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Eternal Onahole Thread - /ona/

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In this thread we discuss and give advice about all sorts of rubber vaginas, asses, dolls and other related products.

Read the guide before asking questions.
http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

Last thread: >>16278580
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Happy awkward masturbation day everyone!
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Are you a bad enough dude to masturbate in secret while everyone is gathered for xmas at your place?
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>>16311899
I'm considering it
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Really looking at the Seventeen Bordeaux as my first hole, I'm reasonably sensitive so is soft the best way to go? and how loud is it?
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Is Onatsuyu supposed to be opaque or transparent?
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>>16312017
Transparent
If its opaque you probably have some nasty shit growing in there...
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>>16307161
I may be too big for that hole, I should have taken the big version. Also my dick is bent NNW/NNNW. Might be the reason why.
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>>16312002
It was my first, it is pretty amazing. It has been pretty quiet with the main noises being from pulling out or preparation. If the layers separate it can be a real bitch though but if you clean it properly and treat it nice you should be able to make it last a long time.
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Any other holes that are thick like the Rina Big?
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>>16311661
that bulge is arousing
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>wanted to get another venus real soft because i fucked up my other one
>was available on amazon for 60 bucks on wednesday with free 2 day shipping woulda been here on friday
>didnt have the money
>am getting money for christmas
>unavailable on amazon now
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I want a venus real soft that is big enough for a 6.5 inch dick to hilt
And I want it to have a horse pussy exterior for maximum mlp porn usage
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>>16312298
puffy vulva
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so what is the best boob toy out there and how are you using them?

shota themed toys are so rare.

where are you finding the best prostate toys?
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Just want to thank you guys for your amazing pastebin, finally made the plunge into this world and got a Lilith Uterus Regular and some lube since it's eligible for Prime shipping.
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Does anyone have this hole? Might get it for the novelty
en-nls.com/pict1-43891
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>>16313032
I have it

the textures inside are meh and you can get better holes for its price, but if you're into futa you'll love the dong slappin' around when you pound it.
it's a different kind of pleasure
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>>16313042
okay thanks, that's what I was expecting
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New to this thinks going to buy the r20 and an ona tauyu. But I have a hard smell fetish and want to buy a smell scent, some recommendations ?
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>>16312235
I love the lewd squelching noise my VAA makes when I pull out and it releases my dick.
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>>16312566
I have the exact same hole, and I have to say that the uterus gimmick is a bit lackluster. It's still a nice hole, though.
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whats the most stimulating tomax hole? preferably available from queencat.

i already have the lilith uterus.
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>>16312532
>where are you finding the best prostate toys?
Aneros imo
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>>16312197
have you tried curving the hole while using it?
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anyone know what the softest high stimulation hole there is, i need something to contrast with my Daisyuki hold that doesnt crush and bully my dick.
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>>16313813
youre a retard, you should have cleaned it after using it, at the very least you should be able to use condoms maybe, im not sure what the latex would do to the insides but if its already a fungal colony that's your only option.
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>>16312453
I wanted to get the venus real soft as my first onahole and wanted to get it with Christmas money. Iktf brother
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>>16312453
>>16313826
order from somewhere else you penismancers
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SOON

Can't wait for my SCP to show up.
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getting some more of dis sheyotch

Recommend venus series?

And what would you say's the tightest that isn't lolinco?

Also, if you were to use a product for cleaning, what would it be for you?
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>>16313821
>>16313813
Thanks janny.

I'm actually really concerned, should I take antibiotics or something? Maybe something I can put on it?
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>>16313947
>And what would you say's the tightest that isn't lolinco?
http://en-nls.com/pict1-43741?c2=1111
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>>16313947
Virgin Age: Admission is pretty tight. That thing flies off my dick if I'm not careful
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The last few holes I've bought ended up tearing after the first few uses, are there any decent holes that are larger or would hold up better?
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>>16313956
have you already fucked it? do you feel unwell or is your penis now irregular?

If you are sincerely worried you should just throw it out and buy a new one, this time be more responsible.

>>16313958
A review for that hole, gave me a chuckle
https://boards.onahole.eu/a/res/768.html
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>>16314178
oh wait that's the small version they reviewed, my mistake.
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Been out of the game for a few years. My first and only onahole was the Meiki ZXY and it was fan-fucking-tastic. It ripped years ago. Is she still the queen? Or is my money better spent on a something different?
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Anyone ever wonder if the post office knows you're ordering sex toys and just doesn't say anything? I get that in reality it's not a big deal, but in my case my father still works as a postman. So usually what happens is that they already have the package signed off since they know I'm his son, or they leave it with my dad if he's at the office when it arrives and he stops by my place to drop it off after work.

They haven't really said anything after a year since I started, but I'd imagine how awkward it would be for my dad and his coworkers knowingly delivering his son's sex toys.

>>16313977
TOMAX holes in general are built to last.

It also depends on how you treat your holes and maybe what kind of lube you use. My first onahole was Rina and she got fucked up after 2 months using whatever lube magic eyes sells, which ended up getting rather sticky after it dried out and fucked up the material. Then I switched to Onatsuyu and a new Rina and while I don't use her as much she's in otherwise perfect condition.
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>>16314211
does onatsuyu dry out quickly?
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>>16313826
>>16312453
Where on en-ls is it under?
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>>16314195

you're missing out on a lot of variety. I have 10+ holes and ZXY is meh-tier to me. I've only used mine twice. Then again I prefer medium tightness, high stimulation.

>>16314211
I don't think there's really any way of them knowing unless they really tried. I google nls' and toydemon's credit card statement names/business names and they don't show up. that's about as much as they know from the shipping label.

>>16314233
from jp samples and american lube i've tried, it's in the middle. but just add a few drops of water when you start and it's problem solved. i have a travel size spray bottle I keep with my onatsuyu, i just use them hand in hand.
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>>16314233
Not really.

Without getting into detail I could go for an hour and a half in a typical long session and It'd still be good to keep going.

There was one occasion where it did start to feel like it was drying out early, maybe because I didn't spread it as evenly in the hole or put too little lube. All I had to do was add a small dab to my dick and the problem was solved.
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>>16314243
>>16314251
well is there a lube that's better?
the pastebin says its the best thing ever.
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>>16314259

no.
maybe with a custom concoction combining other lubes. no one has been chemist enough to try.
my ideal would be slightly less thick and never dries.
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>>16314272
oh well I guess I'll order a bottle with my next onahole.
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Anyone have experience mixing JLube? How important is it to use clean water and sanitized bottle for long term storage? Is tap water and a normal water bottle ok?

Also what is the purpose of mixing other lubricants into it?
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>>16314243
What are your top 3 most used holes?
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>>16314178
>have you already fucked it? do you feel unwell or is your penis now irregular?
I said that I came in it. My dick felt funny after that and kind of still does. Also had a funny smell from it.

I cleaned it out afterward and used alcohol and toy disinfect it and will further clean tomorrow but I'm still worried about getting UTI or something.

I made sure to pee since some side said that flushes out bacteria and also used soap in t.
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Any advice for buying from mexico about customs and IVA?
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So, I want to buy the "I cup fucking titis" of magic eyes. Saw an Anon in the last thread who buy it. I want to know if is wort it or expend the money on another adult toys. Also why kind of lub do you guys recommend for oppai toys.
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>>16314326

Seventeen Bordeaux
Lolinco
VAA

Like I said, I prefer medium/high tightness and stimulation.

>>16314331
what did i miss
pics of a moldy onahole?
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>>16314331
dude you might just need to go to the doctors, what made you think it would be fine to stick your dick in a mouldy hole, do you want to have your dick amputated?
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>>16314239
>>16313826
I plan on buying all the products from there in a bit, that's why I need to know asap. If anyone knows, plz do tell
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>given a tenga egg as a joke christmas gift
>they don't know i've been using fleslights and onas for years
>"whatever I might as well try it"
>it's actually WORSE than using my hand
People actually pay for these fucking things? What a complete waste.
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>>16314483
the wavy one is pretty good, but they are extremely limited by virtue of being hard to handle and all stretch
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>>16314326
LILITH UTERUS hard
R-20
VA:A
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Is there a way to directly contact the venus real makers? I want one that is longer so I can go balls deep
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>>16313956
Antibiotics don't do shit for a fungal infection, buddy.
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What exactly are the caveats of using saliva as lube?
Just tried it with my Venus Real Soft and it seemed fine.
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>>16314373
>VAA
>>16314550
>VA:A
What is this, I recognize the other holes but its been a few months since I have been to this thread.
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>>16314667
virgin age: admission
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>>16314550
>>16314667
how does everyone like va:g?
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>>16314688
I like mine, I'm fairly thick and she is quite snug, but pretty soft, the only thing I dont like is that she's damn noisy when hitting the back.
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>>16313802
It works, but it's unnatural as fuck. Oh well.
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how bad are JU-C holes?
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>>16314797
well unbend your silly straw dick then.
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>>16314353
I think its worth the $110 jewdemon wanted at the time I ordered mine.

Only downside is that it will stain clothing in contact with it if you leave it overnight, but this is really only a problem if you intend to mount them on a doll.

Also any water based lube will work.

They are definately worth it in combination with a doll, on their own I wouldn't be so sure, as they have no texture to speak of and are quite soft and therefore low stim in regards to paizuri.

Now if you just want something big and soft to squeeze and suck on, then they are worth it.
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>>16314861
so do the breasts on the doll compress down or does it make the I cup tits push out and seem even bigger?
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Puni Fuwa Mochi 2000 or Puni Ana DX
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>>16314333
http://buyfags.moe/Shipping
http://buyfags.moe/Undervalue
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>>16314696
Squeeze absolutely all the air out. that should keep her quiet (and make her textures even more noticeable).
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>>16314940
ive tried that, for some reason even with no air inside she's still squelching like running through a goddamn swamp
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>>16313889
Soon too.

