Hatate doesn't have many friends. Will you be her friend?

Sure, friends by my definition subject to retroactive change along with the actions friends do.

Sex friends,sure.

Will it come with benefits?

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Would she really be okay with having such degenerate friends?

I know that feel. Absolutely.
I dunno if we share many interests, though. What's she like?

No.

>>15958015
It's a bit hard, considering she isn't real but otherwise, yes.

Though I'm not sure how people would react to tengu-human interactions.

Yes, she seems like a lovely little lady.

Sitting around with Hatate doing nothing at all! Not even talking!

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I want to be Hatate's friend! I want her to be obsessed with me! I want to go out, and have Hatate clinging to me the entire time! I want to get constant texts from her, and if I don't reply in 10 seconds she gets worried! I want to subtly imply that I want to see her naked, and wake up with hundreds of Hatate nudes on my phone!

>>15958235
I just want Hatate to stare and smile at me for hours

I am going to get close to her a little bit at a time and then one day when she considers me as someone close I'll say "can I see your phone? I want to add my contact information so we can keep in touch." then I'll take her flip phone and snap it in two.

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Taters are for friending

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>>15958015
Does being her friend entails a lot of frolicking? If it is, then I'm fine with it.

>>15958348
you're gonna need a license for those cute eyebrows, 'taters

>>15958015
yes, let's get along and talk

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Would you go through her room with a garbage bag and gloves?

Probably not honestly. She sounds like she would be problematic. More problematic than Marisa, and Marisa is at least easygoing and fun to be around.

>>15959668
I would go through that hole between her feet with my penis, if you know what I mean

>>15959668
Nope! I want to touch all of her cummy schlick-tissues with my bare hands!

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Don't worry, I usually just replace them with tic tacs or smarties.

I'll be her friend if Valve ever release the patch to fix her skirt.

I would be her friend only if she let's me eat all her eggs.

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Let her in.

>>15962422
I want to play with Hatate's feet!

>>15960519
I want to taste Hatate's girl juice on her old tissues! But I'd much rather get it straight from the source!!

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>>15966624
If you're nice enough to Hatate, and give her enough love and attention, she'll let you do anything with her~! ANYTHING!

She might also stare at you through your window for 8 straight hours while you sleep, but the pussy game ridiculous.

>>15966669
If someone like Hatate was doing something so mean to her body, I would gladly be her friend.

I want Hatate to walk around in her panties in front of me!

I'm so desperate for some kind of interpersonal interaction, I'd try to friend anyone.

>>15964968
Jeez girl, I'm trying to open the door, you're only making it slower.

i'm so glad canon hatate is nothing like people over here describe her

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i want to be hatate's boy friend!

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I really do.

>>15970444
Hatate knows how much you like feet, and she loves teasing you with them, and enjoys looking at the huge boners that her feet create!

>>15970524
I love this picture!
I love it!

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>>15972334
RIP doggone

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I love Hatate's FEET! She likes indulging me in my fetish! She lets me play with them, and makes them smell just the way I like them!

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Hatate loves her boyfriend, and she loves creating boners! To Hatate, every erection she makes is a work of art - her very own creation! The only thing she loves more than building boners is knocking them down...!

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>>15971069
n-no