Why is almost every Touhou girl such a massive bitch?

>>16270204
because they are dangerous man-eating youkai

>>16270204
Because they are women.

Sexual frustration

Don't you call my waifu a bitch.

>>16270439
your wife is my bitch

>>16270204
Ever heard of trashtalking before a sports match? That's what they do.

>>16270204
They just enjoy being smug

Because it's funny

smug banter is gensokyo's national pasttime

>>16270204
I've always wondered if there was a full picture of this

>>16270204

Because mankind adopted the decimal system.

>>16270204
If I were a cute girl I would be smug as hell too.

>>16270204
They found the doujins of themselves

>>16270527
Yes.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1140479

>>16270599
Greeting Reimu's breasts!

>>16270599
That was not what I excepted, at all.

>>16270204
I don't like this image of Reimu. It doesn't portray any of her refined and cute characteristics!

Because most 2hus are actually cranky old hags.

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>>16270901
>her refined and cute characteristics

>>16270928
Best Reimu

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Not all of them are bitches. Some of them are too good for Gensokyo.

women don't get along unless those women are lesbians

so if a character is rude, they either have the hots for you or they are not a pure maiden and want a man instead

>>16270486
>>16270490
>>16270493
This, I noticed a lot of the bitchiness actually comes from the protagonists more often than not.
In SSiB, Reimu and Marisa feel like they're two catty high school girls talking down the other girls. Or they're at least doing it to Remilia in it.

>>16271304
God I love shoes like that so much.

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>>16272107
Don't forget about Sakuya.

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>>16270204
>>16270928
I think my wife looks beautiful even when she distress or angry.

>>16270204
They're woman hehe

>>16271304
/thread

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Nice characters are boring.

>>16270204
It's actually only Reimu.

Sanae is a nice and gentle girl. Reimu is just plain evil and wicked.

>>16274478

I feel like it's more that any character portrayed with a single trait is boring. If a character is nothing more than "the cute one" or "the tsundere" or whatever archetype then of course she'll be boring.

>>16274929
Sanae is also very nice with boys. VERY nice indeed.

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>>16274958
She just cant say no to a request.

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>>16270204
What a bitch.

>>16270901
Like being about as poor as Yurika

memes that I would really prefer you stopped posting entirely:
1. Sanae is a slut
2. Yuuka is a psychopath

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>>16274958
One of these days she is going to get in trouble over it...

>>16275320
Sanae is a slut though.

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>>16274929
Sanae can be pretty harsh, too. Read her UFO dialogue (especially her A scenario). She tends to be more polite and courteous than the other playables, though.

>>16276131
UFO Sanae is full genki Sanae. That's pretty much all it is.

>>16274478
i like how you post a panel from a chapter where she doesn't exterminate the nuisance

>>16276375
She's overly eager about her first incident, yes, but that doesn't change the fact she threatened to fuck up Kogasa and Nue if they did anything remotely suspicious.

>>16276404
that's what a youkai exterminator is supposed to do, anon

>>16274947
This, desu.

>>16276433
Yes, and the point is that Sanae's not always gentle and kind. She can be harsh when the situation calls for it, just not to the extent of Reimu.

>>16275185
I've heard this only in a doujin, so I take it with a grain of salt, but in said doujin she was a god. Is there any truth to this? Or is it just fanon?

Or perhaps it'd be something odd like a youkai that turned into a god or something? Just wondering, so I don't get my shit mixed up. I've heard mixed things about her and it's a bit confusing.

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>>16276445
Being firm when needed does not make the person unkind. Hell, Sanae fancied herself as a hero in LoLK.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Legacy_of_Lunatic_Kingdom/Story/Sanae%27s_Scenario#Stage_5

At very worst, she can be called justifiably misguided in UFO - and helping resolve LoLK is pretty big, considering how serious that incident was. She's, at the very least, firmly on the nicer side of Gensokyo.

