AKB General 792

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She's so cute it hurts

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とってもとってもハレーンチな もう人間らしくない格好をたくさんした写真集 予約しましたか～ ハレンチ そうめっちゃハレンチ もうハレーンチだよ～ 今までで～一番～ハレンチ～じゃないかな～一番ハレンチ～今までで一番、ハレンチハレンチ～たくさんハレンチ～

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I purposely try to avoid reading about scandals, but after deliberating for a long time, I finally decided to read about Sasshi's since it's been talked about again lately. It only made me respect her more. What an incredible woman. I now understand why it made her even more popular. It made her seem like a super sweet girl.

She treated her boyfriend like a king, talked for 7 hours a day on the phone, bathed with him, showered him with love and waited 4 months to have sex with him. She was even willing to marry him.

I cannot believe some were calling her slut because of it, when she is pretty much the opposite.

Then he went and betrayed her because she was busy with work. This was someone who supposedly had her as his oshimen. What a fucking idiot. If there is someone that doesn't like her because of this, then he is not right in his head. She's pretty much the ideal woman.

>>16114093
>talked for 7 hours a day on the phone
she's a control freak though. by the time he decided to go on with the exposé he must have been absolutely tired of having sasshi calling him every 5 minutes to see where he was and what he was doing.

>>16114080
Mirei ;_;

What's going on by Tokyo Station/Nihonbashi area? Helicopter is just hovering over it. Are the idols ok?

>>16114108
Earthquake?

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MION IS PURE

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The Future

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>>16114114
Another chopper just arrived on the scene. Something's happening.

>>16114130
Not for long if she looks like that. Every able-bodied Kenji in the county is driving pretty strong to the hoop.

>>16114102
Imagine having someone you idolize call you every other hour and obsess over you. He was living the wota dream and pissed it away.

>>16114133
is so blind

>>16114143
You don't seem to agree, but if my oshi, let alone Sasshi, wanted to talk on the phone 7 hours a day, I'd dump her. That is excessive. Let me have a damn life.

>>16114133
I hope you're right.

https://my.mixtape.moe/eftngd.webm

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>>16114136
maybe it's some idol bungee jumping, no news on the net.

>>16114073
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>>16114176
took me a while to realize that renacchi is there. she's so bland and generic.

Maybe Maho is going on a rampage, slaying wota left and right for destroying her career.

>>16114168
Not him but talking 7 hours a day everyday with a loved one sounds really nice. I don't see how you can want to spend your life with someone while trying to contrive some separate solo life at the same time. Doesn't make sense

>>16114108
Somebody on Twitter says it's possibly a Nihon Terebi news chopper, that's all the info I could find.

>>16114183
There was nothing to destroy

>>16114183
DQN roasting Maho 24/7
>Lucky it's not my oshi.

>>16114184
Talking for 7 hours would only leave me with 5 hours to myself. Got to get those 12 hours of shuteye. Good thing I'm a NEET I guess.

>>16114192
You just sleep too much

>>16114184
>sounds really nice
anon, even I, who like girls like Tani and Yukarun, knows that that doesn't sound good

>>16114192
You can't multitask while talking on the phone? They were doing it while watching TV shows. Sounds lovely t b h.

Maybe Maho didn't do it, but she's still mental if not retarded.

>>16114093
Reminder that Sasshi would attach a GPS on you if you were to become her boyfriend.

>>16114201
Cutest defender of innocents.

>>16114204
She's just a bit challenged. It's not a crime.

>>16114204
Maho did nothing wrong...

>>16114204
We have known that for a long time.

>>16114184
Do the math. 7 hours of talking, and the average worker is on the job for 9 hours or so. Your entire day is devoted to talking with this person, working, and sleeping.

I've actually been in this situation. She had a meltdown anytime I was out of contact, even to see a movie with a guy friend or leave cell phone reception temporarily. It was absolutely awful.

>>16114205
She wouldn't need to, I wouldn't leave her apartment. I'd just let her take care of me.

>>16114197
I talk to you schmucks for 7 hours or more everyday. I can only imagine how great it would be to do the same thing with a real girl who ostensibly likes me

>>16114214
Now imagine if that girl was your oshimen..

>>16114205
I'm okay with that.

>>16114201
BLACKED

>>16114211
Devoting yourself to someone you love sounds about right to me. But it must've been so hard for you to have been loved and cared for I feel bad for you, dogg. I hope you eventually find someone who doesn't give a shit what you do

I'd gladly spend 7 hours a day with Sasshi and she's not even in my top 5.