It's funny how excited I am to receive my order compared to how little of a fuck I gave about Christmas.
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>>16311661
What is the collective census regarding pipedreams "fuck me silly" series masturbator? I already have both the mouth of truth and one of those venus onaholes, but I wanted an actual ass and body to fuck now. Appreciate any responses.
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>>16314949
its christmas for your dick, it's dickmas!

>>16314952
I like butts so there's appeal to me but i dont know where the hell I would hide" over 20lbs of pussy and ass!â„¢"
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>>16314969
How are the holes for the fuck me silly ass? Will my dick be spoiled form having used the onahole and mouth of truth? I'm also considering that "chastity" ass toy or whatever as well.
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>>16314974
just to be clear I do not have one, I'm just going from things i've seen about them

before you commit look at the japanese equivalents for comparisons, the jap ones also tend to be cheaper.

also have you seen the 25 inch Fantasia, that thing is massive at 85lbs, this shit looks magnificent to me but fuck the price tag at $900, I dont have that kind of cash to spend on gigantic asses or even moderate sized asses.

the site is seductivemidnightcandyshop as retarded as the name is.
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>>16315019
I've found http://en-nls.com/pict1-43494?c2=9999&incart=1 but it's out of stock. How long does it usually take for stock to come back in? Should I go ahead and place an order ahead of time or just wait for it to get back into stock first?
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>>16315050
https://myonahole.com/collections/hip-masturbators/products/virginal-bloom

they have it a bit cheaper, I dunno how nls works since ive only ordered from myonahole

theres also this one that looks pretty good to me https://myonahole.com/collections/hip-masturbators/products/kabejiri
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>>16314949
I just received my package, it's the first time I'm ordering from MyOnahole.

Even though they used plenty of tape, the upper left side of the package came busted because they packaged my order like this:

Lube-onahole-newspaper

Each item, except for the toy bag, was wrapped in bubble wrap which is pretty nice.

I asked them to declare the content as "Figure set" for a value of 1800Â¥. They got the value right but wrote "Rubber figure set" instead: either it's a dumb mistake or they felt compelled to reveal the true nature of the content (as far as material goes at least).
Well, I don't really give a shit since my family does not understand english but for anyone living in an english speaking country with their parents, "Rubber toy" (what myonahole write by default) is a lot more explicit than "Figure set" (NLS).
And what the hell is a rubber figure set even supposed to be anyway?

Otherwise, they discarded the onahole's box like I asked them to. The little thank you card is also nice I guess.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got pic related to fuck.
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>>16315575
hey consider yourself lucky, i didnt get a thank you card and I ordered 2 holes from them.
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what size panties would fit on Puni Ana DX?
and no i do not want side-ties
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>>16313833
But muh prime shipping though
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>>16315790
well i suppose if you have prime then that is a pretty compelling reason to order from amazon, I guess you just have to wait then, penismancer.
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>>16314898
I have the Mochi and I find it small. Don't have the DX but given the chance, i would go for it now.
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>>16315575
Well, I gave it a try and holy fuck those teeth: my dick is red from all the scratching. I'll try thicker lube next time.

How are you supposed to create suction by the way? I tried to squeeze all the air out but it feels the same as just jamming it in.
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>>16314949
Mine has been stuck at that fucking airport for a fucking month.
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>>16313743
Just by reading some reviews, it looks like it's the Muses one, that is inspired by bone design.
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>>16316188
Are you French? One month is a pretty long time, customs may have seized your stuff.
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Buying the TOMAX Muses Kokalo very soft.

Love my Lilith Uterus hard so much that my other toys have been ignored for months. It isn't something I can thrust into/stroke without being incredibly stimulated near immediately though.

Hopefully a very soft toy will give a longer and more intimate session,
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>>16316205
>Are you French
Yes. I'm hoping that it's been delayed because of noël, and lolSAL.
If it was the customs, they'd have contacted me, wouldn't they ?
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>>16316219
Please report how it feels compared to Lilith when you get it.
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>>16316226

If it's SAL, it's possible they're simply taking their sweet time.

>If it was the customs, they'd have contacted me, wouldn't they ?

Depends. If discovered in low quantities, cheap counterfeit products get destroyed and customs won't bother telling the recipient.

I doubt they'd do that to your rubber vaginas though. Still, it might be a good idea to look into the issue.
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>>16315267
Does
https://myonahole.com/collections/hip-masturbators/products/virginal-bloom automatically convert to US dollar amounts, or do I have to do some kind of work-around?
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>>16314861
Thanks.

So Fuwatoro Oppai 2000 or the "I cup fucking titis"
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>>16316074
I had the same problem with the teeth. Bugged me so much I ended up removing them, a decision I have yet to regret
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>>16316356
The teeth scraping against my shaft was the best part. I don't really use it often, but that's like its main appeal to me.
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Anyone who has I cup titties, Utea Grace, and Ai chan, or some of the above, that can compare them? I have Ai chan and while they are the most realistic apparently, maybe I'll like ones that are less realistic (and larger) more. In terms of paizuri.
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guys need quick help
this store has a amazing discount of 100 buckaroos
I'm stuck between choosing one of the following:

this bigger hip (still should be relatively small), always wanted something like that but it would make it kinda hard keeping, as its not something small and unsuspecting
https://www.lojadoprazer.com.br/prod,idloja,343,idproduto,5267228,masturbadores-vaginas--anus-e-bocas-masturbador-masculino-com-vagina-e-anus-emily-small-ass

one of these more polished onaholes, I recognize the design from jp/chink stores so it must be imported and higher quality, and there also some similar ones
https://www.lojadoprazer.com.br/prod,idloja,343,idproduto,5150886,masturbadores-vaginas--anus-e-bocas-masturbador--em-formato-de-vagina-lemon-juice---colecao-nanma

and finally I was also interested in this Tenga Air cup, which is nice, easily concealed, easy to to clean and whatnot (already had a tenga and it was pretty good too)
https://www.lojadoprazer.com.br/prod,idloja,343,idproduto,5098549,masturbadores-masturbadores-masculinos-masturbador-masculino-tenga-cup-air-tech-regular

all fall into approximate price range, already have a hole which I've been using extensively for last months,
but share with me if you recognize any of the toys from other palces, what should be a best buy and why... cheers!
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>>16316713
anyone? please give a small break from fucking your holes
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I want to get a loli doll and I'm 90% sure it's safe to import one to my country but that 10% chance of going to jail for pedo charges scares me.

What do I do?
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>>16314873
I have the plush's tits bound with a compression bandage underneath the tits, so the doll itself is flat as a board before the tits are attached.

The I cup tits are fucking massive.

As I mentioned in the last thread, I have the largest maternity bra I could find on amazon in the correct band size (34 F) and they barely contain them with the cups unlatched just hanging like in this pic.

Also the support underwear and corset are required to keep it from just collapsing under the weight of the I cup tits even if they aren't the most flattering.
But hey, that's why I keep it clothed most of the time anyway.
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Amazon is out of venus reals
Where else can I order from and have it be here really fast? Just got 185$ for christmas and so paying extra to get it here fast isn't a problem

I want my shit and I want it now
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>>16317380
if you are paranoid about customs try to find some local shop like dollsclub.de if you live europe for example, they send it by dhl, of course they may be more expensive, there should be more sites in faq dolls section
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Venus Real or Clone?
Assume soft for both.
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Bad Dragon is having a 15% off everything sale for the rest of the week if anyone's interested. This drops the price of their sleeves from $130 to $110, which isn't a huge drop but if you're tempted now'd probably be the best time.

Still way too expensive for me, though. Might get one of the benis holders for fun.
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>>16317717
real real real
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>>16316274
next to the cart button, buddy.
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>>16317806
I'm not going to pay over $100 for some low tier hole shaped like animal parts
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>>16317974
honestly you could probably get the animal they are poorly simulating for a lower price. DON'T DO THAT!
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>>16317709
>local shop

I'd be lucky if I find a shop that sells inflatable dolls here.
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Remember, improper maintenance can shorten the life of your onahole
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>>16318161
Does getting blowjobs from a grandpa feel good anon?
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>>16314326
The only the I have are
R-20
17 evo Soft
SCP

Though I just ordered a MoT today, so I'm looking forward to that.
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My dick is under 3 inches long. Will any of these onaholes work for me or should I just kill myself?
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>>16317640
This is the creepiest thing I've seen on 4chan in months.
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>>16318338
agreed...
this also one >>16318161
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>>16316713
no one wants to chime in?
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Not entirely sure if this is the right place to ask, but what do you guys think of dakimakura? Have any of you ever made a makeshift one, using household items?
I don't particularly care enough to have a Touhou face on my daki, or atleast I don't care enough to pay to import one, but I'd just like to hold something at night, you know? And a simple pillow doesn't work, it's too small.
Has anyone ever just taped two pillows together to make a daki? Can I buy long pillows somewhere?
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>>16317640
>tfw I want to do this, but with a better looking corset and Underwear
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>>16318161
that same bubble pattern shit happens with mine, what is that hsit

>>16318338
normalfag
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>>16318526
>bubble pattern
is that shit contracting herpes?
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>>16318574
its the rubber breaking down and bleeding out its oils.
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>>16318735
how to prevent?
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>>16318755
you cant really, as far as I know its just something that happens to this material, it slowly wears away.
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>>16318760
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someone knows a japanese review page for onaholes and other japanese adult toys ?
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Can you still get those vaginal mold kits on aliexpress? Two thanksgivings ago I tried it with my niece and the first one literally fell apart and the second ripped wide open on the first use. I think it was user error looking back because I got the mix right but didn't heat it up warm enough and cool then turn on the last stage.
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Thoughts on onatsuyu vs astroglide?
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>>16318780
infernal monkey if you want funny yet informative reviews, theres also onahole.eu which is a little more informative but less funny.

>>16318799
>I tried it with my niece
I'm sorry what?
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>>16318799
How did you manage to get your niece to go along with making a vaginal mold of herself?

