Help translate plz

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The

He says all of his family died in the tsunami.

>>16150789
Pleasure

>>16150808

Of

>>16150786
I understand.
You are asking if I have family or friends near Fukushima right? Yes, I do.
They are dead.

>>16150889
being

>>16151016
cummed

>>16151044
outside

>>16150981
>Yes, I do.
>They are dead.

Here, don't talk nonsense.

>>16150981
there was an effort

>>16151064
ya'll

>>16151305
>>16151397
Welcome to /jp/, where we always give real translations. Enjoy your cumming inside.

>>16151459
lol thx XD

>>16150786
It says they lost a family member in the earthquake.

Warning: Only 1 year of JP studies.

いえ、理解しています。
"No, I understand."

福島の近くに住む家族や友人は居ますか？
"Do you have any friends or family near Fukushima?"

とういう質問ですよね居ません。
?????
"I'm not trying to bombard you with questions."?
"That's the question."?

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>>16151595
What does とういう mean?
という？

>>16150786
no, i understand.

you're asking if i have family or friends living near fukushima right?

no one is there

>>16151601
Noobs messing up translations is always funny to see.

>>16151601
mada mada dane

>>16151601
Hit those books more.

>>16150786
Ask on DJT over at /a/.

>>16150786
/jp/ is not your personal translation service.

>>16151761
DJT now resides on /int/

>>16151775
What the fuck?

>>16151610
they just typo'd という

>>16151613
this anon is correct, op

>>16151613
kek nice try

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>>16151601
>1year
Have you been neglecting your reps, anon?

>>16151868
>NO anki NO!
This is how I feel every midnight.