Kantai Collection -KanColle-

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France ttan

>>16115351
Acute.

>>16115351
Is that Akira?

>>16115351
Is that a new artist, Fujikawa or did Akira actually try?

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>>16115351
Enhance, and it actually looks like Akira. This is bullshit.

>>16115389
No bullying Akira. She took out time from drawing abyss to draw a cute new girl.

>>16115357
>>16115389
I'm too retarded to live, but who did Akira draw before?

>>16115291
>news not updated

>>16115396
abyssal ships, mizuho

>>16115402
>Mizuho
Sacre bleu!

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>Akira ship
Is she secretly Re, just like Mizuho is AV Hime?

Is Re finally going to show up in an event?

>>16115389
Kotobuki Minato would be the perfect role for her.

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I spy a Pola seasonal.

>>16115414
Akira didn't design Re, Re was designed by the guy who designed all the mob abyssals like Wo.

>>16115420
>shilling a fucking overpriced wine
Is there anything they haven't shilled yet?

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>>16115351
>not Fujikawa
>not Parsley
>not Amamiya
>not even UGUME, drew, or Kuro

Why?

>>16115442
>>16115395

>>16115442
My fucking sides, did he plan her left hand for future umbrella use from the very beginning?

>>16115445
>She took out time from drawing abyss

That's the problem. Akira is the bully here.

>>16115449
>he

>>16115450
There's nothing wrong with drawing the enemies. She give us something sexual to go crazy over.

>>16115442
I'm still clinging to hope it's Fujikawa, the pupil looks similar to Akashi and it is a blurry image. Who am I kidding?

>>16115442
Akira's a great artist, just lazy. Who knows how much she actually got paid to make those seasonals.

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She looks so plain.

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>>16115389
>not digging in 2ch for a better pic

>>16115483
It's a flat surface for planes, a seaworthy hull, and a bridge what were you expecting.

>>16115492
Is that really Akira? Her skin's not yellow/green enough.

>>16115492
Disgusting hair.

>>16115492
She looks like a younger Katori

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>>16115492
She reminds me of Rin.

>>16115492
I really hope that's just ribbons and not her hair being dyed.

>>16115500
Patriotic hair.

>>16115497
You say that like Mizuho's CGs aren't (most probably) a silly meme the devs decided to force.

Cute Hair!

>>16115351

>beaujolais-villages nouveau 2016
>10 Euros already overpriced wine because frog shit

I want to know at how much they are selling it there for all the giggles.

>>16115492
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>>16115389
>all serif fonts
>year that big
>le double rim border meme
>THAT shade of golden
>bottom is off-centered because one illustration obviously outweighs the other
>they put the heavy illustration next to the fucking logo
Whoever did this was trash as a designer.

>>16115492
It's pretty funny, but after trying to see if she has any matching characteristics with Akira's designs, I found out that Akira does not like to draw ears at all.
She does seem to share the very pointy chin that Akira does put in his designs though.

>>16115492
Looks pretty cute.

People who went to the wine Festival have noted that Commandant Teste's introduction line was played there. So everyone who got went to drink got first dibs on her voice.

People described her Japanese to be "raw"

So... Uchida Shuu or maybe a new forgien seiyuu like her? Hard to tell unless someone attended the show.

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>>16115539
I've never heard of the winery before, not sure if it is even real.

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>>16115544

It's Japan, they know shit about wine. They are selling a fucking supermarket wine here as if it were an awesome thing. Nevermind 10 Euros, you can find it at supermarkets for 5 Euros.

I just want to know at how much they are selling there already. Looks like the frogs are smart enough to know how stupid nips are since they export most of the production (7 million of the total 30 million bottles last year) to Japan).

>>16115560
>New Foreign Seiyuu
YES
/jp/ BTFO

>>16115563

No, this is real, I can tell you that. This wine is produced north of Lyon near the alps and it's one of the first new wines to come out of the barrels (only 6 months being matured).

http://www.linternaute.com/homme/art-de-vivre/1246931-beaujolais-nouveau-la-date-2016-est-arrivee-que-vaut-cette-cuvee/

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>>16115483
Do you want her in camoflage colors?

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>>16115572
>naive fan may actually pay these prices just because they slapped the KanColle logo on it

>>16115566
Pretty sad when even the US, who we made fun of all the time, has been learning more about wine.
Then again I think Japan prides themselves on Sake anyway and even exports it.

