Who's your mommy, /jp/? Mine is the judge.

What a coinsidence
judge is my wife

>>16259641
Hi dad

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*pat pat*

I hate momma boys on /jp/!

My mom died 4 months ago.

My dad killed himself 2 weeks later. Now I'm an orphan.

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>>16260322
You can't be orphan if you are adult

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The one and only

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>>16260539
pshh

>>16260322

My dude..

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mommy!

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I would help this old lady cross the street.

>>16260512
There is still a certain emptiness in my heart.

This is something nobody, neither child or adult should witness.

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>>16260581
That you, brother?

>>16259669
This looks like a Movie title plus tagline.

>>16259669
sauce

>>16261294
There is literally only one translated Sagume doujin.

Which mom is the one most likely to have sex with me?

>>16261294
Anon, I am thy savior
https://exhentai.org/g/817968/57d24b0fdc/

>>16261664
Alice's Mom
see>>16261368

>>16259619
You mommy memers need to go back to where you came from. This is so cringey to read.

>>16260581
Your mom is my mom as well!
And also my wife!

post the big chair one

I like mamaKong

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YUKARIN IS MY MOMMY

>>16264556
granny pls

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>>16259619
>>16259641
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>>16264579
None of you have shit on my mom.

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suwako is my mom

/jp/ is my mom

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Pick a mom.

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She looks like my real mom, too.

>>16270508
proof?

>>16270501

Yukka is my mom everyone else is my aunty

>>16270861
you have a nice mom

Why is /jp/ so mazacon?

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Komachi is my super-young mommy who got teen pregnant. Don't make fun of her.

>>16270994
It's not. It's crossies.

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Junko is my mom!

>>16271909
so... are you dead?

>>16272381
>...
end yourself

>>16271848
Not as young as this guy's mum: >>16268009

>>16271877
/jp/ has always been full of filthy mazacons.

>>16267912
your mom is a saberface

>>16272688
Holy SHIT dude u are so triggered ayy lmao

>>16273940
there's nothing wrong with that, who doesn't want to be spoiled?

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>>16273959
fight me cunt

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>>16267912
You clearly don't belong here. Why did you think it was okay to post? Just go away.

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>>16277251
You can't fool me. Your mom is seriously a saberface.

>>16277341
He's a crossie posting in a crossie thread.

>>16273940
Not like this.

>>16279020
you got me

>>16270356
that would explain why you're such a disappointment.

>>16272381
Go to hell.
That joke was shit.

>>16282892
Well certainly >>16271909 is there.

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>>16268009

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>>16260539
Your mom is my wife, dude.

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>>16259619
I'm going to marry mommy when I grow up and pour all my white pee in her to make another baby boy!

>>16289573
Mommy Satori!