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>>15974842
The cook is molesting the cake!

Might as well re-post this if anyone's still interested.

It's an alternative version of the First Game. The family have just discovered the 6 bodies in the garden shed. They're sitting in the lounge, discussing what to do.
In the meantime, Gohda and Kumasawa are in the kitchen preparing food, accompanied by Nanjo and Genji. On Natsuhi's advice, they only get tinned food because she fears the murderer might have poisoned the food.
Eventually everyone on the island is gathered in the lounge and eating their food. After a very short time, Natsuhi suddenly stands up and mumbles something about a terrible headache and wanting to lie down in her room. She takes a couple of wobbly steps and falls down right after opening the door. The family and servants are all shocked and Nanjo is on the scene quickly. He checks her pulse and soon declares her dead by cyanide poisoning. However.

/RED/ Everyone in the lounge had the same exact food as Natsuhi.
/RED/ Natsuhi definitely died because of cyanide poisoning.
/RED/ The food was served by Gohda, assisted by Kumasawa and Kanon.
/RED/ The food was laid out and distributed to the family randomly.
/RED/ It is possible for the food to be poisoned while preparing it, of course, but it is impossible that Natsuhi would be the only one affected by it as everyone ate the same food.
/RED/ Natsuhi ate her food.
/RED/ Everyone was served tea from the same pot and everyone drank it, including Natsuhi.
/RED/ Natsuhi did NOT take any headache medicine prior to eating. In fact she hadn't taken the medicine all day.
/RED/ Natsuhi swallowed the poison that killed her!

>>15974914
Well, he needs to add some frosting to the cake to make it complete, right?

>>15974934
/Blue/ the target was not Natsuhi
/Blue/ anyone could have placed a cyanide pill into the food without anyone noticing

>>15974934
I've been trying to think of other ways Natsuhi could have swallowed poison during dinner, but what if the food had nothing to do with this murder?
Natsuhi was at her most vulnerable when she collapsed onto the floor but there was no proof she died at that moment or was even poisoned yet.

While everyone was shocked, Nanjo slipped the cyanide into her mouth while doing his "examination"!

>>15975022
Great work, anon, you solved it!
Nanjo forced the cyanide into Natsuhi's mouth while he was "checking up on her". The poisoning never happened during dinner, it happened afterwards. Natsuhi genuinely had a terrible headache and collapsed, which gave Nanjo his opportunity to kill her.

>>15975042
That was a good one, it really had me going there when it was confirmed she swallowed the poison yet it seemed impossible for it to happen during dinner with all those red truths revealed. I had a few theories I was confident were on the right track with the food but those were shut down, so I kept focusing on the food.

Well played.

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>>15974941
How much frosting does this cake need?

>>15975085
Thanks anon. Glad you enjoyed it.

I was a bit skeptical about posting another mystery but that recent strawpoll showed that there is still plenty of interest in these mysteries. I'll probably be back with another one sooner or later. In fact I've been toying with the idea of creating a full game board for Halloween.

>>15975134
I wasn't a fan of it at first and just ignored the posts but now I've been enjoying it after giving it a chance. I used to be bad at mysteries but I feel that reading Umineko has given me some tips and experience when it comes to solving them. Good luck with the next one, you have one more looking forward to it now.

>>15975173
That's great to hear. I love writing them and I love playing them myself too. Too bad I'm the only person in these threads who still makes mysteries, I never get a chance to play anymore.

>>15974914
WHAT THE FUG

>>15975042
That's a good twist. How do you mystery people come up with this stuff?

>>15975485
A good chef must carefully inspect all the ingredients to ensure their freshness.

>>15975086
As much as the bottle holds.

>>15975525
Not to mention give a small taste sample before giving it away to the hostesses for consumption.

>>15975586
What do Lambda's nipples taste like? Cherries? Strawberries? Cotton candy?

>>15975583
Makes me want to do an edit of a naked Lambda covered with whipped cream and sweets.

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>still no voice patch for Himatsubushi
Really close to just bending over and take it without the patch.

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>>15975622
dried plums

>>15975622
No need, Godha probably already filled the cake with frosting on the inside.

>>15975673
Is there a voice patch for ep 3?

>>15975681
Yeah, and the PS3 art patch also got released a couple of days ago.

https://github.com/07th-mod/tatarigoroshi

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>>15975687
Awesome. I want to hear Satoko's mind broken voice.

>>15975558
I don't like flast-chest Erika.

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>>15975676
I can see it now.
>Bernkastel, Lambdadelta, and Battler are all drinking black tea together in the Meta world.
>Bern starts to complain about the quality of the tea, saying how she wants to get the flavor out of her mouth.
>Walking over to Lambda, Bern pulls down her top and begins to lick one of her nipples, maintaining eye contact with Battler the whole time.
>Lambdadelta eventually get's tired of Battler staring at them and offers to let him lick her other nipple.

>>15975677
"Now now Lambdadelta-sama, please be patient. Just a few more layers of frosting and you'll be ready."

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>>15976037
Me neither.

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Did Maria die a virgin?

>>15976246
Maria died as a terrible autist.

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>>15976282
She was a great artist though.

>>15976282
I'm getting "Anon dies as a terrible autist" on my tombstone.
Heck, I won't be able to afford a plot of land at a graveyard or even a tombstone. I don't know what will happen when my family or I die. Funerals are so expensive.

You think Maria and Sakutarou played 'grown up' games together?

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>>15976246
I don't think Battler would have let his cute cousin suffer such a sad fate. If it seemed like their lives were in danger, I'm sure Battler would have taken it upon himself to show Maria the joys of being a woman before the end came.