>>16115572
HAHAHA OH WOW

>>16115291
>No updated news
You messed up OP.

>>16115418
No
Please be Sakura Tange

>>16115607
It's Tenge, dipshit.

>>16115604
>>16115362

From twitter people who joined wine event said CV of Testo chan speaks French well. But not good at Japanese

What the..

>>16115636
Foreign Voice Actor? Lucky French.

>>16115636
Do the Nips even know what good French sounds like?

>>16115636
YES

>>16115639

I'm willing to bet it's going to be this. They barely know how good eglish sounds like, much less they are going to know french.

Inb4 frog Seiyuu is from Quebec

>>16115653
So chances are its actually may not even be good.

>>16115653
>Japanese think the VA is good at French/bad at Japanese
>She's actually just racist

>>16115653
You mean Seira Kagami? She's part French-Canadian but I don't think she's active anymore (or speaks French for that matter).

>>16115483
What you wanted her to be a piece of shit like Ranger or Ryuujou. Or did you want a open hangar carrier?

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New possible seaplane torpedo bomber looks sexy as hell

>>16115572
Well it is more like a collectors item, doubt anyone who buys it would buy it to actually drink it.

>>16115704
Looks like shit, Zuiun is better.

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>>16115708

Shut up Hyuuga.

>>16115704
Nice clown pontoons

>>16115728
What an elegant looking drunk.

>>16115728
I'm glad one of the Italians could become popular.

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>>16115728

C-cute!

>>16115736

Which is somewhat bittersweet since mediterraneans aren't drunkards. North of the alps, though...

>>16115728
Pola please, Zara is really getting worried.

>>16115728
Nice.

>>16115704
I want to ask the frogs, since I can't read the French version of the page: How's this plane's service record? English page a shit, doesn't tell me jack shit other than the bare essentials.

>>16115728
damn I love Pola

>>16115749
It's shit.

>>16115728
wtf I love pola now

Why is Zara so shit?

>>16115757
She's not. She is just plain compared to her sister.

>>16115566
It's even more depressing when you realise that intra-Japan, there's already a reasonably decent wine scene.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_wine

But no, they go for the lousy franchised shit instead.

>>16115757
she's ok but her sister is just way better

>>16115757
Because her default CG is horrid and her personality is her being a worrywart buzzkill. Not like the others are any better.

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6 FUCKING TRIES

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>>16115716
>>16115704
Looking at the specs it's pretty underpowered compared to more modern bomber planes, but I guess that's fine since it was filling such a niche role. Also after the war there were some fitted with a 1700 hp Junkers engine, almost double that of its stock one. Apparently. hey were really sturdy planes.

>>16115771
So they really are shittier than Zuiun?

>>16115492
>Posh Kancolle event
>Just stick a cheap sticker on a wine

Man, Kancolle is getting desperate and desperate on their collab' lately

>>16115779
People it this shit up anyways.

>>16115770
>suijou
What.

>>16115779
>Kancolle is getting desperate
They've been pulling this shit since 2013.

>>16115776
that shouldn't surprise you considering the Japs were pretty much the only one to really develop seaplanes beyond the simple recon role. Also they were built much earlier

>>16115779
Its sad to call such a lazy effort a collector's item.

>>16115779
>Kancolle
>small c

>>16115770
>Bm7

Nope.

>>16115776

They were advanced by euro standards. Remember, Bismarck got rekt by swordfishes.

>>16115776
You are comparing a french plane made in the 30s(first flight 1936, introduced in 1938) to a plane made in the 40s(First flight 42 Introduced 1944) , considering the rapid development of aircraft of course the latter would be better.

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>>16115770
>Kamikaze

>>16115762

One thing is having wine production and another is knowing how to make a good wine. Every good winery has its own secrets and techniques to produce wine so it's not as simple as you think.

>>16115572
Should I?

>>16115792
Yurop was known for it's land based planes. Very good land based planes. Murrica was all rounder. Japan had the best seaplanes.

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>>16115706
Think you all missed the part about these being ticket prices to a concert, with the wine being a take home present

>>16115807
If you already have a shit load KanColle merch sure.

You get a Wine glass and a clear file and the bottle.

>>16115809
>concert
What a waste of money. I might as well just pay that amount for the wine.

