wanting me to do stuff? I dunno man.
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>>16349882
See that he would probably like.
Onis aren't that heavy and it's cute.
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>>16349876
If going mad also counts as quiet, sure.
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>>16349884
Makes you wonder how many of us here would aim for the stars.
I certanly would do my best.
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>>16349880
Seeing as I'd like to go out and adventure, I don't feel investing the time would be a problem.
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>>16349888
then use a heavier example
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>>16349888
>Onis aren't that heavy
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>>16349903
i wont to finish on that rock hard tummy
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>>16349883
>you can do everything you want, except when I say no
Yeah, that sounds about right.
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>>16349903
KC's Onis aren't that tall and muscular compared to some.
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>>16349903
Oh man. Just imagine sitting on that hard stomach of hers, while going at it with those big breasts of hers. She would be giving you that same smile, too, the whole time. My dick.
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>>16349903
Why are muscly girls so best
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>>16349847
Now I have a funny idea for a story about a Baphomet who gets beaten by some level 1 anon by pure luck
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>>16349896
Then you'd be an adventurer with a decent level and some good skills probably enough to go a high level dungeon like a pyramid and leave with your virginity intact but nowhere near enough to defeat the Pharaoh boss
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>>16349903
I think she did a bit too much Squats and Deadlifts and not enough Overhand Presses.
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>>16349884
In worst cases, you can just make a contract with an Elemental. You will be as strong or even stronger than some magic users. Though you would probably turn into an Incubus later on.
>>16349891
I would try as well
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>>16349907
Except he never says you can do anything you want.
That's a terrible misconception on the part of these threads.
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>>16349910
so whats really heavy? cause the idea of a guy grinding and training to be able to princess carry his wife is something I can work with.
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>>16349919
Says you.
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>>16349924
A sandworm is pretty big.
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>>16349920
>too much squats and deadlifts
no such thing
I'm ok with her not having Bane delts
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>>16349923
In that case, I'd request that MGE lose it's hugbox status. I'd also advise MGE to apply for grimdark status instead, with all the brainwashing and stuff.
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>>16349910
Didn't her art get and update?
Doesn't matter anyway, in MGE and EMG they're not as muscular but they're equally strong.
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>>16349924
>so whats really heavy?
Well, any lamia would likely outweigh you, same for centaurs (any girl with a larger than human lower body really). Then of course there are giants like sandworms.
Doromes and gnomes could make themselves a pretty heavy body if they wanted as well.
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It's cosplay night at the MGC Bar, couples dressed up get free drinks. Who/what does your waifu dress up as? Bonus if you wear a perfect matching costume.
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>>16349934
MGE was never a 100% hugbox, just like it always had a grimdark part.
It's just a mix of bad translations and threadcanon that leaded us to what people believe now.
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>>16349934
He may not say you can do "anything" you want, but it is true that he says you can do a lot of what you want.
The main things disallowed are simply things that could ruin the hugbox-like nature of the setting.
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>>16349923
>Except he never says you can do anything you want.
Half-true, he says something closer to "you can do/have anything you want if you ABSOLUTELY want it and can't do without it" and even then when he gives this kind of answers it's just to avoid saying outright no
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>>16349924
Ogre looks more beefy than onis.
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>>16349917
I would read that. That lucky level 1 anon would get a ton of exp.
>>16349910
>>16349936
Yep with some others. She seems a bit more muscular imo.
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>>16349938
>going to a bar
>going to a bar when you're already married
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>>16349941
I guess that's what happens to all religions.
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>>16349938
Miia seems to have a bunch of Snake and Big Boss outfits.
I could go as several things, pic related, or Otacon
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>>16349938
>"It's, its t-the Thousand Dragon! Queen Ghidorah!"
That's what I would say while I am dressed as the human civilian protagonist that nobody cares about in kaiju movies.
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>>16349943
Ok, so how would [Anon LV: 9999] ruin his hugbox?
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>>16349949
I want to molest that Oni.
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>>16349934
There's a world of difference between hugbox and grimdark, it was never either of them to begin with.
Bad things do indeed happen in the setting, it's just that there's always hope and potential way to come back from despair. Potential being a keyword. What KC doesn't like however is people using it as an excuse for murder porn and bragging over the superiority of humans like some kinds of people do.
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>>16349949
Are there any full scans of the books yet?
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>>16349923
The bible also says having imagination and creating stories with magic of any sort is forbidden, but here we are.
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>>16349960
Kill the Mamono Lord, return the settings to what the Chief God wants, go about torturing and slaughtering monster girls without any redemption or comeuppance, that kind of thing.
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>>16349973
If that Anon so desired, yes. But my guess would be that most anons would like monster girls to continue being a thing.
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>>16349963
"Flawed setting" it is then.
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Did you add the term "monstergirl" and the like to your MS Word dictionary?
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>>16349976
yeah but I would make the monstergirls start acting more like normal people.
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>>16349887
What's the problem?
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>>16349970
Gonna need a source on that. Forbidding sorcery does not equal forbidding technology.
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>>16349868
That weird zinngapu wife slime.
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>>16349982
Now you're just going mad with power.
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>>16349984
Not much of a people person, really. And I'm not all that keen on being "fixed" by mamono mana either.
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>>16349981
Oh, I've added plenty monstergirl related words to mine.On a slightly unrelated note, I really wish writing about my waifu and daughteru didn't make them feel less real.
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>>16349982
That's what bright green mamono realms are for.
Unless you're suggesting monster girls would be better if they were no more dominated by instincts than normal humans.
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>>16349982
Point is: Max level Anon - Destroyer of Worlds seems to only be a problem if he does "evil". It doesn't seem to break any KC "Please understand"-rules otherwise.
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>>16349999
Green demon realms are the best.
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>>16349891I legitimately fantasize about being a weak level 1 dude who gets sent into quests that are way above my head only to get captured, molested, and raped by a variety of monsters. Some of them would smugly make me cum over and over while i moan and beg for more, others would deny me until I beg them to let me finish, and others would milk me while whispering in my ear about how much better it would be to just give up and stay with her rather than being an adventurer.
I think im in too deep
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>>16350006
>"Please understand"
not sure what this meme is but I read this in cwc's vocie for some reason
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>>16350010
All demon realms are bad.
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>>16350017
As long as it made you smile, it fufilled it's purpose.
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>>16349964
For the localized MGE1, I don't think so but you can find the updated arts for the red oni, lamia, harpy, black harpy, gargoyle and devil bug.
If I am not wrong, I think there was someone who showed that lolis and young girls terms were replaced by "short girls" or something in the Baphomet's profile and probably some others.
For MGE2, you can find it in some websites like hitomi, etc...
>>16349973
You can just find a non-leathal weapon made with Demon Realm silver and grind this way so like that no one dies.
>>16350017
Iwata apologizing for the pokebank's delay
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>>16350021
you mean good
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>>16350015
You sound like a high level slut. I bet at some point they would send you just to appease a mad monster.
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>>16350015
You've played a lot MGQ, haven't you?
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>>16350010
Dusky, Halloween demon realms are the best.
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>>16350015
Are you me? I recently had a dream about being a mercenary who was captured by Amazons and made into a communal husband.
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>>16350028
No, bad.
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>>16350015
Me too.I like the idea of being an amateur adventurer for a small village with no real soldiers. So I'm sent off with an old sword I don't really know how to use, up into the mountains to take care of the Manticore that has been terrorizing the place.I love imagining her shooting a spine into my leg and effortlessly knocking the sword out of my hands. Teasing me for my lack of experience and milking me for hours on end with her tail back in her cave.
I need help.
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Is this Christmas cake really the strongest dragon?imagine how much pent up sexual frustration she must have
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>Not liking Demon Realms
They are lewd paradises and monsters love them, please reconsider
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>>16350052
I want to light the fire of love in her heart.
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>>16349903
>9'10
>under 500lbs
how does she keep her figure?
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>>16350052
and ill just keep denying hert advances until she takes me by force, just the way I like it.
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>>16350056
Demon Realms are bad and so are the monster girls that live in them.
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>>16350015
You're not the only one.
>>16350033
At least it seems he can escape unlike most rapes in MGQ. There is no vore as well.
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>>16349916
Cow is best, I want her to ride me cowgirl!
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>>16350045
>I need help
Why? You're normal
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>>16350045
>I need help.
We all do anon. We all do.