Being Sasshi's boyfriend would be pretty nice, she talked about it on a recent Odekake. She wants you to not talk to other people, especially women, not go to parties, and in general just stay at home with her. She also wants to watch idol concerts with you. It's all stuff that I do anyways.

>>16114218
Not to mention her taking baths with you

>>16114093
Out of curiosity, where did you read this? I haven't been keeping up with idols enough lately, sorry.

Honestly this Sasshi thing just makes it feel like I have a chance, I could become that guy. I just need a chance to meet her and show her my charms. I'm an ikemen gaijin, she'd love that.

>>16114231
Just google "Sasshi dating scandal" and read the first cached page.

>>16114225
Where can I watch this recent odekake?

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Me with Mayuyu

>>16114239
Ok thanks bro

Spending 7 hours a day with someone and spending 7 hours on the phone are not the same thing. The former is called living together and sounds perfectly fine. The latter is like being on a leash and not okay.

If Sasshi was really this obsessed with her bf, she must have been crushed when the leaks happened. Ganbaru af.

>>16114205
Cheaters are always the most paranoid about you cheating.

http://akb48-kareshi.com/mahoyamaguchi1/

>>16114245
What's wrong with being on a leash? What a silly thing to become proud about it's just a phone call

>>16114225
That sounds like my ideal life. If only she could support me as well, so I could just stay inside. She'd probably be ok with that, if it meant I didn't go outside. It just makes Sasshi so much more dreamy.

>>16114214
but I love you anon, my live wouldn't be the same without you. I feel incomplete when I don't talk to you

>>16114170
That girl is gorgeous. A 46 I assume?

So will Mahoho be the next Sasshi???

>>16114257
I'm not goin' anywhere anytime soon, kiddo

>>16114240
48videodouga, I don't remember which exact episode it was though. Pretty sure it was in the opening talk in one of the three most recent episodes.

>>16114258
Based Keyakifag.

>>16114254
Just depends on the person I guess. I don't care if she GPS tracks me, but being on the phone/leash all day just sounds exhausting. Can't even passively ignore them like you can in person.

>>16114262
she is. Even let his bf fuck her on live stream, what a godly treatment.

>>16114241
it's a girl in that suit anon
are you a girl?
no

>>16114258
Harada Aoi

>>16114263
I know, we are staying here till the end of AKB or 4chan, whatever comes first, together. FOREVER.

>>16114270
Passively ignore... Wow, you treat loved ones like that? Well, interesting

>>16114275
It's a guy in that suit anon, it's me.
I know you are jealous.

>>16114278
or until a girl comes along lets be honest

I think NGT are just bunch of attention whores. Like Rika, I always know that they made up that shit. Maho tried to pull up same stunt but since she's retard she didn't think it would backfired at her.

Which idol would you want to talk to on the phone for 7 hours a day with?

>>16114276
>She earned the nickname henninjin, (literally "weird person person") a play on the word hennin ("weird person"), from an incorrect guess as to how to write ninjin ("carrot") in kanji, and her reportedly weird character.

Nothing cooler than a beautiful Japanese school girl that's a total weirdo.

>>16114286
>not having an oshi and a gf

>>16114288
Kayo

>>16114288
Kayoyo. I could say nothing and she'd just talk and talk.

>>16114201
She's cool desu

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>>16114288
yunana

>>16114292
never had a gf but I imagine you'd have to oshihen to her if you were taking things seriously

Sasshi talks so fast that those 7 hours probably felt like 14.

>>16114288
Jurina. I would happily say nothing and just listen if she wanted.

>>16114288
No, it creeps me out and not a very productive way to spend your day.

>>16114284
who's the poor man's megu in the back

>>16114286
I am still naive enough to think that I will eventually date an idol. Maybe in a couple of years

>>16114302
Why would I oshihen? I don't view my gf as a daughter.

>>16114288
Berika. 7 hours of awkward silence.

>>16114306
As opposed to this right?

>>16114223
Stop romanticizing mental illness. This type of person is intensely unhappy and depressed whenever you're not actively talking, even if it's because you're at work and busy with a client or something. They need treatment, not someone to enable them.

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>>16114307
Hayashi Momoka

>>16114306
Life is meaningless, anon. Only thing important is to be happy in the moment.

