You're a bat now~ You're a bean now~

>>16282330
splatoon is a horrible game

>>16282354
Your rank is showing

>>16282354
You're a horrible game

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>>16282354
This is a bean thread though.

>>16282330
The mistress is so cute.

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>>16282865
How nice of you. The mistress decided to reward you with a handpicked gift.

>>16282493
I don't like FE but damn Lucina is hella cute, she's like Chihaya but good

Natto is the most disgusting substance on earth

And a real hero.

Real human bean.

BEAN BADDY

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>>16282759

Japanese people don't like baked beans but they eat natto. What the shit.

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>>16283274
Bean Baddy keeps our streets clean from youkai.

i am uncomfortable because of beans

>>16283613
Hi Kasen

America is declining but beans are reclining, invest in bean today

Bean baddie is the cutest.

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Desist Immediately

>>16284093
Beans are enlightened you nerd

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I wonder where he went...

>>16285292
I'm here to love the lady in his place.

>>16285292
You know how CNN is supposed to play "nearer my god to thee" when the nukes are launched?
This video should be stickied on /jp/ when armageddon happens

>>16285292
who?

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>>16285862
How can we stop her?

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>>16285879
You don't

>>16282354
Its great, shit balance at first but they mostly fixed that. The problem was playing with teleporting 500hp gooks using .52s with the range of a SSP

>>16285897
Maybe to them, you are the 500hp teleporting gook using .52s with the range of a SSP

>>16285883
Ding
Dong
The witch is dead!

>>16285883

what a horrible way to go

where did this bean meam come from? also i want to stick my gungnir in dem cheeks.

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I had made this "set" a few months ago, but never got around to posting them on /jp/. I guess this is as good a time as ever. I never bothered to fix the alignment for thumbnails so eh.

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Japanese bird cooking beans (The End)

>>16286824
congrats man

>>16286824
This feels like new year

>>16286800
yo

>>16286824

I enjoyed that, thank you

Thank you for this gift of a thread.

me on the left

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>>16286763
>>16286824
Good job anon.

>>16287133
I now remember that he made a whole book about that gag

>>16286824
AMAZING

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>>16287137
But is one book enough?

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>>16286824

>>16286824
I'm proud of you my man.

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>>16286824
Very nice work, thank you.

I want to tongue Remi's bean.

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>>16288804

This is EXTREMELY LEWD please delete it!!!!!!

>>16288952
Remi is extremely lewd, so it's appropriate.

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>>16289491

Remi isn't lewd at all! Remi is cute!

>>16286824
Nice work anon.

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>>16289639
Remi is both cute and lewd.

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>>16289639
The Remimi is the most cute and sexual being in the world.

>>16289677
I wouldn't use lewd. The Remimi can be very sexy and attractive but it's never distasteful or cheap.

>>16286824
AWESOME

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>>16282330
what is the thing with Remilia and coffee beans, this one is new to me, explain

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>>16289703

This. This is very much true. Never lewd. Even when she's being sexy.

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>>16289720
>coffee
納豆です

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Paddlin' the baddy!

>>16289746
lamo i hope that slaamander likes beans

>>16289812
Flandre sure is a bully. If she needs to bully then she can bully my penis instead.

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>>16289835

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>>16285292
Don't feel sad that he is no longer here, feel happy for all the happiness and Remimi bellies he gave. He is in us, petting the cute Remi, praising the milady every day. We are all pro Remilia now.

>>16290041

Post Remi bellies anon!

>>16285292
Please for the love of god, stop glorifying tripfags.

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>>16290068
Certainly

>>16288672
That's exactly what inspired the ending.

>>16289692
Everyone stand back I'm gonna knock up Remi!!!

>>16290529
Sakuya won't allow the mistress to be defiled

>>16286824
Nice.

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>>16286824

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>>16286824

>>16286824
Nani

>>16282951
>>16282966
Merry beanmas!!!

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Can somebody explain these jokes to me? Especially the natto one.

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Ojou-sama!, Ojou-sama!, Remilia Ojou-sama!

I've been an insolent cur and I must be punished!
Please drag me across the floor like the worthless dog I am!
Please drink my blood!, insult me!, hit me!, please look down on me with disgust!.
I do not deserve to be anything more than a blood bag for you!, a living footstool!
Use my body as you please, Milady!, please abuse me to your heart's content!

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>>16293482
Thanks you too!

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A secret revealed!

>>16294425
The bean baddie lore is getting too deep for me

>>16294425
Delete this

>>16294425
Matroyshka bean

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>>16294425

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>>16294425

>>16286824
Unreal, thank you man

>>16290083
No.

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>>16286824

>>16296012
more likely

>>16293632
Someone buy all those doujinshi and scan them. I'll suck your dick dude.

>>16286824

What a ride

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>>16286824

This is the best post I've read all year

>>16296936
That anime must be double the age of the average 4chan poster these days.

>>16283353
Baked beans are fucking great.

>>16283353
They like to torture themselves with shitty food that "looks" good

>>16286824
Good job

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>>16286824
It feels alot like christmas

AFAIK natto is considered a meme food in japan anyways

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>>16286824
Wonderful.

Natto isn't really that bad, it's just a meme food because it's something you wouldn't eat if you weren't used to it. It's common for people to eat it.

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Is it okay to post this here?

>>16303047
It is okay to post even more.

>>16289692
This is wrong, her cute and sexy little sister is even cuter and sexier

>>16296012
Looks like there's room for two in there~

>>16296936
jfc I'm dying of cute overdose

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>>16303300
Flan isn't even a proper bean baddie. She has much to learn before she comes even close to her older sister.

>>16303352
Her naïvete is part of her cute girly charm

>>16303047
Yes MORE BEANS!

