Take responsibility Anon!

ok, but I got no job

Tenko having a baby!

What the fuck does that even mean?
YOUR BODY
YOUR PREGNANCY
YOUR BABY
YOU YOU YOU
I have no obligations toward any of those.

It's like a dream come true!

>>15998572
>YOUR BABY
Actually, it's your baby in her.

how do you know this is OUR baby

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>>15998915

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>>15998572
>>15998787
>The moment when you had condom and taken the pills.
She cucked to get pregnant.

i will do anything for mai waifu !! anything ! if she is pregnant i will love our baby !!!

>>15998492
Ill take responsibility in killing it

>>15998492
Not my problem; I've been shooting blanks downstairs for years now!

>>15999226
Akuten Soushin style?

I'll take responsibility, as well as for the 86 other Touhous I impregnated.

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Why don't you procreate /jp/?

But I virgin, my dear.

>>15998492
Nice try, but I wouldn't knock you up if you paid me.

>>15999886

Why Tenshi is great

>>15999702
Because you won't open the border, Abe.
So me and my potential future qt jap gf are seperated.

>>15999899

yes blame Abe for everything
you already sound like native
chinese aggression ? Abe fault
rent price? Abe fault
korea? Abe fault
brexit? Abe fault

Fucking Abe is keeping me away from Tenshi, the mother of my child.

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KEEP THE GODDAMN SEAWALL UP ABE! GOD BLESS THE 日本人！
KEEP THE GOOKS AND WAITUPIGGU OUT!

>>15999920
Abe's oddysee

Yukari will be happy to know there be more cute celestials playing in her yard.

>>15999920
Abe did 9/11

>>15999702
Because race mixing is wrong

>>15998492
With pleasure.

>>15998492
I ain't da baby daddy.

>>15998787
Dude I don't make the seed I just put MiracleGro on it.
I'd be a tad miffed if I went to the market to buy produce and they gave me fertilizer instead.

Considering she's my wife, can I eat her hat?

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Hey Tenshi... can I see you by this door?

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I'll take responsibility for Tenshi.

>>16000236
But you cant open those while flying without there being some type of pressure loss

>>16000402
It seems some kind of loss is going to be happening anyway.

>>16000411
Just grab a tanto and well
You know what to do next!

She's loying. Celestials can't get pregnant!

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>>16000446
>She's loying. Celestials can't get pregnant!

I'll make sure my wife's son has the best possible childhood I can offer him.

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The second test came back positive too /jp/

>>16000591
I'm sorry but /jp/ is incurable

>>16000591
pregnant AND aids?

>>16000591
Well on the bright side, someone amputated her legs, so she won't be able to chase you if you decide to run.

>>15998787
Then I choose to make her abort it.

will her washboards get juicy now?

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>>16000236
>>16000402

That reminds me of that news story from a while back about a charter plane that took off with some HP employees and one was missing when they landed.

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>>15998492
No

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Which 2hu would you procreate and settle down with?
You can only choose one, how many babies?

>>16001149

Keine

five babies

>>16000591
the amputation test?

>>16000591
That sounds great! Do you know what is also great? cigarettes! I'll buy some...

>>16001084
I can't like that image.

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But I want Iku not Tenshit????

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Lol no

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>>16001149
Yukarin. As many as she would be willing to have.

>>16001149
Tewi
Literally until my balls stopped working

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>>15998492
Will the corndog take responsibility?

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>>16001149
Okuu. I'll take one adorable daughteru to go.

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>brith day
>child turn out to be black
What do?

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>>16009810
glad cuz i ma black yo

>>16009928
for you it is:
>child turn out to be mongolian throat singer

>>16009928
I don't belive you, prove you are black

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>>16010018

>>16009928
It's funny because Arc is black.

>>15998492
We're just getting started, honey.