>>16114301
7 hours a day talking with a 14 year old. I'm sure that wouldn't get annoying quickly.

>>16114314
You're talking to stupid-endless-arguments-kun, just for your information.

>>16114315
it is MOKA PUNCH fucking SHUUU

>>16114309
you need to find a younger gf then, anon

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>>16114315
Inoue Yuriya

>>16114314
And that person would be the biggest idol in the country. Sounds fantastic to me. We would be each others support.

>>16114314
Maybe that one person you knew did and now you're just stretching that to include everybody that likes long phone calls and to be in constant contact

>>16114308
I feel the same way. We're both gonna make it, anon. I feel that our chances are much much higher since we're both gaijins.

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Why does Miyabs hang out with all these losers?

>>16114201
Who?

>>16114302
not him but you can have both. I support my oshi and her dreams but i genuinely love my gf. (Mio is her oshimen) Eventually led her into idols as i did before with anime and as she did to me with k-dramas.

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>>16114329
Tomonaga Mio

>>16114329
Kawaei Rina

>>16114308
This is honestly why I'm reluctant to go to handshakes. I know it's completely delusional, but it'd be hard to date them if they recognized me as a wota.

>>16114288
Jurina or Tani

>>16114288
Probably Jurina. She can talk.

>>16114333
I'd have to see for myself if I ever get a gf, but I don't think jesus was wrong when he said man cannot serve two masters

>>16114316
Talking 7 hours a day on phone will totally turn off the mood. If she really wants to talk really bad then just meet up elsewhere. Her bf must be a weirdo or unpopular virgin.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhQxIP_33so

guys im getting mesmerized....

>>16114329
Third time's the charm, Ichikawa Manami.

>>16114337
It worked for the guy who dated Sasshi.

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What sweat level do you want you idol at famm?

>>16114349
Yeah but he was a fat loser

Wait a second...

>>16114345
t8 posting is 8 hours later.

>>16114350
Yuihan levels of sweatiness.

>>16114350
she used to be so cute...

>>16114350
my god who is this i need to know

>>16114351
First boyfriend she had was, but I thought the wota was attractive? I saw people say that he was "above her league", but I've never seen any pictures.

>>16114358
Stagnated former Namba ace Ota Yuuri.

>>16114329
Akimoto Manatsu

>>16114360
Who knows man, who knows

>>16114333
are you by any chance the anon who asked for the mio interview to be translated?

>>16114364
>Ota Yuuri.
A girl with a man's shoulder hell man i was just getting excited for nothing. Thanks anon.

akb48 chopped and screwed ~ downtown hotel

http://picosong.com/Hxh7/

>>16114375
iriyama anna sounds like your kind of idol

>>16114345
Good taste. Hiichan is in the highest tier of elite idols.

>>16114333
Your gf's oshi is the fattest idol out there. I wonder why.

>>16114386
Mio has lost a lot of weight

>>16114386
In 2015 maybe.

>>16114386
fattest now is that one namba who used to be hot

>>16114393
now we are voldemort mode with nakano-san?

>>16114321
Did Mom take this photo? It's excellent.

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>>16114354
This.

>>16114393
Rachel just has sizeable legs. And arms.

>>16114401
Thanks Yuriya's mom.

>>16114396
Good grief she's so cute

>>16114404
And belly

>>16114415
We haven't seen her belly recently. She might have retained her waistline.

>>16114337
I hope you go to her lane before she graduates, at least once

>>16114225
>>16114093
>>16114102
That sounds like my fantasy. I want nothing more in life.

>>16114419
That's not how weight gain works, bro

>>16114419
that only works with thick muscular legs like akicha's or yuiri's.

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>>16114288
Yuiri

>>16114434
Yuiri doesn't have time for you, she needs to protect the theater.

>>16114375
Broad shoulders are pretty hot imo.
But I might just be a faggot.

>>16114288
None of them. I hate talking on the phone.

I'd love to hang out with Tomu for hours and hours and hours.

>>16114350
Yuuri's got sex appeal at least.

Rachel was looking good back in December. Didn't she go on hiatus? I think that she got fat from there

>>16114396
who is this discount poor mans gutter yukosu?