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>>16350056
I prefer them to green realms any day.
They look beautiful
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>All those sluts wanting to be raped by a high level monster or being raped by a bunch of low level ones
It's no wonder high level people are rare.
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>>16350006
KC would probably also be against an anon making a character that breaks the "mamono lord is the most powerful monster and her husband is the most powerful human" aspect of the setting too.
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>>16350093
green realms are still demon realms
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>>16350095
Trust me anon, I don't mind grinding, but if I can somehow meet a pack of werewolf sisters who are in heat my dick will take charge of my body and I'll be the happy father to 38 daughterus.
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>>16350033
I played it once actually. I liked it but some of those monsters were to out there for my taste.
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>>16350095
What if I grind so that I can rape my high level waifu?
Would powerful monsters like that? Being defeated by a powerful man and then having them "rape" them?
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>>16350098
Yes but in most ways they still look like normal lands (albeit at night the sky sparkles with mana that looks like fireflies), so if one prefers the aesthetic of the dark mamono realms then they may not be for them.
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Tell me Mr. Anon, what did you do to deserve being suplexed by your Kiki?
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>>16350108
I'll believe that in a second. Jesus, some of the stuff they put in there...
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>>16350113
Depends on the monster. Hellhounds certainly wouldn't like it if it went beyond short-term role reversal.
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>>16350113
yes
look up raging mushroom
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>>16350113
It's not rape if that was their plan all along.
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>>16350098
Green realms kinda grew on me. Thinking about farms full of country succubus, insect lolis playing around, farm animal girls seeling their wares.
It all looks so nice and peaceful andthat's how my OC lilim was born. I find her kinda cute.
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>>16350118
I power bombed a sphinx loli that bothered me with a stupid riddle on the way to work.
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>>16350113
I've seen so many doujins like it that I can't stand it anymore.
It depends on her species.
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>>16350118
I told her to stop watching those stupid wrestling programs.
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>>16350118
She learned that I was purposefully leaving out porn to try and trick her younger sisters.
One was seeing me 'accidentally' leave out fatty porn and the other was seeing me 'accidentally' having overly muscled porn of women on my computer when she came in.
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>>16350113
I want to be high level just so I can look at my waifu in the eyes. I don't want her to protect me all the time, I want to pretect her too, to depend on me and leave hard things for me to do.
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>>16350124
I want to use a raging mushoom on a Wight.
Something about fucking a refined looking girl like that from behind like a beast and completely ravishing her is hot as hell.
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>>16349863
I also kind of feel like its easy to say things when sitting back typing at a computer, but in reality if a succubus, a literal lust demon hotter than any human, came up to any given anon and told him to get his dick out none but the deranged are going to say 'no im too faithful to this imaginary character'
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>>16350096
Her husband is no longer a human though.
He's an incubus now.
So as long as you are not killing monsters or evil, it should be fine.
>>16350108
Yeah especially most of the chimeras and the weird bugs and plants.
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>>16350161
Incubi are human
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>>16349890
>going mad
I'll have you know that lovers of the Shoggoth are perfectly sane.
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>>16350108
Though granberry footjob is still best scene in the whole game to my mind
also sara might be part of the reason I like mge brand corruption so much
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>>16350176
Anon I think you're drooling. Oh no wait, that's actually part of your wife coming out.
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>>16350113
They would all like it in their hearts but the most prideful ones would always deny it.
>>16350163
Technically there are not humans anymore even if they look like one.
That's why he was called the strongest of humanity and is a former human, it's because he is not a human anymore.
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>>16349938
I go as an Egyptian king and she goes as an Egyptian queen.
I know, it's unoriginal.
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>>16350052
She would if she had meatier claws.
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>>16350118
A room a advert came on and I told her it wouldn't hurt to had another helping hand with the cleaning.
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>>16350185
See. Any sane human being would let a chaos girl inside them.This is making me hard
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>>16350197
Roomba*
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>>16350200
What the fuck
Why are you getting hard knowing that the saliva of your Shog is alive and enjoying an eternal kiss inside of your mouth?
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>>16350161
>Her husband is no longer a human though.
>He's an incubus now.
I guess you could say your character is "strongest non-incubus human." KC has edged away from saying incubi are truly human, but they still are at least "evolved/altered" humans.
The point though is that beyond gods there are no known beings who rival the Mamono Lord and her husband in power in KC's setting.
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>>16350204
Doesn't that get you hard? Guess you're the mad one.
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>>16350204
Mouths need cleaning too.
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>>16350159
Not going to lie, I have my preferred monster girl types but if a 10/10 succubus appeared out of a magic circle in my room and started whispering in my ear about wanting sex, damn right I'd go along with it.
I'm a shameless slut.
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>>16350213
>shoggoth will never directly clean up all your saliva while kissing you
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>ywn hear this as your Kikimora is coming down the hallway
https://youtu.be/1ifKdbX45tE
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anyone got that pic of a mantis eating her husband?
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>>16350221
I closed my eyes and imagined a demon walking towards me in a seductive manner while listening to that.
Ashamed to admit, that alone was enough to give me a boner.
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>>16350131
>Get to final boss Lich
>After a long and hard battle you defeat her
>She lies sprawled on on the floor, all of her powers expended.
>You realize, just like most of her race, that she is completely nude except for her cloak.
>Decide fuck it. You already won, you can have some fun with her.
>Flip her over, Move the cloak to the side and fuck her doggy style.
>Despite her being technically dead, it feels amazing. The best fuck you have ever had by a long margin.
>"Fool! I planed for this, the insides of my pussy is coated with a mixture that will make you addicted to me."
>... Oh.
>"You will serve me for the rest of your days. You got some powerful essence, I will make sure to put it to good use."
>Sure, We'll see about that.
>Pick her up, spreading her legs and keep fucking her while you carry her away.
>Cary her to her phylactery. She's to weak right now to do anything.
>Before she realizes what you are about to do you make the phylactery slam into the ground, making her soul return to her body.
>The full force of the pleasure hits her. She screams and moans while you fuck her.
>Her mixture works fast and you start to tunnel vision on her,
>You might wait a few days before repairing her phylactery.
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>>16350230
It's alright anon, you're not alone.
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>>16350230
She's going to strike a deal with you.
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>>16350200
>chaos girl inside them.
It'shot
>>16350209
Yeah pretty much especially that even some of the strongest heroes transform into an Incubus/MG once they enter the Royal Makai.
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>>16348828
>and draws gangbang/tentacle
Seriously why all the best artists have shit fetishes. I cant stand it.
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>be playing games in your room
>for whatever reason, your sisters are there two, and they're at it again
>your devil imouto is pouting and swishing her tail back and forth
>"Onii-chan thinks I'm the cutest and he loves spending time playing with me more. He lets me sit in his lap when he plays games. Plus, he said I could marry him once I get older."
>That last part is a lie
>demon onee-san is looking smug, but slightly annoyed
>"You could spend the next thousand years preparing to be his bride and still not reach my level. Only I can spoil my adorable little brother to his heart's content. And you maybe cute, but Anon likes mature women like me. Here are his porn mags."
>She pulls out some magazines that you've never seen before
>they are both staring daggers at each other when your lilim mom throws open the door
>"Both of you stop all this silly arguing."
>she walks over and plops down in your lap, throwing her arms around your neck
>"Anon is clearly a mama's boy," she say, running a finger under your chin
>you love this family, but dear Chief God, they need to give it a rest.
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>>16350231
You had me at Lich.
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>>16350236
At least I'm not the only heel slut.
>>16350240
What kind of deal?
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>>16350231
Oh fuck. A Lich with those thighs. It's not fair.
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>>16350256
>Incest
Disgusting. I would brush all of them off with a nice girl from school. I hope they enjoy hearing us have sex.
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>>16350256
>entire family of monster girls after the d
As selfish as it is, this is my dream scenario.
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>>16350256
but i wanted to date the troll that just moved here
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>>16350259
>What kind of deal?
A mutually sexually fulfilling one of course.
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>>16350259
She'll teleport you to her own dimension which is just a whole bed, as far as the eye can see. There she'll give you sense numbing, mind blowing sex. This happens every week. But, for the rest of your life, every time you hear the sound of high heels you cream yourself.
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>>16350256
>entire family of evil girls who all want the dick
I can dig it.
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>>16350231
>"Fool! I planed for this, the insides of my pussy is coated with a mixture that will make you addicted to me."
