>I sentence you... to be my husband!

being married to someone who doesn't die and exists beyond your own death sounds like the harshest punishment.

B-but we're both girls..!

>>16102854

Heaven's closed enjoy your life of lecturetry.

>>16102859
Piss off, Rohan. Go drink a pepsi.

>>16102862
I want to have sex with a stinky NEET jp-sie pussy!

She lectures because she cares people. Though, I wonder if she ever feels bad for hurting others, justfiable or not.

I'd like to be the one person who doesn't hate the Yama for what she is. No matter what, I'll still always love her.

k

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>>16102859
GAY

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>>16102854
No...NOO!!

>>16102854
Oh gosh, this is all too sudden! I don't know if I'm ready!

So, what was my crime?

>>16102854
Your funeral.

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>>16102854
! ! !

I gave you a rock with lots of Love*
Cus flowers quickly dry out
The only thing I could've given you
Is a rock inscribed with the word Love

In the jewellery department
Everything's expensive there
I'd buy a bead necklace
One, maybe two
And you'd love, and you'd adore
But still around your neck will be ... nothing

I gave you a rock with lots of Love
Cus flowers quickly dry out
The only thing I could've given you
Is a rock inscribed with the word Love

Now I've got a few bucks,**
Been saving for two nights
I'd give you flowers
Even a whole basket.
And you'd love, and you'd stroke [them]
Later, I'll bite my elbows from starvation.***

I gave you a rock with lots of Love
Cus flowers quickly dry out
The only thing I could've given you
Is a rock inscribed with the word Love

But this story
Also has a happy end,
Because this normal rock
Turns out,
That it was made of gold
I think I'm dreaming!
There's only one way out:
Sorry babe!

I took your rock with lots of Love
Now I've got a hundred mil
And to you I'll give what you wanted to have
These flowers for five bucks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBj5P71Mci4

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>>16103703
Onionkin, depart.

What is it with Polish pop singers of late and engaging in Polglish nonsense for no good reason?

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Justice has awoken.

N-nani!?

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>>16102854
I've already been convicted, sorry. No Double Jeopardy allowed!

>>16102854
Can I appeal that?

>>16102854
Please punish me with sumata for a whole week!

>>16102854
B-but I am married already, What will happen to my wife?

>>16102862
Hey dude can you please verbally abuse me

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And I want children.

>>16103763
https://youtu.be/WbEaexd5bhY?t=45s

H-how many children do you want?
Will you be mad if I shag komachi on the side?

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>>16102854
Hahahahaha

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>>16103685
I got the refrence.

Bastard

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Which version of the Yama am I marrying?

>>16112236
The one that constantly beats the shit out of her new husband.

>>16112262

Where's the justice in that?

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[x] Yes

>>16111421
what is the connection here

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I already have a wife.
And Eiki isn't ready for a husband, especially if she's trying to get one like this.

Is she a top or bottom in bed?

>>16118009
She can be on top of my face any day.

>>16118009

She's a cuddler!

Castrate me

Can I just serve a prison sentence instead?

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Every tred.

>>16118224
>those legs
HOW

>>16104615
what position would she want to procreate in?

>>16118224
>>16118280
MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm.....

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>>16118666
Sitting on her partner's lap.

>>16118666

the mating press

>>16102854
How can I marry someone whose world is only black and white but wears blue and shit.

>>16102854
That's almost rape.

>>16118666
Her butt on your face

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>>16125454
Almost?

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>>16117036
The Yama was originally a statue (as in stone). ''A stone inscribed with the word Love'' that didn't seem to appealing on the outside core, but inside there was gold core, referring to Eiki's golden and just heart.

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Here's a real woman

AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>16145687
AM I FREE TO REINCARNATE?

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>>16145843
No.

>>16145867
It's okay, I wanted to stay by Shiki's side anyways

>>16102854
That's a cruel and unusual punishment. I'll appeal.