Tonight's Theater Performance:

2016-11-17 (Thursday) Team K "Saishuu Bell ga Naru"
18:30
Aigasa Moe, Abe Maria, Ichikawa Manami, Shimada Haruka, Shimoguchi Hinana, Tano Yuka, Nakata Chisato, Minegishi Minami, Muto Tomu, Mogi Shinobu, Yumoto Ami, Fukuoka Seina (Team B), Iino Miyabi (Team 4), Murayama Yuiri (Team 4), Kubo Satone (KKS), Nomura Nao (KKS)

>>16114333
I wouldn't be able to do that.
Plus, many of us are likely not interested/motivated/capable of being in relationships.
But glad it works for you.

>>16114442
ikr. that's exactly what i was thinking the other day. the good one got away so they got themselves a replacement with a bigger rack but a noticeably less cute face.

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Hobbies:
Drinking
Baseball
Anime
Cosplay
Sumo

Wants to get married but have separate bedrooms


Marry a Tanamin

>>16114441
she got into Airi's pills

>>16114443
Could have been a really nice lineup if not for the old hag.

I already fantasize about my oshi for 7 hours a day, so talking would be preferable.

>>16114288
oshirin

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>>16114443
Nice, I assume they are gonna wish Miichan happy birthday on stage.

>>16114469
Of course. All the members love our Miichan.

>>16114442
Yukoso is in the gutter though.

I wanna go to hs events and try to seduce idols, like the wota did with Sasshi. But what if I seduce like the 5th or 6th idol I attempt and all the previous ones recognize me when I'm hanging out with the one I succeeded with. Does anyone else have this dilemma?

>>16114345
Her face is huge.

>>16114476
nice moves for someone with such a heavy frame

>>16114478
Just target one or two girls from each group? Would theoretically make you less likely to be recognized.

>>16114483
Uuka has a modest, fit mammal body.

>Me and oshi laying on bed
>she is laying against my chest
>she's talking really animatedly about her day
>showing you all the pictures she took on her phone with other members and giving you the backstory behind every one of them
>things like this 7+ hours a day every day

I desire this with an infernal craving.

>>16114484
Miorin was so cute in that episode

>>16114469
I expected this to be her Seitansai but according to the schedule it's just a normal stage. Which is kinda dumb considering Team K has 4 members with birthdays this month and still hasn't had a single Seitansai.

>>16114478
They would already know you're a wota, so I don't see the problem. Unless you were to immediately declare your eternal love to all of them. But in that case you wouldn't succeed anyways.

>>16114491
This is the posting style of a Jurina-fag.

>>16114478
You will have literally 10 seconds to seduce them. What the hell are you gonna say in 10 seconds?

>>16114484
I wish we got to see more auditions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-eWzEiTP_U

>>16114500
And proud of it.

>>16114503
>not buying 20 tickets

>>16114491
Honestly I think it would get old doing that 7+ hours a day every day. You need time to spend doing other things (together or separately) in order to spend time debriefing together like this.

Do you think Yuiri still wants Naanya to love her back?

>>16114510
Yes. I can tell you that feeling once you have it you have it forever.

>>16114503
It adds up every time I see one of them. So if I meet 6 of them, I have a whole minute.

>>16114509
There would be other things just the same level of clingy romanticism.

>>16114507
Oh sorry, I forgot that. Cos my oshi sells out her handshakes first round I forgot that there are idols who can't fill up their slots.

>>16114503
While I have a hard time keeping eye contact with people, I just have to lock eyes with her for 10 sec and make it clear that I like her. Problem is, how do I meet her again when it's clear that she feels the same? She probably can't tell me right there and then.

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>>16114519
Good taste, Sayanee bro.

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Idols can't date.
If you date your oshi, she stops being an idol. If you want your oshi to succeed you shouldn't think about her as your girlfriend.

>>16114519
So does Sasshi. We don't have to aim for the top of the chain, like that guy did.

>>16114524
i don't want to date juri, i just want to bang her

>>16114521
In Sashi's case she e-stalked him

>>16114524
I don't. I would only date her if she graduated.

>>16114524
There is nothing that physically stops them.

>>16114524
Of course. It's just fantasy. I'm not even sure I'd accept if they slipped me their number. Partly because I would blame myself if we got caught and I would hate to ruin any of their dreams, and partly because in the back of my head I'd wonder if they got a recent head injury on some variety show.

>>16114530
And that's why it's a beautiful thing

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>>16114524
it's okay, my oshi says she isn't an idol

>>16114526
Good taste.

Would you regret rejecting your oshi's advances if she ended up fucking a Johnny's later? Maybe you could've prevented it or maybe she was a slut all along.