Unf. This has potential.
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What color do you prefer on your Onis?
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>>16350256
The mom ruined it.
Mothers are not for fucking!
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Onee titty witches or mayadere titty witches?
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>>16350297
That purple
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>Writing
>Background plot turns simple story into a needlessly long and detailed project
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>>16350256
>Devil Imouto, Demon Onee-san and Lilim mom all arguing over who gets the dick
>I'm just trying to have a good time playing Xcom
>Their arguing makes me forget that the enemy has soldiers on overwatch.
>My best soldier fucking bites it.
How many reloads would those three cause me I wonder?Also the Lilim's probably an adoptive mother considering.
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>>16350301
Not even CC ara~ ara~ Lilim momsters?
Of course you're adopted anon.
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>>16350271
Worth it, I'm a neet anyway so rarely hear heels.
Guess I have to find a way to work from home.
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>>16350303
That's blue
>>16350302
Mayadere onee-san titty witches.
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>>16350302
Why not both?
>>16350309
The correct answer here isfuck all three.
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>>16350302
Onee titty witches. Every time.
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>>16350302
Tall, protective titty witches. Like the one from WCW. I should really catch up with that one day.
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>>16350312
I swear that's purple.
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>>16350297
I hope MGE Oni come in the shade that Shuten-Douji does.
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>>16350302
Dammit, dark mage can't come soon enough... did translator anon ever summarize her?
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>>16350327
I think the summary was that they're basically Yandere Mayaderes.
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>>16350327
I remember some sort of summary. She's canon mayadere and very lewd.
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>>16350322
It's dark blue, which is close to purple. Or maybe I'm just color-insensitive, and can't tell the difference.
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>>16350327
Yes. They fuck your village up and then fuck you.
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>>16350323
They came come in any color, I can even imagine some rare ones with human color skin, since now the only males are human.
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>>16350339
can come*
>>16350322
>>16350336
It's blue!
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>>16350304
I would actually feel sympathy/offer something constructive if people didn't bitch all the time about writing or how hard it is and just fucking did it.
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>>16350339
MY PANTS
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>>16350342
I am doing it, though. Just getting the feeling it's becoming a bit too convoluted.
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>>16350302
Onee
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>>16350352
Twoo
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>>16350337
But what are they? Do they monsterize from specific monsters like witches do? Do they have any relation to witches?
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>>16350297
A harem of human skin, red skin and blue skin.
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>>16350302
What is it about the hat that makes titty wtches/mages so sexy? I mean she'd be just another sexy lady without it but add the hat and bam! Super sexy.
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>>16350372
I want red to raid my village and enslave me!
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>>16350313
>The correct answer here isfuck all three.
But in what order? This is important.
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>>16350372
I hope they're gentle.
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>>16350366
They are evil humans filled with mamono mana.
That's all there is to it.
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Anyone got any Wurm stories?
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>>16350372
Do you really want a broken pelvis that bad
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>>16350350
Git gud.
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lonely nerdy titty dragons
do they have annual meetings discussing new ways to get husbands?
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>>16350378
Is village a code name for your pants?
>>16350387
They're just a bunch of fun loving goofballs.
https://a.pomf.cat/oveuue.jpg
I wish the artist done more with them.
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>>16350379
They draw straws.Or just the Lilim goes first because she's the strongest.
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>>16350302
Which ever one will sexually tease me and shove her feet in my face with the excuse of just showing off her new pedicure
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>>16350398
>Is village a code name for your pants?
nope, i want her to forcefully drag me to her home, chain me to the floor and force me to clean her mess of a home, cook for her, and anything else she demands
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>>16350327
The first two paragraphs I'm pretty sure. Out of three or maybe four, haven't checked.
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>>16350302
Seductive mayaderes who corrupt your entire village via magic but gently seduce you, not wanting to use force on the one they love.
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>>16350412
So you want an esper?
>>16344869
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>>16349938
We're going as operators together. She'll insist on looking like FSB units.
>>16349903
>9'10
I thought my waifu stood tall at 7'6
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>>16349903
>That smug grin
>That height
>Those abs
>Those tits
Good lord, she could probably milk me dry with sheer muscle control.
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>>16350327
Just the beginning of the profile
They're humans who were corrupted into incredibly selfish and wicked witches by a desire for power. Now they live in swamps and will turn entire villages into obedient Demon Realms to get closer to the man they like
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>>16350420
But they're not evil
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>>16350118
Tried to incorporate a bridge into our private repertoire.
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>>16350445
Why would you want an evil waifu?
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>>16350461
Evil is cool and arousing.
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>>16350461
Why WOULDN'T you want one?
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>>16350461
mayadere (tsundere) is perfect in every way.
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>>16350461
>Not wanting an evil waifu
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>>16350339
It gives off that tomboy sexy waifu vibe
can you impregnate a oni?
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>>16350504
You can impregnate anything if you try hard enough, buddy.
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>>16350461
It's hot.
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>>16350461
Because redemption stories are heartwarming.
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>>16350461
Redeeming a Mayadere (Yandere) is S+ Tier.
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>>16350526
>Redemption
>He doesn't want his waifu to corrupt him
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Who else here would be scared shitless of monster girls?
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>>16350461
Evil as in chuuni evil or?
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>>16350580
Chuuni is shit. Real evil.
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>>16350579
Only the aquatic ones and maybe harpies.
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>>16350579
I don't like snakes, so I would probably be afraid of those types. Maybe some others. In general, though, not really.
>>16350580
I want a chuni Lich.
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>>16350526
>>16350570
>redemption
What's the point in an evil girl if she's no longer evil?
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>>16350603
Healing and purification.
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>>16350603
Because then she can become "reformed but not tamed." Still dangerous with all the sexy aspects of evil but no longer having to deal with the negatives of being evil.
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>>16350579
I love my shoggoth waifu with all my heart. But if I genuinely saw her for the first time unexpectantly, I'd run for the hills. Maybe even cry with how scary she is.
See anons. This is why you can't make empty promises about portals opening on New Years. Because if I wake up to about 14 glowing eyes in the dark I'd start screaming. You gotta be exact with this stuff. No surprises.
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>>16350586
Why those? Harpies and aquatic girls aren't that aggressive.
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>>16350617
Lame.
>>16350618
There's no real negatives that come with being married to an evil girl in kc's setting.
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>>16350631
Aside from the fact that evil girls are fucking shit tier in KC setting. Get yourself a nice humanity-positive girl.
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>>16350579
The few ones I would be "scared" to meet would be the Matango because of the spores and the furries and maybe some Sabbath girls because I wouldn't want to fuck them.
Not sure about Druella and the mindflayers.
I don't find the others scary.
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>>16350579
Im scared of creepy crawlies, any insect girl would have me scream like a little girl.
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>>16350634
>Aside from the fact that evil girls are fucking shit tier in KC setting
How?
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>>16350631
Oh, I thought you meant evil as in "torture and murder for fun" evil or "filled with rage and vengeance" evil. Remember that in KC's world corruption is mostly depicted as a good thing, not an evil thing, monster girl society as a superior mix of human and monster societies, etc.
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>>16350579
Me, but only because any one of them could snatch me up before I get the chance to meet my waifu and I wouldn't be able to do anything about it.
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>>16350637
That'll only make Arachnes want you more.
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>>16350628
I would be really wary around harpies, what if they grab me and fly up? I fear heights so it won't be very pleasant.
Mermaids are another. What if they drag me to under the sea? I would die of shock probably even though they can make me breathe.
I much prefer a land monster or at least my dragon who can hug me while she flies.
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>>16350646
You fight anon. You fight. Or introduce your friend to them as a substitute while you go find your waifu.
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>>16350511
>"If your pelvis doesnt break first"
fixed it
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>>16350579
Initially, but not after a night with her.
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>>16350671
That's because she flayer'd you.
Also,
>fellow tentacle slut
Pristine taste my friend
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>>16350579
>scared shitless
That's part of the appeal when they get all lovey-dovey and assertive.
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>>16350579
I've always wondered what'd happen if the "monster" got put back into monstergirls
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>leech girls
>their bite releases an anti clotting agent so blood just keep flowing
>as they feed on blood they swell up (if you like temporary thicc and or pudge)
>they can still lick up blood as it just leaks from the wound that keeps bleeding
I'm both very uncomfortable and aroused.
