I like Yuuka. Lets have a Yuuka thread.
This is reaching dangerous levels of popularity. People who don't know who yuuka is are starting to spout it.
>>16257972
I had lost my screenshot of the original post.
Thank you for sharing.
>>16258049
Ah, meant to quote >>16258006.
In any event, who here likes a happy, more normal (?) Yuuka such as >>16258049, and who prefers unhinged, unstable or otherwise insane Yuuka?
>>16258017
I used Yuuka to beat Lt. Surge since I started with Squirtle. I could never forget her.
>>16258017
It disgusts me to see Yuuka in such uncultured places
She deserves better
>>16258049
>>16258053
Or perhaps you like borderline lewdly-thick, impossible shirt-wearing Yuuka?
Yuuka? More like Yucka
>>16258073
>>16258053
Why not all three?
That's how I like my Yuuka
Thick, lewd body, seemingly happy and normal when by herself with her flowers, but secretly insane and unstable if you get close to her. Oddly unhinged at times yet still with a smile.
Hello flower Mima
>>16258017
>>16258068
What are you on about?
Should I finish PoFV?
>>16258053
I prefer my Yuuka to be a friendly and well mannered lady. The kind that will not hesitate to reduced to you a fine red fertilizer without even so much of a change in expression, even if it's just for fun.
Just a common flower
>>16257972
A Class Act full of classic elegance and old twentieth century born charm
Because it's at http://dec.2chan.net/55/res/7963869.htm now.
So what's the deal with this shirt?
>>16258049
That isn't the original. The first one was a year or so ago.
>>16258319
It's happening the same thing that happened to awoo, japanese dog, Mokou etc
/a/ has just more or less "fallen" to crossies and newfags in the last couple months. I really hope the same doesn't happen even more to /jp/ than it already has. This is one of the last boards that still manages to retain it's spirit in some perverted way.
>>16261067
/jp/ has long since fallen to crossboarders, look at all the shit waifu threads all over the place in the last week
Ironically they're idiotic /a/ refugees
>>16261067
>I really hope the same doesn't happen even more to /jp/ than it already has.
/jp/ is /2dtrash/ right now, you made a shit thread somewhere else? Don't worry, we will redirect it here and turn it into a general!
Don't worry about the people here either, since mods will just delete every pesky comment like this post!
What if i never had a happy day?
>>16261184
/jp/ fell to crossboarders four years ago. Neither that, nor the current petty fighting over scraps, should change your attitude towards trying to maintain a quality board.
All original /jp/sies were idiotic /a/ refugees once.
>>16261552
then take a day for yourself to have happy day! ' v '
>>16261567
my posting has never been anything but exquisite, thank you very much
>/jp/
>>16263536
So this is what people are talking about? Why do you people know what happens on social media? And why do you bring it to /jp/?
>>16263536
Jesus fucking Christ. I thought /jp/ would know better.
>>16258006
It's funny how the original thread got deleted in less than a hour.
>>16260487
Whoops. Next time I will actually look at the date. I think the 16 in the timestamp fucked me up.
>>16263554
There are a lot of people who harvest /jp/ memes for the purpose of sharing it with their friends on Discord or Facebook. At this point you really can't fight it, so all that's left to do is pretend they don't exist.
>>16264501
I liked it too.
>>16258017
>>16258068
>>16260588
>>16263536
>>16264605
Feels so fucking weird knowing whatever retarded shitpost you make can be turned into a product and monetized
>>16263550
Because it ends up being spammed back here in its plagiarized form by outsiders. Look at Momiji posters.
>>16264696
4chan should allow posters to file DMCA requests on behalf of content ripped off 4chan.
>>16264501
Not even sure why the fuck I am looking this up but I saw a similar post from AR15.com from March 2015 "never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy and wasnt bein buly" and then that phrase going back to 2014 /vg/.
I am going to stop now. Anyone need any Chinese food while I am out?
>>16264761
Its origins go back to arfcom of all place, huh? Life works in strange ways.
Would be nice if you could pick up some rice, though. Thanks.
>>16264841
Yeah they are a pretty diverse bunch. They frequently pop up in searches from anything from channer bullshit to obscure music. Kinda like bodybuilding.com.
Will do on the rice.
>>16264761
>>16264841
2 seconds in the archive and 5 in ms paint c'mon
>>16264841
forgot
Getting this thread somewhat back on track, kemonomichi/zazenbeat seems to be excited for AoCF. He thinks flowers=yuuka. Maybe if Yuuka does return he'll draw touhou again?
>>16264906
That would certainly be very good news.
What exactly do we know about AoCF so far, anyway?