>>15976305
I'll bet Beato showed Maria a wonderful spell that let's you have fun even when you're all alone. Maria would then practice that spell together with Sakutarou whenever Rosa left her home alone.

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>>15976246
I bet those creeps Rosa was bringing around showed her that already. Sexual abuse is a core theme to being Beatrice, after all.

>>15976330
I thought it had to be incestuous though.

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This series will never get scanned.

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>>15976308
I dunno. He did try to elope with a eunuch. If anyone is up for breaking loli hymens I think it's George. He was the ones going after Shannon when she was eleven while Battler forgot about her.

It pains he to think about how poor little Maria suffered having that huge mass of fat bearing down on her. Worst than the faceless rapists from my 2hu doujins fugging little Star Sapphire.

>>15976336
Well she is playing with Ange a lot, and Rudolf seems like that kind of guy. We also don't know who her father is. Maybe he pays her some nighttime visits every once in a while.

>>15976339
Battler didn't know about the eunuch thing. And he's hit on Maria various times. And most importantly I can't get off if it's George.

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>>15976347
Good point, it is quite disgusting.

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>>15976330
>Sexual abuse is a core theme to being Beatrice, after all.
Nice theory, but who lewded Ange and Eva?

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>>15976358
Unlike George, it's fun to think of ways Batter might take advantage of his naive cousin, like telling her that letting him rubbing her chest will improve her flow of magical energy, or that he can read her fortune by looking at the panties she's wearing.

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>>15976389
>who lewded Ange and Eva?
>Who lewd Eva
>WHO
>LEWD
>EVA
Hmmmm. I wonder who.

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>>15976389
There is one man who had access to all of the Beatrices.
Original Beatrice: drugged and fucked with a bar of gold after Kinzo left.
Second Beatrice: molested during medical checkups.
Yasu: emasculated and turned into a sex slave.
Eva: seduced and fucked as a teenager.
Maria: traded by Rosa for sex in exchange for poisoning Kinzo so she can inherit.
Ange: fondled during delivery.

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>>15976413
"What's this Krauss? Molesting your younger siblings again are you? You impotent brat! You call that rape? You know nothing of true domination! Your puny rape dungeon is but a single room upon my vast rape island! It looks like I'll have to reeducate this foolish son of mine. Genji! Go, fetch Natsuhi! I'll have to show my incompetent son what true rape is all about!"

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>>15976431
Please, does this look like the face of a rapist to you?

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>>15976437
Who the hell is this old man? Does he really thing locking someone up could possible lead to the true depths of despair and torment?

>>15976437
Kinzo's rape dungeon is a literal mansion. That's rad as fuck.

>>15976467
What kind of a rapist are you? You couldn't even rape your own husband!

>>15976473
She locked him in a room until he tried to cut an unspecified body part off with a pair of pliers.

>>15976489
You know dam well he could have escaped that room whenever he wanted. He was just humoring her.

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>>15976472
Also he owns an orphanage for a steady stream of victims. Guy is dedicated to his craft.

>>15976494
He didn't and couldn't though. That's why it was a miracle that surpassed Bern. He had an astronomical chance of his stupid plan actually working.

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Who i the lewdest loli in all of WTC?

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>>15976520
Sextoko. This isn't even a contest.

>>15976389
Okonogi or Amakusa could have given Ange a dicking. Or maybe Eva molested young Ange after being lonely and sexually frustrated for so long.

>>15976437
I'm cackling

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>>15976437
No wonder Erika is so popular. You're all perverts.

>>15976560
Erika is both a intellectual and physical rapist.
She's the best type of rapist that exists.

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>>15976448
Honestly yeah.

>>15976535
Ange is the easiest to explain. That goat rape scene at the school was some obvious symbolism. It was probably a loli gangrape or a teacher licking her all over.

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>>15976571
And she's not afraid to admit it and proud of the fact that she is one.
A true pervert through and through.

>>15976338
MUH SAKUTAROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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I just listened to Ep 7 OST again
Holy shit how did I forget all those great tracks
They were so underused

>>15979236
Does this image imply that Ange is not wearing pantsu?

>>15979236
What are the best tracks?

Can someone explain me tatarigoroshi-hen?

>>15969779
I thought shannon was the main reason battler returned, since lion's world was the only one where he didn't.

>>15980605
Everything K1 did happened. His friends realized what he was up to and then pretended that he was at the festival with them to give him an alibi. Mion used her Yakuza powers to hide the body someplace else.

>>15980631
I thought so.
But then why was still being abused by her uncle? Who made her count in the bathroom?

>>15980639
Real spoilers for later in the series: Hinamizawa syndrome.

>>15980640
I already finished the series.
Why is k1 the only one confused when she starts crying in the classroom and says her uncle came back and did terrible things to her?

>>15980663
Everyone else knows that he's dead and that she's having an emotional breakdown, but they can't just come out and say "oh don't worry he's dead, lel". Keiichi is also having symptoms and is starting to believe that he somehow killed the wrong person.

He's also being a little insensitive. He thought that killing him would solve all her problems, but that did nothing to help the emotional problems that he caused her.

>>15980711
I see, that makes sense.
One last question: after the disaster, while k1 walks his way to school, he says that the higurashi couldn't be heard.
That would make sense if the gases actually came out, but how do you explain it once you know the solution?

>>15980767
Keiichi was in the ravine which the Banken didn't gas. The poison blew away over night.

>>15980663
K1 is confused because his friends are covering up for him. You can tell that they're creating a bullshit allibi for him but he's too dense to notice it. He starts to press them on what that 2nd K1 did and they just go ''y-yeah, you were having fun with us remember'' and none of the girls have similar timelines of what they did with him.
You don't notice this on a first time reading but it's bloody obvious. Satoko just causes bullshit because she's still broken.