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>>16350690
Cici has best thighs and ass
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>>16350693
I want to give a jiang shi a massage every morning to combat rigor mortis
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>>16350256
>>be playing games in your room
https://is.4chan.org/wsg/1481989077039.webm
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>>16350702
its been too long since ive seen that
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>>16350702
>.webm
Well that's actually a really terrifying thought. Always remember to lock your doors.
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>>16350682
>>16350690
I want to impregnate a jiangshi
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>>16350660
I'm not exactly the best fighter anon, even if I have the undying love of my waifu as motivation.
I've recently come to the conclusion that the only feasible way we'd meet each other is if I suddenly appear in her bed or in her house or in front of her on the street or something, I don't think it'd ever work out if monstergirls came here.
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>>16350719
You have to be like the anon that escaped the lamias. Have faith in yourself and your love, Anon.
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>>16350719
Why do you think it wouldn't work if they were here?
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>>16350702
What happens next
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>>16350719
You can't be doubting it like that. You know damn well you'll see your waifu. It's the power of the Universe that will guide you to her and her to you. You are forever entangled.
Only weak men give up.
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>>16350718
Would a baby Jiangshi's first steps be actual steps or just hops?
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>>16350719
Who is your waifu anon?
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>>16350716
The door lock is no barrier to a lust drunk monster. Although they might feel a twinge of guilt on the way out.
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>>16350731
You just made me remember a dream that I had where I was claimed by my waifu and made sure that she was the only monster girl for me.
It's nice when this happens. Shows that my waifu really, really loves me a lot.
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>>16350747
I want to put her on my shoulders and carry her were ever she wants to go.
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>>16350747
>No shortstack Oni to knock you out and drag you back to her home for Paizuri and rough cowgirl.
>You'll never see her bright red skin stained white.
>Her equally stacked blue sister will never join in.
God fucking damn it.
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>>16350722
>You have to be like the anon that escaped the lamias
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3OjfK0t1XM
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>>16350753
She's still an Oni, she could carry you easily too.
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>>16350747
thick eyebrows are my fetish.
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>>16350742
Hah, sure. What some tanned catgirl gonna do? Break the door down?
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>>16350762
Yep, that's the video I was talking about earlier.>>16348793
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>>16350763
That's beside the point I want to carry her and spoil the shit out of her
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>>16350762
I want to try and escape a group of Lamia-type monstergirlsonly to get caught at the end by a sneaky Apophis and dragged into the waiting arms of the mating ball.
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>>16350770
I don't think it's a good idea to spoil her.
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>>16350762
>A snake's eyes aren't very good
>Lamias who need glasses
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>>16350770
Why not spoil the shit into her?
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>>16350634
Asanagi's a pretty cool guy when it comes to his pixiv, shame his doujins are garbage.
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>>16350702
My room isn't exactly neat but at least it isn't an embarrassment like that...
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>>16350780
As I said before, all the good artists have shit fetishes.
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>>16350762
It's impossible! No man has ever been able to escape the lamia pit!
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>>16350776
A cute snek!
So if snakes can see movement, does that mean if you stay still while a group of lamias are chasing you, they can't see you?
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>>16350798
I thought snakes have some level of thermal vision, too. You would have to go full tremors at that point, and cover yourself in cold.
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>>16350798
They can smell you.
So can dragons.
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>>16350808
>full tremors at that point, and cover yourself in cold.
Here comes the bullying.
You deserve it.
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>>16350808
>anon turns into arnold schwarzenegger
>has to cover himself in mud to mask his scent and his thermal vision
>all to escape the cock hungry lamias
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>>16350762
The Iguana looks like he still got bit, so I don't know if he's actually going to live for very long.
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>>16350816
But dragons aren't really that keen on hunting down human boys like lamias are. They're more prideful than that, they like a good, fair and exciting hunt.
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Bully the roach and spray candy on her clothes
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>>16350820
Oh, right, predator did that, too. I never really cared for that series, compared to some other alien flicks. That mental image is hilarious, though.
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>>16350831
No! That roach is for head pats and crawling in her cozy coat for cuddles.
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>>16350828
Yes but just be careful if you want to steal their treasure.
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>>16350820
I'm certain a friendly dorome would assist in the application of mud. Wouldn't miss a spot.
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>>16350831
No! I'll give her plenty of candy and snacks, and let her live in my apartment with me.
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>>16350824
As far as I know those snakes were not venomous.
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>>16350851
Would it result in mud babies?
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>>16350831
I just killed one. RIP little cockyroaches.
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>>16348552
I liked how the plot was on a grander scheme this time, make it more interesting.
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For fuck sake. Can we please just get back to talking about monster girls?
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What is your waifu's favorite style of dress? Does she wear anything specific for her job? What about casual? At home?
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Remember when Anubisfag had art commissioned of his waifu fucking a Dragon?
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>>16350964
cow print bikini
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>>16350964
she weras invisible panties so no one can see her panties, the redundancy of this has not dawned on her yet.
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>>16350964
My hellhound waifu + jean short shorts = full throbbing erection
But overall I'm a slut for casual. It's so basic but just so comfy and nice.
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>>16350964
My waifu is a Shoggoth so her casual and work would be maid outfit. But concidering she can just shapeshift out of it at will I wouldn't mind seeing her in a comfy sweater with leggings. That's always a good combo.
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>>16350975
Hellhound waifus look good in anything. Mine wears white suits usually but at home she likes ribbed sweaters and tight jeans.
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>>16350980
Why are Kunoichi so smug in their profile art?
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>>16350765
mine too
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>>16350980
I want one to bully me
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>>16350980
Why is she so flustered?
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>>16350964
Sweater dress. No underwear.
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>>16350964
She enjoys either casualwear that's still 'professional' looking, or wearing traditional clothing from her culture, but from time to time she likes wearing >>16346042 especially when we go out for a date.
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>>16350984
Why white suits?
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>>16350986Hey anon. Remember all those times you came in your sleep and just chalked it up to 'wet dreams'
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>>16350990
She was caught with her tail stuck in the wall by the man she likes.
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I like to imagine that MGC cops would stop and search you at every opportunity they could find.
They'd also never properly button their uniforms, just on the off chance that they catch someone dirty enough to pop a woody looking at a girl's exposed cleavage.
Imagine being held in an armlock by a jacked Oni while her ghoul deputy goes right for the swell below the belt.
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>>16350964
She likes those fancy ones that Wights use. For her job she uses some very formal clothes.
At home she uses light stuff. Some t-shirts and spats, maybe a skirt or shorts, sometimes a sundress.
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>>16350996
No, I never had that happen to me. Hell I never even had wet dreams to begin with.
It's either nightmares where Mountain Lions eat my legs or dreams where I'm sliding down the street on my ass to escape witches.
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>>16350964
I have a thing for formal dresses and business suits. Cheongsam would be perfect.
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>>16350996
I don't think I ever really had a wet dream. Or, if I did, it was before I even realized what it was. I guess they don't love me.
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>>16350995
Because my waifu has a cringey backstory but I love her even more for it. She also thinks it compliments her figure and knows how I feel about tight suits.
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>>16351001
I would start doing minor little things in hopes that I get accosted by the police more often.
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>>16351019
Does it have something to do with staining her clothes?
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>>16351001
>pulled over by an Anubis and Jinko in tight police uniforms
>order me out of my car
>tell me I need to do a body search looking for illegal enraging mushrooms
>Jinko grabs my crotch and holds it tight, squeezing it
>the Anubis rubbing her tits on my chest why holding me tight with her big meaty paws
>all while I rant about my rights as a human MGC citizen
I'll be taking this to the council
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>>16351031
That, and white also looks great with a Hellhounds skin color and eye flames.
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>>16351036
Does she wear white because it shows that she is pure and never hurt anybody?That was a nice story.
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>>16351009
>>16351015Check your windows before sleeping tonight
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>>16350964
Honestly I have no idea how are named in english the clothes that my waifu normally uses.
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>>16351019
Don't worry anon. Some of us won't judge.
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>>16351047
Why?
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I can't even tell who's shitposting at who anymore.
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>>16350980
They're menaces. Other monsters will hire them to figure out your fetishes and tell them.
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>>16351045
No she's not particularly pure, she's rather lecherous towards me even in public.Though she's a closet romantic. What story?
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>>16351060
It looks like several idiots have fallen into /pol/'s trap. Hopefully janny comes and cleans up.