>>16115809
Yeah, a recital of some sort. It's an event and those are not cheap unless you win a lottery.

>>16115809
Doesn't seem worth it.

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>>16115291
I M A G I N A T I O N

>>16115816
>those are not cheap unless you win a lottery.
Are you talking about scalpers?

>>16115803
>so it's not as simple as you think.
That explains why there are no good wines.

>>16115828
>moscato
>bad

>>16115803

Well, yeah. But unless either of us has been through enough wine-tasting lessons and been to enough places to make a comparative assessment of Japanese wine, I don't think we're qualified to pass judgement on that. My point was merely that whatever they're producing locally is probably - probably better quality than this cheap supermarket shit they imported from Europe. (Although if it's just a cheap giveaway token, secondary to the main concert like >>16115809 said, then that makes sense.)

>>16115779
Then again i think Kancolle spends too much time with collabs than actual game.

If they have that much money, why aren't they opening new servers? Why aren't they implementing more Kai-2 like last time? They spend it on brand recognition and focus less and less on the game. Chances are next year they stop focusing on it altogether

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>>16115809

8.800 yen pack is:

- Wine Bottle
- Event Wine glass
- Even Original binder (pic related)

So yeah, no.

>>16115864
Holy shit, that's just sad.

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>>16115864
>Original Binder
>オリジナルクリアファイル

??????

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>>16115864

How is this anything related to boats.

>>16115877
>not keeping organized binders of your ressource usage per week
Talk about Kuso

>>16115875

Ok, then it's that shit with Zara. Was really doubting what "クリアファイル" was but I guess it's that.

>>16115888

Pola*

Fuck.

>>16115877
None. It's just money-loving Kadokawa being money-loving Kadokawa, just like how KC had nothing to do with beef bowls, Nakau chicken bowls and Lawsons

>>16115492
Well, at least she is not ugly like Aquila.

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Just you wait for them to officially start selling Kancolle themed cars

>>16115887
DAT GLass

>>16115749
Like anything French that was built before the war it didn't really get an occasion to shine. The only ship that carried them commited sudoku without ever having them launched in combat, pretty much like the Ise sisters.Though towards the end of the war the Lufwaffe started using them as land based recon so I guess there's that.

>>16115875

Anyway, Pola is fucking adorable here.

>>16115913
I am curious if her kai or kai ni will have german plane to reflect that.

>>16115919
The planes, not the ship. If anything Commandant Teste remodel would be Italian.

>>16115919
How the fuck do you make that connection?

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>tfw Pola was made a drunkard and frog ships were introduced just so this collab and event would happen

I'm afraid of the future of this game and the new girls lads

>>16115919

There were studies after the war ended to make her a training carrier so there is that.

>>16115931
Pola has a historical reason to be a drunkard. Don't know about the French ship.
Apparently the Devs have decided to rotate the Allied ships when introducing them.
France is the joke fleet.

>>16115931
>He doesn't know about Pola's actual real-world history.
Secondaries leave.

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>>16115951

I know, had a lapsus there. I'm sorry

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I'm curious if the new french girl will say something about the brits attacking the french fleet after their capitulation.

>>16115782
水上
>>16115802
What's wrong with kamikaze? isn't she the only ship with stats that scale by level?

>>16115959
>Taking a granny that pisses herself

>>16115959
Pretty sure that stat scaling was a bug and is now fixed.

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Any chance at all of getting an 8 inch with Sara?

>>16115975
We didn't get them with Akagi and Kaga so no. Maybe another 5 inch gun though.

>>16115955
>be britbong
>run away lfrom Germany eaving your "ally" to rot
>your "ally" surrender under the provision its fleet will remain neutral
>"attack the fleet by surprise anyway
>paint it as a glorious victory
>Burgers buy the story
Perfidious Albion strikes again.

>>16115979

Nobody in Britain ever tried selling Mers el-Kebir as a "glorious victory". It would've been pretty awkward with deGaulle on their side.

That said it was still a pretty stupid move. All it did was reinforce the rest of the French navy in their conviction to commit sudoku rather than defect to the allies a year later

>>16115990
>a pretty stupid move

No it wasn't. Britain already comanded the sea, at least its surface, so wiping out the possibility of the enemy getting heavily reinforced was the best decision they could make.

