Perfume General #60: Cosmic Exploraa Edition

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First for Nocchi

I still can't believe I saw them, it doesn't feel real it still feels like a dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRqGPdO7YWI

>>15937904
it was surreal. like, that's Perfume, those are the women who have danced across my computer screen so many times, and they're 20 feet away from me.

that whole show was a high, and I got to do it again the next day.

>>15938302
Yeah it was surreal especially getting to do it twice in 2 days, in the vicinity of Perfume and other anons is good times

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I saw them in Chicago, the whole thing seems like it was a dream now.

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>>15938406
It does, it's really strange. Another group I saw it's like "That happened wow" and it feels like I was really there

This case it feels almost like it never happened in a weird way, too good to be true feel I guess? Good music, good city, 2 shows I guess it makes a hard to believe package.

Well if you got close to the stage in Chicago you're probably lucky, I heard the barrier was pretty close

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>>15938414
I got in the line pretty early, I ended up being a few people back from the front it was truly fantastic.

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Perfume in kimono like Ukiyoe women.

I want to die.

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>>15938609
Chin up, anon!

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>>15938609
Break new ground !

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>>15938606
here's another!

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>>15938439
Yep it was, 2nd row both days for me :33

>>15938606
>>15938845
Wow Yukas hair... where's the rest of it

>>15938845
Wow, very nice.
Thank you anon.

>>15938872
She makes her hair look short by arrangement technique of hair rolling to the inside.

>>15939274
True it looks puffy in the back, cool technique. Imagine thinking a girl had short hair and she just unravels her long beautiful hair

tfw no yamato nadeshiko yuka wife

>>15938606
>>15938845
Can't believe the footfags haven't come out for this.
This is one of the best look at them we've had.

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>>15941790
Well in my case, I've already seen these pics

I've always been more of a sole person too

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"Let's study with fun & pleasure"

>>15942195
Is Mikiko left-handed? Nice

>>15942219
Oh, I didn't care it.
Maybe she is so.

>>15942232
Wild guess here, is English your second language?

>>15942240
Yes, I translated her words literally.
Excuse me.

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>>15942254
No problem, friendo

>>15941790
I'm a footfag and I posted the second pic. that's a big part of the appeal for me.

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Imagine getting A-chan gf mad and then to make up for it you give her a tight bear hug to instantly change her mood followed by her cute giggling she always does.

>>15941790
mentally ill faggots, I'll never understand it.
What evolutionary advantage is there to the footfagging phenomenon? Are you trying to make sure girls aren't flat footed so your kids aren't flat footed unathletic shits?

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>>15942459
I don't have to imagine

>>15943477
Nah i just want to suck some qt asian toes, bro LOL

test

>>15943477
Your asking as to why someone has a certain fetish.
Why do people like a certain painter compared to another? Because the person finds one more aesthetically pleasing than the other. Why does a person like a certain food? Because they find it tasty. Why do footfags like feet? Because they find them aesthetically pleasing.
There's no objectivity attached to it. People like different things for no universal reason. That's why fetishes are what they are.
Apply yourself anon. Different folks, different strokes.

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>>15943540
Nope there's gotta be some science here
One day we will prove this is a mental disease and/or an evolutionary thing

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>>15943549

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>>15943687
Indeed, fantastic observation m8

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>>15943687
Huh,
Their drawing of Mikky & Donald.:D

>>15943803
<3

>>15942195
she guitar too big for she got damn body

>>15943803
my waifu draws well.

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>>15944531
>tfw when my waifu has the worst drawing
But she's A-chan so she can do what she wants how she wants :3

Is world PTA even worth joining?

>>15944556
Yeah i don't understand how A-chan didn't lose either of the drawing competitions t b h

>>15944748
It's only 15 dollas, join faggot. But the membership ends in february regardless of when you join so if you want to wait for your 15 dollars to be towards a full year then not right now

>>15944787
Are you kidding? look at Nishiokas drawing
A child could draw better than her

>>15946481
lol do you even understand abstract art, hers is the best by far.

>>15946495
>abstract art
Bullshit. Its garbage.

A-chans is clearly the best by far
She's no Da vinci but at least I see Mickey mouse when I look at her drawing

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>be kashiyuka
>nocchi is buying a winnie the pooh present for A-chan
>"hey nocchi lets make the gift from both of us okay"
>"yeah okay"
>she thinks we are friends
>give gift to A-chan and she is happy with me
>10 years later
>A-chan reviels that her mother threw it out
>nocchi is visably upset on live tv
>mfw I had not emotional attachment to the bear as I didn't buy it
>mfw I get to have my pretty cake and eat it too.

