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Why didn't Remilia come to Suika's party?Vampires are weak to s(t)ake.
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Did you hear about the outsider who tried to explore the Forest of Magic?He was destroyed!
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Bakc to /v/ with you.>>16136605
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What did Junko give to her son for Christmas?
Nothing.Her son is dead.
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Why is Junko obsessed with purity?Because she can never get hers back. She's used goods. Pure SLUT.
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Why did the Lunar Capital survive in LoLK?Because Junko is a PURE incompetent failure.
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Who's the maddest character in the current 2hu lore?The used goods who can't protect her son.
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Why did Hecatia participate in LoLK?Because the son got shot down.
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Want to hear a joke?touhou
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What did Yukari do after graduating high school?She took a gap year.
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>>16137013
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>>16137038
what is wrong with you
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What is Koishi's favorite band?Third Eye Blind.
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Why did Youmu cry?BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING DORK
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These are all horrible. They are so awful. I've never seen 'jokes' this bad before. They make a completely normal sentence without a shred of comedy seem like the best joke in the world in comparison. They aren't even not funny, they are negative funny. They cause comedy to evaporate. Whatever the negative form of laughing is, they cause that. If the creators of these jokes aren't suffering unspeakable brutal torture for the rest of ever it's a 100000000% proof that a kind god does not exist. The best proof for fedora foppers is right here. All the worlds insults are not enough for them. Hitler, Stalin and other mass murderers are nothing compared to these crimes. If aliens came to earth to help us, they would fuck off right away after seeing this garbage, and if we are lucky destroying this planet. I can proof right now right here, that the creators of these jokes don't have a shred of moral sense. The proof is these posts, cause anyone with a single big of moral capacity would have killed themself years ago if their brain had been capable for unholy messages like these. I started believing in satan, cause this fucking proofs otherworldly evil to exist. I'm now wondering how to banish myself into nothingness, cause the thought of the slighest possibility that my memory survives after death is unbearable torture. I'm sure nothing can top this, we have reached the absolute low.
I hope these fucks die.
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>>16137284
Mamma mia!!! It looks like we have an Italian here.BECAUSE PASTA COMES FROM ITALY
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>>16137284
Why did our culture disgust the extraterrestrials?BECAUSE IT WAS ALIEN TO THEM
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Why did Mokou climb the mountain?So she could see the Houraisan!
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What nationality is Seiga?Mexican.
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What's Orin's favorite day of the week?Satorday
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How much fish did Kisume buy at the market?A bucketfull.
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Why is Shiki such a good cook?He knows exactly where to cut the food.
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>>16137533
Hey this one aint half bad
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>>16137724
More like Caturday :-DD
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Yamame, Nue and Remilia walk into a bar. Yamame orders a glass of water, Nue a beer, and Remilia orders nothing.
The three sit at a table and begin drinking - except Remilia, who remains quiet and isn't drinking anything.
Finally, Yamame, being as curious as she is, asks Remilia why she hasn't ordered a drink. To which Remilia, smiling impishly, replies:____________________________You just lost the Game.
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>>16138240
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Knock, knock.
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>>16138469
who's there?
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>>16138471
Certainly not Junko's son
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>>16138471
Which two.
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>>16138564
Which two who?
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>>16138682
wch 2hu wud u fuq
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What's Yamame's favorite sweet?
ヤマアメ.
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>>16139558
I want to taste Yamame!
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>>16138469
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>>16138469
>>16138471
>>16138564
>>16138682
>>16138717
This is so awful but so good.
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Why didn't Sacchin cross the road?
SHE WAS TOO BUSY SLEEPING IN HER CARDBOARD BOX
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your resume
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>>16141985Your social life
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How are bad electronics and a futa SDM doujinshi similar?
They're bothMaid in China
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>>16143012
You're just reposting jokes from the last thread.
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>>16143012
>>16138717
>>16139558
That's old material.
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>>16143087
>>16143117
it's still pretty cute though
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>>16137013
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good jokes my man
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In Gensokyo people who work hard are usuallyAchy
The reason why Unzan is so buff is because at his previous job he wasUntzan
Why Wriggle?Because boys cannot ''wiggle wiggle wiggle''
What is favorite phrase of lazy stoned Komachi?Yaaa man...
Do you need areasonto prepare sometea?
Why did Okuu cross the road?!TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
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This thread is a pale shadow of the last one.
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>>16149169
And the last one wasn't even that good.
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>>16137021
I can say the same for the watatsukis
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>>16149169
But this is alive, different of the Junko son.
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How Cirno feeling today?She's on Cloud 9!
What did the drunk Tenshi say to Iku at the green light?Ikuzzzggggooooo.
What's Eirin's favorite cereal?Reisen Bran
Where is Orin taking Yoshika?SIX FEET UNDER AT THE DUBYA DUBYA E THIS SATURDAY TONIGHT AT 8
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kuso thread
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>>16138240
Fucker.
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>>16143087
I just joined last month so that's fine with me.
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Why does everyone hate Junko?
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>>16155007
Because they don't understand the feeling of loosing someone that important. I love Ran-sama, but I also want Junko to be happy.
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>>16137720
Caught me off guard.
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