>>16115900
But that's not a red hi-ace

>>16115836

Looks intersting

http://www.koshuofjapan.com/

>>16116005
from the POV of the royal navy it makes sense but history proved the french would never have let those ships fall into enemy hands

>>16115833
>moscato
>good

>>16116050

Hindsight is such a convenient thing anon...

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>>16115893
Kill yourselves.

>>16116068
Point taken. I guess I shouldn't really hold the RN responsible when this was such a critical moment.

>>16116076
How's the wine taste, Tanaka?

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>>16116076

Show me in this model where the bad gaijin touched you, nip monkey.

>>16116081
Pretty good.

>>16116088
I'm just annoyed by the
>I have no idea what I'm talking about but I'll just say bad things about whole nation and be judgemental because it makes me the cool guy XDDD I like Japanese media so badmouthing Japan is so funny and ironic!!!11
It hurts to watch how retarded you are.

>>16116098

>Making fun of retardation is a bad thing

Where do you think you are?

>>16116076
Well I'm sorry that I spend all my money on the game instead of its merchandise.

>>16116104
Nope. They're trying to make fun of what they think is retarded but in reality they don't understand it at all and there's nothing to make fun of.
Just a bunch of over-eager shitposters.

>>16116098

If you were to be an informed consumer you could have searched for the shit you are going to buy first and then consider how much you are being ripped off. As that anon said, they are basically selling you:

- A 5 Euro wine
- A cheap piece of colored plastic
- Some cheap wine cup (probably made in China)

For what accounts to more than 8 times the market price of those products, probably more if we take production or distribution costs. Another anon comented that for being limited merchandising products they are very shitty so gotta consider that too.

Also, you could buy with that money

- A new game
- 80 slots in Kancolle and a ring
- A batch of doujins
- A big etc that could give you, as a cosumer, a much better return.

So of course there are people who are going to make fun of the whole thing.

>>16116171
But the browser game's revenue goes to DMM, not KDKW.

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>>16116088
Please don't show me pictures of E, it's makes not getting her that much harder to stomach... maybe next time... or the next, or the next

>>16116151

>they don't understand it at all

What's there to not understand? That most gaijin aren't continually overexposed to advertisement?

>>16116176

Yes, and? I'm talking mainly as a consumer and the returns it gives to me, not about who gets the money.

Also, do you actualy believes that the money from the merch you buy goes directly to the developers? No, the devs aren't Kadokawa, they are a gigantic conglomerate that only wants to make money, the devs are the Kancolle staff.

>>16116171
>So of course there are people who are going to make fun of the whole thing.
May we also add in people who are a bit concerned that successes in such ventures reinforce the direction of inequitably overpriced character merchandising?

I fail to see a positive side to it.

>>16116196
Yeah, I just want to add tgat if you want to support the devs, KDKW merchandise would be more direct.

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>>16116171
To be fair you got to listen to KanColle music played live as well if you're into that kind of thing.

>>16116171
You have no knowledge if those items (except wine) are cheap or not.

>- A 5 Euro wine
In a pretty packing.

>- A cheap piece of colored plastic
A beautiful piece of original art with a great girl.

>- Some cheap wine cup (probably made in China)
Commemorative unique wine glass with shiny logo of your favorite game.

>Also, you could buy with that money
A house in Africa. Cool but not relevant.

You're just jumping at the tiniest occasion to shitpost. If you compare it to other campaigns it really isn't anything shocking. That's how market works. Brand items are always more expensive because you aren't only paying for the item. If you don't understand it, congrats on your disability. I'm not asking you to stop being poor, I'm asking you to start using your brain.

>>16116213
That alone is worth the 6800/8800 price.

>>16116181
See >>16115809
None of the people he replied to understood what they were commenting on. I'm disgusted by the fact you <90 IQ subhumans dare to post here.

>>16115492
Literally blonde haired chitose.

>>16116220

>Brand items

Behold, the bane of any responsible consumer. Don't think everyone must have to be brainwashed as much as you've been and call me on using my brain.

>>16116201
Stop being so fucking new. It has zero effect on the industry.

>>16116227

This pic ain't mentioning anything about some concert entrance >>16115572 so I dunno if you are just trying to justify yourself in front of people who got no way to know if you are lying.

>>16116234
>It has zero effect on the industry.
Yeah, maybe I'm overestimating the economic effect of the Kancolle fanbase.