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new keyaki mv

https://comfy.moe/euovfy.mp4

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>>16114454
I want to be tanamin's friend.
Going out for drinks and meeting other idols in the process.

>>16114536
They only have 10sec, which makes that even more impossible. They would have had to have written it down beforehand. It probably won't ever happen again that an idol dates a regular fan.

>>16114542
I want Techi to kick her legs in the air on cam.

>>16114510
It's quite sad actually. The other day Yuirii made a couple tweets involving Naanya (tagging her and all) but she didn't even drop a like.

>>16114504
Why on earth would milky ever get plastic surgery she was a natural beauty

>>16114547
I bet nobutt is sloppy af when she's drunk

>>16114551
Why would Tomochin fuck up her tits? Because he boyfriend is into that stuff.

>>16114551
insecurity from all these years living under sayanee's shadow

>>16114560
But milky was always more loved

>>16114563
What NMB are you talking about?

>>16114564
Listen, it's called the milky way not the sayanee way

>>16114548
AKB wasn't that popular at the time. Idols from obscure groups continue to get caught with fans.

You just gotta catch em before they have better options/face scrutiny.

>>16114542
This is a great video, Yonetani looks like an angel

>>16114565
Based Sasshi destroying Jurina.

>>16114565
Based Muramoto bringing the bantz

>>16114542
youth innit

>>16114569
I mean with an established idol.

>>16114569
Don't ruin my dreams.

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>>16114550
Time to teach that whale a lesson.

Let's ask the real questions here. Which idol is wife material and why?

>>16114593
Hiwatan. You can put her in your pocket.

>>16114542
>https://comfy.moe/euovfy.mp4

Man, they sure fucking punked Harada and Saito by picking them to be next to the center and then the video has zero mid-zoom dance shots that wouild make being next to the center matter. It's all close ups of all the different members, or wide angle dance shots where you can barely tell who is who.

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>>16114542
Anyone know who this is?

>>16114593
Every single one.

>>16114598
harada aoi

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>>16114593
Sahho.
She's cute, sweet, not too famous, and I bet she's an animal in bed.

>>16114598

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH1XJbBw5G8

>>16114580
She wasn't established though, she'd been in the group less than a year and didn't have many fans when she went after the guy.

>>16114170
Feed KKK who

Do you think that if everyone scandaled with a fan instead of a johnny, people would care less/be less upset?

>>16114542
They've really done an exceptional job making Keyaki feel totally different from Nogi. You'd think they were completely unrelated.

>>16114601
>>16114606
Oh bb she's pretty

>>16114625

Agreed. Keyaki's music is amazing, which is a refreshing change after Nogi.

>>16114629

Too bad the other Keyakis bully the fuck out of her.

>>16114633
Because she's weird?

>>16114542
into it.

>>16114633
It's probably that bitch Neru.

>>16114630
To be fair, since they are using the same pool of song writers, it's quite possible that they are taking the best songs and giving them to Keyaki to get them off the ground. Nogi is a machine at this point; it can stand to churn out a few mediocre songs in a row without any lose of momentum. While these songs are helping Keyaki become a big name.

>>16114640
Because she's worst Keyaki.

>>16114645
It's Fu-chan and Berisa IIRC.

>>16114650

She's not the worst. She's just the most immature and she's really shy but not in the cute way that Berika is.

>>16114650
Worst how?

>>16114526
Agreed.

How many Bingo regulars has Muramoto shown his dick to so far?

>>16114656
Least interesting and most goblin like in appearance.

>>16114665
None.

>>16114673

Don't hate on the browns.

She's at least in the middle, if not prettier than the average Keyaki.

>>16114682

That can't be true. Yuiyui and Hayasaka have definitelty seen it.

>>16114542
They're so beautiful.
Keyaki is perfect.

>>16114665
He's definitely after Tsucchan so I wouldn't be surprised if he's at least grooming. Fuck off Muramoto leave her alone.

>>16114183
If this stuff doesn't die off soon enough, I'm going to Japan and shoot up a few Nicovideo off-kais, since all the people still perpetuating this shit likely come from there.

>>16114650
Had Seifuku no Mannequin been written today they would have given it to Keya instead of Nogi, no doubt.

>>16114204
If you don't get the memo, we love mental members in here.
Anchu, Hapinessu and Churi are also welcome.

>>16114542
Are they all black hair now because they are nationalists?

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>>16114697
Is Tani good as well?