>>15980767
The gas killed most of the wild life around the town including the cicadas. K1 woke up hours after the conspiracy took place. That's why he's the only survivor.
Also the gas was mainly done is the schoolroom and some other less deadly gas was used to cover up and make it look as a deadly accident.

I really liked how reading Tatarigoroshi makes you think for a while that K1 has a doppelganger running around Hinamizawa. Really added a lot to the horror/paranoid atmosphere.

>>15980817
It was planned that way.
It connects ep 1 and ep 2 together in explaining how they end differently while connection the Takano + Mion body double at the end of ep 2.

It's also the reason why Rena thinks that there are aliens in ep 6.
Ryukishi knew damn fucking well what to do.

What's Umineko Episode W about?

>>15981199
Is this the series about the futa girls that have sex with eachother to pass on their penis?

>>15981222
No.
http://07thonly.main.jp/petit_four.html

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>>15981222
>mystery of the feminine penis
I'm intrigued. What is that one called?

>>15981335
It's called Rondo Duo but you wouldn't like it because it isn't a true MYSTERY

>>15981352
To elaborate, there is no mystery because your perspective is that of the penis, the only mystery for you being which schoolgirl will receive your penis seed next.

>>15981352
>>15981379
That sounds fantastic. Thank you for enlightening me.

>>15967588
Forgot to ask, how much are you planning to write about the Erika vanilla setting?

>>15982236
I'm not sure. Once I start writing I sometimes just keep going. I've got about a thousand words now.

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>When the End of the Love Harem Game is Announced
>R07's new work
dafug is whis?

>>15982996
This was announced months ago, but it didn't have an official name until now. It's a new manga

>>15983034
Hotarubi? Or is this another one?

>>15983058
It's a new one that hasn't started yet

>>15983065
Just how many projects is he doing simultaneously?

>>15983034
>manga
MAKE IT STOP I WANT VNs NOT MORE MANGA

>>15983266
We won't be getting a translation regardless so what difference does it make?

>>15983266
He's doing that too. He's writing the bonus VNs that are included with some of the Rewrite Blu-Rays

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>>15980085
Ange never wears pantsu.

>>15974934
>>15975022
>>15975042
Late to the party but I love this one, can't wait for more

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>>15980407
Here are some good ones that deserved to be in more episodes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKUSi2apj1k&index=54&list=PL4AC2245EFEE1FABB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAy_wBQ13ZE&index=55&list=PL4AC2245EFEE1FABB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLSAv8vhgsQ&list=PL4AC2245EFEE1FABB&index=60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt4GGsj39H8&list=PL4AC2245EFEE1FABB&index=61
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO9AKnb1vww&list=PL4AC2245EFEE1FABB&index=68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOO7t-UaTic&list=PL4AC2245EFEE1FABB&index=70
And the best track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AHOh9tTNfo&index=72&list=PL4AC2245EFEE1FABB
dem piano holy shit

>>15983674
no golden nocturne?

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Welcome to oppai island. We hope you enjoy your stay. Please select your tour guide.

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>>15985928
I'll blow it up and take my chances with Beato in Hell.

>>15985928
Jessica please. I don't like old hags or disfigured traps.

>>15985993
Great, now I need to make an oppai purgatory.

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>>15985928
Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Select-Start
Hidden character unlocked

>>15986015
Amazing.

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>>15986005
Thanks for picking me anon. I may not be as experienced as the others, but I won't lose when it comes to tits! That being said, I'm still not used to this whole tour guide thing. Let's see... Is there anywhere you'd like me to show you around?

*Main House
*Guest House
*Rose Garden
*Beach

I like to think that Butler is Battler in a different fragment. It can happen right?
Or do timelines need to match?

>>15986141
Oooh...let's see. I'd like to have an intimate moment with Jessica...
Why don't you show me the bedrooms in the guest house? They should be empty, with no one to bother us, nihihi

You guys checked up on iwaihime?
It looks spoopy.

>>15983110
>Just how many projects is he doing simultaneously?
He's not quite Kamachi yet

>>15980817
Personally, I didn't believe that for a second. I'm not very perceptive and most of the time I had no idea what was happening, but when everyone said that K1 was at the festival, I couldn't think of anything other than them all knowing about K1 killing the uncle and covering for him

>>15986154
Leave it to anons to sexualize everything

>>15986227
To be honest, tour guide-anon started it with
>I may not be as experienced as the others, but I won't lose when it comes to tits!

>>15986232
She's very knowledgeable about birds.

>>15986232
What if she's just an escort

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>>15986154
Alright, here we are. This guesthouse was just built a few years ago. All the rooms are pretty extravagant, almost like a hotel. There are a bunch of different types of rooms. You'll be able to pick which one you'd like to stay in later. Hm... there's still another hour or so before lunch. So, what would you like to do for now?

*Let's play cards
*Let's just relax for a while
*Let's go somewhere else

>>15986304
[X] pomf =3

>>15986304
[X] Do you have an atari console? I'm kinda bored.

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>>15986319
Eh!? W-What are we going to do on the bed!?

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>>15986342
Ah, sorry. My mom won't let us keep those kind of things on the island. I guess We'll just have to find a way to entertain each other! Got any ideas?

>>15986431
If you were candy, what flavor would you be?

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>>15986493
Hm... I think I'd have to go with melon. I love the taste of melons! What about you anon? Do you like melons?

>>15986431
Lets play Rosa and Beato. You get to be Rosa. Lay down on the bed while I go find a knife and some matches.

Lord forgive me for I have RP'd. I feel dirty now.