>>16116240
http://kancolle-wine.com/

It's not like some anon is posting pictures of the event venue in the thread or anything

>>16116230
It's not the case of brainwashing. They hold added value for various reason (in this case, main would be sentimental one, havin a memory of this event). If you are too stupid to understand emotions of higher level, it's your problem. Just don't buy the damn thing. But no, you have to announce to whole world about how you dislike something because it doesn't exist solely to satisfy your immediate needs. Fuck off.

>>16116240
I'm pretty sure none of those guys understood what was written in moon either. See the moron who posted the binder.

>>16116240
If you had any semblance of intellect, you would be able to deduce the event consists of more than "buy your premium package and go home".

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>>16116249

Ok then. Now I know that the event is a concert + the aforementioned items as extras.

Guess it's not a rip off. I thought you bought the entrance to the event and then, inside, you could buy the merchandising apart.

Sorry for all the inconvinience

Are there any situations where it's worth to use AACI sets on carriers?

>>16116275
PvP.

>>16116279
Admiral says I'm gonna fuck your asshole Agano.

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>>16116279
The opinions of fat people are discarded

Sounds like concert goers got a preview of Commandant's voice
Word is they went with the Warspite template using a "fluent" VA
>inb4 frogs rip her a new hole

>>16116299
Warspite's English is fluent except for one quirk. Can we let this go already?

>>16116299
Hopefully it's Warspite tier for the Frog.

If it's Iowa tier French dear lord it would be hilarious.

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>Commandant Teste
Necrophilia intensifies.

>>16115449
I wouldn't be surprised if an early version had a parasol but it got scrapped to make room for equipment.

>>16116304
Agreed, Warspite was pretty good, though britbongs were right about the Australian tinge

>>16116230
Do you think maintaining an exclusive shop with qualified staff or hosting an event costs the same money as renting a hut in bumfuck nowhere? That's also what is included in higher price.

>>16116310
She died three times. That is amusing in itself.

>>16116358
>>16116310
How's her luck gonna be? Back because she kept dying, or good because she kept coming back?

>>16116358
That's a lot of damecons

>>16116374
A bit above standard 12, like Bep.

>>16116279
It's impossible to fail the event when you can just pick easy.

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>>16116279
You expect that to stop me and my shipgirls fiery friendship? We will win!

>>16116358
Imba remodel with three damcons

>>16116398
Imagine the scrap farming.

>>16116386
Picking easy is failing the event.

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>>16116231
Thank you for the photos! Have you found any more?

>>16116439
That's all of them right now, it was quite a small amount of people so there wasn't much photos taken.

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You faggots are all going Hard right?

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Am I gonna make it?

>>16116465
My two dimensional chinese cartoon ships will judge me if I don't do it on hard.

>>16116469
That bucket count is going to be your bottleneck.

>>16116465
I'm picking difficulty according to rewards.

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>>16116469

You can, I believe in you anon.

>>16116469
If you NEET throughout the whole event, maybe. Make sure to run 2/4/5

>>16116465
Of course. Enjoy the stream on first day with everyone and proceed to clear the event on hard with some farming in between or afterwards (most likely on hard anyway because that's how big boys get their ships).

>>16116469
Clearing? Maybe.
Farming? If you're lucky.

>>16116469
Easy on easy. But buckets is a problem.

>>16116469
I'm rooting for you anon. 2/4/5* and Orel should let you survive. You'll probably be having >fun< for whole three weeks.

so we only got lexington sister?

>>16115492
She looks cute. CUTE!
Reminds me of Akashi, somehow.

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>>16116465
Still stuck in hard mode spiral hell.

>>16116465
Why not? Players are encouraged to challenge the event as hard as possible.

>>16116532
There are incentives, but never encouragement

>>16116465
Nah.

After Summer I kinda took a break and didn't log in once.

I have around 200 buckets and 50k of each left over, will probably just do it on Kuso.

>>16116465
I'm gonna take it easy because I'm a faggot

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Today's her birthday: say something nice about her.

>>16116593
Tits.

Any guess on equipment reward?
I think we will get Megaboat, land base plane, French seaplane, special land base plane, USN land base plane, USN special fighter.

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>>16116593
She has nice tits. I bet they sooo soft.

>>16116566
I started every previous event under softcap on fuel/ammo, and I cleared all maps on hard with maybe 1 or 2 on medium without any real problems. Got 1 memedal even, no idea what for.

