What are Sanae's ten desires?

What are Sanae's ten std?

>>16339142
To be my wife! (x10)

>>16339142
To be this guy's wife (x10) >>16339187

1. To get "raped" in a dark alley by a man she doesn't know
2. To give paizuri to a horse
3. To take the knot of a big dog
4. To get gangbanged by big fat faceless gentlemen with their cocks full of semen
5. To take the virginity of a shota
6. To try sex on different hard drugs
7. To be caught having sex in public
8. To become the best Shrine maiden in Gensokyo
9. To grow a dick and fuck Suwako
10. To record a GAV

>>16339247
GAV?

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>>16339142

>>16339262
Gensokyo Adult Video

>>16339142

Can I get a perverted DVD of this girls?

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Don't you ever get tired of pretending that Sanae is a whore?

>>16339262
guro adult video

snuff film

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>>16339320
No, they do not. Sanaefags tend to avoid these threads and can't defend her, and only slutshamers post a lot in these threads. And they post the same things over and over and over again. It's pretty hilarious.

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>>16339320

Good thing we don't have to pretend or else I might get tired.

>>16339320
>>16339422

Oh snaps

The Crown!

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>>16339320
NEVER!

Why do people hate Sanae?
I just don't get it.

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>>16339320
As a Sanaefag you just learn to ignore their insults. She's pure in my heart and I as long as I know that she'll remain my wife

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>>16339752
Because they have opinions.
Granted they're wrong opinions, but they're opinions none the less. Sanae threads on /jp/ are really shitty, though. This is the fourth Sanae thread or so in a row that's 'What are Sanae's ten desires?'.

>>16339758
I wouldn't be against finally having a thread where we can worship and glorify my living goddess.

>>16339320
>Pretend

Also she is human girl its instaslut anyway

How many fucking threads are we gonna have with this exact same goddamn title?

>>16339918
when shitposters stop insinuating that sanae's a slut

>>16339923
They could at least be creative. Sanae wasn't even playable in TD ffs

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>>16339918
That implies slutshamers will stop being retarded.

>>16339939
um

>>16339900
A human girl from the outside as well. Of course she's a slut.

>>16339269
In the one doujin where Sanae pre-emptively expresses a desire to consensually fuck faceless men, she has to be raped by Suwako first.

I mean come the fuck on

1. Dick
2. Dick
3. Dick
4. Dick
5. Dick
6. Dick
7. Dick
8. Dick
9. Dick
10. Cock

>>16340253
I mean, that's a lot of dicks

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>>16340050
Well, yeah. She's rape-bait.

1. Cull the degenerate faggots who keep imagining her as some kind of slut and making "What are Sanae's ten desires?" threads.

2. Cull the degenerate faggots who keep imagining her as some kind of slut and making "What are Sanae's ten desires?" threads.

3. Cull the degenerate faggots who keep imagining her as some kind of slut and making "What are Sanae's ten desires?" threads.

4. Cull the degenerate faggots who keep imagining her as some kind of slut and making "What are Sanae's ten desires?" threads.

5. Cull the degenerate faggots who keep imagining her as some kind of slut and making "What are Sanae's ten desires?" threads.

6. Cull the degenerate faggots who keep imagining her as some kind of slut and making "What are Sanae's ten desires?" threads.

7. Cull the degenerate faggots who keep imagining her as some kind of slut and making "What are Sanae's ten desires?" threads.

8. Cull the degenerate faggots who keep imagining her as some kind of slut and making "What are Sanae's ten desires?" threads.

9. Cull the degenerate faggots who keep imagining her as some kind of slut and making "What are Sanae's ten desires?" threads.

10. Cull the degenerate faggots who keep imagining her as some kind of slut and making "What are Sanae's ten desires?" threads.

>>16339518
Lewding the Sanae is one thing. But now you're just fucking disgusting, is all.

>>16348541
This.

>>16339142
For the janny to delete these threads.

>>16348610
>>16348541
0.05 faith has been donated to your moriya shrine account©

>>16340253
You listed dick twice.

>>16348549
Thank you.

I don't know why are you crying so hard when most of Sanae's fanbase likes her principally for her sex appeal.
They like her big boobs, her bare legs, her short skirt, the fact she was an schooler and also the piles and piles of h doujins and lewd pics.

If you ask me, you pure fags are the worst kind of her fanbase.

>>16348541
I'll creampie her with my aids-ridden semen.

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>>16349599
But I like her personality and her cute fashion sense! She's a living goddess that can summon miracles!

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>>16349599
Don't hate the purefags, pity them. Impotent, helpless hatred for slutmeme has driven them somewhat mad.

>>16349724
>One Donation
>One Squeeze

An important part of this sort of thing is not looking completely miserable. I know I'd donate and leave her unmolested if confronted with that face.