>>15986522
I would also feel dirty if it weren't for the fact that I'm actually putting in effort to make each shop. Though I will admit this is getting out of hand. Guess I'll stop for now.

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>>15986514
>meanwhile next room over

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>>15986550
Does Erika snuggle Dlanor at night?

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>>15986550
Good thing the walls are so thin.

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>>15986581
Well, define "snuggle."

>>15986550
Damn, she is so cute I wanna hug her. Don't worry Erika, you don't need to spend your night alone while listening to them.

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>>15986596
It's like fuggling except less lewd and less deadly.

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>>15986660
>hidden hand holding

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>>15986660
I'm sure they both snuggle and fuggle depending on their mood. The real question is how often.

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WEDDING!

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>>15986821
Who wears it better?

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Battler is washing the murder doll!

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You're asking that question to an Erikafag.

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>>15986841
Erika's wedding dress has magical properties.

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>>15986839
The murder doll is washing Battler!

>year 2016
>no good umineko dojin
>no good umineko game or cg set

I guess even Japan doesn't care about this shit.

>>15986897
Well, there is that one game in development by some guy, I forget the name of it and the link. I don't think it's finished yet though.

There's also witches in woodlands.

>>15986881
>This work was deleted.
post the original

>>15986903
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7066

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>>15986913
thanks anon

>>15986839
How exactly was Battler able to convince Dlanor to get naked with him?

>>15986899
The first part of Erika game by the Redactions OTGW guy was released last month if that's what you're talking about.

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>>15986921
She is a CHILD. She can't be that hard to TRICK.

>>15986881
>You will never feel Dlanor's soft lips lovingly kiss your dick.
>You will never witness Dlanor eagerly drinking your semen
>You will never pet Dlanor's head.
Why live?

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>Bernkastel bbm pregnant mindbreak big penis dark sin
>search results: 0

>>15986938
"Yo, Dlanor! Gertrude said she can't come by tonight, so she asked me to help you with your bath."

"That's STRANGE. I thought mean and women were not supposed to bathe TOGETHER. But if Gertrude suggested it then it must be ALRIGHT."

-Later-

"BATTLER. Thank you, but I can do the rest by MYSELF"

"Ah, that's no good Dlanor. No good at all. Gertrude told me how you're never thorough enough when scrubbing, so she asked me to wash you all over. Now, take off that towel and face this way!"

I could go on and on.

Such a lewd thread.
I like it.

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>>15987049
Yami wo kirisaku oh desire, Trottla Dlanor when?

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>>15987242
I want to kiss Dlanor's nipples.

>>15986897
>>15987001
It really is weird how little porn there is of Umineko. Higurashi had a decent amount. And Umineko has shit loads of fan art, but almost none of it is porn. And it's not even good porn. There's a couple good Ange pics out there but that's it.

>>15987333
I want a golden handjob from her massive gold robot hand

>>15987343
STROKE THE DICK!
SENTENCE TO DICK!
GREAT EJACULATOR IS THE DICK!!!
wouldn't that be pretty uncomfortable though?

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>>15987341
Not enough lolis. Worse than that though, no watchable anime adaptation, which seems to be what the hentai artists care about.

And the characters are all pretty unlikable. It's easy to crush on Rika or Rena, it's pretty hard to want to do anything but lock Maria in a closet and bludgeon Rosa to death.

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Is Umineko really a retelling of Zelda III, with Beatrice as Zelda and Battler as Link?

>>15987360
That's the point. I want an eerie, uncomfortable, cold handjob that increases is rough speed as her face contorts into that crazy face and she sentences me to cum.

>>15987361
>no watchable anime adaptation, which seems to be what the hentai artists care about.
That seems to be the case. Most of the porn we do have is of characters from the anime. Most of the Chiru cast is very, very neglected by hentai artists. Which is why I was so excited for those 15 minutes where we thought Chiru would get an anime a couple of days ago. Thought it'd give a resurgence of porn

>>15987385
That is probably the only good thing that would come from a Chiru anime.

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Here's a work in progress. I'm still working on removing the "sample" text.

>>15987394
I dunno, probably some good reaction faces too. I'd still enjoy it for the trainwreck it would be though. The original anime was shit, but I still liked it for the great OP/ED and the overacting and weird scenes.

Would you roleplay Umineko with your girlfriend?
If so, would you both dress up? Would you quote lines from the VN during the act? Play out lewd scenarios? Who would you be and who would she be? I want to know your deepest desires, anons.

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>>15987424
I don't think even DEEN is going to spend millions of dollars on making reaction images.

Maybe we can hope for a spinoff sort of like Prisma Ilya. Erika that has to defeat witches by making out with them, or Maria has to make the world believe in magic by running darknet camshows with Sakutaro, or something similarly silly.

>>15987450
I'm not that kinky but I would love to shout YAMI WO KIRISAKU OH DESIRE at the top of my lungs at climax

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>>15987385
>Which is why I was so excited for those 15 minutes where we thought Chiru would get an anime a couple of days ago.
Man, I was actually hyped when I saw that. I knew it would be shit, but my heart still skipped a beato at the thought of Erika and Dlanor animated

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>>15987548
>my heart still skipped a beato
Dohohoho...don't make an old woman laugh so suddenly like that

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>>15987575
Never post that image again!

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>Erika animated
Would they have made her a loli too?

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>>15987580
But why?

>>15987637
I dunno. What did they do with Bernkastel again? Slight boobage if I recall correctly? Probably give her the same treatment. Not flat, but not stacked.

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>>15987653
They made Bern almost completely flat. It was only more recent adaptations that started giving her boobs back.

