How would you react if this Greater Fairy confessed to you?

>>16126352
Time to get the Agent Orange, the napalm, and the chemical waste from the nearest chemical plant.

Paizuri from mune-ga-daichan.

I'd beat her up and take her bombs.

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Not my favorite fairy, but I would give her a womb kissu anyway.

>>16126352
Confessed to her, too.

I'd tell this meme character to stuff it

Sorry, I don't date midbosses. I still have some standards.

>>16126352
*unzips dick*

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paizuri from the big fairy!

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Put it in

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>>16127531
Gonna need a bigger fairy!

>>16126752
Lily and Shizuha are great girls. Are you saying you wouldn't date them?

Beg to sniff her butt

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Confirm reflective properties.

Wield.

Use as shield.

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>>16126352
Looking at Dai makes me smile. I like Dai.

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Fairies are all born from an aspect of nature, right?

What do you think Daiyousei was born from?

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Hug fairy.

Shock and disbelief cause I'm ugly

>>16131000
Disease, plague, and rot

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>>16131446
Doubtful. Dai is too pure to be born of such things.

>>16126352
"HOLY SHIT FAIRIES ARE REAL"

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>>16131514
Oh how little you know of Big Fairy

She would destroy you and not even think twice

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>>16126352
Can Cirno play too?

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>>16126352
I would assume it's the setup for some mean-spirites fairy prank and decline out of suspicion. I'd then assure myself that not even a relatively simple and innocent fairy would have an honest interest in someone like me.

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>>16128133
Bigger fairy!

>>16126352
Tell her that she's the worst Windows midboss, along with the nameless spirit in TD Stage 1.

Try to work out if she understands the romantic and sexual implications of what she's saying. She is, after all, just a fairy.

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She's closed her eyes and seems to be waiting for something!

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>>16132230

>>16126352
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60031870

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Daiyousei has baked you a cake!

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Shhh

The fairy is sleeping.

>>16126352
It all depends on what she has the want to confess to me to, and whether I am in a position to help/hinder her in any way, shape or form.

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>>16136906
She's confessing that She killed Mufasa

>>16133441
>green cirno
Anon, that's clearly fairy Yuuka.

"God, the Father of mercies, through the death and resurrection of his Son has reconciled the world to himself and sent the Holy Spirit among us for the forgiveness of sins; through the ministry of the Church, may God give you pardon and peace, and I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit."

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>>16132912
Here you go!

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>>16137396

>>16139028
Amen

Mating press her into the ground.

>>16140510
Unlimited Kuso Works.

fuck the shit fairy

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>>16143332
Ok, but what about Dai?

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>>16126352
"Not unless you were the last girl in Gensokyo."

>>16145669
That can be arranged.

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But daiyousei is a tiny little fairy!

>>16126352
I'll tell the police what she did!

>>16151118
There are no police in Gensokyo

>>16153687
Lucky Marisa.

>>16153687
What about Kotohime?

>>16162012
She's just a weirdo.

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>>16153687
they also have a rather interesting Stipendiary Magistrate too, tough she works a strict beat.

>>16128476

This. It's important to get a source of reflection before DL 15, at the very least, and Minetown doesn't always pony up.