>>15947305
wtf.. shit like this makes me wish I was a Nocchi fag

I feel so bad for her

>>15946529
Yuka's Donald Duck is stylish, admit it. AND she included a katakana quack. she wins.

>>15947499
Okay okay I'll admit it
Yukas drawing is probably like third best compared to a~chan and nocchi

Happy anon?

I find nocchi's donald more humane

>>15947536
that's bullshit, their Mickeys are basically tied, and her kakkoii Donald put her in the lead.

>>15948043
I'd go even further and say that Yuka was 2 for 2. Her Mickey was better also.

Both of a-chan's drawings were shit, but Nishioka's mickey was probably worse

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"Which picture is unskillfulness most?"

- "All" LOL

>>15948303
LOL

>>15947305
screen cap of visibly upset nochi?

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jp mission control, this is Space Shuttle Star Train. Do you copy? over.

>>15950102
the idea of launching into space while listening to Cosmic Explorer just made me weirdly emotional. Thanks anon

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>>15950102
Fuck yes I copy
Imagine me being the youngest astronaut and thanking Perfume for it

"How does it feel to be the youngest astronaut in history?"
"Well, the day A-chan looked into my eyes... I knew all things were possible"
>Does Cosmic Explorer sign
>Goes down in history books everywhere

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>>15948599
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3sitn7_eng-sub-perfume-music-show_tv

She doesn't seem truly upset, really.

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>>15952660
At first I was going to say that it was from this, since they talk about revealing secrets (which are all disappointingly inane):

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3psano_eng-sub-perfume-talk-show_tv

But it turns out that wasn't it. It's worth a watch though. For some reason they're shitting on Nocchi pretty much all the way through it.

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>>15952660
doesn't she?

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>>15952760

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>>15952769

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>>15952801

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqSyEfSzopc

>We were accepting applications for a certain type of girl with a good summery look.
>The requirements are:
>to have see-through-ness, dress revealingly
>wear Sano Hinako-like clothes like in her prime time-shows
>but covering the insides
>pose with shoulders squeezed in
>place your palms near your face
>not having very strong eyelashes
>have your hair moved to one side
>and trying to look more busty.

Are Perfume... perverts?

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>>15952769

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Titties

>>15952665
That's because Nocchi's a woman and you're a gorilla

>>15953314
They are haaaanging!
Didn't care much about a chan till I noticed she's more stacked than the others. Yum.

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>>15953579

>>15953833
MOAR

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Remove thirsty A-chan fags.

Disgraceful.

So we can all agree that Toumei Ningen is Nakata's best work during this boring Western generic sounding phase right?

>>15953833
she better watch out throwing those around like that, someone could get hurt

>>15953935
>pic

<3

>>15953953
No, you're just deluded.

Seriously, Toumei Ningen is just as shit as Pick me up or Relax in the City - I don't know how people can give PMU shit for being "Too western" and then praise Toumei Ningen, which also sounds western as fuck.

Classic example of "just becuz it's a b-side, i will treat it liek it's underrated gold xd"

>>15954051
It's all boring ass westernized music now. That song just happens to be the best of the bunch. No fucking engrish, catchy, decent tempo and non retarded use of vocals.

http://www.vogue.com/13476790/perfume-j-pop-band-hair-beauty-routine/

>their shining lengths have not changed style once in more than 10 years—one perm, one bob, one waist-length curtain with bangs, ever since they were in elementary school. “We’re past the stage of wanting to change it,” Kashiyuka explains.
We will never see them wear their hair differently, will we. My hopes have been crushed.

>>15954104
when they disband

I feel like Kashiyuka wants to change her hair the most.

>>15954073
Fair enough, but I heard that the girls actually say "Too many gain, too many pain" at some point in the song - was it a ruse?

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>>15954104

Are they ever going to put the English version of Babyface on itunes or some shit?

I need it. It's so cute to me.

>>15954123
>Tfw wasn't able to download the posted video of it because I wasn't home since I was at the concert/NY
Not cool brah

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>>15954123
Any chance an anon got a mega of it?

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ANYTHING GOES !!

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I know we've already kinda discussed this, but what the fuck is up with Nakata's hair/clothes? He looks like a 40 year old dressing up as a 13 year old.

