Wouldn't you just want to ____ a fairy?

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>>16196945
Exterminate

>>16196945
Luna's chestnut mouth...

I only want Star-chan, you guys can have the other two!

i wonder how fairies smell like

>>16196945
Tell me about Luna! Why does she have a chestnut?

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>>16196945
I want to marry all the fairies!

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>>16197058
I'll be gentle.

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>>16197012
>>16196945
Do you think the opening of Luna's vagina is also chestnut-shaped?

>>16196972
Sunny-chan is mine!

But who gets Luna-chan?

>>16197096
Are you triying to give me a boner? Because you did it.

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>>16197106
Me.
We will drink coffee and read books together.

>>16197125

gay

Luna > Cirno > Creampiece > Daiyousei > Star >>>> Sunny

Let's discuss our favorite/least favorite fairies.
My list, from most liked to least (although there are no fairies (or touhou characters in generals) I actively DISLIKE (with the possible exception of the raccoon)):
1. Big fairy
2. Lily White
3. Star Saphire
4. Cirno
5. Luna Lovechild
6. Fairy maids
7. Sunny Milky Tits
(7.5). Kurolily
8. CP
9. Cirno
10. Regular generic fairies

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>>16197281
You posted Cirno twice

1. Luna
2. Star
3. Sunny
4. Lily White
5. Cirno
6. Creampiece
7. Dai-chan
8. Zombie fairy
9. Generic fairies
10. Maido fairies

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Fairies are for using as an onahole!

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>>16197125
That's my boner. Give it back!

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>>16197552
Form a line people. There are enough boners for everyone.

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>>16196945
empty my semen into?

yes

>>16196945
tickle
They're so cute, fun, and charming, how could I not want to?

>>16196990
Probably like dirt

>>16197281
You posted Cirno twice you fucking baka

>>16197966
newfag

>>16197026
>marrying an onahole

>>16197995
That's not how it works my dudester, you are supposed to reply with something along the lines of "dude, your wife is my onahole", and NOT misuse the quote function

>>16197281
1. Lily, Sunny, the fairies holding sunflowers
2. Cirno, themed fairies (zombie, maids, etc)
3. Other fairies
4. Clownpiece

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>>16196945
be

>>16198469
I wonder how many people injure themselves trying to do that bar flip thing every year.

>>16198599
2

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Star is canon lewd fairy.

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>>16198705

>They come in various shapes, but many of them are humanoid with wings like those of insects like butterflies and dragonflies.
There are non-humanoid touhou fairies?

>Their height is uniformly small, from the degree where they can fit in the palm of one's hand, up to the size of a child below ten years of age.
>Also, an individual fairy is short-lived
>Even if they suffer large injuries so that their bodies are in pieces, they heal immediately.
>you can freely vent your anger on it since they're not very strong.

Have you ever really thought of that? The humans in Touhou regularly beat and kill (things similar in statue to) small children for playing pranks on them.

>Since they spring forth from nature, they do not leave children, as it would be unnecessary in the first place.
Is this true, or wiki fanon?

>>16198887
>The humans in Touhou regularly beat and kill (things similar in statue to) small children for playing pranks on them.
What? This can't be true at all.

>>16198911
If the fairies are the size of kids and humans regularly take their frustrations out on them, then are they not killing (things the size of) kids?

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>>16197281
1. Luna
2. Sunny
3. Star
4. Clownpiece
5. Cirno

the other fairies are all unranked, because they are not characters

Lily is pretty funny, though.

Also Star > Sunny in "I want to fuck" rankings.

>>16198911
>>16198926
I mean think about it. They know the fairies are immortal, so imagine they're just writing something and they sit down their brush to go take a sip of tea or something and when they turn back their paper has ink all over it and a tiny fairy is laughing. By now they're used to fairies and their immortality, so don't you think it'd be natural to them to grab the fairy, crush it with their hand and then slam it face first into the table and drag for good measure? The fairy will just get up, fully healed, and fly away laughing anyway.

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>>16198887
>>you can freely vent your anger on it since they're not very strong.
>
>Have you ever really thought of that? The humans in Touhou regularly beat and kill (things similar in statue to) small children for playing pranks on them.
that isn't the case

Akyuu does (beat them, probably not kill them), because Akyuu is in fact kind of a smug dick (she also places bets on fairy fights and generally insults them/other youkai/people). I imagine most humans wouldn't even be in places with lots of fairies, because those places tend to be dangerous. Accounts of fairies in Akyuu's book are like..."I saw that fairy, yeah" or "I think a fairy tricked me"or "I poked that fairy with my dick and she got scared"

>>16196945
go balls deep?

Enslave and deliver to Alice's fairy Rape dungeon

>>16199026

Nope. Go balls first.