>inb4 chris hansen shit

I mean literally if she is that based shouldn't you be able to fuck her outright?
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>>16318799
>I tried it with my niece
I don't think you should be sharing that
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Here we go anons, some thoughts ?
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Is this thing any good?

http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/masturbator-warmer/

Thinking about using it and a heating pad at the same time to warm my venus up fast

Number 1 priority is not to burn it to death though, I know from memory that a semi-warm venus in pefect condition >>>>>>>>>>>> than a really warm one that is warped and distorted and has all those bubbles and just fucked up shit because it was over cooked too many times
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>>16318822
that titty milk lotion is literally just white lube, you probably wont get much extra immersion out of it.

>>16318843
personally I'd rather just run some hot water in my hole and on the outside for a bit then ram my dick in to warm it up, sure it's a treat to fuck a hot hole but I would be far too afraid of breaking my wifehole
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>>16318852
I want to buy it for the scent
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>>16318807
She's a bro and we're close but she is cool about it. Both like anime and hentai and toys. When she gets a few years older she wants to do cosplay shows on the net.

A few days ago we were talking about random shit and it eventually turned into how would I describe the insides of a girls vaginal canal. She showed me again and I said something like a sticky scrunched up rubber cave. She then said, "lick under your tongue. It kinda feels like that huh?" I just thought that was surprisingly clever.... and true.
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>>16318871
just stop, you're not doing yourself any favors.
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>>16318871
Literally fuck her
God I wish I was in your situation
Why are you even here right now?
She can be all you need
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>>16318802
>>16318802
>>16318802
>>16318802
Anyone?
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How long till amazon will have the venus again?
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>>16318920
I just saw the venus on amazon
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>>16318928
you mean the shit tier clone
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>>16318961
not him but what's the difference?
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Whats the best sujiman toy im tempted to start buying all of them slowly, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is my new favorite toy outta my other 7
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>>16313958
i have a lolinco and a satori, i use the lolinco for young teen material and the satori for very much prepub material
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/satori-masturbator/

it's fucking WORLDS tighter than the lolinco, i'm a little bit above average, hard as a rock super lubed up it's nearly impossible to get inside without using my fingers to stretch the opening. i love it so fucking much, i have to actively work against it pushing me out, i have to push against the back to get in all the way (it's very sturdy, no durability concerns, just a bonus because i love the feeling of straight up not fitting without really fucking going at it) i think it's just absolutely perfect, the two complement each other extremely well for somebody with my tastes
it's much less stimulating than the lolinco, but with its tightness it has to be. i fucking love it

i actually came into this thread to ask if anybody knew of anything... just a little bit tighter than the satori to really have to push the fuckin thing apart because the whole dick bulging out the belly is a maaasive turn on for me
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>>16319349
oh right, i was wanting to try this one...
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/pillow-hole-sakuras-camel-toe/
being above average i'm worried that it's going to push the limits of being viable at all but i want to try, i'll probably order one
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So what's the deal with Amazon pricing being about 50% higher than NLS? Even with shipping and tax included, I don't see how an onahole should cost 2x the price on Amazon. Though, it seems this is based on specific onaholes/brands.

>For example, a lolinco:

https://en-nls.com/pict1-39103?c2=12001126

https://www.amazon.com/Magic-Eyes-Sujiman-Lolinco-Onahole/dp/B00YIIQ55O

>--and a Seventeen Bordeaux:

https://www.toydemon.com/seventeen-bordeaux-soft

https://www.amazon.com/ToysHeart-Seventeen-Bordeaux-Japanese-Masturbator/dp/B019310UG0

Can anyone clear this up for me? I've got some Amazon dollarydoos and I'd like to get my first onahole.
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>>16319680
they pay to have it shipped to a USA warehouse then you buy it so you're more or less paying for shipping twice plus a resale markup, if you think that's bad, Australia usually have a 200% markup minimum for everything.
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>>16319687
So it's a case of company decisions? That is, Toysheart decided to arrange things differently, and Lolinco didn't?
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>>16316713
i wanted to buy the bordeaux one, but couldn't find it here, pretty sad.
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>>16319708
pretty much, sometimes companies will just jack up the prices to what they can get away with.
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>>16311661
I just ordered:
-Onatsuyu x 2
-PePe x 1
-G-Project's Nikuman onahole

How'd I do? Does anyone have experience with the Nikuman hole? From what I've read it's seems pretty stimulating.

I was just sold by the really cute box-art.
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>>16316496
I have all the above plus G-mode 2, Braless Sensei, and Fuwa2k. I'll rank them by firmness and size.

Firmness:
1. G-mode 2
2. Utea Grace
3. Braless Sensei
4. I-cup fucking
5. Aichan
6. Fuwa2k (like silicon covered gel balloons)

Size:
1. Utea Grace
2. I-cup fucking
3. Aichan
4. Fuwa2k
5. G-mode 2
6. Braless Sensei

Best for paizuri:
Utea Grace

Best for love pillows:
I-cup fucking

I can't do pics because I'm in a different city for Christmas break.
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>>16319747
>-Onatsuyu x 2
that's gonna last you a super long time.
>-PePe x 1
whats that?

>I was just sold by the really cute box-art.
youre right the box art is really cute.
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>moving house
>a bunch of my stuff is already moved for me when I get home from work
>my sister goes out of her way to tell me "I didn't look in your toiletries bag, anon"
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>>16319823
Every fucking time
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>>16318780
www.onaho.net/main.html
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>>16311661
I like this lass' brassier. I think it looks pretty cute supporting her big boobies.
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>>16319856
considering how low her boobs are hanging I'd say that bra is supporting fuck all.
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>>16311899
When I still lived with my parents I would masturbate and orgasm right at midnight on new years while everyone else was downstairs celebrating. Good times.
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What are the 'good' tits toys?
is fuwatoro oppai 2000 any good?
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>Decide to treat myself for Christmas
>Ordered VA:A, VA:G, and lolinco on the 23rd
>2 day shipping to get my presents at least near Christmas
>CoolMST decides not to ship it out before holidays
>No word on when this will actually ship out and it's been sitting at "shipping label created" ever since

God fucking damn it. Does anyone know when these faggots get back from their vacations? It's so hard to enjoy your old holes when you know you have new ones on the way.
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>>16314259
>>16314272
>>16314280
>Slightly less thick
Try regular water based astroglide. I find it to be more runny than onatsuyu.

Also do you guys find that onatsuyu dries into this crusty flaky shit if you leave it for like 45 minutes? Sometimes I'll switch holes and then switch back and it's fucking disgusting, while other lubes are fine.
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>>16320071
sounds like you're just spoiling your dick with all the different holes, use one at a time.
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>>16320052
generally postal facilities close on christmas day and work at half capacity on boxing day, then they pick up again on the 27th, but then there's a bit of a back log so maybe 2-3 days more.
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>>16318881
>>16318886

Haha the hilarious duality of 4chan.
But for real he needs to stop fucking around with his niece.
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>>16320083
>spoiling your dick
Isn't that the objective here?
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Is there a Canadian site that sells Japanese brand lube? I know I can order it easily from the regular Japanese vendors, but paying $20 shipping for lube feels stupid.
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>>16320098
I suppose, but it seems to be causing an inconvenience, which isn't desirable.
I'm just trying to be pragmatic
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My Seventeen Bordeaux broke, would it be safe to glue the inside back on with krazy/super glue? A soldering iron is almost as much as just buying a new bordeaux entirely
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>>16320140
A soldering iron is great, you can do many things with it.
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>Never buy an onahole while horny
So that pretty much means never buying one at all. After a fap my mind does a complete 180 regarding anything sexual.
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>>16314974
I have used one of the earlier models, the holes are decent enough, mild stimulation and low tightness. Most of the experience is the 20lb ass pushing back at you.

Construction at the time i bought it was piss poor, it was a thin layer of silicone over foam and tore about as well as magic eyes double layer stuff. If they have improved the durability it could be worth it, but thats a lot of cash for something that will break apart in a year otherwise. At the time when i got it it was still sub 200$ too.
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>>16318324
VA;A
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>>16318897
isnt astroglide oil based?

dont use oil based
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>>16320363
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I'm sick of waiting on Amazon for the venus real on soft to restock, is there much difference between that and the Lilith uterus soft?
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>>16320458
My porn has escalated to weird shit, the other day I watched a jav of a woman dressed as MegaMan CGI kill a bunch of guys in cardboard armor then get a handjob from their evil boss.

Thankfully I can still get off to amateur women masturbating to orgasm
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>>16321047
>woman
>get a hand job
Hmmmm
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>>16311661
My 17 Bordeaux finally arrived. How come it looks so small? Also, can someone tell me how to use it and clean it?
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>>16318802
>onatsuyu
I personally have not used it but I have used Astroglide before. Astroglide works well but I feel that I have too reapply lube often.
>>16320407
The only ones I ever used were water based. But I think they have silicone based lube
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>>16321093
>Also, can someone tell me how to use it
Stick your pOnOs in the vagOOO
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Has anyone tried soft on demand (SOD) emotion type lotion?