>>15954113
No, you're right, It's even in the lyrics sheet, I must have been ignoring it. At least it's not that noticeable.

>>15950102
Easy to tell who's singing
A-chan + Yuka = blake new glound
Nocchi = Break new ground

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>>15952665
>>15953330
Will this a~chan is a bully meme just end already?
I'm sure she was just joking with Nocchi or this was probably taken out of context

Then again I guess Yukafags will try anything to make their waifu not look like complete trash

>>15955419
>Will this a~chan is a bully meme just end already?
It will end when she stops living up to it.

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>>15955419
My Achan bullys you, you will thank her for it.
She's A-chan m8, being in the same group is already a dream come true

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>>15955419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STw39sQdYms

the meme will never end because it's not a joke it's the truth. behead those who insult nocchi.

we're coming for you A-chan.

>>15955430
>>15955573
>Muh bully
I think you idiots are confusing bullying with joking and light hearted banter
A~chan is a free spirit who likes to speak her mind and there's nothing wrong with that.

>>15955453
>My Achan
As if

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>>15955573
these amuse jews.
I'm gonna fucking do it senpai

>>15955573
Which Perfume song is that.. I fucking know it but can't think of the name.

>>15955573
https://soundcloud.com/hejops/lalahu-story

captcha: caffe militar

>>15955083
Who is Nakata's girlfriend?

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>>15955650
Nvm found it ;_;

>>15955650
kokoro no sports; it's in the description

>>15955693
Thanks, have a mexican family guy for your efforts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MKTMbnwv8Y

Watching Perfume concert vids I realize how long it will probably be before I see them again.
Also realize I think when I first see them again I'm going to cry like a bitch
Love them so much :3

>>15953953
lol no, miracle worker and cosmic explorer are better than 99.9% of nakata's discography

>>15937720
this image triggers me, why is the girl on top above the triangle while the other two are inside the triangle

>>15956513
gravity

>>15956661
she could hang from the triangle thing like a monkey, the eyes would by insync

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>tfw I haven't had tfw nocchi gf dream in ages.

I'm fucking crying guys

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>>15955083
Aw what a happy family

Speaking of Nakata what do ya'll think of his new track?
https://youtu.be/Tb7tr45lCu0

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>>15957596
why does Nakata look like he's about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2017?

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Does this version of Next Stage With You exist anywhere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ-uc4XpN4A

because he will

People still care about these 28 year old broads?

>>15958899
yeah they're getting older but at least the music is still g... uhh

I wanna hold your hand /jp/

>>15958899
>You
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/b1/b1eb7bd7c0c249888030db060bed74e89bd5c5a7a27eaa7dafee959c0c40615a.jpg
Found the pedo who only is attracted to girls too young for him to have, perhaps also anime addicted virgin
Why do I associate with weebs like this?

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Big tit

>>15957850
fucking manchild haircut

>>15957596
vocalist sounds like the guy from bump of chicken lol

>>15959567
rofl
Well I guess in the mid 2010's bringing the 90's and 80's back is cool. All he's missing is a plaid shirt now

>>15959553
wahh wahhh baby thirsty wahhh

>>15957596
>song length
I see you hackata

>>15957596
Pretty based desu

http://www.vogue.com/13476790/perfume-j-pop-band-hair-beauty-routine
>Small wonder that the group has maintained such longevity, with new releases debuting near the top of the charts and a few exciting projects coming down the pipeline, poised to thrust them into the international spotlight.
...???

Also I find it really strange how all these American articles about Perfume really lay it on thick when they talk about them being the best thing since sliced bread, like in that Nylon article. I mean, we're all fans of them here, obviously, but it's just weird. I suppose it's because they're so new and interesting to them. Obviously there's a sort of push being made here, but when they get in touch with these magazines, do they stipulate that they must be described as almost god-like?

I saw there was a ranking in Japan about the best celebrity hair a while back, Kashiyuka came in fucking ninth:

http://aramajapan.com/ranking/aragaki-yui-tops-goos-ranking-of-female-celebrities-with-the-most-beautiful-hair/54410/
>1. Aragaki Yui: 332 votes
>2. Nakama Yukie: 273 votes
>3. Ishihara Satomi: 270 votes
>4. Ayase Haruka: 144 votes
>5. Chiaki Kuriyama: 102 votes
>6. Kitagawa Keiko: 99 votes
>7. Tano Yuuka (AKB48): 92 votes
>8. Shishido Kavka: 89 votes
>9. Kashiyuka (Perfume): 87 votes
>10. Shiraishi Mai (Nogizaka46): 86 votes

>>15960080
>aragaki yui is #1
Her hair is pretty average, just like everything it probably comes to who has the most fans voting

>>15957596
Utterly awful

>>15960080
it's because anyone with ears can tell that perfume IS almost god-like my man

>>15960813
Almost this
Just erase the almost you put before god-like

hell o
i am filthy new
where does filthy new start to get into perfume?
albums of course. Performances? Tv appearences?
have been listening and watching MVs, like them a lot.