>>16114697
Tani as well.

>>16114698
Shida has red hair right now.

>>16114593
Reinyan and Mocchi, but you first have to fight their dads to even ask them out

>>16114699
Tani is a super cutie when she isn't showing her bad tooth to gum ratio. She's gotta nice ass too.

Idols make me feel so lonely, but they also make me feel so happy.
It's a hard life being a wota.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg-ClgTu-nI

>>16114706
That's how it is, anon.

>>16114701
Pics?

>>16114706
>Idols make me feel so lonely
How come? I don't feel lonely.

>>16114709
She'll probably do porn.

>>16114710
Sometimes I'm not sure if the happiness they provide outweighs the loneliness though.
I'm in too deep to get out now.

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>>16114695
>Had Seifuku no Mannequin been written today they would have given it to Keya instead of Nogi, no doubt.

That's actually depressing to think about. It's my favorite Nogi song and pretty much my first introduction to them.

>>16114715
They are having the time of their life, fulfilling all their dreams with so many friends. They are out having fun every single day.

I wasted my youth and I'm a NEET loser just following their every move, wishing I had something that real. Maybe that's part of it.

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>>16114713

>>16114726
She's pretty

??

>>16114725

Well, I've got good news then. They are working ridiculous hours so they're not actually out having fun. They have jobs to do, and they're tired and frustrated and a lot of the fun you see is acting.

>>16114735
Look at Mr Cynical over here projecting hardcore

>>16114735
Even so, by the time they graduate they are my age, but still have those friends & memories. They have already experienced all that by that time.
They take it easy after they graduate, but still go out and have fun with the members. It's a double-edged sword being a wota I feel like, but maybe I'm the only one.

>>16114742

You still have time to fix your life. Liking idols doesn't mean you have to give up on experiencing life. I've been following idols for 15 years, and still had time to go to school, work all sorts of jobs, get married and later divorced, travel the world, and make all sorts of life memories.

>>16114688
They are still ruined by Neru and Yuiful for me. I'm thinking of writing a letter to Sony about it. It's frustrating because they are so close to being perfect.

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>>16114750

>>16114750
>when the beach hits you

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Do you ever think about how gravure magazines use the same rental locations that AV productions use, how there's probably jizz stains hidden between the floorboards and couches?

What is this thread? /akbg/ blog edition?

>>16114758
People have had sex literally everywhere, anon.

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what if your oshi married you and she turned out to be a giant cunt who told you want to do all the time and yelled at you? you come home and all your shit is broken because she smashed it with a hammer

>>16114759
akbg endless debate edition

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Dad:
"Go work my son, idol is not for you."

>>16114763

I'll take our 14 children and leave her.

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>>16114749
Thanks, anon. Sorry about your divorce.

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>>16114763
Literally the dream

>>16114763
I'd create a soundproof shed and lock her in it.

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>>16114763
We already talked about what it would be like to date Sasshi earlier in the thread.

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Please accept Sasshi as no.1!!!

>>16114763
I'll make a real daughter-gf and leave her.

I never understood why idol fans would want to be NEET. If you're NEET, then you don't have bills to pay. Work a minimum wage job for a couple months and you could afford a couple weeks vacation in Japan.

>>16114780

I haven't found any idol as boring as Mayu. Even all the literal whos are more interesting and charming than this shallow snoozefest.

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>>16114742
Others feel that way as well. Wotas are not the happiest or highest achievement demographic.

I just keep fighting. Try to use idols as motivation or inspiration, many people do it that way.

>>16114783
You are confusing anon, what?

>>16114780
Already have, forever #2.

>>16114783
a couple of weeks is not enough to seduce an idol.

I miss when Naanya was a lesbian.

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>>16114783
You just need to get good at being a NEET. I'm paid to be one by the state.

>>16114794

Then go to school so you can get a job in Japan. Or just work for a year and you can afford 2-3 months in Japan.

>>16114797
Can i move to your country?
I don't get paid here in my motherland.

Awww, Chiyori´s heart still belongs to HKT48.

A loyal, funny and beautiful woman.

>>16114797

Unfortunately not everyone is lucky enough to be born somewhere where the government is willing to pay them for being mentally ill.

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>>16114593

>>16114808
I'm a wota = I'm mentally ill.

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>>16114797
>tfw I live in a country whre it is impossible to be a neet unless you are the son of a billionare or a politician.