How would you compare it to Onatsuyu?
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So I've been thinking of buying busty aichan for a while now. I have also been looking at some torso dolls as well. Should I go just for busty aichan for breast or go for a torso that would have breats+ass+vagina?
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>>16320817
Send help
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>>16318063
HORSE PUSSY
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>>16319747
I have it, and yeah it's pretty stimulating. obviously not much in variety. hole is pretty wide which can make the lube to get out

Personally I would've liked the nubs to be a little harder as I'm fairly insensitive

also it has a nice butt
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>>16319751
Please do once you get back. You've got quite the collection. I've been thinking about going for Utea Grace or I cup. Still unsure though.
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>>16321933
I just buy the "I cup", gonna be my first oppai toy, also was cheap.
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>>16321073
she had a rubber penis on, you could tell because it was silver
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Well. It's on it's way. Am I supposed to feel ashamed or excited? It's kind of a mix of both with a dash of resignation.
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>>16322045
>r9k post of anon started with a masturbator and ended up fucking a decaying sex doll.jpg
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>>16322051
>My Rotten Queen
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>>16322051
Hopefully I don't end up like Lester in Child of God

Hand is getting rather boring
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any of you have experience with 17 holes? I'm having trouble deciding between bordeaux and evo
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First time buyer here.
I narrowed my choice down to two selections, they are pretty cheap, because I want to make sure if I'll enjoy this, and testing the waters, so to speak.

http://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=44046&c2=12001011

http://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=45362&c2=12001011

Does anyone have any idea if they come with lube, or if I should purchase it on the side?
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>>16322231
Ignore this, I'm a retardo, was able to find out that that this one came with lube. http://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=45362&c2=12001011
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>>16322231
>>16322254
After shipping fee you are just wasting your money with these cheap ones.
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>>16322267
I see that now. $30 of shipping. Maybe I'll browse around some more. I didn't want to invest too much money into this, because I'm pretty happy with my hand, and I'm mostly just curious.
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If y'all could recommend one bottle of lube to a first timer, what would it be?
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>>16322338
Onatsuyu
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>>16322338
Onatsuyu

one drop per use and it lasts a long while, I have had mine for more than 6 months now and I still got like 30% left with using it daily/ every other day
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>>16322376
>>16322386
Not that anon but does jlube work as well?
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>>16322338
Nice vase.
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>>16322415
Forgot my pic.
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>>16322376
>>16322386
>>16322415
Arigato
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Should I get the regular or the hard version of Virgin age admission? Thanks.
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>>16322591
Are you a real man or a bitch?
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>>16322593
Real! It'll be my first onahole though.
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>>16319751
It's good to see you again boob-senpai. I was looking at the Utea Grace cause I knew they were firmer and I wanted to try something not as soft as Ai-chan. Didn't know they were also bigger than the I-cup. Gonna go for Utea. What are your factors for picking Utea as best for Paizuri?

>>16321933
Also, this.
>>
anyone here with this

https://www.otonajp.com/wet-meiki-monster-chimera-hard
or
https://www.otonajp.com/my-senpai-is-a-pretty-uptight-girl

that can provide some feedback?
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What are some good starter onaholes?
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>>16322602
get the regular, hard would be like fucking a brick that also had a tight vagina.

Also be more responsible with recommending first onaholes guys.
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>>16318886
i want to fucking die just thinking about how i'm not in that situation jfc
but also think about it for a second. she's a person and
you wouldn't just literally fuck her. if it were going to be painful / if she weren't already 100% wanting to then like, you wouldn't push the matter. let it be, live life and be happy, you have an onahole.
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>>16322718
Shouldn't be a problem. Even though I use toy bags, I always keep my onaholes in the plastic bag they came in as well.

That way I can put some talcum powder in the plastic bag to keep my toys nice and smooth. It seems to absorb moisture too.
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>>16322734
Go back to bed Garfield.
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>>16322740
Good to know. Just read that its okay from the pastebin as well.
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>>16311899
only if i'm drunk or hi.
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My Muse Arkhe Regular just arrived.

First impressions:

(I still haven't gotten used to it yet, so I'll post second impressions later.)

It's a lot tighter/shorter than my Venus Real Soft. It's hard to feel the cervix. When I was cleaning it afterward, I had to stretch it open to visually identify the cervix. With my finger it just feels like a nub and is easy to miss.

Now that I'm more familiar with it, I'll try feeling for/penetrating the cervix on my second try.

Cervix aside, it feels like a good, tight hole in Regular. The outside is big like the Venus Real, but the inside is tiny, I think it should be considered a loli hole or semi-loli hole if anyone's considering buying it.
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>>16322608
Utea Grace is good for paizuri because their shape has a bit of natural cleavage to them, meaning you don't have to press as much to smother yourself. They also are the most firm of the top 3 in size, making stimulation more easy than others. The upper chest is also part of them so finishing can give it a pearl necklace. With regards to size of the I-cup, I think the actual tit portions are really close with maybe the I-cup having bit more, but the upper portion of Utea breasts and neckline gives them an overall larger feeling.

>>16321933
Will try

>>16321976
That was one of the pluses about I-cup I didn't include. Prices of decent recent oppai are low enough to make Aichans expensive comparatively. 4 on my list came out this past year, all costing less than 2/3rds an Aichan!
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>>16322619
I have the soft version of the chimera. I really enjoy her, but know that she is deep. I'm very large at 20cm but she swallows me whole with a few cm of stretching. The interior grooves feel undulating and smooth. She's the least stimulating I own, but I'm sure the hard version is better for that.
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>>16320817
>>16321612
They are somewhat similar. However, Venus applies pressure more or less evenly across the entire length. While Lilith suddenly widens right before uterus for whatever fucking reason, so there's not much stimulation unless you deliberately hold it in a way that one side is touching the dick.
Well, and Lilith has the uterus. The entrance is smooth, so it doesn't add much to the feel. You will also not feel the texture of the uterus too much if you are below 6 inches in length, as the head will barely enter that last chamber in this case.
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Just tried my first hole, the Seventeen Bordeaux. Gotta admit it was pretty underwhelming, though the orgasm was a bit stronger than usual. It has also left my penis completely red and sore. Damn, I waited a month for this...
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>>16322734
You fucking what?
>muh onahole
Onaholes are just a cheap substitute used to to take the top layer of edge off of the living hell that is having never gotten laid

As soon as I start getting real pussy I'm done with these things and porn
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>>16323014
>tfw being a non-virgin reading this
pedestals, etc
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>>16323014
idk. i've had sex with adults but i'd rather cuddle with a cutie and jerk w/ an onahole than fuck a hottie
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god now i can't stop feeling the oldfag creak in my bones

at least i still look young enough that tweens don't treat me like i was posting on 4chan before they were born
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>>16323007
First uses for me are always underwhelming, barely better than my hand. I grow used to the sensation over few days and definitely don't want to go back now. In fact, I'm waiting for my 4 and 5th holes to arrive.
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>>16323189
yeah youthful appearance is great, I still look about 15 when I shave.
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>>16320363
>tfw after I fap, I still want to fap
maybe I'm broken
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>>16323270
nah I do that too, I stay hard a good 3 minutes after finishing too, but I end up too sensitive to do anything
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>>16323088
why not cuddlefuck the cutie at that point?
but yes, cute >>>>> hot
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My SCP came in today. It was quite a different experience from my other holes. Because of the extremely tight opening, it favors long thrusts and a slower pace. Overall, I'm satisfied with the purchase and cannot wait to use it again tomorrow.
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can anyone recommend a hole I can hammer at 88mph and go back in time?
I was thinking Hanjuku (half mature)
https://myonahole.com/collections/loose-onaholes/products/hanjuku-half-mature

any thoughts?
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>>16322978
I'm around 6.5 inches, so I should be fine.
>>
Other than Tenga, is there any onahole that wouldn't look totally awkward if someone stumbled upon it?
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What are some good fella holes thats not the mouth of truth?
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>>16323524
considering how they look after they start breaking down >>16318161 I'd be hesitant to buy mouth holes
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>>16322420
Umh thanks. At first I downloaded Shimoneta and now this.
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>>16317640
Nigger measure that doll with the toy on and buy a correctly sized bra Jesus.
The plush is supposed to be a 34 something iirc? Subtract 1 to convert from Japanese cub size to American. Go buy her a 34H jeez
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I was ordering R20 with a warmer and Onatsuyi but then I remembered that I wanted to try a dildo but never got to it because bad dragon refuses to ship to my shithole of a country.
Could anyone recommend me something (from NLS or similar site) that has a suction cup and doesn't look like an ugly ass real life dick?
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>>16323524
Heard superb fella 5 is good, but can't vouch for it personally
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>>16318389
Try a department store or bed bath and beyond
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>>16323551
34G was the largest I could find on amazon, its not like it was hard to find the chart you probably used to get that conversion, I did the same thing and got the closest thing thats actually avaliable.

Its not like shortstacks with tits the size of their heads are common in real life...
Clothing that fits tits this big on a doll this size isn't exactly easy.

Then again, with this being the Ona thread on /jp/ your worldview might be so skewed that you think shit like this would be easy to find.
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>>16322945
>>16322608
>suddenly
>G-Mode Hole Big Boobs Two

>K-cup
>6.7" depth

Holy shit. Has anyone tried this one?
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>>16323776
There's a bloody filter on the left for band and cup size.
I should know.
*I did a maintenance pass on that code a while back*
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>>16323857
we appreciate your knowledge on the matter
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>>16323857
what state u in mofo
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>>16323857
Not a maternity bra with prime
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>>16323857
Also that costs 2.5x as much as I paid
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>>16323857
Also if you do code maintenance for amazon, you should know that the size bar is fucking retarded and only shows up if you drill down through the subcategories, if you do a text search that shit doesn't show up for shit.
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>>16323925
pretty much this. and they say we'll have good AI soon... give me a break will ya!
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>>16323906
>>16323909
>>16323925
>Maternity bras have their own section beneath lingerie/bras
>Prime has its own check box

Calm your salt anon. I just picked the first result on the page. Shopping around is a classic jewish tradition that you must partake in to save shekels.

>>16323934
>AI developers are the same as front-end developers.
Yeah no. No matter where you are, Javascript monkeys are retarded.
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>>16323564
If you've never gone that route before try an Aneros, no suction cup but it's a great start imo.
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>>16323934
ok but which state u in mofo i wanna share holes or talk 'cades or someth
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>>16323943
Figured you were the same guy who was throwing the N word around, if you are not sorry for the salt.

In regards to shekel savings, what I got was the largest thing that was under $25 and the I cup tits need 2 bras to keep them attached properly.
One underwire bra to actually hold them in place vertically and a second non-underwire bra on top to keep them from falling forward/keep them tight against the doll.