>>15987580
I want to force 34 to take off her top and stand facing away from me, then rub my penis on her exposed lower back until I climax.

>>15987637
>>15987663
Ah, now I remember. They'd probably make Erika a loli as well, just to appeal to the loli audience, since there's already so many boobmonsters in Umineko. Only loli is Maria, who's an annoying little shit.

Edit-anon, if you're there, could you maybe shop Amakusa's hat and hair-over-one-eye onto Genji? I'd love to see that look on him.

>>15987679
>Manage to get 34 topless
>go for her back
But if you don't suck on those candy-flavored nipples, who will?

>>15987692
>Only loli is Maria
Does Dlanor count as a loli?

>>15986015
Genius.

>>15985928
Ro~sa!

>>15987341
That's because the more you like the characters, the less porn of it exists.
Also there's an insane amount of R07 doujins that were never scanned.

>>15986304
[X] Let's play cards

>>15987724
>That's because the more you like the characters, the less porn of it exists.
Nonsense. The entirety of Umineko's cast is mostly unlikable. Higurashi's cast was mostly likable but they had lots of porn.

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>>15987724
This was the holy grail for me back in the day. Never found it.

>>15987702
>Does Dlanor count as a loli?
Sure. Appearance and manner are childlike.
I was talking about the possibility of a Chiru anime adaptation though. All I meant was that there was only 1 loli in the original Umineko anime (Maria), so they'd likely emphasise the loliness of some characters from Chiru if it were ever to get an anime. This would include Erika and Dlanor.

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>>15987699
Fit's surprisingly well.

>>15987789
Uh, wow, I honestly don't know what to think of this image. It looks wrong but right at the same time.

>>15987789
Make him wear Shannon's fake boobs.

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>>15987797
But Kanon's already wearing them.

>>15987825
Send him to the butcher then.

>>15987789
I kinda thought it would, that's why I asked. The result is amazing, I love it. Thanks anon, you know you're amazing, right?

>>15987789
Genji's Bizarre Adventure

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Edit-anon, please make an edit of Rika getting DP'd by Keiichi and Battler.

>>15987789
I honestly laughed out loud just now. This is absolutely great. You've just combined the most sour-looking character in Umineko with this emo haircut and weird hat and the result is perfect.

Fuck, I didn't save the twintail Gohda edit. Anyone have it? I'm making a folder for all the non-lewd character edits.

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>>15987846
Sorry, but that seems beyond me. I'm an editor, not an artist.

>>15987855
Don't worry, I never delete my work.

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>>15987857
Crap, wrong version. Here's the final together with the Male Kumasawa.

>>15987857
>>15987863
I'm glad to have you in these threads, anon. I know I've said it before, but I appreciate the fact that you're willing to edit the stupid shit I come up with on a whim.
I have a feeling I'm gonna end up with a huge folder of ridiculous edits sooner or later.

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>>15987735
Cards huh? Sure, sounds fun! What should we play?

*Old Maid
*Strip Poker
*Solitaire

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>>15987880
Thanks, I appreciate the support. Did you happen to get this one?

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>>15987890
H-How about a nice game of Strip Poker, Jessica? Have you ever played it before...?

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>>15987890
Let's skip the bullshit, Jessica. Let's get out of the guest house and go to the main house. Show me. Show me where Krauss oji-san...your father...raped my mother nightly. NIGHTLY!

>>15987899
These Alolan forms are getting really weird

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>>15987846
How about an image of two Rika witches?

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>>15987940
Hahahahaahaha.

>>15987940
>raped my mother nightly
What if Krauss is George's dad?

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>>15987940
I don't know anything about that George "nii-san," but I do know where I saw Battler and Shannon getting it on last night.

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>>15987973
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm surprised that there's never been an evil jessica sprite.

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>>15987964
Damn it Jessica! Why do you rejoice in the nightly rapings of Krauss?! Oka-san......Eva...has never been the same. She thought it was...over...over! But your father had to do it. He had to take what he could. And all you can do is laugh!
SHOW ME! SHOW ME WHERE HE DID IT!

>>15987983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO6NSc0MO5U

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>>15987948
That's an excellent idea Anon! I should watch every episode of DoReMi over the next week!

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>>15987983
You're...you're joking, right? Right? Where did this happen? When did this happen? This whole family is full of monsters!!

>>15987890
Facesitt- I mean Strip Poker

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>>15987973
>raising the son of your brother who raped you to get at him
>the reason George is pathetic isn't because of Hideoyoshi's shit genes, but because of Krauss' shit genes
>it's the reason why Jessica and George are both shit at everything and end up falling in love with a goddamn maid
The plot keeps thickening.

It also fits narratively. Krauss couldn't get a girlfriend either, Kinzo provided him with a wife. Just like Eva had to provide George with a wife!

>>15988003
>''and this is how I wrote you into existence Rika''.

>>15987890
[X] Solitaire... just like your life.

>>15988011
oh wow. DEEN really are amazing at reaction faces

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>>15988064
Higurashi and Umineko are full of great reaction faces. They're untapped goldmines.

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>>15987973
>>15988034
Jesus, it actually makes sense. Krauss raped Eva's useless female body and created George. Wait, Natsuhi also had trouble giving birth. What if Jessica's actually the result of Krauss raping Eva as well? Kinzo presented her with a baby once, what if Krauss did the same? What if Krauss raped Eva, she gave birth to Jessica, and Krauss forced her to give the baby up so he could continue to family line?
And then he presented the baby to Natsuhi and said something like "love her like your own, also don't go near the cliffs please". Poor fucking Natsuhi, no wonder she's distant from Jessica.

>>15988088
Nah, you're thinking too deep. Kinzo only gave Lion because of her connection to Beatrice.