>>16196945
bankroll

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>>16198911

The humans in Gensokyo are 19th century savages who probably use fairies as a renewable source of meat. Why do you think they were locked inside the border?

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>>16199787

>Savages

Go away Yumemi, you aren't even canon anymore.

>>16198928
I want Cirno to play pranks on my cock using her tomboyish feet!

>>16198911
For a fairy "playing pranks" could mean making you fall off a cliff and die, so the reaction is appropriate, considering that it doesn't actually have any lasting consequence

>>16199947
She's canon in my heart!

>>16199787
If you eat a fairy, do you stay full forever?

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>>16196945
Enslave

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>>16200971

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care for

fairy pretty

>>16200981
Do you have the panel with the phone?

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god I just want to force myself inside a fairy as she squirms in enjoyment from my big human penis.

she would become addicted to human cock and would keep coming back every night to have me flood her tiny pussy and womb with my filthy NEET cum

>>16196945
Fairies wearing sheer dresses but with panties should be a crime.

fairy boobie

>>16201138
She wouldn't go back to you. She'd probably go off to find bigger cock, nerd.

>>16201191
wow bullying?!

>>16201147
Are you the sequel to the mating press guy?

Man, I wish the fairies were my little sisters.

>>16197256
Change Sunny and Luna's places and I'm okay with that chart.

>>16201352
>one guy

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i want to hug Luna so badly

>>16201441
I want to give Luna corrective surgery for her cleft palate!

>>16201462
Fairies don't need surgery! Nature makes them perfect!

>>16201474
Luna is clearly the exception! She is dumber than the rest, addicted to coffee and deformed!

Why are fairies so sexual

>>16201558
Why is water wet

Does sex make fairies??

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>>16201480
She is just like me!

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Fairy butt.

>>16201720
There's something wrong on that picture but I can't figure it out

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>>16201700
Proper fairy butt.

>>16201700
>>16201774
Where wings?

>>16201733
It's pretty obvious, Star has no wings in that pic

>>16201774
I want to slap that

>>16198928
Wait, Daiyousei is actually referred as Daiyousei in an official artwork?

>>16203117
That's not official, where did you get that idea?

>>16203290
It's by Hirasaka Makoto, isn't that a scan from the manga?

I feel like killing myself because I'll never know the joy of filling up a fairy's womb with my semen. What's the point in life if I'll never be able to achieve happiness through the insemination of a fairy?

>>16203393
It's an art book that never got properly scanned apparently.

Loads of artist made 2hu arts and mini profile. Completely unofficial, but Hirasaka Makoto and Harukawa Moe participated in it.

>>16196945
Employ a fairy?

That's how you get your store robbed by your employees.

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>>16197534

Google, iqdb, and exhentai gave no hits

Source ''kudasai``

>>16203559
https://exhentai.org/g/982192/38f66ce600/

>>16203559
why is she potbellied?

>>16201441

She does look pretty cuddly.

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>>16203609

>Stomach deformation

>>16197534
No way, the fairies get clothes-on fuckings!

>>16200862
Correct

>>16203661
Because it looks "childish". Something to do with some condition kids get.

>>16203661
It's just baby fat.
I want to cum on her round belly.

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>>16203441
Why is life so cruel?

>>16203833
Seeing the silhouette of your dick though her is the best!

>>16203833
It's an onahole-fairy genre comic. What do you expect?

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Cirno gets frogged

>>16203393
>>16203482

It was an extra from the 2015-9 issue of Comptiq which was probably why it went under the radar.

>>16205985

I'd frogger.

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You'll never have a fairy as a house wife.

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>>16212061
End me.

>>16212061
Thank god for that, if the SDM maids are anything to go by, she'd be useless as anything but being an onahole, and I don't need her living with me to use her like that

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>>16212061




>>16212283
But then you'd miss on cuddling her soft pudgy fairy body in bed!

>>16212410
>But then you'd miss on cuddling her soft pudgy fairy body in bed!
I can do that without having her around being a hyperactive brat 24/7, I just have to make her drink enough to pass out

>>16209205
But you barely even know her!

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Why is her belly so arousing?

>>16216258
it's not

But anons, it won't fit.

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>>16222057

>>16222135

don't kid yourself

>>16216258
Why is her chestnut so arousing?

>>16212260

How about we end each other? I'll bring the helium tanks, you bring the hoses and bags.

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>>16225644
Sounds good.

If a fairy died while you were having rough sex, would she heal around your dick and get you stuck?

>>16233384
That's the ideal.

>>16233384

Now that's my fetish.

>>16222135
Fairies are stretchy by nature. Don't worry.

>>16196945
hold tenderly?