>>16116600
Just give me x5 of Hayasui's juice for clearing a map on hard.

>>16116600
Gotta add a Dauntless in these somewhere, unless they're stock equipment on Sara Maru

>>16116600

I'm fucking rioting if they don't add a Dauntless. Been waiting long enough for my Dive Bombers to be Great Again.

>>16115492
She looks really good to me. I'm getting excited

>>16116658
>MDGA
Not possible unless they change the mechanic or add some hidden bonus to specific planes.

>>16116669

>add some hidden bonus to specific planes

I'm expecting this. I mean, the Dauntless is THAT much of a legendary plane.

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I had no idea that jiji drew Saratoga for MC Axis at one point.

>>16116714

God, he's improved a lot since then.

>>16116682
It will be a stock equipment unless we get into special squadrons.

>>16116717
He didn't improve that much until Zara class.

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>>16116658
>Expecting Tanaka to add the plane that assraped the IJN at Midway

>>16116730

It wouldn't be USN without a fucking Dauntless.

I'm expecting it to be shit though, despite it deserving some great stats.

So, who is Sara going to be fucked by first in r-18 doujins? Or does she get an A-bomb dildo in her pussy

>>16116734
TTK

>>16116730
I'd like to see you reaction face tomorrow.

>>16116730

I want to equip Dauntless on Kaga and Akagi for maximum PTSD

>>16116734
Kind of late to for doujins for C91. I am sure there might be a few but chances are you will have to wait for other doujin mmarkets.

>>16116732
Well you have to remember the type 99 was also a ship killer but doesn't have good stats.

>>16116746
OK, maybe we will get something like:
>SBD-3 Dauntless (scouting 6 squadron)
in the future.

>>16116746

The record of ships sunk by the Val cannot even begin to compare with the Dauntless.

>>16116744
Kashima was introduced in Fall 2015 and she dominated at C89.

>>16116765
Well, maybe because Japs didn't have so many aircraft carriers?

>>16116793
>they didn't fly so good

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>>16116799

I dunno why I expected more, but I expected more.

>>16116799
I'm not hearing this good French, but I did hear the awful Japanese.

>>16116818

She said "mercy" once but that's the most basic of the basics. We will have to wait for when she's released.

>>16115570
I wonder if that winery knew that their wine will go to a KanColle event

>>16116799
What I got is Christmas cake OL.

>>16116799
>>16116826
That merci already sounded terrible.

>>16116832
The wine probably switched hands a number of times before getting to the event, least of which includes the distributor(s) and Mitsukoshi.

>>16116818
My guess is that she's deliberately mangling it to add to the "gaijin newcomer" feel.

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>>16116799
>that "I'm japanese, but playing a filtry gaijin so I'll speak with this generic and fake as fuck accent, nobody would notice. Also, MESI."

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>>16115716
>TELL YOU WHAT JEAN PIERE IM NOT NERVOUS ABOUT THE TORP BEING SO CLOSE TO THE PROPELLER BLADES NOT AT ALL
>NOPE

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>>16116866
>doing something deliberately shitty
maybe it is actually just plain bad because they won't go the extra fucking mile to hire foreign voice talent. Even that stupid kickstarter kancolle ripoff is using foreign VAs

>>16116893

I know that feel. I know that feel all too well.

>>16116908
Unless you're somehow flying backwards that shouldn't be a problem.

>>16116909
In case you haven't noticed, they're not making this for foreign audiences, so they could care less about how bad the gaijin boats sound.

>>16116893
80% of the time, it happens every time.

>>16116909
>foreign VA
Dear God no. They should however hire haafus and/or bilingual Japs.

>>16116909
How does that kick-scamer go? Anywhere near being real?

Messi confirmed to be the next ship

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>>16116956

>>16116927
don't be a condescending dick, I could give a shit who it's made for. The ships are foreign, so they should actually put in effort to have them sound authentic. not to reference /v/ and have people here go autist, but play the 09 Punchout, all the foreign fighters are actually voiced by citizens of those nations. I'm sick of people complaining about warspite and iowa, but then excusing the company when they get bad performances from nips voicing gaijin

"I thought I knew what /jp/ might need, that we didn't need a big team talk. It was a medium sized autumn event. I thought please don't go on about autumn, we all knew what the event maps are about, they are nice and tidy but we’ll fucking do them. He came in and said: ‘Lads, it’s Autumn’, and that was it. Brilliant.”