>Poor fucking Natsuhi, no wonder she's distant from Jessica.
>implying she even knows

>>15988064
>>15988076
Like I said earlier, at least a Chiru adaptation would give us some nice reaction faces. Dunno why everyone hates on DEEN. It's not like it's easy to adapt Higurashi or Umineko, especially when you don't know the ending to the story you're adapting. All you can really hope for is good reaction faces, and they do supply them.

>>15988088
Why would Krauss do it? Kinzo has a history of fucking his children.

Not sure about Eva, but Rosa behaves like she could have gotten the ... well, I don't want to get too lewd here, but Kinzo could have fucked her.

Then again, Krauss could have done that too. Krauss just seems too innocent to rape anyone and too incompetent to seduce them.

>>15988093
Yeah, but I'm saying Natsuhi is used to being handed babies and being told to treat them like their own child. What if Krauss did raped Eva, Eva birthed Jessica, and Krauss gave Jessica to Natsuhi?

>implying she even knows
Well, that's the point. It's Krauss and Eva's little secret.

>>15988096
>Dunno why everyone hates on DEEN
Pupa was DEEN in a nutshell. Their shows have the absolute worst pacing of anything I've ever seen.
This means they've ruined a lot of beloved fan works (eg umineko)
Artistically they're a perfectly decent studio give or take a dumb face here or there

>>15988108
Have you missed the multitude of threads where we discussed the nightly rapings of Krauss? The stories of his sweaty, noisome body slapping against poor, innocent Eva?

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>>15988096
>Dunno why everyone hates on DEEN
Higurashi and Umineko aren't the only things they've fucked up

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>>15988011
I told you didn't I? It was last night. Battler went up to Shannon just as she was leaving the rose garden. I couldn't quite hear what they were saying over the rain. Something about a letter he sent her...? I'm not sure. Anyway, Shannon suddenly got super pissed! I'd never seen her so mad. She shouted something about "That fat fuck!" Then she took something off her finger and threw it into the rosebushes. After that she jumped into Battler's arms and started making out with him. Last I saw them they were heading towards the chapel. Battler had one of his hands down her top and was really going to town on her tits. She seemed to be enjoying it too.

>>15988119
I get you, but honestly, DEEN's fucked up faces is what MADE Higurashi for me. And it got me interested in Ryu-chan, VNs and all the rest. So I don't mind them. I understand that we could've gotten amazing adaptations, but we get what we're given and I'm not unhappy about it.

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I got it!

People think that it's because of Krauss' likely low sperm count that Natsuhi had trouble giving birth to Jessica. But this might not actually be the truth.
The real reason Natsuhi had trouble getting pregnant was because Krauss mostly had sex with Eva, so when he did have sex with his wife, he was already spent.

>>15988112
>Krauss gave Jessica to Natsuhi?
Heh, that would explain why Natsuhi decided to get rid of Lion!
>OH MY GOD, NOT AGAIN!

>>15988122
>nightly rapings of Krauss?
This phrase is still great.

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>>15988096
>Dunno why everyone hates on DEEN.
Without love it cannot be seen. SEEN. DEEN.
If you cannot love one aspect of something and just entirely hate it, you become blind of what positives it might actually have.

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>>15988131
You're lying...Jessica...you're lying.
USO DA!!
This, this can't be true. Not my Shannon...not Battler. Not the ring I "ordered" her to wear..you can't...
Do you...do you like kicking a man when he's down Jessica? Do you enjoy watching me writhe in pain and misery? Why...why would you tell me this?

The best part of NTR is when the guy is fucking the girl and licks the ring on her finger.

>>15988096
Besides the length, there's nothing too difficult about Higurashi. Most people seem to have picked up on the kakera thing, even if they thought it was a timeloop, and the difference is irrelevant for the most part.

The Sound and The Fury has a narrative structure at least as fucking weird as Umineko and was also intended to be read with multiple colors of text and the movie is still a lot better (though still bad) than the Umineko anime. They didn't transcribe it to a new medium as much as just transliterate it. There is nothing critical to the story about red text literally being red text, it just has to be shown in a way that makes it clear that it is the absolute truth. The director was phoning it in and didn't want to experiment on an experimental work.

>good reaction faces, and they do supply them
By having poor animation though. It's not as if they are trying to create them.

>>15988138
That's what I've been trying to say. Krauss probably emptied his hairy sack into Eva as much as he could, and Natsuhi only got sex as a last result of Krauss'. Natsuhi blamed herself for not bearing a child, when actually Krauss has been raping Eva nightly without caring about Natsuhi at all. Then once Eva got pregnant, he forced her to give Jessica up and gave her to Natsuhi, telling her that she's failed as a woman, but she can atone by taking care of this child.
It explains why Natsuhi and Jessica are so distant, and it explains why George and Jessica are stupid. Whether it's Krauss' seed or Eva's genes is up for debate, but it's almost certain that they both came from the same parents.

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>>15988193
>It's not as if they are trying to create them.

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>>15988165
Someone should tell him about how Kinzo died with his wrinkled dick in her mouth after she swallowed his huge load in exchange for being written into the will!

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>>15988203
I like it.
>the most innocent person is actually the most unintentionally responsible
>raping Eva made everyone die
>except Eva

There's some hilarious irony somewhere in there.

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>>15988218
You're horrible, anon. Shannon would never do that. Never...would she...?
Damn it, anon. You were like a cool uncle to me. Why would you tell me this? This is the absolute worst! The only worse thing I can think of is if this were all some kind of weird novel and the entire fandom would call me fat even though I'm not even that fat

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>>15988268
Not only did she suck off your grandfather, she was also fucking your cousin Jessica! Really Anon, I'm not a fan of the `cuck' meme, but there really just isn't any other word for you. You couldn't even get an eleven year old child to not fuck around on you! And really, your life isn't worth writing a novel of. At best your pathetic story is barely worth being a sideplot in a PowerPoint presentation.