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>>16278987
Believe me, I don't view Sanae as an unkind character by any means. As everyone, she has her moments of wanting to beat others up, but she's definitely still one of the nicest characters in Gensokyo.

I'm just glad that it's not all that's to her character. I the character development she's had since MoF.

>>16279211
*I enjoy the character development she's had since MoF.
Whoops, forgot a word

The thread got turned into a long Sanae discussion...what a surprise it just happens to be Sanae like always.

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Sanae is a bitch. Gets jealous and is ungrateful when others solve incidents, judges people for drinking, and then plots revenge on them when they rightfully disrespect her back. Worst touhou, remove moriya shrine from Gensokyo.

Sanae is a Mary Sue and a forced character

>>16279284
I would not call her a Mary Sue because her personality is shit and far from perfect. But she's somewhat forced I agree.

2hu's like Eirin nearly fits the description of a Mary Sue perfectly tho.

>>16279280
Sanae did nothing wrong. Drunk people are often extremely vulgar to be around. It's more than just the callousness of an asshole or the annoyance of a bitch, drunk people are borderline animals. It's pathetic and embarrassing.

Also alcohol smells really fucking bad.

>>16279280
She's being rather irrational due to her low tolerance of alcohol here. Pretty silly.

>>16279284
>>16279299
If she pops back up in AoCM and th16 with the only reasoning being 'Moriya Shrine represent wew', then that would be pretty forced. But ZUN trades off between non-Reimu/Marisa characters, anyway.

The only one I'd say is really forced is Sumireko.

>>16279311

Alcohol has been part of human culture for thousands of years and is part of the traditional culture of Gensokyo. She has no right to butt in and judge people for drinking, especially since she's on the wrong side of history to boot.

>>16279342
The length of time people have spent doing something shitty does not diminish it's shittiness. Human beings do a lot of shit that they've been doing for thousands of years, that's not even an excuse. There's no wrong side of history, only wrong people.

Appeal to tradition is not an argument. I wouldn't stop people from doing stupid things because I simply don't have time for that, but I still think it's fucking stupid. You don't need a right to judge other people for something either.

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>>16279342

>>16279323
>The only one I'd say is really forced is Sumireko.
Why?

>>16279466
He died of getting shot in the leg artery and bleeding to death. Not alcohol.

Also, you forgot to use your spoiler text. You might spoil shit.

>>16279472
Playing a huge part in the new CoLA out of nowhere (we haven't even seen Reimu or Marisa in it yet), and popping up in other chapters of different manga consistently. She's new, but she's getting quite a bit more attention than others for some reason. Feels more forced than anything Sanae has done.

>>16279486
Don't forget that Sumireko is generally disliked by everyone which makes the feeling of her appearing everywhere even worse.

>>16279498
That's true. She's also going to appear again in AoCF, but she's not going to be the main focus, at least.

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Yamame is canonically very nice!

>>16279585
Too bad you get deathly sick just from interacting with her

>>16279447
Except nothing shitty was being done. She was just being pissy at the presence of alcohol and bitching about the choice of beverage instead of any result of it.

>>16279585
>Yamame, the earth spider I just mentioned, said her reason for joining was that "because the humans that come to the temple with their worries look delicious"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHW4oSH4RUU

>>16279486
>Playing a huge part in the new CoLA out of nowhere
You do know Kourindou deals in outside world items, right? And that Sumireko is one of the very few characters with a connection to that world, right? And that she's one of the even fewer that is known to go back and forth between Gensokyo and the outside world at will, right?

>and popping up in other chapters of different manga consistently.
She has had a grand total of TWO manga appearances that were relevant (dream bubbles and humaning away, both in WaHH). Then she showed up once more in WaHH to be laughed at, in VFiS to be a background cameo and in FS to... no wait, she didn't appear in that one at all.

If you're going to shitpost against her, at least get your facts straight.

>>16279498
>disliked by everyone
2 or 3 people shitposting =/= everyone

Is Chen a bitch? She seems like a very nice girl to me.

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Is there an explanation in the official fiction why reimu hates youkai so much?