>>16114811

We're all mentally ill. That's why we're here.

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>>16114797
Did you have to fake a disorder?

>>16114807
>loyal
More like disloyal as fuck.

>>16114524
t. Kayoyon

No seriously she said this. Well, except the last sentence that's just nonsense.

>>16114542
Nice
I'm more excited for the next Paruko or yuichanz song though
Can we expect a more prominent hiragana participation in MV now or does that tend to happen after they've appeared in variety shows more than once?

>>16114816
My country call me a lazy fuck who doesn't contribute to the GDP, they don't label me as a retard.

>>16114593
Mion because she can cook and is great with kids.

>>16114821
She is loyal to the group that made her an idol.

>>16114827
Then she should have stayed.

>>16114829
And you should have stayed unborn.

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Who's the laziest idol in akbg?
Do they have a NEET idol?

>>16114834
Preaching to the choir, anon.

>>16114716
She's safe and out of shady businesses now.>>16114725

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>>16114783
I work the family business and stay at home, so I feel like a NEET. Sadly it feels like I'm going nowhere with life. Idols give me something to think about between all the other shit I fill my time with.

Sorry for the bloggy reply, have a cute Nogi.

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>>16114835

>>16114759
it's blogizaka time

>>16114593
Realistically? Saho and Reinyan. Thoughtful, caring, would be good at lifting me out of depressive episodes. Saho's probably a good cook too. Reinyan.... well I can manage.


But I'd rather marry Tomu, so we can be dorks together forever.

>>16114835
What the fuck is up with japanese girls´obsesion with disney.

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>>16114840
Nothing wrong about blogging as long as you have a depressing life.

I wonder how that anon who is being hunted by loan sharks is doing.

>>16114845
disney invented anime

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>>16114845
Akimoto Manatsu

>>16114845
Most girls around the world are obsessed with Disney.
Just Japs like animation, so it's intensified.

>>16114759
better than /akbg/ whiners edition

Yui.

All of them, at once. One big happy family.

>>16114855
#gotem

>>16114593
aapon

>>16114856
Can someone shop all the Yuis into one pic????
Please!

Is stage48 kill or is it just not loeading for me?

>>16114862
I hope they destroy that stupid site.

>>16114862
Both wiki and forum working fine here.

>>16114865
Why tho? is a harmless site.

>>16114866
Guess is just my conection then.

>>16114865

nah the wiki is useful for identifying whos

>>16114869
>>16114871
That forum, kill.

What's the heaviest AKB related song? They've done more than a thousand, so surely there's gotta be one that's almost metal.

>>16114879
UZA

>>16114874
Me, agree. Forum, kill. No, good. Me, no like.

Sometimes I feel bad about the fact that I just got into this Idol thing this year, I feel like I missed the golden era for the Idol western fanbase.

Now finding translated material gets harder and harder.

>>16114880
That's some JAY-Z shit though. It is probably the AKB song that has aged the worst, such a product of its time. I dig the dance and style of it though.

>>16114884
>Now finding translated material gets harder and harder.
You have thousands of hours of subbed material for the "golden era" and it only gets easier to find thanks to the docs. You may have missed the golden era, but you're in the golden era of fansubbing.

>>16114874

but then they might try to come here. better to leave them be

>>16114884

There's more subbed material coming out now than ever before.

>>16114763
I've always been to yandere. I love that very moment when they're getting restrained by two police officers and she's trying to scratch her way out while yelling that she loves me and that she'll kill me.

>>16114874
I like the forum. Lots of subs are posted there first.

>>16114882
You, friend. Me, like.

>>16114763
>what if your oshi married you and she turned out to be a giant cunt who told you want to do all the time and yelled at you?

So in other words, what you are asking is "What if your oshi married you and turned out to be like any other wife ever?"

>>16114879
I can't think of anything I'd actually call metal. Mainly because of the vocals. None of AKB's songs have either grunts or operatic vocals.

Show Fight! is decently heavy though.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B0VnQNDpYzMYcVp1aER2QzhWazQ

How did High Tension sell over 1mil first day? Is there a Fuyu Matsuri or something?

>>16114879
If you go the 46 route, Nogi has Koumori yo. It's got pretty heavy music.

>>16114915
>how did High Tension sell over 1 mil first day
All post-Takamina era singles have.

>>16114915
Paru center always sells well

>>16114915
Handshake tickets for Valentine's day and the Spring Festival probably helped.