Why should I buy her newspaper over the bunbun thingy?

>>16171124
For the full-page Hatate spreads.

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She might end up came whoring herself someday.

>>16171124
or else she would commit sudoku

Hatate's already tried everything, she wrote the most sensationalist titles, offered used panties as a bonus for subscribing, but still NO ONE is buying her newspaper!
She's so desperate that with just a small push you might be able to coerce her into offering something more "physical" for your patronage...

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>>16171413
Who the hell would want to do anything with this dirty tengu?

>>16171348
This guy draws way too perfectly.
I wish his doujinshi were longer though.

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Unwashed neet crowslut

>>16171413
Alright, I'll buy 10 copies if she punches me in the belly.

>>16171413
Jokes on you. I've been her ONLY subscriber for years and I still find cute how she hide love letters to me in her articles.

>>16171413
Sorry, I'm saving myself for the superior crow tengu.

>>16172008
Lord Tenma?

What is Hatate's appeal...? The only thing good that came out of her design is Hata-tan

>>16172175
Unwashedness, frumpyness, sleeplessness

>>16172175
Twintails
Short skirt
high tights
Flat chest
Pure hard working girl

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>>16172175
Big, stinky ass

>>16172175
Missing textures

>>16171124
They've got flaws and complementary positives. Get them both.

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Perflat Hatate or big hatates?

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>>16172437
Any will do, but I prefer modest to big.

>>16172291
Jesus Christ that's a really fat pussy

>>16172481
Gym sock

>>16172175
She's the underdog.
She's wanting to be able to beat Aya.
She's got a neat power above all else
DEM TWINTAILS

Hello Joseph Joestar.

>>16173571
So I can finally fap to him and it NOT Being gay?!
Nice

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>>16173748
Hatate would probably be really distressed by people fapping to her.

>>16173780
But she'll watch anyway.

>>16173780
But I thought her power worked on grabbing other photos instead of being true remote viewing like Hermit Purple.

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>>16173813
That's right. It would still freak her out.

>>16173988
Why the hell would she take pictures of you fapping?!

Unless you're one of them weirdos who takes pictures of yourself fapping.

And why would she search 'Fat NEET masturbating' anyhow?

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>>16174007
I'm not talking about pictures, anon, just the knowledge that people jerk off to her.

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Hatate just wants to feel loved!

>>16174904
Too bad, all she is getting is rough anal sex and me screaming Aya's name as I climax

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>>16175698
Don't forget to squeeze that pretty little neck of hers when you do.

>>16176887
I want that bra.

>>16171413
When I worked as a grading assistant in college, one girl with awful grades offered sex in return for pass

it was awkward but at least I won't die a virgin

>>16183920
Were you both cute?

>>16183955
Nah, not really. In my opinion she was kind of cute, but that's mostly because she was chinese which activated my weeb yellow fever trap card. If I had to describe her, her face was round and kinda chipmunky. Her body made up for it (hers was actually very similar to Hatate's body in >>16172437), but that could just be the fact that prior to fucking her I had never actually seen an IRL naked girl.

I'm your stereotypical asocial neckbeard.

I want Hatate to kill herself while I rape her butt