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>>15960956
We don't serve your kind here

>>15960968
>here
also every other idol general

>>15960971
This is true

>>15960956
the op has a starter pack bro

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>>15959786
Come on baby.

>>15961084
all three survival packs are no longer in the database </3

>>15961202
Dome Level 3, JPN 3rd Tour, Budokan 10 Days
Those are the shows I come back to a lot.

>>15961202
what are you talking about? I'm seeding everything.

>>15960956
I'd start with JPN prob their best album to be honest

>>15961369
ignore this hobgoblin

Game/Triangle = the golden era.

>>15961399
Nope the golden era would be Level 3/JPN
Their music keeps improving just look at CE

Take off your nostalgia goggles, faggot

>>15961419
Truth

>>15961399
>>15961419
Golden era is every era eat a dick

>>15961369
worst post i've ever read in perfume general tbdesu

>>15961118
>tfw you aren't a baby being snuggled up against those boobs

>>15960080
>Tano Yuuka
Into the trash this list goes

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>>15961419
You can't actually believe this.
There's no nostalgia at work friend. GAME and Triangle are objectively better.
If you believe otherwise then you're a filthy normie with bottom of the barrel taste.

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Who /yuka/ here?

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>>15963582
Sorry brah
/A-chan/ pham here, the only reason to live

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>>15963609
>the only reason to live
I count two reasons. Two milky reasons.

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>>15963616
be an hero

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>>15963675
It was a compliment! Jeez

>>15941859
Help, I think this vid gave me a foot fetish.

>>15963689
If you don't want to sexualize our girls, or are just looking for more material I'm happy to tell you Japanese are good with feet stuff and there's a lot of good shit out there. Now go anon! Go and jerk off!

>>15963353
L3 and CE are better albums than triangle bro. about 30% of triangle is mediocre as fuck just like JPN.

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>>15963713
>L3 and CE are better albums than triangle
dude. fucking blasphemy. Although JPN is a tad underrated.

OBJECTIVE ORDER:

⊿ > GAME > JPN > COSMIC EXPLORER = Complete Best > Level 3

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>>15963801
⊿ = GAME >Complete Best > COSMIC EXPLORER > JPN > Level 3

Not Bob Dylan, give them the Nobel Prize.

>>15963582
I am.

>>15961419
you're delusional.

>>15963713
I hope this post is ironic.

>>15963884
⊿ = GAME > Complete Best > JPN = Level 3 = COSMIC EXPLORER

Triangle is Japan's least favorite album because it's western as fuck

>>15964091
>because it's western as fuck
Exactly why Triangle is a garbage album
tfw we will never get another level 3/JPN

CE came close but we'll never get another album as good a JPN

What do you think bros
Will Perfume be back in the USA within the next 12 months or will we be waiting 2 years and get cucked with shitty seats at MSG?

>>15964208
hopefully we'll go to hammerstein ballroom again next year.

they want MSG as the cherry on top. they want the swag points. but as I've said in other threads, they haven't done enough over the years to build up an international following, so it's unrealistic. no one goes from filling up 80-90% of hammerstein ballroom to selling out MSG in 1-2 years unless something radical happens.

>>15964388
Yeah true, some people are suggesting that we may end up waiting 2 years. But I don't think so, the fact that Babymetal is doing a lot of USA shows, it seems Perfume is also part of Amuses push for the west so I think they will be back next year

Wondering how they are going to release the Cosmic Explorer tour on blu ray since the US shows were a part of the same tour. Seperate releases for Cosmic Explorer [Dome Edition] and Cosmic Explorer [US Edition] ? A box set? US footage as an extra on the Dome disk?

Or maybe they just wont use the US footage at all.

>>15964431
Well they put US shows in the star train video, but who knows

I like single record ver of "Negai" (c/w Dream fighter), not album JPN ver.
It's so pianistic.