>>16280256

She's a brat, but she's far from the worst you could run into.

I like Alice. Alice creeps people out but aside from Sanae, Kogasa or Mamizou (I think? I haven't read Forbidden Scrollery, I just know she's human-friendly) she's one of the safest touhous to meet. I want to say Reisen too but she keeps questionable company. Anyway Alice guides people out of the forest and even provides them with shelter.

>>16280303
ZUN told me youkai killed her father

>>16280256
She's a cat, not a dog

>>16280303
Won't stop bugging her when she's wanting to take it easy.

Can't take it easy when Kasen comes in to be all preachy. Or Suika's stumbling around shitfaced.

Still she was pretty chill with the Tanuki pretending to be Marisa but that might have been because she wanted a drinking buddy.

>>16278901
She is a goddess, but an extremely minor one. Reimu is probably trying to be disrespectful by calling her a youkai.

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>>16278901
She is titled as a curse goddess often, but technically she is a youkai.
A goddess in this definition is a faith-gathering entity. Hina's existence is based on curses and fear of them, she is a youkai to the core. She gathers no faith, she has no worshippers, no one believes in her benevolence, however many fear her.

>>16278901
I actually don't think the title god/goddess means much in Touhou, there's so many 2hu's that call themselves goddess that you would see a god every 5'th minute if you were in Gensokyo.

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>>16279630
From her profile:
>Her power makes everyone she meets hate her. However, she herself wouldn't inflict disease on someone without reason. She's a bright, fun-loving youkai if you get to know her, so she's popular among the youkai that live underground.

>>16279829
Please don't tell me you actually believe Byakuren's lies. It's fucking Byakuren.

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>>16283351
Funtime for other youkai, dinner for humans. What is it about man eating monsters you don't understand?

>>16280310
>and even provides them with shelter.
sluuuuuuuuuut

>>16276404
I'd do the same honestly, you can't trust youkai.

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>>16283351
She's a beast anon, not your waifu. Humans shouldn't be seeking company of man-eating youkai.

>>16272128
Why don't you marry them then, shoeboy?

If Yuuka tried to take out Reimu, would Yukari try to stop her?

>>16290615
I sure hope she's a man eater because she's gonna be eating this DICK. But seriously, don't be that guy who projects his psuedo-political masturbatory fantasies on fictional races

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>>16280303
Reimu doesn't hate anyone; she is, however, annoyed by everyone.

And it's the job of humans to fight youkai, and the job of youkai to scare humans. If they don't do that, it's bad. Follow the rules, or at least follow the REALLY IMPORTANT ones. That's Reimu's way of thinking. She goes by "the way of things"

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>>16280310
Reisen will play nice provided you haven't done anything bad to her masters.

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>>16280303
I don't think she hates anyone, but she really is suspicious about them. And doesn't help that is a shrine maiden's job to exterminate them

But that is because of the long history between youkais and humans, youkais were infamous to do nasty shit against humans, but that was before they went to Gensokyo.

And even there, youkais and humans actually have an nonaggression agreement. That's why in the games you play bullet hell and don't actually fights to kill your enemy (even so, the spellcard duel is pretty dangerous for normal humans).

So yeah, she, and every human in gensokyo have a reason to be scared or suspicious about youkais.

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"They are rage: brutal, without mercy. But you... you will be worse.

Rip and tear, until it is done."

>>16270204
Man I love bitches

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>>16290631
What are you talking about, it's a joke.

You know, because she's a youkai and youkai normally eat humans.

>>16290902
I mean you were going to die any way, why do humans care so much when they get eaten?

>>16283563
taking shelter in Alice!

How many times a day does Reimu jack off on average?

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>>16293946
Don't you mean, how long?

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>>16274478
Her usual options:
>be bored out of her mind
>remove

What do you expect her to do?

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>>16279585
She's a outcast

>>16275320
'I'll turn you into a mist of atoms <3''

Even as a 'joke' that's psychopathic

>>16296954
Pretty good read for a porn book

>>16297028
It's called banter.