>>16349784
Thats the face she makes when its a non Chad donating

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>>16349799
A what?

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>>16349599
I love Sanae for a ton of reasons. She was the first character I was introduced to when I got into Touhou a few years ago, and she's been my favorite ever since then. I adore her personality, her character development throughout the canon material, how beautiful she is and how sexy she can be, and well...she just speaks out to me. I love her.

What these people are pissed about is how beaten to death and retarded this slut meme is. You idiots keep posting about how Sanae is a slut constantly, and not even Sanaefags are the only ones annoyed. These threads are obnoxious and overdone, and they seriously need to fuck off.

And if you think those that want to defend her are bad, then you should fuck of, too. People that only like this character for sex appeal are free to do so, but 'Sanny's ten desires xddd' memes won't be missed.

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>>16349784
I would gropeslap her tits, I want to hear my hand violently grabbing her meat. Then sink my fingers on her fat tits and move them around without releasing. That counts as a single squeeze, right?

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>>16349753
Then, Why did you posted a pic where someone can see her bare legs and huge breast?

>>16349776
The more they cry, the more I like to bully them.

>>16349918
Tl;dr
Let me guess? Is this another wall text about how Sanae is so perfect, how other 2hus sucks around her and how she saved your pathetic life with her perfectness?

For god sake Sanefags, I am pretty sure Sanae herself will feel disgusted about your white knight faggottry.

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>>16350530
Nice guess, but thankfully the post isn't anything about that.

I guess you're not intelligent enough to come up with a fitting response as three paragraphs of text is too much for your feeble mind, but I'm not too surprised regardless.

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>>16350612
Why the bother to write three paragraphs when short messages are always better?.

"some of Sanae's fanbase portrays her as a huge slut and I am mad bout it." you see? it's simple.

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I want to copulate with Sanae

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>>16351800
Get in the line kid

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Why is Sanae so naturally lewd? She never asked for this

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I'm dick #1.

Haha I bet it's some funny meme about how Sanae is a slut or something, that never gets old!

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>>16339752
Is not hate, Is love in a sexual sense.

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>>16355385
Lust ain't love, anon.

>>16355443
Still not hate though

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>>16355727

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i love sanae!

Sanaefags, how do you deal with the fact that Sanae is the protag of multiple faceless fat men rape doujinshi?

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>>16352250
I don't think I've ever seen a Sanae thread on /jp/ talk about Sanae in canon. It's just 'slut slut slut it's so funny xdddd'.

>>16355981
Caring about non-canon works is silly.

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Do you think Sanae misses the outside world?

>>16356027
She only makes references to some things from the outside world such as NASA, but otherwise she completely prefers Gensokyo. I don't think she misses anything too much.

>>16356041
I wonder how much kourin charges her for underwear from the outside world? After wearing bras that actually provide support all her life I can't see her taking to gensokyo's "lol just wrap it in these strips of cloth" method too well.

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>>16356065
Her breasts are not really that big in reality, fanart just feeds into itself.

>>16356077
Anything bigger than an AA and you're still going to want an actual bra.

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>>16356065

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>>16356065
She probably took a bunch of underwear from home already, so that's not anything worth worrying about.

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>>16356123
She's a growing girl, though. Those won't last.

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>>16355981
Non-con's my biggest fetish, so that's fine.

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>>16356179
M-Maybe commando

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>>16356194
With the armpit gap? No way.

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>>16356203
I always had the impression that Sanae would be most comfortable in her shrine maiden clothes without underwear. It's a nice thought, and quite arousing, too.

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>>16356218
I feel she'd be super conscious of it all the time when going commando. Wouldn't like it at all. Keep in mind she flies around in a skirt, too.

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>>16356233
That's why she'd be going commando around the shrine when nothing's going on, and stuff. She'd wear sarashi or a bra when going out to the Human Village to preach.

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>>16356239
Oh. That's a little better. Still seems like a really bad idea on a mountain full of tabloid photographers, though. And what if they get visitors? That's half the point of a shrine.

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>>16356257
Well...at that point, best not make it too obvious.

>>16356257
Visitors? On top of a mountain full of youkai? I doubt it.

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>>16356262
Or wear underwear like a normal person.
And before you say it, Sanae is pretty normal as far as Gensokyoians go.

>>16356273
Youkai visitors! Humans too if that ropeway every materialized.

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>>16356312
I don't mind either way. Commando or not, I don't think her sense of character would change. But it would be nice to tease her about it.

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>>16356320
Agreed, especially the latter.

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>>16356321
The thought of her breasts bouncing in her miko blouse/vest always clouds my mind!

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>>16356325
Caution!! Sanae Bounce!!

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>>16356331
I wonder how Sanae feels about being massively blessed in this department.

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>>16356203
I like that

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This turned into a good thread. I am pleased.

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>>16356481
At least it has an air of discretion now.