Anyway, thanks for reminding me of the retardedly hidden search bar (can someone beat some sense into the java monkeys at Amazon plz?), after using it I've managed to find some bras that should fit, only bad thing is that its gonna cost about $85 to get a pair of properly sized bras vs the $40 I already paid for stuff that's sized better for the Aichans than the I cup tits.
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>>16324055
>N word
dont worry nobody is going to get upset here if you type nigger, we're talking about rubber vaginas not race wars.
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>>16324061
not the person you're replying to but i'd do the same desu
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never bought a hole before, was thinking of the lilith uterus but i dont know if I like the opening before the uterus. is the spiral dots better? i masturbate fast and i probably have killed most of the sensation on the head if that matters so other recs are welcome. also, would i be able to use it one handed lying down?
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>bought a 4ft tall sexdoll a year ago to test TPE material and its durability/maintenance/etc
>d sized cups
>nice hips
>large ass to grab onto
>enjoyed the product for months and months
>get around to ordering one of the larger 5'5" tall dolls
>it arrived a few weeks ago
>everything is so much softer, from the insides to the outsides
>been using it nonstop ever since
>its breasts are so soft, filled with air somehow and very squeezeable and fuckable
>remember my 4ft tall doll
>attempt to use it
>does not feel the same
>went soft
>realize I now have to dispose of this doll somehow
Option 1: slice it up into little pieces and shawshank the remains out over the span of months in the trash and bury the metal skeleton and hope no one knows what its for in a few thousand years when they dig it up
Option 2: wrap it up and throw it away and hope to fuck no garbage worker notices a human shaped trash bag
Option 3: shrink wrap it and let it rot someplace
Option 4: bleach the insides and leave it in the woods and hope for a lullzy newspaper article or make some homeless persons day
Option 5: take care of both dolls and relearn to love it again somehow

I am also open to other peoples opinions.
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>>16324893
You already know it has to be option 1.
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>>16324893
1 or 2 depending on how lazy you are

You really think some random garbage worker that sifts through shit all day everyday is going to care if he finds pieces of your doll?
When my onaholes break I just throw them in the trash bag, just not right on top, because if they're digging through trash they probably don't care about some loser's worn out plastic vaginas.
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>>16324893
be careful
http://www.security-faqs.com/bungling-japanese-police-discover-body-to-be-life-sized-doll.html
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>>16324893

donate it.
i'd be down to take it or pay a small sum.
believe it or not people buy used dolls.
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>>16324915
This is low even for an onahole thread.
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>>16324925
nothing a little bleach and a cold shower to wash away shame cant fix.

hell people do it with women.
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>>16324925
it's all a hunk of thermoplastic anon. nothing a day of meticulous cleaning won't fix.
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>>16324893
option 5 or >>16324915
let your doll be loved like it was meant to be, don't deny her her purpose
or just make her modern art >>16322338
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>>16322184
anyone? I think if I don't hear to the contrary I'll spring for the bordeaux
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>My onahole status on Amazon: Arriving tomorrow by 8pm
>With my copy of Bakemonogatari
It's gonna be a fun day
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Sloooow. I hope at least the britbong one will reach me before 2017.
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>>16324489
Lilith U is fairly small. Yea, you can surely use it with one hand in whatever pose you want. I personally prefer to position my holes as close to horizontal plane as possible in order to limit lube leakage on my balls.
The regular softness is quite soft, so if you want more stimulation, get hard material or a different hole. That one Muse hole with uterus from the same manufacturer is smaller and tighter apparently.
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>>16323316
>>16323316
>>16323316
anyone?
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WHERES IS LOVE DOLL ANON AND WHAT MODEL/MANUFACTURER IS IT
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Is this normal ? 24 hrs after and still on processing status
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>>16323240
It wasn't just me then. Using a onahole is an acquired taste.
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This is just simple

what onahole has the p4p best feeling/sensation?
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>>16326093
Every dick is different and every person jerks off in his own way.

Just get a Venus or R20 or something equally simple, decide what aspect of it you like the most and apply that knowledge.
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The guide says that forcing your way down the smaller holes will just break them.

Can you guys recommend me something that is actually designed to give a lot of resistance and be able to survive getting forcibly rammed down to the tip? Something for 7 inches.
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How are you even supposed to clean something as tight as Lolinco Virgo? I wash and let it dry for a day and it's still damp inside, especially at cervix region.
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>>16324893

sell it to some anon
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>>16325052
I have bordeaux and it's my jack of all trades hole. Go with that
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>>16325517
Could be holidays fucking everything. My order even from a US vendor didn't ship for 4 days.
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>>16324893

ticket to carpool lanes!
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>>16326238
Stick a microfiber towel inside few times. Very carefully.
>t. owner of virgo with ripped insides
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Hello /ona/!

Been looking to do this for a while, never had the cash...
First time buyer. Looking for a sleeve that will last me a while, is easy to clean, and is relatively quiet. Looking to spend around $60 total.
Measurements L: 15cm (6in) G: 13.25cm (5.25in)
length is bone pressed

In between the Hot Gimmick, Seventeen Bordeaux, and R20.
Leaning towards Hot Gimmick. The diameter of it is very nice but looks to be a bit too short (apparently not a problem in Mr. Science Guy's review). It seems my length won't be a problem and that I am girthy enough to make more of it.
Will I need to purchase a cleaner? (rings are making me worry that I won't be able to turn inside out)

Looking at purchasing from NLS, shipped to USA. I intend to bundle lube with it (long lasting takes priority but long lasting is preferred). Based on the reading I've done through the pastebins, Onatsuyu seems to be the best but I would like something thick. I don't know if I can afford a warmer right now. Should I wait for a while so I can get one?

Am I on the right track?
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>>16326489
I've been using my for about 6 months now. Still hasn't teared up as far as I know, can't really tell since its so tight,
My Vigro still has a smell of rubber, at least inside and a slight odor of something similar to vinegar - am I fine?
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>>16325517
nah otona is usually 1-3 days on processing alone
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Canadian here,

Any idea where I can purchase the following online?

R-20
Daisyuki Hold
Virgin Age Graduation
Virgin Age Admission

Toydemon has none of these in stock except for the R20, and on amazon.ca, they all look overpriced.
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>>16327006
NLS my fellow cucknadian. Make sure you get the boxes removed.
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Not a very frequent lurker here, although I own a couple holes now. Can anyone recommend some good buttplugs to use with onaholes? I have a Helix Classic but it's still sort of painful.
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>>16326670
I had mine for like two months, maybe 20 uses, lol. I only recently grew to like her and was disappointed to find that almost incision near the entrance. I hope it's okay deeper in because, yeah, you just can't really tell. Still feels good at least.

I actually don't find it that hard to dry. Washing is a bit more time consuming but since it's so tight I just shove a cloth inside few times, leave it in for like 10 minutes and it's basically dry.
Nothing like patting the massive Lilith Uterus cavern for 5 minutes nonstop, later I just said fuck it and started flipping it out.
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What do you guys think about this?. I'm really into legwear.
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>>16328189
two right feet
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>>16328189
>all the best parts of a woman in a single toy
>relatively compact
>no uncanny valley face
you can't go wrong!
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>>16328203
Ahahaha oh shit, how
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>>16328203
Fuck, I didn't even realize.
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>>16328238
>>16328262
relax, it's probably just half assed for the dimensions preview, I don't think anyone would be incompetent enough to do that on the final product
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what's the deal with the password field when you check out in nls? is it just for if you want to fuck with your order later or something?
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>>16328328
Yes
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>>16328364
danke
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>>16327932

How do I ask them to do this? Are they reliable? How fast is shipping from japan to canada?
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>>16328440
Checkout options.
Yes.
Depends on how cheap you are. It's literally going across the world, try and be patient.

It's all there on the website and in the guide. Just do some reading.
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welp, pulled the trigger on my first hole
and now I wait
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>>16328528
>tfw mine arrived today but I came 3 times yesterday and don't want to be disappointed with it

I should've held off.
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Anyone got the Vagina Deep Diver or Cum Maid Uterus yet?

I want some brave soul to step forward
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http://en-nls.com/pict1-43741
Recommended or too much tight?
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>>16328528

Shoulda bought a backup hole. As much as I love my seventeen bordeaux it's already delaminated itself from the outer layer after 2 weeks of blissful, euphoric use.

Not sure if worth it since lolinco lasted way longer.

And to anyone trying to repair their seventeeon bordeauxs as expected of TPE nothing fucking sticks to it.
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>>16328795
I read somewhere that clear holes have materials that get ultra sticky, like those stretchy sticky hands you used to be able to get in gachapon machines.
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https://en-nls.com/pict1-37855?c2=12001126
Can anyone recommend this?
I might make the plunge here.

Also, in the longevity section of the guide it suggests "Wet Meiki" and only links to one onahole. Is that the only one suggested for longevity, or is the whole series ok in that regard?
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>>16326631
Never had experience with Hot Gimmick, but the insides look like pretty much like everything out there. Isn't it somekind of old MagicEyes product?
Have you considered Rina or Lolinco?
As for lube you can try Astroglide, Aquaglide, Navy (the MagicEyes lube is thick but I wouldn't recommend it).
Onahole warmers are a meme, hot water/dick is enough for it to get warm in 20 seconds.
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>>16329008
shit scared the hell outta me, what kind of hole is that?
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>>16329013
>Hot water
Explain
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>>16329020
dunno you tell me
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>>16329008
Looks like a HR Geiger design.
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>>16329028
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_heating
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>>16329008
what in the fuck is wrong with magiceyes that they have to do this shit, how hard is it to just make a potato shape with some nice bits for your dick on the inside.
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Hand-fapping pleb here, I've pretty much mastered my craft and am pretty content with it, or rather, I'm still not sure anything else could feel better.

But I'm having serious chiropractic problems with my hand and back, and (though I could never mention it to my chiropractor, who thinks it's down to my cello playing) I'm pretty sure my hours-long fapping sessions are the reason. Hours of being on my back, with my laptop on my chest, my head craned up on two pillows, my left hand reaching across the keyboard and my right hand in my crotch, well, this is probably the primary cause.