>>15957596
Omg I'm in love with this song
Nakata does it again :,)

Fucking miss their shows so much, goosebumps listening to Cosmic Explorer (The song)

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>>15964091
It's not western sounding at all. CE and Level 3 are far more western than Triangle.

And I'm not surprised the nips think triangle is the worst, because they have notoriously shit taste.

I want my girls auto tuned to death and sounding like fucking robots, not being cutesy little cliches.

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>>15966360
I love auto tune and reverb
Helps us keep the pretty people at the forefront by helping us be fooled that they can sing
Not that this applies to Perfume but still..

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how you want your discography senpai?

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>>15966422
honestly perfume aren't that good at singing. nocchi and A-chan are the only people who could possibly make a career out of singing and even then nocchi is only about as good as the top 50% of professionals and A-chan is probably only in the top 40% and thats for sure only the case because the market is over saturated with idols who can can only just sing good enough to not be considered pure shit.

meg and koshiko actually shit on A-chan in vocal talent and they where autotuned far worse then A-chan has ever been. I mean look at jumper compared to the best thing. the best thing is prossessed pretty damn hard but still doesn't compare.

I like nocchi's voice the most but she has zero range, her voice would sound amazing if she trained more, she has a very strong and different voice which is wasted on nakata

>>15966649
A-chan is Godly
/thread

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>>15966679
A-chan has no stamina and probably even less now she is out of practice. let's see what A-chan sing like after delivering 2 lines. pretty sure they avoid singing live because they legitimatly can't anymore.

otherwise explain point. not heavyly processed no dancing. no overly complicated harmonizing. yet they still stood still and mouthed it. it wasn't even late into the show it was near the begining.

would singing live really have tired team out so much?

pretty sure they used to do both for 45 minutes and still make it to the end of the show and that was without 20 minute talks and 10 minute light displays.

in gurun gurun they sang two lines each. maybe if they traded out the sprinting for singing they could have done the whole song.

why won't they sprint in the crowd abroad? are they scared of the degenerate gays? I want nocchi's hair to brush my fingers as she pointlessly attempts to our run a-chan

A little OT but I just realized how hilarious it would be to create the trio as characters in the new WWE game. Have a-chan play the heel.

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>>15966770
Nocchi would be the underdog, and when there is tension between the tag-trio, she'd rise above and sweet jaw music a-chan and knock her out.

What's the character creation technology like now? Someone make this happen.

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>>15966649

The only one who actually can sing is MEG.

>>15965521
>confusing JPN with triangle
GTFO

>>15966717
>why won't they sprint in the crowd abroad?
Probably because we're big and crazy as fuck
I'm sure mentally ill faggots in dresses don't do us any favors either

>>15967396
So what?
UR PIG lol

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>tfw Yuka Kashino

>>15968388
I love Yukas love of nature :3

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>>15968422
I love all Yukas.

I hope she doesn't fade away into irrelevancy once Perfume is kill

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>>15968428
>Implying this ever happens
Perfume will be immortalized forever

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>>15968459
>tfw I secretly hope perfume gen will carry on after Perfumes """official""" demise

One can dream

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>>15968486
n-no, Perfume can never end
Maybe they will be like Destiny's child and one of them ends up going on to be one of the worlds biggest stars

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>>15968506
Yeah but admittedly as much as i love Yuka, it's going to be a-chan. I hope Yuka can get a job as a host of idolshit shows or something

>>15968518
Well I hope Perfume never ends :3
But I'll be happy if I can still see A-chan

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>>15968518
yuka has no personality. you wont see her after perfume senpai.

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>>15968645
Nah i think she does Nacobro.

She seems very snarky to me. Based on what i've seen her leak in dvds interviews etc

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Holy fuck I just remembered my dream last night.

I was hanging out with the Hodgetwins for some reason, and eventually wrestled fucking Rick Flair and he casted some spell that burnt down my "house". And then after that I was like having a birthday party and my family surprised me, and the original pink power ranger was there. I was kind of star struck by that and then she acted like she was annoyed by doing birthday parties and went to the other room and it felt bad. However going to the next room it was all part of the big plan, before Perfume was there to Perfume at my party, and the pink power ranger was performing their song with them I was like wow... and it turned out she was excited/nervous to see/perform with Perfume and was a fan of theirs.