>>16116965

>KDKW
>Not doing the absolute minimal effort to earn the maximum profit

Wanna guess Saratoga's loadout?

Non-kai:
F4F Wildcat
SBD Dauntless
TBD Devestator

Kai: Hellcat and maybe Avenger.

>>16116996
I hope the Devastator will be a joke plane. If they actually make it good for the sake of power creep I'll be disappointed.

>>16116965
the fuck?
the people complaining about warspite and iowa voices aren't the ones "excusing" the voice actor picks

don't be an entitled dick
no, they're not obligated to spend extra resources for very specific casting just to please people they don't plan on appeasing anyway

>>16116909
This is Japan only you fucking moron, that's the biggest issue with out of place English.

>>16116996
>maybe avenger
Anon she had Avengers on her.

>>16116996
There is no ifs. She had avengers on her and even took Victorious's avengers while giving Victorious some of her wildcats.

>>16116793
No the real reason is that Japan didn't produce as many Vals.

I hope Saratoga has a goofy personality who loves her Kouhai.

Does everyone like the new French ship?

>>16117111
Her hipster hair is weird, but she's alright I guess.

>>16117111
Meh, not bad but not good either. Hope we get some cute trophy DDs or Sara isn't just an Iowa copy.

>>16116925
>Insert joke about the French retreating here

>>16117130
The French sunk their own ships instead.

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>>16117137
Fucking french.

>>16117137
Not before the British sunk some of them first.

>>16117125
>iowa copy.
Yoshinori tends to make different designs for different ships.

>>16117141
Where did this joke even originate?

>>16117177
WW2

>>16117177
History started in 1940.

>>16117177

From France's surrender the summer of 1941. it's mainly a retarded meme though, since during WWI the french bore the heaviest burden and fought the germans the hardest

>>16117177
The French getting consecutively bungled in most major conflicts since Napoops culminating in getting BTFO in WW2.

>>16117189
>1941

>>16117201

Yeah, 1940.

>>16117200

>consecutively bungled

- Crimean War
- Second Italian War of Independence
- WWI

ok...

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>France is the buttmonkey of surrender jokes
How things change.

>>16117222
Translate it.

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>>16117222
Translation.

>>16117222
>>16117227
Seems still accurate in a lot of things.

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>>16117111
Have to listen to the remainder of her lines, but we'll see.

>>16117222
>>16117227
>Italian
>Treacherous, sly
acurate

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>>16117227

>>16117227

>Europe being Europe

And then there are people who ask why the EU as a real unification is a pipe dream.

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>>16117227
>tfw russian
This shit is spot on.

>>16117227
Pretty accurate.

>>16117033
>>16117040
you cunts entirely missed the point. Don't fucking bitch about the new French ship either now since your saying KDKW gets to put in minimal effort. Why are german's speaking german in BF1? Why do the nips speak Japanese in CodWaW? Both of those games are for English audiences, shouldn't all the foreigners be speaking English? Stop bitching about the voices if you don't care.

>>16117266
Are there a lot of bees in Russia? How do they survive the cold?

>>16117227
Fucking turks.

>>16117266
Hello Dmitry.
>>16117289
Not really, I don't think that more than in other countries. I think they're hiding in hives.

is testes going to be a drop? I feel like I used up all my luck getting aquila without trying last time. I still need to get zepp too and I'm going to be too busy to play for most of next week.

>>16117328
Most likely.

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>>16117289
Same way they do in any other country. Russia is pretty big. Sure, tundra is a frozen wasteland, but it's not how all of russia looks like. Somewhere summer never comes, somewhere it never stops. In Moscow it's -30 in the winter and +30 in the summer. Так и живем.

>>16117217
>Crimean War
Heavily pyrrhic for only a nominal diplomatic victory
>Second Italian War
Fared much better and got some generous territory out of it, but
>Franco-Prussian War
Got comprehensively destroyed, leading to
>WWI
They won and got Alsace-Lorraine back, but not before losing near half a million soldiers

All in all they did admirably considering the changing technological circumstances, but in the end they consistently got the short end of the stick compared to the price they paid.

>>16117349
*near a million and a half

>>16117352
They didn't lost enough men to be anything more than a DLC in a WW1 game anyway.