>>16264906
From bottom (of zznbt's tweets)
>New project? Hayai!
>There's the new character Mima theory, but simply put Yuuka might come. (I think that's it)
>Eeeh Yuuka will definitely come soon, right?
>>16264912
All of what we know is on the wiki pretty much, I guess we'll have to wait until comiket or reitaisai for more information.
>>16263536
i found u christmast gift
>>16264761
>Anyone need any Chinese food while I am out?
Yeah dudester, would ya pick me up some cold sesame noodles?
>>16258185
How many people did she kill before going to gensokyo
Yuuka is cute
Just because Yuuka has the sickest banter in all of Gensokyo and likes to bully others a little doesn't make her a psychopath or murderer. I hate this secondary meme where she's depicted as insane.
>>16277212
this
>>16277212
This. If Yuuka is insane it's only in the ways that youkai are insane. She's very old, very strong, and a total dick to people, not a violent lunatic.
Sleepy Yuuka = best Yuuka
>>16278418
Patrician taste
>>16278418
Best taste
>>16278826
fucking kill yourself gaylord. I like futa as much as any other sensible man yet you should still keep this stuff for /d/.
>>16279011
>I like futa as much as any other sensible man
Not at all?
>>16279011
>I like futa as much as any other sensible man
>>16279011
>thinking any sensible man likes futa
You are making me sad
>>16278826
those are some BIG balls
>>16279035
>>16279073
>>16279089
Futa is basically vanilla at this point. Fucking futafags are everywhere.
>>16279011
Fuck you, I'm NOT a sensible man and I barely accept futa and only if the artist is otherwordly good at it.
You are sicker than me and I'm glad about it.
No clic
>>16279089
Who are you quoting though?
>>16279247
I think satori was just reading his mind and summarized his thoughts for us.
>>16279247
his sarcastic thoughts
can we get some yuuka pics here i only have like 500ish pictures in my folder while other friends have like 1k of their favourites
>>16282144
Here, have this picture of Yuuka
You may add it to your collection
>>16264657
Who has a twitter page of Momiji shoving a candy cane up her ass?
>>16257972
sooo what was her main gimmick? wasn't she scary or something?
>>16282181
Don't get it wrong, that's not Momiji
It's Memeji
>>16279132
KING OF PAIZURI
>>16284786
*queen
If I had to live with anyone in Gensokyo it would have to be Yuuka. She isn't unstable like the rest and I'd actually love to help out in the garden.
>>16284837
this
>>16282177
thank hav a happy day
im still sat here wondering when Yuuka's actually gonna pop up in-game or in the print works again
He found his release inside the birthing canal of a 9 year old girl practicing gymnastics. He then knew there was hope in this economically depressed area and retreated back to his truck camper where he would rest and drive on to the next town in the morning.
>>16285367
You took this from somewhere? It's quite nice, wouldn't be out of place in some snobby flash fiction competition.
>>16285417
Only my mind bub. I would like to have it adapted to a graphic novel but that would never happen. It's loosely based on my 1997 trip out west after college.
>>16285432
Chin up.
reminder that Yuuka is my wife
>>16284799
King (female)
>>16285432
You fucked a 9yo in a truck camper during a road trip?
i rember hapy day
I'm not going to say it, but did that really just happen?
>>16287012
/jp/ is expecting? I hope it's a girl!
>>16285822
Your wife is my paizuri slave, dude.
is this a Fuckin' Ridin' Kuso Bitch
U S C! U S C!
I want Yuuka to pour oil all over her fat tats and give me a HECKIN' good paizuri for hours on end until I finally empty my sore, aching balls all over her face and breasts1
>>16290472
>"Natural Sadistic Queen?" Or maybe "Sadistic Destroyer?" It's about time I get another legendary alias...
>I can't wait!
>>16271803
A few hundred thousand.
>>16287012
what happen
>>16257972
Can't remember any happy days desu
>>16293988
>desu
fricking weebs
https://youtu.be/C4gaWY5THh4
Yuukas themes are so good.
>>16291682
we get signal
You see that space right there?
That's my home.
That's were I'm going to live and die.
Sachiko's thread is gone and now i have no happy days.
>Yuuka moves to a cottage on an overlook by the sea
>it's now called theYuuka-tan Peninsula
>>16264657
>nimetön.png
>>16306280
>>16306280
Yuuka has a pair of big, fat, soft presents for you!
>>16312132
She is Hina
>>16312524
same shit, just cum on those cow tits already
>>16297034
that's sad
>>16297034
I wish I could crawl in her armpit and die.
POWER
OVER
SPEED