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>>16350964
My waifu is a Shog but she doesn't wear a maid outfit. She keeps the local chaos chapel, so she wears a provocative priestess habit.
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>>16351034
How do MGC police officers treat sovereign citizens?
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>>16351079
That sounds fantastic
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>>16351071
>hire them to figure out your fetishes and tell them.
I'm now imagine a noir detective monstergirl whos job is just that.
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>>16351081
She's a total sweetheart, but she takes a few ques from the Dark Priestess' so she can't help but be lewd at work.
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>>16351071
Why is that a bad thing? Sure, it would take away the excitement of them getting to know you in person, but still! It's a sign of love.
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>>16351080
I imagine they try to play along and act threantened. Begging for him to not call their superiors. Then they strip him, cuff him, throw him in the trunk, take humiliating pictures, then put him on display at the lost and found part of the police station where any lonely single MG can come along and get herself a husband.
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>>16351074
Don't need to worry about it. I thought you were making a reference.But I'm interested in your waifu's backstory now.
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>>16351083
>Target #1 spent three seconds longer than average glancing at stocking display. Must investigate further.
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>>16351087
Do you ever think of bending her over the altar? I know when my waifu is teaching I think of taking her on her desk.
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>>16351001
I just want to be molested by powerful monsterwomen so bad
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>>16351080
What even is the point of MGC Police? If a scared and crying anon who's just been raped by an MG, calls the police. What are they going to do? Laugh it off? Provide comfort?
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>>16351111
they're there to return escaped human boys to their monstergirl owners
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>>16351111
I would imagine they have some of the nicer, more sensitive MGs partnered up with the tough ones, so when they respond to a call, you get both sides.
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>>16351117
Why are our taxpayer's dollars going towards babysitting services for monsters too lazy to lock their windows and properly secure their man's leash to the bed?
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>>16351091She grew up poor in MGE Russia. She tried not to be a delinquent but had no other choice. Thus, she got involved with organized crime until her mid twenties. She walked away from it all and went to school while doing odd security jobs. She's a history teacher now, and despite being outwardly quiet and cold she's incredibly loyal and protective to a fault.And that's the basics of my waifu's backstory
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>>16351117
You'd think that human boys wanting to escape would either be addicted to their mistresses or flayer'd to never disobey their mistress.
What if there is an anon, he's been raped senselessly in a back alley. He's been left in a pool of body fluids. He's cold and naked. He's physically bruised and roughed up a bit from the rape. What are the MGC Police department going to do? Nothing? This is a violation of male human rights.
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>>16351111
Hey, some of the units on the police are actually good.
For example the special operations group that fights against the traffic of human boys and shotas is formed by amazons, and you know what amazons think about hurting human boys.
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>>16351128
I'd prefer nice cop Yeti over bad cop Oni.
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>>16351145
>implying human boys have "rights"
human boys are property, bought and sold by tanuki slavers
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>>16351135
I don't think that's cringy, it's cute. You should hold your head high and be proud of your waifu, Anon.
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>>16351145
>male human rights
Anon this is a monster girl world, you're a semen producer, nothing more.
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>>16351153
That is actually exactly what I had in mind when I posted that. Yeah, nice cop Yeti would be great for helping victims.
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>>16351034
The Jinko licks her lips hungrily, staring you down with her predatory glare as she gropes you through your favorite pair of pants.
"Oi, Cleo, I think I found a mushroom on him."
The Anubis restraining you from behind giggles. "Oh? You wouldn't really hide contraband from us, would you? You know what happens to criminals." Her words carry hot, moist air inside your ears. "Fortunately for you, bad boys happen to be just my type."
The Jinko quickly tears apart your clothes like a belated Christmas gift, revealing your shame. Amidst the softness of the Anubis's breasts against your back, the rough molestation of the Jinko's paws, and the threats imposed upon you, your dick is unbearably hard. Your assailants begin conversing amongst themselves.
"Well, it isn't contraband, even though it LOOKS like a mushroom." The Jinko deducts.
"Ah, but it's so big and hard, is it a weapon?" Asks the Anubis.
"Don't be so silly. You know exactly what this is. This filthy man wanted to sexually assault us with this."
"Oh, no!", The Anubis exclaims, before leaning close into your ear. She whispers, "I can't believe you were planning to throw me down, jam this inside me, and ravage me until I had triplets. Criminals like you deserve to be punished."
"Yeah," The Jinko have a hearty chuckle, " we're gonna have to confiscate all of your semen, just in case you think about impregnating another helpless woman. Then, we're gonna take you into custody."
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>>16351145
>male human rights
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>>16351157
Thank you anon, I can't wait until my commissions come through and talking about her just makes me more excited.
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>>16351164
>>16351159
>>16351155
I-I'll be bringing this up to the town hall! Human boys have feelings and emotions! We are more than semen producers!
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>>16351163
>Her words carry hot, moist air inside your ear
>I can't believe you were planning to throw me down, jam this inside me, and ravage me until I had triplets. Criminals like you deserve to be punished
I need a moment alone
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>>16351169
tell that to the oni, troll, minotaur, orc, etc raiders that drag whole towns and villages worth of young males away in chains as spoils
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I saw an MG in my dreams last night. It was a Holst this time. This was also the first time I saw people I know from real life in my dreams along with an MG.
The weirdest thing is, she wasn't alone. There was another figure standing beside her, but I couldn't make out who or what it was.
Every time I see a monstergirl in my dreams, it's always a different species. I also get the feeling that something is slightly off, as if there was something else there, just out of the corner of my eye.
Any thoughts?
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>>16351145
Wrap him in a blanket, give him a cup of coffee, a pat on the back, and send him on his way. Optional shower or detox depending on the situation.
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>>16351191
>and send him on his way
>Not sending him to a center specialized in abandoned human boys where monstergirls can go find a husband
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>>16351165
One day I'll probably commission some of my waifu too, but for now I'll be cheering for you.
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>>16351191
What about the purpotraitors? Shouldn't they be atleast punished for public rape without consent? And compensation for the emotional trauma it caused poor anon.
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>>16351199
Sounds like a fancy polished slave market.
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>>16351201
Tell me about your waifu too anon! I'm interested in knowing.
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>>16351203
Not at all, why would you think that.
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>>16350722
I have faith in my love but not in myself.
>>16350726
Because if monstergirls just pop through a portal one day in some unidentified location the odds of my waifu and I finding each other seem very, very low.
>>16350731
I hope you are right anon.
>>16350740
A Kobold.
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>>16351203
not really, they already have regular ones run by the tanukis, each boy sold to the highest bidder
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>>16351179
Charon would call itkangaroo courtship
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>>16351191
What if they found a human boy bleeding out in an alley with a missing leg and down three fingers?
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>You will never drink Wight milk
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>>16350762
Anon, please.
Don't half ass it with a youtube, we have the technology to bring it here.
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>>16351202
You can get a second cup of coffee if you play your cards right.
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>>16351222
Anon, he didn't want to waste an image.
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>>16351207
>>16351209
Whats it like then? A large stage where men stand with a wooden sign around their neck showing weight, dick length, height, etc?
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>>16351202
if anything his owner should get a fine for improper chaining of a human
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>>16351228
And?
If you mention the snake lizard thing you have to post the movie, that's the rules.
Just like that other movie that I can't say.
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>>16351205
Well sure. But there are so many things to talk about her that I don't even know what to say.
I guess for starters she is a rather cheerful black dragon. Kinda tomboish and small for a member of her species.
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>>16351233
paraded on a platform naked, spun around a few times, then the tanuki on stage starts calling for bids
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>>16351219
This brings up an interesting question
If you had a Lich waifu, or a similarly high-ranking undead, would you be okay with her bringing you back from the dead if something happened to you?
Would you be okay with them using other corpses to replace missing limbs?
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You dont have the guts to breed bahamut
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>>16351233
Nah, think more of an orphanage but with men of all ages and instead of adoptive parents you get a wife.Just like orphanages, the younger you are the faster you get out of there. Shotas normally only spend a couple of days at most.
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>>16351241
No waifu anon.
It's just some unmarried guy who crossed the wrong people.
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>>16351240
So it is a polished slave market? I knew it! This just furthers my cause for equal rights for human males!
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>>16351242
no, but i have the nuts to breed her
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>>16351242
>That
>Bahamut
Don't make me laugh anon. That's not nearly platinum enough.