I was just here for a tour of Rokkenjima. I have no idea why everyone's suddenly talking about incest rape and debauchery.

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>>15987930
>>15988022
S-Strip Poker!? You mean like where each round the loser has to take off a piece of clothing!? That's pretty extreme isn't it? I mean, I'm not nervous or anything but.. Well, I guess one or two rounds wouldn't hurt... Just until it's time for lunch, okay?

*Play normally
*Cheat

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>>15988296
We are talking about science though.

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>bring a bunch of goat go to tour of the island
>Jessica overtly suggest sex
>RAAAAPE
>KRAUSS RAPED EVA
>INCEST RAPE!
>INCEST BIRTH!!!!
>JESSICA AND GEORGE AS SIBLINGS, NOT COUSINS!

Reminds me of this from /fit/

>>15988302
*Cheat

>>15988309
Oh God, I remember this theory.

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> cuck RP

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>>15988302
cheato

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>>15988294
Don't...don't you throw that word around like it's nothing! Cuck isn't a joke, is it, mom?

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>>15988346
IS IT?!?!

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>>15988330
Dangerously magic

>>15988346
>head first into your mom's dead breasts
>jiggle jiggle jiggle

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>>15988346
>>15988351
That's right little Jooji, crawl back into mommy's womb where she can keep you nice and safe. But before you do, tell me: in those fantasies you had about having kids with Shannon, were ANY of them actually yours? Be honest now~.

>>15988361
>crawl back into mommy's womb where she can keep you nice and safe.
Wow, that went really creepy and disgusting at the same time. Like /d/ weird.
I know there's some actual going back into the womb fetish images out there somewhere.

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>>15988366
She actually said that in the VN

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>>15988366
It's from the game though, when George fights his mother during the love battle. I'd screencap it but somehow all my saves are gone now and ain't nobody got the time to go though EP5 and half of EP6 just for a 4chama post.

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>>15988387
Fucking Ryukishi...

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>>15988361
Oka-san....no...EBA!!! I had so many dreams. My whole childhood I dreamed of having a family, a happy family like we had, you, dad, and me. I love Shannon, and no amount of disapproval from you can change that. That...being...said...
I have often laid awake at night, naked. Masturbating. And usually my thoughts go to Genji-san, wearing some kind of cool hat. And while I beato my meato I imagine him impregnating Shannon and raising a family while I'm away from work. And oka-san...no, Eba, I love it. I get so turned on by it. What do I do? How do I get rid of perversion?!

>>15988398
>How do I get rid of perversion?
play hanakanmuri
enough to turn you vanilla

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>>15988398
There's nothing to be done about it Jooji. This isn't perversion at all, it's you knowing your place. A girl like Shannon needs a big Taiwanese cock that you simply can't provide. You're in love with a phantom George! You don't know what Shannon wants or needs at all! If you really want to change and keep Shannon yours, you can take the knife. Presenting your balls on a platter to Shannon-chan would show how much you truly understand her and she would love you forever.

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>>15988418
Oka-san....I...tried...
The knife slipped somehow. I think this is the end...
Please, at least tell me you're proud of your one and only son in his last moments. Please don't let those rumours of the nightly rapings of Krauss be true...mother..

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Insolent whore

>>15988435
Impotent failure

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>>15988429
I should have expected this. You can't even castrate yourself properly. I should have been the one to snip you. After all, I've had to do everything else for you if I wanted it done right.

And how blind can you be, George? Hideyoshi is a negro for fuck's sake. How could you seriously think he's your father? Just look at him!

>>15988302
Listen, I'm just here on my holiday. I heard this island had a lovely atmosphere but that the natives might be a bit weird. I just came here for the tour, but after all this talk of incest rape, cheating and cuckolding I might just take a boat back to the mainland.
Unless you can show me your tits, bitchgirl

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>>15988323
>>15988330
>>15988446
Damn, looks like I lost the first round. I guess that means I have to take something off right? Let's see... I guess I'll go with my undershirt. That way nothing will be showing. And it's much easier for the editor I'm getting fired up! Come on! Round 2, let's go!

*Play fairly
*Keep cheating

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>>15988446
This is private property, get the fuck out before I drag you into the rape tunnels and fuck you in my rape submarine.

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>>15988442
Oh Hideyoshi, you're so lovely and gullible. To think I ever even loved your fat, disgusting body! The only reason I married you was to prove to my father that I could find a rich person to marry. I don't care about you or your business. Go shoot your infertile seed into someone else's superior WOMB, YOU MAGGOTTTTTT!!!!?!!?!?!?!

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>>15988456
Gonna have to keep cheating and make things more difficult for the lovely editor.
Guess who's got two aces up his sleeve? I think we've got time for a few rounds before lunch?

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>>15988456
*Keep cheating

>>15988456
>I guess I'll go with my undershirt.
Wow, that somehow makes her look even lewder.

>>15988456
Still this much boobage even without an undershirt. I feel like masturbating.

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You can only pick one, ONE soundtrack as your all-time favourite. No hesitations. Just one OST.
Post it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggn8riHTDqw

>>15988569
I can't

>>15988587
But you must

>>15988569
https://youtu.be/v6aN04YAH4U?list=PL54DB870D10722767
0:40 to 0:55 always give me a massive boner, not saying it's the best, but it's always the first one I think of for Umineko OSTs.