So ergonomically, what would you guys recommend? I've never used an onahole, or a sock or any kind of aid in my life. Just get an onahole? Get like a full hip size or something and reform my typical posture?
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>>16329497
Or maybe I should just read the entire pastebin first. http://i.imgur.com/6xsdCcw.jpg

Also holy shit, full hips are not at all in my budget. What are the usual prices of these different sizes?
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>>16329497
>Hours of being on my back, with my laptop on my chest, my head craned up on two pillows, my left hand reaching across the keyboard and my right hand in my crotch, well, this is probably the primary cause.
>what would you guys recommend?
I would recommend not doing that. If you need to fap lying down, check out the voice threads on >>>/h/. Nothing can fix you breaking your neck and wrist for hours at a time.
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>>16329508
a regular hole will go from about 20-30
hips seem to be from about 40-90
full torsos look like about 100+

if you really want hips you can look into getting mini hips of some kind, that might suit you.
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>>16328528
Just curious, why do you guys import holes that can be bought domestically? You can find that hole for the same price from domestic vendors and not pay $35 for 2 week shipping. I only import when it's a new release and isn't available domestically yet, is it just the novelty or something?
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>>16328820
I've heard soldering/melting it back together works. Don't ask me how to pull that off though.
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>>16329612
Are you saying that most onaholes have domestic providers? That's very much the exception rather than the rule.
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>>16329616
The guy I quoted ordered the Bordeaux, which is available domestically for the same price. I notice a lot of similar orders getting posted and was just curious.
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>>16329612
?
I paid $50 for my hole lube and bag shipped

domestically it costs $50 for the hole without shipping
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>want to buy a flip hole
>it's ridiculously expensive + shipping
Guess I'm gonna use my hand until I die
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>>16329612
the australian tax is a real umbrella up the asshole.
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What's /jp/'s recommended/not recommended shipping method and why?
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>>16329612
Not everyone lives in the same country as you do. And it's often cheaper to import from Japan.
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>>16328835
It's probably bullshit, the CQ Roll is one of the least sticky onahole I've ever owned and it's clear.
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>>16328820
Not even two weeks with my R20 and there's already got a small tear at the end.

>>16329615
Its in the pastebin. I don't own a soldering iron though so I'm still out of luck.
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I ordered a lolinco virgo from motsutoys to the UK, but they declined removing the box art upon request. Am I fucked?
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I'm looking to upgrade from regular onaholes

Should I buy a regular hip or pic related?
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>>16330175
It won't go through customs, so maybe not? But it's still fucking retarded.
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>>16330251
What's retarded? That they wouldn't remove the art? That I ordered it? That I could even get fucked for this in the first place? Why wouldn't it go through customs?
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>>16330175
why the hell would they decline?
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>>16330358
"Sorry, we only have this option for the cocolo and the Virgin Age"
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>>16330506
???
that's fucking retarded
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>>16330506
we'll don't buy from those assholes ever again.
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>>16330520
>>16330524
I'm only a bit worried because a UK reseller does the same hole but only sells it with the box art removed. It was cheaper from MT though
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>>16330579
Either way it's a reason to shitlist them. I'm a Canada and if they fucked me like that I'd be furious and shitting myself at the same time.
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>>16329612
in this particular case, onatsuyu seems to be pretty badly marked up in burgerstan
I checked toydemon and coolmst and (to new york at least) he'd only save about 10-15 bucks if he took the cheapest shipping options, perhaps less to other countries/states
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>>16330345
>That they wouldn't remove the art?
Yes.
>Why wouldn't it go through customs?
Because you haven't left the EU yet, you silly boing.
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How long can the average onahole be submerged in warm water? Can I use it in the tub or could that damage it?
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Just updated from Saturday to today, sweet. >>16330767
Would like to know this too.
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>>16330767
I've used an onahole in the bathtub before. It didn't cause any damage but do keep in mind that I hate overly hot water: the water was like 38°C hot at best.

Also, using an onahole in the tub fucking sucks, lube and semen get everywhere and form globs. Unless you somehow manage to prevent those fluids from dripping out of your onahole, you will have to wash yourself and the tub once you're done. Definitely not worth it.
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>>16330743
>Because you haven't left the EU yet, you silly boing.
Thanks, I'm retarded.
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>>16330767
Tub shouldn't damage it at all. However if you like nearly scalding water, then that would be the problem.
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>>16330767
Used multiple holes in a tub, no issues
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>>16324893
What kind of dolls are they and how do the skeletons hold up. Looking to go bigger on mine soonish
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>>16330608
30 bucks from love merci Australia shop

>>16330822
Just bathe in lube, problem solved.
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>>16330822
Is it worse than just normally masturbating in the bath?
>>16330892
I'm a bitch when it comes to hot water so that shouldn't be a problem
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>onahole arrives early in the morning on my birthday
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I really like the revisuon of Lolicno, so much so that I even bought a second one since the first one I ordered broke soon after.
As a long term hole however it's really bad, it stains way too easily and it's easy to break. The softness and suction from the womb is great though. Since rthe one I have now is starting to turn grey inside what should I order next?
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Is the SCP, VAA and Puni Virgin Mini worthy?? Im about to purchase maybe two of them and I want to be sure of what im buying
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>onahole came in today
>used it, cleaned it, hid it away in a spot where no one would ever find it
>already looking forward to using it again
>at the same time feel ashamed
i'm going to devolve into a cave dweller aren't I
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>>16331947
Don't try to fight it
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>>16330984
>Is it worse than just normally masturbating in the bath?

Assuming you have to deal with the aftermath, I'd say worse.
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..sorry had to delete my first post and censor my picture

Australian here,

I'm looking to buy a onahole that ships to Australia or a alternative to my favorite which is pic related. I remember it doesn't use much lube and I think it's discontinued. I owned this one 4 years ago I think.

Other onaholes I had were Seventeen Evo (was okay, pricey to buy locally but i kinda disliked the inner layer), Original Fleshlight (too smooth, noisy and heavy), Dr Joel Kaplan Reversible Masturbator (owned this many years ago, i tied one side up with elastic band and used it a lot, durable but not exciting)
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>>16331947

The shame eventually subsides.

Your self esteem too.
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le toucan is about to arrive

which onahole are you going to be fucking on new year's eve? have you made any plans yet?
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>>16332306
>which onahole are you going to be fucking on new year's eve?
none, because holiday shipping
>>16332114
you can just spoiler it, generally no one gives a shit since it's an onahole thread
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>>16331813
I have both the SCP and VAA and they are both worth it. I get more use out of my VAA though
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>>16332306
Yeah, I'll be getting my 2can tomorrow too.
Package from japan sent with standard airmail arrives in 11 days despite holidays while my actual holes are still stuck somewhere after 12 days via royal mail shipping within EU. Fuck.
I'll have to use an old hole, so maybe virgo or uterus.
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Any thoughts on The Other Side Of Tits? I'm very intrigued by the design, but I'm not sure if it's worth dropping ~$37 for it. It seems like it would be kinda messy to use too.
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>>16333451
>breasts with a open hole in the chest that you can fuck your dick through.

get red lube.
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Should I get a Puni Ana SPDX?

I don't have a DX so I was thinking about getting this one instead for the extra loli tiddies.
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>>16331947
>why contain it.jpg
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I'm nervous about drying because even after ramming the microfiber cloth up its butt, I can't tell if it is slightly damp or that's the material/grease or my imagination. I have a box of silica gel packets though. How well does tossing one or two in the ona plastic container after a quick rubdown of the insides with microfiber towel work?
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What's objectively the best clear/transparent hole? Also what holes would you get on a $75 budget not including shipping? Just in general.
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>>16334028
if youre really worried get a small usb fan and sit it in front of that for a while, thats what i do
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Speaking of cleaning, I have now used my 17 Bourdoux a few times, but when I'm cleaning it, I have trouble reaching the far end with the cloth. How do I go about drying that?
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>>16334035
I would like to know too, it'd be awesome to be able to watch myself cum.
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>>16334035
I'd also like to know what's a good clear onahole alternative. I loved this one >>16332114 and it's me.
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http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/lilith-uterus-regular-firmness-no-retail-box/

>$25 shipped
get on it quick, faggos
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>>16334900
dont queencat ship their boxes with tape that says shit like "queencat sex toy inside handle with care" or some shit like that?
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>>16334928

are you retarded?
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>>16334931
I swear I saw it on a thread here a while ago
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>>16334944
From their website, "We only use plain shipping boxes. Tyvek or bubble envelops will be used for some small items." and "We do not write "Queen Cat Adult Toys" anywhere on shipping boxes or labels to protect your privacy." I haven't had any problems ordering from them in the past.
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>>16334964
alright well its good to know they're discreet then
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>>16313133

Avoid all perfumes and/or lubes claiming to smell like x, y, or z. At most it will smell like chemicals, and at worst, a bunch of nothing. Trust me, it's not worth the time or money.
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>>16313818

Lolinco, Julia+, and the meiki series are pretty good, if a little expensive. I'd start there.
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>>16318862
DON'T buy that lube. I got a 16oz version of it, smells good, but your dick will chafe like a mother.
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>>16330205

hips are bretty gud desu
They're a damn sight easier to clean to, and if you get the right one, they're also really stimulating. Take a look at the meiki cherry 2 or the cherry evolution.
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>>16333725

Puni Ana in general isn't that good if you like stimulation. Also I've heard that the skeleton gimmick is more of a pain in the ass than anything else.
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>>16335161
Too late Anon, also I buy it for the "i cup" toy not for an ona.
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Are
http://en-nls.com/pict1-30070?c2=9999
and
http://www.coolmalesextoy.com/toysheart-fairy-onahole/
one and the same? The cross-sections are identical, as are the names of course.