>>16351246
It's more like lewd adoption anon.
Only husbands instead of children.
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>>16351243
All thus makes me think of is a sad anon who's about 30 and who's been there for ages.
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>>16351242
I don't have the guts to cheat.
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>>16351249
one day a christmas cake will buy him
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>>16351241
I'm fine with it. One of the first things I would have my Lich waifu do, though, is extract my soul, so I can be the most use to her, and be together forever.
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>>16351249
They all eventually leave the place. There's a market for older men too.Almost all are from the Sabbath, it's pretty weird watching "lolis" asking for them
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>>16351243
But doesn't this mean that MGs can compare the men there? And won't they only pick the cutest ones?
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>>16351266
Some prefer cute, some don't.
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>>16351266
Welcome to what actual orphanages are like anon.
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>>16351244
An eligible bachelor would be taken to one of MGC's many fine hospitals.
Naturally, his medical bills could be paid in the usual way.
As for the leg and fingers, I imagine he would be given the choice between prosthetic parts from a Gremlin, fleshy ones from a Lich, or maybe a full regeneration of the missing limbs with the help of a Unicorn.
Of course, such an operation would be tricky, and frequent followups would be necessary. Whoever he chooses to help him would be following him around for the rest of his life.
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>>16351273
More evidence to suggest these orphanages are but just polished slave markets. They do not give all anons a fair chance and the care given is probably sloppy.
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>>16351249
If there's one thing KC would promise it's is that somehow all anons would end up with someone who they would be a perfect match for. It's not just about the perfect match for you, it's also about the perfect match for her.
However, it's only in KC's wonderfully lewd universe that you would be shown off, bought, and collared by that girl.
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>>16351266
You're not going to be sold on looks alone. If you really want to be picked up by your waifu you've got to play the part. Look submissive in front of the dominant girls. Give the haughty dragons a defiant look so they'll look forward to rubbing it off your face. Stage whisper about how you were almost late to your own auction so the Anubi will start reaching for their wallets and arguing over who gets to fix you.
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>>16351239
With gradient orange hair?
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>>16351288
Sunset Dragon shines even on the darkest corners of the earth.
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>>16351287
>regular anon walks on stage
>just says he like warm cuddles
>yeti jumps up and starts throwing money at the auctioneer demanding she has that boy
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>>16351287
So how do I get the attention of an ara ara dominant girl
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>>16351277
Do you think the nurses at those hospitals would have to be trained to deal with some serious shit? Just imagine how scary it would be.
>A Succubus nurse on a usual day in MGC National
>Signed on to meet some cute boys and "nurse" them.
>The first time she saw a serious patient though, she nearly lost her lunch.
>He was covered in blood with a useless stump where one of his legs should be.
>He was rushed into intensive care and for hours no one knew if he was going to make it.
>She couldn't help but feel sorrow and pity every time she sees him just staring at where his leg once was.
>She wants to bring back his smile but doesn't know how.
>>16351279
It's not that bad anon, it's just so many girls want a cute husband that older less cute boys get passed over in favor of cute boys.
Occasionally a monstergirl will come in who breaks the stereotype and takes in one of the ones who usually isn't even considered.
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>>16351287
>Give the haughty dragons a defiant look so they'll look forward to rubbing it off your face.
>Stage whisper about how you were almost late to your own auction so the Anubi will start reaching for their wallets and arguing over who gets to fix you.
You've peaked my interest
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Busty paladins are for _______
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>>16351297
I've seen you talk of your waifu before. You have a good waIfu anon.
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>>16351302
>It's not that bad anon, it's just so many girls want a cute husband
Shit it's starting to sound like real life.
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>>16351300
>>yeti jumps up and starts throwing money at the auctioneer demanding she has that boy
This made me smile. I wonder if she'd try to break him out just in case?
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>>16351301
"Accidentally" say "Onee-chan?" when your eyes meet.
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>>16351309
Continuing the family tradition of raising our future Crusaders of Justice.
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>>16351309
Corrupting into Dragons, Wights or Salamanders.
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>>16351309
becoming Wights or Succubi.
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>>16351314
But not all of them are into that. Onee-chans can be part of many groups.
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>>16351309
hopelessly watching them get corrupted into a monster and help them adjust to their new form
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>>16350579
I would probably be scared of the spider ones. Spiders creep me the fuck out. Hell, just seeing large versions of insects would probably be unsettling.
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>>16351311
Thanks. She can be kinda goofy at times, but it brings a smile to my face.
Wanna hear something dumb?Even if my life is completely in the dark, her sunny smile still comes through to lighten me up.
Fuck saying those things to her though. Too embarrassing.
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>>16350297
Purple!
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>>16351325
Try "Mom" if you're feeling kinky. Other than that ask the announcer to emphasize your virginity.
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>>16351347
virgins do command higher demand (and price) at market
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>>16351313
this makes me want a burglar yeti
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>>16351350
What do you think the first night after being bought would be like?
If it's an ojou-sama like most might be I'd imagine scented candles, incense, and her in alluring lingerie beckoning to you from her bed.
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>When you find the Shiny Mermaid
Remember, if you find a Shiny MG, always try and marry.
Shiny White Horn, Shiny Oni, Shiny Centaur, Shiny anything.
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>>16351378
What if it's one of those lime-green shiny ones?
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>>16351309
The same than the rest of human womenLoving and marrying
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>>16351347
What if she just wants to be a misstress? How do I not fuck it up?
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>>16351327
I want to condition a recently corrupted paladin to be a smug busty Dom who will use my face as her seat and footstool
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>>16351363
depends on the type, a saytros might buy you to stomp grapes for her wine, a holst/mino to milk her, a yeti to use you as her daki, an dragon to act as her squire, an anubis to be her house slave
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>>16351309
Loving and protecting from corruption.
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does your snek waifu goes bipedal sometimes?
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>>16351405
Okay but imagine my scenario with the Anubis.
>"Fufufufufu, It feels good to have a servant after so long in my mistress' shadow. Now slave, come please your master."
>But in her sleep she clings to you like a big teddy bear and mutters in her sleep about how happy she is now that she's not alone.
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>>16351378
Wasn't there someone making shiny versions of the MGs a while ago? I'm pretty sure there was.
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>>16351145
What sort of monster would rape a boy and leave him? Seems like a waste.
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>>16351417
God-tier taste my man.
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>>16351098
Only every mass of course. She pretends she's shy though, so we keep the hard lewd in the ritual room.
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>>16351241
>If you had a Lich waifu, or a similarly high-ranking undead, would you be okay with her bringing you back from the dead if something happened to you?
I'd almost expect her to. I'd be okay with it.
>Would you be okay with them using other corpses to replace missing limbs?
Yes, but she could try to find some good looking limbs if she is going to put them on me.
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>>16351427
Variety is the spice of life. Just think about all the poor girls with a rape fetish who have to deal with the fact that repeat victims will start to enjoy it!
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>>16351400
Fuck the moose.
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>>16351451
In the caboose?
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>>16351400
Really? Well, tell her to stop slutting it up and she should tighten back up eventually.
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>Objective: Survive
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>>16351457
Up the butt.
No stopping until one of us is crying.
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>>16351344
Say them to her anon, the cheesier and more romantic the better. I guarantee you'll win her over completely!
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>>16351432
Just imagine what living with an Ojou-sama Anubis would be like.
>A few days after she "breaks you in", you walk into her room to find she's had a 4k TV installed and bought a bunch of consoles and games off amazon because she heard you talking about that stuff and she's still new to our world.
>She tells you to pick a game to show her, relax and enjoy yourself but immediately after you sit down with your controller she sits her plump juicy ass down in your lap and adjusts herself before laying her head beneath your chin.
>She was actually planning on using this time to seduce you while the game brought your guard down.
>It backfires on her spectacularly when she notices that to hold the controller properly your arms are wrapped around her chest.
>She suddenly becomes very aware of your heartbeat, the feeling of your chest rising and falling with every breath, and the feeling of your voice right next to her ears.
>After about an hour and a half of the first game you pop in, she tells you to pause, swivels around, and with a massive blush on her face demands you fuck her brains out right now on the couch.
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>>16351464
remove clothing and lay down, hope for best
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>>16351474
>"Hey girls! We've got a surrender!"
