Forbidden Scrollery

''The village is basically under the protection of all youkai.''
But who pays for this?

>>16068497
You.
You by ducking under the closes thing there is to a shelter whenever there is a incident.
You by running like Usain Motherfucking Bolt whenever you have to leave the village for any reason whatsoever, be it chopping wood or praying to the shrine in fear that a youkai might have you for lunch.
You by shaking like a leaf at night every 9 years hoping you don't get the "honor" of being the sacrifice for the youkais.

>>16068373
Wanting to be human cattle is stupid.
Also you won't be comfy, you're gonna have to work like everyone else. For even the most mundane tasks like fetching water.

>>16068497
I take it that it's a peacekeeping thing.
Everyone working together for the Human Village stops major faction fights breaking out. As Aya says, they'd be outrage if someone broke the agreement.
Think of it like SA or SWR. Something goes down. All the factions interested goes and investigates. The human village is just a way so we don't get Tengus/Kappas having Gundam sky battles.
That's my spitballing anyway.

That or
>>16068507
You stray too far you are a free meal.

>>16068546
Between doing peasantry work on the rice farms and might get eaten on the way home or working at Tescos and getting stabbed on the way home.
I'd pick the former.

>>16068556
Not my preference.

>>16068373
>safe to live in.

As safe as the USRR.

>>16068497
You pay with your freedom and right to know about what happens around you.

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Wings.

>>16068798
There goes the thread

Still better off finding out how to become a youkai/wizard and slipping away into solitude without Reimu going Crimson Slasher on you.

>>16068373
You guys realize that
1) Humans of the human village are protected by a treaty
2) All youkai have a vested interest in keeping a stable population of humans alive and well in Gensokyo.

>>16068373
>We can all portal and be comfy, right /jp/?
no, I come here for ships and idols

fuck off with your neverland japan shit

>>16068812
reimu is an inquisitor for the village

>>16068968
>ships
>idols
you can go to /a/ too

>>16068973
>idols
>/a/
yeah if you want every last post being "he's still into >3D" maybe

>>16068373

Moe's art is so ugly.

They protect the humans because they all provide faith to allow the youkai to exist, and they're all competing for that limited amount of faith

The village getting completely wiped out by a disaster is bad for ALL of them.

>>16069453
wew

Good attempt, but you didn't get me. 0/8

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>>16068373
>>16068497
Humans in the Village are Live Stocks for the youkais.
>But who pays for this?
The humans' flesh to feed the hungry youkai(s).

>>16068981
Don't think we hate you idolfags any less than /a/ just because the moderation protects your cancerous generals

>>16068798
yes picked her for a Paul McCartney/ Denny Laine fan a long time ago.

>>16069604
They don't eat the natives you dimwit. Yukari sources human flesh from the outside world.

>>16070601
>Implying

>>16070601
Read 'Touhou Gumon Kuju ~ Symposium of Post-mysticism'

>>16068812
Why the fuck would you ever become a youkai instead of just a magician or a hermit

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>>16072032
Probably has some youkai hag as his gf.

>>16068507
This. It's a glorified protection racket combined with anti-competition practices. The Youkai agree to not interfere with the village, and also "protect" the village from attacks by their own kind.

>>16068798
They lost to the Jets 5-3 on Friday, what about them?

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>>16072194
I want the village cutie, Sekibanki, as my human gf!

>>16072021
Perhaps you should?

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>>16073181
Why do touhous have terrible tastes in hockey teams?

>>16072021
I did. Village humans are cattle milked for faith, not for meat.

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>>16070601
>>16075200
>>16075588

>>16076159
Dude...

>>16076159
I don't think you understood that exchange.

>>16075270
Wongs aint' that bad. But the Cantpucks are always shit.