Also, would that be a good one for a first timer?
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>>16334944
I actually do remember that too. I believe an anon ordered from Queencat on Amazon (fulfilled by Amazon), and the box inside of the Amazon box had tape that said "adult toy inside 18+ only" or whatever on it. I think it was determined that it being on there was likely a screw up, and I haven't heard of it happening again. Either way it was never visible from the outside, so you should be good to order from them and have it discreetly shipped.
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>>16335306
thank you, I knew I wasn't going insane, shame on >>16334931 for being so quick to judge.
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>>16335289
Fun toy. Belly bulge gimmick doesn't work quite as advertised though. It was my first ona, and out of the 3 I currently have, the best built one. The other two have areas that are going to give soon enough
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>>16335357
Ah, that's good to hear.
Also, should I go for one of these specialized cleaners? Coolmalesextoy has kind of a limited selection of them, only products for fleshlights.
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Just tried using my ona on the bathroom sink. Too forever to finish since was actually trusting and not just using my hand.
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>>16335410
Yeah, I probably won't get one, at least not from Coolmalesextoy. Alright, ordering now.

Anyone have an opinion on this?
http://en-nls.com/disp_product.php?pid=46294&c2=37001010
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>>16335199
I've actually got a local shop that has the meiki and evolution. I assume the evolution is better than the first version?

Then again something like pic related can be hugged


;_;

Fuck it maybe I'll just buy both
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Just ordered my first onahole.

There's a bit of shame at my depravity as I expected, but it's being drowned out by excitement.
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>>16335663
oh get over yourself, plenty of girls get dildos so you shouldnt be ashamed by this.

fucking double standards.
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what hole is the SCP ive been trying to find online
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>>16335676
Well, a girl getting a dildo for the first time might also feel shame, though less of it.

But yeah I shouldn't, I know
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Waiting on I cup tits and Muses Arkhe.

Going to buy a bra for the tits next week when I get more money.

Can the torso guy point me to the direction of the corset he bought so I can get one as well?
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>>16335709
Student Council President
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>>16335709
>SCP that is an onahole
Absolutely terrifying
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>>16335663

Don't be disappointed if your first time is meh.

Excitement and shame will cloud your judgement.
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>>16335726
we're all being supportive here, its better for you than regular masturbation too, especially if you have death grip syndrome

>>16335789
speak for yourself, my first time was so intense that my legs shook and I couldnt walk for 5 minutes.
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>>16335796
>speak for yourself, my first time was so intense that my legs shook and I couldnt walk for 5 minutes.

I'm just warning him. I've read about anons who threw away their toys after a single use out of shame.
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>>16335803
thats a real shame.
Honestly apart from the amount of noise they make I feel like my masturbation habits have improved, I don't feel the need to do it multiple times a day, once and I'm satisfied now.
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>>16335812
Can also be exercise if you do things other than just use it as a hand extension
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>>16335789
>>16335803
>>16335796
Thanks, I appreciate it.
I didn't really mean to imply it was a serious, debilitating amount of shame, though. (I was thinking I should probably delete my post and repost it with a different image.) Just that little bit of shame that there's really no getting rid of.
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you buy a beer that tastes good, you buy a car that drives good, you buy a hole that makes your dick feel good namaste
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Nice guys from myonahole actually scratched off the label from onatsuyu (well, I assume that's what it is kek) bottle even though I didn't ask them.
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>>16336105
did you ask them to remove packaging?
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>>16336110
was one line tl;dr for you?
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>>16336153
look you could just be clear and not act like an asshole, my line of thought was if you asked them to remove packaging on your onaholes if you bought any then they also removed the label from your onatsuyu.
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>>16336159
No, that's the only thing I bought from them. I bought my holes from yuro store and I'm afraid they got lost somewhere in transit.
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>>16336192
alright thank you for clarifying, I hope your holes make it to you safely.
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>>16335777
Pray it's not Keter class
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>>16335515
There's no need to buy a dedicated cleaning bottle or whatever, brotha. It's just a scam for the paranoid. Hand soap, water, and some fingering action will clean it fine. Cleaning is the easy part. It's drying you should be concerned about.

>>16335833
>Deleting Komari
You should be ashamed for considering it.
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>>16336332
>>16335777
>experiment log
>SCP-682 exposed to SCP-███ and a copy of "Kuroinu"
>Several minutes in, 682 produced a previously unseen ███ inch reproductive organ and began using SCP-███
>Upon climaxing 682's member was ██████████████████
>In the ensuing rage 682 killed 8 security personnel and 12 researchers before being subdued
>682 now has a spiked ██ headed echidna penis
>BD of Kuroniu was successfully retrieved with no apparent damage
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>>16337057
your post confuses me
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>>16329028
Put it in hot (NOT BOILING) water for a few minutes, pat it dry, go to town.
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>>16334928
>>16335306
Happened both times I went through Amazon.
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>>16337161
Then the amnesiacs worked, move along D-Class
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>>16337161
http://www.scp-wiki.net/
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>>16330852
Same guy here, it arrived with no problems. They weren't kidding when they said it was big.
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>>16337565
well since you got it gonna keep the packaging now?
at any rate glad to hear, enjoy your new jumbo loli vagina just in time for the new year
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>>16337593
I-I don't know if I can do it, man. I can't just throw her away, you know? I wasn't prepared for this.
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First time buyer, about to order an onahole from NLS.

The delivery option I picked said 7-12 days, but that shit is coming from Japan, isn't it? I'm from Canada, I doubt it'll get to me that fast.
I still live with my parents, and they work out of town for 21 days each month, and they just left, so as long as it arrives before they get here I'm all set.
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>>16337687
>I still live with my parents, and they work out of town for 21 days each month,
does that even count as living with them? what are they like truckers or work on an oil derrick?
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>>16337744
>does that even count as living with them?
I guess Technically, I still pay a bit of a rent, and mostly they want me to just keep the place clean for them so they can come back to a tidy home. Basically I'm a professional house sitter.

They work for a catering company that feeds people at oil camps I go out with them sometimes.
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>>16337756
oh wow so they do work on oil derricks, sort of
and give yourself credit, having your parents visit one week out of 4 a month, and paying rent, you're basically living on your own
better than me and plenty others here I'd reckon
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>>16337756
Wow, that sounds like a fun and adventurous lifestyle.
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>>16337822
Allow me to break the illusion
>have to get up at 4am to travel for 10 hours to get to your work place
>when you arrive you are expected to start working
>work every day for 13 hours a day the entire time you are there
>its filled with low lifes and people who are complete cunts and don't appreciate the time you put into cooking food for them
>you leave on your day off, so your first day off is spent traveling, which isn't a day off
>frantically try to enjoy your time off as much as possible, while continuously counting down the time in your head for when you have to go back

Certainly not a fun lifestyle, it pays exceptionally well though. I only have to go out with them once every few months.
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>I love my onahole
>I hate cleaning my onahole
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>>16337842
Wow, that sounds like a piss poor and slave-esque lifestyle.
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>>16337860
Learn to enjoy all aspects of it and your life will be improved
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>>16337895
where do I get a cute nee-san with glasses that walks around in her panties and a hoodie?
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>>16337687
Can't speak for nls, but when I order shit from nippon amazon via dhl that shits gets to my door in europe in a matter of days
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>buy real love doll
>wait for sexbots

doushiyou
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>>16318161
why do they add the nose? just makes it look creepy and uncanny
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>>16338199
Why didn't they add fuckable nostrils?
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Is there any other holes that are slighly discreet looking similar to tenga items.
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Should I buy lolinco Virgo or just lolinco? Haven't tried either.
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>>16338229
If you have a big cock then virgo if you have a small cock just lolinco.
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>>16338257
girth or length
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are doujins in general illegal in canada
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>>16337895
It is, the only benefit is the pay. You can make around $5,000 from 3 weeks of working, and thats the starting wage. You can make some serious money doing this, you're just sacrificing your life.
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>>16338337
If you have to ask then it's probably illegal in Canada.
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>>16338337
As long as the don't depict lolis they aren't.
They might have a hard time clearing customs, because Canada loves to hold anything that is lewd.

Will doujins land you in jail? No.
Will the get confiscated if found through customs? Possibly.
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>>16338358
well i know loli is illegal but i'm not really interested in that

i've just read some conflicting thoughts on doujins in general which is why i'm asking
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>>16338366
>Will the get confiscated if found through customs? Possibly.
is customs a random check? do they check certain shipping companies? the product i'm looking at is shipped by EMS if that helps
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>>16338388
More often than not the shit I've ordered through EMS has hit customs
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>>16338414
well it's the only choice i have for shipping so i guess I'll have to pick it

my next question is do you know what they look for? the cover of the doujin im looking at isn't what you'd really consider sexual so i'm good on that front
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>>16337269
It's on the box in a box - who cares? If you'd ordered direct from a reseller (NLS, TD, QC, etc.) then the onahole packaging itself would have been on display in the box anyway.

The upshot is that the outer box is always discreet, whether you order from Amazon or an adult store.
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>>16338388
>is customs a random check?
More or less.
Usually faster shipping will draw the eye of customs a lot more often. Especially if its from a far away country. Thats generally suspicious behaviour.

If you want the best bet of avoiding customs, you'll want the slowest shipping possible. But again, its a numbers game. Doesn't guarantee anything.

>>16338424
>my next question is do you know what they look for?
As in what they would consider too lewd?
Generally, if the products packaging is showing clear and explicit sexual content.
Not the box it gets shipping in, but the actual product box/book cover. If the doujinshi you ordered comes in wrapping, and its being shipping in a normal brown box, they'd go off the cover of the book. If the cover isn't too bad, you'll get away with it.
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>>16338479
well this is the cover. i was just planning on ripping it apart and uploading it to the internet. now that i know it'll probably hit customs i guess that means i'll be taxed too.

the most expensive part so far though is shipping. these ems guys don't play around

thanks for all the help. if you have any more tips for me i'll stick around to read them. i just wanted to make sure i wouldn't get put in prison or something.

but then again if there's confiscations involved i'll probably miss the delivery/pickup
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How's fucking your onahole in the shower? Worth a try?
I usually like to lie down on my back in bed and go really slow, would doing it in the shower be as cumfy?
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>>16338492
>schwarzkopf
good taste
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>>16338156
Sexbots will become mainstream faster if you buy a real doll.
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>>16338492
You should be fine with that. Theres nothing illegal about that doujin, so you won't get jail time. It doesn't seem too lewd either, so you should be fine.

