Which 2hu do you want to be? I want to become Reisen. Staring

>>16021406
Faceless male who fugs the 2hus

>>16021406
nameless fairy

>>16021406

Just your giant bunny tits?

I love being me.

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>>16021406
The handsome druggie-kun

>>16021406
ZUN.

>>16021406
Rinnosuke. That's halfway to fuck Reimu or Marisa.

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>>16021406
I would love to have a place just for me, scream to people to get out of my lawn, and bust a new hole on anyone annoying

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>>16021406
a youkai

>>16021808
More like the resident homo boy. Just pick one or the other if you want hot Raymoo or Marisa action.

>>16021874
I want you to give me paizuri, dude.

One that gets killed by the protagonist painlessly. A nameless fairy.

I just want Marisa and Patchy to turn me into the little girl.

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I will become the perfect living onahole for the villagers.

>>16021406
I'd be Eirin and force you to take shady drugs that make you feel "warm and fuzzy" and then molest your highly sensitive body all day

>>16021406
I kinda wanna be Risen too

Yuyuko, so I could have Youmu all for myself to molest

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The smoll boi 2hu

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Yukari. Then, my dream of sleeping for more than 7 hours without interruptions will be fulfilled.

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Alice is perfection incarnate, but >>16023267 makes a good argument for Reisen.

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Chen, for access to Ran-sama.

>>16023333
A shota that fucks the 2hus?

>>16023664
Or that gets fucked by the 2hus.

>>16023916
Damn hags.

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I'm pretty sure the correct answer is Sakuya.

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Suika, so I can be invincible and perpetually drunk.

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Because I like hiphop and stuff

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>>16021406
I want to be Meiling so I can have a cute maid gf and be fit

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Sakuya. I want to be a strong and authoritative meido with cool powers, but at the same time I want to be totally subservient to Remilia and completely dedicate my life to pleasing her.

>>16025429
Remi looks like she has something leaking out of her nipples.

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I guess I would turn into an obese loser version of sagume.

>>16025488
>loser version
Redundant.

I want to be a sinsack

>>16021406
Rinnosuke. Because he's got a decent standing with some 2hus and a nice body, so he has an advantage over faceless men.

I want to be Unzan because being a cloud grampa who punches women for fun seems like a pretty awesome choice of living

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>>16021406
Alice

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>>16026318
Lewd puppeteer.

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I want to be Marisa so fanon can turn me into a pimp

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Youmu.
It would be everything I could wish for:
>really fast
>wicked sword skills
>being half-ghost
>that outfit
And the two cons are Yuyuko bullying me and anyone bullying me, but I've been bullied quite a bit.

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>>16026441
>Yuyuko bullying me
>con

I want to be Suika and hang out with Yuugi all day!

>>16026678
I guess it wouldn't be as bad as I thought...

Chen. I would seduce Ran with my cuteness.

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>>16028224
Chen is a girl. Ran wants a woman.

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I want to be Satori and stay indoors all day writing lewd fics about myself and men from the village on the surface.

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>>16025508
apologize

>>16021406
Mima
Because she's dead

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Onozuka Komachi.

I would work hard and pleasantly relax in equal measure, converse with anxious mortals, bring the same placidity to the newly dead, and have lots of fun.

Maybe do something with my huge boobs but that is not particularly important.

>>16028624
>Maybe do something with my huge boobs
Paizuri?

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Sekibanki.

Take a moment to imagine just how convenient having a detachable, flying head actually is. Every waking moment we are compensating for having a bowling-ball weight on our necks. Sidesteps a bunch of potential danger too, like whiplash/drowning/decapitation/asphyxiation

And that's ignoring the laser eyes, neck extension, multiple phantom heads, etc

Great position, too. Benefits of being "Human", benefits of being a Youkai, and without the responsibilities that other 2hus may have.

Rinno
So I can have all touhous.

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>>16028630

Maybe!

>>16025559
>>16028673

Yeah. Right.
>>16022264

>>16028624
>work hard
Suuuuuuuure

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>>16028859

It's true! Komachi isn't lazy. She just goes at her own pace.

She does her job as best she can and then takes it easy to compensate.

The only Touhou described as lazy is Iku. Iku will take shortcuts and easy solutions, not putting in sufficient effort, so long as she has less to do.

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Best girl, of course

>>16028735
Oh my!

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>>16028652
Being the cutest girl in the village would have its downsides though. Watch out for those spanking fetishists!

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literally me

>>16029094
Almost shit, no one wants you back, and you're literally ded?

>>16028310

I'll show her a woman?

>>16021406
Reisen

I think I would enjoy being Remilia the most. Having my waifu to serve and adore me would probably be best the feeling in the world while I'm a really cute loli vampire.

>>16030228
>>16023594
>>16023267
>>16021617
I forgot to mention that I'd get a gun which would be cool. Maybe Eirin and I could use the local fairies as target practice on weekends.

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Flandre because I am already her as far as lifestyle, beyond being locked by myself. I am alone with few friends too; so she fits me fine.

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>>16021406
Rinnosuke, of course.

Because I will never have my gorgeous white anime hair played with by Reimu.

In west Gensokyo, born and raised, near the foot of Youkai Mountain was how I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and testing my camouflage outside of the pool, when a couple of humans, who were up to no good, started shootin' danmaku in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight, and then I got scared, and said "you'll regret this, it's no place for humans to go."

>>16030527
We're all her, lifestyle concerned.
I really doubt there's someone who is a /fit/ person along with being so degenerate they imagine what girl they'd be in a game of dodging patterns.

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I want to be Kosuzu so I can be comfy reading interesting and strange books while occasionally making friends with the other 2hus that visit the shop.

>>16030840
Fresh Kappa of You'kai

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I wanna be ran. Why? Being a kitsune girl. Also, those tails would be the best pillows ever. And I get to have Chen to be friends forever and entertain me.

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>>16031546
What breed of fox would you like to be installed on?

>>16031563
Starting in 1997idontfuckingknow Yakumo inc designed a chip to make computing more efficient.

>>16031563
Red fox :p

i wish i was yuyuko so i could be dead

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Arizu

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>>16032786
>i wish i was yuyuko so i could be dead

>>16032847
Why did she make a doll of herself?

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>>16031563
Arctic please.

>>16028364
I want to be Satori's horse husband!

>>16033930
An Arctic Fox that is a real Youkai would be cool.

Alice.
I am fag who digs the whole tragic /u/ angle with the whole "in love with a person that will likely only live a fraction of your lifetime" thing.
Also she is prettiest 2hu.

>>16034872
If you become Alice, be aware that every 2hu will secretly want to fuck you, except Marisa.

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>>16022718
>Not being abducted by witches and experimented on.
>Not escaping to wander the new world and narrowly avoid man eaters, who will tenderly molest you before trying to slow cook you
>Not being enslaved as permanent staff indefinitely with your new immortal loli body
>Not being deemed more valuable than the 7 billion other humans by scarcity and by your mistress declaring you her property.

>>16033917
To play with herself