How does one become 2hu?
>>15920715
Very carefully
Gender reassignment surgery with Eirin.
install gentoo
beat it to your favourite 2hu only to ZUNs art
Gather the Dragon Balls.
>>15920715
Move to Japan
Start a cult
Make your followers leave you for a better cult
You are now a Touhou
You must acquire a silly hat
>>15920715
We just don't know.
do you think I'd still be here if I figured it out already?
Sleep with ZUN
>>15920734
Don't do this. It releases mustard gas.
Get beat up by Reimu
Sex a 2hu
>>15920715
Open the portal
>>15921549
Breathing mustard gas will take you to Gensoukyo.
>>15920715
By being the best trap in the crowd.
>>15924480
this man get it
Copious amounts of booze and hands must be able to mimic gangs signs with extreme fluency
>>159245
That screen output looks familiar.
Did Cirno run ``rm -rf /``?
>>15921114
This
We can make one for you if you want.
Give me ideas about a devil 2hu, what power should I give her?
>>15930509
>likes darkness, killing.
>pssh, nothing personnel youkai
>>15924480
Made my neurons fire.
>>15930591
But what would be her favorite food?
Since devils live on Makai where many humans don't exist, does that mean they eat magical energy?
>>15930509
vomits blood
>>15930961
they drink bleach
>>15931006
Gaki Touhou who has a swollen stomach and needs to drink bleach for nourishment when?
>>15930509
The power to manipulate lies.
Make sure this power is as vague as possible, to fuel power level fetishists.