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>>16356340
Some pride, but probably doesn't think about them much, unless someone draws attention to them.

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>>16356544
Spot on. I know I myself definitely couldn't resist taking a glance at them from time to time, but I would also grant her all the respect she deserves.

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>>16356555
What contradictory statements!

If I take the snake off will she die?

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>>16356565
S-She just drives me so crazy, I can't help it!

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>>16356568
Uh huh.

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>>16356598
That was for >>16356570

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>>16356598
>>16356605
F-Forgive me, Sanae.

>>16339142
1. Ass
2. Titties
3. Ass
3. Titties
5. Ass
6. Ass
7. Ass
8. Ass
9. Ass
9. Titties

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I avoided posting here for obvious reasons but, with the direction the thread took - color me impressed, fellow fans.

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>>16357354
This is how it should be. We have the power.

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>>16357382
So, aside from Sanae, who else are your favorite 2hus?

I have a great soft spot for Kogasa and Meiling because of their positive, helpful and fun personalities, but curiously, also for two quirky and reserved but ultimately pleasant introverts in Alice and Udonge. Not sure if that means that not being entirely "normal" is a plus for me (aside from the genki factor, though Alice feels pretty positive to me as well in regards of her hobby), so I've been wondering if the favorites of fellow Sanae fans are similiar to her or rather completely on the other side of the spectrum.

If there's one thing I hate though, that's being pointlessly brutal or threatening. Not a fan of too massive egos (unless the character is really entertaining because of it) either.

>>16356417
>>16356462
>>16356476
>>16356481
>>16356555
>>16356565
>>16356570
Miss, are you trying to seduce me?

>>16357052
those are YOUR desires

>>16357552
>Not a fan of too massive egos
But Sanae got one of the biggest egos in the series.

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>>16357619
Not really, compared to the likes of Remilia, Tenshi or Team . Especially in her later apperances.

Propably should have clarified that it's less an issue of the ego itself and more of being bratty and selfish though.

>>16339142
i know my ten desires are to have ops of every one of these threads castrated, scalped and hanged.

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>>16357552
Aside from Sanae (who will forever and always be at the top), my other favorites are Reimu and Alice. Reimu used to be somewhere near the middle on my list, but with a combination of using her mainly while 1ccing Lunatics and reading more into her character in some manga and dialogue (mainly the former because I'm weird like that), she really grew on me. I like how she and Sanae are foils to each other, too, and it really shows in WaHH and FS. I feel the fandom exaggerates it too much, but that's to be expected.

As for Alice, I really dig her personality. She's quite introvert, and yet she's kind enough to let lost travelers stay in her home and she makes dolls for the children in the Human Village. Her dynamic with Marisa is also quite entertaining.

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>>16357552
I'm fond of Reisen, Suika, and the light fairies. In the games I typically play as Reimu, I like her a lot too.

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I honestly prefer slut/troll Sanae to canon Sanae. Incorruptible pure purity is for moonbitches.

to have ten threads!

>>16358705
She should try hijacking the millions of Eirin threads up now.

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>>16339148
Sanae's
Ten
Desires

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>>16358028
Canon Sanae isn't some pure, perfect girl. That's just as much a fanon persona as slutty Sanae, and it's a pretty boring one too.

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>>16339247
>6. To try sex on different hard drugs
This is actually my goal in life

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>>16359289
Not sure why people assume Sanaefags have the impression that Sanae's pure and perfect. We love her for her flaws, too, and as someone stated earlier she indeed does have a bit of an ego (not as much as she did in MoF, but she stills shows signs of it). Makes her much more interesting.

>>16359140
you mean "Diseases"?

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>>16356027

Why /jp/? Why do I have a desire to creampie and impregnate Sanae so badly?

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>>16364409
Because she's hot. What a silly question.

>>16364418
I would have sex with this woman.

>>16339247
I was going to masturbate to okuu before going to sleep

Now I can't ignore this post, I must find a "parody:tohou project, sanae, prostitution doujin" instead

Kisama

>>16339152
Angry Sanae is cute.

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>>16365442
The cutest

>>16365429
Link if you find a good one. Prostitute Sanae is best Sanae.

>>16365589
You know you've already fapped to them all.

>>16339247
>2. To give paizuri to a horse
>3. To take the knot of a big dog

wow dude! Sanae would totally never do any of these. I bet you don't even have any photo proof of her doing these, but if you did you could totally prove me wrong, too bad you don't!

>>16365639
Of course she's never done them before, that's why she desires to do them! They don't say "give paizuri to a horse again" and "take the knot of a big dog again", now do they?

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30074791

I want to give Sanae a big hug!

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Would she wear a high school uniform during happy time with her husband?

>>16365639
>>16367965
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1890543

>>16339947
Doesn't that mean she is an AnCap?

Profits = Faith. Best system for profits = max faith?