>/jp/

>>16062441
N-NANI?

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>>16062441
AW SHEEIT IT'S YAKUI!

>>16062441
Post mutant Marisa or go back to 避難所.

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>>16063782

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I adore nijiura maids. Thank you for this happy memory.

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Good, old times.

>>16062441
>04:35:50
Should have made this thread at 04:20:00.

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The wee men are taking my supplies!

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DUDE /jp/

I want to slowly destroy my mind and body with Yakui!

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'～'

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i wonder what she thinks about

>>16064000
I agree. I sadly don't have any saved, though.

>>16064000
They are a cool concept and I like a lot of their designs

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>>16062441

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>>16062441
what's here? Did you order drugs through the mail?

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>>16066283
It's everything...

Some say life i just a pipe dream of hers...

I have never taken drugs despite my father being a drug dealer

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Doing drugs with a cute maid would be fun.

Why would anyone employ a druggy meido?
She wouldn't get anything done.

>>16074857
You have never cleaned a house on acid...

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>>16074857
Nijiura maids aren't very good at getting stuff done in general

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Other people get threads to post what they want for weeks and months, so I'm going to use this one and post Nijiura maids!
But I'll probably get bored after a couple days and let the thread due from no interest in an obscure japanese internet thing.

>>16075522
No, please keep at it!

this thread makes me rember happy day

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This is your brain on jaypee

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>>16075659

It's a pity most of her fan art was drawn by people who have obviously never done drugs.

Not that it should be a requirement or anything, but I think it would make the images more interesting.

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>>16077648
Drug usage is not common in japan

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She's a good maid

drugs are horrible. I don't think there's a life much sadder than a drug addicted NEET.

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>>16078117
Yakui is employed as a maid in the Nijiura house

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>>16078178
There is also a recurring idea that she is an actual doctor/pharmacist that merely partakes of her own supplies

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The previous generation's monster musume.

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>>16078424

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>>16078424
Even with an early try at goo girls.
Inui is a little less "jRPG slime" than later models though.

>>16078424
papi wa hapi

>>16077665

No shit because no fucking bong looks like that hahahahaha

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/jp/'s patron maid would be Hikkii-san
Quiet, unwashed, plain looking, never leaves her room

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>>16080120

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>>16080125

>>16080138

>boobs on table

YES

YESSS

YESSSSSSSSSS

As a bad artist who has used lots of drugs..... yakui isn't even my favorite but she deserves some cool shit and not be drawn as some cute heroin junkie who injects syringes without needles? c'mon son

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Yakui is my friend.

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PILLS PILLS PILLS

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No dlugs!!

>>16074687
I love this pic.

>>16066283
The phallus.

>>16078443
>>16079953
who's the tall meido? getting hard over here.

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>>16087071
Kusai 3m
an alien maid based on the Flatwoods monster
stands around 10 feet tall, has long limbs, no mouth

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>>16087075
May have some racial tensions with Inui, the alien-slime-dog-thing-maid.

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>>16087081

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>>16087086

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>>16087092

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>>16087097

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>>16087102

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>>16087107

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>>16087115

>>16087075
>stands around 10 feet tall
>has long limbs
is it the ideal woman?
>no mouth
it is.

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>>16091135
Pretty much all of these maids are just puns or obtuse erotic jokes

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>>16091139
Sometimes both.

>>16086146
She reminds me of her http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=nagisa_%28maid_in_heaven%29&pid=0

>>16091139
>>16087798
>>16086309
What's this one's name?

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>>16091393
Yamashii
(means "Guilty")
She always looks like she's hiding something
Also wears tight fitting jeans instead of a dress

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>>16092824

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>>16092845
Perhaps because of all the blushing and fidgeting she's got a bit more of an adult charge to her.
But those images can't be posted.

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>>16092855

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I didn't realize I posted one of those completely bizarre 2chan .gifs earlier. Politely pretend it didn't happen.

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>>16092889

>>16092990
Milky sure isn't nearly as popular as she used to be. I guess it's because she deleted her Tumblr and made her Twitter account private.

This isn't something you can get into if you can't post on futaba, is it?

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>>16093045
In the end what has to be acknowledged is it's not something that's anything.
It's not a show, or a series of any sort. There's no story to it.
It's basically just maid memes.
They're cute though.

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[X] Marry the druggie

>>16093101
>something so streamlined it doesn't even have any substance at all but merely consists of memes
So, the essence of shitposting has taken form as characters? That's pretty high level.