>>16117349
Don't forget the Fashoda incident which pretty much killed their ambition for dominance in Africa

>>16116730
I hate this fucking logic, what is going through your mind when you post stuff like this? Do you think people live to be triggered or something? They added Australian and British territories to defeat and nobody gave a shit. Central Hime was defeated quite easily too and nobody from here gave a shit, Force Z, Midway Hime, IJN and USN Abyssal shipgirls. Only the SEA monkeys got mad Singapore Hime, but the game moved on. Iowa still has her equipment, nobody gave a shit besides a few nationals and you seem to think the game is just Japanese national fanatics. The game might have started as a niche, but it grew and those people who joined couldn't give enough shits about what happened in the past, they were not there, neither was I or you. They joined because of cute girls, few actually care about historic routing, maps, divisions, stats, this is including us. Just compare /a/ and /jp/ threads for 1 example. Tanaka from the beginning was going to add foreign shipgirls, even Iowa and Warspite's kantaidex ID isn't at the end, they were planned for a while as evident by his interview from 2-3 years ago. USN shipgirls were not a mistake because "muh asshurt LOL", they were a mistake because of people like you.

>>16117286
but we're not bitching about the voices

and why the fuck are you equating triple A titles with millions in budget, slated from day 1 for international release, to a fucking a web game?

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>>16117368
>all that shit
This is a really long statement in response to something stupid.

>>16117349
I honestly can't blame France's behavior in WW2, knowing about WW1.
They took the brunt of the fighting and like their German counterparts lost much of an entire generation.
But yes as an American I too think they did Admirably.

>Even before the treaty, a restless Congress had led the Navy to draw up contingency plans for converting one of the Lexington-class battlecruisers. Getting underway in June 1921, the planning gave the Americans a useful nine-month head start before the ships were actually ordered in the spring of 1922. Given that no carriers on this scale had ever been attempted, the resulting design was remarkable for its audacity, confidence and foresight.

>>16117368
Anon, foreign ships of any sort are not a mistake. The only mistakes are shitty people like him.

>>16117392
Ah Fuck. I don't remember posting that except at all.

>>16117111
I like her patriotic hair already. But I'm worried that her nationalism wouldn't fit well with the current France that has multiculturalism as a mainstream.

>>16117335
what is she eating there?

>>16117493
Roe

>>16117493
Abyssal DD eggs.

how do I buy dmm points through paypal if I don't have a paypal account? usually when I buy stuff for other shitty games there's an option to check out as a guest, but I don't see it here.

>>16117538

You buy using a credit card.

>>16117538

>how do I buy dmm points through paypal if I don't have a paypal account?

You can always open a (((PayPal))) account.

>>16117386
I'm just sick of these retards from /v/, /k/, /int/ and /pol/ who contribute nothing but freely shit all over the thread.

>>16117550
I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to register a CC.

>>16117553
so I have to give it my email and make an account? the guide on the wiki says you don't need a registered account.

>>16117562

He can allways use one of those virtual credit cards that you can precharge.

>>16117560

>/v/, /k/, /int/ and /pol/

Must suck having four bogeymen to always fear.

>>16117368
>they're a mistake because of obvious drive by shit posting
ok

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>>16117493

>>16117335
>>16117662

How sophisticated.

>>16117592
/v/tards didn't start playing until after Iowa was found in the Vita, you can spot someone from /k/ when they start bringing up irrelevant navies they want to be added just because they are from that irrelevant country, and you can see the /int/ and /pol/ memes right in this very thread and every thread whenever foreign ships are brought up. Nothing but complete shitposters, only /k/ is useful when they are not going full retard.

>>16117592
>>16117673
/tg/(/qst/) is the worst of the lot.

>>16117368
>Implying I gave a shit about re-enacting blowing up my own country with cute girls and the best Abyssal of the event when there were more important things to focus on, like collecting more cute girls

>>16117673
It's not necessarily a /k/ thing. Everyone wants his country to get some recognition.

>"X was a mistake"
>saying this unironically
Similar to people who say a fanbase is shit or a character is shit due to a few bad eggs and make a thread that much worst.

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>>16117702
Shipgirl when?

>>16117592
You forgot World of Warships people and the chinkcolle retards.

DMM is down, it's over.

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>>16117702
desu, if we ever got E, I would just spend my days browsing pixiv rather than waiting in these cancerous threads with fading anticipation.