>>15988648
''sign here''

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>>15988466
>>15988469
>>15988480
>>15988499
Not again! Beating me twice in a row, you're pretty good at this. I guess I have to strip again. Hmm... I already took off my undershirt, so I guess the safest option would be my skirt... H-Hey! What are you smirking for!? Dammit, I'll be sure to get you next time! -slip- ...W-What is it? Got something to say!?

*"No, It's nothing"
*Comment on her legs
*Comment on her panties

>>15988735
"You've just got wonderful legs, that's all!"

>>15988735
"You've got wonderful legs''

>>15988735
"Wow Jessica, I didn't know you were such a cheap slut! How about we stop pretending you don't know we're cheating and you just take it all off and get on the bed already so we can take turns using that perky little fuckhole between your ass-cheeks."

>>15988832
>implying Jessica can notice anything

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>>15988745
>>15988758
Oh! Uh... T-thanks... You really think so? I wasn't sure if I'd look good in skirt, especially one that short. But if my legs are as good as you say, then maybe I don't need to be so self-conscious.

*Get back to game
*Ask to touch her legs

>>15988919
Self-conscious? With legs like that you should be damn proud! Could I touch them?

>>15985928
Gohda.

>>15988919
Ask? A man does not ask, he touches without a second thought!

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>>15988924
Geez, Saying so many nice things when all you really want to do is feel them. W-well... I guess there's no harm in letting you touch them just a little bit.

*Rub timidly, focusing on calfs
*Rub sensually, focusing on thighs
*Rub normally, without focusing on any particular areas.

*Fist her with as much force as possible

>>15989036
[X] Rub normally, without focusing on any particular area.
I mean, who the fuck would be sexually interesting in Jessica of all people?

>>15989036
*Focus on thighs

You think I don't actually mean those things? That's pretty mean.

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>>15989048
No, I mean-... I thought you might just be telling me what I want to hear so that I'd let you touch them... Speaking of which, isn't the way you're stroking them a sorta... weird? Also- Mm~... Aren't you going a little too high?

*Keep stroking thighs
*Move down to calfs
*Move even further up

>>15989181
Hnnnnng

I can't continue this. I won't sleep if I do.

>>15989200
Well, if you say so. Feel free to come back anytime. She'll be waiting for you.

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>>15987751
That looks really good.

I don't think we will get any Umineko doujin scan ever.

I heard that there was a doujin of each Stake fucking Ange or at the very least her having an orgy with them. Is this true?

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>>15986666

>>15988387
>Mackerel's face
SHE FUCKING KNEW

>>15988569
I can't remember the name, but the pretty one with a church-sounding chorus/choir.

>>15989565
Nah, she's just thinking "this is just like my wester murder-mystery noberus!"

>>15988569
>>15989600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxEZna3ROgQ
Daydream's End!

What happened in this thread? Have we finally reached the Golden Land?

beato

>>15975687
>Graphics mod comes out after I finish it
Episode 3 is the worst one anyway.

>>15990397
>Not Episode 4

>>15988569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul2C_5MAg1E
Best theme song ever.

>Incest
>Rape

Here's a fic for you all :
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5386020/1/The-Ushiromiya-Rape-Fest

>>15990960
Oh man, I remember reading that years ago

>>15987751
Wait how old is that. Can I order that from somewhere? Eri Kitamura sayaka on my dick bouncy bounce ride

>>15989869
Oh, that one's really beautiful and soothing

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>>15989181
I tried to make an animated version. Not sure if it was worth the effort.

>>15988569
I love this one as well. I love all the ones with church organs really.

>>15988648
That's a really classic tune, one of the most recognisable Umineko OSTs I'd say.

>>15989869
As the other anon said, really soothing, I like this one a lot as well.

>>15990608
I love all versions of Hope. I think I asked this before, but is Hope the Umineko version of Higurashi's Dear You? In that the main tune comes back in many many other OSTs.

As for my favourite, probably Wingless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6YgNtJNr6A

>>15991960
Reconsider what you're doing with your life

Which Umineko's armpits have the sweetest taste?

>>15992056
Natsuhi's

>>15992020
>is Hope the Umineko version of Higurashi's Dear You
I think of Hope/Towering Cloud in Summer as the umineko version of Air Pizz
Seeing as that was the one used in the credits

Who would you like to see in an Umineko crossover? Could be anyone, fictional, historical, present time, whatever.
I'd love to see Agatha Christie's Miss Marple on Rokkenjima. Drinking tea with Mackerel-san, solving the murders by pretending to be just a frail old lady.

>>15992132
I'd love to see Erika interact with Tensai from that crappy anime adaption of an LN

2 short, overconfident detectives duking it out with each other.

>>15992132
Umineko x Phoenix Wright
I'm still beyond mad that Phoenix vs Layton had 0 Umineko references in a game with witch trials and a red haired dude who points at you after logic battles

>>15992132
Oh yeah, I'd love to see Ms Marple in a magic fight with Beatrice.

On that note, what about Columbo? He would be absolutely fantastic in a logic fight. He'd turn his back on the killer, slowly walk away, then turn around...Oh ehh...just one more thing., and start dishing out reds and blues out of nowhere, completely cornering the killer. Shit I really want to see this now

>>15992149
Don't mention the dreaded U name in Japan . You might get swarmed by goats

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>>15992149
>Umineko x Phoenix Wright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq1jknZp0ic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L_T0CCdx0s

I swear these two ost are similar somehow.

>>15992169
Still after all this time I have no idea what it says

I've never played a Danganronpa because I think they're all on PSP or something and I don't have one. I've heard the setting is kinda Umineko-esque. Are they worth looking into?

>>15992185
Not really. Like, at all.