Would Yamame kill me if I begged her not to?

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>>16279447

>>16298342
Idk if that means you agree or that you think you're makeing a counter point?

>>16279311
Sanae is free to leave then.

>>16270204
Most writers are loner males from broken or dysfunctional homes, are afraid to talk to women and because of this, they have no idea how to write realistic romance sub plots while telling a broader story.

When all the women in your life are your bitter mother and your angry aunts, you just don't have any clue how "that asshole chad" keeps getting all the girls. They just seem to fall at his feet without him even trying.

It means you write a bunch of Asuka like female characters.

The entire writing world is full of wooden and unbelievable romance plots because of that.

I soured early to anime because women are either unnecessary to the plot or are written as complete assholes/boring and one dimensional.

I'm sure there are a few genuinely good ones out there but I don't have time to dig through the archives.

>>16298729
That's nice, but OP was asking about something created by a guy who is happily married with two kids. Please fuck off with your desperate desire to say things everyone already knows about irrelevant subjects, and learn how to properly construct paragraphs while you're at it.

>>16298729
This is both a gross misunderstanding of ZUN and a criminal lack of understanding of Auska

>>16278901
i think it's a part of shinto point of view on godhood. just see how the gods of thunder and lightning are two ogres, there is no clear distinction between gods-youkai-whateverspiritentity. Sometime the tanuki and tengu are worshipped as gods, sometimes they are feared as youkai.

>>16279323
>If she pops back up in AoCM and th16 with the only reasoning being 'Moriya Shrine represent wew', then that would be pretty forced. But ZUN trades off between non-Reimu/Marisa characters, anyway.

If people haven't realized that Sanae is the third heroine of Touhou by now, they're never going to understand.

>>16279682
she sound just like some vegetarian looking down on you for enjoying yourself eating a nice steak
but i agree with >>16279311, maybe she just snapped due to drunk people being drunk people

>>16299170
She's in the same boat as Sakuya, Youmu, and Reisen.

>>16298342
You know, just because Reimu says something doesn't make it so. She has never been shown to be an especially wise individual herself. She's pretty much a hothead. I don't think there's anything objectively wrong with drinking in itself, but the behavior of people who do it is often incredibly irritating and repulsive.

>>16279280
Don't forget she's /jp/'s waifu and most beloved 2hu, which instantly puts her into trash tier.

>>16298729
>romance sub plots
You know how I know that you're just shitposting and/or baiting? Or that you don't even know Touhou in the first place? Or maybe you're just lost, because this is definitely not /a/.

>>16298771
Gross misunderstanding nothing; that thing isn't even remotely connected to OP's question.
Sounds more like that anon was just letting loose some steam.

>>16279486
She's Westley Crusher with tits

No one liked that little shit and Sumireko is just as bad if not worse as she hits all the checkmarks of a shitty OCs you'd expect in a western fanfic.

>>16302236
I've seen more people on /jp/ who don't like Sanae than like her, though. Her threads contain almost nothing but jokes about her and mocking her.

>>16302576
Be careful, there's a Sumirekofag on the loose who bashes anyone that criticizes the little shit.

>>16302576
>as she hits all the checkmarks of a shitty OCs you'd expect in a western fanfic.
Alright, let's see them "checkmarks of a shitty OC you'd expect in a western fanfic". That is, unless you're not just pulling this out of your ass.

>>16302658
There's a lot of negative things you can say about Sumi. Nobody is saying any of those, though. It's all just "she's bad because she's bad, mmkay".

>>16302658
>I've seen more people on /jp/ who don't like Sanae than like her, though.

Go look at the threads for those favorite character chart test shits, like 60% of this board had her in the top 3 favs. Fucking scum.

>>16304687
May I ask why you don't like Sanae? Just curious.

>>16304756
shitty luigi who stole Sakuya's place

>>16270599

>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1140479

Another disapointment to add on this Christmas eve...