Very fun dream, and my first with the gals in it :3

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>>15968690
the fun ones are how it starts dude.
mfw I have a perfume dream

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>>15968712
Hopefully I will be blessed with plenty more. I think possibly sleeping on my stomach when I usually sleep on my back may have helped me? But who knows

>before Perfume was there to Perfume at my party,
>realizing I typed this

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feels like shit guy.
an autistic ass isis/nocchi video of mine got taken down and my appeal rejected.

to send a second appeal I have to give my full name to amuse. what if when I do that perfume find out who I am and their first impression is some sad fuck that mades unfunny ass videos about terrorism.

not gonna risk it guys. not until I've met nocchi at least once.

so she can blow me the fuck out like the meet and greet fag

>>15968732
>so she can blow me the fuck out like the meet and greet fag
What are you talking about anon?

>>15968732
>so she can blow me the fuck out like the meet and greet fag

could you repost this?

also, I wouldn't push it either if I were you.

>>15968732
>Tfw a fellow anon ratted you out
That anon is definitely not a bro.
Thanks for helping me re-find Kokoro no sports though

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I hear shoko gets that feel when no autistic jotaro bf.
thats the exact same feel as that feel when no autistic nocchi gf.

are we compatable?

>>15970993
no because her legion of otaku will keep her from you

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>>15970993
We're on 4chan anon
That means we're incompatible with humans as a whole
Sorry to break it to you

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Anyone else kinda tired of Yukafags always shitting up these threads?

Pretentious twats why do they ALWAYS have to give their shitty opinions on ABSOLUTELY everything? Posting pictures of their gross waifu. Oh, and god forbid if you criticize them or their "Hag Queen" in even the slightest way.

I think we should all band together to exterminate Yukafags. They are scum. NOCCHI IS THE FUTURE, NOCCHI IS THE FUTURE, NOCCHI IS THE FUTURE

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>>15973907
All 3 of them are very special snowflakes :3
My dearest A-chan is just most special

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>>15973907
>>15973907 #
nah senpai don't even try it. this is obvious bait I've seen this too many times before to let it slip by.

this anon is posing as me to derail this healthy thread.

he is right about yuka fag trash but ignore his comment. he is trying to make nocchi fags look bad.

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>>15974327
We're all comfy friends here

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>>15974327
N-no way dude I'm 100% a Nocchi bro
Alright we need to stick together if we're going to take down Yukafag scum

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>>15974371
if we keep shutting down yuka fags when ever they talk shit they will go back to being the quiet suck up bitch boys they used to be.

calling them out when they are quiet is just going to trigger their victem complex.

pretty sure you know that though.

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>>15974371
>>15974846
Leave Yukabros alone plz, I ask nicely
I AINT MUFUKKIN PLAYING NEITHER NIGGA
play nice friends :3

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>>15975070
the only real cancer of perfume are people who think dream fighter is better than love the world

also yuka fags, yuka fags are also cancer

>>15973907
ah, the a-chan fag returns to try start another waifu war

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>>15975165
top kek last year I was a A-chan fag and it was in fact me who started the waifu wars.

[spoiler[honestly it was just a way to distract us from the at the time constant shit posting from baby metal gen. they where actually out posting us in our own thread and the reason it happened is because perfume genners have no solidarity. so I used that fact to create something to talk over them with, it worked but we have been fractured since.[/spoiler]

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>>15975135
>better
Idk. I just love both songs so much I won't even put one above the other. Perfume is so great

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>>15975176
>[spoiler[
Get the fuck out of here before I give you a knuckle sandwich

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All girls are best girls, Yuka being the bestest.


There is no shit fanbase only shit fans. If you hate ANY of the girls, you are the cancer that is killing /perfume/ and it is high time you left and joined the babymetal group

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>>15973907
Wow this guy actually know whats up
>>15975070
>>15975165
>>15975302
I was a Yukafag like you guys but then I woke up one day and decided no im not going to be cancer anymore
>>15973932
Yeah a~chan is awesome :3

>>15975331
I'm happily married to A-chan senpai
However I have to defend her friends :3
>>15975302
>If you hate ANY of the girls, you are the cancer that is killing /perfume/
This desu
Although we know it's all trolling for the lulz anyways

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>>15975331
that looks a lot like nocchi.
how do I marry this woman and convince her to pretend to be retarded for me?

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>>15975453
oh wait she is the ass indie gravure model. man her shit is so fine.

>>15975494
name?

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>>15975921
her name is reverse image search

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>>15975945

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>>15975952

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>>15975958
funiest thing is her name is yuka.
not that funny. pretty common name. I had a supervior called yuka.
a generic name for a generic ass idol.