And then anon was gangraped by a bunch of Oni and Dire monstergirls.The lucky bastard.
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https://webmshare.com/LjbZj
Reminder it takes several layers of irony to make a Cheshire ahegao.
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>>16351464
Doesn't seem too hard. The one on the right looks really nice!
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I keep hearing some anons want to corrupt a paladin but it is a painful process or something that requires emotional trauma? or can be done gently?
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>>16351470
Our relationship is already filled with cheesy and dumb lines. If we keep it up we are probably going to have another daughteru.Not that I mind.
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>>16351493
It can be done by simply eating some fruit.
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>>16351493
doesn't it depend on if they want it or not?
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>>16351493
It probably depends on the type of change. If it's a simple corruption into a succuslut, it probably isn't bad at all. The easy answer is probably that mana wont let it hurt, anyway.
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>>16351493
I think you can make the experience better by staying by her side and holding her handand whispering into her ear how much you look forward to laying with her once she transforms.
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>>16351500
Unfortunately corruption seems to go hand-in-hand with involuntary and grimdark rape. A few authors have made it a voluntary process though.
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>>16351504
that doesn't seem right shouldn't you love her for who she is?
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>>16351493
All that's needed is a whole lot of demonic energy,and sex.
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>>16351493
nope, watching her dearly beloved gangraped in front of her as shes rendered helpless is as gentle as it gets
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>>16351507Fallen Brides
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>>16351514
Not a big fan
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>>16351504
>Not fucking her to speed the transformation.
Weak.
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>>16351510
Not if she wants it.She realized that she was unhappy with her life, and that her crusading against monsters was just her attempting to repress the urge to become one.You'll help her through the process, right Anon? Tell her how much you support her? How you'll be with her forever? How you'll raise your children with her?
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>>16351507
You didn't read about the lamia cults, didn't you.
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>>16351513
>Paladin's squire is about to be gangraped by Succubi right in front of her.
>She feels something welling up inside her. Strength she didn't even know she had.
>She throws off the ones holding her down, kicks the lead Succubus away before she can drop her hips and roars "NO! HE'S MINE!" before pinning him to the ground and shoving his dick inside her before anyone can react.
>With every thrust she feels more right, and her body begins to change.
>By the time she makes her squire cum for the fifth time she's fully corrupted into a Salamander who looks down at her squire with hearts in her eyes and asks if he can go a few more rounds.
>They end up going the whole night long while the Succubi wander off and their leader goes home to pout and masturbate because she still can't get a human boy.
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>>16351537
That rings a vague bell. Something in the encyclopedia?
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>>16351550
Yes. It's canon.
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>>16351554
Any idea where? It's not on the lamia page.
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>>16351545
Female Knight x Squire romance is the best thing ever.
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>>16351557
There's a link on the Echidna one if I remember correctly.
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>>16351400
>freckles all the way downMY ONLY WEAKNESS
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Moo~
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>>16351563
When did this skin defect become attractive to so many people?
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>>16351208
Why do you think you wouldn't be able to find her, seems like Kobolds would be a pretty common species.
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>>16351573
i hope shes a rough dom
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>>16351561
Found it, I'm okay with it. A lot of the other methods can fuck right off though.
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>>16351504
I want to lick her abs while it happens.
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>>16351575
Redheads are kind of like pugs, they go so far around the ugly spectrum that they wind up being cute again.
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>>16351580
Sure Kobolds are common, but I'm looking for one specific Kobold. She's special!
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>>16351599
Then find her anon, start your training now if you haven't already and git gud enough that you can stay unraped until you find her.
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Just looked through the second book, at the extra images with some profiles. Some of those are really good, man. Also, it's nice to get a good look at the new girls, like the Automaton, Ochimusha and Nurarihyon.
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>>16351618
Does the Dark Mage have any?
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>>16351618
Automaton and Ochimusha are pretty damn cute.
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>>16351626
Not that I saw, no. Just the profile picture. I was actually a little disappointed after seeing them. The way people were talking, I was expecting a lot better.
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>>16351638
>I was actually a little disappointed after seeing them. The way people were talking, I was expecting a lot better.
?
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>>16351618
I don't understand why KC didn't draw an Automaton kissing and licking her prospective husbando, or putting her elastic pussy to use.
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>>16351641
They look like a typical grown-up witch. I'm sure a lot of people like that, though.
>>16351644
Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't do a new picture for all of the book first girls. Still, we'll be getting plenty of art once she gets officially released.
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>>16351650
I dunno. Personally she hits all the right spots for me.
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>>16351638
Some people were just hyping them really hard because
>onee-sabbath meme
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>>16351513
The reverse is also good. Anon and his monster waifu get attacked by a group of all female adventurers ad the have fun with him.
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>>16351510
>that doesn't seem right shouldn't you love her for who she is?
No. Would you love a hamplanet for who she is?
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>Paladin onee san gets corrupted into a dragon
how overprotective she would be with her treasure?
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>>16351780
There wouldn't be a moment where she isn't clinging to you.Except when you go to the bathroom because she respects your privacy. Then she patrols around the door making sure no-one goes in.
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>>16351638
Most of the thread wanted her to be confirmation of the onee-sabbath.
Turns out she only looks that way.
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>>16351786
Would taking a warm bath with her treasure too lewd?
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Alright, I cropped all the side-art I got from the two MGE book downloads. I'm throwing it into an album, but my net is shit, so it might take a minute. I wanted it for my own archives, but I might as well share, unless everyone has seen all the images already.
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>>16351831
There are several people who die each year in the bathroom, she's just making sure you're safe.
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>>16351824
To be fair, their profile links right to the Baphomet profile from the old book so its a fair assumption to make.
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Alright, here you go. All of the extra art I've found in the two books. I, uh, cropped out the text below it, but only realized it might be important halfway into the second book, so fuck it.
http://imgur.com/a/bUlkz
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>>16351863
Bless you anon.
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>>16351864
oh yeah thats totally the reason why she never leaves me alone and got that lusty smile when we go to sleep
right?
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>>16351875
As a side note, I obviously cut out the cait one, but everything else should be there. That Wendigo one is pretty cool.
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>>16351875
So, what if there was a Onee-Demon and Imouto-Devil with near-equal levels of shortstackedness? The Devil would be pear-shaped of course, but they'd still share the same height.
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>>16351875
>No lilim
STILL MAD
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>>16351898
Yeah, I'm not really sure why he picked/excluded some. Lilim aren't nice, to me, but they seem like a no-brainer pick.
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>>16351875
Kiki and Liliraune make me diamonds.
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>>16351875
Black harpy warms the heart.
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>>16351898
and I didn't see a yeti. fucking disgusting
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>>16351898
Its becausethey're shit!
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>>16351931
YOUR FACE IS SHIT FAGGOT I WILL FIGHT YOU
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http://i.imgur.com/JvUWaT0.png
I know Echidnas can spawn hybrid monstergirls, but what is the creature on the bottom left supposed to be, and how would it look as an adult?
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>>16351937
bottom-right*
Whoopsie
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>>16351937
Cross between Wock and Catgirl?
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>>16351947
Looks more like a Werecat/Werewolf with four snake tails.
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>>16351953
A high powered Chimera?
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>All this talk of corruption.
Vile, filthy heathens, the lot of you.
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>>16351937
Chimera could come in a couple flavors
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>>16351933
Not gonna lie, I never really liked Yetis.
It's freezing cold where I am and there are still several girls I would rather have than them.
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>>16351963
My waifu specializes in corrupting human women. Whenever she does, we corrupt the woman together as a fun couples task.
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>>16351963
You know what I've never understood? How enjoying sex is some great deviancy that is somehow transforms any and all participants into demons.but you're right, corruption is shit
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>>16351975
Meant for
>>16351923
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>>16351975
I get the feeling you replied to the wrong guy
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>>16351975
Well, I'm a gentle cuddlebug who loves the cold. So where's my lewd yeti?
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>>16351937
Kitsune medusa with snakes instead of mofu
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>>16351979
Sex is just the catalyst for the Mamano.
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>>16351875
Wasnt the extra art in the English version uncensored? Wish someone would scan that?
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>>16352017
Oh, right. There was an english version, huh. Well, if they scan it, I'll swap the book one art out.
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>>16351963
Is it still called corruption if its willing? Like a human girl decides she wants to be a monster so she starts binge eating prisoner fruit?
