This is the king of all 2hus

>being an M
beta as fuck desu

>>16032932
Piss off homo, vow to your true king

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Looks female to me.

>>16032938
The sunflower police has been dispatched to your location, please stay where you are or face human rape.

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>>16032918
Making babies with Yuuka!
Raising a family together with Yuuka!
Playing in the yellow rolling fields of sunflowers with your children and Yuuka!

>>16032918
>king
since when yuuka is male?

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I want Yuuka to murder me and dissolve the body in a giant pitcher plant!

>>16033059
I want to impregnate each and every one of those flowers, one per time

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>>16033059
Please do not post edgy Yuuka "kudasai".

Hello
Gardener
Hikage

>>16032973
OP might be Polish, they had female Kings there.

King of PAIZURI.

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>>16033739
Y U U K A P A I Z U R I

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>>16033748
>>16033739
Shooting big, sticky, chunky, smelly, thick, yellow globs of burning hot semen into yuuka's boobhole!

>>16034066
lewd

>>16034066
Why yellow?

since reading imperfect metamorphosis i only see yuuka as a nightmare from nature

>>16032932
You need to assert your power over a woman and force her to dominate you.

Is this 2hu easy? If not what's the easiest 2hu? I want to fuck a 2hu so bad

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>>16032918
Yuuka is lovely, but Patchouli is my favorite.

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>>16034066
Welcome home.

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>>16034379
There's quite a gap between those two.

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>>16034398
They're still both lovely ladies though.

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Ｙ Ｕ Ｕ Ｋ Ａ Ｐ Ａ Ｉ Ｚ Ｕ Ｒ Ｉ

Yuuka more like Yucka

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>>16040605
Stop that.

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>>16032918
she's quite the dreamboat for sure

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yucca

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Kazami Spook-a

http://webmshare.com/play/jMYmL

>>16048796
woah

>>16048796
It's a bit offputting how she doesn't react at all. This sort of edit only works well on sleeping girls.

>>16032918
Why is Yuuka's thread still in spooky land?

>>16052699
Because you haven't cleared your cache yet.

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The power of youkai moe.

>>16053428
Nice tits.

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Slavedriver.

>>16032918
>The best and strongest 2hu will never be playable again

F-fuck you too ZUN....

>>16032932
Who are you quoting?

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Drunk Yuuka bullying you with her smelly feet!

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Yuuka on your couch! Yuuka with bedroom eyes! Yuuka waiting for you to ask her for SEX!

>>16032932
Where did the whole sadism thing even come from?

>>16080136
She's a powerful old youkai who enjoys bullying others. Put that through the filter of fanon, which amplifies and sexualizes every characteristic, and you get USC.

Will an Aloe Vera plant survive by a window on side of house that gets no direct sunlight?

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>>16034316
Forcing women to crush your balls!

>>16032918

> redneck granny
> king

Hey, even The Soak has its standards you know.

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>>16078482
I only do mammary intercourse.

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>>16080136
From when she was somewhat cruel and enjoyed causing pain in the PC-98 days, and how she "teases" people in PoFV.

Personally, Yuuka is my favorite character, but I don't subscribe to the sadism meme at all. Even in PC-98 she wasn't exactly "sadistic" and since then she calmed down significantly.

I love the idea of a stupidly overpowered being who just kinda chills out all day and will only bother you if she's in a certain mood or you managed to piss her off.

Yuuka's eggs will actually kill your sperm if they aren't tough enough.

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ANON WATCH OUT!!!

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>>16105847

Cute snek, dude

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>>16105847
But I've grown to love it!

>>16032918
Don't you mean queen?

>>16122172
Kings don't have massive tits.