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Shout up !

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Yesterday's Nocchi photos.

>>15977268
tfw you will never be a balding, middle-aged radio DJ and breathe the same air as Naccho. :(

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Free the Yukafriends

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You rang?

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>>15975302
this is true.

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>>15979882
welcome :3

>>15979477
This angle makes her look a lot like A-chan

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You become Lyon (the living creature with the most based life imaginable) for a day. What is the first thing you do?

I'll go straight for the laundry basket, those socks are mine.

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I don't know whether to be thankful or ashamed that Perfume is the sole reason why I have an armpit and leg fetish now

I really enjoy licking up the girl's pits now, arms and legs, help me

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These outfits are cool

>>15982864
>they see your dick

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>>15982878
>>15982864
>this is the expression Nocchi makes when she sees your dick

What did she mean by this?

>>15982878
of course only yuka can't contain her thirst

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>>15959567

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Nocchi did a thing to her hair

>>15983800
can't belive the jacket sold out so fast.
I wanted one so bad. it's the only good apperal they've had since the pta shirt of 2014.

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whats your opinion on mico /perfume/?

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how you want your maegami senpai?

>>15983800
Looking on twitter there are a bunch of tweets referring to these photos of Nocchi saying she's ikemen (handsome). Am I right in thinking this isn't normally a word you'd attribute to a woman?

>>15984097
Did you just make the post on JPS about this? I see you nigga.

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>>15984236

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>>15984097
Looks like your answer is right there in your pic.

time to go.


For real though who is she? I'm looking for your post on JPS now

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>>15984293
she is cute.

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>>15984349
well if we are talking about other artists what do you all think of megumi wata?

I think sainan dawa was probably the best album of 2015 and the rerelease was super dank too.

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what do you think nocchi's favorate part in jojo is?
I think it's part 4
what do you think her favorate jojo is?
for sure jotaro right guys? maybe just maybe it could be jojolion.

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>>15984489
Why does she love that shirt so much?

Also, isn't Kashiyuka the Jojo fan?

>>15983800
>>15983806
>>15983810
>>15983818
Anyone know when these photos were taken?

>>15984842
> File: 20161017...

http://www.tfm.co.jp/lock/perfume/index.php?blogid=4&archive=2016-10-17

>>15984973
Thanks anon =D

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I once read on perfume city forum that a guy who used nocchi to motivate him to work out. he apparently counted nocchis each rep. I can remeber laughing like crazy. it seemed like a counting zyzz clone but thye person seemed dead serious and perfume city isn't exactly a place for shit posting. I can remember thinking it was the sadiest thing ive heard and it made me kek.

but now I get it

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computer city is perfumes least viewed music video. this is the reason I hate perfume fans.

>>15986089
I like it anon...
When A-chan cries I cry :(

>>15984973
>>15985108
That's the day the photos were released, not necessarily the day they were taken. They tent to record two Perfume Locks! episodes at a time, so the next episode's photos will be from the same day. This means those photos could have been taken any time from roughly the past two weeks.

>>15986062
>Tfw Zyzz motivates me just from a speech about being a sick cunt

>>15984097
gonna be hard to answer if it ain't on youtube

>>15983981

Yeah I was bummed about that too; i typically don't like any of their shirts and what not.

I did order the PTA strap to put on my briefcase though; I give no fucks about showing my power level at the office. In fact, I just got a text from DHL that it was left with my apartment office.

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>>15986934
>implying my cosmic exploraa PTA jumper isn't pimpin
Fight me

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>>15986971

I can pull off a pink polo shirt, but not a hot pink jumper with stars.

You're obviously a prettier man than I, anon-kun. Please enjoy one of my favorite Nocchis

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>>15987102
b-but it's purple and black with hints of blue
Thanks for the Nocchi m8

>>15987102
This is a good Nocchi.

God, look at how skinny she is.

>>15987315
*healthy

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Are there any appearances in (game) shows this year that have been subbed?

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>>15987315
All three are tiny and skinny, you just rarely see them next to normal sized people.

>>15988102
This is true, when you see their outfits at the gallery you realize they're tiny :3 adorable

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>>15986934
>it was left with my apartment office

The strap is actually a decent bit larger than I expected.

I absolutely had to get the pan; I totally get why many fans think it's retarded or wonder why it exists, but cooking is one of my biggest passions so there literally couldn't be a piece of Perfume merch more personally appropriate for me.

