Homemade Body Pillow

please don't fuck your pillow

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>>16047299
not the actual pillow case I meant the inside anon

>>16047310

please don't fuck your pillow

>>16047360
why not

duct tape a potato to it and fuck the potato

>>16047443
how?

>>16047459
You wouldn't be asking that if you tried it

>>16047469
so describe how to prepare it and how it feels

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>>16047478
im curious

>>16047478
>how to prepare it
Use it a Swiss Army Knife (that is to say, "always stay prepared") to cut a cock sized hole in it. Cut a small hole on the other side of the potato so that you don't create a vacuum. You may use sour cream as lube if desired.

>how it feels
Slipper and stimulating, you'd think fucking something as hard as a potato would be unpleasant but once you find the grooves you like it's sort of like rubbing your dick against the back of your hand.

Of course it does not have to be a potato, but they're cheap and disposable so I recommend it. I do encourage experimentation though.

>>16047486
what are other good options for this "exciting" activity anon, and thanks

>>16047500
>what are other good options for this "exciting" activity anon
Potatoes are best for their weight class, being stable and non-acidic unlike, say, oranges or tomatoes.

To go better, it helps to go larger, like melons or egg plants.

>>16047519
Thanks anon for the information, by the way while doing this is there any ways at all to stimulate rubbing up and down a girls body, that might make it better

>>16047546
you know while using the potato

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>>16047288
This guy spent $2000 on his

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>>16047926

>>16047926
OP said "homemade". Few /jp/sies can afford $2000 on anything, much less a sextoy.

>>16047388
Because onaholes exist

>>16047546
Is there a way to make a potato make cute sleeping noises and smell nice? I want to know what it feels like to cuddle with a girl at night, but with a potato.

>>16048186
Play Xenoblade X.

>>16048305
I don't have a wiiu.

>>16047926
>>16047931
Why spend $2000 dollars on that when you could probably get a hooker for the same price. At least that way he'll learn the pleasures of real pussy.

i need a body u pillow I can hide from parents

>>16051472
Order one where one side is the girl you want and the other is camouflage!

>That feel when you've tried pillow humping but you can never get the right position or rhythm down so you just revert back to your hand.

>>16051513
my mum keeps tidying my room when im out and makes the bed

>>16049046
Well this has more than one use and you dont have to leave the home.
Also the quality of that webm is atrocious. Did you not save the decent one or is this the product of someone posting and saving it 100 times on this imageboard.

>>16051567
4chan doesn't compress images or videos, why would that happen?

>>16051529
i know right

>>16049046
the thing is, you can get a hooker once, the onahole the times that you want

>>16051545
Make your own bed you degenerate leech

>>16051739
I do but she still likes to make sure I've done it right, she's a workaholic

>>16051580

Feels bad man.

>>16048058
so what is the best way to get one unnoticed by family

>>16055151
i ordered one to my hotel during my stay in japan

>>16055151
i just done click and collect and collected it at my village post office

just put the box in my backpack and then hid them in my room

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>>16047926
>>16047931
>that puffy vulva

Get a fleshlight or onahole instead of the cringe that is body pillows

>>16047288
Pillows are for hugging not fucking you dipshit.

>>16057069
Did you think it was a penis?

>>16047288
don't

>>16065408
I want to cause im too cheap to get a bodypillow or onahole, plus I'm living with my parents

>>16049046
Why spend $2000 to fuck a loose hole and get aids? Also 3DPD, not fucking with that shit and I am serious.

>>16055151
My parents don't open my mail. They've found my toys. It was an embarrassing conversation but necessary one. Respecting my privacy and all. Been peachy ever since. Hope your family aren't religious freaks that probably won't go well.

Have sex

someone make an onahole thread

>>16071141
this desu

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>>16072219
help

>>16069536
>>16069536

Spoken like a true virgin

>>16073967
>/gayp/

>>16073967
>2016
>not being virgin
Kys yourself

>>16072224
what is that anon

>>16055151
amazon Locker check your area its pricy but worth it

>>16048305
If I play Xenoblade X, I will know how it feels to cuddle with a girl at night? What? How?

>>16051709
At least until it falls apart or gets to gross to use.

>>16047926
>>16047931
Source? I tried and the closest I can find is a 1k 25inch fantasia which I assume is not that one shown in video.

Dakis are for cuddling
Not for sex

ew

>>16101285
They can be for anything if you put your mind to it

>>16082404
I thought amazon locker was free?

>>16073967
Wow, I completely forgot about that post I made. Yeah, I'm a virgin, and I plan to stay that way.

>>16119960
you have to get 2 day shipping

>>16047926
I saw a link to these once. I do not think they were 1k each. It was like 2-300 I think.

>>16047926
>>16047931

worth it

>>16051472
just hide the case somewhere

if you fall asleep cuddling her, lock your door's room and hide her under the floorboards or the attic or your closet when you awaken

>>16104961
or your dick inside it