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>>16352025
That's still corruption, just not forced. It's certainly less morally objectionable at least.
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>>16352025
thats called kinky.
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>>16351287
What would you do if despite your best efforts, nobody bid on you?
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>>16352042
Try again, but dress up as a cactus.
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>>16351304
>You've peaked my interest
>Peaked
You're going to get some strict lessons from a crow tengu or hakutaku. Enjoy your sensei.
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>>16351287
i doubt a guy with dead eyes amount to anything
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>>16352048
>Dress as a cactus
>Purchased by a memecat
>Forced to do the Cactaur dance before meme-length meme sex
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>>16352062
at least she's a gamer too.
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>>16352064
She isn't, she just grew up with a friend who was.
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>>16352064
>Gamer
Naw, she just saw a few posts related to it on Gaia/Funnyjunk/etc.
She also enjoys driving fast to Eurobeat despite never having watched Initial D.
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>>16352078
I want to watchThe Need for Speed moviewith her!
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>>16351287
Whos going to buy me? Im worthless, less than dirt.
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>>16352081
No. Why would I want to use the force? Those people always get caught up in stupid shit. It's not worth the trouble if free, let alone having to fuck one of those things.
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I want to lay on my back on the bed so my Kobold waifu can crawl up and lay on top of me! I'll gently spank her bare butt with a soft leather paddle in each hand while she holds my face between her paws and we make out!
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>>16352110
And I want you to do it.
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At what point in 2017 are the monstergirls supposed to arrive? Because so far everyone still seems to have the standard number of eyes.
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>>16352112
Hey thanks anon!
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>>16352114
Sometime during Smarch.
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>>16352117
You're welcome, canine cuddler.
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>>16352127
Canine Cuddler is a better name than KDF. You're alright, anon!
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>>16352086
Kiki might want a fixer-upper. Or if you get old and gray, dhampirs elecktra complex starts kicking in.
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>>16352140
are you saying old men have sex with dhampirs for money?
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>>16352161
Rin Tohsaka confirmed for dhampir.Ohohohoho!
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>>16352185
I want to touch Luvia's drills. Sorceresses are monsters, right?
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>>16352190
If Dark Mages and Witches count, then yes.
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>>16352190
I'm now imagining a kejourou with drill hair. Drills that touch you back. Maybe she could even make them do a noise.
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>>16352203
Now that I think about it, drills would be a great way for a Kejourou to keep her ass long hair off the ground.
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>>16352208
That or a couple of shotas, like the trains on old dresses.
Of course, we're talking about a kejourou's hair here so they'd be constantly aroused and likely wouldn't even know why. Good fun.
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>>16352208
Considering her hair is alive, I don't think she needs to put it into drills to keep it off the ground. It will just sort of... do that anyway. It would be pretty amusing to see a Kej doing that, though.
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Does Nero count?
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>>16352218
Considering FSN servants are essentially wights... yes, but don't bring it up.
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>>16352203
>>16352208
>>16352214
>you will never be the husbando of a muscled Kejourou who uses her hair as drills for her construction company
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>>16352219
Alright, I'm still going to think about it though.
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>>16352220
>you will never be the husbando of a Kejourou
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>>16352226
>you will never be the husbando of any monster girl
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>>16352228
>You will never be a husbando period
Wait...
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>>16352218
Why hasn't best Seibah been drawn as a Succubutt yet while Lartoria has?
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>>16352233
Because life is just a a dick who kicks you in the nuts and then gives you a whiskey and talks to you like he's actually interested, and then when you let your guard down he kicks you in the nuts again. And this cycle repeats until you die.
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>>16352238
Well, at least after a couple cycles while you may register it happening, the kicks don't hurt anymore, due to the whiskey.Or that's what I tell myself, anyway.
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>>16352238
KC should design stuff for FGO desu
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>>16352240
All I want is Jack drawn in his style.
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>>16352239They always hurt, it's just you become good at not showing the pain.Plus, the whiskey does help numb everything.
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>>16352233
My first playthrough of Fate/Extra was with Caster, normal difficulty, Rani route because I heard it was harder.
My second was Saber with Rin's route. My god the game plays itself at that point. I liked Nero's character but she makes the game way too easy, even if you don't know the enemy attack patterns.
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>>16349345
Better question: Can I take La Pucelle's phone away and destroy it, keeping her stuck in magical girl form forever?
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>>16352297
My dick is so ready for the influx of doujins.
I just hope we can avoid having too much futa.
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>>16352297
I don't know i think it's a Schrödinger's cat situation.My money goes to she going to be stucked in her girl form which consumes a lot of energy keeping her on a near weakend state.Semen just happens to be her most potent energy source.
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Would you?
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>>16352305
I approve of keeping La Pucelle in a situation similar to Fate Route Saber, especially if there are no CG dragons
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>>16352307
no question
what is she though
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>>16352313
A monster girl.
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>>16352311what's up with Fate Route Saber?
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>>16352320
The key difference between Fate Route Saber and UBW route Saber is that Fate Saber got stabbed in the gut by Lancer's Gae Bolg
This keeps her fucked up for a week or two(most of the route) because Gae Bolg has anti-healing properties and she needs a few "mana transfers" to stay alive and charged up
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>>16352327
>Gae Bolg
gay bulge lol
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Why did Mimiru get so fucked up? Presumably normal witch transformations don't result in ultra semen demons like her.
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>>16352332
There's a section on Monsterization that says the following:
>"Concerning a person's memories from when they were human, they're basically carried over unchanged even after becoming a monster. Sometimes memories that the person herself desires to forget become fainter, but omitting some exceptions, memories are almost never modified."
Unless a person wants to forget, they'll keep their memories. Mimiru was essentially an ultra-rare freak case. The memories she wanted to forget was basically everything. She hated using magic despite being a skilled magician, she hated being used only for her abilities, and her innocence was taken away from her because she had to be a cog in the machine due to her talent.
It can be assumed that demonic energy is influenced by the person's desires. Mimiru's desire was to throw everything away, thus leaving her mind a mostly empty husk for demonic energy to fill in and morph her into a turbo slut.
TLDR: Don't abuse your lolis, or they'll grow tentacles and rape you.
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>if you haven't been employed for a 3-day period over 3 months of unemployment, your benefits are cut 20%
>for the next three months, the cut becomes 40%
>you lose all benefits if you refuse to take up a job that pays 9 quatloos a day, where you have to pay for your own fare to and from work
Who the hell voted for these Coons? It's like they WANT all men to start selling their semen.
And who runs the sperm banks and decides the rates they pay for semen? The Coons.
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>>16352353
Take a loan. Worry about paying back in the future.
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>>16352353
Nine quatloos? Is that a lot? Is it a little? How many shmeckils is it?
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>>16352400
About 1/24th of hershel, which is 1/6th of schmeckil, which is 1/5th of a shekel.
It's much improved from the old British monetary units, I think.
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>>16352407
Clearly the most advanced and logical currency system ever devised.
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>>16352394
I really want to touch the fluffy tail of that cute Christmas cake office lady tanuki.
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>>16352432
Tails are for bank customers only, please step aside. Or would you like to make a deposit?
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>>16351155
>>16351145
And this is why every human male in MGC ought to know the basics of warding magic and seals. A ward might not do much against a manticore, but it will be a pain in the ass and certainly protect you against the 'lower' class MGs.
With a simple force ward on your body even YOU as a vulnerable male or human female can make a stand against the dangers of MGC as the ward does its job and tries to knock your attacker from his feet! Not to mention the fact that you need absolutely no magical expertise to get started in ward magic, it's the easiest magic out there to learn!
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>>16351277
>>16351302
With Magi-tek being a thing prostetics would equal if not superior to regular human limbs. And with the advanced healing magic of Shirohebi and other MG's i'm sure many once horrifying injuries are perfectly healable in a matter of hours.
I wouldn't be suprised if healing magic was well capable of regrowing limbs, meaning that returning visits to a hospital would ussualy have the goal of regrowing what was once lost little by little on each visit.
Instead of having to choose YES or NO on the matter of being a donor, you'd have to choose YES or NO to the matter of being resurrected by a Lich if you are found dead or your injury/disease turns out too grave even for magi-tek and magic to heal. It would make for amusing commercials in any case, seeing how Monstergirls would prefer to see you choose YES on that matter.
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>>16345690
Poor excuse for behaving like the worst piece of shit in the entire universe.
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