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>>15988274

At first I thought it was funny that they explain making a skillet cake when it's literally a skillet cake & egg pan, but then it hit me that a lot of people probably think it's some sort of cute miniaturized novelty when they see it and are shocked to find it's a legitimate cooking tool.

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>>15988389
Nocchi emblazoned in iron is kawakii as fuck

>>15988274
>>15988389
>>15988470
you are the real nigger keeping the thread alive. buy fags are my fags.

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>>15988476
so you like buy fags huh? Just got this the other day in the mail

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>>15988476

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>>15988476
so many good pics

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>>15988476
last one for now

>>15988470

So the important question is.. when one uses this pan to make a Perfume-imprinted confection, in which order are they supposed to be eaten?

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lord yuka doesn't even look good when they photoshop her now. this has stopped being funny really. this is sad now.

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>>15989058
lmao she also looks hungover

God damn it Yuka, stop partying so much!

Just remember the good times bros

Are there any appearances in (game) shows this year that have been subbed?

>>15988274
I bought the pan for historical purposes. Not cooking with it, it's tiny anyway lol

>>15988585
>crying Achan
I told you when she cries I cry ;_;

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>>15973907
Nocchi and Kashyuka are fine but, I can't stand A-chan's ugly fucking face.

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>>15989951
A-chan can't stand your ugly fucking face

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>>15989958
Is that so?

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>>15989976
Very so

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>>15989987
Well guess the ugliest Perfume will never love me. What a shame.

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>>15990006
She's happily married anyways

Nocchi is too autistic for any of us
Yuka = ?
but don't get your hopes up

>>15990026
Fair enough. I like all of the members, even A-chan. She has some awesome energy epically at the live shows. She really gets a crowd movin'. Live and let live I guess man. https://youtu.be/cSPJIhJACJE

>>15990036
yay

>>15990042
I'm almost tempted to make a 'coexist' bumper sticker image out of their silhouettes. I have no idea how that would work though.

>>15990026
Yuka would probably snob us howaito gaijin piggu

>>15988633
eat only the nocchi one if you have to

throw the other 2 away

Are there any appearances in (game) shows this year that have been subbed?

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>>15990026
>too autistic for me

nice try faggot.
I'm working out just for nocchi right now. counting nocchi's every day. one day I'm gonna look like the ontama guys and she is gonna love me.

nothing personnel

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>>15990477
>Working out
>Tfw Nocchi only likes guys who look like goblins

No love lost anon, A-chan and I are happilied wed

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>>15990817
if I look like an orc do you think she will compromise?

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>>15990837
It's a possibility

Are there any appearances in (game) shows this year that have been subbed?

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What are her crimes?

>>15991190
being too cute for perfume

>>15991190
Jaywalking

>>15991190
being 193cm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSsgzTvRwbc

Nocchi's desperate quest for a husband continues.

>>15992045
>Nocchi not realizing that her affection would be the world's finest ingredient

Anything she prepared with love would warrant savoring every bite, and the lucky man who got to eat it would stand above kings... even if the appearance or flavor would earn a regular woman a backhand and a permanent ban from your kitchen.

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>>15992287
holy shit.

I'm not lying here guys but this just reminded me of a dream I had 3 so days ago. nocchi was talking about how she wanted to cook me something but said she sucked at cooking so she didn't bother.

I told her my love for her would have made anything she cooked for me the greatest food I've ever tasted.

I forgot the dream the second I woke up and this brought it back.

nocchi never left my dreams I just forget them now. she hasn't forsaken me I've forsaken her.

someone hold me please.

>>15992684

Our angel forgives, Nocchibro.

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>>15991190
She was riding in her boyfriend's car, drinking and messing around with him, when a man jumped out into the road and they hit him, killing him. She wanted to call an ambulance, but her boyfriend refused, and managed to talk her into helping him hide the body in the trunk of his car. He promised to take care of everything...unfortunately, by 'take care' he apparently meant 'sell her up the river'. A few days later the police arrested her, having been told a version of events in which she stole her boyfriend's car, went drunk driving with it, and then hit the man and hid the body.

She refused to tell the truth, for fear of her boyfriend going to jail. Her lawyer offered her a plea bargain which would result in her getting only a few years of probation, and she took it. The Plea bargain, however, was bogus; her lawyer was a crook, and working for her boyfriend, who wanted her put away so that he could get away scot-free. Because of this deception, Yuka wound up pleading guilty and sentenced to a full fifteen years in Green Dolphin Street Correctional Facility.