>>16093101
>nips get cute/sexy maids
>we get fucking pepe and wojak
the meme magic of the east is mighty..

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>>16093182
homecooked meals from your wife

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>>16093193
We got a cute meido too, newfag-kun

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>>16094665
>>16094668
>>16094680

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>>16093193
There's also snax, and yotsuba, and nevada, and cat-moot and other old things that were drowned out over time by newfags.

>>16077648
drugs are for degenerates

if yove done drugs, leave /jp/

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>>16093182

Very nice thread. Thank you for posting it.

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drugs for filling the void in your heart after you blindly and foolishly shove away the one who matters most to you~

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>>16093182
m-marriage right away is a bit f-fast!!

h-h-how about a d-d-deito with some mxe like old times?

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3meopcp down the nostril!

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dck down the other!

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morphine, codeine, and thebaine down the throat!

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tears down the cheek!

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diazepam and mirtazapine on the desk for later!

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uh oh, only 2mg diazepam left in the bottle! thankfully there's plenty of etizolam left to supplement if need be~

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diazepam is much more comfy and less drunken than etizolam,i bet it would be a lot better for ocd!

>>16114359
You posted a duplicate image.

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i dont know what im going to tell my shrink about running out of mirtazapine early, i didnt even trip off of it! just needed a bit extra to sleep a few nights. it's the most fun H1 antagonist youll find but its not fun enough to do more than a couple times. lacking in depth but rather enjoyable for hedonism regardless, with a decent body high

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>>16114374
oops, did someone clone yakui again?

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i hope yakui learns to be careful with morphine because i hear poppy seed tea withdrawals are as bad as heroin, but at least the dea hasnt banned kratom yet so there still is a legal way to skirt the nine circles of hell~

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I still need to crush up and snort the dck, 3meopcp without it is rather dull but together they produce a most peculiar state unlike any dissociative ive seen before in which a fool can be convinced theyre doing the right thing while they flail their arms around like a baby and hurt everyone around them in a state of false clearheadedness

>>16114405
Lock the door to your room, then?

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i miss opce, it went great with dck compared to 3meopcp, i wonder how 3meopce would be? probably pretty nice but its expensive and spanish,

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>>16114409
if i dont eat ill die and i dont want to commit suicide because i know i have hurt the person i love the most and i cant run away

>>16114409
i ned to eat or ill die and id ont want to commit suicide because i cant push away the people i love the most any longer

>>16114422
You can eat by unlocking your door after your trip.

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i still need to snort the dck for the combo to be an y dcenent

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>>16114432
i should pribanbly get some noodles first before i enter an intropsetive nigthmare where i realize how much of a fooll iam

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why do i always push away thepeopple i care about the most

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that was good line of dck 20mg, 20mg 3m

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eeopcp

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i love you

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t-thanks jaypee i'm coming down a bit, that was a hell of a trip

>>16115082
Tell us the story, tell us the details.

Serious issues with /jp/!

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>>16115118
i'd give you the details but I don't know anymore, i need someone to come back to tell me exactly what's going on clear as day because I'm confused and don't know what I should be doing in my isolation. starting the long and slow path of recovery, which is what I'd love to do now that i see my mistake, or should i be leaving my feelings at the doorstep and staying alone in the house until another meido comes by? please tell me before i lose my mind

maybe i write atrip report laterbut im still tripping my balls off clearly jaypee!

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actyualy last night i wrot ea trip report and its about 25 page sor osmething but tis too personal to post on jp unforutantely. i have to cut it down a bit to post it!

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there is a false Marisa in my head and i am alice and in love with this false Marisa, while the real Marisa runs around stealing books and wandering the forest. without knowing of the existence of the false Marisa.

I crossplayed as Yakui back in like 2009. I was *not* a convincing trap at all, but I'm still a bit surprised nobody recognized me.
One dude who got closest was like "you're that 420chan maid, right?"

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can you please at least answer me why and how long?

im on more 3meopcp and dck and morphine and codeine and thebaine! patchwork of problems with problems mixed with problems!

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stop being so cruel, please stop hurting me

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dude lobsters lmao

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>>16080120
>unwashed

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Nijiura maids are a cool concept. I like internet community created characters like these.

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>>16118081
any pics?
i'm not a fag but i just need it for my yakky folder

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jo291

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>>16157752
fuck off aya

>>16163638
me under the table

>>16163638
Is that a cat?

CUTE meidos

>>16079792
Who's the one with the giant tits

>>16173989
I guess you could call it that.