If a package gets checked that isn't money out of your pocket. Just happens if they choose to tax you or not, which I'm not too sure how that works, but if I remember correctly thats mostly for electronics, or when something over a certain amount of money is being shipped.


You should be good to go.
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>>16338494
What's stopping you from trying?
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>>16338506
>You should be good to go.
I wish. But at the moment the only guys who ship it aren't open on weekends, which means if I can't find an alternative source I'll be cutting it real close on my time limit.
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>>16338511
Yeah I suppose. Just don't want to waste an orgasm that's all. Been saving my cum for over a week.
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>>16338515
>I'll be cutting it real close on my time limit.
What is your time limit? And why does it exist?
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>>16338530
>What is your time limit?
Jan 8th
>And why does it exist?
That's when I head back into the jaws of military bureaucracy.
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>>16338539
>That's when I head back into the jaws of military bureaucracy.
Sounds interesting, care to expand?
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>>16338548
>care to expand?
Vacation time ends and I have to go back to working 18 hour work days in Quebec.
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>>16338559
>Quebec

Are you from quebec?
I did my basic in quebec, and I would get the dirtiest looks from those frog fucks because they knew I was enlisted.
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>>16338579
>Are you from quebec?
Nah.
>I did my basic in quebec
Everyone does now, I believe.
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>>16338580
>Everyone does now, I believe.
Really? Did they completely scrap Petawawa?
Its been 7 years since I was in, and it was available for me, I just wasn't lucky enough to go to it.
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Any onahole safe substitutes for lube that any normal person would have at home? Seems I've run out and am unable to acquire more until tomorrow
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>>16338597
Nah, big P is still up but they don't use it for basic anymore. St Jean is where they send everyone.

Petawawa is where infantry can go for trade training, IIRC.
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>>16338598
Soap?
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>warmer broke
Guess I'll try the hot water method
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so my puni ana dx hard just came in and holy shit.
they say it's not 1:1 but
for my desires it is exactly 1:1 ???
this was the best purchase i've ever made
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Just used an onahole for the first time. Holy shit, that was amazing.

Is this what normal people feel when they have sex?
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Christmas came late this year. The Lolinco and Bordeaux are just replacements but the VAs are firsts for me.
>VA:A
This thing barely stays on my dick and wants to shoot off in a good way. I wish the texture was more pronounced, maybe I'm just desensitized too much. Very fun to jackhammer fap with
>VA:G
Not as tight as admission but still tight. The textures are more noticeable in this and the spiral is nice. The bump especially is more noticeable and makes for an intense fap.
>Lolinco
I don't remember the entrance to this thing being so tight, it literally strangles your dick. I still wish the parts after were more pronounced or harder though.
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>>16338743
It's pretty close.
With real sex you get the love, pheromones and feedback, obviously self-cleaning (lel) and self-lubing are plusses too.
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>>16338743
Most ona's are more intense than a vagina
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Scrotum itch guy here.
I haven't had to apply the cream for a week now and the itch is completely gone! My recovery is a complete success.
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>>16338598
Cooking oil (good luck washing it out), spit. Some water and pre-cum.
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>>16323240
I remember the first time I used my hand, I thought it wasn't that special and I didn't really need to continue doing it.
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My ZXY got delivered while i was at work. Either my neighbor got it or it's sitting outside in the rain. It came from Illinois by fedex but got handed off to the post office when it got to California where i stay. Is that just how toydemon works? Im gonna kill my dog if he chews up my new rubber vagina.

Is their packaging discreet?
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Hey /ona/holers what hip would you recommend for an anon with 5" BPEL.

Something very stimulating...

Thanks
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>>16339043
Sujiman Kupa Rina
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>>16339026
All is well. Many happy faps will be had. Why did i invite my nwighbor over to smoke a blunt?
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>>16338659
so. i just finished using it. i'm complete. i don't need to continue searching anymore. i have the one. they scanned my brain and created the perfect product

my other holes will still be nice for variety but holy fuck.
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>>16339317
the closest thing to a flaw is that i have to use the kitchen sink because it's too big for the bathroom sink. i can die happy
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Hey /ona/. I have Venus Real and Lilith Uterus, and while they are nice and all, I was looking for something more stimulating.

It seems like Daisuki Hold and Seventeen Bordeaux are both pretty good holes. Can anyone comment on how they compare to the Tomax holes that I have? Anything else I need to be on the lookout for?
It seems I can get ToysHeart products from Amazon for a reasonable price here in EU.
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>>16339365
Also looking at SCP, the dick-crushing anus sounds fun.
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My onahole's scheduled to arrive by January 9, 2017, so I have over a week to plan where I might hide these.

I was thinking of putting them in a box under a pile of unused blankets on the unoccupied top bed of my bunk bed. But I'm thinking that might be a bit damp.
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>>16339487
Also, after washing and drying, would storing it with a desiccant take care of any bits of water I might have missed?
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>>16338598
sorbolene cream or lotion + water
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New years eve. I'm going to start fucking my onahole at 11:55pm and time it so I cum right at 12:00am 1/1/2017.
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>>16339975
I hope a picture of your mother hits you right before climax so you think about it all year long.
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>>16339999
>Implying he won't be thinking about her the entire time anyway
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Should I stay at home and fuck onas furiously while eating pizza and getting drunk to unconsciousness or go to a friends house, play poker and wish I could turn back time?
I liked one girl but was too shy to ask her out (she looked stunning, was kind and even played same games and eatched same anime like me), two months or so later friend did it and they are together almost 2 years now, stings but, I won't be a bitch trying to ruin someones happyness. It's pretty sad tho, considering he's a normie and doesn't share any interests with her.
Enough this r9k, so yeah:
Lolinco and pizza or poker and regrets?
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>>16340138
Lolinco and pizza you fucking idiot. Do you even care about your own mental health?
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>>16340138
Just go, you can always come back after and rape your onaholes and we'll always be here for you anyways.
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>>16323305
>favors long thrusts and a slower pace
I've been enjoying it in the exact opposite fashion; I'm going to have to try this now.
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>>16340138
>not going to your friends house, ordering pizza to there, and taking your onahole to the poker match and masturbating under the table while drinking and regretting your life
step up
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Should I go with witch for my first hole? I have a 6 inch dick so I don't think my size is a problem. I know it's new years so I'm guessing all the vendors are closed until sometime next week. I'll hold off until after then.
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Are onaholes supposed to push you out?
The ones I have are naturally tight and when I let go they tend to want to push my cock out.

Should I invest in a looser hole?
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>>16338659
>>16339317
Odd question but how did you fuck it?
I have a Cocolo hip hole and always found it too awkward to use, and you have to use a hand hole to finish off.

Felt like a waste of 200 canada bucks. Am I missing something? I like the look of this new Puni Hole, how does it compare to the original?
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>>16340486
*I usually had to use

Fuck.
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I have a venus real but feel like I want some more intense stimulation. What are some recs for really tight holes? I'm 7in long/4.5 in girth.
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>ordered a fairy for my first hole
>shit, I'm phimotic
Can I fix this before it gets here? I can pull my foreskin all the way with warmups and effort, it's just tight once it gets there.
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>>16340834
just keep up with your stretching and go slow when you get her, dont try slamfucking her or anything intense.
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>>16340518
look into rina big edition, you might get something good out of that.
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Hole warmers are a meme, right?
I just placed an order for some lube since I just recently ran out, and was thinking of maybe purchasing a warmer too. But then I remembered some anons here complaining about how it, while it felt quite warm and nice at first - quickly just fell back to normal temperature shortly after going at it. Putting into question if its even worth the wait of warming up their onaholes in the first place.

What do you guys think?
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>>16341077
Never used a warmer but the temperature of my ona has never bothered me. I thought about buying one since they are cheap, but sounds like more effort than it's worth. Waiting for it to warm up when you want to use it for maybe some minor difference seems like over complicating things. I just wanna lube up and get in.
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>>16341077
hole warmers are bullshit, unless you live in icy frost land you shouldnt need one.
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>>16341077

waste of money. better off putting it towards more lube.
your dick--an organ swelling with warm blood--will more than suffice after a few minutes.
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Finally broke down and bought a puni ana spdx and holy shit, brothers. I thought the skeleton was just a meme, but no this shit is the future. No other hole I've bought has felt this good on the first use, they always took a few to break in to get anywhere this good.
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>>16326631
get the R20

rings are a meme and break easily; lets not forget this is magic eyes we are talking about

wouldn't buy the lust shit-don't have

17 is smooth as fuck and nearly textureless - got meme'd into it

R20 is best girl - have
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Owning an onahole is kinda like owning a low maintenance pet.
That you fuck.
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>>16340375
It's a solid hole- very durable. But my personal favorite is still the Meiki ZXY.

I have both, and find myself using it 80% of the time.
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>>16340376
Push the air out before you penetrate it.
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>>16341077
Waiting for the hole to warm is a pain. Warm water is better if you really want to warm your hole, but it's not really necessary.
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>>16341588
I push all the air out, it usually ends up pushing my dick out and just sucking on my foreskin.
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anyone used both onatsuyu and moisty plus? if so how do they stack up to one another?
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>>16338746
>I don't remember the entrance to this thing being so tight, it literally strangles your dick.

The part at the entrance breaks after a few uses, it's not that tight after that
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>>16342895
>The part at the entrance breaks after a few uses, it's not that tight after that
authentic virginity losing action
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>>16342841
I have both. Moisty Plus is very thick that you have to thin it out with a small amount of water. It does last a good while and if you thin it well, you might be able to feel the texture on some onaholes better. Onatsuyu is really good though, not as messy as Moisty Plus.
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