I want to give Remi a big, wet, adult kys!

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Merry beanmas

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I remember when I was a Flanfag years ago, cause U.N.Owen was a big thing and she was pushed everywhere. But I can't really remember when I started to like the Remimimi more. It feels like a natural process somehow. Like ones lolicon vampire tastes maturing or so. To be honest, Flan feels old and busted, it seems to be either 'lol so crazy' or 'muh 500 years in da basement'. It seems to be always the same and we don't even know that much about her in canon anyway.
On the other hand Remilia seems much more complete as a character. I can usually see something positive in all fandom depictions and there are quite a lot of them. She just has a natural charme for me. There is the wisdom of a 500 year old being, the pride, modesty and hospitality of the master of a mansion, her badassness as a powerful vampire and the whimsical and selfish requests of a bored brat. It's all a lovely package of cuteness and badassness.

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Bump for more praising the Remiry!

>>16286824
That was wonderful

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>>16312511
Why would anyone like flan

>>16319790
I like both sisters. I'd want to marry Remilia and have Flandre as little sister.

>>16312511
Oujo-samas suck.

>>16286824

woah

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>>16320940
No, they don't.

>>16321121
What's this?

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>>16321186
ＮＡＴＯ？！

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I want her so much.

>>16320940
She doesn't even have the cliche traits for ojou-samas. The ones about being clueless about the common world and being a stuck up bitch. Those are more Tenshis thing.
I'm just wondering how much of her hospitality and stuff is her acting the part of master of a mansion and how much is her genuine personality.

>>16325365
Delete this sick filth

>>16325365
Hot

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I want to pepper Remi's tummy all over with kisses!

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I cleaned a few images to use for OneeChan and I guess since I dumped stuff earlier I'll dump it here again.
I really like the bean baddie, /jp/

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That's it.

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Bean tricks

>>16327915
Remilia is a bunny!
Thank you these are cute and nice.

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Seriously, no one posted this variation yet?

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>>16329689
We did not want to take away the pleasure of posting from you.

>>16329755
That is not okay.

>>16330185
cotton ball sheepneet subspecies

>>16329755
So long, bean baddie

>>16329755
Drifting endlessly through space is one of my biggest fears.

>>16330657
That's exactly what's happening to you right now though
Are you in constant fear

>>16330670
Thank you for attempting to give perspective and potentially relieve someone if their fears.

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>>16330516
Why was the sheepneet thread deleted?

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>>16329741

>>16329755
Can you hear me Major Bean?
Can you hear me Major Bean?
ᶜᵃᶰ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵐᵉ ᴹᵃʲᵒʳ ᴮᵉᵃᶰ﹖

>>16332127
Planet Bean is blue.
And there's nothing I can do.

>>16336699
My heart.

>>16286824
naisu

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I want to lick her tummy.

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>>16341712

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I wanna love the Remilia even more this year.

>>16347401
i am going to love her even more!

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>>16347401
So do I.

>>16352570
Translate it, weebs!

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I have way too many lewd thoughts about the Remi.
I love her, but I also can't stop thinking about all the things I'd do to her in bed.

>>16352570
Having trouble believing Remilia can't afford invisible braces
>tfw the orthodontist hasta clean the blood off every 6 weeks

>>16286824
thank you for all your hard work

>>16352570
TOOTHY HAHA

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>>16286824

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>>16352570

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>>16312511
If anything it was quite the opposite for me. Everyone were telling me how Flan suck and how Remi is da best. And then I found out how Remi literally released Anthrax on Gensokyo, acts mighty despite being a brat and even Flan calls her chuuni in the book not to mention her relationship with Sakuya. I like them both but Flan is a magical girl plus her wings so she wins.

>>16355217
>plus her wings

Bat wings are the best, anon. Bat wings have lots of tiny receptors called Merkel-cells, similar to those on human fingertips but way more sensitive. They allow the bat to detect changes in the air flow around its wings and change the wing shape in response to fly as efficiently as possible.

This means Remi's wings are one of the most sensitive parts of her body. Do you not want to bully her wings until she cums?

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https://g.e-hentai.org/g/644027/a868ae38e4/
Which Sachiko is she referring?

>>16354645
That's too lewd.
Please don't lewd the lady so much.

>>16356117
the kong!

>>16344911
It doesn't feel the same.

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>>16356117

>>16355217
Can you elaborate? I'm just wondering if your points just make zero sense or it's because you are pretty bad at summarising things in a short sentence.

>>16360519
is that you kaff

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Read your beans, Patche!

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I have thought long and hard and came to the conclusion that Remi is the cutest 2hu.

>>16363988
I don't think you have any scientific proof to back up that claim.

>>16282330
Why is Remilia specifically associated with natto? Is there some kind of Japanese worldplay involved or did the artist just like her and think it would be funny?

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>>16364089

>>16364089
I'll have you know that I happen to have a cuteness detector installed inbetween my legs and that that anon is indeed correct in the Remi being the cutest 2hu.

>>16364204
Vampires as being a type of oni share their weakness of roasted soybeans, but Remilia likes fermented soybeans as they are fine that way. But I can't find the exact source for this.

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>>16360519
>>16358610
Bullying time https://g.e-hentai.org/g/947381/304d5423e3/

>>16371711
What is that?
Why is the lady getting bullied?

>>16364500
>Vampires as being a type of oni share their weakness of roasted soybeans, but Remilia likes fermented soybeans as they are fine that way. But I can't find the exact source for this.
It's a footnote in the PMiSS Vampire article.

>>16371787
Because she doesn't want to eat her peas

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>>16371787
Because there isn't sweet toothpaste anymore, only that one that stings.